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Post  Lady Arabella on Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:59 pm

The following is an archive of material originally posted on the Harry Potter Lexicon Forum, hosted by World Crossing, which ceased operations on April 15th, 2011

Archivist's note:  Get ready for an adventure ~ the whacky residents of St. Mungo's enjoy Bedpan Quidditch, Lime Jello, Evil Purple Sloths, Calimari Nights, Snape Beverages, Pyrotechnic displays, Jello Submarines, Giant Rubber Duckies, Mardi Gras parades complete with tossing Canary Creams to the Muggle crowd, and much, much more!

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Post  Lady Arabella on Fri Jul 29, 2011 8:53 pm

St. Mungo's Roll Call! has been moved here...
Caitlin McCoy - Mar 21, 2003 4:00 am
Edited by Oct 10, 2006 5:36 am

to the FanFiction Ward. Those of us with dementias related to placing ourselves in other's lives might find their delusions more intense in this area. Uh, okay everyone, same rules as before.

For those of you who don't remember:

*pounds gavel* I, Caitlin M. McCoy, former Head of Pediatrics and current patient of the Giant Squid Dementia Ward, bring this meeting to order.

For the record, state your name, if you are an employee or patient (most of us fit in the latter category), which ward you are in, how long you've been there and when (if ever) you're expected to be released.

Carina - Mar 21, 2003 5:09 am (#1 of 2955)

Phwew! I thought I was going to get lost in the move!

Hi, I'm Carina and I'm a Potterholic... (HI CARINA)

I've been here for a while now... ever since I tore up a whole isle of Home Depot trying to find a broom that flew. I have a lovely permanent room in the Squid Dementia Ward, but I like to summer in the OneTooManyBludgersInTheHead wing, where they let me fly the kiddie broom my therapist sent me as long as I keep the training wheels on.

Why would I ever leave? They serve lime jello every Thursday.


Lenka - Mar 21, 2003 5:11 am (#2 of 2955)

Hey! I'm still stuck in the "In love with a Harry Potter character" ward, but they finally examined me, came up with a diagnosis, and put me into the "George Weasley" division. So now I'm in a different room with other six girls.

BTW, HE'S BEEN HERE! I caught a sight of the Weasley twins when I was, like usually, looking out of the windows. I tried to alert the nurse, but she merely wrote something in her notebook that looked a lot like "hysterics" and left, locking the door. I almost climbed out the window, but unfortunately the nurse came back, pulled me up and locked the windoes as well. Today, we're getting bars fitted in them. Oh joy.



Sly Girl - Mar 21, 2003 5:28 am (#3 of 2955)

I, Slytherin Girl have technically been a patient for only a short time, I did, however, pretend for a very long time to be an employee. But they cut the health plan and lowered my wages, so I said what the heck and jumped into the 'IcantstopthinkingofHarryPotter'ward. I now receive all my mail (owl post and Muggle) here and have my own coffee mug, shaped like a Giant Squid (back off Denise! It's mine!!). I also have coveted Snape pictures that I will let you see if you are very nice to me.

I am also the future author of the Snape Chronicles. Shhhhh. Don't tell.


Nine - Mar 21, 2003 8:39 pm (#4 of 2955)

Hello, everyone. I am Nine, permanent resident of the Giant Squid Dementia Ward and sometime resident of the Weird Theories Caused By Waiting Too Long for OoP ward. I'll see you guys back in the Squidder ward as soon as I convince them that I don't believe that D-Day and PoA are connected anymore.

I don't think I'll allow myself to be released from St. Mungo's anytime in the near future.


dudley - Mar 21, 2003 9:03 pm (#5 of 2955)

Hello. My name is Napoleon Bonaparte. I am the emperor of Europe! Bow down to my greatness! observe my tricorn hat!

I find myself spending my time planning the invasion of Hogwarts from the Giant Squid Dementia Ward, one day my pet will be returned to me!


Gina R Snape - Mar 21, 2003 10:13 pm (#6 of 2955)

Gina here. I was the overnight Squid Ward observer until December 2002 when it was, em, strongly suggested I resign for "personal relaxation" purposes. In January 2003 I received a visit whilst "relaxing" in my home in private conversation with our darling Potions Master. They magically bound and "escorted" me to the Severus Snape lockdown ward. And they've taken away my Magic Wand. I don't know if I'll ever get out.

Incidentally, Slytherin Girl. It seems your secret is out... The Bloody Baron saw you volunteer to write the Snape chronicles. Now he's been visiting me, asking for the Bloody Baron Chronicles to be written. He wants me to be his ghost writer. :-D

Now, how's about that calamari? Dinner over? Some Lime jelly, then?


Istari Jones - Mar 21, 2003 10:28 pm (#7 of 2955)

I, Istari Jones, have been a patient here at St. Mungo's since February 11, 2003, (but with aberant attractions to magic, dragons, and bubotuber pus since Ollivander was a baby...) with diagnoses of Literary Fixation Dis

Therefore, we will begin by outlining the steps of this program. Step 1 is the most important. We must begin by admitting to each other we have a problem; and that problem is that we are obsessed by the Magical World of Harry Potter and all it entails. Then we throw the other steps down the toilet because we're having too much darn bloody fun and don't want to be cured. The remainder of our program will focus on our Snape in Drag Ballroom Dancing Competitions, All-you-can-eat Calamari Seafood Fridays, Voldemort Look-Alike Contests, Gnarly Vampire Biker meetings and, new for this weekend, Whatever Happened to Professor Dumbledore? Mystery Dinner Theater Nights.

Those interested in escaping, ....uhhh, ...planning social events outside of St. Mungo's can visit me any of the padded rooms also located in the Giant Squid Dementia Ward overlooking the Quidditch fields. (The password is "calamari"...pass it on...)


Diagon Nilly - Mar 21, 2003 10:46 pm (#8 of 2955)

Hello, I am Diagon Nilly and I occasionally reside in the Severus Snape wing of St. Mungo's. The rest of the time I don't know where I am since I tend to have bouts of intense daydreaming (at least that's what the doctors tell me). In my spare time I like to paint portraits of Audra Lindly from "Three's Company", play with my Giant Evil Clown Weeble, and donate my thought waves to the Nintendo Corporation.

I'm not too sure why I've been admitted here, but it musy have something to do with that spaghetti incident and the time my underoos went insane and attacked all the parrots outside my bedroom window. Pretty normal stuff, actually.

Anyway, I'm having a campaign to redecorate the Severus Snape wing. I'm going to start by lobbying to have the ward repainted from sea green (blech!) to black and purple.


Alianora - Mar 21, 2003 11:02 pm (#9 of 2955)

I, Alianora, am a recovering Nevillholic in the Obsessive Re-reader Ward, also with the occasional nice people in white coats taking me to the Lupin area. I sometimes pass the Severus Snape ward...seems like a lot of people there, I think they're making an extension. My psychiatrist says I'm making excellent progress...maybe I shouldn't tell them about my Percy debates...


Denise S. - Mar 22, 2003 12:32 am (#10 of 2955)
Edited by Mar 21, 2003 4:34 pm

I, Denise S., have been a patient since February 11 (second only to the infamous Istari Jones), although I've had the illness since February 2000. I have been shifted around between the various wards, currently they've sent me to the Muggle Delusionment Ward (I swear JKR sent me the secret advanced manuscript of OoP! But she made me promise not to show the staff, they'd just shred it or something!)...but since Istari has given me back my wand and I've taken the potato peelings off of it, we should be able to bust out of here sometime soon.

*sees a nurse with a straightjacket*

*desperately* ALL HAIL DUMBLEDORE, FOR HE IS--*struggle* the...GIAnt Squi-- *dragged back to her other room in the Squid Dementia Ward*

psst! Slytherin Girl! I'll let you read my OoP manuscript if you lend me your Lucius Chronicles!


Cliff Hamaker - Mar 22, 2003 1:59 am (#11 of 2955)

I, Cliff Hamaker, am a patient in the Hermione and Ron Obsessive Compulsive Ward, soon to be moved permanently to the Giant Squid Dementia Ward, where I spend most of my time anyway, though I do visit the James/Lupin Paranoia Ward on the weekends, and my stay will be indefinite.


Cliff Hamaker - Mar 22, 2003 2:03 am (#12 of 2955)

Istari, I really liked your 12(really 1) step program. I enjoyed it very much! By the way, the word in the James/Lupin Ward is that there is a certain new patient with information on a Switching Spell that might be able to help you plan your... "social events outside of St. Mungo's". (psst! password is "Harry, I am your father!")

Oooh!!! Tonight is Calamari night!


Ticker - Mar 22, 2003 3:59 am (#13 of 2955)

OK - nice to see you all, I can't stay long off Obsessed-with-Mysteries Ward. I might be paranoid, but I think they really are looking for me since I swiped 4 red straight-jackets. Oh, no gotta go!

Aaaahhh - keep that grapefruit juice away from me & NO I certainly do NOT want any Calamari!!!!!!


Rosariana - Mar 22, 2003 5:07 am (#14 of 2955)

I, Rosariana, am currently placed in the I-want-to-take-Harry-to-Yule-Ball ward and have been here since December. Before that I had Obsessive Rereading Disorder. My doctors won't let me leave my padded cell at night because I will find Lupin and attempt to cure him of his werewolf-ness. They don't believe that I can do it. They also seem to think I am a severe threat to Cornelius Fudge, the Minister of Magic, because of the awful things I say about him in my sleep.

I am still waiting for Sirius to fly Buckbeak over to my window and help me escape so I can cure Lupin.


Sly Girl - Mar 22, 2003 5:19 am (#15 of 2955)

It was a stormy night. Rain and thunder hid the noises. The room was lit with only a candle, flickering and dancing on the wall of the dungeon. Its occupant inhaled sharply as the mark on his arm began to burn... it was calling him home to his dark master, demanding to be answered...Severus Snape knew this would be the last..........

uh oh. They've taken away my writing privileges again.... No! Not the jacket!! Anything but the jackettttttttttttttttttt......


Carina - Mar 22, 2003 6:24 am (#16 of 2955)

NO! NOT CALAMARI NIGHT!!!! *steals all of the calamari and throws it in the toilet* HURRY! HURRY PROFESSOR! YOU MUST ESCAPE! *flush*


Istari Jones - Mar 22, 2003 6:52 am (#17 of 2955)
Edited by Mar 21, 2003 11:17 pm

Ticker!! Four red straight jackets?? It's another insane plot by the Slytherins in the Severus Snape ward to win the imaginary Quidditch Cup! It's a plot, I tell you, a plot! Four red jackets, huh? (Voice rising in a sarcastic, paranoid tone) I see! One for the Seeker, and three for the Chasers!! Think we wouldn't notice the players couldn't catch the Quaffle or the Snitch without the use of their arms, huh? THAT'S why Gina wants to give us Lime Jello! It's green, for Slytherin! She's tainted it with a potion so we won't notice our team couldn't use their arms! Ha! Well, I certainly hope Madame Poppy decides to return to work here in case we need an antidote for Gina's Lime Jello!

(Whispers "Harry, I'm your father!" to Cliff...meet me at the Quidditch gate during the full moon! Be sure to tell Denise S., Ellen 1 and Ellen 2, Caitlin, Alianora, Nine, Dudley, Rosariana, Slytherin Girl...no, wait, duh, she's a Slytherin... We must begin planning a megalomanical takeover of the Quidditch stadium to assure an imaginary Griffydor's championship! And be very, very careful around the lady who keeps whispering "Bezoar, beeeee-zoar! and the chick with the Squid cup...)


Denise S. - Mar 22, 2003 7:10 am (#18 of 2955)

Carina, wait, don't flush him yet! *takes "wand" out* Reparo!

Reparo!!! Istari, it's not working, what do I do?


Carina - Mar 22, 2003 7:11 am (#19 of 2955)

run away!... run away!

Is it time for medication yet?


Istari Jones - Mar 22, 2003 7:13 am (#20 of 2955)

(Hope I included all in my last post, didn't mean to leave anyone out!...Oh, yeah...anyone notice Kip posted on the St. Mungo's post?!!! We knew it all along, didn't we, folks? There's some things you just can't hide!!! (^_^ Grins!)


Istari Jones - Mar 22, 2003 7:16 am (#21 of 2955)
Edited by Mar 21, 2003 11:18 pm

Denise! Swish and Flick the potato peelings off, then concentrate and try again!! Hurry! And throw a sherbert lemon at him!


Carina - Mar 22, 2003 7:23 am (#22 of 2955)

NO! NO! NO! We must not let the Headmaster get eaten! He has important things to do! *one more flush for good measure*


Istari Jones - Mar 22, 2003 7:25 am (#23 of 2955)
Edited by Mar 21, 2003 11:34 pm

(Sighs deeply, heads to the janitor's closet for the plunger..........) I'll be in the Chat room for a while if you want me...


Nine - Mar 22, 2003 2:31 pm (#24 of 2955)

What makes you think I'm a Gryffindor? Well, I probably am, so I'll join you guys at the Quidditch gate. Good thing they don't have an Obsession with the Full Moon ward, or I'd be in there, too. I forgot to mention one other ward I spend my time in: the Obsessive Re-readers ward, specifically the PoA section.

Rosariana, I'll help you try to cure Remus. Does anyone know how to make a Wolfsbane Potion? I think I can improve it, but I need to know how to make it first...


Diagon Nilly - Mar 22, 2003 7:22 pm (#25 of 2955)

(Meanwhile, in another part of the hospital, Diagon Nilly scratches her head and wonders why her toilet is overflowing with calamari).

I don't remember eating that. I HATE seafood!


Madam Poppy - Mar 22, 2003 11:36 pm (#26 of 2955)

I am a former staff member at St. Mungo’s. I decided to look for a new position when I began to notice several odd visitors to the hospital. In particular, the Longbottoms regularly had an unknown cloaked wizard come to
see them. The couple never benefited from these visitations and always needed addition potions to relieve their distress. I asked the hospital management to allow only visits from their son Neville and his grandmother. The Administrator mumbled something about "donations" and refused my request. So I quit and took a job at a boarding school.
Recently I been questioning my decision to work at Hogwarts. I had thought that working for a school would be an undemanding job. Little did I know that I'd be called upon to re-grow bones, treat dragon bites, exposure to Dementors and much more! Now we've even had a student die! I am on the verge of checking myself into a reliable health spa. I'm afraid I'll be packed off to St. Mungo's and put into the new Gilderoy Lockhart Wing. These kids are going to cause me to loose my mind!

Sincerely, Poppy Pomfrey


prof sprout - Mar 23, 2003 6:19 pm (#27 of 2955)
Edited by Mar 23, 2003 10:25 am

I Prof. Sprout,
volunteer some of my time at St. Mungo's. I grow some of the plants that makes the "lime" Jello green. We all think that it helps calm down the patients. Especially before and after Calamari night. But I think I saw a few patients skipping the Jello. I'm not sure but I could have sworn I heard some flushing noises, and "Hurry professor", and "reparo". I think I need to up the dose in the green Jello. I'm still trying to figure out some buttons I found lying around the other night "DIGS" I found it in next to the toilets on Calamari night. Even though we have a few people who have "incidents" on calamari night, I think it is still very popular, some nights I hear "calamari" whispered in the halls of the Squid Dementia ward.

Poppy, don't forget about having to "care" for those poor children petrified. It was a shame we had to wait almost the whole school year for the mandrakes to be ready. Talk about pressure. I hope you consider volunteering some time this summer holiday. I think with us working together we might actually get the Longbottem's situation to get better. I also keep the headmaster updated on their progress. Along with some other patients. But don't tell the other staff, I don't know who is on Dumbledore's side. I'm trying to get other Hogwarts staff, to volunteer some of their time here also. I had to turn down Hagrid though, He's wanted to bring in some of his favorite animals to "cheer up" the patients.


Carina - Mar 23, 2003 7:08 pm (#28 of 2955)
Edited by Mar 23, 2003 11:09 am

D'Nilly, It was Moaning Myrtle! I swear!

mmmmm... more lime jello...


prof sprout - Mar 23, 2003 7:26 pm (#29 of 2955)
Edited by Mar 23, 2003 11:47 am

Thats a good girl Carina. Don't forget to tell your friends to get second helpings of lime Jello. If you do I'll try to get you more time to fly your kiddy broom. Maybe even the Nimbus 2001 jr. When the firebolt jr comes out, I'll see if we have the fundings to get you one. By the way do know what DIGS, stands for? More broom time if you tell me.


Istari Jones - Mar 23, 2003 7:46 pm (#30 of 2955)
Edited by Mar 23, 2003 11:47 am

Gee, Prof. Sprout - I was really wanting to take Hagrid's Bang - Ended Skrewt for a walk! Hmmmm...as Activities Director it has been suggested that Pet Therapy is a viable way to promote mental health and well-being among the residents. Maybe you could reconsider letting Hagrid bring a few pets?


prof sprout - Mar 23, 2003 8:00 pm (#31 of 2955)


I thought they were called Blast Ended Skrewts, is that a name difference in the different English versions?

Anyway, the patients in the Lockhart wing would try to "cure" all of them. Don't you remember they are the result when someone snuck fire crabs and manticores into St. Mungo's? HMMM Actually, weren't you here around that time? I think I have some checking up to do. Until then I think should double your dose I mean serving of lime Jello


dudley - Mar 23, 2003 8:50 pm (#32 of 2955)

Hi, Its Dudders here from the "pedantic British person ward"

Jello? dont you mean jelly?


Tommie - Mar 23, 2003 8:53 pm (#33 of 2955)

I have to say I am in the same ward as Ellen, but in a different division. I have not been here very long, only a week, and they say I MIGHT have a hope of being "released"...in a few millenia.


prof sprout - Mar 23, 2003 8:53 pm (#34 of 2955)
Edited by Mar 23, 2003 12:58 pm

I thought it was lime Jello,(gelatin) I've never heard of lime Jelly. Strawberry, Grape, and even Guava yes, but never Lime. But either way, if they want to put the Jelly/Jello on their toast, or eat it with a spoon they can. Whatever helps them get their medication, I mean nutrition.


Carina - Mar 23, 2003 9:09 pm (#35 of 2955)
Edited by Mar 23, 2003 1:13 pm

Prof. Sprout, in the UK, Jello is jelly. Dudders, what do y'all call fruit spread that doesn't have the fruitchunks in it? Is it all called jam?

I don't care what we call it as long as I can eat my fill!


prof sprout - Mar 23, 2003 10:23 pm (#36 of 2955)

Thank you Carina,

An extra 15 minutes on your broom.


Istari Jones - Mar 23, 2003 10:57 pm (#37 of 2955)

Sorry, Prof. Sprout. Blast it all, it is Blast-Ended-Skrewts. You're right. Do you think I've had too much lime Jello? I think it's affecting my memory. The nurse keeps muttering "obliviate, obliviate" with every spoonful...(I'm still suspicious it's a Slytherin plot.)


prof sprout - Mar 23, 2003 11:10 pm (#38 of 2955)

Nah, no one can have too much lime Jello. I did some research, you are cleared of the breeding of the blast ended skrewts. Just stay away from the bubotuber puss. We don't want any more incidents like last time. -_v


Tommie - Mar 23, 2003 11:10 pm (#39 of 2955)

*shakes head* No, it's Bang Ended Scooters. Tie a pole onto them, stand on their shells, and wait until they go BANG. It feels like riding a scooter. Hence the Bang Ended Scooters. *glares at the employee* What do you mean, Blast Ended Screwts? Hey, give me my scooter back! *growls and tackles the employee*


Carina - Mar 23, 2003 11:12 pm (#40 of 2955)

Istari, maybe if you're really good, they'll make yours cherry Jello!

mmm...cherry Jello.


Tommie - Mar 23, 2003 11:24 pm (#41 of 2955)
Edited by Mar 23, 2003 3:27 pm

LEMON!! *continues to tackle the employee* MY scooter!


Carina - Mar 23, 2003 11:32 pm (#42 of 2955)

mmmmm...lemon Jello.


Rosariana - Mar 23, 2003 11:36 pm (#43 of 2955)

Hmmm... maybe the nurses have been favoring me, but I have been receiving CHERRY jello since day one. MMMMMMMMMMM..........cherry. Lime is yucky.

I swear I saw Hagrid riding Norbert over the moon last night. I got an extra red straight jacket for that.

Maybe I can escape if I summon my pet phoenix! But he wouldn't fit through the bars. Alas, does anyone know an Obstructing Charm that can be done without a wand?

Aha! I could make a Dissolving Potion out of my daily supply of cherry Jello! *cackles evilly*


Tommie - Mar 23, 2003 11:37 pm (#44 of 2955)
Edited by Mar 23, 2003 3:47 pm

LEMON JELLO is much better. *eats some and screws up face because of sourness* AHHH...just like a lemon Warhead! *sits on employee* GIVE ME MY SCOOTER!


Marye Lupin - Mar 23, 2003 11:47 pm (#45 of 2955)

Hi! I have just recently been admitted into the "iloveHufflepuffsward" although I have had that (and various other Harry Potter related illnesses) since January 2000. A few of my friends suggested I get help when I told them about my visit with the Giant Squid last summer. Their reaction confuses me, but I obediently admitted myself into St Mungo's (although for some reason this didn't please them as much as I thought it would...they kept exchanging odd looks...oh well *shrugs*).

(Watch out for them Ravenclaws--they lie. One of them tried to tell me that...that...that Cedric's...d-d-...*starts weeping hysterically at the thought that anybody could make up such horrible lies*)

Ooo...Lime jello...


Tommie - Mar 23, 2003 11:49 pm (#46 of 2955)

That Cedric's daddy is Amos? *thinks* Isn't that true?


prof sprout - Mar 24, 2003 12:56 am (#47 of 2955)

If we get enough people wanting different flavors of Jello, I can get the other flavors but it still might remain green, it’s the medication in it, I mean some of the enchantments.

Marye Lupin, I know what you mean. I love Hufflepuff also, as I am currently the head. Don't worry Marye, (as nurse comes to comfort Marye, nurse says "obliviate") Yes Cedric's daddy is Amos. Have some Jello.

Tommie how did you get that animal in here!! I'll give you back your scooter minus the skrewt if you get off the nurse, and eat some more green lemon jello. Yummy, huh? here comes the airplane, Open wide.

Poppy, please volunteer more time, I think they are planning a takeover. I need help.


Marie E. - Mar 24, 2003 1:07 am (#48 of 2955)

Does the lime jello come with whipped topping? Hmmm...maybe I do need a bit of rest. Is there still room in the Obsessive Reading Ward?


Denise S. - Mar 24, 2003 1:12 am (#49 of 2955)

Prof Sprout:

You have stated in other "rooms" (read: threads) that you too believe that the mascot of Ravenclaw should be a raven. I was sympathetic to that, and for a second, I thought you were on my side. But then you asked me if I had been eating my lime Jello. AND I HAVE FIGURED IT OUT! Prof. Sprout, I don't know what you all are doing to the Jello, but I do know that once we eat it, we start to see the Ravenclaw mascots as **eagles** and not ravens!

Lime Jello??? HA! I fart in your general direction! *throws a month's worth of Jello through her door at Prof. Sprout* *runs to another room in the Ravens Are The Mascot Of Ravenclaw Ward...a rather lonely one, truth be told*


Diagon Nilly - Mar 24, 2003 1:15 am (#50 of 2955)

(Diagon Nilly runs down the hall from the Severus Snape wing looking unkempt and badly in need of sleep)

I've done it! Eureka! In honor of the most talented and wisest of potions masters, I have been up all night perfecting my belching potion!

(Holds up an unopened can of Dr. Pepper)

Who wants to try some? I bet it goes great with Lime Jello...

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Carina - Mar 24, 2003 1:26 am (#51 of 2955)

# walking past the Ravens Are The Mascot Of Ravenclaw Ward hallway* tsk tsk tsk... a terrible waste of perfectly good Jello.

Belching potion!?! Does it come in other flavors?


prof sprout - Mar 24, 2003 1:27 am (#52 of 2955)
Edited by Mar 23, 2003 5:29 pm


I do think that the Raven SHOULD be mascot of Ravenclaw, It makes perfect sense. However I got a little carried away with my thoughts, and I started shouting. If I don't want my cover blown, so I have to feed you the Jello, and keep my thoughts to myself. There is nothing in the lime jello. Really. **crosses fingers**

Besides if I get discovered, who is going to be spy for Dumbledore?


Sly Girl - Mar 24, 2003 1:27 am (#53 of 2955)

::wishes someone would feed her jello:::


prof sprout - Mar 24, 2003 1:30 am (#54 of 2955)

SG Do you want the airplane, or Choo choo train.


Sly Girl - Mar 24, 2003 1:48 am (#55 of 2955)

what's an airplane? Don't you mean broomstick? :^)


prof sprout - Mar 24, 2003 1:52 am (#56 of 2955)

Ok, SG. I'll give you choo choo train. Open wide here comes the Jello Express into platform 32 teeth and a tounge. CHOO CHOO.


Denise S. - Mar 24, 2003 2:08 am (#57 of 2955)
Edited by Mar 23, 2003 6:09 pm

*looks on in despair, praying she herself won't succumb to the temptation of lime jello*

(btw, is it true that lime jello is the state food of Utah?)


Carina - Mar 24, 2003 2:27 am (#58 of 2955)

C'mon, Denise! Everyone's doing it! (peer pressure...)


Denise S. - Mar 24, 2003 2:53 am (#59 of 2955)

No, Carina, I have the Power of the Raven behind me! Eat it if you want--I'll be in my room reading my OoP manuscript (sans bookcover, of course!)


prof sprout - Mar 24, 2003 3:08 am (#60 of 2955)
Edited by Mar 23, 2003 7:09 pm

Come on Denise, Here comes the green lime-flavored quaffle through the Slytherins’ goal. Ravenclaw is going to score.


Carina - Mar 24, 2003 3:40 am (#61 of 2955)

Yeah, Denise... You wouldn't want anything on the cover to spoil the story...


rettoP yrraH - Mar 24, 2003 3:53 am (#62 of 2955)

Hello all I am Dr. Sam I've been on the Old age wing staff for a while :::pssst I really am - don’t listen to the nurses::: I take care of Errol the Feeble. If anyone has any Problems you can come to me and i will solve your problems AS SOON AS I GET THE BATTERYS BACK TO MY PAGER!!!

:::come on poppy give em back:::

And I AM a Doctor!!! ALL HAIL ERROL FOR HE WILL *ZAAAAAARRPPP* noooooo not tasers!!!! Get off!!!! (Voice in the back) *if your good you'll get sugar* <<'Here come the men in white' Plays in the background>> YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME I'm A DOCTOR!! Look at my plastic card!!! *breaks hold goes slipping down the hallway yelling ERROL!!!*


Carina - Mar 24, 2003 4:07 am (#63 of 2955)

::loudly so Madam Poppy can hear::

Come on Sam! Try the Jello! It's good for you and tasty too!

::giggles thinking she sounds like Lucy's Vitameatavegamin commercial::


Penny Lane. - Mar 24, 2003 4:16 am (#64 of 2955)

Pounds on Door

Let me In - I want some Jello too! I swear I can be obsessive too!!!

And I do believe in the Giant Squid - I really Do!


rettoP yrraH - Mar 24, 2003 4:29 am (#65 of 2955)

Vita Veta! Hey 20% alcohale!!! The Jello ain’t Kosher Blea! Waight! is it


Carina - Mar 24, 2003 4:48 am (#66 of 2955)

Madam Poppy, can we get some special Kosher Jello over here, please?


rettoP yrraH - Mar 24, 2003 5:08 am (#67 of 2955)

Nurse! I want the Jello in my Spiderman bowl. The one that changes colors when it gets cold! *paging doctor sam* <>


Istari Jones - Mar 24, 2003 5:13 am (#68 of 2955)

Wh...where am I? Wh..wh...what's going on? Grrrrr....stupid green Jello! Why didn't you guys wake me up?

Is Cherry jello the official Jello of the Gryffindor team, or is it Strawberry-Banana?

Wait a minute...about this raven vs. eagle thingie...is it a black bird? With speckles? And yellow feet? (rolls eyes wildly) You guys...that's a chicken!!!

Hey!! Tonight is the Snape in Drag Ballroom Dancing Competition try-outs, and THE MAN himself is there in the Severus Snape ward judging...I think I'll just stroll on down and check out the new dresses everyone is wearing...


Marie E. - Mar 24, 2003 5:24 am (#69 of 2955)
Wait, then is green jello the official jello for the Slytherins?

# licks whipped topping off her nose*


Carina - Mar 24, 2003 5:32 am (#70 of 2955)
Edited by Mar 23, 2003 9:38 pm

Then I DEMAND that we start serving berry-blue Jello in all fairness to the Ravenclaws... er, SpeckledChickenclaws. We have lemon for the Hufflepuffs and I'm sure the Fighting Ravens want their team represented at dinnertime as well.

Watch me promote the Jello, Professor Sprout! Sorry I can't tell you what DIGS is... they threatened to feed me bubotubor pus if I told you.

I will be at the Dancing competition with my Vulture hat on. Who wants to be my partner?


Penny Lane. - Mar 24, 2003 5:35 am (#71 of 2955)

Oh goody - I've managed to climb through a window in the "People who think about Socks Too Much" ward. Its Quite empty these days you know. I plan to change into some Blue robes and sneak down the hallway for some berry-blue jello..


rettoP yrraH - Mar 24, 2003 5:38 am (#72 of 2955)

Any one for sock sliding? WEEeeeee!!! *Crash* right into the bedpans......


Istari Jones - Mar 24, 2003 5:39 am (#73 of 2955)

(Pssst...suport group meeting currently underway in the chat room...password is..."Huh?"


Marie E. - Mar 24, 2003 7:05 am (#74 of 2955)

oh, oh, can we have a sock hop? Do we have a gymnasium for such events?

Why are all these bedpans in the hallway? Eewww...


Istari Jones - Mar 24, 2003 12:40 pm (#75 of 2955)

Sock Hop? Brilliant! We'll need about 4 pairs of real wooly ones for the squi...uhhh, never mind.

Sorry about the bedpans, Marie. Ever since the plumbing got clogged with all the calamari we've had to use a different system.

Oh, watch out for the guy with the red straight jackets... I think he's trying to sabotage our imaginary Quidditch team...


Mordicus Egg - Mar 24, 2003 6:27 pm (#76 of 2955)

I finally found my way to Saint Mungo's after being recommended by Denise P. and Slytherin Girl after I posted in the "--Tell About Yourself" thread last week. It took me a while to get to the new thread because I couldn't find the Lexicon FanFiction board. Well, I found my way into the ward. There are some pretty disturbed patients here, and the staff are even worse!

I've got a problem: though I am a mental health counselor --no, really I am; refer to my published works (or at least my bio screen). I've got a serious obsession with all things Harry Potter. It goes far beyond the occasional rereading of the books. Not a day goes by that I don't think about the Harry Potter Universe. I check in with The Leaky Cauldron website 2-4 times per day while on breaks at work. I settle arguments with friends by referring to the Lexicon (and become frustrated if I cannot find what I'm looking for). I privately snicker at people who confuse canon with info from the HP films. Most severe, I think, is that I've started to write a fanfic and I don't even write!

So, this brings me to my question? Am I a staff member? Am I a patient? Undoubtedly, my clinical training would be helpful to some of the patients, and my obsession would help me empathize, but . . .

I fear I may be too caught up, and I may require an extended inpatient stay. How do I get a bed? Which ward would be most helpful?

My name is Mordicus. I am a Potterholic.


Istari Jones - Mar 24, 2003 11:37 pm (#77 of 2955)
Edited by Mar 24, 2003 3:39 pm

You mean, behavior like you describe is not...normal? You seem perfectly sane to us! So, a bit of orientation here.

First: Am I a staff member? Am I a patient? The answer is - "Yes"

Second: How do I get a bed? Gee, I guess. No one has mentioned beds, yet, just bedpans. You can have all of those that you want. They are OK for pillows but you have to empty your own, thank you.

Third: Which ward would be most helpful? Hmmm. That's a tough one. It depends on what you like. For instance, many of us are in the Giant Squid Dementia Ward. (If you're hooked on Spongebob Squarepants you might read "Squid-ward" here). Many female in- patients tend to gravitate toward the Severus Snape ward. Another very popoular ward is the "Obsessive Re-reader Ward". I just finished a census count of St. Mungo's and so far there are around 11 or 12 wards, so I guess you can go where you want.

Lastly: Now that you are an official member, you have to make some crucial decisions about your health care like the rest of us. For instance - what flavor Jello do you like? Are you opposed to serving Dumbledore as an entree on All-You-Can-Calamari- Seafood Nights? Do you have a problem with clogged plumbing?

This concludes our orientation. Welcome to St. Mungo's, a place that makes even Dementors happy.


Caitlin McCoy - Mar 24, 2003 11:39 pm (#78 of 2955)

You, Mr. Egg, are an ex-employee turned patient, like me!

*sighs* Whatever foolish doctor decided that 72 hours of intense Muggle therapy during which I cannot use or speak about any magic would help my poor impulse control were severely mistaken. Because, somehow, I managed to turn the stove into a wood-burning oven. WITHOUT A WAND. This is how I ended up here in the first place. Transfiguration without a wand caused by severe stress and/or anxiety is normal in pre-teens, but not in 18 year old women.

I am currently a patient in the “Dear Lord, I actually like that Potions Master” room as well as being the primary member of “Obsessed with any and everything Japanese” counseling group. I've been a member of the latter for about 6 years now. There is no hope for me.

*steps over bedpans* There's a reason I haven't been eating that atomic jello lately.

Hey, next Friday can't someone hide me in their room and tell my mom & the Malfoys that I've escaped or something. Anything's better than home.


Istari Jones - Mar 24, 2003 11:41 pm (#79 of 2955)

Sure, Caitlin. C'mon over. Will you tell me how your fanfics end? Bring your own bedpan...


Caitlin McCoy - Mar 24, 2003 11:48 pm (#80 of 2955)
Edited by Mar 24, 2003 3:48 pm

*plops down in Istari's room* I think I found us a theme song! It's called Unwell by a Muggle group Matchbox 20

Gimme a minute to find the lyrics.


Tommie - Mar 24, 2003 11:48 pm (#81 of 2955)

*looks longingly at the Jello*


Caitlin McCoy - Mar 24, 2003 11:48 pm (#82 of 2955)

Don't come running to me when you glow in the dark.


Caitlin McCoy - Mar 24, 2003 11:51 pm (#83 of 2955)
Edited by Mar 24, 2003 3:51 pm



All day staring at the ceiling Making friends with shadows on my wall All night hearing voices telling me That I should get some sleep Because tomorrow might be good for something

Hold on Feeling like I'm headed for a breakdown And I don't know why


But I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell I know right now you can't tell But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see A different side of me I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired I know right now you don't care But soon enough you're gonna think of me And how I used to be...me

I'm talking to myself in public Dodging glances on the train And I know, I know they've all been talking about me I can hear them whisper And it makes me think there must be something wrong with me Out of all the hours thinking Somehow I've lost my mind


But I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell I know right now you can't tell But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see A different side of me I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired I know right now you don't care But soon enough you're gonna think of me And how I used to be

I've been talking in my sleep Pretty soon they'll come to get me Yeah, they're taking me away.


But I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell I know right now you can't tell But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see A different side of me I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired I know right now you don't care But soon enough you're gonna think of me And how I used to be

Yeah, how I used to be How I used to be Well, I'm just a little unwell How I used to be How I used to be I'm just a little unwell .. . . .


Caitlin McCoy - Mar 24, 2003 11:52 pm (#84 of 2955)

I got the weirdest looks from Muggles on AC Transit buses on Friday when I sang this out loud.


Marye Lupin - Mar 24, 2003 11:55 pm (#85 of 2955)

Yellow-jello! Yellow-jello! *starts giggling uncontrollably* (that rhymes!)

Sorry about that, it's yellow-jello night over in the Hufflepuffs ward (Thanks Prof Sprout!). Welcome Morticus! I honestly don't know why your here since you sound perfectly normal to me.

Tommie- You're WRONG! Amos is not Cedric's daddy! I have proof (PROOF I tell you!). I asked Cedric myself and he told me (so there).

Yellow-jello! Yellow-jello! ...


Tommie - Mar 24, 2003 11:56 pm (#86 of 2955)
Edited by Mar 24, 2003 3:57 pm

I love that song!!! SmileSmileSmileSmile!!!

Glowing? I already have an aura...

B-b-but...I talked to Amos...and...*realization dawns* Oh yeah...*sheepish grin* But I can't remember who Cedric's dad is.


Caitlin McCoy - Mar 24, 2003 11:57 pm (#87 of 2955)

You jello people. We're never gonna escape with all you yellow and green glow in the dark people tagging along, the Muggles are bound to notice.


Tommie - Mar 24, 2003 11:58 pm (#88 of 2955)

They'll never notice me until I escape from here. *evil grin*


Caitlin McCoy - Mar 25, 2003 12:00 am (#89 of 2955)

Can we blow up my mom's place first? It's this huge white 4-plex on 25th in Oakland, CA...


Tommie - Mar 25, 2003 12:01 am (#90 of 2955)



Tommie - Mar 25, 2003 12:02 am (#91 of 2955)

Caitlin, I have escape plans! The staff will NEVER figure them out! <> We'll use my EVIL PURPLE SLOTH!


Caitlin McCoy - Mar 25, 2003 12:05 am (#92 of 2955)

Ok, don't be shocked, just let me explain...

They were watching CNN and all this stuff about Muggles blowing one another up and then they showed the cover for OoP (Harry with a wand standing in front of a bunch of open doors--the whole thing's blue) and my mom turns and tells lil ole excited me that I need to stop getting so into that white woman's f'd up b.s.

*cries a little*


Caitlin McCoy - Mar 25, 2003 12:06 am (#93 of 2955)

Purple Sloth? This I gotta see.


Tommie - Mar 25, 2003 12:07 am (#94 of 2955)

I need a name for my EVIL PURPLE SLOTH. Got suggestions? He/she could be our mascot!


Tommie - Mar 25, 2003 12:08 am (#95 of 2955)

Caitlin -- is there a photo of the OoP cover? I haven't seen it yet. <>


Caitlin McCoy - Mar 25, 2003 12:08 am (#96 of 2955)

Darn. I'm at Kaiser Hospital Oakland waiting for a prescription, not at home where I have the handy dandy latin dictionary.


Caitlin McCoy - Mar 25, 2003 12:10 am (#97 of 2955)

You might wanna go to CNN.com, they might have it there. There's like, 3 of them. One with a phoenix in gold, one with a phoenix in red & whatnot, & then the one I talked about.

*screams* My mom found me with this portable felly-tone. Hopefully she'll let me come back later tonight. *help me*


!!Pinky - Mar 25, 2003 12:21 am (#98 of 2955)

Are you talking about the blue cover for the American edition? It's actually *cough* on the main page of the lexicon. Or you can go to amazon.com and see it there.


!!Pinky - Mar 25, 2003 12:22 am (#99 of 2955)

Oh... and I think I'm going to be admitted to the trying desperately to read every single thread on the lexicon forum within the least possible number of days ward.


Tommie - Mar 25, 2003 12:22 am (#100 of 2955)
Edited by Mar 24, 2003 4:26 pm

It was...odd. <>

POST #100!! Mwahahaha!!!

Evil Purple Sloth -- hurrah.

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wormsé - Mar 25, 2003 1:40 am (#101 of 2955)

Hi, I'm Lindsay. I've been suffering from many illnesses for several years now, and have tried desperately to hide them, but now the truth is out. As soon as everyone realized I had a problem, they through me into St.Mungo's. I am currently living on the Giant Squid Dementia Ward, and often visit the Obsessive Re-reader Ward, as well as the Potties Ward. I prefer the Blue Jello, but occasionally sneak other flavors to my room... they are usually hidden under my bedpan. Hey, it's the only place the nurse won't check.... Down with Calamari night, and I seriously hope the bathroom system thing gets fixed soon. By the Way-- I think 'Don't come running to me when you glow in the Dark' should become the St. Mungo's Mission Statement. And of course, the 'Unwell' should be our theme song.... If you need me I think I'll be somewhere around the lake... I know when the bus dropped me off here I saw the Squid... He even waved at me... seriously...


Tommie - Mar 25, 2003 2:13 am (#102 of 2955)

I agree with the statement and theme song. But can my EVIL PURPLE SLOTH be our mascot? He/she still needs a name.


Istari Jones - Mar 25, 2003 2:31 am (#103 of 2955)

Caitlin! I totally LOVE that song. Since you are the one with the gavel at the beginning of this post, you need to call a meeting to order. Lindsay has made a motion to make "Unwell" our theme song. Now we need someone to second it, then you swing the gavel and yell "Sold!"........I mean, motion approved , or something. Whatd'ya think? Should we vote? As Activities Director I should remain impartial, but it IS kinda catchy!

Tommie...for a name for your Evil Purple Sloth. Hmmm. what about "Fluffy"? No, that's 3 headed dog's name. What about Sauron? Violet? Gandalf? Speedy? Dr. Evil? Dr.Dementor? We could name it after one of Mrs. Figgs' cats......By Grabthar's hammer, don't despair! We'll think of something! Quick! To the Batcave! (Whoops...got a little carried away...)


Istari Jones - Mar 25, 2003 2:32 am (#104 of 2955)

Or something REALLY deceitful, like "Jello", or "Wiggles"


Nine - Mar 25, 2003 2:35 am (#105 of 2955)

AHHHHHH!!!!!!! Jello--scary!

OK, OK, I've calmed down now. They don't let me touch the jello because I have enough problems with conspiracy theories already. They finally let me out of the Wild Theories Ward today, and I don't want to go back yet. Despite the fact that the plumbing only works there.

Motion seconded.


Tommie - Mar 25, 2003 2:36 am (#106 of 2955)

<> Hm...a good name...wait! Lime Jello! LJ for short!! Do you like your name, Lime Jello?

Lime Jello- ::stares::

That's good enough for me!


Penny Lane. - Mar 25, 2003 2:43 am (#107 of 2955)

Yes! They caught me stealing Berry - Blue jello in my invisibility cloak - It must have malfunctioned :-( Oh Well! they put me in the diagnostic ward, until they can figure out if I am better off in the "Wild Theories" ward - Or the "Ravenclaw's Mascot" ward. Or they might just put me in the "There's something about socks' – that’s where i want to go! Sock Hops sound fun - But we'll have to invite Prof. Snape.

Oh! He better be a volunteer here - I think I'll just die if he isn’t'!


Istari Jones - Mar 25, 2003 2:49 am (#108 of 2955)

NINE! Forgive me, please! I took it upon myself to place you in Griffyndor way back in post 17 (Was it that long ago?). It must have been the lime jello. I apologize for my presumptuous behavior. Being the AR....uhhh..."He Who Must Not Be Named" fan you are, perhaps I insulted you. Maybe you're really a Slytherin??? At any rate, I apologize (suffering from EGS - Excessive Guilt Syndrome).


prof sprout - Mar 25, 2003 3:01 am (#109 of 2955)

I'm glad everyone is voicing their favorite Jello colors and flavors. I'm in the process of talking to the makers of Bernie Botts every flavored Beans, if they would consider helping with the Jello. What do you guys think. Nothing is definite. Good girl Carina, extra half an hour of broom time. If you tell me what DIGS is I'll buy you the firebolt jr.

Can anyone tell me where this purple hair/fur is coming from? I'm worried someone might be trying to breed new magical animals. We were just lucky that Hagrid took those blast ended skrewts that were bred here by a still unknown patient(s).


Tommie - Mar 25, 2003 3:06 am (#110 of 2955)

<> He left one here.

Lime Jello- ::stares::

It's LJ's friend. Lime Jello is my EVIL PURPLE SLOTH that will help all the patients escape from here tonight!


Penny Lane. - Mar 25, 2003 3:06 am (#111 of 2955)

I'll take the blame for the blast-ended skrewt. I wasn't even a patient at the time... but he gave me one, and it needed shelter. So I snuck it in through the window in the "Crazy about Sox" ward that is always open. And gave it to an *nameless* person who kept it under his/her bed for a week.


Tommie - Mar 25, 2003 3:08 am (#112 of 2955)

*looks innocent* Er...whoops? I swear, I didn't know it would meet the other one I was hiding!


Caitlin McCoy - Mar 25, 2003 3:14 am (#113 of 2955)

*bangs gavel* Our Mascot: LJ, owned by Tommie.

Our Theme Song: "Unwell", by Matchbox 20.

Our Mission Statement: "Don't Come Running to Me When You Start to Glow in the Dark" by me.

If you don't like it, you must be with the administration. *My art privileges are still revoked for locking L. Malfoy out of the Longbottom's rooms*


prof sprout - Mar 25, 2003 3:20 am (#114 of 2955)
Edited by Mar 24, 2003 7:24 pm

Pennylane -

Do you have a purple sprite that is shedding? I really hope so, because at least the sprites are harmless. (For those who didn't grow up in the Rainbow Brite era, a sprite is the little furball thinging hanging behind Rainbow Brite.) Yes I'm an 80's child. Surprised)

Mordicus -

You could be an employee on weekdays, and on weekends check yourself in for the sock hops and Calamari night.


Penny Lane. - Mar 25, 2003 3:26 am (#115 of 2955)

I'm not the only one! I don't think so - but I'll check him out. It could always be Lurky - He might be up to something! He might be trying to spoil my day - like always.

# * Hops down the hall way in her socks for the meeting **


Carina - Mar 25, 2003 3:29 am (#116 of 2955)

Just so you all know:

This summer, I will not be vacationing as usual in the OneTooManyBludgersInTheHead wing. I am looking into a timeshare in the DON'T BOTHER ME I'M READING!!! ward. I plan to be there starting the first day of summer until about early July. Would anyone be interested in joining me? We need to make reservations early if we want the lake view and choice of Jello flavors.


prof sprout - Mar 25, 2003 3:30 am (#117 of 2955)


I bet sprite fur makes great socks. I completely forgot about Lurky. I bet he is lurking around leaving the purple fur. I wonder if I could catch him with a trap baited with jello.


Tommie - Mar 25, 2003 3:30 am (#118 of 2955)

EEK! Lime Jello is on the loose! He/she's extremely fast for a sloth, going at 1 mile per hour! WE. MUST. FIND. IT. BEFORE. IT. DESTROYS. THE. WORLD!!!


Penny Lane. - Mar 25, 2003 3:33 am (#119 of 2955)

I don't remember if or what sprites eat, or the horse's name for that matter. Ah well -

- Are we going to get special provisions on June 21st? There are a limited amount of bedpans you know.... I shall definitely vacation in the "DONT BOTHER ME - IM READING!!!!" ward.


Tommie - Mar 25, 2003 3:36 am (#120 of 2955)

Ditto. <>


Caitlin McCoy - Mar 25, 2003 3:42 am (#121 of 2955)

I have a guardian for the DON'T BOTHER ME I'M READING! ward. As soon as I save it to a site, I'll post the link.


Caitlin McCoy - Mar 25, 2003 3:44 am (#122 of 2955)

Bess Can't Go There. *bugger, I hate firewalls* Who can I email this pic to?


rettoP yrraH - Mar 25, 2003 3:48 am (#123 of 2955)

# sniff* 'Doc Sam is lonely in the Errol ward......BTW my theme song is 'Running with the Errol' by Van Halen


rettoP yrraH - Mar 25, 2003 3:59 am (#124 of 2955)

<> (if you want to know why, IM me at Sameyebe)


Carina - Mar 25, 2003 4:20 am (#125 of 2955)

Sam, tell us here!

Professor Sprout, could we have special Jello when we all move to the DON'T BOTHER ME I'M READING ward this summer? The Jello gets all bubbly if you use club soda! Do you deliver?

mmmmm....bubbly Jello


Gina R Snape - Mar 25, 2003 4:55 am (#126 of 2955)
Edited by Mar 24, 2003 8:57 pm

Merlin's beard! I escaped for a couple of days and the lunatics have more than taken over the asylum!

Alas, during my brief escape, one of those please-men found me. Apparently, I was huddled in the corner of a booth at a diner, rocking back and forth and murmuring about needing my lime jello and asking for a bezoar before drinking the water. I can't remember much of anything besides the flashing lights. A man dressed all in black with a flowing cape and a fading tan offered me his hand, claimed, in a very deep voice, that he was my friend. One look at his smooth nose and friendly demeanor and I knew he couldn't be trusted.

To my immense relief, I found THE man himself, presiding over the Snape in drag contest upon my return and I just KNEW---I will never leave again. They can't fool me! The scowl, the hooked nose, the pale skin and dangerously sexy voice, you can't fake that lovely and inviting personage!! I can't live without him. Can't, I tell you. (Hey, Pomfrey, let go of my elbow, I AM coming willingly).

Huh? Ok, where was I? Oh, yes. Mr. Egg, in my professional life I too am a mental health professional. But that is strictly in the muggle world. Once I enter the wizarding world, all bets are off. Our skills and powers are no good here...

Those of you who don’t want the lime jello, I hear Professors Sprout and Snape have collaborated on a refreshing lemon-lime potion to ease your pain. Slytherin girl, I will gladly feed you. Did we win the quidditch match while I was gone?


Caitlin McCoy - Mar 25, 2003 5:01 am (#127 of 2955)

Ah-ha! Here she is! Tough-lookin', ain't she?


Marie E. - Mar 25, 2003 5:08 am (#128 of 2955)

Indeed, Caitlin. In fact, maybe a little too tough...

# huddles under the covers*

What WAS in that whipped topping? I feel a little paranoid!

I'm knitting some purple socks for the hop with cool purple fur I found lying around.


Denise S. - Mar 25, 2003 5:57 am (#129 of 2955)
Edited by Mar 24, 2003 9:57 pm

*strolls down the halls, trying to find where they're doing the construction for the DON'T BOTHER ME I'M READING! ward*

*sees a sloth scurrying around the corner at 1 mph* "How cute!" *looks*

Aww, it doesn't have a license. Poor thing must be so lonely. *looks around hall and sees no one* "I guess that means you're mine..." *carries purple sloth with her as she visits a friend in the Ravens are RAVENclaw Mascots Ward* "I'm gonna hold you, and squeeze you, and call you George!"

(as a side note--70 NEW POSTS??? Wow, this is getting insane, yo!) *goes off cackling*


Carina - Mar 25, 2003 5:58 am (#130 of 2955)
Edited by Mar 24, 2003 10:11 pm

TO: Professor Sprout

FROM: A select group of residents

RE: additions to the menu

It has come to our attention that not everyone is able to eat their jello despite the variety of flavors and colors available. We respectfully request that pudding be made available and request the following flavors: tapioca, butterscotch, vanilla, chocolate, choco-vanilla and butterbeer. We would also like pudding pops made available.

Thank you

St Mungo's Association of Dessert Eaters (S.M.A.D.E)


rettoP yrraH - Mar 25, 2003 6:13 am (#131 of 2955)

Is it just me or some of my posts don’t get posted? or get erased? or get Kipporiesed


Sly Girl - Mar 25, 2003 6:59 am (#132 of 2955)

You guys are all... c r a z y.

Yep. That's the pot (me) calling the kettle (you)... black.


prof sprout - Mar 25, 2003 1:24 pm (#133 of 2955)

I can make suggestions about the pudding but I don't think they will serve it on Calamari night because some patients have incidents and start throwing it. Anyone caught throwing the pudding won't be allowed in the DON'T BOTHER ME I'M READING ward. But instead will be put in the MY ANNOYING LITTLE SIBLING STOLE MY HP BOOK ward.

Here you go, some nice butterbeer pudding. CHOO CHOO Smile


Lenka - Mar 25, 2003 2:23 pm (#134 of 2955)

Hey, I think I'll soon be moved to the ward Tommie's currently in. Hurray!


(PS: All hail Draco Malfoy because... erm... You explain, Tommie...)


Mordicus Egg - Mar 25, 2003 3:19 pm (#135 of 2955)

Professor Sprout,

Great idea! I'll be a patient on weekends and eat all the Jello and calamari I can get, just as long as we can prove we're not actually eating Albus Dumbledore!

What a great way to decompress from a stressful week.


Gina R Snape - Mar 25, 2003 6:03 pm (#136 of 2955)

Somehow, I suspect the ENTIRE ward will become the "Don't Bother Me, I'm reading" ward come June 21st. But, Caitlin, your guard is indeed formidable. I feel well protected. Will she let me back in if I feel the urge to take a short stroll into the I Love Lupin ward? I keep finding my feet pointing in that direction today.


Marye Lupin - Mar 25, 2003 11:58 pm (#137 of 2955)

I would also like to reserve a room in the "Don't bother me, I'm reading ward". *87 days...gasp...can't wait...gasp*


Nine - Mar 26, 2003 12:38 am (#138 of 2955)

Istari, it's all right. I'm not one of the AR fanatics, although I am a non-crush fan of Snape. I just don't know which house I would be in. I guess I'd be a Gryffindor, but I could see myself in any house except Slytherin. I'm just not very ambitious.

I'm here to reserve a bedpan in the "I'm Reading" ward for one day only. Then I will be moved to the "It's too tempting to post Spoilers" ward to free up space for others and so I do not spoil it for others.

This thread is growing very fast. I only hope St. Mungo's can accommodate us all.

# Goes off to weave a cloak out of purple fur, having temporarily abandoned plans to improve the Wolfsbane Potion.*


Marye Lupin - Mar 26, 2003 12:43 am (#139 of 2955)

Nine, be a Hufflepuff!

*makes mental note to stay away from Nine until she has finished OoP*


Carina - Mar 26, 2003 1:24 am (#140 of 2955)

People, people... please pronounce the ward name correctly! This is not a polite request to talk to you at a more convenient time...

This is Chapter 27 and Dumbledore has just lowered his hands and looked at Harry over his glasses and is about to tell him what he should have already known and the clothes dryer buzzes off and a sales person is ringing your doorbell and the dog is barking to be fed and your roommate comes into your room without knocking and tells you it's-your-turn-to-take-out-the-trash and your mom is calling you to tell you your-cousin-had-another-baby-why-aren't-you-married-yet and your head snaps around and fire comes out of your eyes and you say DON'T BOTHER ME I'M READING!

Smile *sigh*

We must make it clear how important it is that we get these particular rooms, otherwise you may be stuck with a hovel in the I Didn't Get to Finish Because My Sister Was Annoying Me corridor.


prof sprout - Mar 26, 2003 2:05 am (#141 of 2955)

Thank you Mordicus,

I really needed some help here, will you help me track down where all this purple fur is coming from. Keep a watch on the patients for throwing the pudding, we've laid out severe penalties if they are caught.


Marie E. - Mar 26, 2003 2:25 am (#142 of 2955)

*slides down the hall in her new purple socks*



Caitlin McCoy - Mar 26, 2003 2:45 am (#143 of 2955)

*pitches butterbeer pudding at Egg*


prof sprout - Mar 26, 2003 2:50 am (#144 of 2955)

I saw that Caitlin, your first and only warning. Do you know the strict penalties for throwing the pudding? Review the rules.

Until than you are restricted to jello for a while.

Tsk Tsk.


Caitlin McCoy - Mar 26, 2003 3:05 am (#145 of 2955)
Edited by Mar 25, 2003 7:06 pm

I have said it once and I will say it again: Don't come running to me when you start to glow in the dark!

The rules (at least, the copy I can find) are in Gaelic. I can't read that, I'm from Northern California!! Besides, what could you possible do to me that is worse than 72 hour intensive Muggle therapy with my mom.


Istari Jones - Mar 26, 2003 3:07 am (#146 of 2955)
Edited by Mar 25, 2003 7:08 pm



!!Pinky - Mar 26, 2003 3:10 am (#147 of 2955)

I definitely want a bedpan in the Don't Bother Me I'm Reading Room. I plan to zoom through the book, then reread it at a more leisurely pace.

Caitlin, *sweet voice* can you get your guardian to look the other way while I slide into the room? I'm a little scared of her. Will she be nice to me if I share some of my jello with her? I've been saving up and I have 6 bowls of jello that I've been hiding under my mattress.


prof sprout - Mar 26, 2003 3:10 am (#148 of 2955)

The rule was, if you are caught throwing pudding, you will NOT be allowed in the DO NOT DISTURB ME, I'M READING ward, But instead will be placed in the MY YOUNGER SIBLING WON'T STOP ANNOYING ME SO I CAN'T READ MY HP BOOK ward. Be advised.


Istari Jones - Mar 26, 2003 3:24 am (#149 of 2955)

But, prof. Sprout, we're not throwing pudding, it's Jello!

What's the Roto-Rooter guy doing in Diagon Nilly's bathroom?

Gina!! Welcome back!! I'll go with you to the SIDBDC...let me get my vulture hat...

Oh, and Mr. Egg...if you have to decompress after a long week at work, does that mean you're a deep-sea diver, too? Sooo, .........could we ...borrow...your deep-sea diving uniform to check the lake out for the Giant Squid?


Penny Lane. - Mar 26, 2003 3:56 am (#150 of 2955)

Prof. Sprout - can we have something that we are allowed to throw? Like bread pudding? Or some Kraft dinner? Maybe some toast?

** Hops down to the owlery to send this letter to Prof. Sprout **

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rettoP yrraH - Mar 26, 2003 4:34 am (#151 of 2955)

*Dumps a bag of pringles into the fight*

Look I’m a Duck

*Does the pringleducklips* *:Paging Dr. Sam*:



Caitlin McCoy - Mar 26, 2003 5:30 am (#152 of 2955)
Edited by Mar 25, 2003 9:30 pm

*sits in the corner and sings* So you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts. What's so amazing about really deep thoughts? Boy, you'd best pray that I bleed real soon...how's that thought for ya?

Hey Professor, I am the youngest sibling, can't put me there!! *keeps right on singing*

*That is a real song by the way*


rettoP yrraH - Mar 26, 2003 5:39 am (#153 of 2955)

SPORK!!!! *Raises one triumphantly into the air* SPORK!!!


Denise S. - Mar 26, 2003 5:43 am (#154 of 2955)

Foodfight??? *takes several pieces of calamari and throws them at a staff person*

You have been hit by the Calamari of Power! Your cruel straightjackets and counter-spells against us are of no use! Prepare for my revenge! *cackles wildly* *runs down hallway with Evil Purple Sloth in her arms*

Run with me! Be free!


rettoP yrraH - Mar 26, 2003 5:52 am (#155 of 2955)

*strips down to boxers and dives into the Jello pot*


Carina - Mar 26, 2003 6:07 am (#156 of 2955)

I'll have the pudding tonight... *goes off and sulks that she can't have jello*


rettoP yrraH - Mar 26, 2003 6:10 am (#157 of 2955)

*does the backstroke in the Jello*


Carina - Mar 26, 2003 6:12 am (#158 of 2955)



rettoP yrraH - Mar 26, 2003 6:59 am (#159 of 2955)

*Ignores the tattle* After all, I am a Doctor here.


Lenka - Mar 26, 2003 9:19 am (#160 of 2955)
Edited by Mar 26, 2003 1:20 am

Yes, but I doubt anyone will want to eat the jello now that you took a bath in it. Just a friendly suggestion.

Oops, I think I should be put into the “my-fanfiction-character-is-taking-over-me” ward. Katie, shove off!

Good. Never mind that.

...*takes some jello and dumps it on Sam's head*

...*throws some jello into the air*

...*shouts: "JELLO SHOWER!" loud enough for the whole St. Mungo's to hear.*

Lenka, I believe you should calm down and get rid of the jello in your hair.

Katie, for once, shut up!

Sorry. Too much chocolate. *guilty grin*



prof sprout - Mar 26, 2003 1:15 pm (#161 of 2955)

OMG Sam,

You're glowing, I didn't realize that would be a side effect to the Jello. You better call Poppy.

If you must throw some food, you can throw the loaves of bread.

Thank you Carina, an extra 30 min on your broom.


Istari Jones - Mar 26, 2003 3:26 pm (#162 of 2955)
Edited by Mar 26, 2003 7:29 am

EEEEWWWWW!!!! Look at all the Jello everywhere! It looks like someone's bad psychedelic nightmare! Everything's glowing! Hang on a minute....Denise, may I borrow your wand? ...thank you! (shakes several slimy potato peelings off it)...(gathers several bedpans around her)...AHEM...Poo-gardium Leviosa!. Ta-Da! Flying Bedpans!!

Here, Carina! Just sit on this and we'll let you fly as long as you like!

And Dr. Sam, you can put each foot in one...like this, and surf the air just like Errol!

Everyone, grab a bedpan! Quick! To the Quidditch field! Time for a game!


Mordicus Egg - Mar 26, 2003 3:32 pm (#163 of 2955)


I think you'll have to order some Gillyweed from Diagon Alley --since Snape won't share-- I've tried time after time to get to the bottom of the lake with my SCUBA equipment. The first few times the regulator kept malfunctioning due to all the magic in the area. After I successfully modified the shielding charm and managed to get into the lake, I was attacked by those irritating grindylows. They stole my mouthpiece; I only just made it up to the surface. Since I can't afford to buy a hardhat suit, I'm currently learning the bubblehead charm.

Calamari, anyone?


Gina R Snape - Mar 26, 2003 5:09 pm (#164 of 2955)

Gee, Mordicus. I've found Snape perfectly willing to share his Gillyweed if you ask him the right way. (evil grin). SG, IJ, you know what I mean, doncha?

But, look at the mess in this place! Did someone do a Lumos on the jello? It's starting to strobe. We better get this cleaned up. I'm really glad Filch isn't here.

I'm not feeling too well. Better lay off the jello for a while. Can I get some broth and some potion for my stomach, Madame Pomfrey?


Denise S. - Mar 26, 2003 6:44 pm (#165 of 2955)
Edited by Mar 26, 2003 10:44 am

*dances in the strobe light of the glowing Jello* You know, this stuff isn't that bad as long as you don't eat it. I hear it strengthens our magic...

This Evil Purple Sloth is getting heavy, I don't want it anymore. *holds it up and points to it* WHOSE IS THIS?

((laughs: "Poo-gardium Leviosa"!^_^))


rettoP yrraH - Mar 26, 2003 8:47 pm (#166 of 2955)

Ellen, I think you should go the the Schizo ward.

Is this Jello from Chernobyl? or Three Mile Isl.? Hnmm I seem to have gown another hand.....and another eye.....Oh well Madam Pomfrey will fix it....


Lenka - Mar 26, 2003 8:48 pm (#167 of 2955)

Gimme the Evil Purple Sloth for a while. Pleeeeeaaaaase.

(Ha! I just discovered where the word "please" comes from. It's from "pleas", as in the plural of "plea". I'm a genius!!! ...not)

I think I should be moved to the "Unfogging the Evil History of English Words" ward, if there is one. Smile


(Yellow Jello's in the yellow submarine, the yellow submarine, the yellow submarine, the Jello's glowing in the submarine, the jello submarine, the glow-in-the-dark submarine...)

(I'll just quote Liz Barr here and say "I've never claimed to be sane")

(sorry, Liz, I found it next to one of your fan-art pictures (I think the "Snapelets" one) and it somehow got stuck in my head...)


Gina R Snape - Mar 26, 2003 11:19 pm (#168 of 2955)

Everybody RUN!!!!!!!! rettoP yrraH has grown another hand. He must be working for You-Know-Who! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Don't slip over the strobing jello. Hmmm. Or was that the plan all along?


Marie E. - Mar 26, 2003 11:40 pm (#169 of 2955)

Strobing jello? Hey, instead of a sock hop we can have a disco night!!

I'll go get my Bee Gee's albums as soon as I wash all this jello out of my hair.


Nine - Mar 27, 2003 12:50 am (#170 of 2955)

*Catches the bread that somebody threw. Leaps on a bedpan, grabs some jello, and flies to the Quidditch field to continue the food fight.*

I could be a Hufflepuff. As I said, I just don't know. On the (third) hand...with this cloak...does anyone know if purple is a house color?


Caitlin McCoy - Mar 27, 2003 2:14 am (#171 of 2955)

I told you it was atomic, I TOLD YOU!


Pigwidgeon - Mar 27, 2003 2:18 am (#172 of 2955)

Purple! Squid House! Any calamari left, BTW? That sounds yummy!

Is there a path cleared around the jello yet? *slips* Ugh. Too late.

Loved the song, Caitlin! *what if I'm a mermaid * but I guess I'm already delusional enough. I'm a permanent resident here, most frequently in the Snape wing, but a frequent visitor to the fanfic writer-obsessed corridor as well. Once in a while, I need to be transferred to the animal wing when I am convinced that I'm an owl and try to fly away. Hoot hoot!


Caitlin McCoy - Mar 27, 2003 2:27 am (#173 of 2955)
Edited by Mar 26, 2003 6:32 pm

Do you want the whole thing, cuz I wrote down all the words. Hey, do you know where the floor is for patients with a crush on other patients?


Caitlin McCoy - Mar 27, 2003 3:11 am (#174 of 2955)
Edited by Mar 26, 2003 7:15 pm

Bored. And since some of ya'll don't know the song, I'm gonna post it anyways. I am singing at the top of my lungs, so you do hear it.

Excuse me but can I be you for a while?
The dog won’t bite if you sit real still
I’ve got the anti-Christ in the kitchen yelling at me again
Yeah, I can hear them

There’s a safety can by the garbage truck
You’ve got something to say, you know, but nothing comes
Yes, I know what you think of me - you never shut up
Yeah, I can hear them

And what if I’m a mermaid
With these jeans of hers with her name still on it
Hey, but I don’t care cuz sometimes, I said sometimes
I hear my voice and it’s been
Here, silent all these years

So you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts
What’s so amazing about really deep thoughts?
Boy, you’d best pray that I bleed real soon
How’s that thought for ya?

Your screams got lost in a paper cup
I think there’s a heaven where some screams have gone
I’ve got 25 bucks and a cracker, do you think it’s enough
To get us there?

Cuz what if I’m a mermaid
With these jeans of his with her name still on em
Hey, but I don’t care, cuz sometimes, I said sometimes
I hear my voice and it’s been
Here, silent all these...

Years go by will I still be waiting
For somebody else to understand?
Years go by even stripped of my beauty
Got the orange clouds raining in my head
Years go by will I choke on my tears til finally
There is nothing left?
One more casualty til dawn is too easy, easy, easy

Well, I love the way you communicate
Your eyes focus on my funny lip shade
Let’s hear what you think of me now, but baby don’t look up
The sky is falling

Your mother shows up in a nasty dress
And it’s your turn now to stand where I stand
Everybody looking at you
You take hold of my hand
Yeah, I can hear them

And what if I’m a mermaid
In these jeans of yours with her name still on em
Hey, but I don’t care, cuz sometimes I said sometimes
I hear my voice, I hear my voice, I hear my voice
And it’s been here silent all these years
I’ve been here silent all these years
Silent all these...
Silent all these years


Caitlin McCoy - Mar 27, 2003 3:24 am (#175 of 2955)

*runs down the halls and onto our Quidditch field* I passed the California GED!!! 98-99% in Reading, Writing & Social Studies! 78% in Science! *mumbles* 34% in math. But I passed!!


Gina R Snape - Mar 27, 2003 3:42 am (#176 of 2955)
Edited by Mar 26, 2003 7:43 pm

Ok, Ok. I see SOMEONE needed to get this situation in hand. Where is the staff when we need them?!?!

I've used a banishing charm to push all the jello from the floor into the "Fans of Trelawney" room. Well, really, they should've seen it coming, don't you think?

Anyway, I figure if enough of us perform a drought charm, we can suck out all the water and just be left with an amalgam of multi-coloured powder and sugar (and whatever else Sprout put into it). That can be swept up by anyone Snape has placed in detention. Maybe I'll get lucky and he'll come to personally supervise.

And, congratulations Caitlin. Can I buy you a butterbeer? Cheers.


rettoP yrraH - Mar 27, 2003 3:46 am (#177 of 2955)

*Passes the Geiger counter to Caitlin*


Caitlin McCoy - Mar 27, 2003 3:47 am (#178 of 2955)

Yeah, there's a lot of grumbling from the Fans of Trelawney. *serves 'em right, telling me I'm gonna die* How can I get into detention? Oh, wait, I get enough of sweeping at my mom's house.

*clinks glasses* Cheers & thanks!


Penny Lane. - Mar 27, 2003 3:49 am (#179 of 2955)

Run! The Jello is going to Attack!!! - I just came from visiting a friend in the "There's something about Mrs. Norris and Filch's relationship" ward, and I think that the Jello is mating. I saw yellow and blue jellow and it was moving... not jigglying, it was walking. And then I closed my eyes for a minute, and then there were 16 green squares - where there used to be 4 yellow and blue squares.....


!!Pinky - Mar 27, 2003 3:49 am (#180 of 2955)

WooHoo Caitlin! That's awesome! 98-99%? Wow! You definitely qualify to supervise the Don't Bother Me I'm Reading ward!


Penny Lane. - Mar 27, 2003 3:52 am (#181 of 2955)

Go Caitlin! Apparently we have about the same comprehension of mathematics. On all of those tests we had to take in Elementary school, i always had like close to one hundred in English and reading, and like 35 -35% in math... Ahh - who needs it? The only thing I need math for is to count the days until June 21st. -


rettoP yrraH - Mar 27, 2003 3:56 am (#182 of 2955)

*Sings* 'Still crazy after all these years.....'


!!Pinky - Mar 27, 2003 4:07 am (#183 of 2955)

*gasp* Somebody help me quick! I need a red straightjacket right away and lots of jello. I rather suddenly came to the realization that I was so caught up with all of you looking forward to OoP, you all have pre-ordered the book, I even reserved a bedpan in the all-important reading ward -- AND I HADN'T ORDERED THE BOOK FOR MYSELF YET! (sorry for yelling) I am glad to inform you that I have remedied the situation, but I am still in a state of shock. Is there a ward for Identifying Too Closely With The Lexicon At The Cost Of The Real Harry Potter Books?


rettoP yrraH - Mar 27, 2003 4:09 am (#184 of 2955)

*Contiues singing*....crazy...all...years...


Caitlin McCoy - Mar 27, 2003 4:16 am (#185 of 2955)

*takes the Geiger counter* OK, Carina, Sam, Tommie, Denise S., Pigwidgeon, Gina R., Nine, Marie Epperson, Egg, SG, dudley...go find Prof. Sprout, your readings are off the charts!


rettoP yrraH - Mar 27, 2003 4:26 am (#186 of 2955)

I remembered that I have two hands and not three. Taryn ate one in the chatroom so I’m even now.


Tommie - Mar 27, 2003 4:34 am (#187 of 2955)

*is very confused*

CONGRATULATIONS CAITLIN! On both the exams and the e-mail!!


Gina R Snape - Mar 27, 2003 4:46 am (#188 of 2955)

Oh, rettoP yrraH. I'm so relieved to hear about your extra hand. I was really worried for a minute there.

Caitlin, I think your Geiger counter might be under a Confundus charm. I'm fine. Really. I am.


Caitlin McCoy - Mar 27, 2003 5:12 am (#189 of 2955)

*worth blushing over, that email is*


Istari Jones - Mar 27, 2003 5:28 am (#190 of 2955)

Marie - Strobing Jello? Bee Gees album?? And just WHERE is that picture of Snape in the white disco suit???

Congrats, Caitlin!!! ...Really proud of you!!

Say, does the purple fur have any special powers, like, invisibility? or anything? Aside from making really slippery socks?

Gee, sorry to hear the SCUBA equipment wouldn't work, Mordicus. But Gina's right. Sly Girl, Gina and I have never had any trouble getting gillyweed from Professor Snape!! Smile

Pennylane re: The Jello is going to Attack!!! Could this be a sequel to "Mars Attacks"??? (LOL ^_^)


Marie E. - Mar 27, 2003 6:07 am (#191 of 2955)

Are we being poisoned? Should we be worried about our health?

*eats some butterscotch pudding*

MMMMM...what was I saying?

I'll look around for a mirrored disco ball, how's Friday night for everyone?

Who has the Evil Purple Sloth now? I need to make matching slippers.


Marie E. - Mar 27, 2003 6:13 am (#192 of 2955)

Oh, and congratulations Caitlin!


Sly Girl - Mar 27, 2003 8:00 am (#193 of 2955)

Yes, Mordicus, Snape always gives the ladies what they want... (smirk) Who knew he could be so kind?!

I'm thinking of starting a new ward: The “MY FANFICTION IS DRIVING ME CRAZY” ward- a place for distraught writers to come and visit and bounce plot ideas off the walls and each other. Whaddya say? I'm giving out new pens and PEACH jello to everyone....


Istari Jones - Mar 27, 2003 12:03 pm (#194 of 2955)

(Shudders violently at peach Jello) but YAY! to pens! Are they Quick-Quotes-Quills? or Sugar-Quills? (yummy!)


Ticker - Mar 27, 2003 6:21 pm (#195 of 2955)

Whew! I've made it back in - finally. I've only been off the campus for 1 week & look how the wards have filled up! It wasn't my idea to leave I'll have you know!

I was just wearing those 4 red straightjackets to show my support for DIGS - (long my he live) - when some psycho cook came round the corner saying something about "how would I like to help with calamari night?" Of course I ran for help from those who understand me best on the Giant Squid Dementia Ward. Much to my dismay, I had to cut through the Fixed-Quidditch-Match-Paranoia Ward & had 2 of my straightjackets fastened by Istari before I was able break away again. To my immense relief Carina offered to flush me down her toilet, while Denise & Caitlin came up with a distraction - since by this time I had quite a following pursuing me. I was slipped a secret message for Dumbledore, should I be flushed into the lake.

Down I went & sure enough, popped out near the bottom of the Lake at Hogwarts. I was just about ready to give in & breathe water, when I saw this guy with some Muggle scuba gear on. I didn't think he'd mind sharing a breath or two, but he must of thought I was a grindylow because he blasted me with boiling water & tried to break my fingers. Then he swam off without his mouthpiece.

Well, I barely made it to the surface & over to the edge of the lake. Can I just mention here that the water is right next to FREEZING at this time of year! I managed to get out of my straightjackets (fortunately I hadn't put my arms through any of the sleeves) & found a packet of lime jello in my pocket - which turns out to burn quite nicely, by the way. I dried off by the fire which, unfortunately attracted unwanted attention again. Why am I a magnet for undesired company? I had to run, this time from Filch & that pesky cat of his.

As I headed down around the lake towards Hogsmeade, my luck may have changed. A really elderly owl was resting on a branch. I think it was on it's way back to the school. Anyway, fellow DIGS members, I woke him up & asked him to deliver the secret message to Dumbledore. Perhaps he has received it by now!

Well, as much as I have dreamed of freedom from St. Mungo's, I find that I am not well understood in the world at large. So I decided to see if I could get back into our beloved haven without having to go through the grueling check-in evaluation.

I first tried the Fans-of-Trelawney wing, since no one ever notices anything that happens below their chins down there -(being short has some advantages). Unfortunately, they seem to have a jello problem & I couldn't get through. Of course, they won't notice until it affects their view of the glow in the dark stars pasted on their ceiling.

Then I checked for the Don't-Bother-Me-I'm-Reading Corridor, but soon came to realize there are no doors or windows on it to the outside world.

As a semi-frequent visitor to the Snape-Obsessive-Compulsive Ward, I knew they have bars AND chains around thier windows, as well as cleanser that will burn the skin off your fingers painted on the frames. Do they really think that will keep Voldy out???

I did find unbarred windows in the Wild-Theories Ward and the Obsessive Rereaders Ward, but I couldn't distract anyone long enough from their debates or books to open it for me.

After my last encounter on the Magical-Games-Obsession Wing, I decided not to even try getting in there lest I become a permanent resident in the One-Too-Many-Bludgers-To-The-Head Ward (even though Carina has insisted it's a lovely place to spend the summer).

The James-Lupin-Split-Personality Ward Residents were sympathetic to my cause, but insisted that they had a Fidelius Charm on their window which, even if they opened it for me would not let me in to their ward. They figured I might end up in another part of the hospital I wouldn't like so much.

I was just about to ring the front doorbell & take my chances with the staff, when I heard something that sounded like blast...thump, blast... thump, ... I looked around the corner at the There's-Something-About-Socks new addition just in time to see purple fuzz come flying out of a newly made hole in the wall. Between thumps & blasts I made my way through and found the cutest Evil Purple Sloth riding on a blast-ended screwt as they slowly pounded their way through the wall next to a high security door. They obviously haven't brought this ward up to full staff yet. A good point for all of us to keep in mind.

That's when I ran into Tommie, who had a joyous reunion with his "scooter" & "LJ". He brought me to this meeting of the I'm-Obsessed-With-Everything-Harry-Potter support group, and I must say, it's great to be back.

Congratulations Caitlin on your accomplishment!

By the way, did you notice you're all glowing and there's bread slices, calamari rings & pringles stuck to the walls by some psychedelic strobing green stuff? It seems to be confusing the SIDBRD crowd who are dancing in the halls now. And what's with the Rereader residents floating around on bedpans? Is that really necessary?

Well, like I said - it's great to be back. Do you think any of the staff missed me?


Gina R Snape - Mar 27, 2003 7:01 pm (#196 of 2955)

Welcome back, Ticker.

I feel compelled to inform you that, the Snape-Obsessive-Compulsive Ward does not have bars AND chains around the windows to keep Voldy out. It's got nothing at all to do with 'ol Voldy. I'll just leave it at that.

Thanks for the reminder about the Pringles. Can we train the Evil Purple Sloth to eat them? Does he like table scraps? Will someone please send an owl to Hagrid on that? We might yet put him to some good use, considering the mess he's making himself with all that fur flying around.


Lenka - Mar 27, 2003 7:03 pm (#197 of 2955)


I rather enjoy the floating beds in the re-reader ward, myself. And as they too are covered in glowing jello, it makes reading at night a lot easier.

(So I say while trying to get some out of my hair. As long as it's not on the book or my eyes, it's all fine with me)

Evil Purple Sloth *comes and dumps a handfull of jello on my book and slaps the rest onto my eyes*



Marye Lupin - Mar 27, 2003 10:25 pm (#198 of 2955)

We need more Hufflefuffs *pouts*

I think I ate to much yellow jello, I'm starting to glow a little...


Tommie - Mar 27, 2003 11:01 pm (#199 of 2955)
Edited by Mar 27, 2003 3:01 pm

Marye Lupin, I know someone who'll go crazy over your picture! *points to PyroGrl*

Lime Jello (AKA Evil Purple Sloth) - *moves*

*screams* IT'S ALIIIIVE!


Penny Lane. - Mar 27, 2003 11:34 pm (#200 of 2955)
Edited by Mar 27, 2003 3:34 pm

Welcome back Ticker!

*skips off to join Slytherin Girl in the "MY FANFIC IS DRIVING ME INSANE WARD" while throwing toast and blue jello powder. **

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Part A - St. Mungo's Roll Call Has Been Moved Here! (March 2003, to March 2004) Empty Posts 201 to 250

Post  Lady Arabella on Mon Aug 08, 2011 8:20 pm


Marie E. - Mar 28, 2003 12:03 am (#201 of 2955)

I've been moved to the “Pleasedon'ttellmesomeonedies” Ward. I pulled the covers over my head and refused to get up this morning. All that is showing are my purple socks (which are beginning to itch, btw).

*pushes jello away*


Tommie - Mar 28, 2003 12:25 am (#202 of 2955)

*joins Penny and Slytherin Girl in MY FANFIC IS DRIVING ME INSANE ward*


Tommie - Mar 28, 2003 12:28 am (#203 of 2955)

*shrieks and dances in delight (and also apologizes for caps, I'm really really excited though)* THEY'RE MAKING SILVERWING INTO A SHOW!!! But it's on Teletoon.

*Moves into the "If 'Silverwing' met 'Harry Potter'" ward*


Caitlin McCoy - Mar 28, 2003 3:12 am (#204 of 2955)

Fortunately for me, my fanfic isn't driving me crazy...oh, & BTW, I don't know what Tommie had on but Tommie is a she (last time I looked)


The Great Abbycadabra - Mar 28, 2003 3:55 am (#205 of 2955)
Edited by Mar 27, 2003 7:55 pm

Staying alive, staying alive... Hey, did I miss Disco night?

Oh, sorry, I must introduce myself. I, The Great Abbycadabra, a.k.a. Abby, haVE been obsessed with many things over the years, but it all came to a very climactic peak three years ago, when I stumbled across a manuscript entitled, “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.” I subsequently read three other manuscripts in the series, of which I'm quite certain all of you know. I was admitted to St. Mungo's only recently, simply because I worried my family and friends with my constant ravings about the Wizarding World. Little do they know that this doesn't seem to be helping matters.

I am a frequenter of several wards. The Oh-my-gosh!-Book-5-in-Egypt!-What-a-brilliant-idea! ward was the first ward to which I was admitted, for obvious reasons (check out the avatar--another obsession of mine). Quickly, I was transferred to the Giant Squid Dementia Ward, where I became convinced of the probability of this theory. Finally, you can find me wandering around from ward to ward when I'm not found in my current home, the Hmmm,-I-wonder-if-I'm-a-Ravenclaw-or-a-Gryffindor ward. I am also looking into the timeshare option for the Don't-Bother-Me-I'm-Reading ward come June 21st.

No one ever mentioned if I would be let out of here or not, however, from listening in on various conversations, I have determined that my stay would be indefinite. Or so they think... *feverishly struggles at straight jacket, then stops to wonder how this was typed if in straight jacket the whole time.*


Caitlin McCoy - Mar 28, 2003 4:04 am (#206 of 2955)



rettoP yrraH - Mar 28, 2003 4:30 am (#207 of 2955)

*walks off to the Long-Post-Skipper ward* (no offence to any one)


prof sprout - Mar 28, 2003 4:33 am (#208 of 2955)

Man, I went to teach my classes and everything got way out of hand. We need some more staff. I am only a volunteer, *sniffles*, I might have to admit myself into a ward. Then maybe I can find out some of the secrets, like DIGS, and where all this purple fur is coming from.

I'm mad I missed chaperoning the disco/sockhop party. Well I have to go take of more of my plants.


Carina - Mar 28, 2003 4:49 am (#209 of 2955)

*brings Sam some pudding*


rettoP yrraH - Mar 28, 2003 5:20 am (#210 of 2955)

Thank you! *gives some to the EPS to make sure it ain’t radioactive*


Ticker - Mar 28, 2003 3:09 pm (#211 of 2955)
Edited by Mar 28, 2003 7:10 am

For obvious reasons, I've been checked into the Compulsive-Typing-Ward. They are giving me limited keyboard access now, so Dr. Sam can still communicate with me. They say my prognosis is guarded right now, but amazing things are going on in here! Just the other day this purple.......

*cries as they drag her down the hall* "No.. I wasn't done...please... just 1 more paragraph!!!!!!"


Nine - Mar 28, 2003 9:01 pm (#212 of 2955)

Congratulations, Caitlin! However, I have to agree that the Geiger counter doesn't work. I haven't come up with a crazy theory in...two minutes! Yeah!

No! Don't give me that jello! What if it stains my purple cloak! I'd have to make a new one! And all of the available fur is coated in glowing jello!


Marye Lupin - Mar 28, 2003 10:36 pm (#213 of 2955)

Tommie- Dolphins RULE!


Marie E. - Mar 29, 2003 2:56 am (#214 of 2955)

*peeks her head around the doorway*

It's quiet here, too quiet.


Gina R Snape - Mar 29, 2003 3:40 am (#215 of 2955)

mmmmm, I quite agree.

Was that an infusion of wormwood in our tea tonight, Madame Pomfrey?


Denise S. - Mar 29, 2003 7:08 am (#216 of 2955)

Geiger counter? It shouldn't be going haywire on me. See, I have this cool purple cloak that I made all by myself as I sat in a room in the What Will I Do Til June 21st? Ward. It's protective, see? *tentatively eats her first Jello since arriving at the ward, and survives*

*then passes out*


Lenka - Mar 29, 2003 7:29 am (#217 of 2955)

Evil purple sloth eats the jello and passes out too.


Marye Lupin - Mar 29, 2003 8:37 pm (#218 of 2955)

*Sees Denise S and Evil Purple Sloth passed out on floor*

*Sees jello*

*Runs through halls screaming*


!!Pinky - Mar 29, 2003 8:55 pm (#219 of 2955)


*shakes wand* Why won't this thing work?


Marie E. - Mar 29, 2003 9:07 pm (#220 of 2955)

*hears all the screaming in the halls and shuts door*

*locks door*

*dumps jello out the window into the flower beds below*


Istari Jones - Mar 30, 2003 12:08 am (#221 of 2955)
Edited by Mar 29, 2003 4:11 pm

Flowers pass out in flower bed...A sudden rainstorm erupts. The rain washes the tainted Jello into the lake and stream below the lush gardens of St. Mungo's. Fish float belly up in the lake in Erie contrast to the SCUBA diver floating beside them. A giant squid slowly begins to surface when...


Gina R Snape - Mar 30, 2003 5:18 am (#222 of 2955)

A giant squid slowly begins to surface when...

the St. Mungo's staff head chef comes out with a giant fork and knife announcing "Calamari night, folks!" and the squid slides back into the water. Dumbledore shows up a minute later and asks what all the fuss is about.

Makes you wonder...they never are in the same place at the same time, are they?


Carina - Mar 30, 2003 9:46 am (#223 of 2955)
Edited by Mar 30, 2003 1:47 am

Carina walks slowly down the hallway, viewing the wreckage before her. The flowers outside the windows are wilted and the strong stench of rotten fish floats in on the breeze as the storm outside turns to a light rain. A low moan is heard from a distant room. A sudden clatter startles Carina and she whisks around to see what caused the noise. A lone bedpan skids to a stop at her feet, covered in a rainbow of jello and pudding. Carina slowly bends and picks it up as the horror of it all finally overwhelms her. Raising her voice to the uppermost floors, she screams,


someone is gonna get in truuuuble! (I think I've been reading a bit too much Stephen King...)


Nine - Mar 30, 2003 4:59 pm (#224 of 2955)

Out of curiosity, guys, where do you think they put your wand if you can't find it in the trash can? I've looked everywhere, because I'm going to try enchanting this cloak, but...aaah!

*slips over the jello, struggles to stand up, cursing about the mess my cloak has been made into, and falls out a window.*

*Into the lake*

Well, at least my cloak is clean now, but...


Carina - Mar 30, 2003 5:21 pm (#225 of 2955)

Carina glances out the window and sees a lone figure, struggling to get out of the lake. She seems to be glowing a strange shade of green which is a nice contrast to the dead fish caught in her cloak.


Marie E. - Mar 30, 2003 8:39 pm (#226 of 2955)

The lovely thing about all this strobing, glowing jello is that I've been able to throw out my Mickey Mouse nightlight.

*tiptoes down the hall to retrieve my disco ball from last week's fiesta*

Dang, that Lime Jello is swinging from the ball. Shoo! Shoo!


rettoP yrraH - Mar 30, 2003 11:06 pm (#227 of 2955)

*Goes to the Beingteasdbyanoldersibling Ward* WOO WOO RUBBER WALLS *boing* *boing* *boing*


Tommie - Mar 30, 2003 11:22 pm (#228 of 2955)

Lime Jello - *wakes up and blinks*


wormsé - Mar 31, 2003 12:21 am (#229 of 2955)

Is there still time to reserve a good spot on the DON’T BOTHER ME, IM READING Ward? If there is, I call it!!!

**goes in search of some blue jello**

*Sees the Evil Purple Sloth along the way. Picks it up, gives it a big hug, and carries it away**


rettoP yrraH - Mar 31, 2003 3:08 am (#230 of 2955)

*bounce* *bounce* *bounce*


Carina - Mar 31, 2003 3:17 am (#231 of 2955)

*pats Sam on his head as he bounces by*


Penny Lane. - Mar 31, 2003 3:21 am (#232 of 2955)

* Crawls out of "MY FANFIC IS DRIVING ME CRAZY" ward to see what the noise is in the hall - gets scared of all the jello and scampers back to bed, and to watch Alan Rickman movies.


rettoP yrraH - Mar 31, 2003 3:25 am (#233 of 2955)

Little to the left Car... *BOING*


!!Pinky - Mar 31, 2003 3:27 am (#234 of 2955)

*dangles a wand in front of Penny* I'll give you this perfectly functional wand that I got from Weasley's Wizard Wheezes if you write more in your fanfic.


Carina - Mar 31, 2003 3:32 am (#235 of 2955)

* Killer Bunny Rabbit wants to race Sam down the "IThinkICanTalktoMagicalCreatures" hallway.*

Ready.... Set.... GO!


Penny Lane. - Mar 31, 2003 3:37 am (#236 of 2955)

*doesn't buy Pinky's bribe, and continues to look for movies with Alan RIckman. Already watched Dogma and Robin Hood today *

* Goes to get Harry Potter DVD for inspiration.*


!!Pinky - Mar 31, 2003 3:39 am (#237 of 2955)

How about a canary cream? I just had one and they're really gr-tweet, tweet! *flies around the room*


Istari Jones - Mar 31, 2003 3:45 am (#238 of 2955)
Edited by Mar 30, 2003 7:47 pm

Activities Director needed for emergency meeting at Penny's room, STAT. Bring a big bowl of popcorn......

(Jumps out of padded room and dashes down the hall with urgent background music playing in background. Crashes into Dr. Sam, causing him to ricochet like a super ball on all areas of the hallway. Buzzes pasts the evil purple sloth, causing it to spin around like the Tazmanian devil making purple fur fly everywhere. Slips on radioactive jello and then on calamari overflowing from Diagon Nilly's bathroom. Unable to get inside Penny's room despite pleading, yelling, threatening, bargaining and ineffective Alohamora Charms. Lays on floor looking through crack under door then realizes she was just looking into a broom closet. Finally finds Penny's room only to see the end credits of the last movie. Carried kicking and screaming in a red straight jacket by 4 burly orderlies back to padded room. Remains in totally foul mood for rest of evening, despite being told that Kip has been at St. Mungo's incognito and is really a charter member of the Gnarly Vampire Biker club. Force fed wa-a-a-ay too much lime Jello and wakes up 24 hours later singing "Tip-Toe Thru the Tulips").


rettoP yrraH - Mar 31, 2003 4:03 am (#239 of 2955)

*Rounds the Shutupimreading wing clutching a stitch in his side*


Carina - Mar 31, 2003 4:13 am (#240 of 2955)

* KBR takes a shortcut through the FansOfTrewlany hall*


Lenka - Mar 31, 2003 4:15 am (#241 of 2955)

*bumps into George Weasley in the corridor and almost goes crazy*

*wakes up, realizes it was just a dream*

*sob, sob*



Gina R Snape - Mar 31, 2003 4:37 am (#242 of 2955)

Pinky, I'd gladly give you a fanfic tomorrow for a Weasley's Wizard Wand today. Just follow me...straight through the FansOfTrelawney ward. Ignore the dead fish and glowing jello out the window.

Oh, my. I could swear I just saw a giant squid arm reach out from the lake again.


rettoP yrraH - Mar 31, 2003 4:41 am (#243 of 2955)

*messes up the Alenrickman Dep. while sliding through with his socks*


Sly Girl - Mar 31, 2003 4:42 am (#244 of 2955)

*Has no Need for the ALANRICKMAN WARD because she has the real thing to herself***:

(evil cackle) mwhaahahahahahaaaa!!!!


!!Pinky - Mar 31, 2003 4:43 am (#245 of 2955)

*molts* *hands Gina a Weasley Wand and points to the "Writing Contest 6" thread* Go write one! *eats another canary cream and hands Gina one*


Carina - Mar 31, 2003 4:55 am (#246 of 2955)

*KBR bounces on several staff people trying to overtake Sam*


Gina R Snape - Mar 31, 2003 4:55 am (#247 of 2955)

Canary cream? No thanks, I'm full. Will check out the Writing Contest 6 thread, though.


rettoP yrraH - Mar 31, 2003 4:59 am (#248 of 2955)

*Throws a glob of radioactive jello behind him for Carina to slip on*


Carina - Mar 31, 2003 5:12 am (#249 of 2955)

WOAAAAAAAAAAAH! *falls on butt, slides down hallway at top speed crashing into Sam*


Marie E. - Mar 31, 2003 5:56 am (#250 of 2955)

*rounds the corner with the disco ball in hands, only to be knocked by Sam and Carina. the ball flies into the air...*
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Post  Lady Arabella on Mon Aug 08, 2011 8:24 pm


prof sprout - Mar 31, 2003 1:13 pm (#251 of 2955)

All I can say is I did not add anything to the Jello that would make people or plants pass out. I would never do that to my green friends.

*raises wand* CLEANIO *all the Jello in the Hall disappears.*

If I were you I'd hide because I think the director might Obliviate this memory.


Lenka - Mar 31, 2003 3:32 pm (#252 of 2955)

Lunges forward to the closest ward. Shuts the door, turns around and...

Oh no! It's the "I'm reading, don't bother me OR ELSE..." ward!


Gina R Snape - Mar 31, 2003 5:46 pm (#253 of 2955)

Y'know, Prof. Sprout. That declaration doesn't make me feel any better. If you didn't put anything in the jello---who did?!?!

btw, becoming an animagus has worn me out. I've come down with the flu. Is there anything you can give me?


Lenka - Mar 31, 2003 6:45 pm (#254 of 2955)

A get-well card from Snape, maybe? I suspect that might at least cheer you up Smile

(judging from the picture)



Marè - Mar 31, 2003 9:02 pm (#255 of 2955)

* knock knock* (Nobody bothers to open the door) * knock knock * (Door opens and a person enters.)

Excuse me, I am Dr. Aqua Marè from the Institution for the Research of Oceanological Nutrients causing Immobilizing Catastrophes

raises eyebrow, when she sees three people laying over each other, looking confused and murmuring: "Where did the jello go?"

I was send here to investigate the strange behaviour of your fish, there seem to have been an outbreak of botulism, which is very strange because it isn't summer yet. Also there has been some reports of a ..er... rather... suspicious....huge....organism living in the lake. Now could any of you looks at the three still confused people in front of her feet "maybe tell me, where I could find" * BAF * is knocked unconscious by a disco ball


Nine - Mar 31, 2003 9:38 pm (#256 of 2955)

*Soars over people's heads and in and out of the walls, apparently now able to move through walls and fly without harm.*

*Struggles against being caught*

NO! I am not going back into the Conspiracy Theories ward! I want to go back and talk with the giant squid some more!


Tommie - Mar 31, 2003 9:58 pm (#257 of 2955)

*joins the race*

Lime Jelly (aka Evil Purple Sloth) - *still spinning like a top*


Tommie - Mar 31, 2003 10:00 pm (#258 of 2955)

*can't escape from the "If 'Silverwing' met 'Harry Potter'" ward.* ZOTZ HELP ME! Oh wait...he's evil. *looks around for Voldie*


Marye Lupin - Mar 31, 2003 11:17 pm (#259 of 2955)

Marè- Save the Giant Squid! I overheard the doctors talking about having another calamari night!!!


Istari Jones - Mar 31, 2003 11:30 pm (#260 of 2955)

(**Awakens groggily from a lime jello stupor**) Remembers something about AR movies...and radioactive jello...and purple fur...and...and...a red straight jacket...(Memories of the previous night floods back into my consciousness like a broken dam. Flops backward into the bed, stares into the ceiling, groaning) Thank goodness it wasn't a Ernest P. Worl marathon!!! Last night's disaster would have been worse...yesss...MUCH worse!!


Penny Lane. - Mar 31, 2003 11:50 pm (#261 of 2955)

*Wakes up groggily, and remembers watching AR movies in the "MY FANFIC IS DRIVING ME CRAZY" all night. * Wonders about the jello, and the crowds of people passed out on my floor. * decides to go protest Calamari night.


Tommie - Mar 31, 2003 11:52 pm (#262 of 2955)

*repeatedly bangs head against the door*


Gina R Snape - Mar 31, 2003 11:55 pm (#263 of 2955)

*raises head weakly from her sickbed* Hmmm. I dunno. Some calamari might be good.

*has a sneezing fit and passes out again*


Tommie - Apr 1, 2003 12:01 am (#264 of 2955)

Lime Jello - *stares*


Tommie - Apr 1, 2003 1:42 am (#265 of 2955)

*randomly pokes the bats in my ward* You alive? You? Are you ali...AIEE!!


rettoP yrraH - Apr 1, 2003 3:10 am (#266 of 2955)

**WOOOOOOOoooooooo!!!** *slides by on one socked foot*


Alianora - Apr 1, 2003 3:10 am (#267 of 2955)

Ooh-back from a recession it seems. They had me all nice and cosy wrapped in pretty pink straitjackets!! They also fed me something that looked like lime jello-but I wanted blueberry...*whines annoyingly*

Maybe that’s why I've been gone so long...


Tommie - Apr 1, 2003 3:14 am (#268 of 2955)

*muffled* M...trffed...


dudley - Apr 1, 2003 3:49 am (#269 of 2955)

to start off the April 1st madness, I would just like to make a speech



prof sprout - Apr 1, 2003 3:54 am (#270 of 2955)
Edited by Mar 31, 2003 7:55 pm

I don't know exactly who is putting what in the Jello, because I only volunteer my time, and vast knowledge of the plants.


rettoP yrraH - Apr 1, 2003 5:43 am (#271 of 2955)



Carina - Apr 1, 2003 7:49 am (#272 of 2955)



Marè - Apr 1, 2003 9:31 am (#273 of 2955)

(The hottest thing is that all the posts still have March 31 as a date, if we ever go and read this back, nothing will make sense.

Looks at what she has just written, like ANYTHING on here makes sense.)

*rubs her head were the discoball has hit her, gets up and starts a search for some suspicious calamari, which definitely needs to be investigated.*


!!Pinky - Apr 1, 2003 12:56 pm (#274 of 2955)

As a special April Fool’s Day treat, we will all be given broomsticks, wands, and the whole day to spend as we please outside.

NOT! April Fools!


rettoP yrraH - Apr 1, 2003 2:00 pm (#275 of 2955)

*:Runs from Carina as she chases me b/c she thinks I'm HOTTTT*:


Nine - Apr 1, 2003 6:31 pm (#276 of 2955)

Sense? Who needs it? Not me, that's why I'm here.

By the way, has that purple-furred...whatever...been near the jello?


Istari Jones - Apr 1, 2003 7:34 pm (#277 of 2955)

What are all these purple hairs doing in my jello? - GACK! GA-A-ACK!! (Coughing up purple furball...)


Gina R Snape - Apr 1, 2003 7:57 pm (#278 of 2955)

*raises head from pillow* I thought all the jello was gone. What, now it's BACK? Is this a bad April Fool's joke? *sighs with exasperation and plops head back on pillow again* I'm too ill for this. *moan* Nurse Pomfrey, please come to my rescue! *moan*

*trails off into feverish delirium* Oh, Severus. Where are you? Come rescue me. Why has the evil purple sloth been released from the Chamber of Strobing Jello? Why is there a giant squid sitting at the staff table in the great hall tonight? Why won't Sam stop bouncing? *passess out* THUD.


Penny Lane. - Apr 1, 2003 8:05 pm (#279 of 2955)

* * Decides to petition AR to make more movies.** It seems as though I've seen them all :-( and that puts a slight drag on Alan Rickman movie nights.

Who's got suggestions for the next movie night? Leave your suggestions in the "MY FAN-FIC IS DRIVING ME CRAZY WARD" where i have taken up permanent residence.


Tommie - Apr 1, 2003 8:19 pm (#280 of 2955)



Tommie - Apr 1, 2003 8:36 pm (#281 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 1, 2003 12:38 pm

And here!

If those two pictures don't show up, then...





prof sprout - Apr 1, 2003 8:47 pm (#282 of 2955)

Tommie the links take you back to this forum. Is it an April fools’ joke.


Tommie - Apr 1, 2003 8:49 pm (#283 of 2955)

No...I don't understand it. Hmm...I'll try HTML. *regains sanity for a moment*

St. Mungo's

Lime Jello

And if those don't work, I'm sorry but you'll have to copy/paste into the URL bar.


prof sprout - Apr 1, 2003 8:50 pm (#284 of 2955)

Tommie the links take you back to this forum. Is it an April fools’ joke.


Tommie - Apr 1, 2003 8:53 pm (#285 of 2955)

I'm actually quite proud of LJ's picture. Smile


prof sprout - Apr 1, 2003 8:54 pm (#286 of 2955)

Whoa, I got posted twice, weird. I wonder if I'll have to check myself in for the weekend.


Tommie - Apr 1, 2003 8:59 pm (#287 of 2955)

Okay, there's LJ in my "portrait". It's not very clear, though. It says: (from top) Lime Jello. aka Evil Purple Sloth. Saint Mungo's Mascot.

_____________________________________ [

B]prof sprout[/B] - Apr 1, 2003 9:06 pm (#288 of 2955)

Pretty cool picture. Good thing he's an imaginary mascot. Or is he cause of all the purple hair, and not Penny Lane’s purple sprite.

I better go check. :S

Judging from the other forum I think someone let some of the patients out for April Fools’ Day.


Penny Lane. - Apr 1, 2003 9:23 pm (#289 of 2955)

I assure you that it is not I.Q. ( the purple sprite) I have been tucked in my bedroom for the past week, and all sprites have been accounted for. Although I wouldn't put it past lurky and Murky to try and frame the sprites for this! If you want some sprite fur to make socks with, I have white, red, purple, orange, yellow, blue, and purple. Send me an owl, or stop by my room.


Tommie - Apr 1, 2003 9:37 pm (#290 of 2955)

He looks like he's holding a camera.


Tommie - Apr 1, 2003 11:57 pm (#291 of 2955)

Okay, I'm mad. I tried printing them and the printer printed them all RED. Blood red. *gasp* Is this a SIGN?! *is moved into the "Seven Days" ward* Let's see, I saw The Ring five days ago...*GASP!*


Caitlin McCoy - Apr 2, 2003 2:30 am (#292 of 2955)

*walks in grumbling*

*hears Carina yell "Sam & Dudley are HOT!"*

*sees Sam running from Carina*

*orderly comes running up*

Ms. McCoy, do you realize that you are 24 hours late?!?!


*mumbles something about "...stupid Cesar Chavez day...couldn't get to the PortKey...where's dudley?"

Wait a minute Ms. McCoy...

*pops Canary Cream in orderly's mouth and makes him swallow*


*goes off in search of dudley*

Mrs. Weasley...better be April Fool's...honestly...


Caitlin McCoy - Apr 2, 2003 3:27 am (#293 of 2955)

*voice echoing in the empty halls* "This isn't funny, guys!"

*stifles a small sob*

You have no idea what it's like, being forced to pretend I'm Muggle for 72 straight hours every week on Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays! To not be able to take my wand or robes or owl with me, so I can't even get owl post from Ellen! To have my shrink come up to me in the supermarket in Muggle clothes and tell me that the next step is to get a Muggle job! And then I come home and everyone's hiding from me!!!


Tommie - Apr 2, 2003 3:35 am (#294 of 2955)

Hiding? Who's hiding?

Caitlin, did you look at the pictures?


Caitlin McCoy - Apr 2, 2003 3:41 am (#295 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 1, 2003 7:43 pm

*wails* I can't!!! Bess Can't Go There and all that nonsense!! Email them to me, okay!



Tommie - Apr 2, 2003 3:48 am (#296 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 1, 2003 7:52 pm

Well, you can Mini-LJ in my "portrait" thing...it's blurry, though.

BTW, I e-mailed them to you.


rettoP yrraH - Apr 2, 2003 3:31 pm (#297 of 2955)

*Stomps off to the Ihatepeoplewhospoilaprilfoolsjokes*


Tommie - Apr 2, 2003 7:12 pm (#298 of 2955)

Aww...did someone spoil Sammie-wammie's fun? Poow Samme-wammie...*pats him on the head*


Gina R Snape - Apr 2, 2003 9:53 pm (#299 of 2955)

*raises head from pillow* I missed April Fool's Day? Darn this flu! I think I caught it from that %@&$*! Purple sloth. It's been opening all the windows again! *passes out again*


Tommie - Apr 3, 2003 5:49 am (#300 of 2955)

*It's quiet time in St. Mungo's. The windows are closed and locked tightly so Snape doesn't jump out in an effort to escape again...Lime Jello is in the apple tree, munching on oranges...the patients are snoring softly, and the employees are tending to each other’s migraines and injuries.

But how long will the peace last? There is a patient who is NOT asleep...No, she's planning world domination with her Evil Purple Sloth...*
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Post  Lady Arabella on Mon Aug 08, 2011 8:27 pm


Landman - Apr 3, 2003 6:36 am (#301 of 2955)

The keys in his hand jingled a lovely tune as he bounded up the steps. His plan had worked -- he knew they couldn't resist -- they had to go in -- and once in they just moved from ward to ward, babbling nonsense along the way.

He stepped up to the front door of St. Mungo's -- the one and only door. The keys, ah -- the lovely keys. He inserted the master into the gold lock, and turned it once around. The snap of the lock was a magnificent sound -- one he would remember a lifetime.

He stood there for a moment, hesitated, but then turned and walked away -- peace at last.


Carina - Apr 3, 2003 6:40 am (#302 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 2, 2003 10:40 pm


...darn it, still locked in...


Marè - Apr 3, 2003 1:01 pm (#303 of 2955)

Hey! Hey! HEEEEYYYY!!!!

I am not a patient here! Let me out! I need to get back to I.R.O.N.I.C. to report them about the mysterious disappearance of the suspicious calamari. I need to get back to show them my conclusions on the sudden death of all the fish. I need to get back because I have to tell them that there is something very large living in the lake, possibly a nephew of the Monster off Loch Ness! And most of all I need to get back because else my secretary is going to eat my archive!!!



Ticker - Apr 3, 2003 3:31 pm (#304 of 2955)

yy6hey i mean. i am lear5ning to type with my nose. so far i hyave perfected break-dancingt trying to get out of my lo9vely vred and green spotted straight-jacket. i have been kept inm isolation in the room wherre theuy are hiding our wands. not stacked on a shelf- floatingh aroundf the room, charmed like same-poled magnets- can't get near enough to bite one. aaaarghhh. tyhey want me insane don't they..... i'm basnging on the walls- maybe someone can find me.... managed to get hold of one wand, but it turned into a rubber cvhicken.... very demnoralizing.... makes me wishi had some green jello....


Gina R Snape - Apr 3, 2003 6:51 pm (#305 of 2955)

Carina, you can't do Alohamora without your wand. BUT...

Wake up, everyone! Ticker found our wands! Yippee! Good doggie! *pats Ticker on the head*

*swoons* Oh, dear. I'm still too weak with the flu. Can someone try to Alohamora the door again?


Lenka - Apr 3, 2003 7:17 pm (#306 of 2955)

Katie's head appears in the door.

'Come on, guys, I'm here to free you.' she whispers audibly.

From behind her comes a boy's voice: 'Katie, darn, I thought we'd have an evening in private.'

'Sorry, George, but the more people, the more fun.'

George clears his throat. 'That is not what I meant.'

'Whatever. C'mon, everyone. I temporarily took up the position of a nurse. I summoned the disco ball too, and set it up in the "nothing can disturb me" ward. Who's with me?'

'Katie...' George protested weakly.

'Okay, everyone, come.'

Tommie raises her hand.


'Can I take LJ with me?'


Tommie - Apr 3, 2003 7:34 pm (#307 of 2955)

The plan is working to our advantage, Lime Jello...*evil cackle*


Gina R Snape - Apr 3, 2003 7:36 pm (#308 of 2955)

woo,hoo. Party! I want to play nurse too! I'll administer the potions, er, I mean beverages.


Tommie - Apr 3, 2003 7:49 pm (#309 of 2955)

NO! DON'T PLAY DOCTOR! I don't wanna be the "patient"! *cries hysterically*


prof sprout - Apr 3, 2003 8:27 pm (#310 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 3, 2003 12:45 pm

Check this out. More calamari for the all you can eat night. In the unedited version I received, it had said the squid had a heart locket on it with a picture of the headmaster. How interesting.


if the link doesn't work, go to excite.com and look in the Strange news.


Marè - Apr 3, 2003 8:33 pm (#311 of 2955)

Hmmm, now that doesn't look like Nessie AT ALL! I may have to investigate further.

Goes off to find her scuba-set, and wanders in the direction of the lake


Ticker - Apr 3, 2003 9:07 pm (#312 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 3, 2003 1:09 pm

Wow - thanks for letting me out Katie! (& George - & Ellen for that matter). Uh, where's Lenka?

Gina & Carina - I tried REALLY hard to get a wand for you, but when I finally got out of my straight-jacket & turned to go back in the room, all that was there was purple Lime Jello. No door, no padded cell. You guys are going to think I'm crazy.

*wanders down the hall looking for wand room or a magnet*

Oh, hi Professor Sprout - very nice picture (sniff, sniff - stifles sob about the heart locket). Uh, no, I don't think I'll be having any calamari tonight, thanks anyway.

*easily distracted by the disco ball in the Nothing-Can-Disturb-Me Ward along with the SIDBRD club members flocking to the scene*

I think I'll get a room in this ward tonight


Tommie - Apr 3, 2003 10:39 pm (#313 of 2955)


I knew it!

*whispers to Lime Jello* Okay, if he joins us, we could rule the oceans too!


Gina R Snape - Apr 3, 2003 11:40 pm (#314 of 2955)

Yes, Prof. Sprout. Those heart lockets are all the rage these days as professorial presents. I treasure mine dearly! Although, if the squid had one, then perhaps it was Dumbledore's girlfriend or secret lover? How sad.

And, Tommie. If I'm administering the potions...trust me, you do want to be the patient. :-)


Caitlin McCoy - Apr 4, 2003 12:27 am (#315 of 2955)

*waves Katie & George off* No way José, I don't want to go. My mind only has 2 places: the Gutter & St. Mungo's. I'm happy here, thank you very much.

*puts her arm around Tommie*

Don't cry, it'll be okay, whatever she want you to take I'll take it first okay?


Marie E. - Apr 4, 2003 12:34 am (#316 of 2955)

*looks up from a tv where continuous AR movies are being shown, the blue light flickering*

Did I hear the sound of jello shooters being prepared?



Caitlin McCoy - Apr 4, 2003 12:35 am (#317 of 2955)

Yeah, yeah, they're making jello something or anothers.


Tommie - Apr 4, 2003 1:06 am (#318 of 2955)

*shakes head* I ain't takin’ ANY potion, sorry Caitlin. I...*shudders* had a fear of them since Lime Jello accidently spilled some Veritaserum into my jello one night and made me reveal all my secrets. You know, Veritaserum has no taste, or smell. You never know where it may be...


Denise S. - Apr 4, 2003 2:20 am (#319 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 3, 2003 6:20 pm

*After an indeterminable amount of time has been spent being passed out, Denise S. awakes once again to the words of Tommie*

Ver--Veritaserum?? o_O *swears she'll never touch jello again*

I have to get out, I must get out...O Dumbledore, where art thou? *hums "Man of Constant Sorrow" as she begins a journey throughout the various wards, hoping to find another patient to help her*


Tommie - Apr 4, 2003 2:26 am (#320 of 2955)

I'll help! I was planning an escape with Lime Jello tonight anyway. We're going to set the prisoners--er, PATIENTS-- free. BUT I'm the one taking over the world, ya hear?


Penny Lane. - Apr 4, 2003 2:29 am (#321 of 2955)

Wait! You mean that there are people here who don't want to stay? I don't get it - this is the best place in the world. Free Jello, AR movies all day, nothing to do but work on my fan-fic... Man, I'm not escaping, and you shouldn't either - they might punish all of us, and I know I can't live without my Jello :-)


Gina R Snape - Apr 4, 2003 2:30 am (#322 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 3, 2003 6:31 pm

*pulls a small vile of clear, odorless liquid out from her cape and looks around furtively* Who said anything about Veritaserum?

I'm definitely not making jello shots. I've had enough jello for a lifetime. But, how about some tasty fruit punch? Sev, er, I mean the house elves gave me their very special recipe.


Tommie - Apr 4, 2003 2:31 am (#323 of 2955)

Oh, I'll be back...when the world is mine. Mwaha. Mwahaha. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Like you, I can't resist the free Jello. But...after the incident with Veritaserum...


Tommie - Apr 4, 2003 2:32 am (#324 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 3, 2003 6:32 pm

Wee! I did it!


Gina R Snape - Apr 4, 2003 2:36 am (#325 of 2955)

Tommie! Does this mean you want some fruit punch?


Tommie - Apr 4, 2003 2:38 am (#326 of 2955)



Gina R Snape - Apr 4, 2003 2:45 am (#327 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 3, 2003 6:46 pm

awww, c'mon. Really. It's not veritaserum I put in it. WHY DON'T YOU PEOPLE TRUST ME?!?!

*stomps off to the Snape ward* I know someone there will trust me. And I'm taking my very tasty fruit punch with me!

*mutters to self* I swear, these people are crazy in here. You'd think we were all at St. Mungo's or something.


Tommie - Apr 4, 2003 2:47 am (#328 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 3, 2003 6:50 pm

*stares in disbelief* B-b-but...I th-thought that I-I-I...I mean...*bursts into tears*


Caitlin McCoy - Apr 4, 2003 3:04 am (#329 of 2955)

I have already spoken out against the jello. I won't say any more on the subject...

I will however, take some punch *blinks* hey, where'd she go?


Tommie - Apr 4, 2003 3:09 am (#330 of 2955)

I was looking at the avatars. Smile.



Gina R Snape - Apr 4, 2003 3:18 am (#331 of 2955)

Tommie, you saw no such thing. Professor Snape isn't in the ward tonight. He's been called into action on a special mission.

And, thank you Caitlin. Here you go. *handing over a frosty glass* Enjoy. In fact, I'll join you in a toast to our fine hosts Lexicon Steve, Kip and Denise.


Tommie - Apr 4, 2003 3:20 am (#332 of 2955)

*grumbles* Well, it was ANOTHER greasy-haired Potions master with the first name Severus, then.

*coughs loudly and pets Lime Jello*


Gina R Snape - Apr 4, 2003 3:28 am (#333 of 2955)

It's not greasy. It's shiny and soft, I tell you. *purr, purr, purr*

Anyone else up for a glass of punch?


Tommie - Apr 4, 2003 3:31 am (#334 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 3, 2003 7:33 pm

*pouts and sulks in a corner and points to an important e-mail in Caitlin's inbox*


Gina R Snape - Apr 4, 2003 3:35 am (#335 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 3, 2003 7:37 pm

Now, now, Tommie. It could be worse. You might've been told to clean the bedpans without magic.

Wait a minute. Secret e-mail in Caitlin's mailbox? Are you two up to something? And there I was offering a gesture of kindness.


Tommie - Apr 4, 2003 3:41 am (#336 of 2955)

No, it wasn't like that. That's between me and Lime Jello. Speaking of LJ, where IS he? He was...FOLLOW THE TRAIL OF PURPLE HAIRS!


Marie E. - Apr 4, 2003 4:37 am (#337 of 2955)

*sigh* If there's no jello shots, I guess fruit punch will do. Is there pineapple juice in it?


Carina - Apr 4, 2003 5:52 am (#338 of 2955)

Wait, what do you mean I'm without my wand? I have it right here! *blinks dumbly at the jello spoon in her hand*


Tommie - Apr 4, 2003 5:56 am (#339 of 2955)

I tried it with a twig once. Then later with a purple strand of hair from our dear friend Lime Jello.

(BTW, was the jello part of the original St. Mungo's Roll Call?)

(WAS there an original St. Mungo's Role Call?)


Gina R Snape - Apr 4, 2003 4:35 pm (#340 of 2955)

Marie, E. I cannot reveal all the secret ingredients to my potion, but I can make the punch with or without pineapple juice, to your liking. :-) I do suspect, however, that the (pleasant) effects will become apparent any day now.

Tommie, there was an original St. Mungo's Roll Call. But I think the original text was on the forum side and didn't get fully transcribed to the fanfic side. And, I take absolutely no credit, er, blame, for the jello thing getting out of control.


rettoP yrraH - Apr 4, 2003 5:10 pm (#341 of 2955)

*Pulls Fire alarm and then finds out it was a decoy that sprays jello on the puller* WHEEEE Shower Time!!!!


Nine - Apr 4, 2003 9:11 pm (#342 of 2955)

*comes out of the lake temporarily* Gina? I don't suppose you know how to make Wolfsbane potion? And has anyone seen my wand?


Marè - Apr 4, 2003 9:41 pm (#343 of 2955)

*Asks herself what this for strange creature is that seems to be capable of living both in and out of the water. Gets suited and puts her scuba set on, and dives in to investigate.*


Ticker - Apr 4, 2003 9:46 pm (#344 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 4, 2003 1:50 pm

*Mystery Voice from the Air:* Ah -hem. Thank you all for coming to today’s group session. Our topic today is trust. Now, who can tell us what is so important about trust?

Gina: I think it's important people take you at your word. If I say something is good, you can trust me. (raises eyebrow & looks at everyone in group)

MVA: Very good Gina.

Tommie: I think people who want to be trusted shouldn't be so sneaky. (sticks her tongue out at Gina)

MVA: Well, now, that does bring up a good point of discussion. What...

Tommie: I SAW you with Professor Snape - he handed you that vial!

Gina: Whew - That's ALL you saw - I mean, uh,... it's for a flower he gave me earlier, yeah.

Tommie: You will never keep me from world domination!!!!

Carina: Does anyone know what happened to my wand?

MVA: I think if we all just...

Marie E.: I'll have some punch please.

Tommie: Don't do it!!!

MVA: Er, don't you want to know what’s in that punch first? I mean, let's try to be rational here. Only trust the jello.

Caitlin: mmmmmhhhmhmm! mmmmhm, mmmmmmhhmhmhhmmm!!!!!

MVA: Oh, I'm sorry, dear - couldn't understand you. Penny Lane, if you would be soooo kind as to hand out everyone's jello ration, yes, thank you. And please be sure Denise S. gets a double helping. She seems more alert, I mean anxious, without it. I think Sam is getting his "snack" in other ways. Thank you for being so helpful.

MVA: Well, that seems to have cleared things up. Thank you all for attending. Now, I'll just mosey on down to the lake & mix up a little more jello - uh, for the fish's benefit - uh, right.


Ticker - Apr 4, 2003 9:58 pm (#345 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 4, 2003 2:00 pm

Nine - just what do you hope to do with wolfsbane? Are you trying to tell us something?

Gina - by my calculation you have a week & 1/2 to answer.

Somebody please make sure the front door is unlocked - just in case!!!!


Gina R Snape - Apr 4, 2003 10:55 pm (#346 of 2955)

Will someone PLEASE restrain Sam? We finally got the jello cleared up and now look what he's done!

Nine, I am quite capable of cooking up some Wolfsbane. Mind you, keep it away from Sam. He might spill more jello in it and, as you know, sugar makes Wolfsbane useless. Do you want to tell us who it's for? If you'll just whisper it in my ear,.. I might be able to mix the potion to his or her strength specification.

Ticker, thank you for the intervention. For the record, Professor Snape slips me lots of things. But never Veritaserum. At least not here at St. Mungo's. And, I think I should faint if he ever gave me a flower! Not his style. In fact, I might suspect Polyjuice Potion of that ever happened. hee hee


Gina R Snape - Apr 4, 2003 10:58 pm (#347 of 2955)

Oh, yes. According to my calculations, the next full moon is on April the 16th. We'd better get ready for the I Love Lupin ward, eh?


Denise S. - Apr 5, 2003 2:16 am (#348 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 4, 2003 6:16 pm

*after the group session with the MVA, she finds herself being led down the hall, held by two orderly, one on each arm*

Why am I being taken somewhere? Wait, wait, I don't want to go to the I'd Read Harry Potter If I Didn't Have So Much Homework Ward! No, please!

*a brief struggle ensues. Denise S., empowered by her lack of exposure to jello, escapes from the evil clutches of the orderlies*

*runs down the hall, screaming* "SAVE ME, LIME JELLO! WHERE ARE YOU HIDING, BELOVED EVIL PURPLE SLOTH!" *several patients pop their heads out from their rooms to see what's going on.

Gina: Will you please stop that racket? *Denise's head turns* I have him here in my room. Quick, get in before they see you!

Me: *phew* Safe once again...Heh, I even kept them from finding my wand!


Cliff Hamaker - Apr 5, 2003 3:37 am (#349 of 2955)

*crawls out from the secret dark corner that leads to the secret hidden dungeons underneath the place called "St. Mungo's" in the "James is Lupin!" ward where he had been forcibly held for the past few months*


They will never catch me again!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*runs into the hall and slips on the Jello...*


Marie E. - Apr 5, 2003 3:39 am (#350 of 2955)

*staggers down the hall, clutching the walls in an effort to defeat gravity*

What in the world was in that punch!!

*slips in some jello and lands next to Cliff*
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Gina R Snape - Apr 5, 2003 4:53 am (#351 of 2955)

Oh, Cliff. We've got you now! Care for some fruit punch?

Marie E. Are you ok? Perhaps it was too strong for you.


Nine - Apr 5, 2003 4:31 pm (#352 of 2955)

Actually, Gina, it's not for me, although we might need it for other patients. I was actually interested in trying to improve it. And the full moon is the...hm...15th through 17th, I believe.


Marie E. - Apr 6, 2003 12:27 am (#353 of 2955)

Well, all we've been eating here is jello, so maybe it hit me kinda hard. I'm fine now.

*brushes jello off*


Gina R Snape - Apr 6, 2003 1:39 am (#354 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 5, 2003 5:41 pm

For those who may be interested, Severus and I have set up our own beverages company. Here is the label for the fruit punch, which I hope you will all enjoy. (I hope this works!) If not, e-mail me and I'll send you the image.

The ingredients are: Water, high fructose corn syrup, grape juice, natural lemon, apple, pineapple and passion fruit flavors with other natural flavors, ashwinder eggshell powder, powder root of tannis, bezoar resin, mandrake leaves, dried nettles, pectin.


Gina R Snape - Apr 6, 2003 1:59 am (#355 of 2955)

Rest of the label reads: Distributed under authority of Gina and Severus Snape, Snape Beverages, Inc.

Hogsmeade, U.K.

Not for sale to muggles


Gina R Snape - Apr 6, 2003 2:09 am (#356 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 5, 2003 6:12 pm

OK. Let's see if this works.

So, now who wants some? We may have to start charging soon. Those of you who've done well in Potions class will figure out some of the effects of this elixir. Note: ashwinder eggshell powder is used as a milder, G-rated stimulant than the whole egg used in other potions.


Cliff Hamaker - Apr 6, 2003 3:56 am (#357 of 2955)

*wakes up*

Somebody say fruit punch?! I am SO THERE!!!!!

*walks carefully towards Gina through the jello*


prof sprout - Apr 6, 2003 4:29 am (#358 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 5, 2003 8:37 pm

That is really cool, and refreshing Gina. It's good to see Snape has umm errr, a sweeter side. You must have had some influence on him. His first years as Professor at Hogwarts, he was a little umm, bitter. Good job. I'm glad someone finally tamed him. He was the most eligible bachelor, for the longest time, though keep an eye on Prof. Trelawney, she always had her eye on him. She kept offering him free readings, and saying that he would end up with a seer, and she would flutter her eyes at him. And keep an eye out for some of the patients in the “I'm in love with a HP character” ward. You never know what they might do to him with the imperious curse.


Ticker - Apr 6, 2003 4:33 am (#359 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 5, 2003 8:34 pm

Wow Gina! Fabulous looking beverage! Do you have any without the Ashwinder shell powder? (I'll explain later...)

Hey Cliff! Nice to see you again! (*thinks it might be Cliff with jello on his face but it might be Marie E.*) Hi to Marie too!

(*whispers to Denise so Prof. Sprout can't hear*) Congratulations Denise S. on staying awake this weekend! Hey - you have your wand - ooo - ooo - ooo - mind if I bring over a little tiny project I need help on?


Denise S. - Apr 6, 2003 5:48 am (#360 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 5, 2003 9:48 pm

*whispers to Ticker* Hey, not a problem, but only if you tell me what the magical effects of the Snape Drink are--the Jello seems to have affected my memory and I don't remember what it does anymore.

But you'll have to chaperone me out of Gina's room, I think the orderlies are still on the lookout...dunno if they know that I have a wand or not.


Gina R Snape - Apr 6, 2003 6:29 am (#361 of 2955)

Thank you all for the compliments. :-)

Hey, Prof Sprout. Do me a favor and you tell that witch Trelawney to stay away from my man or I'll see to it her 3rd eye never "sees" again! I might have a sweet side, but I don't have an affinity with Snape for nothing.

Sorry, Ticker. Ashwinder shell is a vital ingredient in lifting the spirits. Of course, the full effect is a love potion. But the shell merely makes people like one another better. I thought we needed a little peace on the ward after, ahem, certain people made some nasty accusations *achoo, Tommie achoo* The bezoar resin will also help counteract the effects of the jello that won't go away. Just don't give any punch to Lime Jello. I'm not sure what effect it will have on him/her...


Caitlin McCoy - Apr 6, 2003 8:02 am (#362 of 2955)

What is the purpose of having a session about trust when no one believes me when I tell them that there is something very wrong with the jello!


Nine - Apr 6, 2003 4:57 pm (#363 of 2955)

I believe you, Caitlin.

Apparently, to do any medical experiments you need to be a member of the staff. So I'm temporarily a doctor/patient while I try to improve the Wolfsbane Potion. This helps me find out all sorts of stuff, like what is actually in the jello (trust me, you don't want to know).

Oh, one warning, everyone: calamari is a key ingredient in the jello. And...Oh, darn! I can't say more now, they'll figure out that I'm telling you this stuff and then there goes my wand privileges!


Tommie - Apr 6, 2003 8:40 pm (#364 of 2955)

I began glowing more than usual last night. It's because of the jello, believe me. Then...I was covering with purple hairs that were glowing...Hmm.


Gina R Snape - Apr 6, 2003 10:57 pm (#365 of 2955)

Calamari in the jello? Hmmmm. Very interesting.


Caitlin McCoy - Apr 6, 2003 11:31 pm (#366 of 2955)


Gina!!! You gave me your cold.

*sneezes* *glass breaks*

People with poor impulse control can't have colds, everything starts breaking!


Denise S. - Apr 7, 2003 12:01 am (#367 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 6, 2003 4:01 pm

*stares at Caitlin dumbfoundedly*

I've been against Jello from DAY 1!!! Caitlin, come over to my room right away and we can see what we can do about this horrid obsession with Jello...


Caitlin McCoy - Apr 7, 2003 12:25 am (#368 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 6, 2003 4:26 pm

Well, of course you did, Denise, but they duct-taped me when I tried to say something at that trust session.

*marches over to Denise S.'s room* You might want to hide all the glassware, I have a cold *thanks Gina*.


Tommie - Apr 7, 2003 1:09 am (#369 of 2955)

*goes over to where Caitlin and Denise are*

You guys were right all along. I never should have trusted the jello...


Caitlin McCoy - Apr 7, 2003 1:15 am (#370 of 2955)

Why did you, I don't understand! What did I say from the start: If you start glowing in the dark, don't come running to me! That should've warned you!


Tommie - Apr 7, 2003 1:17 am (#371 of 2955)

*sobs* No, it's not that! I ate the "special jello" that my Evil Purple Sloth made, and...it...I'm turning into a SLOTH!!


wormsé - Apr 7, 2003 1:36 am (#372 of 2955)

OMG!!! You ARE turning into a sloth!!! Because you ate the 'special jello' that your Evil Purple Sloth made.... omg.... this can't be good... I ate some too!!!


Tommie - Apr 7, 2003 2:05 am (#373 of 2955)

Okay, I'm trying to be calm while I'm sprouting purple fur...uhoh, two fingers are gone and are the remaining three are turning into claws!

*gulps* Help me...


Cliff Hamaker - Apr 7, 2003 2:53 am (#374 of 2955)

*scurries to Denise S.'s room from shadow to shadow*

Hey, guys!! I got something to tell you! It's about the Jello! Caitlin you were right all along!!! And beware the purple thing! It's going to...AHHHHHHHH!!!!! *falls over with a tranquilizer in his neck*

Sorry about the disturbance, Ladies. We'll just take him back to his *cough* room now.... *the orderlies start dragging Cliff down the hall through all of the Jello*


Tommie - Apr 7, 2003 3:31 am (#375 of 2955)

*sobs* Lime Jello...you betrayed me! WE were going to take over the world! Not just YOU! *cries hysterically*


Gina R Snape - Apr 7, 2003 3:56 am (#376 of 2955)

Oh, Caitlin. I'm sorry you got sick. I'd come nurse you back to health, but I don't want to get reinfected. I'm finally starting to feel better myself.

Lindsay, have some of my fruit punch. It might help. Unfortunately, I think it's too late for Tommie.


Tommie - Apr 7, 2003 4:31 am (#377 of 2955)

*growls menacingly* GIVE ME THAT FRUIT PUNCH!!! *drinks a whole jug and returns to normal* That's better! *glares at LJ* You're gonna get it!


Gina R Snape - Apr 7, 2003 5:06 am (#378 of 2955)

Snatching fruit punch from ME, are you? Oh, I see. So now you want the fruit punch. Uh,huh. Tut, tut. You do realise, you've waited too long. That purple fur you've sprouted can't be helped by my elixir.

World domination requires craft and cunning, my dear. And a conspicuous absence of purple fur. :-)


wormsé - Apr 7, 2003 5:32 pm (#379 of 2955)

*Grabs some Fruit Punch from Gina* Hey, this stuff is pretty good.... ohhhhhhhhhh look!! My purple fur is going away!!! I can walk fast!!! Now, what about LJ? What are we going to do with him/her? We can't let him wander around infecting more people....


Alianora - Apr 7, 2003 8:55 pm (#380 of 2955)

* Alianora sees LJ*

Awww, how cute! What’s that? Some juice! Yay yay yay!

* Drinks Evil Purple Sloth Juice*

Yummy! What's this? Purple fur? Yay!

*bounce bounce bounce*

* Doctors drag her away*


Nine - Apr 7, 2003 10:23 pm (#381 of 2955)

Actually, the sloth juice isn't too dangerous. It counteracts the effects of...no! I wasn't telling them anything! Give me back my wand!


Ticker - Apr 8, 2003 1:14 am (#382 of 2955)

Has anyone seen The Santa Clause? Tommie, did Lime Jello come with a business card that had tiny writing on it?

I agree that the jello around here is a definite no-can-do. (gack - especially since it has calamari in it) I have discovered a safer way to eat - thanks to the Blast Ended Scooter (which, I might add, is never force-fed jello). I've been observing it closely. Even though I haven't figured out where it's mouth is, it seems to have a certain affinity to some of the garden plants. I have been living off of the same plants and don't seem to be much worse for the wear (except a small explosive flatulence problem). I hope to have this taken care of before the next group session, don't worry.

I'll keep you all posted. Meanwhile, good luck Nine on your research - looking forward to your next commitment as a patient to hear what you've learned. Ahhh, Gina - any luck with the wolfsbane potion?


Gina R Snape - Apr 8, 2003 1:42 am (#383 of 2955)

Wolfsbane potion? I'm working on it Ticker. But you still haven't told me who it's for. . .


Tommie - Apr 8, 2003 1:51 am (#384 of 2955)



prof sprout - Apr 8, 2003 1:53 am (#385 of 2955)

I wonder ...

Gina can I have some punch, thank you.

*gives some punch to LJ** **LJ starts to grow extra fingers, and some hair starts falling off**

Great potion I mean punch Gina. Did you learn from Snape, or did you teach him? Surprised)


dudley - Apr 8, 2003 2:00 am (#386 of 2955)

*quickly organises a party*

It’s my Birthday! Woohoo!

*jumps around*


Penny Lane. - Apr 8, 2003 2:03 am (#387 of 2955)

I have electricity again!!! Its Andy's Birthday... we should all go skinny dipping to celebrate!!!


dudley - Apr 8, 2003 2:09 am (#388 of 2955)

Skinny dipping? Why not!


Ticker - Apr 8, 2003 2:36 am (#389 of 2955)

Woo Hoo - wait - I'm transfiguring into a purple sloth first - if I can manage - Happy Birthday Andy!!!!!


Carina - Apr 8, 2003 2:39 am (#390 of 2955)

I've taken the liberty of decorating the rec room with purple and green balloons in honor of Andy's birthday. Who's in charge of distracting the staff so we can have a proper party? Gina, are you bringing the punch?


Gina R Snape - Apr 8, 2003 2:54 am (#391 of 2955)

Happy birthday Andy!!!!! Free punch for everyone!

I most certainly did not teach Potions to Snape. He has taught me, and continues to do so in his own way.


Cliff Hamaker - Apr 8, 2003 2:59 am (#392 of 2955)

*crawls out of his room*

Stupid drugs... put ME in bed again why don't they...

*hears that it is Andy's b-day*

Happy Birthday!!!

Anyone got any Pepperup Potion???


Gina R Snape - Apr 8, 2003 3:02 am (#393 of 2955)

Hmmm. Looks like you got the bug too, Cliff. Sorry to hear. It darn well knocked me out for over a week. I know Madame Pomfrey is around here somewhere.


Caitlin McCoy - Apr 8, 2003 7:44 am (#394 of 2955)

*locks the entire FF Ward staff into the observatory*

There! Now we can party! Whoo-hoo!


Gina R Snape - Apr 8, 2003 3:45 pm (#395 of 2955)

woo hoo! Only, do you think the part-timers should be allowed out to party with us?


wormsé - Apr 8, 2003 4:22 pm (#396 of 2955)

Happy Birthday Andy!!


Mordicus Egg - Apr 8, 2003 4:54 pm (#397 of 2955)

Where am I? Who am I?

Oh, wait. . .wait, it's coming back. Mordicus. I am Mordicus Egg --I had to read my bio screen to be sure. Last thing I remember was I was going through my rounds prior to the calamari addictions group, and Caitlin McCoy beaned me with a pitcher of butterbeer pudding. It was awful: shell cracked, albumen broken, my whites leaking out. Professor Sprout calling for orderlies. just before I lost consciousness, I'm sure I heard someone calling for Jello omelets.

Can't we all just get along?


Marie E. - Apr 8, 2003 7:00 pm (#398 of 2955)

Happy Birthday, Andy!! Did I miss all the festivities?


Nine - Apr 8, 2003 9:44 pm (#399 of 2955)

Happy Birthday, Andy! And I think that part-time staff who are also patients should be allowed, mostly because I just invited myself in.

Gina, do you think it would be too risky to put some of the purple sloth juice in the Wolfsbane potion? And I can't tell you who it's for. Most of my volunteers are only doing this under condition of anonymity, and some are giving me inside information on the battle with Voldemort, so I can't reveal their names.

Oh, and I've discovered something else interesting: all full-time staff members are addicted to a combination of butterbeer and calamari. Apparently it gives them some strange abilities and the delusion that calamari-laced Jello will return us to sanity instead of just knocking us unconscious or making us glow.


Gina R Snape - Apr 8, 2003 11:51 pm (#400 of 2955)

Fascinating findings, Nine. I thought butterbeer only affected house elves. Eeeeeenteresting. Y'know, I thought the crisps at lunch today tasted a little bit fishy too. I thought they were shrimp toast, but now I'm not so sure.

As for purple sloth juice in the wolfsbane...I think I know where you are going with this. But frankly, I *am* a Slytherin. I need to know who you are helping or at least how it will help me. There is a formula, but it's quite tricky and not what you might expect. A private laboratory consultation might be in order. Just don't come by before 8am. Severus does his workout then and he hates for people to see him in his workout clothes. But, oh, he looks so cute in his green sweatsuit.

Mordicus, welcome back! We missed you. btw, what ever happened to your client? The child who was so into Harry Potter? We're all in suspense.
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Marye Lupin - Apr 9, 2003 12:14 am (#401 of 2955)

The calamari is everywhere!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I haven't been on the forum since Thursday and it's amazing how much I have to catch up on...85 posts on this thread alone!)


Cliff Hamaker - Apr 9, 2003 1:15 am (#402 of 2955)

*joins Caitlin and the rest at the party*

So, what kind of refreshments we got here...? Pudding? Hmmm, just far enough away from Jello to be safe. But still strangely suspicious... Anybody have a test kit handy? Or better yet a wand? Dang, where did Denise S. run off to? Geez. Give a person a wand and they think they're a *wizard* or something....

*goes off in search of Denise S.*


Caitlin McCoy - Apr 9, 2003 1:24 am (#403 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 8, 2003 6:24 pm

OK, I did hit you with the pitcher Mr. Egg (you shouldn't be walking around in that orderly’s uniform, I can't stand those idiots) but I didn't suggest the jello. I think the Ministry along with Muggle chemical manufacturing companies are trying to find out what happens to wizards who get radiation poisoning...

*Goes off to cash in on as many free hugs from Andy she can get*


Madam Poppy - Apr 9, 2003 5:15 am (#404 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 8, 2003 10:16 pm

Nurse Pomfrey back here to check on the Patients. It's Easter Break here at Hogwarts and most of the students have gone home. I've been asked to organize a White Elephant BINGO game since the patients seem to be bored and have nothing to do. In order to play, you have to bring along a wrapped gift. It may be a new or used item.

Pick up a card and some markers and get ready to play B-I-N-G-O! Don't forget the FREE space in the middle.

OK, your first number is....B4


Istari Jones - Apr 9, 2003 11:16 am (#405 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 9, 2003 4:17 am

Before .....what?


Lenka - Apr 9, 2003 11:25 am (#406 of 2955)



That's not possible, is it?

*shrugs and walks away*


wormsé - Apr 9, 2003 4:03 pm (#407 of 2955)

OH OH OH!!! YES!! I have B4... What's the next one?


Mordicus Egg - Apr 9, 2003 4:54 pm (#408 of 2955)

Radiation poisoning? * GULP* That'll hard boil me, and give me a double yolk. Eeeek!

*Mordicus bedpan-surfs over the remains of the Jello, and slides headlong under a bed*


Madam Poppy - Apr 9, 2003 6:44 pm (#409 of 2955)

Your next number...I 29! You there..in the back....Dr. Sam, sit down and behave! You may not put Jello on your BINGO card, only the little wood markers.

And....here's O 66! Get ready for...N 41. And, cough, cough.... Is there someone else out there who would also like to call out the BINGO numbers? You have to be able to count up to 75.


dudley - Apr 9, 2003 7:10 pm (#410 of 2955)

Terribly sorry, I only have 10 fingers and 10 toes, counting more than that....well....you would have to be doing a maths degree or something!


Gina R Snape - Apr 9, 2003 8:45 pm (#411 of 2955)



Tommie - Apr 9, 2003 9:14 pm (#412 of 2955)



Penny Lane. - Apr 9, 2003 9:49 pm (#413 of 2955)



Tommie - Apr 9, 2003 10:25 pm (#414 of 2955)

Whoops, I meant BINGO WAS HIS NAME-O!


Penny Lane. - Apr 9, 2003 11:43 pm (#415 of 2955)

oh right! Well we could play S-N-A-P-E instead. It’s got 5 letters. And we could use some sort of potion ingredient instead of those little plastic circles!!!


Nine - Apr 10, 2003 1:02 am (#416 of 2955)


Gina, this experiment is in your best interest because...well, because, as I said, I have all sorts of inside information on the medicines they're trying to give us. And because I have some other interesting information about certain other interesting topics. And some of my patients are also regular patients, and if I can't make even normal Wolfsbane Potion, then we could have problems. You know you're not technically allowed to administer medicine to patients, because you have to be partial-staff to do so.


Tommie - Apr 10, 2003 1:03 am (#417 of 2955)

*is confused*


Gina R Snape - Apr 10, 2003 1:16 am (#418 of 2955)

hee hee. Penny Lane--I'll play Snape instead of Bingo. How do you play?

Nine, I'm not administering medicine. I'm only administering fruit punch and other Snape beverages. ;-) But, well, the passion and urgency of your argument have convinced me.

So, is everyone going crazy over the latest at the leaky cauldron? I'm so glad St. Mungo's is here because I'm going crazy myself with 10 weeks to go.


Tommie - Apr 10, 2003 1:27 am (#419 of 2955)

The employees have foolishly given me access to my website, which I have finished. Now I'm hyper and bouncing all over the walls (I didn't have any Mountain Dew OR Jello, honest!) and they can't catch me! Nyah na na na na!


Gina R Snape - Apr 10, 2003 2:20 am (#420 of 2955)

What is the URL to your website, Tommie?


Penny Lane. - Apr 10, 2003 2:45 am (#421 of 2955)

Oh my gosh Gina - i adore your pic. I have no idea how to actually play Snape - but if you look at "The neverending Story" I think I might have gotten pretty good at it... I assume the rules to the game that you were referring to would be just like BINGO - only with SNAPE at the top of the board... and little tiny pics of him, instead of those ugly tokens....

OOOh - could you imagine a Hogwarts Monopoly???


prof sprout - Apr 10, 2003 3:06 am (#422 of 2955)

I've been gone for a while. I'm sorry I missed your B-day Andy. Hogwarts Monopoly huh... just wait a couple of years and you can bet Parker brothers will come out with it. They have a racecar, starwars, stra trek. All sorts. I get to be the broomstick. Surprised)


dudley - Apr 10, 2003 3:08 am (#423 of 2955)

Just been discussing Hogwarts Cluedo (clue to you Americans)

I think it was Draco, with the candlestick, in the Great Hall.

You are wrong!

It was Dumbledore, with the sword, in the Gryffindor common room!

How cool would that be?


Tommie - Apr 10, 2003 3:10 am (#424 of 2955)


Firstly, love the pic. Smile. Though he doesn't seem too happy about the success of his product. Hmmm...

Secondly, if you click on my name/monkey then you'll see "Homepage: ..." and the link. Smile

To Prof. Sprout,

You can be the broomstick, but I'm the Bang Ended Scooter.


Alaria Relladrem - Apr 10, 2003 3:24 am (#425 of 2955)

Hello, we are Ana Morev and Alaria Relladrem. Alaria: Yeah, Ana's the boring one!
*Ana glares at Alaria*

Anyway, Ana has been diagnosed with Chronic Combination of Worlds Syndrome, Compulsive Re-reader Disorder, Admirer of Unlovable Characters Disorder, Giant Squid Dementia, House Elf Liberator/Protector Syndrome, Compulsive HP Personality Test Taker Disorder, and the list goes on from there!

Alaria has Chronic Combination of Worlds Syndrome, and is a Snape/Neville/Harry/Ron/Draco lover, in that order. Alaria refuses to accept that having five love interests is in any way odd. She believes that Snape is a vampire, Crookshanks is actually an unregistered animagus, Dumbledore is the Squid, and Voldemort is the father of both Lily and Snape. You may think it sounds like Ana's got a few more disorders than Alaria does, but you also have to consider that Alaria is a Somewhat Evil character, and thus has all sorts of complexes.

As for our author, Leigh Thompson, she has the Authors Letting Characters Speak For Them Syndrome, as well as being an Exceptionally Compulsive Author and having all of Ana's disorders (plus a few of Alaria's, but she'll kill us if we tell you which -- and she c'n do that, you know, being our author). Leigh claims writers often let their characters speak for them, it's part of what makes them writers! So she won't be speaking for herself a lot here. Leigh also claims that she would've gotten Hunter to join us, but is afraid he'd be mobbed by the Snape lovers, as Hunter resembles Snape somewhat.

Alaria *hotly*: But any TRUE Snape fan would notice the difference at once! Ana: No one asked you, Alaria!
*the two keep arguing loudly*

Oh, dear, while those two bicker, I suppose I'll have to tell you the rest. This is Leigh Thompson, by the way. As you can guess, none of us is ever expected to be released, regardless of our wonderful es- *ahem* -- VACATION plans, and we are all residents of Chronic Combiners of Worlds Ward, though we visit the Squid Dementia and Compulsive Re-reader Wards frequently.


Gina R Snape - Apr 10, 2003 3:24 am (#426 of 2955)

Nice, Tommie.

thanks for the compliment Tommie and Penny Lane. Snape is glaring down at those few deluded souls who are not yet drinking our product. That's why he looks that way.

Potter Monopoly? I want to be Snape's cauldron, or the Golden Snitch!


Ticker - Apr 10, 2003 3:26 am (#427 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 9, 2003 8:49 pm

Excellent games over here! But I think it was Malfoy Sr. with a bedpan in the owlery.

How 'bout Tri-Wizard Risk?

Personally, I only play games like Mr. Mouth (am I dating myself?), Go Fish, or Tic-Tac-Toe (& occasionally BINGO - but it's hard to focus that long). Whatever it was that landed me at St. Mungo's has taken the brain-waves right out of me. Wish I could remember what that event was. Do any of you remember why you were admitted in the first place?

BTW, love the party Dudley! (Hangs the disco ball she found in a garbage can full of jello from LJ who appears to be slowly traversing the ceiling tiles.)


Ticker - Apr 10, 2003 3:28 am (#428 of 2955)

Please don't make me diagram that last sentence!


Tommie - Apr 10, 2003 3:32 am (#429 of 2955)

*sobs* They took away Evil Blue Bunny Joe! And Evil Purple Sloth Lime Jello! And Pyro's Evil Pink Pony Bob! And Brandee Sue's Evil Yak Samara!


Ticker - Apr 10, 2003 3:46 am (#430 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 9, 2003 8:47 pm

It's OK Tommie - I'm sure they'll turn up around here somewhere.

Welcome Alaria, Ana & Leigh! And welcome back Mordicus! (lifts the tacky bedspread up & waves hello)

Cliff, wake up! Gina, I think he needs some Snaple!


dudley - Apr 10, 2003 3:48 am (#431 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 9, 2003 8:56 pm

I'm up for a game of Tri-Wizard Risk! I love that game!

A game you can play by yourself.... BattleSnitchs! E4! miss! F2! Kabooom! you've sunk my BattleSnitch!


Ticker - Apr 10, 2003 3:51 am (#432 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 9, 2003 8:56 pm

Sounds more like you caught a bludger Dudley! Watch out where you Battlesnitch - How about Snitch-tego? My quidditch captian takes your beater...


Tommie - Apr 10, 2003 3:53 am (#433 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 9, 2003 8:58 pm

No, No, Ticker...They took them away...you know who They are, right? No, They're not the employees. They're much, much worse...and They're coming for me next.


Ticker - Apr 10, 2003 3:58 am (#434 of 2955)

Are you getting enough katsup in your diet Tommie? You sound like you could use some natural mellowing agents...


Tommie - Apr 10, 2003 4:00 am (#435 of 2955)

*sees a shadow at the door* Eep! They're here! *is kidnapped by unseen forces*


Alaria Relladrem - Apr 10, 2003 4:34 am (#436 of 2955)

Leigh: *scratches head*

Ana: Uh-oh ... were THEY Dementors?

Alaria: Oh, no, probably worse.

Leigh: *looks confused*

Ana: Er ... Leigh, would you stop that, already?

Alaria *chanting*: Voldie, Voldie, Voldie, Voldie, Voldie!

Ana: Gracious, I hope he's not one of her new love interests! *shakes head and mutters to herself about weird Evil Characters.*

Alaria dances over to Leigh, singing "I know who you li-i-ike!"

*Leigh glares coldly at Alaria, then wanders off to meet the people in the Compulsive Re-reader Ward. Alaria goes to the World Domination Ward, and Ana, who is at this point getting VERY bored, goes to find the Activity Center.*


dudley - Apr 11, 2003 11:09 pm (#437 of 2955)

Thank the Lord! they let me out of the "AGGGGGGGHHHHHH THE FORUM ISNT WORKING!" ward! phew!


Carina - Apr 12, 2003 12:38 am (#438 of 2955)

And now I'm going to hole up in the "I JUST GOT THE COS DVD!" ward for the next few hours.

Yeah, dudley, I hated that ward too...


dudley - Apr 12, 2003 12:56 am (#439 of 2955)

I was a member of the "I watched COS 5 times in one day!" ward...till I got a warning for missing lectures!


Gina R Snape - Apr 12, 2003 2:44 am (#440 of 2955)

I too have been holed up in the "I JUST GOT THE CoS DVD!" ward for hours. I've actually only got my head just outside the door to briefly speak with you all while it's still running.

Glad the forum is back. That was a scary few hours!


dudley - Apr 12, 2003 3:42 am (#441 of 2955)

Hehe! Whenever I see Tom Riddle in COS, I say "I bought that guy a pint!" (he’s a friend of a friend)


Penny Lane. - Apr 12, 2003 4:05 am (#442 of 2955)

Heh - I've been in the "I Just got the CoS DvD Ward" as well, until I had to work... Unfortunately I can't use the DVD-ROM features, it won't work on my mac. GRRRR.....

I'm thinking that Voldemort Trap could be fun - you know, like mouse trap??? Or we could all get together and play TWISTER! I'll remake the board so we can have houses instead of colors. Right hand on Slytherin! Left foot on Ravenclaw!


dudley - Apr 12, 2003 5:43 am (#443 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 11, 2003 10:44 pm

Like Bill Hicks said, "It's an insane world, but I'm proud to be part of it".


Carina - Apr 12, 2003 6:44 am (#444 of 2955)

I was thinking about the old "Cootie" games where you pick body parts to make a little bug. We could do Blast Ended Skrewts... Skrewtie!


!!Pinky - Apr 12, 2003 2:03 pm (#445 of 2955)

Ticker - *laughs* "mellowing agents" *snort* You don't happen to live in Minnesota, do you? *thinks* Why is there a Garrison Keiler ward in St. Mungo's? Hmmmmm.....

I have just established a new ward. The "watch the JKR interview on the CoS DVD over and over and pick apart every word and look she gives."


Tommie - Apr 12, 2003 2:35 pm (#446 of 2955)

*would participate and go into Pinky's ward but is being held back by something*


!!Pinky - Apr 12, 2003 2:40 pm (#447 of 2955)

C'mon in, Tommie! She did drop at least one clue!


Tommie - Apr 12, 2003 2:46 pm (#448 of 2955)

*struggles* EEP! Pinky! They're coming for you next!


!!Pinky - Apr 12, 2003 2:54 pm (#449 of 2955)

They? *looks around... never sees "it" coming*


Tommie - Apr 12, 2003 3:02 pm (#450 of 2955)


Yes, They are the Super Sloths.

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Nine - Apr 12, 2003 3:12 pm (#451 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 12, 2003 8:14 am

Thanks, Gina. If you hadn't given it to me, I was going to have to "borrow" it indefinitely.

At the moment, I'm being re-diagnosed with "Personality Similar to an HP Character" disorder (I won't tell you which character) and "Rented the CoS DVD the day it came out" disorder in addition to my other "problems". Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go look for Peeves in the DVD. Or go swimming in my purple-fur cloak. Not sure which yet.


Gina R Snape - Apr 12, 2003 8:52 pm (#452 of 2955)

Oooh, I feel good today. After staying up way too late last night in the CoS DVD ward, Snape put on his green trainers and forced me to do yoga with him. If you think he's tough in Potions class, you don't want to do any kind of workout with him. I managed to be prised away for 2 hours and my head is indeed clearer now.

Nine, you are welcomed. But I expect to see results for my contribution. Wolfsbane don't come cheap.

Penny Lane, Voldemort Trap! might be fun. I'm just afraid it might be rigged so that only the one playing Harry gets to win. *shrugs shoulders*

Twister might be too dangerous with the twisted lot we've got in here. Screwtie might be fun for the younger among us. But I'm putting my money on Tri-Wizard Risk or Wizardopoly. But only if the pieces are enchanted. I want to see my soldiers marching and my hotels and railroads in action. :-)


Tommie - Apr 13, 2003 12:35 am (#453 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 12, 2003 5:35 pm

*is currently playing Twister with the Super Sloths* Danger? Puh. I laugh in the face of danger. BWAHAHAHA!


Tommie - Apr 13, 2003 4:44 am (#454 of 2955)

*is released from the Super Sloths and is moved into the "I can Fly!" ward*

It's my turn to fly!
I'll prove to you what's in my eyes
Bring us to victory
Our dreams become reality

It's my turn to Fly


Caitlin McCoy - Apr 13, 2003 5:45 pm (#455 of 2955)

*Grumbles* Stupid Muggle minimum wage part-time job...stupid Easter vacation...mom's at home...haveta sneak to the portkey...can't see my friends...can't play games... *Yells*


Marie E. - Apr 13, 2003 9:02 pm (#456 of 2955)

I have been asked to leave the CoS DVD ward for trying to read Dumbledore's journal that he left on his desk. Smile

(my husband called me "beyond obsessive". I told him he has no idea.Smile)

hey, I found a secret passage behind a tapestry. Wonder what's back here?


Tommie - Apr 13, 2003 9:13 pm (#457 of 2955)

NO! Don't go back there! It's...it's...the home of the Super Sloths!


Gina R Snape - Apr 13, 2003 10:33 pm (#458 of 2955)

Marie E. Did you find a DVD Easter Egg?

Tommie, dear. I think you need your anti-anxiety medication again.


PyroGrl - Apr 13, 2003 11:29 pm (#459 of 2955)

I think it's about time I put myself here. I'm in the "Crush on HP Actor ward". So far, I'm the only one in my division and rather lonely. Pass over some Snape, I'd like to try some. Smile


Marie E. - Apr 13, 2003 11:47 pm (#460 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 13, 2003 4:47 pm

(no Easter eggs yet! I'm watching the film again so I'll keep ya'll posted.Smile)


PyroGrl - Apr 13, 2003 11:55 pm (#461 of 2955)

I know there are many Snape fans, but they're in the AR/SS division. I'm the TF division. Smile


megfox - Apr 14, 2003 12:40 am (#462 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 13, 2003 5:41 pm

Except for the fact that it would be so wrong for me to have a crush on Tom Felton, I would join you.

Can SB (Sean Biggerstaff) crushees be admitted here? I think he's of legal age.

I cannot believe that it took me a month to post here!



PyroGrl - Apr 14, 2003 12:43 am (#463 of 2955)

Oh yes. There are many divisions all over the place. AR, TF, DR, RG, EW, SB, etc.

I think I'm ready to be moved soon. Tommie, they have taken Bob out of your care so that I may take care of him. I don't know what happened to Samara or Joe or Lime Jello. Sorry. :]


Denise S. - Apr 14, 2003 1:00 am (#464 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 13, 2003 6:09 pm

*staggers into the rec room* CAITLYN! CLIFF! *stops to catch her breath*

If you see an orderly walking around with a t-shirt with a squid that looks like Dumbledore holding lots of things in his tentacles, stay away from him! I was on the way to your room, Caitlyn, when I saw him. "Cool shirt," I said, and he started a conversation, and it was too late to escape before I found out that he was a spy! It seems like some of the hospital administrators have discovered our aversion to Jello and they wanted to do some undercover work to find out how to infiltrate our resistance!

He stupefied me and hauled me off to the boiler room where I was interrogated mercilessly for hours and offered nothing to eat but Jello. I'm tellin’ you, man, I about lost it. *sly grin* But I didn't lose it, no I didn't! Because the staff doesn't seem to know about our wands, Caitlyn and Cliff! I kept mine and was able to magick some food from the cafeteria.

I was able to keep my sanity (well, relative sanity), and after a while I noticed I was not alone in the boiler room--LJ was there! But he/she/it looked very strange...only clumps of purple hair were left, and instead of claws, he/she/it had five fingers.
LJ! I said, "How'd you get down here?" And then get this--he/she/it answered back!
The staff saw the effect of the potion and began to suspect who I really was. They put me down here to find out if I'm a spy or not...
A spy...cool. For who? LJ's eyes hardened into weathered pride.
For the powers that be...

Anyhow, with the help of what was left of LJ's purple hair and the use of my wand, we were able to escape. LJ is a lot less evil now that he/she/it's somewhere between sloth and...human, I think it is. And LJ has also sworn to help us in our membership drive for Jello-Eating Leaves Lunatics Oblivious (JELLO). (Currently four members, but I'm sure we won't have problems with recruitment)

*reflects* I should've known the guy with the shirt was a fake; I would've been the first to buy one if it was real.


Istari Jones - Apr 14, 2003 1:03 am (#465 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 13, 2003 6:07 pm

Meg! Welcome! It took you a month to post here? You mean, they had you... in solitary confinement? Many of us have our own padded rooms, but at least we could communicate freely with one another! (*Sobs tearfully...)Poor Meg!

Denise, your display of internal fortitude and ability to resist interrogation is a shining example of the integrity we have here at St. Mungo's. Keep us posted on LJ's mutations. By the way, will he need clothes? Maybe we can swipe that T-shirt for him...


Denise S. - Apr 14, 2003 1:12 am (#466 of 2955)

Istari, it is but the devotion for Dumbledore, the Mightiest of Squids! And my intense aversion to prolonged amounts of time in boiler rooms.


PyroGrl - Apr 14, 2003 1:17 am (#467 of 2955)

Boiler? What, need heat? -grins and sets some wood on fire- There.


Istari Jones - Apr 14, 2003 1:23 am (#468 of 2955)

Ahhh, Dumbledore! I fall to my knees at the sound of his name. A reverent hush descends over the hospital. A bright beam of sunlight falls on Denise's face while in the background a choir of angels sings quietly. She smiles benignly, despite the trials she has been through, pats me one the head, and walks serenely to her room, a long piece of toilet paper stuck to her foot, flapping briskly with every step she takes..........


Tommie - Apr 14, 2003 4:04 am (#469 of 2955)

Dear me. Here goes Pyro with her "I have pyrokinesis" again...


Denise S. - Apr 14, 2003 4:41 am (#470 of 2955)

And you, too, can share in the divineness by joining the Jello- Eating Leaves Lunatics Oblivious (JELLO) Awareness Society! Don't delay, sign up today!

*stares at Pyrogirl, stunned*
You...you aren't in leagues with the spy, are you? *backs away slowly, then runs down the hall for dear life, signaling danger with the white strip of toilet paper flapping in the wind*


Nine - Apr 14, 2003 4:19 pm (#471 of 2955)

I want to be divine! Sign me up! And no, Pyrogirl isn't in league with the spy, she's just been being given the wrong medicine. Apparently the staff is switching around the medicines to calm us down. It won't work, though.

By the way, if anyone needs sloth fur, I KNEW that this cape would be good for something, so come find me. I'm working in the Lycanthropy Ward and related wards and being a patient in the Giant Squid ward, if you're looking for me. But there is a password you'll need to get into the Lycanthropy wards, and for the next couple of days I just suggest you all stay away. It'll be safe again by the 18th.


Gina R Snape - Apr 14, 2003 5:27 pm (#472 of 2955)

Oh, my. I went into the Lycanthropy ward to assist Nine with the potion and looks what happens! Denise, we'll take care of you. Not to worry.

PyroGirl, welcome. *hands over a large glass of Snape iced tea. That should help matters a bit. New flavour. Let me know what you think. So, waterproof portable fires are your specialty? Wonderful! That might come in real handy at some point. Don't worry if you are alone in the TF ward. Trust me, if you even have a ward to belong in, then you definitely belong in here! Alas, he is way too young for me, but certainly a cutie for someone closer to his age. No matter, as I'm keeping good company with Snape. We're looking at expanding our product line. Anyone interested in bath oils?


PyroGrl - Apr 14, 2003 10:21 pm (#473 of 2955)

Er...well, they're not waterproof, unfortunately. (The fires, I mean.) *drinks some Snape Iced Tea*

Mmm...it's different. Thanks!

No, I'm NOT in league with the spies. You can trust me...just don't get me angry. I don't ALWAYS have control over my power...-grin-


Istari Jones - Apr 14, 2003 11:25 pm (#474 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 14, 2003 4:27 pm

Gina, can I be on the research committee for the bath oil product line.....please? Or maybe a taste-tester for the Diet Snape Cola line? Huh? Pretty please?


Marie E. - Apr 14, 2003 11:51 pm (#475 of 2955)

Tommie, don't be silly, there are no supersloths behind the tapestry. There is a lovely tunnel, however, which I have yet to explore.

Gina, does the Snape iced tea come with lemon flavor?

Pyro, I would join you in the TF ward, but that would just be too icky. Of course, I could sit him on my lap and pet his hair. No harm in that, right?

What? more medicine? NOOOOOOO!


PyroGrl - Apr 14, 2003 11:56 pm (#476 of 2955)

Supersloths? What on earth is my friend going on about now...


Gina R Snape - Apr 15, 2003 1:45 am (#477 of 2955)

Well, Istari. I'm happy to make you part of the taste testing squad. But we're staying away from the carbonated stuff for now.

I'll let you know when the bath oil is ready for testing for sure. Does St. Mungo's have a Prefect-style bath?

And, Maria. What's up with the special requests? No pineapple in the fruit punch. No lemon in the iced tea. Oy vey! Well, I think we can accommodate.


PyroGrl - Apr 15, 2003 1:55 am (#478 of 2955)

Ohh! I'll be part of the taste testing squad! I'll try out the bath oil! Really, I will!


Istari Jones - Apr 15, 2003 3:28 am (#479 of 2955)

Sorry, Pyro...I've got first dibs on the bath oil! ^_^


Gina R Snape - Apr 15, 2003 3:42 am (#480 of 2955)

Oh, funny. You two make it sound like you want to TASTE the bath oil! hee hee.

Sevvie and I don't mind multiple guinea pigs erm, I mean, testers. We're thinking of marketing scents like mandrake-juniper and rosemary-henbane. What do you think?


Istari Jones - Apr 15, 2003 3:48 am (#481 of 2955)

As long as it's not bubotuber pus and pumpkin juice!


rettoP yrraH - Apr 15, 2003 3:54 am (#482 of 2955)



Marie E. - Apr 15, 2003 5:25 am (#483 of 2955)

Maria? did you call me Maria? grrrrrr

And yes, I can be a bit high-maintenance. Sorry 'bout that.Smile I'll try to tone it down.


Lenka - Apr 15, 2003 11:27 am (#484 of 2955)

It always amuses me how people of completely different ages can talk like equals on here.

*goes back to the "random comment" ward*



Gina R Snape - Apr 15, 2003 4:35 pm (#485 of 2955)

hee. Sorry about the name Marie. Anyway, I'm just teasing you. It's all in good fun.


Caitlin McCoy - Apr 15, 2003 11:25 pm (#486 of 2955)

Well, thank you Denise, but I'm afraid that they found another way to lock me up in solitary confinement.

Apparently, it's against the rules for patients to start dating and well...I got caught by my psychologist, it seems that I have been too happy lately and they hypnotized me to find out why. But they didn't get his name so if you know who I'm talking about don't answer any questions about either of us!!!


Tommie - Apr 16, 2003 12:04 am (#487 of 2955)

*growls* Psychologists are always suspicious when you're happy.

I may know, Caitlin...But my lips are sealed! *zips up lips and tosses away key*


Cliff Hamaker - Apr 16, 2003 2:19 am (#488 of 2955)

*wakes up* Dang, I think I lost a couple days there... stupid jello...

Well, time to take over the world... Anyone got Voldy's number?


Slytherin Prefect - Apr 16, 2003 6:27 am (#489 of 2955)

My name is Joshua. At least that's what they tell me in the front lobby when I try to get my wand back. You see, they say I'm a brand of crazy which they had to invent a whole new ward of the hospital for.

Only because I allow them to believe this. I find it makes it easier to rule over all when all is content.

For I am the Slytherin Prefect, and I am Saint Mungo's. The world you see before you, it is mine. Those who are content with the illusion of the world before you shall find happiness in my tyrannical hold. Those who reject the paradise I have given you will find nothing but fear and pain at my heel.

Make way for the heir of Slytherin! Seriously evil wizard coming through!


Sly Girl - Apr 16, 2003 7:22 am (#490 of 2955)

Ahem. Someone's been repeating the Slytherin motto too often....

Actually, you guys better do what he says. He's a wicked Prefect.


Istari Jones - Apr 16, 2003 1:58 pm (#491 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 16, 2003 7:04 am

(*Tsk, tsk* Rolls eyes heavenward. Great...another Dr. Evil! Wearing my flashing neon "I'm with Stupid" T-shirt I walk up to stand beside SP, the point of the arrow pointing directly at him.)

Hey! Aren't you the guy we were all talking about on the Things never to do or say to ...whoever it was thread? *Scratches head in puzzlement*..."What was your name again? Voldentort? Voldenpork? Moldendork? Anyway..." *Points to SP's foot.* "You have toilet paper stuck to your foot. Do you need a flying bedpan? How are you at ballroom dancing? Do you have a dress? We can put you in the Megalomaniac Room with the creepy pale guy with the red eyes and slit like nose. Welcome to St. Mungo's, where everyone's happy, or else. Have some Jello."


Kip Carter - Apr 16, 2003 2:18 pm (#492 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 16, 2003 7:19 am

Josh, it has been too, too, long between hearing you roll out your introduction of "Make way for the heir of Slytherin! Seriously evil wizard coming through!"

Now that I am down on my knees, can I get up? Being that I have not done this lately, I am out of practice.

I see you are back in your normal executive ward complete with all the nice things from home including that exclusive green jacket that you wear with the sleeves crossing over behind your back. How do you brush your teeth?


Istari Jones - Apr 16, 2003 9:55 pm (#493 of 2955)

Hey Kip! Maybe SP wants to join the Gnarly Vampire Biker Club! We need some fresh blood...uhh, new members. Here's a flying bedpan for you to help you up off your knees...(Hands Kip a gold plated flying bedpan...)


Ticker - Apr 16, 2003 10:59 pm (#494 of 2955)

I could use one of those bedpans please. I hid under my bed while World Crossing was down - amazing things you can find under there, by the way. When I came out I felt compelled to kneel in awe (sorry Josh, as much as I appreciate your tyrannical reign - not for you) for The Giant Squid. I've been lost in my ponderings of his greatness & now I find my knees won't unbend. Coulda been a leg-locker from the "near" angel I saw wearing the squid t-shirt. Whatever the case, please send me a bed-pan right away.


Tommie - Apr 16, 2003 11:19 pm (#495 of 2955)



Cliff Hamaker - Apr 17, 2003 1:09 am (#496 of 2955)

*laughing at SP* You're so funny!

No, really. That was hilarious. You being in charge... Classic! Wink


Gina R Snape - Apr 17, 2003 1:30 am (#497 of 2955)

hee hee. Funny, Slytherin Prefect. You in charge? Why don't you settle in and have a Snape fruit punch. It'll make you feel better. It's seriously evil. Oooh! Maybe that should be our new slogan. Nah. Evilly delicious? Deliciously evil?

*shuffles back into the Snape ward muttering to myself*

*comes running back out* NINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you there? The full moon is out!!!!!!!!! How's the wolfsbane working in the lycanthropy ward? I don't hear anything. . . yet.


Istari Jones - Apr 17, 2003 3:02 am (#498 of 2955)

Sure, Ticker, here's a bedpan. Sorry, I'm out of gold ones. Is silver OK? Unless silver gives you an allergic reaction during this full moon.... These extra deep bedpans are pretty nice. They'll hold about 3 bottles of Snape fruit punch in a lot of ice. Makes for rather cold riding around on them, though. "Evilly delicious"...I like that one!

Now folks, we need to ease up on SP a bit. We can let him THINK he's in charge for a little while. If the staff have any complaints about our food fights again we'll refer them to SP. Wink

Hey, Nine, do you need help in the lycanthrophy ward? Let me know!


Slytherin Prefect - Apr 17, 2003 3:35 am (#499 of 2955)

No need, Istari. Every good ruler knows that sometime during his reign, and if he has a true iron hand, frequently during his reign, he will have to deal with malcontents and uprisings.

It's just the way peasants are.

That being said, the mighty Slytherin Prefect shall not forget your choice to stand in his defense. When the mighty Slytherin Prefect finally has his wand back (though I could take it back at any time... it's just that not having it amuses me), and I am out of here, and ruling the world, I shall give you the grand position of the wizard who brings the overlord his pudding cups.

Make way for the Heir of Slytherin!


Istari Jones - Apr 17, 2003 3:39 am (#500 of 2955)

All Hail the mighty Slytherin prefect! All Hail... Hey ! I'm Post 500!!!

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Tommie - Apr 17, 2003 3:44 am (#501 of 2955)

Quote from Sam in the chatroom a long time ago: "She has yet to experience Slytherin Prefect!" (referring to me.) Hmm...Lots of people hold you in high regard, SP. Smile


Istari Jones - Apr 17, 2003 3:49 am (#502 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 16, 2003 8:50 pm

(Sorry, got carried away a bit...)

Me? A Malcontent? WOW! I thought I was just a pain in the backside! Hey, I like that Grand Wizard of Pudding Cups title! Yummy, chocolate!

So, SP, wanna join our Gnarly Vampire Biker Club? We have jackets! Now all we need are a couple of motorcycles...Hmmm, Hogwarts, Hogsmeade, Harley Hogs...oooh! Wonder if St. Mungo's will fit a couple of them there Hogs into their budget for our activities department?


Tommie - Apr 17, 2003 3:52 am (#503 of 2955)

Oooh...do the jackets come free?


Slytherin Prefect - Apr 17, 2003 4:01 am (#504 of 2955)

While the great Slytherin Prefect understands man's need for companionship, clubs, biking, and sinking your undead fangs into people's necks, I must decline your invitation to join your club.

*the prefect goes back to staring into his mirror, divining the future*


Marie E. - Apr 17, 2003 4:09 am (#505 of 2955)

*pats Josh on the head and has another sip of Snape iced tea*


Denise S. - Apr 17, 2003 4:22 am (#506 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 16, 2003 9:22 pm

*thinks SP has had waaay too much Jello* To SP: "You happen to want to join JELLO, would you? There are, uh...administrative positions that I'm sure could...assist in gaining various forms of power in the process."

LJ: "I would be able to weave you a purple coat from what's left of my fur...it goes well with green." *hair falls onto floor*

Me: LJ, you gotta make sure the nurses don't find that. *goes back wandering the halls to find a proper ward*


Slytherin Prefect - Apr 17, 2003 5:25 am (#507 of 2955)

Jello? Quite a filthy muggle word, isn't it? Those of us with proper blood... er... upbringing would use the phrase "gelatin dessert snack."

Besides, wouldn't want to be caught with Jello when the Misuse of Muggle Artifacts Office comes raiding your padded room, and they will.....


Istari Jones - Apr 17, 2003 11:42 am (#508 of 2955)

Tommie: Hmmm, well, there is a nominal fee for the jackets because of all the embroidery. Maybe we could have a yard sale to raise money to help defray the costs. Anybody want to donate things to the yard sale? I have a few bedpans someone may want to buy...

Gee SP, even though Jello is a muggle word, it rhymes so very well with other words for incantations. You know, like

Have a bowl of Mellow Jello,

Turn this stupid fat rat yellow.

Somehow "Have a bowl of gelatin dessert snack,

Turn this stupid fat rat yellow",..... well,... it just loses something, ya know?


!!Pinky - Apr 17, 2003 1:00 pm (#509 of 2955)

How about: "Have a bowl of gelatin dessert snack, And turn this rat yellow with a mighty smack."


Lenka - Apr 17, 2003 4:59 pm (#510 of 2955)

Wait a sec... is LJ the same thing as The Evil Purple Sloth? Then why is it called jello? What does jello have in common with a sloth? *walks off confused*



Ticker - Apr 17, 2003 5:39 pm (#511 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 17, 2003 10:48 am

Thanks Istari for the bedpan - silver is fine for me - but speaking of silver, where's Nine?!?!?!?!?

Denise S. sign me up for the JELLO Awareness Society! I've switched my diet to Snape Iced Tea & crackers (had to quit the Blast-Ended Scooter diet). Anyway, I like the cause.

Here's some not-so-good rhymes to help you enjoy your stay here at St Mungo's:

Watch out for the gelatin desert snack

And don't visit the Lycanthropy Ward unchecked

Humor the staff if you want your wand back

Make way for the seriously evil Prefect


Jello mello the fellow bellows

Well-o, hello welcome to St. Mungo's


(Oh no! They're dragging me away now....)


Ticker - Apr 17, 2003 5:45 pm (#512 of 2955)

Ellen - Tommie named her evil purple sloth Lime Jello (LJ) - but that really doesn't make things less confusing does it?


Gina R Snape - Apr 17, 2003 6:03 pm (#513 of 2955)

Eh, who cares about the Misuse of Muggle Artifacts when you've got strobing, charmed, calamari-disguised Lime Jello?!?!

So, anybody know what happened to Nine? Y'know, I'm beginning to suspect it was she who needed the Wolfsbane potion. . .

Hey, everyone. Don't tell SP, but the wand he thinks he can get back at any time was swapped with one from Fred and George.


!!Pinky - Apr 17, 2003 6:47 pm (#514 of 2955)

I thought their names were Gred and Forge.

* slips a canary cream into LJ's food just to see what will happen*


Ari - Apr 17, 2003 7:00 pm (#515 of 2955)

Hi guys” *waves shyly from the Lobby.* “My husband just had me committed here. Bad, bad man! He is in league with “She-who-shall- not be named” (and you thought Voldy was bad!) and found out I was secretly growing Mandrakes under “growing lights” in the Dungeons. Once grown ,I planned to toss one and solve all our problems with one loud Mandrake scream. Alas, it shalt not be. I am a little confused, as I have no idea what ward they’ll put me in. May I bunk with you, Slytherin Prefect ? I missed your sense of humor on the regular forum. But now that I know where you have been hiding all the while.... And Gina, may I please have some of your Iced Tea? With Lemon, please. It may take me a while to get used to my new surroundings, so please be patient with me. Oh, and I greatly dislike Jello. I only ingest Gelatin in the form of Gummy bears.


Tommie - Apr 17, 2003 11:28 pm (#516 of 2955)

*pats Lime Jello on the head* Yes, my Evil Purple Sloth...EAT THE FOOD! Oh, no, that's NOT a Canary Cream, I swear it! I...mphdd *turns into a canary*


Istari Jones - Apr 17, 2003 11:50 pm (#517 of 2955)

Hi, Ari! Don't be shy! Come on in! Wanna donate to a yard sale?

Gina, are you saying SP's wand will change into a haddock?

Hey, Ticker, where IS Nine? Anyone see her? Maybe she'll turn up after the full moon, although, ...it has been pretty quiet there in the Lycantrophy Ward...Did they escape?

Love the poems, by the way. I still think "gelatin desert snack" is just too cumbersome. Is there a Latin equivalent?


Gina R Snape - Apr 18, 2003 12:37 am (#518 of 2955)

Well, Istari. I'm not sure what his wand will turn into. I'm fairly certain it won't become a giant squid, though.


!!Pinky - Apr 18, 2003 12:48 am (#519 of 2955)

I personally prefer for my wands to turn into rubber chickens. BRRRRAAAAAWWWWWWK!


Ticker - Apr 18, 2003 1:17 am (#520 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 17, 2003 6:18 pm

(waves back at Ari on the balcony) Hellooooo! (assumes the balcony is very high)

Hmmmmmmm... gummy bears..... what's the consensus - are they untampered with? You may think I'm paranoid Ari, but one begins to think strangely the longer one stays here.

Ummy, yummy, gummy bears

Better than the usual fare

stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it


Carina - Apr 18, 2003 6:17 am (#521 of 2955)

mmmm....gummy bears...


Ticker - Apr 18, 2003 2:25 pm (#522 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 18, 2003 7:27 am

Hey guys - I hope you get this message. I've managed to take over the kitchen for a party I'm throwing. LJ & the Scooter are already in here. We're having home-made ice-cream, brownies, potato chips, tomatoes, & Snape beverages for everyone. I'm afraid it will be a little tricky getting in since I had to lock the doors - and by the sound of it, there are still some angry staff members banging on them. I've cranked up the Weird Sisters and LJ snagged the disco ball so unless you stand by the door, you can't even hear them.

I can assure you, there are many ways to get in open to the resourceful - the second floor potato peelings shoot is clear last I looked. Plus, think of what we can do with the jello - I'm sure there's a staff refrigerator in here somewhere...

(Wanders over to the side door & hears Madam Pomfrey) No I'm not interested in coming out for a little R&R - but hey, thanks for the pickles! I'll put them by the tomatoes & chips & other foods I'm craving. ;-)

Hope to see you crazy party animals soon! And by the way Pinky - I have reserved a large platter for your Canary Creams.


Gina R Snape - Apr 18, 2003 3:27 pm (#523 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 18, 2003 8:27 am

I am *so* there, Ticker!! Say, is it possible to simply apparate in St. Mungo's? That would be the easiest. Let's see. *pop*

*pop* That was easy! Can everyone do that? Be careful, though. I almost landed in the potato chips.


kimiraikkonen - Apr 18, 2003 3:59 pm (#524 of 2955)

I know I sound very stupid, but what is this thread about? Everyone is talking about it in other threads and the chat room and I have no idea what this is.


Lenka - Apr 18, 2003 4:20 pm (#525 of 2955)

Um... this thread is for the patients/staff at St. Mungo's. We basically run around the hospital with our mascot Lime Jello (LJ) the Purple Sloth and do all sorts of crazy things such as drinking "Snape" ice tea and eating radioactive glowing green jello. If you ever feel like your brain had been extracted from your body, come here. It's fun!



!!Pinky - Apr 18, 2003 4:54 pm (#526 of 2955)

I'm a little scared of apparating, so I think I'll eat a canary cream then try flying through a window to get to the party. Can somebody open a window please?


Ticker - Apr 18, 2003 5:20 pm (#527 of 2955)

I'll open the South East window for you Pinky - exactly how big of canary should I be expecting - regular sized or person sized?

Welcome Gina! You understand why I'm avoiding the ashwinder eggshell powder - though the punch looks fabulous! (Grabs another Iced Tea) So whatcha put in this one - or should I ask?

By the way, I did charm the room so only patients can apparate here with clothing on. Nine & Mordicus - make sure you apparate from your part-time Wards without your staff badges.

Come on over to the party Kimiraikkonen! It may be the only time your food won't be laced with sedatives (or something).

Ellen - bring Gred & Forge if you can!

Psssst... what should we do with this closet full of jello?


!!Pinky - Apr 18, 2003 6:01 pm (#528 of 2955)

* tweet, tweet* *flies into the room through the window, molts, and is Pinky again*

I brought loads of canary creams for everyone! Thanks for the platter to put them on.


Nine - Apr 18, 2003 6:09 pm (#529 of 2955)

*Sweeps in from nowhere wearing my purple fur cloak*

Hi, guys! Sorry if I worried you, they had me on-call 24 hours a day for the last couple days in the Lycanthropy Ward. But the moon is not full anymore, so I've come back. In case anyone's wondering, I've managed to improve Wolfsbane Potion so that a werewolf only needs to take it once, but it has some odd side effects. Update on the staff: they're trying to figure out how to brainwash any part-time staff members, so those of us working part-time, watch out for the whipped cream.

Hello, SP. Do NOT try the Jello, in fact, don't try anything that you don't see us making, because the staff is more twisted than you are.

*Goes to enjoy the party by turning into a purple-caped canary.*


Gina R Snape - Apr 18, 2003 6:38 pm (#530 of 2955)

Fascinating, Nine. What are the side effects? Maybe Snape and I can work on a way to fix that.

Glad to hear you are ok.


Istari Jones - Apr 18, 2003 8:25 pm (#531 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 18, 2003 1:26 pm

Read the first few posts, Kimiraikkonen, and if you feel you've met some soul mates you will know you're in the right place! Welcome! As Activities Director let me be the first to offer you a flying bedpan. Here, hop on! Now, kick up and hover for a few minutes...very good! Don't do a Neville and let it go out of control...Very, very good! (Flies over to the open window) Let's go to Ticker's party! I hope she's not having calamari...

Welcome back Nine! Tell us more about the Wolfsbane potion...What's the whipped cream for, or is that a secret ingredient?


Ari - Apr 18, 2003 10:04 pm (#532 of 2955)

I could never say no to a party ! Thanks for the invitation Ticker. So,...I'll just eat one of those Canary creams and fly down the potato peeling shoot. I still have a bag of Sour Gummy Bears and I am willing to share! And I love brownies! Thanks for the welcome by the way. Oh, and Gina, I kind of missed you also (on the regular forum). Well, I am sure glad I finally landed here! Can someone please pass the chips?


Gina R Snape - Apr 18, 2003 10:23 pm (#533 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 18, 2003 3:24 pm

Thanks Ari.

I'm still posting a bit on the regular forum. (On occasion the staff will lend me my wand and let me out to the other side). But I've exhausted pretty much all the threads I'm really interested in. Just dying for June 21st at this point! So I come here and play when I can.


Gina R Snape - Apr 18, 2003 11:27 pm (#534 of 2955)

Hi again. Ticker, I just saw on the regular forum the reason for your party. Congratulations!!!!!!!

How's about an Expecto Nonexpectorum charm so you don't get morning sickness. And, Snape and I will happily brew up a special potion for you and the little one especially good for increasing nutritional absorption and uterine levitation to decrease pressure on the bladder and other organs (for those later months!). :-) The fruit punch, by the way, is perfectly safe during pregnancy. But I'd stay away from the jello if I were you.


!!Pinky - Apr 18, 2003 11:40 pm (#535 of 2955)

Maybe you'd better stay away from the canary creams too. I'm not sure what effect they'd have on your little one.


Ticker - Apr 19, 2003 4:29 am (#536 of 2955)

Thanks Gina - MUCH appreciated!

Um, well Pinky, I already tried the Canary Creams - fortunately I switched back just before I had this incredible urge to lay an egg.

*Ducks the flying bedpans & waves "hi" to Istari & Kimiraikkonen - then starts to tear-up - nothing unusual these days) Istari - I c-c-could n-never serve C-c-calamari..... Wanders away stroking her DIGS Pin.*

*Disco's over to Ari & Nine.* Glad you could make it! I LOVE the Gummi Bears! Nine have you figured out what your purple fur cloak does? I can see that invisibility is NOT one of it's options.

Ooooooohhh! Look what I found behind door number three! Recipie potions! (Is that redundant?) Wonder what would happen if I just take out a few objectionable ingredients & replace them with something a bit more fun.....hmmmmm......lunch will never be the same!


Marie E. - Apr 19, 2003 4:53 am (#537 of 2955)

Ya-hoo! A party! I love a party!!

*hands Ticker a peanut butter and pickle sandwich*

Trust me, you'll crave these soon. Congratulations!


Alaria Relladrem - Apr 19, 2003 5:09 am (#538 of 2955)

Alaria: Hello, everyone! Leigh is being VERY boring. Well, I'm not sure WHERE she is, but I CAN hear her snoring! So Ana and I decided to come see what you lot were up to.

Ana: Cool DIGS pin, can I have one?

Leigh: *snores*

Alaria: Oh, by the way, I learned a useful spell. *points wand at Snape Iced Tea* Duplicatus! *There are now TWO Iced Teas*

Leigh: *wakes up* That's odd. What am I doing in the Lycanthropy ward? Hmmm, good thing the moon's not full anymore ...


Slytherin Prefect - Apr 19, 2003 7:57 am (#539 of 2955)

*the orderly comes into SP's room with the day's menu*

Ah, Serving Wench, so very good to see you. It's so hard for a supreme overlord to get good help these days.

“The name's Hermelda. Eat your pudding before it gets cold.”

*the orderly leaves the room*

Ah... The pudding. Indeed, the pudding is wherein lies power, and with power, more power, and with that power, omnipotence.

*SP chews his poorly steamed vegetables*

I shall create a magical potion, one that shall make even the strongest-minded wizard bow to my whims. And I shall hide it in pudding, like this tapioca cup I hold in my hand...

*SP crushes the tapioca cup in his iron fist*

And then, I shall take my well-fed army, and march straight for the ministry of magic! Serving wench! Bring me more pudding!!!!


Istari Jones - Apr 19, 2003 12:47 pm (#540 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 19, 2003 5:56 am

Hermelda: Oh Grand Wizard of Pudding Snacks! SP is doing it again...

Me: (Groans loudly) Not again! Why does he have to do this in the middle of a really great party? (Maternally pats Ticker on the head...) Now, now dear, don't cry...it's just those crazy hormones. It's OK! Once you get out of that first trimester things will be better, I promise! See you in a bit, all...need to go talk to His Highness...

(Mixes powerful chocolate tasting laxative into his chocolate pudding and knocks on SP's door)

SP: Ahhh! Serving Wench! Feed me my pudding as befitting a god!

Me: (rolls eyes and bows sycophantically to SP): Aye, Sire, I shall gladly giveth to thee as thouest thinkest I musteth, as wherein this pudding lies the power (smirks Snape-like and feeds said pudding potion to SP, then locks SP in bathroom and hands Hermelda the key) Now, back to the party!


Nine - Apr 19, 2003 2:52 pm (#541 of 2955)

Congratulations, Ticker!

Gina, the side effects of the new Wolfsbane Potion include increased sensitivity to silver. That, and strong craving for Jello when in human form. That was what worried me most.

I'm still trying to figure out exactly WHAT they're using the whipped cream for. I think they're trying to brainwash us (like SP is doing), but all I know is that I'm going to try to watch everything they try to feed us for the next few days. My cloak seems to neutralize many Jello symptoms, but LJ would know more about what it can do than I would. It's his fur.

*eats another Canary Cream* At least you know what these--*turns into a Canary again*


Denise S. - Apr 19, 2003 5:54 pm (#542 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 19, 2003 10:56 am

*scoffs at SP* "Gelatin dessert snack"? I use JELLO (Jello-Eating Leaves Lunatics Oblivious) because if I didn't, that would be "Gelatin Eating Leaves All The Insane Needing Dessert and Edible Snacks Stupefied and Entombed Right There in the Snares of the Necromantic and Abusive Conspiracy of Keepers," and that, my demented friend, is simply too long and rather hard to memorize.


Ticker - Apr 19, 2003 6:31 pm (#543 of 2955)

Uh, thanks Marie. I really do appreciate the sentiments. (takes the peanut butter & pickle sandwich & runs for one of Istari's bedpans)

*Makes mental note to self to ask if Istari would prefer to be called GWPS. And a second mental note not to eat chocolate pudding from the Activities Director.*

Welcome Ana & Alaria! Would you like a peanut butter & pickle sandwich? Ana, talk with Denise S. about getting a DIGS pin - I think she can hook you up.

*Walks over to a canary with a purple cloak who she assumes is Nine*

While we still have access to the kitchen, you might consider making your own stash of whipped cream. Now that you mention it, I don't remember LJ actually eating any jello.

*Pats a mangy looking LJ on the head.*

Hopefully he or she will be able to speak with us soon.

Wow, Denise! GELATIN DESSERT SNACK (snort, snort, chuckle) That's great! You're right though - don't sign me up, I'll never remember!


Denise S. - Apr 20, 2003 12:27 am (#544 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 19, 2003 5:27 pm

*Goes around the party recruiting for JELLO*

Show your support for the freedom to be as obsessive as we want! Stay away from the Jello!

*looks for any takers*

*takes LJ by his/her/it’s mostly hairless hand and holds it/her/him up to the general crowd*

We even have a mascot! Join now while you still have your mental capabilities!


megfox - Apr 20, 2003 1:06 am (#545 of 2955)


Where'd everybody go?


*finds crumpled invitation on the floor*

Ticker's announcement gala is planned for tonight - Bring your favorite HP crazed friend - and stay away from the glowing Jello

Now, if I only had the Marauders' Map to figure out what room they've locked themselves into...

*wanders to the next empty forum*

Man, am I bored...wonder what this does... *picks up twisted looking rubber chicken*



Istari Jones - Apr 20, 2003 1:09 am (#546 of 2955)

I am pleased to announce that the Activities Department has acquired a button maker kit for St. Mungo's. With it we will be able to make DIGS buttons, JELLO buttons, SIDBDC buttons, GELATIN DESSERT SNACK buttons (oops! might need two buttons for that one!) So, Anyone want the job?

Denise S...Wow! What a mouthfull! Sign me up for JELLO instead. Poor LJ! With his fur having jello-repulsing capabilities we may have to sign him up as an endangered species! So, we can also make Protect LJ butons, also!


Penny Lane. - Apr 20, 2003 2:26 am (#547 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 19, 2003 7:27 pm

It’s that time again! Time for another Alan Rickman night! Everyone is invited to my room for popcorn, Every Flavor Bertie Botts Beans, and whatever snacks that you bring to share. You can find me and my DVD player with the [now] complete collection in the - "I really shouldn't be wasting time thinking about Harry Potter when I have Exams to Study for" ward.

Yay! Buttons! I Love Buttons!


Alaria Relladrem - Apr 20, 2003 5:13 am (#548 of 2955)

Alaria: Yay! I LOVE Alan Rickman!

Leigh: Me too! AND I love ... *blushes* Er, I mean ... oh, never mind!

*Alaria and Leigh skip happily to the "I really shouldn't be wasting time thinking about Harry Potter when I have Exams to Study for" ward, where Leigh will probably be staying for a while now, as she has finals in two weeks*

Ana: *sighs and follows Leigh*


Marie E. - Apr 20, 2003 5:36 am (#549 of 2955)

Yay! Another Alan Rickman night!

*grabs a bag of popcorn and her purple fuzzy slippers*


Istari Jones - Apr 20, 2003 2:21 pm (#550 of 2955)

Rushes to Penny's room on the "IRSBWTTAHPWIHETSF" ward. Whew! Man, we need to give these wards shorter names.....
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Denise S. - Apr 20, 2003 2:56 pm (#551 of 2955)

What does "IRSBWTTAHPWIHETST" stand for? And SIDBDC while I'm at it, too.


Nine - Apr 20, 2003 4:25 pm (#552 of 2955)

Yes, the ex-canary is me. By the way, someone mentioned that Alan Rickman is in a Robin Hood film a while back. Which film, out of curiosity?

I'm working on the whipped cream. I'll avoid the film festival room. I've got more research to do on the food that the staff is giving us and on werewolves and Wolfsbane Potion.


Penny Lane. - Apr 20, 2003 5:47 pm (#553 of 2955)

Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves.


Slytherin Prefect - Apr 20, 2003 7:28 pm (#554 of 2955)

That's my wife, Crone!

...And call off Christmas.

You, my room. Ten o'clock. You, ten thirty. Bring a friend...

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves WAS Alan Rickman's movie. ^_^


Istari Jones - Apr 20, 2003 8:47 pm (#555 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 20, 2003 1:48 pm

Hey, Denise, it's in posts #547 and 548. It's an acronym for "I really shouldn't be wasting time thinking about Harry Potter when I have exams to study for" ward. It's a bit of a mouthful.

Yeah, AR was in that film with that other guy....you know, the one who played Robin Hood.


Istari Jones - Apr 21, 2003 2:59 am (#556 of 2955)

SIDBDC stands for "Snape in Drag” Ballroom Dancing Competitions you know, with the vulture hat and everything.

SP, wasn't that 10:30 and 10:45? Regardless, that was the funniest line in the entire movie...not that we're talking about movies or actors on this thread...really, Kip...we're not...we're know we're not allowed to...(Sips more Snape Iced Tea and hides bowl of popcorn behind back).


!!Pinky - Apr 21, 2003 4:06 am (#557 of 2955)

I think we'd better establish a new ward, Istari. The Trying To Get Away With Stuff Without Getting Kippendoed Ward (TTTGAWSWGK).


Carina - Apr 21, 2003 4:34 am (#558 of 2955)

That's the beauty of this particular thread... if we step out of line, we can plead insanity!


rettoP yrraH - Apr 21, 2003 5:00 am (#559 of 2955)

*:stomps in** I'M STILL THE HEAD DOCTOR HERE!!!!!! So what if my vacation got in the way! <>


Istari Jones - Apr 21, 2003 12:09 pm (#560 of 2955)

Hey, I gotta see that! Parting the Red Sea of Jello! Towering walls of red gelatin dessert snack quivering and wiggling on either side while Dr. yrraH bravely walk thru the narrow corridor to freedom from St. Mungo's on the other side (shudders violently) Now that's scary! (Hmmm, how many boxes will it take to do the lake around Hogwarts? Is that how Voldemort has planned to attack Dumbledore? Will it take him 40 years for the jello to set? Is there no end to the evil planned for our heroes? Tune in next Bat-time...oops, sorry got carried away just a bit...)

(Winks at Pinky and Carina ^_^)


PyroGrl - Apr 21, 2003 7:34 pm (#561 of 2955)

Hey, guys! Look at this! I was searching in Snape's office, and I found some sucked-on lemons in a bag marked "Lunch."

Might have known...


Gina R Snape - Apr 21, 2003 8:29 pm (#562 of 2955)

*gasp* PyroGrl! Did Snape know you were searching in his office? I hope for your sake he was okay with it, or I don't know what might happen to you.

And, yes, my darling Severus loves his lemons. He squeezes them onto everything. Isn't he the cutest?

Nine, I am not sure what to do about sensitivity towards silver. I do wear a lot of silver jewelry myself. That might be of some considerable concern when I visit the Lycanthropy ward. I'd hate to think I could never see my dear friend Lupin again.


PyroGrl - Apr 21, 2003 8:37 pm (#563 of 2955)

Er...no, he didn't know. Don't tell him, though...I want to live, thanks.

Whoops, he heard me. I'll be running now...


Caitlin McCoy - Apr 21, 2003 9:16 pm (#564 of 2955)

*Waves from the abysmal hell called a part-time minimum wage retail job*


Nine - Apr 21, 2003 9:16 pm (#565 of 2955)

Who said Lupin was in here? *attempting to look as if I didn't drop any hints*

PyroGrl, you can hide in here. Snape doesn't like going into the Lycanthropy ward.


Denise S. - Apr 21, 2003 10:31 pm (#566 of 2955)

Hi Dr. yrraH! Hey, wanna join JELLO? It sounds like you'd fit in...well, once you stop binging on it...;-)

IRSBWTTAHPWIHETSF? That sounds like a ward for me! turns to LJ Hey, LJ, look! We've found a new room.

LJ: tries speaking Stuuu....stuuudy? Buuu...buuut my...

Me: Ach, come on, finish when we get to our new ward! Happy that she has found a ward to call her own. By the way, thank you, Istari! stops and thinks If worse comes to worse, I suppose there's always room at the huge TTGAWSWGK ward...


Istari Jones - Apr 21, 2003 11:45 pm (#567 of 2955)

(Smiles benignly at Denise S.) You're welcome! Oh, and if you can keep a secret.... stay away from today's batch of chocolate pudding. It has "power within" so to speak, but I think it's just a little ...uhhh...strong. I'll have to have the Potions Master help refine it a bit.

Oh, and LJ is speaking? Very, very good, LJ! (Pats LJ on the head gently, purple fur flies everywhere) Can you say "Calamari"?


Ticker - Apr 22, 2003 1:10 am (#568 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 21, 2003 6:14 pm

Wakes up on the TTTGAWSWGK Ward and looks at the 1/2 eaten bowl of jello in her lap Oh, man.... I knew the party would have to come to an end, but I HAD hoped that no more jello could be successfully made in the kitchen...

Tries to remember exactly what happened, but finds her last memory is of 25 naked staff members suddenly apparating into the kitchen & saying... what was it... "stupify" or something...

Oh no! Where's my JELLO & DIGS pins?!?!?! Gets up and looks for Istari, unaware she has her robe on backwards & jello dribble on her chin.


Carina - Apr 22, 2003 5:19 am (#569 of 2955)

.**goes outside to pour cherry Jello mix into the lake** It should be set by morning Smile


Caitlin McCoy - Apr 22, 2003 9:21 pm (#570 of 2955)

Cherry jello! No way in the world am I eating that...wait a minute, I'm not eating any of the jello!

Okay, everyone, here's the thing: the staff members have decided to take up streaking in order to get past all our little spells and whatnot so we need to figure another way to discern staff members who are full time from those who are part time (other than their clothes...I'm still disturbed by the mental image of Dr. yrraH).

Hey Josh good to see you, sorry to say that I don't have much of a stomach for megalomania as a whole, but I do have your wand. If you go in my room you'll see a bunch of pencils on the desk...the one with your name in green letters is your wand, transfigured into a pencil. If I'm not around, you can ask Denise S. to transfigure it back for you!


Marye Lupin - Apr 23, 2003 12:02 am (#571 of 2955)

*wakes up from very long nap...a single word reaches her from across the hall*

Lupin?! *starts looking around wildly, runs off and crashes into a figure standing at the door*

Oh no! It's...it's...that weird guy...hold on...whatshisname...the one with the wierd eyes who needs a tan...


Caitlin McCoy - Apr 23, 2003 12:32 am (#572 of 2955)

*Walks up behind Marye Lupin*

Oh, heh, hi Snape, this is my friend Marye, yeah we'll just be getting out of your way right now, you know Gina's room is right down that hall there, the one to the left, that's the one, okay we'll be going now. *Leads Marye to the safety of the rec room*


Cliff Hamaker - Apr 23, 2003 1:14 am (#573 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 22, 2003 6:15 pm

My mother is a fish.

No really! I got mad at her cuz she wanted me to eat some fish while she was here... To make sure I was *eating* right or something (they give me enough pudding!!!)... So, I turned her in to fish. I didn't mean to... I don't even have a wand.

*turns some Jello into fish*

I don't NEED a wand!!! YAY!

*does a fish dance down the hallway*


Caitlin McCoy - Apr 23, 2003 1:24 am (#574 of 2955)

*Hands Cliff a fishbowl* I completely understand, I turned my mother into a dodo bird the other day.


Gina R Snape - Apr 23, 2003 4:12 am (#575 of 2955)

Ah, I see my darling Severus is here. Yes, he was not pleased to hear about PyroGrl's foray into his stash of lemons. Was that Lupin I saw too?

I'm beginning to think there is a connexion between the jello and my nasal passages. Seriously. Every time the jello reappears, I can't breathe again. Any thoughts, Nine? I really don't think it was a good idea dumping it into the lake. At least, not cherry flavour. That's just wrong. I mean, fish and cherry? Eww.

Cliff, I strongly suggest you turn your mother back into your mother before something dire happens. Why don't you borrow Slytherin Prefect's wand? It's a lovely pencil at the moment, so I hear.

Oh, well. Snape beckons. You know, he's not a very patient man. I don't think he needs to see Lupin wandering about either. *closes and locks the door behind us* Don't bother trying to eavesdrop, either. I plan on using a Silencing Sp...


Slytherin Prefect - Apr 23, 2003 4:29 am (#576 of 2955)

My wand has been transfigured into a pencil? Right. Like I'm going to fall for that again.

No, rest assured that my minions will retrieve my wand sooner or later. It just amuses me watching you all wander around, feeling as though you had an inkling of what power really is...


Alaria Relladrem - Apr 23, 2003 5:29 am (#577 of 2955)

Alaria: Snape? Where?

Leigh: Actually, SP, I think you might find that your wand is more useful as a pencil. A magical object, when you can use it to write, can have some VERY interesting effects. I transfigured my own wand into a pencil long ago and have never seen the need to change it back. It's got stronger magic as a pencil than it ever had as a wand. And as a side bonus, I find that my pencil never needs to be sharpened.


Nine - Apr 23, 2003 9:28 pm (#578 of 2955)

I don't know what's up with that, Gina. However, I have stolen-*ahem* I mean acquired the keys to the kitchen, so we should be safe until the staff makes another copy. By the way, I never got my own wand back...

PyroGrl, it's all right now. You can come out. I suggest you go hide in your ward for now, though.

What are you doing with that cherry jello?


Gina R Snape - Apr 23, 2003 10:47 pm (#579 of 2955)

*whispers in Snape's ear* Quick, Severus! PyroGrl is making a run for it. You'll be able to catch her. (snicker, that'll teach her to mess with my man's lunch...)

*shouts out* Hey, SP, need a pencil sharpener? I hear there's one in the Gryffindor Common Room you can use.

Tommie, LJ just made a run for it!

*sigh * Well, guess I'll sit back and watch the scene unfold.


PyroGrl - Apr 23, 2003 11:43 pm (#580 of 2955)

-shrieks and hides in the ***** ward- GOOD LUCK FINDING ME HERE!

Snape: -rounds the corner and sees me-



Tommie - Apr 23, 2003 11:51 pm (#581 of 2955)

LJ is running away?! B-but...but...we took such good care of him...

Oh wait. He's chasing Neville. *sighs* Poor kid.


Denise S. - Apr 24, 2003 12:24 am (#582 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 23, 2003 5:24 pm

*As she chases after LJ, she stops as she sees Neville*

Neville? ... NEVILLE! Hey, Neville! Come over here, I want to ask you something!

*heads turn as Neville runs for dear life, followed by a human/sloth cross and a demented Harry Potter fan*


Cliff Hamaker - Apr 24, 2003 2:08 am (#583 of 2955)

But Gina, I don't know how to turn people back... Yet, anyway. Smile

And thanks Caitlin for the bowl. Maybe when I can turn things into LIVE fish it will come in handy... I think my mom is ok though... She as a live fish. Don't know how I did that though... Everything since has been dead.

*puts his mother into the fish bowl and gives her some calamari* Eat up, Mum!

*hears the commotion in the hall and walks out to see Neville pursued by LJ* Hey, Neville! Need some help? Ok, hold on!

*eyes squeeze tight and LJ is now a purple furred fish* Wow, purpley fur! That's cool! *puts LJ in a bowl and watches him for a while* Hey Neville! Do you know what kinda plants purple-furred fish eat? Neville? Wait, Neville! Come back! I'm not as good at Herbology as you are!! Come back!!! Oh, dang... Hope Denise won't be mad at me...


Denise S. - Apr 24, 2003 2:27 am (#584 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 23, 2003 7:28 pm

*stops chasing Neville and stands dead in her tracks*

Wha....LJ? LJ??? LJ!?!? *wails* Dear lord, what happened to you?!

*looks around vengefully for the perpetrator* Alright who transfigured LJ? WHO DID IT!?

*can only make out a vaguely familiar figure chasing after Neville* BY GRABTHAR'S HAMMER--I mean...whoa. *shakes head* That was so wrong...

*sadly resigned, she picks up the bowl that LJ is in* Oh my, a cross between a human and a hairy purple fish. Come on, LJ, it's time to get you back to human form, I know just the spell. *would hear a muffled scream from the fishbowl if it weren't for Neville's panicked yelling*


Cliff Hamaker - Apr 24, 2003 3:00 am (#585 of 2955)

*stops chasing Neville* Dang that kid can run!! I'd hate to turn him into a fish...

*turns around and heads back down the hall and sees Denise madly waving a pencil over LJ's fish bowl* Need some help, Denise?


Ticker - Apr 24, 2003 6:34 pm (#586 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 24, 2003 11:34 am

*Wanders over to Denise & Cliff to watch the attempted transformation. Suddenly, much to Denise's surprise, the fish bowl starts to bubble & splash.*

Denise S. - It's working!!! Don't worry LJ!

*The water darkens & the bottom of the bowl can no longer be seen.*

Cliff - Mom???

*Everyone jumps back as a long, pink tentacle erupts from the bowl, splashing everyone with slightly cherry flavored water. The two fish are snagged, the tentacle disappears, and the bowl is left empty except for the water lapping back & forth.*

Denise S. - drops her pencil (and her jaw) and falls to her knees - Albus?

Cliff - MMMOOMMMMM??????

Ticker - Hmmmmm. Anyone for a game of Go Fish?


Caitlin McCoy - Apr 24, 2003 7:06 pm (#587 of 2955)

*walks over with a blonde-haired woman with a bad attitude* Here, Cliff, see her? Yeah, that's my mom, I want you to turn her into a dead fish as soon as possible, I was trying to wait until dudley came back but I can't take anymore!

*looks around* Hey, where'd Neville go? And Denise, get up off the floor!


Lenka - Apr 24, 2003 7:28 pm (#588 of 2955)

Caitlin - very understandable. At times, I dream of turning my dad into a squid. LOL

Ticker - Albus? Is he still there?

Cliff - Turning a mum into a fish is only fun until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious! (just kidding, of course)



Eloise Midgen - Apr 24, 2003 9:11 pm (#589 of 2955)

Eloise Midgen- Hi (squeaking from somewhere near the floor)

*Everyone gets on their knees and starts searching around for the source of the voice. They finally find a miniscule stuffed rabbit that introduces itself as Eloise Midgen.*

Eloise- I have lived by myself in the "I love Frank Bryce closet"(there weren't enough patients to make a whole ward) for several years now, but I heard splashing in here and came to see what was going on.


Gina R Snape - Apr 24, 2003 9:32 pm (#590 of 2955)

Welcome Eloise! Glad you, er, came out of the closet to join us.

Have some Snape fruit punch. Don't get too close to the fishbowl. You might get splashed. I'm not too sure what's in that water, myself. So, I'm staying within safe viewing distance. I've never seen a furry purple fish before. I'm impressed, but more than a bit concerned.


Nine - Apr 24, 2003 9:55 pm (#591 of 2955)

I might be able to do something (maybe), but I'd appreciate it if someone could find my wand in the meantime.

*Rips off part of the purple fur cloak, and drops it in the fishbowl. LJ appears in the middle of the room, still half-human but now with all of his fur. The fishbowl is emitting orange bubbles now...*

OK, well at least we've got LJ back. *Pauses, listening* And anyone who doesn't want to get caught by the staff and given a double dose of Jello should probably hide now! That includes non-patients who happen to be visiting. Don't worry about the fishbowl, I'll try to sort it out while--ah! I'm part of the staff! Where are you taking me! *Dragged away by members of St. Mungo's staff*


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Denise S. - Apr 25, 2003 2:28 am (#593 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 24, 2003 7:29 pm

*Finally sees LJ and can pick herself up off the floor*

LJ!!! *Hugs he/she/it tightly* LJ, you're safe!

LJ: Myyy ... fffurrr's b..b..back...

Me: *tries to brush purple fur off her clothes* Yeah...yeah, but you're not a fish! *pause* LJ, did you realize you were taken by a squid?

LJ: Ssskid?

Me: No, **squid**. You know, like an octopus...but not?

LJ: That waasss n...no sssskiid. Thaaat--

*Denise jumps in joy:* PROOF! WE HAVE PROOF! *is suddenly grabbed by the arm by LJ. *stops and looks around; notices two staff members are looking at the two of them* Oh no...come, LJ, RUN!

*the two run to the DIGS Ward and easily find sanctuary in one of the many full rooms*


Denise S. - Apr 25, 2003 2:30 am (#594 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 24, 2003 7:31 pm

*once she's back in the safety of the ward, it dawns on her*

*absolutely stunned* I...My wand...My wand made a passageway for...for Dumbledore!... *is on Cloud Nine*


Eloise Midgen - Apr 25, 2003 2:42 am (#595 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 24, 2003 7:43 pm

Eloise- So your wand is better as a pencil! *hears staff coming*

Ahh! I have to get back in my closet! *starts hopping around madly and accidently lands in the fishbowl*

Help! Help! *gasp* "He-gurgle help! bubble gurgle."


Cliff Hamaker - Apr 25, 2003 2:49 am (#596 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 24, 2003 7:50 pm

*hears The Staff coming and Eloise trapped in the fishbowl* Ack!

*grabs the fishbowl and follows Denise into the DIGS Ward* Denise! Psst! Denise! Where'd you go??? Eloise, hush! He probably doesn't bite... hard.... Shush, or They'll find us!

*looks for Denise and sees a trail of purple fur* Ah, ha!

*follows it, fortunately scuffing it up so The Staff can't follow the trail*


Gina R Snape - Apr 25, 2003 3:37 am (#597 of 2955)

Cliff, I think a good hoovering charm will take care of that purple fur.

Eloise, I warned you to stay away from the fishbowl. Uh, huh.

Anyway, PyroGrl is quiet, so I assume Snape caught up with her. Oh, he's coming back to me.

Me: Severus...honey...Curse that Pyrogrl! There a small purple flame at the hem of your robes! But, why is there purple fur on the left leg of your trousers?


PyroGrl - Apr 25, 2003 3:41 am (#598 of 2955)

*is currently whimpering in pain and waiting for my teeth to shrink back to normal size and cursing Snape for using Veritaserum to find out my deepest secrets*


Istari Jones - Apr 25, 2003 3:05 pm (#599 of 2955)

I have just a quick question, ummm...just how fast CAN a sloth run, hey? Does he need a flying bedpan, or maybe a skateboard?


Ticker - Apr 25, 2003 3:27 pm (#600 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 25, 2003 8:30 am

I pretty sure a sloth can run slightly faster than cold jello. Perhaps a bedpan would be in order. They don't seem to require as much coordination as a skateboard.

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Nine - Apr 25, 2003 7:27 pm (#601 of 2955)

*Wandering around a set of secret passages (what, you didn't think St. Mungo's had any secret passages?) hoping that the staff doesn't find me before I find my wand.*

Oh, here's my wand! Now I need to go ad-min-i-ster med-i-NO! Must focus-must not--aahh!

*I'm also recovering from a dose of whipped cream which would have brainwashed me if I didn't have this cloak.*


prof sprout - Apr 25, 2003 7:37 pm (#602 of 2955)

Wow I've been busy, and I missed so much.

Ticker- congratulations.

One of the reasons I haven't been volunteering as much recently is my best friend just had a baby, and I've been visiting her. I've been on a baby kick recently.

I've also been working a ton.


Denise S. - Apr 26, 2003 12:07 am (#603 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 25, 2003 5:10 pm

*hears Cliff and Eloise coming down the hall*

Me: Hey! psssst! In here!

*Cliff and Eloise make it into her room in the nick of time* *tense hiding as the staff passes by the room*

Me: Eloise, come here, let me help you with that fish bowl. *tsks to herself* *a suspicious looking squid tentacle starts to appear* Hey, Dumbledore! That's not allowed, not yet! *sends Giant Squid back*

*pulls on Eloise's arms while Cliff pulls the bowl; LJ stands in stunned silence against the wall* *with a loud thwock!, Eloise is finally free of the bowl*

Me: See, it wasn't that bad! But come on, I would've thought you two would've known better than to make so much noise in the hallways!

LJ: Yyyooouu....yooou're thhe... onne whhho turrned mmmee inn..inntoo a ffiishhh!

*shocked silence*

Me: Cliff? Cliff, IT WAS YOU??? *Eloise runs and hides in the closet* *Cliff starts looking desperately for a pencil* YOU TURNED LJ INTO A FISH!?

*Cliff starts to take out a pencil from his dangling straightjacket, but Denise shouts* Expelliarmus! *and now has two pencils*

Me: You know what this means, Cliff? *breaks pencil with super karate chop action* Ah--! Don't even think about it, Cliff! I found a use for the purple cloak--you can't turn me into a fish!

Cliff: But--but it was an accident! I'm sorry! Please!

Me: *long cool stare* *shrugs* *smiles* Okay! But only if you join JELLO! *takes LJ, Eloise, and Cliff arm in arm and they skip merrily down the hall into the JELLO ward (occupation: 6)*


Cliff Hamaker - Apr 26, 2003 1:31 am (#604 of 2955)

JELLO???OK.... At least she didn't *kill* me...

So, what do we do in here, Denise? Oh, and I was only protecting Neville from LJ. Poor kid looked like he'd collapse from VVR or something. Wink

Hey, why was LJ chasing Neville in the first place??? I thought LJ liked the Longbottoms. They were always so nice to him...


Denise S. - Apr 26, 2003 1:51 am (#605 of 2955)

Well, I was hoping we could get LJ back into human form...he/she/it's been stuck between human and sloth form for a while. *sigh* *pause* LJ, why were you chasing after Neville?

LJ: *sadly* I..mmmisssed hhhimm...

*puzzlement from Denise and Cliff*



Eloise Midgen - Apr 26, 2003 3:40 am (#606 of 2955)

Me: Yay! JELLO! hooray! And I'm out of that horrible fishbowl. How can I ever thank you? The only thing that could make me happier would be if Frank was here...

Denise S: Shh! The staff members think they've cured you! If they hear you talking like that you'll be back in your closet before you can say JELLO!

Me: Poor LJ. He just missed Neville. If Frank was here, I would chase him too.


Slytherin Prefect - Apr 26, 2003 4:46 am (#607 of 2955)

*puts down his magizoology book* That's it! I shall magically engineer a super-fast sloth army to mix my pudding for me, and spread my message of pudding, love, and conquest across the globe!

Ministry of magic, I'll be marching for you soon....


Carina - Apr 26, 2003 5:03 am (#608 of 2955)

.*sits down in the middle of the hallway and pats the small rabbit which is growling fiercely and gnawing on the floor tiles beside her* I miss green Jello.

.*sigh* and red Jello. When will it be safe to eat the Jello again?


Cliff Hamaker - Apr 26, 2003 5:47 pm (#609 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 26, 2003 10:47 am

Well Denise, if you hadn't broken my pencil....

Alas, we must carry on with what we are given. Who wants some lemonade? *whips out a card table with all the trappings needed for a roadside lemonade stand* Lord knows I have plenty of lemons. however, if anyone would like to contribute, either lemons or money, I am starting a fund to help research LJ's condition. Thank you. *bows solemnly*


Ticker - Apr 27, 2003 12:16 am (#610 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 26, 2003 5:18 pm

I find myself running down the hallway, though I'm not exactly sure why - just seems like the right thing to do. "Thanks Professor Sprout!...ooof!" (trips over fiercely growing rabbit gnawing on the floor tiles)

(Once able to breathe again) - "Oh, hi Carina. Any luck with the lake?"

Carina: "Yeah, it's all set, but I never found the courage to actually eat any. The fish seemed pretty happy, though. One in particular was jumping all over the place. Weirdest thing, I could almost swear I heard it saying, 'Cliff?!?!?' - is that what red jello does to fish?"

Ticker - "Wow - I'm pretty sure I don't know - but maybe Cliff would like to check it out. Good luck with the new bunny." (Gets back up & runs down the hall again.)

(Sticks head in Slytherin Prefect's room) "Glad to hear you haven't lost your taste for pudding."

Slytherin Prefect - (wicked glare) "Make yourself useful wench and bring me some purple sloth fur."

I'm running down the hall again - why am I running - I hate running. (Hears strange noises coming from an air-duct.) "Nine? Is that you?"

Air-Duct: "Mmmmfffm, mmmfffmfmfm."

Ticker - "A bit of advice - watch out for Slytherin Prefect while wearing your cape."

Air-duct: "Mmmmfm moo."

Ticker - "No problem. Bye." (runs off down the hall again) Why am I running?


Denise S. - Apr 27, 2003 2:16 am (#611 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 26, 2003 7:16 pm

*catches up to Ticker* Here's your 500th Post crown! ;-) *bows* *goes back to trying to get LJ back into human form*


Ticker - Apr 27, 2003 7:54 pm (#612 of 2955)

I feel so honored Denise! Thanks! (takes crown off and reads Burger King) Mmmmmmmm....hamburgers, cheeseburgers, french-fries,..... must have some.......mmmmmmmmmmm.


Marie E. - Apr 27, 2003 11:15 pm (#613 of 2955)

Quick question, if LJ is returning to human form, is he now human size? Or is he a short, balding, slothlike humanoid who is shedding purple fur as we speak? And if he is shedding his purple fur, shouldn't we fashion a toga or something for him out of bedsheets before he gets embarrassed?

Now you've got me hungry, Ticker. *cheese, pickles, onions, lettuce-special orders don't upset us...(I also remember old McDonald's ads-Big Mac, Fillet of Fish, Quarter Pounder, French Fries, Icy Cokes, Thick Shakes, Sundaes, and Apple Pies. I used to jump rope to that rhyme in sixth grade. This is why I'm so at home here at St. Mungo's!)


Ticker - Apr 27, 2003 11:24 pm (#614 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 27, 2003 4:30 pm

(Shares her french-fries with Marie & hands her one end of a jump rope...hee, hee... I haven't done this in ages!)

* Pant*, *gasp*, "I don't remember it being this hard." *Pant* "Good idea with the toga. It should go well *phew* with the Squid shirt someone filched. Does anyone know if LJ is male or female or ????" *gasp* "OK, it is definitely your turn Marie"


Marie E. - Apr 28, 2003 12:52 am (#615 of 2955)

Gosh, I always assumed LJ was male. Well, at this rate, we'll know soon enough.

You know, Ticker, I really don't think you're supposed to eat french fries and jump rope at the same time, you'll make yourself sick...

Oops, too late. Yeah, definitely my turn. Shall I do double-dutch or red hot pepper?


Cliff Hamaker - Apr 28, 2003 1:43 am (#616 of 2955)

Ahh, no one seems to want my lemonade. Gina must still have the corner on the market. Poor LJ.... *sniffle*


dudley - Apr 28, 2003 2:45 am (#617 of 2955)

Surely "Freedom Fries" Ticker?


Pigwidgeon - Apr 28, 2003 12:58 pm (#618 of 2955)

I'll have some lemonade (takes small drink) Whee!
*starts singing, a little tipsy* "Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner..." the McD's song has brought me into the Childhood memories ward, where I will linger for a while.

Ok, is this lemonade, or Butterbeer *hic* ?

* tries to join jumprope game, but quickly gets entangled by the jumprope* Oops! Sorry 'bout that! Can someone give me a hand?


Gina R Snape - Apr 28, 2003 4:25 pm (#619 of 2955)

Here, Pig. I'll give you a hand. *Pig proceeds to get even more horribly entwined* Ooops. Sorry 'bout that! Erm, er, have a Snape fruit punch. That'll help things!

So, now. Everyone. Where. Where. Where are my prezzies?!?! Today is my birthday. My darling Severus will be taking me out tonight. But I thought we could all have a party here first. Oh, and thanks to the rumours, no whipped cream on my cake, thank you very much.


Marye Lupin - Apr 28, 2003 10:33 pm (#620 of 2955)

Happy Birthday Gina.

Tell me when Snape's coming, will you? I think he's mad at me for some reason... just a little misunderstanding, really...


Gina R Snape - Apr 28, 2003 11:32 pm (#621 of 2955)

Thanks, Marye. And don't worry. He won't be following up on any grudges tonight. You're all safe.

Oh, and after that I may be tied up for a few days in the "CoS game finally came out for the Mac" ward. yippee!


Denise S. - Apr 29, 2003 12:50 am (#622 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 28, 2003 5:50 pm

*sings a rousing rendition of Happy Birthday to Gina*

*looks at LJ* Um...well, I'm not about to just go look, so I'll wait til LJ's language capabilities are a bit more developed. As far as height, he/she/it is maybe, hm, three and a half feet tall.

Are there any German speakers here? I had a few extra minutes between brainwashing sessions --I mean classes and came up with a German translation for the Oscar Meyer Wiener song...maybe I should come up with a HP parody of it...

*dances with LJ as they both hum the Oscar Meyer Wiener song*


Gina R Snape - Apr 29, 2003 1:47 am (#623 of 2955)

I speak German! I'd love to hear your FILK. I'm not so sure, though, that you ought to post it on this thread. Is there a FILK thread?


Penny Lane. - Apr 29, 2003 2:05 am (#624 of 2955)

*Skips to the CoS came out on the Mac ward!!!***

~does anyone have a safe snack for Penny, cause she's a little bit too busy to go to the kitchen or bathroom, or bed....?


Denise S. - Apr 29, 2003 5:23 am (#625 of 2955)

No, I don't have the HP parody/filk, I was just wondering if I *should* have one.

Submitted for your most insane approval:

Ich wuensch', ich waer' ein Oscar Meiyer Wiener,
Sowas sehr gern waere ich,
Denn wenn ich Oscar Meiyer Wiener waere,
Jeder waere in mich verliebt!

Not quite sure if the word order in the 2nd line works, but unless anyone has any suggestions, it's staying!

*yaaaaawwwwn* I should go to bed, it's 1:30a.m. *goes to room in I Should Know Better Than to Stay Up Late for Harry Potter Things Ward*


Istari Jones - Apr 29, 2003 12:25 pm (#626 of 2955)

(Wipes a tear from my eye) That was beautiful! Just think what could be sung about bratwurst or braunsweiger!


Ticker - Apr 29, 2003 12:54 pm (#627 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 29, 2003 6:04 am

Denise S, das war inspirativ! Du hast meine unzurechnungsfahige Billigung. (That was inspiring! You have my certifiably insane approval. - or at least that's what I'm trying to say auf Deutsch!)

I'm on my way to get a lee-mo-nah-da and one to share with Gina - it's so hard to stop once you fing an (I mean - start - dang.)

(Pulls out a large banner that says, "Herzlichen Geburtstag!" - wait a minute - I'll fix that - it should say Happy Birthday! Really, I am to get control of this language problem trying.) Count me in on your party if I'm not too late!


Miss Lunai Koru, you have an urgent call 2 threads up...Miss Lunai Koru, please report to the office for an urgent call.... thank you.


Gina R Snape - Apr 29, 2003 5:11 pm (#628 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 29, 2003 10:15 am

brava, Denise! sehr, sehr gut. Hier ist mein:

Ich wuensch', ich waer' die Braut von Severus Snape,
Sowas sehr gern waere ich,
Denn wenn ich die Frau von Severus waere,
bis über die Ohren verliebt sein waeren er und ich!

hee hee.

Thanks all for the birthday well wishes. I only wish I didn't have to go back to work today! St. Mungo's lets me out so long as I check in during the day. They haven't yet figured out that I have an extra wand in my office. ha ha!


!!Pinky - Apr 29, 2003 6:30 pm (#629 of 2955)

PENNY! Is there a Mac ward? What do you mean CoS came out on Mac? Save me a bedpan! Or would that be an iPan? Or a PowerPan?


Penny Lane. - Apr 29, 2003 7:11 pm (#630 of 2955)

iPan, for my iBook!

I'll save you one! Yeah! Now I can play CoS on my PS2 and my iBook! - ahh, duel platforms.


Nine - Apr 29, 2003 9:57 pm (#631 of 2955)

Happy Birthday, Gina!

*scrambles around collecting as much of LJ's fur as possible, just in case it's needed again.*

While I'm here, I might as well tell you that they attempted to interrogate me while under the influence of whipped cream. Everyone might want to carry some fur around, just in case that happens to you. I will not betray DIGS!


Istari Jones - Apr 30, 2003 3:42 am (#632 of 2955)

From one Taurus to another...Happy, Happy Birthday Gina!

Can you translate your German for us? Thanks!


Ticker - Apr 30, 2003 12:50 pm (#633 of 2955)

IBM-pan - ewwwww. I'll just take the regular kind, thanks.

Nine - they haven't offered me any whipped cream - do you think they're just trying it out on the part-time staff first? Keep holding out! Be strong! Great is the GS! Long may he live!


Gina R Snape - Apr 30, 2003 5:29 pm (#634 of 2955)

thanks, thanks. you guys are the best!

Istari, I took the Oscar Meyer Weiner song previously posted in German and turned it into (more or less):

I wish I were the bride of Severus Snape
That is what I'd truly love to be
If I were the wife of Severus Snape
Head over heels in love would he and I be

Of course, he and I are already in love, so my wish has come true...

And that my friends, is why I am still in St. Mungo's... :-D


Nine - Apr 30, 2003 9:10 pm (#635 of 2955)

Yes. We part-time staff are the guinea pigs.

*Spontaneously bursts into a rendition of the St. Mungo's song*


Caitlin McCoy - Apr 30, 2003 10:36 pm (#636 of 2955)

*joins in the singing*


Istari Jones - Apr 30, 2003 11:03 pm (#637 of 2955)

Hummms along mindlessly because I can't remember the words.....


Caitlin McCoy - Apr 30, 2003 11:27 pm (#638 of 2955)

I had them posted on a huge banner, but I have the feeling that it was deleted or kippendoed...remember, it's "Unwell" by Matchbox 20.


Istari Jones - Apr 30, 2003 11:39 pm (#639 of 2955)

Or buried among the 638 (count'em!)638 posts!


PyroGrl - May 1, 2003 12:01 am (#640 of 2955)

640 now, with my post!! SmileSmileSmile


Gina R Snape - May 1, 2003 12:10 am (#641 of 2955)

*joins in the singing* La La La!!


Istari Jones - May 1, 2003 12:17 am (#642 of 2955)

Am I stupid, or what? I said 638 posts, and I was 639! D'oh!


Tommie - May 1, 2003 12:18 am (#643 of 2955)


CEREAL! I looked at your SLoI and it says "evilly delicious" and that's where I got the idea...anyway.

That's me Snapey Charms...they're evilly delicious.


Istari Jones - May 1, 2003 12:34 am (#644 of 2955)

Cereal! Add milk, and make your own evil "potion"! The milk can change colors, and after the cereal gets all soggy and mushy it can look like Polyjuice Potion!


Gina R Snape - May 1, 2003 12:41 am (#645 of 2955)
Edited by Apr 30, 2003 5:42 pm

Yeah, I thought about Lucky Charms too. But somehow, I see that as a product more suitable to Flitwick. But I'll keep it in mind. :-)


Denise S. - May 1, 2003 1:27 am (#646 of 2955)

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener,

Such a thing I'd like to be

For if I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener,

Everyone would be in love with me.

That's not a literal translation that includes word order, but it's pretty close.

No native German speakers here? Hm, we ought to recruit...


Tommie - May 1, 2003 1:56 am (#647 of 2955)

I thought it was "That is what I'd truly like to be"?

I read a book that, when the title was translated to German, was "Frontal Knutching." (snogging)


Caitlin McCoy - May 1, 2003 5:13 am (#648 of 2955)

*is currently in the in-house pharmacy, trying to cajole a headache cure out of someone* Hey, Kit, that book sounds like an interesting read.


dudley - May 1, 2003 9:19 am (#649 of 2955)

Seeing that everyone seems to be changing their names, from now on, my name will be dudley. Please refrain from calling me dudley, because now I'm called dudley. Thank you for your co-operation.


!!Pinky - May 1, 2003 11:04 am (#650 of 2955)

Hi dudley. Oops, wrong name. I MEANT, "Hi dudley."

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Istari Jones - May 1, 2003 11:28 am (#651 of 2955)

Golly, I just got used to calling you "dudley", too, "dudley". But you don't seem like a "dudley". I mean, "dudley" suits your personality so much better than "dudley" does, Well, welcome aboard, "dudley"!


Gina R Snape - May 1, 2003 3:37 pm (#652 of 2955)

ok Andy. Whatever you say. *


Penny Lane. - May 1, 2003 3:39 pm (#653 of 2955)

Yeah, what’s with people changing their names? I just don't get it... :-)

*runs down hallway to the "needs some inspiration" ward, looking for my purple sprite.


Istari Jones - May 1, 2003 10:19 pm (#654 of 2955)
Edited by May 1, 2003 3:19 pm

Well, there is this psychological aberration called multiple personality disorder, also known as "split personality". I had always thought it was fairly uncommon, but it appears we have it here in epidemic form! (Hummm, could it be a side effect of the jello? Fumes from the decaying calalmari in ...who's bathroom was that, that overflowed? Diagon Nilly's?

The Snape Iced Tea?


Caitlin McCoy - May 1, 2003 10:22 pm (#655 of 2955)
Edited by May 1, 2003 3:24 pm

*points to herself* I haven't changed my name!

What's the difference between dudley and dudley anyways? Eh. I'll stick with andy, whether you like it or not! *

Decaying calamari fumes? Eww.

My mom thinks she can restrict all things Harry Potter. Ha! Double Ha!


Istari Jones - May 1, 2003 10:45 pm (#656 of 2955)

Oh, come on now, "Caitlin". We all know your real name is Bruce!


Ticker - May 2, 2003 12:44 am (#657 of 2955)

Real name? What is reality anyway?


Caitlin McCoy - May 2, 2003 12:54 am (#658 of 2955)

Reality, dearest Ticker, is the Muggle World.

Bruce? I think you have me confused with my mother - while her birth certificate says Doll her real name is Sauron.


Ticker - May 2, 2003 1:04 am (#659 of 2955)

OK. Can I have a doughnut?


Cliff Hamaker - May 2, 2003 1:09 am (#660 of 2955)

You mother is an evil overlord bent on ruling the world with iron fist, fear, and oppression...? That's so COOL!!! *whispers* you might wanna watch out though... she could be... one of them...

Are we making up code names?! How fun! I like Kyle. Can I be Kyle?!


Eloise Midgen - May 2, 2003 1:14 am (#661 of 2955)

My mother tries to restrict my HP obsession too! She isn't quite Sauron, but she's definitely one of the orcs.

I haven't changed my name (considering I've only been a member for about a month). My name is Eloise. You can call me that. You can also get me some more Jello, I can't reach it.


Ticker - May 2, 2003 1:20 am (#662 of 2955)

No, no, no Eloise - not the jello! Here, have one of Bruce's doughnuts - Caitlin won't mind.

Kyle, how about Clyffe - or Kylff - or Cliffly - OK, OK I'll stop.


Carina - May 2, 2003 1:24 am (#663 of 2955)
Edited by May 1, 2003 6:48 pm

.**passes the Jello to Eloise**

I want to be g. Pronounced "ka-REE-na". Thank you.


Cliff Hamaker - May 2, 2003 1:27 am (#664 of 2955)


Hasn't that been done before...? Naw, I must be going sane... More Jello, stat!!!


Caitlin McCoy - May 2, 2003 1:34 am (#665 of 2955)
Edited by May 1, 2003 6:35 pm

Sure. Anyone can have a donught! But personally, I'm not touching the jello with a 10-foot pole.


Denise S. - May 2, 2003 2:19 am (#666 of 2955)
Edited by May 1, 2003 7:21 pm

Kit, you are correct! The actual song in English says that, but I couldn't fit it into the right rhythm and rhyme with a direct translation, so I had to switch it around some. And then I gave you the direct translation from German.

:-O !

Carina, did you just give someone ---Jello??? *faints in horror*

edit: *looks at post number* BWA HA HA HA HA!!! *continued evil cackling that drives roommate insane!*


Carina - May 2, 2003 2:28 am (#667 of 2955)

It's my special Jello that I personally made with no added chemicals of any kind. I was going into Jello withdrawal and needed to find an alternative to the stuff they serve us here. Be assured, MY Jello is quite safe to eat (just don't let any of the staff get ahold of it!)


Gina R Snape - May 2, 2003 2:35 am (#668 of 2955)

noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wanted to be post 666!!!

Carina, I simply cannot believe you would even try to give Jello to anyone here! You don't know how tricky the staff are here. They could have swapped it when you weren't looking. Eloise is new. She isn't prepared for that.

*hands Eloise some Snape Fruit Punch* Try some of this, my dear. If the jello is ok, it will do you no harm, just make you very happy to be here. If the jello is not ok, it will help.


PyroGrl - May 2, 2003 2:45 am (#669 of 2955)

I wanted to be post 666 more than anyone in the universe and beyond!!!


Caitlin McCoy - May 2, 2003 2:47 am (#670 of 2955)

*hands Gina 3 sickles* Can I have a Raspberry flavored one, please?


Tommie - May 2, 2003 2:51 am (#671 of 2955)

Caitlin, your avatar looks like Merle...or one of the other cat-people in Vision of Escaflowne...anyway.

I can just picture it! Ginny as Merle, Hermione as Hitomi, Harry as Van, Ron (sorry!) as a dragon, Lucius as Dilandou, Draco as Allen, etc.


Tommie - May 2, 2003 2:51 am (#672 of 2955)

# hands Gina 3 sickles* I'll take lime.

Whoops, I meant STRAWBERRY.


Gina R Snape - May 2, 2003 2:54 am (#673 of 2955)

You want a raspberry, Caitlin?

pthbtpthbtpthbtpthbtpthbt!!!! Enjoy. :-D

Is it just me, or has it been a little too quiet from some of our patients?


Istari Jones - May 2, 2003 2:56 am (#674 of 2955)
Edited by May 1, 2003 7:58 pm

Hey, Gina,

What happens if we mix the jello in with the Snape Fruit Punch? And if we blend that with fat-free whipped topping, well, maybe Snape can develop his own line of diet desserts!

Hey, Bruce, is the Raspberry kind any good? (Hands Gina 3 sickles for a bottle also). name like"BettySue" is kinda nice, too, Clyffe

Hey, Cliff,

I like "Clyffe" better than "Kyle". "Clyffe" has that brooding Gothic hero feel, like Edmund from "Jane Eyre", or Heathcliff from "Wuthering Heights". (Maybe that should be rewritten as "Heathclyffe") A name like"BettySue" is kinda nice, too, Clyffe !(grins evilly)


Ticker - May 2, 2003 3:08 am (#675 of 2955)
Edited by May 1, 2003 8:18 pm

Gina & SG - might I suggest that you frequent Tell About Yourself - a very nice entry level therapy group; Discuss the Cast - I'm sure you'll find some friends there; or there's always hope at SP, Show Me Evidence DIGS - I myself have gained great insight there. They're all workin' towards 665 - well some a bit faster than others. Good luck to you both!

Istari - should we call you BettySue?

Hey look - I got 675!


Caitlin McCoy - May 2, 2003 3:50 am (#676 of 2955)
Edited by May 1, 2003 8:55 pm

*gives Gina a dirty look while she wipes her face with a napkin* Say it, don't spray it. Geez.

*shuffles through the refrigerator and pulls out a raspberry flavored drink* This is what I was talking about!


Tommie - May 2, 2003 3:55 am (#677 of 2955)

*grabs a Mountain Dew out of fridge, takes a swig, and starts bouncing off the walls uncontrollably yelling at Cailtin* E-MAIL! E-MAIL!


Caitlin McCoy - May 2, 2003 3:59 am (#678 of 2955)

I read it, I just have to figure out if I have enough time to reply...if not, you'll have my reply by Monday.


Tommie - May 2, 2003 4:02 am (#679 of 2955)

Ah, just send a short one. I need someone to talk to.


Caitlin McCoy - May 2, 2003 4:09 am (#680 of 2955)

I owled you back already.


Caitlin McCoy - May 2, 2003 4:43 am (#681 of 2955)

Wait a minute Cliff, you think my mom is cool? What is wrong with you?


Slytherin Prefect - May 2, 2003 8:20 am (#682 of 2955)

Your mother sees the beauty in ruling the world. We should all be so lucky.


Gina R Snape - May 2, 2003 3:04 pm (#683 of 2955)

Thanks for the tip, Ticker. I frequently read those threads, but didn't notice the posts were creeping up to the magic number.

Hey, Slytherin Prefect, don't forget Mother's Day!


!!Pinky - May 2, 2003 3:26 pm (#684 of 2955)

Wait a minute! If anyone is going to be ruling the world, it's going to Brain and I'm going to be his deputy evil overlord. Sauron, Voldemort, SP, and even Caitlin's mother will all have to bow to the great Brain, Master of the World!

I do hope you will all understand. After all, Brain and I have had more practice than anyone else on taking over the world. We try to do it every night.



Alaria Relladrem - May 2, 2003 6:55 pm (#685 of 2955)

Alaria: Well, you see, the simplest way to take over the world is to get the author to make you the protagonist -- but it's a bit difficult, many authors never let the "villain" win … Leigh included. But someday I will complete my escape into the real world, and then no one will be able to stop me!

Leigh: Please, Alaria, don't start plotting that takeover thing again. It's so boring.

Ana: Frankly, I think you're both crazy.

Alaria: Of course we are! That's why we're here!

Leigh: *shrugs* Caitlin, since your mother is Sauron, can I have her autograph?


Nine - May 2, 2003 7:40 pm (#686 of 2955)

I'm Nine, but everyone could call me Nine, Master of the World and Supreme Overlord of...oh, no, ambition to rule the world must be catching. I better go back to my research on the Wolfsbane Potion, or else they'll drop me back to a regular patient. Speaking of which, whoever made that suggestion about the whipped topping, it's not a good idea. The jello from the lake is safe, though.


Gina R Snape - May 2, 2003 8:11 pm (#687 of 2955)

The jello from the lake is safe, though.

Oh, dear. Everybody--run--don't walk, away from Nine. I think the staff have completely co-opted her!


Denise S. - May 2, 2003 8:12 pm (#688 of 2955)
Edited by May 2, 2003 1:14 pm

*nods in agreement with Nine* Yes. It has been determined by JELLO that the jello in the lake is safe and edible, with no harmful side effects.

We at JELLO believe this is due to the effects of Dumbledore, alias The Giant Squid. *marvels at Dumbledore's greatness*

*turns to Gina* don't worry, Gina, she is not under the influence of the hospital staff. Trust us--if JELLO says jello is safe, jello is safe! :-)


Carina - May 2, 2003 11:56 pm (#689 of 2955)

See... I TOLD you! Razz

YEAY!!! SAFE JELLO!!! All is right in the world again.


Cliff Hamaker - May 3, 2003 2:00 am (#690 of 2955)
Edited by May 2, 2003 7:00 pm

Clyffe (the brooding Goth psychotic): But what about the anchovies?!?!?!

Cliff: Hey, there's another one of me! I'm two! Very Happy

Clyffe: *brooding about unsafe anchovies*


Carina - May 3, 2003 4:23 am (#691 of 2955)

pshaw... it's protien!

Come on in! The Jello's fine! *does a swan dive into the lake*


Marie E. - May 3, 2003 3:49 pm (#692 of 2955)

I think I'll stay away from all jello and gelatin products, if it's allright with ya'll. A healthy dose of paranoia is admired here, right? RIGHT?

Perhaps you should have had some Snape drink before doing that lovely swan dive, Carina dear. But don't ask for special flavors, Gina gets testy. Smile


Istari Jones - May 3, 2003 4:12 pm (#693 of 2955)

Istari broods over the fact Cliff/Clyffe didn't like "Betty Sue" as a name.....


Gina R Snape - May 3, 2003 9:08 pm (#694 of 2955)

I don't get testy, Marie. It's just that Severus and I work very hard on the balance of ingredients. There is a subtle science and exact art to refreshment-making, after all.


Ticker - May 3, 2003 9:13 pm (#695 of 2955)

A very fine distinction Gina :-)

So - Istari, you seem to really have an attachment to the name BettySue - are you sure you'd want to see anyone else with it?

(goes down to the lake with a straw) Man, I haven't made Jello worms this long since 3rd grade!!!! Cool.


Nine - May 3, 2003 10:20 pm (#696 of 2955)

Paranoia's perfectly fine, in fact, I encourage it. But in this case it's safe. Until the staff finds out.

Hmm...I wonder what would happen if I put jello in the Wolfsbane Potion...


Istari Jones - May 3, 2003 11:01 pm (#697 of 2955)

No, Ticker, it's up for grabs... you can have it if you want!

is Nine making Jello Wolfsbane Shooters?


Cliff Hamaker - May 4, 2003 1:13 am (#698 of 2955)

Cliff: When did the lake become Jello?

Clyffe: Does anybody have any nice *really* black robes I could borrow? Gina, would Severus mind if I borrowed some of his? He can get his *really* black, and I can't can't brood properly without *really* black robes.

Cliff: Geez, that is ALL you do! "I'm brooding about this... Leave me alone, I still brooding about that..." GET OVER IT! Seriously though, when did the lake become Jello???

Clyffe: *brooding over abusive alter-ego*


Denise S. - May 4, 2003 3:25 am (#699 of 2955)

It became Jello a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time ago....way back when. Someone poured gallons of cherry jello mix into the lake. It took a while to determine that it was safe to eat is all. *looks at Jello lake* But we won't be able to get very much of it--the merpeople and such seem to be changing it back to regular water. They don't seem to like living in Jello much...


Marie E. - May 4, 2003 3:32 am (#700 of 2955)

All I know is that when I asked if the iced tea came with lemonade, certain people reacted...defensively....

Perhaps I'm just high-maintenance. Is there a ward for that?

I would imagine that the merpeople are getting tired of splooshing through the jello by now. By the way, can we walk on the jello-lake? That might be fun to try...
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Penny Lane. - May 4, 2003 4:14 am (#701 of 2955)
Edited by May 3, 2003 9:18 pm

*Is having Brownies and Hot Fudge Night in the "Finding everyday uses for terminology only found in Harry Potter Books" ward.*

Everyone can come have some. I promise they are safer then the jello. We can also watch "Pink Floyd" and "Alice in Wonderland" as a preview before - Alan Rickman Night - !!!

*Sings songs from "Newsies" while moving from... whereever I was staying before**


Marie E. - May 4, 2003 4:21 am (#702 of 2955)

Sounds like fun! I'll bring my copy of Bedknobs and Broomsticks and a pan of pumpkin muffins!!


Gina R Snape - May 4, 2003 4:51 am (#703 of 2955)

Clyffe, Severus has his robes handmade. I'll give you the number of his tailor.

Cliff, go back about 100 posts or so. I believe you'll find who jello-fied the lake. I'd do a search for you, but I'm in the "End of term is neigh and I'm too lazy to do any kind of research" ward.


Marie E. - May 4, 2003 6:34 am (#704 of 2955)

Clyffe, if you're still brooding, I have some old Cure tapes you could listen to. Excellent for brooding.


Istari Jones - May 4, 2003 2:34 pm (#705 of 2955)

Clyffe, I have a very small, deserted castle on a rocky sea cliff on the coast of Scotland that's just perfect for brooding if you need a place to.....brood, I guess. If you ever escape form St. Mungo's and need a place to hide out, let me know. I hope you don't mind bats and a lot of dark skies with lightning and such. But the fishing is good:)


megfox - May 4, 2003 6:37 pm (#706 of 2955)

I think we have Carina to blame Jello-ing the lake on.


Marie E. - May 4, 2003 6:49 pm (#707 of 2955)

Do any of you remember the SNL skit where Chris Kattan dressed as a goth teenager and hosted a public access show? For some reason, that's how I'm picturing Clyffe in my head. Too much coffee, perhaps.....


Cliff Hamaker - May 5, 2003 1:57 am (#708 of 2955)

Cliff: I think Clyffe will appreciate you castle very much, Istari. Won't you? *nudges Clyffe*

Clyffe: Oh, what? Yeah, I guess so... *brooding again*

Cliff: I wish I had a cool alter-ego. The brooding thing gets *so* old... Though one of my inner child's name is Wilemina. She's fun... And so is Ulf. They're fun. Unlike somebody I know....

Clyffe: *gets up to walk and brood (for exercise)*


Istari Jones - May 5, 2003 2:01 am (#709 of 2955)

The key's under the doormat Clyffe...uhhh, Cliff...Wilemina, whoever you are today...Smile


rettoP yrraH - May 5, 2003 5:02 am (#710 of 2955)
Edited by May 4, 2003 10:06 pm

Jello Song. By Doc. Sam I. Am EHHMmmm DO rey ME Ehhhrummm DORAY ME FA SO LA! a one A two! A one TWO THREE

OHHH the wonderful thing about Jello

Jellos are wonderful things

the tops are made out of cow hooves

the bottoms are made out of ink

They’re Bouncy Trouncy Trouncy Fun FUN FUN FUN FUN

But the most wonderful thing about Jello is

I-I-I-I-I-I’m the only one

I'M the only one

Je-Double L-o


Caput Draconis - May 5, 2003 8:12 am (#711 of 2955)
Edited by May 5, 2003 1:14 am

*peers cautiously through peephole*

Hellooooo, I am Caput. I was wandering past while on the lookout for a nice young lady who promised me some form of fruit punch or iced tea in the name of Snape, but I seem to have been thrown by the gravitational pull of a jello lake into a kind of...institution...can't be, though...I’m perfectly normal...why a spoon, you ask? Cause it's dull you twit, it'll hurt more...ah...by Grabthar's hammer...I must be in the infamous AR/SS ward...forgive me, I just couldn't wait 'til Severus Day...


Istari Jones - May 5, 2003 10:55 am (#712 of 2955)

Yeah! yrraH's Back! Don't forget to cancel Christmas, Caput! Smile


Gina R Snape - May 5, 2003 4:22 pm (#713 of 2955)

Welcome, welcome, welcome Caput. Indeed, you are not alone in the AR/SS ward. *hands Caput a fruit punch*

I don't suppose anyone has warned you about the staff yet? Or the wand situation? Oh, well, you'll find out.

Caitlin, did you ever establish an inmate orientation here?


PyroGrl - May 6, 2003 1:23 am (#714 of 2955)

The wonderful thing about...TIGGERS!!! SmileSmileSmile


Cliff Hamaker - May 6, 2003 1:52 am (#715 of 2955)


Where ya been, buddy? I told you that living on the bottom of the Earth would be dangerous! You fell off didn't you? I knew it!

Cliff: Wilemina, where are your manners? Sorry, about that Caput. Long time no type. Smile

Clyffe: *grunt*

Cliff: That's "Hi". He's very brood-y.


Carina - May 6, 2003 5:20 am (#716 of 2955)

TO: Gina R. Snape, Snape Beverage Co.
FROM: Carina and KBR
RE: sufficient beverage stock for the DON'T BOTHER ME I'M READING! wing
Dear Ms. Snape,

In anticipation of the influx of guests I will be expecting at my summer residence mid-June, I would like to give your company plenty of advanced notice for an order of 120 cases of your Snape Beverages. While I understand that flavors are limited at this time I am requesting an equal allotment of any and all available flavors as of June 15th. I will need delivery of said beverages no later than noon, June 20th. Once I receive verification of this order, I will send you a draft from my Gringotts account for the amount due.

I also understand that the Snape beverage company has had some early success with other food and beverage items. If this is so, I would be interested in setting up a catering contract with your company for the week of June 21st to June 28th. Many of us are getting bored of the Jello that somehow got into the lake.

I await your reply.


Gina R Snape - May 6, 2003 5:14 pm (#717 of 2955)
Edited by May 6, 2003 10:15 am

To: Carina and KBR
From: Mrs. Gina R. Snape, Snape Beverages, Inc.
Re: Your order

Dear Ms. Carina et al.,
We are pleased to receive your order for 120 cases of Snape beverages. At this time, available beverages include:

  • iced tea (with or without lemon)
  • fruit punch
  • ginger wolfberry (with or without wolfsbane)
  • pumpkin lucosade
  • lemon lucosade
  • dragonfruit – passionfruit

All beverages now available in regular and sugar free (except ginger wolfberry with wolfsbane, which contains no sugar).

We also have on offer a limited supply of lemon squares, wizard bagels (with or without poppyseeds) and cream crackers with crab and calamari spread.

Your prior correspondence with Snape Beverages, Inc. shall constitute a binding agreement. Direct payment shall be expected upon delivery. Invoice will be owled with order.

Thank you for your interest in Snape products. We hope you and your guests will have a most enjoyable event.

Sincerely, Gina and Severus Snape


Gina R Snape - May 6, 2003 5:23 pm (#718 of 2955)

Hey, Carina.

I didn't want to reply on official letterhead. But, it sounds like you are going to have an amazing party! I'm going to convince Sevvie to throw in an extra batch of munchies--some things we're working on not officially on the market yet.

I can't wait!


PyroGrl - May 6, 2003 10:01 pm (#719 of 2955)

Am I invited?


Nine - May 6, 2003 10:09 pm (#720 of 2955)

Gina, can I get a look at that ginger wolfsberry with wolfsbane drink? Or have I seen that already? And could you ask Severus for me if it's true about sugar nullifying the effect? I have other sources that state that, but all information of that nature leads back to him and I have reason to wonder about it's veracity.

Carina, are you sure 120 cases will be enough? I think everyone in St. Mungo's other than the full-time staff will have checked in there, and I think I'm the only one who'll be there for less than a day.


Gina R Snape - May 7, 2003 12:08 am (#721 of 2955)

Hi Nine.

The ginger wolfsberry is new. We've test marketed it. I did not advance you any during the last full moon because of the potential loss of profit and copyright. Nothing personal, dear. And, yes, sugar does in fact nullify the effects. It's not just Severus' twisted sense of humour. But he'll like your thinking!


Cliff Hamaker - May 7, 2003 1:37 am (#722 of 2955)
Edited by May 6, 2003 6:46 pm

Cliff: I'll be out with you, Nine. I won't be able to help myself. Then I'll probably need to check into the Trying to Hold in All the Spoilers So That Everyone Else Can Read the Book Ward. Or THASSTEECRB ward. Hehe, it almost look likes Tasty Crab.... lol

Wilemina: FOOD!!!! I LIKE FOOD!!!!

Clyffe: Where's my castle????


!!Pinky - May 7, 2003 1:44 am (#723 of 2955)

Hey Pyro, park your bedpan next to mine so we can eat canary creams together while we're reading. Does anyone know if canaries can read? Or will I have to pause reading while I transform?


Carina - May 7, 2003 3:29 am (#724 of 2955)

Well, of course you're all invited! (I announced it way back in post 116 or something). If you haven't reserved your spot in the DON'T BOTHER ME, I'M READING! wing, you must do so as soon as possible. I understand that they are filling up quickly and only have a limited number of lake view rooms (I've been assured that the Jello will be cleared by then). Double occupancy is available. I've booked the main ballroom for the main festivities. Formal robes are encouraged, but not required. The concierge has assured me that we will be well taken care of and I have asked him to remove all calamari from the premises. Gina, I hope there won't be a problem if we have to up the order a bit, and thank your darling Severus for the lovely extras. I hope we can count on you both at our little get-together.


rettoP yrraH - May 7, 2003 3:51 am (#725 of 2955)

Is Snape drink Kosher?


PyroGrl - May 7, 2003 3:56 am (#726 of 2955)

-relaxes in the DON'T BOTHER ME I'M READING ward and glances nervously at the guardian- So if we leave before June 21st and don't come back until AFTER, will she attack us?


Caput Draconis - May 7, 2003 6:51 am (#727 of 2955)
Edited by May 6, 2003 11:51 pm

*gratefully accepts fruit punch*

To business. I first wish to enquire as to the vacancy of said lake-view rooms in the DON'T BOTHER ME I'M READING ward. Secondly, WILEMINAAAAAAA, you are correct, there was a slight inconvenience involving my living arrangements and the rotation of the earth that led to my temporary disappearance, but now I seem to be entirely here. Let me check...yup, I’m here. Cliff, hello. Clyffe, hello. And fear not, I cancelled a certain festive holiday long ago with several spork like instruments. Galork.


Denise S. - May 7, 2003 1:36 pm (#728 of 2955)
Edited by May 7, 2003 6:36 am

*turns to Carina and/or Caput*

I would like to reserve a room, please, for two--me and LJ. *pause* NO--in the DON'T BOTHER ME I'M READING WARD! *glares silently* Yes, and please a room with the best view of the lake. I must keep a watch out for the Giant Squid, in case *choke* what they say is true and the "Harry I'll tell you everything" bit is only the last sentence of the last chapter...*cries* *regains composure*

But really, I'd like to reserve that room. *watches as her name is written in the register* No, no, that's Grand Poobah with an H...yes, Grand Poobah of Ravens for Ravenclaw...that's right.

*goes back to the Why Must I Study For Exams? Ward*


Gina R Snape - May 7, 2003 5:17 pm (#729 of 2955)

Sam, yes, the drinks are Kosher.

Carina, I forgot to ask for a room with a view of the lake. Is it too late? I will up your order with a revised invoice. I must say, I'm well pleased with the reception of our product line. Thank you all.

I may take up early residence in the ward because I am planning my holiday, which starts 11 June. Can't wait!


rettoP yrraH - May 7, 2003 6:01 pm (#730 of 2955)

Boy o Boy! (btw Snapple was started by a Jewish woman Smile )


Cliff Hamaker - May 8, 2003 1:21 am (#731 of 2955)
Edited by May 7, 2003 6:24 pm

Wilemina: I want a room with a lake! And I want it now! *breaks into the song from Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory that was sung by Veruca Salt. You know. The "I want it now!" song.*

Cliff: So much energy... Gina, If you have a room left, and please tell me you do, I would like to reserve one for 2. Maybe three. Dunno if Mr. Sunshine will stop brooding by then.

Clyffe: *still brooding about his castle and now name-calling*


Gina R Snape - May 8, 2003 2:09 am (#732 of 2955)

Cliff, I'm not sure what you mean. I'm not booking rooms. And for that matter, Snape and I will require a private suite. A gracious drawing room for receiving visitors would be nice. But I don't expect it.


Cliff Hamaker - May 8, 2003 2:58 am (#733 of 2955)

Cliff: Too many personalities.... Sorry, Gina. CaN SOmEonE ReSeRVe mE a RoOM? PlEasE????


rettoP yrraH - May 8, 2003 3:27 am (#734 of 2955)

If anyone wants Docter Sam he will be in the DAMNIGOTALLERGIESANDICANTKEEPMYFINGEROUTOFMYNOSE ward *sniff*


Denise S. - May 8, 2003 4:17 am (#735 of 2955)

Really? No one's taking down reservations?

*looks left* *looks right*

*makes a MAD DASH for the DON'T BOTHER ME I'M READING WARD and successfully gets a room on the second floor with a perfect view of the lake*


*leaves door open for visitors*


Penny Lane. - May 8, 2003 1:53 pm (#736 of 2955)

Wait - someone was taking reservations, because I thought I reserved mine ages ago, like in January or something. If there are no actual reservations - I might just stay in my "My Fanfiction is driving me Crazy" ward. It should be pretty quiet on June 21st, seeing as ya'll will be crammed into the "Don't Bother Me I"m Reading Ward" My room has a private bath, and beautiful view of the lake and the Quidditch field. Also, I've had it soundproofed - so anyone who wants to party from now until June 19th, can come join me.. – It’s on the 5th floor, right across from the "Don't Bother Me I'm Reading" ward entrance.


!!Pinky - May 8, 2003 2:09 pm (#737 of 2955)

I thought we were all hard core HP fans here. I don't understand all of this "room with a view of the lake" thing going on. I just want to have a place to sit on my magic bedpan and be left alone. I will not look up or down, to the right or the left until I have finished the book. Why would I need a room with a view? I'm looking at the book, for crying out loud; I can look at the lake all I want to before the book comes out.


Penny Lane. - May 8, 2003 2:36 pm (#738 of 2955)
Edited by May 8, 2003 7:37 am

Well - when you get up to go to the bathroom, or to get some coffee, wouldn't you rather look at the Lake while you are pouring your coffee, then a plain grey cinderblock wall?

I know that I couldn't pour coffee or make soup while reading - I've tried it before - not a pretty site.


Gina R Snape - May 8, 2003 2:40 pm (#739 of 2955)

I don't want a room by the lake just for the view. I'd like to open the window and have a healthy breeze.


rettoP yrraH - May 8, 2003 4:28 pm (#740 of 2955)

Penny you’re not going to read it in the bathroom? That’s where I'm reading the whole thing!


!!Pinky - May 8, 2003 4:40 pm (#741 of 2955)

Get up to use the bathroom? I thought bedpans were for.... uhhh.... never mind. Right. If there are any more rooms with a lake view, I'll take one.


Denise S. - May 8, 2003 7:44 pm (#742 of 2955)
Edited by May 8, 2003 12:44 pm

*looks around importantly* Well, as a devoted member of the DIGS Brigade, how else will I be able to keep a look out for Dumbledore if I don't have a perfect view of the lake? What, you think the staff would just let him walk into the wings? *gives a knowing look* They know better than to let the patients get all excited like that. No, my dear co-mates and brothers in exile, this room with a view is of utmost importance!


PyroGrl - May 8, 2003 11:44 pm (#743 of 2955)
Edited by May 8, 2003 4:44 pm

I have joined Istari's birthday party and I'm singing Happy Birthday at the top of my lungs.

And many more on channel four. Frankenstein on channel nine. Scooby Doo on channel 2. Days of our Lives on channel five. Barbie and Ken on channel 10.


PyroGrl - May 8, 2003 11:47 pm (#744 of 2955)

I'm also singing along to that Sister Act I song...Oh Maria! That red-headed nun is a really good singer, I think. I keep trying to hit that high note she does and I can't. Hmm...


Denise S. - May 8, 2003 11:55 pm (#745 of 2955)
Edited by May 8, 2003 4:56 pm

*wipes up the blood leaking from her ear after yet another attempted high note*

I'll have to give the staff a note about sound-proofing this ward...



PyroGrl - May 9, 2003 12:07 am (#746 of 2955)


*sings it to prove I can*


Istari Jones - May 9, 2003 12:23 am (#747 of 2955)
Edited by May 8, 2003 5:34 pm

Yes, today is my birthday and I am fortyse...uhh, 23 years old! So, in order to celebrate I'm having a party in my room. I have three big screens TVs in my room playing various movies for the entire party (X-men, HP[of course], LOTR, and anything else that crosses our mind). the one and only Gandalf will arrive at midnight for some stupendous fireworks, and Elvis (yes, THE Elvis, in his ghostly form!!!) will provide for our singing pleasure all his number one songs from2 am till 5 am.

Please bring NO presents, as your insane wit, impressive sense of humor, glorious personalities, and undying friendship is all I need (although I wouldn't say no to a bottle of Ogden's Old Firewhiskey) I've ordered 63 pizzas with various delectable toppings, have plenty of Cheez-its and buffalo wings, plus a veggie tray with yummy Ranch dip. BYOB (Snape Beverages strongly encouraged!)

As a birthday present to myself I have bought a fax machine with anticipation of faxes pages from a certain book "borrowed" from an undisclosed source.

Be there or be square!

(PS, Kip, if you happen to get a bill in the mail for 63 pizzas from "Pizzas R Us", well, it really wasn't from me!)


Istari Jones - May 9, 2003 12:32 am (#748 of 2955)
Edited by May 8, 2003 5:35 pm

Oh, Pyro!!! (Sobs into a Hagrid size handkerchief) Th...that was the most...(sob)...Bea-U-tiful song...(sniff)... I have ever heard! (Hands Denise some cotton balls for her bleeding ear with tears streaming down my face).

Ahhh! The first pages are coming through on my new fax machine!!! Let's read it together, shall we? Ahem..."Once upon a time there were three bears: a great big Poppa bear, a middle size Momma bear, and..." Hey! Wait a minute! Property of Hogwarts Library??!??!This isn't what I was supposed to be getting!


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PyroGrl - May 9, 2003 12:36 am (#750 of 2955)

What were you supposed to get, again? Smile

Uh oh. I already got you a present..*hands over a tiny box and watches as Istari opens it. Twenty three mini dragons and unicorns and pegasi and unipegs fly out.*
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Istari Jones - May 9, 2003 12:37 am (#751 of 2955)

Yes. Yes I do. And this one has all the edited scenes in their proper places in the movie. And with all the outtakes. And it came with a free bag of microwave popcorn.


Istari Jones - May 9, 2003 12:39 am (#752 of 2955)
Edited by May 8, 2003 5:40 pm

Pyro, I love it! This has to be the nicest present I have ever received!! (Wipes another tear from her eye) They are absolutely adorable! Do they bite?


PyroGrl - May 9, 2003 12:43 am (#753 of 2955)

Nope. They're house-broken and trained, too. Just...don't blow into the nose of the red dragon...NO! WAIT! I SAID DON'T! uhoh...-watches in dismay as dragon grows life-size-


Gina R Snape - May 9, 2003 12:57 am (#754 of 2955)

Happy birthday Istari!!!!


Cliff Hamaker - May 9, 2003 1:24 am (#755 of 2955)
Edited by May 8, 2003 6:25 pm

Wilemina: FOOD! *takes 43 pizzas and sits in a corner*

Cliff: Well, that got HER out of the way... Pyro, I am SO with ya! XMEN 2 ROCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!










Does that express my love for the movie enough?

BTW, Happy Birth-day, Istari!!!

Clyffe: *was sent away to his castle for a while and successfully found the key under the mat*


Cliff Hamaker - May 9, 2003 1:28 am (#756 of 2955)

Cliff: Oh! Pyro, I LOVE that song!!!

Wake me up, I can't wake up, Save me!....

Wilemina: *has eaten her way through 15 of the pizzas*


Istari Jones - May 9, 2003 2:04 am (#757 of 2955)
Edited by May 8, 2003 7:05 pm

(Stares upward into the eyes of the red dragon Smaug.) Now, that's what I call a dragon! I hope LJ stays hidden! I don't think he can outrun a dragon.

(Hands Wilemina some Antacids...) Thanks, Gina and Cliff! Hmmm, maybe we better order some more pizzas, huh? Glad Clyffe found the key. Sorry he'll miss a great party.

Yes, Pyro has developed into quite the little singing talent here at St. Mungo's! Now if we can teach her to tap dance we can bill her as a little Shirley Temple.


PyroGrl - May 9, 2003 2:21 am (#758 of 2955)

There is no way I'm tap dancing.

*legs go out of control in a little tap dance*

b-but . . . .!


rettoP yrraH - May 9, 2003 2:38 am (#759 of 2955)

Memo to all the staff: As of June 21st 2003 all staff will get water beds and lay-Z boys/girls SO NEENEEER TO ALL THE NON STAFF! AND I AM ON THE STAFF Really I am! Look at my paper tag that i made in the art room it says; DOCTOR SAM. I made it myself *beams*


Gina R Snape - May 9, 2003 2:45 am (#760 of 2955)

Ugh. I hate waterbeds. Glad I'm not a staff member!

*Accio recliner!* bwah ha ha! Now I have one!


Carina - May 9, 2003 2:49 am (#761 of 2955)

Maybe the staff will be so relaxed, they'll fall asleep and leave us alone on June 21st.

Yes, yes, I've checked with the reservations desk and you are all on the VIP list. The only concern they had was whether Cliff, Clyffe and Wilemina needed one, two or three rooms. They've also informed me that the "I TOLD YOU SO!" suite will be available on the 22nd of June for anyone who is interested.


Cliff Hamaker - May 9, 2003 2:58 am (#762 of 2955)

Cliff: You know what, I'll take one room. And give Wilemina my wand to conjure up some food. That'll keep her busy for hours. And Istari, Clyffe would've brooded about whether or not to have fun at the party, soI think he's ok. Wink

Wilemina: *licking the pizza boxes for whatever she can find*

Cliff* Wilemina, no honey. That's not civilised. *Wilemina tries to bite off his hand* I think *someone* has an eating problem... *runs to watch X Men 2* Hehe!


rettoP yrraH - May 9, 2003 4:14 am (#763 of 2955)

*:goes off to the STOLENBOOKISBS ward**


Istari Jones - May 9, 2003 11:11 am (#764 of 2955)
Edited by May 9, 2003 4:11 am

*Yawns* Wow, that was some party. Hey Dr. Sam...do you need the three bears for your SB ward? I think we'll have the party again tonight. Can't have enough Xmen or Elvis, or fireworks...WHooooops! (Slips on something on the floor) Hey, is Smaug housebroken? Wait - Pyro...Don't dance over here! - wait!! (Sounds of screaming, squeaky sliding sounds, crashing, loud moaning...)


Lenka - May 9, 2003 2:15 pm (#765 of 2955)
Edited by May 9, 2003 7:15 am

Wait, aren't there two women in X-men? Maybe the person who made this wanted to show that they changed their gender, you know, Ex-men...

# Runs from Cliff*

AAARRRGGGGHHHH no, I didn't mean that. I didn't say that. I take that back. Please don't hurt me!


Kip Carter - May 9, 2003 2:32 pm (#766 of 2955)


Don't worry about the pizza bill! I just added it to Lucius Malfoy's credit card to go as a miscellaneous expense for the Longbottoms. He will never catch it and even if he does, he can do anything about it. How do you think we paid the bills on the Forums for the things you guys constantly use or destroy! No big thing, he's got more than two Knuts to rub together! Not only that, if he gets too huffy, I will let the word out about why he had to marry Narcissa.

Hope you had a great birthday. Sorry that I missed the party. But I had a lot going on so I can act surprised tomorrow. We bulls have got to stick together. Oh, and I mixed an extra portion of liver into Doctor Sam's yogurt so he will be very happy for the next couple of days and should stay out of everyone's way.

Also, Elvis did not leave the building until very early this morning. What did you do to him? He really looked All Shook Up and was muttering something about "Don't Be Cruel to his Hound Dog!" while hugging his Teddy Bear. I hope you know what he was talking about. He did say that some of those people at your party had good voices, but just did not know how to move their hips around. He did say one girl reminded him of Priscilla; however one character looked like a dragon or something like that! Go figure.


Gina R Snape - May 9, 2003 3:18 pm (#767 of 2955)

Kip! So glad you've joined us. So you're a taurus too, eh? Cool!

And, very clever charging Lucius. How very Slytherin of you! I'm proud. Maybe we should do that with the Snape food and drinks order Carina made for June. nudge, nudge


Istari Jones - May 9, 2003 4:51 pm (#768 of 2955)

Ahhh, Sir Kip (and fellow Taurean Smile

Thank you for the birthday wishes! As for why Elvis is still in the building, you will pardon me if that remains a secret...after all, I am a lady!

Also many thanks for "taking care" of the pizza bill (Really, I would have reimbursed you after my billions were cleared from my Swiss bank in Zurich). And I agree with Gina, that was quite Slytherin of you! How brilliant! That's why you get paid the big bucks here at St. Mungo's, right? So, 'fess up...what's this about Lucius and Narcissa?

Yes, the party will continue on tonight. Food, drink, dancing...yes, we Taureans really know how to party! We'll be adding the disco ball and more karaoke singing with Elvis himself. I'm trying to hook Smaug up with the lady dragon from "Shrek" so things may be a bit crowded in my solitary confinement room. So, if it's nice out we'll party in the Quidditch field. Look for the bonfire!


Marye Lupin - May 9, 2003 9:29 pm (#769 of 2955)

I loved X2! Is anybody going to see the Matrix?

Elvis was here? and Gandolf? *grumbles* that's what I get for taking exams instead of dedicating all my time to HP related discussions.


Marye Lupin - May 9, 2003 9:36 pm (#770 of 2955)

F O R T Y T H R E E D A Y S . . . . .

(school ends for me the DAY BEFORE June 21 (i.e. June 20)-- just one more thing to make the time pass s l o w e r . . .)


PyroGrl - May 9, 2003 10:01 pm (#771 of 2955)
Edited by May 9, 2003 3:01 pm


There will be a fire-to-fire match between PyroGrl (aka Pyro) and John (aka Pyro) in the HE STOLE MY NAME ward. Tickets are two sickles. Dr Sam is selling them. There will be no interference during the match and WILL SOMEONE PLEASE CONTROL THAT BLOODY DRAGON BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE GETS HURT?!

That is all.


Istari Jones - May 9, 2003 10:15 pm (#772 of 2955)

Hmmm, two fire-breathing dragons (Smaug and Lady Dragon from Shrek) and two human pyromaniacs. Looks like the bonfire will not be needed at the Quidditch field tonight. However, can everyone bring either hotdogs and hotdog buns, or marshmallows, chocolate bars, and graham crackers to make S'mores? Thank you!


PyroGrl - May 9, 2003 10:17 pm (#773 of 2955)

The intense heat will melt them.


Istari Jones - May 9, 2003 10:29 pm (#774 of 2955)

Pyro - melt...what? The hot dogs? Well, we can always order more pizza!


PyroGrl - May 9, 2003 10:42 pm (#775 of 2955)

No, the s'mores. Marshmallows and such. Smile


PyroGrl - May 9, 2003 10:55 pm (#776 of 2955)

In merely half an hour, the battle will begin. (I have horseback riding tonight and I won't be back until late.) So, Dr. Sam, getting selling! I have a feeling Lucius Malfoy will need the money after he sees the bill...Smile


PyroGrl - May 9, 2003 11:39 pm (#777 of 2955)

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen and whatever else may be out in the stands right now…anyway. Welcome to the ultimate showdown between PyroGrl (a.k.a. Pyro) and John (a.k.a. Pyro), live in the HE STOLE MY NAME ward! My name is Bi Crikey and I am the announcer person.

Entering the Quidditch pitched-sized arena is John! He’s looking fine and ready with his lighter in hand. Still haven’t learned how to create it, eh, Johnny? Well, you’d better be quick with that lighter because the REAL PYRO knows how to create it!

And here she comes, entering from the right! Here she is, PYROGRL! She’s looking angrier than I’ve ever seen her…you’d better be careful, John!

John: It’s PYRO, to you!

Well, the winner of this battle will be dubbed “Pyro”. Until then, SHE is PyroGrl and you are John.

John: Well then, can we get this over with?

Good idea, John. Five…four…three…two…one…GO!

And PyroGrl hits him with a fireball right in the belly! That must hurt! He’s flicked out his lighter and is sending fire toward PyroGrl. She dodges it easily…IT’S CHASING HER! Oh, look at that! She’s sending her own fire toward John’s! Why is she only using one hand? Oh, I see—LOOKOUT JOHN, IT’S COMING RIGHT AT—oh, that must have hurt him. Audience, be careful. There are some fireballs shooting everywhere. WATCH IT, PINKY! IT’S GONNA HIT YOU! Oh my…do you want Madam Pomfrey to treat you now or later? Later? OK then. LJ, watch it! Get out of the way! Oh dear…I think it’s known to the world that LJ is a he now, folks…Would someone get him some shorts? Yeah, thanks…

Oh, PyroGrl has been hit!

PyroGrl: …Tis but a scratch!

But your arm’s burnt off!

PyroGrl: …No it isn’t!

*sighs and replaces arm*

You’re right, as usual. Anyway…oh, John is burned! Nice shot, PG!

JOHN IS DOWN! ONE, TWO, THREE! JOHN IS DOWN FOR THE COUNT! AND THE WINNER, AND THE REAL PYRO, IS PYROGRL! Who is now known as Pyro…Let’s all give her a round of applause!


Denise S. - May 10, 2003 12:37 am (#778 of 2955)
Edited by May 9, 2003 5:37 pm

*Cheers wildly for Pyro*

I root for the good guys anyway!

*hopes she remembered the movie correctly*


Gina R Snape - May 10, 2003 12:37 am (#779 of 2955)
Edited by May 9, 2003 5:38 pm

woo hoo! You go, PYROGRL! I drank some of Snape's special potion left over from when he was protecting the Philosopher's Stone so I could sit right up front. I was rooting for you the whole time.


Cliff Hamaker - May 10, 2003 1:22 am (#780 of 2955)

Cliff: GO GINA!!!!!!

Wilemina: I smell HOT DOGS!!! *runs out onto the Quidditch pitch*


Hey, can I be Iceman?! PLEASE? I like Iceman. He's cool. And he gets to out ith Rogue! Who I absolutely love. Along with all the other X Men. Especially Storm (and not just because she's played by Halley, ok?!) and Jean... *sniff* Jean... I LOVE YOU JEAN!!! Wolverine and Cyclops are SO gone!!!


Istari Jones - May 10, 2003 3:11 am (#781 of 2955)

*Sitting in the stands , eyebrows singed off, nose pink and peeling slightly*

Wow, these are good hot dogs!

Way to go, Pyro girl! That exhibit shows the difference between a wanna-be and a true professional!

Say, does anyone have a fire extinguisher? The quidditch stands are on fire. And I think the dragons are setting the local village on fire, also. Boy, Lucius is gonna have one heck of a bill on this month's credit card, poor guy.....(snicker^_^)


Marie E. - May 10, 2003 4:49 am (#782 of 2955)

Gosh, I'm gone for a week and lookie at all the partying I miss. At least the bonfire is still blazing. *grabs a marshmallow and some graham crackers*

Congratulations, Pyrogirl! Well done!

And, happy birthday, Istari!!! Many happy returns!!!


!!Pinky - May 10, 2003 1:09 pm (#783 of 2955)

CHEERS! Don't worry about me, Pyro, the errant fireball that hit me was nothing compared to the things I go through when Brain tries to take over the world every night. Congratulations, Pyro, I always knew you were the true Pyro. All hail Pyro!


Denise S. - May 10, 2003 1:44 pm (#784 of 2955)
Edited by May 10, 2003 6:44 am

*hails Pyro*


Nine - May 10, 2003 3:20 pm (#785 of 2955)

*attempting to melt a hot dog in the aftermath.* Congrats, PyroGrl! I missed the fun! Oh, well. Happy birthday, Istari.

Did anyone manage to find out who was taking reservations for the "I'm Reading" Ward? Because I need to change my reservations to some room where no one will hear me if I start yelling at the characters for doing something stupid. I think that would count as a spoiler if I did so.


Gina R Snape - May 10, 2003 4:09 pm (#786 of 2955)

Nine, you are so thoughtful! I've heard tell that all the rooms are soundproof capable, though, with a simple spell.

PyroGrl, may I offer you some of our newest Snape product? I'm sure you'll want to bathe after such a grueling endeavor.


PyroGrl - May 10, 2003 7:09 pm (#787 of 2955)


Er...maybe next time. I'm currently being tended to by Madam Pomfrey for my MINOR burns while JOHN -yells the name- has MAJOR burns. (heheheh)


Istari Jones - May 10, 2003 8:13 pm (#788 of 2955)

Thanks, Marie and Nine! Yes, our little Pro certainly proved herself to be "hot stuff" (Hands Pyro a s'more made of severely burned marshmallows)

Say, Gina, are we supposed to drink the bat oil warm or on ice???


Gina R Snape - May 10, 2003 10:05 pm (#789 of 2955)

No, Istari. You don't drink it. It's bath oil. You bathe in it. I even had a couple of volunteers here try it out for me a few hundred posts back.

I thought it would be soothing for PyroGrl's burns. But she might be a little too burned just yet.


!!Pinky - May 11, 2003 2:50 am (#790 of 2955)

A bath might be too much for our dear sweet Pyro (the one and only), but she may be able to dab a little of the oil on her burns. It should be quite soothing.


rettoP yrraH - May 11, 2003 4:51 am (#791 of 2955)

*:runs down hall way*: I STEPPED ON ELVIS’ BLUE SHOES!!!!!!


Istari Jones - May 11, 2003 5:01 am (#792 of 2955)

B-bath oil?

(Long pause)

I wondered why my birthday punch tasted a little odd.....


Gina R Snape - May 11, 2003 6:26 am (#793 of 2955)

No, no, no. There was no bath oil in the punch. Someone must have slipped some Bertie Bott's sardine flavour beans in the mix or something.

ooooh, it must've been the staff!


Istari Jones - May 11, 2003 6:32 am (#794 of 2955)

Ohhh, those nasty party poopers!


PyroGrl - May 11, 2003 6:39 pm (#795 of 2955)

-glares pointedly at Dr Sam- Call yourself a doctor? -grabs some Snape bath oil and uses it- Hey, it's quite soothing...what's that? ...



rettoP yrraH - May 11, 2003 7:05 pm (#796 of 2955)

I.....AM......A.....DOCTOR!!! Mmmmm Bat Guano. Makes good shampoo HAHA SHAM-POO HAHAHAHAAHA *:is carried off to the PunFactory wing*:


Istari Jones - May 11, 2003 7:30 pm (#797 of 2955)

Is it cheating...


Istari Jones - May 11, 2003 7:30 pm (#798 of 2955)

to post several times...


Istari Jones - May 11, 2003 7:31 pm (#799 of 2955)

just to be...


Istari Jones - May 11, 2003 7:31 pm (#800 of 2955)

Post #800? Smile

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Slytherin Prefect - May 11, 2003 9:13 pm (#801 of 2955)

*SP talks to his rubber snake toy*

Istari is being a nuisance, who, on top of which, desires the power of 800. You know what to do, Nagini...


Nine - May 11, 2003 11:12 pm (#802 of 2955)

To cast any spells, I'd need my wand back...

The staff is starting to invest in Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans, so I really think we should steal the kitchen keys.


wormsé - May 11, 2003 11:43 pm (#803 of 2955)

I think it was Caitlin who was reserving spots... but anywho... I call a window view of the lake room. And Happy Birthday Istari!! *SOB* I missed all the partying!!! Ah well... You may have to hold my spot in the DONT BOTHER ME I'M READING WARD a bit longer than everyone else's... My Mommy won't let me pre-order the book!!!


Cliff Hamaker - May 12, 2003 2:13 am (#804 of 2955)

I say do it anyway!!! That is SO unfair! Is she on staff, Lindsay? That would explain a lot...

Dang. Lost Wilemina... If anyone sees a girl in pigtails about the size of Dudley, which would be the size of a baby killer whale, porking out on... anything, tell me. Thank 'ye!

Oh, Nine... I *might've* heard *something* about a certain instrument which causes certain *things* to happen being in the locked cabinet in the third floor corridor on the right-hand side... And I know it's true because... Well, I just do. Wink


PyroGrl - May 12, 2003 2:24 am (#805 of 2955)



Cliff Hamaker - May 12, 2003 2:36 am (#806 of 2955)

AND I! I AM STRONGER THAN ALL OF YOU!!! FOR I AM POST NUMBER *)^ (when translated, is 806) !!!!!

And because I have a WAND!!!! Cleverly disguised as a... NO! NOT THE CALAMARI!!! SAVE ME!!!!!!!! *dragged away by shadowy figures into a dark room from which one hears horrible screams*


PyroGrl - May 12, 2003 2:51 am (#807 of 2955)

*stares at Cliff while proudly pointing at "post*807*


rettoP yrraH - May 12, 2003 4:12 am (#808 of 2955)

*:sits crosseyed in the corner singing to himself*:

The ants go marching one by one



the ants go marching one by one



the ants go marching one by one, the little one stops to fix its bun...no not bun...umm...err...GUN!!

and they all go marching down to the ground to get out of the rain

*:laughs at his favorite part and plays accompaniment with pots and pans*:


The aunts*:haha* go marching two by two



The ants go marching two by two



The ants go marching two by two

The little one stops to make a poo, and they all go marching


to the ground

to get out

of the rain



Gina R Snape - May 12, 2003 5:06 pm (#809 of 2955)

Oh, dear. Have we been eating the jello again, Cliff and Sam?

I, myself, am having fitful, restless sleeps. I tell you. 39 days to go. How is it I can feel withdrawal symptoms for something I haven't gotten a hold of yet?


Denise S. - May 12, 2003 7:51 pm (#810 of 2955)


I think I'll be moving into the "Need a Faster Connection to Read the HPL Forum" Ward.

On the other hand, LJ is starting to shed more fur again and has grown to three and a half feet tall (up four inches from two weeks ago!). I think the Jello-free diet is helping. Isn't it LJ?

LJ: *nods*

Yeah. Anyhow, I'll be packing to move if anyone needs me.


Cliff Hamaker - May 13, 2003 1:39 am (#811 of 2955)

*stumbles out of the dark room, his face blank and staring*

*he sits down in the hall mumbling to himself* "Bub-ba bubbub bubabub bubab bubab...


Istari Jones - May 13, 2003 1:50 am (#812 of 2955)

(Sniff) OK, so...800 isn't as special as 805, 806, 807, or the lucky palindrome 808. Obviously 808 has magical powers. Look what it did to yrraH. It made him a singing sensation. If he learns to tap dance Pyro will have still more competition to fight off. (Hmmm, methinks I'll keep a watch for #888!)

Don't worry, Lindsay, when's you birthday? Who's birthday is next? I say we party until we get it right! (I mean, not burning
anything down next time!)

Ooooo, LJ, what a big fella he is, aren't ya? Huh? Aren't ya? (Scratches LJ behind the ears) What a little sweetie! Uhh, Denise... I think one of LJ's ear just fell off...does someone have some spellotape to hook it back on? Sorry, LJ

Hey, what's wrong with Cliff?


Cliff Hamaker - May 13, 2003 2:59 am (#813 of 2955)
Edited by May 12, 2003 7:59 pm

*deteriorates to wailing and general noise making*



Ticker - May 13, 2003 3:44 am (#814 of 2955)

*Slides at amazing speed across the hallway tiles in her new purple fur socks*

Hey guys! Look what I found out on the Quidditch field! I think it may have been a whole- footed PJ suit but it was singed from the knees up. This is SOOOOO cool. Did I ever mention that I had a crush on Donny Osmond when I was 6?

BTW, Pyro, you ROCK! Well that's what the charcoal letters across the Quidditch field say. Congratulations!

Sorry I'm late for your birthday Istari. Hope you like the gift I brought. (Hands Istari a dry package of "Grow your own miniature Sea Squids" - just add water.)

Denise S., I think you've been on the same ward for too long if it's going to take you 41 days to pack - or is LJ packing for you. He seems to be taller but still a little slow. (Hands LJ a razor.) You could probably use that, LJ. (Watches while LJ slowly shaves his cheek & the splotchy purple fur grows back by the time he reaches his chin.) Well, someday LJ.

Cliff, could you please articulate your wailing more understandably?

Gina, I'll take a bat oil please. I could use a long bath after Mother's day. Way too much fun here. Too bad it's on Sunday rather than say, Friday night. Man, I hate work on Mondays.

Hey, I reserved a room on the DBMIR Ward, but I've decided to rent a pontoon instead. (turns in her room key, which turns out to have "Janitor" written across it) You're all welcome to join me - quietly - on the 21st.


rettoP yrraH - May 13, 2003 4:27 am (#815 of 2955)
Edited by May 12, 2003 9:32 pm






BOOM BOOM BOOM *:goes hoarse*: boom boom?


Lenka - May 13, 2003 11:55 am (#816 of 2955)

Did I ever mention that I had a crush on Donny Osmond when I was 6?

That's nothing, Ticker. You know who my classmates THINK I have a crush on? Harry Potter! They're mad, the lot of them. You know - Muggles.




Denise S. - May 13, 2003 5:48 pm (#817 of 2955)

Oh, don't worry about the ear, Istari. That's just a sloth ear, he has to get rid of them before his human ears can grow back. I told him he should probably take them off himself, but he didn't listen to me.

*turns to LJ* See? It wasn't so bad after all.

LJ: *pulls his other sloth ear off*

Isn't that all better, LJ?

LJ: *doesn't hear*

I said, ISN'T THAT---oh my. Oops, LJ's not gonna be able to hear anything for a while, guys. *nervously* Heh heh--.


Nine - May 13, 2003 9:53 pm (#818 of 2955)

Do we know who/what LJ actually is yet?

Thanks, Cliff. Yes, that is my wand. Sheesh, it's like they don't trust me. Me, a part-time staff member, wandless? It's not as if I tell you guys every plot against the patients...wait, I do...never mind.

By the way, Cliff, Sam, drink this. I came up with it accidentally while trying to modify Wolfsbane Potion.

*sweeps off in purple fur cloak, wand (looking like a stethoscope) looped around my neck.*


Gina R Snape - May 14, 2003 12:39 am (#819 of 2955)

*sweeps off in purple fur cloak, wand (looking like a stethoscope) looped around my neck.*

You've got style, Nine.


Cliff Hamaker - May 14, 2003 1:28 am (#820 of 2955)

*recovers from his hysteria with the potion given to him by Nine*

Thanks, Nine! THAT was wierd... Don't remember a thing. Hmm... Oh, well. Nothing new.

*marching, Cliff joins Sam and his singing*

The ants go marching four by four...!


Istari Jones - May 14, 2003 2:26 am (#821 of 2955)

Awww, thanks, Ticker! "Sea Squids; Just add water..." Hmmm. I wonder if it's a whole bunch of little squids, or...could it be? Maybe one GIANT squid? (Throws package into lake) WOW! It's a giant one! Yippee!

(While heading back inside sees Nagini stuck in a doorway, her middle extremely round, firm, and wiggly. Could Slytherin Prefect's plan have failed? Did Nagini eat Wilemina, instead? In the background the faint smell of marinara sauce wafts up from the kitchens.....)


Cliff Hamaker - May 14, 2003 3:01 am (#822 of 2955)

Cliff: WILEMINA!!!!!!!! *stops marching and runs to the front door to inspect Nagini* Hmmmm.... Nope. It's a little smaller than a baby killer whale. May be LJ though... Don't tell Denise...


Slytherin Prefect - May 14, 2003 3:16 am (#823 of 2955)

*looks at his rubber toy snake* "Okay, Nagini, you can go and foil Istari's plans any time now.....


rettoP yrraH - May 14, 2003 3:49 am (#824 of 2955)

It was a one-headlight, one-horn, Flying Purplebus Wizard-eater. WHAT A SITE TO SEE!


Istari Jones - May 14, 2003 10:51 am (#825 of 2955)
Edited by May 14, 2003 3:52 am

*Awakens abruptly from a bad dream** Brrr-r-r-r! That was scary! I dreamed I was about to become a rich and famous international spy. Then, all of a sudden, a one head-lighted, one-horned, Flying Purplebus Wizard-Eater appeared. The doors slowly opened. Out slithered a huge rubber snake that promptly ruined my plans for a brighter tomorrow! Its colors were green and black. I know it's a premonition! Hmmm, has Slytherin Prefect developed a diabolical scheme to thwart my plans?


Cliff Hamaker - May 14, 2003 3:40 pm (#826 of 2955)

*is lost with all the talk of "plans" going around*

I'm confused... Again... *runs and joins Istari's Giant Squid in the Jello Lake*



Gina R Snape - May 14, 2003 8:58 pm (#827 of 2955)

*gasp* Istari! I had nearly the same dream. Only, in my dream the snake offered me to join him in his quest for world domination. I think it is Slytherin Prefect...


Istari Jones - May 14, 2003 10:55 pm (#828 of 2955)
Edited by May 14, 2003 3:56 pm

*Pulls out her blueprints for new castle off the Welsh coastline*

Hey! There's something wet and awful-smelling on the plans for my new home! And it has silver foil all over it!

*Turns to her drafting table with detailed plans of a complicated diagram*

Hey! Someone drew crayon happy faces all over my secret perpetual motion machine! AND there's silver foil all over it too!

*looks at the invitations for a planned all-expense paid trip to Alaska*

And what are my tickets doing wrapped up in silver aluminum foil?

Who's foiling all my well-laid plans? *Begins to receive intense mental telepathy signals of the initials SP from Gina*

What can this mean? I must find out.....


wormsé - May 15, 2003 12:46 am (#829 of 2955)

OK guys, May 23rd is my Birthday, a little over one week away!!! I have decided (since it's a Friday) to reserve the whole It's My Birthday Let's Have A Party ward (IMBLHAP) for all of next weekend. It's St. Mungo's newest floor addition complete with a kitchen, bowling alley, pool, skating rink, shopping center, Quidditch Field, Library (fully stocked with HP books...), and a movie theatre showing Alan Rickman movies all day. BTW-- It has a HUGE window view of the lake!!! Now, I decided to give at least a week’s notice to make sure everyone knew about it. I'm ordering all kinds of pizza and stuff, but your welcome to bring as much of whatever... (Don't worry... it, too, will be billed to Luscious...) Anyways-- I'm off to visit the DIGS ward since I've been scarce there lately... (Just finished CATS Testing, now here comes the final exams.... and my trip to Washington D.C... and all these stupid projects the teachers have dumped on us...)


Cliff Hamaker - May 15, 2003 1:52 am (#830 of 2955)

*Wilemina pokes her head out of the ventilation shaft at the news of pizza*

Cliff: Wilemina!!! Come down before you hurt yourself! I didn't know she could fit in there... And what are you carrying around a roll of foil for?!

*attempts to climb into the ventilation duct after her, but Wilemina disappears too quickly* Dang...


Istari Jones - May 15, 2003 3:04 am (#831 of 2955)

Will we have a fitness club there, too? Gosh, with all this pizza we'll need to do something to lose weight!


rettoP yrraH - May 15, 2003 3:18 am (#832 of 2955)

Well, I have a fitness club! Donuts And Marshmallows, Nachos, Espeshily Donuts - - or D.A.M.N.E.D.(ifIgetfat). Any joiners?


PyroGrl - May 15, 2003 3:27 am (#833 of 2955)

*giggles* First it's CRAP and now it's DAMNED! What will you think of next, Sammie?


rettoP yrraH - May 15, 2003 4:28 am (#834 of 2955)

well I was thinking of Sam’s Help Is Tops but that would not go over well


Lenka - May 15, 2003 7:20 am (#835 of 2955)



Gina R Snape - May 15, 2003 2:45 pm (#836 of 2955)

Wow, Lindsay. When it's your birthday, it's EVERYBODY'S birthday!!! woohoo. I am soooo there!

I'll bring some diet Snape for the dieters amongst us.


Nine - May 15, 2003 8:08 pm (#837 of 2955)

*Off putting charms on the kitchen in preparation for the staff's attempt to take control of St. Mungo's back during the party*


Slytherin Prefect - May 15, 2003 9:05 pm (#838 of 2955)

*SP stares at his rubber snake toy, which has still refused to leave the room*
Control, Nagini, is an illusion. For the essence of the world is chaos. Chaos, I tell you. Chaos is why one man is born a model, his brother a monster. Why politicians get fat while honest men starve. Why Leonardo DiCaprio is allowed to continue making movies, why in the end it was a half-blood what opened the Chamber of Secrets, and why these fools think they have my wand.

Control? I tell you, my pet, it does not exist.

Power? Now that is different. Can one seize control with power? Never. The more 'control' you think you have, the more power slips through your fingers.

Oh? How do you gain power you ask? That is a very good question, my slithering companion. In order to answer that, I must first tell you what power is. Power is taken by grabbing ahold of the chaos and bending it to your own whims. To rule the world, you must learn to shape the chaos, like a sculptor shapes clay, and use the very world against itself. Then, you have power.

The power to control chaos.

Istari Jones - May 16, 2003 12:54 am (#839 of 2955)

Hey, who trashed my room? I'm getting really tired of all the chaos around here! (Walks off grumbling to herself......)


Cliff Hamaker - May 16, 2003 1:21 am (#840 of 2955)

*overhearing Josh's speech, he pokes his head in the room*

Um... If you shape chaos with whatever power you have, wouldn't that be controlling chaos? And by controlling chaos it would then negate itself and become not-chaos. Right???


Eloise Midgen - May 16, 2003 1:58 am (#841 of 2955)

Eloise Midgen sits on the floor, trying to understand power, control, and chaos. In the end, she decides, all it comes down to is Jello and Frank Bryce.


Alaria Relladrem - May 16, 2003 5:14 am (#842 of 2955)

But control is chaos, and chaos is control...


rettoP yrraH - May 16, 2003 5:28 am (#843 of 2955)

The Doctor is in! All who seek brains of any type join me in Errolisking ward for the new motivational speech “Sam’s Help Is Tops” or TIHS backwards.

Entrance cost is a wooden nickel.


Ticker - May 16, 2003 6:22 pm (#844 of 2955)
Edited by May 16, 2003 11:23 am

Sam, I'd like to get a quarter of the brains Slytherin Prefect has, please.

(hands Sam 4 wooden nickels)

Will that work?

(Hands Istari the book, How to Bend Chaos Away From Yourself, Starting With Your Bedroom, written by Yer Mom.)


Eloise Midgen - May 16, 2003 8:57 pm (#845 of 2955)

I would like a quarter of the brain Slytherin Prefect has too, but I haven't got any wooden nickels. Can I give you a duct tape nickel?


Slytherin Prefect - May 16, 2003 8:58 pm (#846 of 2955)

*SP takes a sip of his evil diet cola and continues talking to his toy snake*

That's what they want you to believe, anyway, Nagini. However, the following is the truth:

Chaos is the illusion.

There is an order, Nagini, an evil order to the universe. Charms? Transfiguration? Potions? All tools for children. They will never give us real truth or power.

Those who study divination stumble around in this power, seeing it from time to time, but never really understanding it. No, Nagini, we have nothing to fear from diviners.

Arithmancers, however, understand the actuality of all that is. For you see, we like to think there are an infinite number of choices for every action, but that is a myth. For all that we are, body, mind and soul, are all constructs, and anything which exists already has one parameter given to it, ergo, it is no longer infinite.

I exist. My body exists, my soul exists, and my mind exists. Therefore, Nagini, I am finite. And anything which is finite has a terminus somewhere, ergo, I am part of a vastly complex equation, and one who understands that equation, Nagini, will know what choice I will make every time I am faced with a choice.

I want that power, Nagini. I want what is on the other side of my equal sign. I want to solve this equation, for once I solve this equation, I shall hold in my hands the power of the finite cosmos.

Let the others live in denial, Nagini. Let the others embrace the illusion that is chaos.


Istari Jones[/B] - May 16, 2003 11:05 pm (#847 of 2955)

Edited by May 16, 2003 4:06 pm

Was it Descartes that said: I think, therefore I am?

Istari's philosophy: At the end of a long day at work, my feet stink, therefore I am.

From Mel Brooks's classic movie “Blazing Saddle:”

Mr. Johnson: "Nietzsche says, from Chaos comes order."

Mr. Johnson: "Aww, blow it out your (nose), Frank."

Remember SP, Absolute power corrupts absolutely! By the way, are you milking Nagini tonight? I'll need some cream for my cereal in the morning...


Eloise Midgen - May 17, 2003 3:27 am (#848 of 2955)

OK, now I have a headache. I don't want any power, thanks, and you can keep the chaos. By the way, remind me not to have any cereal tomorrow.
# Stumbles off to her closet, wondering whether or not she is finite.*


Penny Lane. - May 17, 2003 3:39 pm (#849 of 2955)

Hmmm - SP has time to talk to toy snakes, but not to work on In The Face of Destiny?

~Runs down the hall to beg Josh to give us MORE!!! While publicly declaring my love for a certain Alan Rickman.~


Cliff Hamaker - May 18, 2003 1:46 am (#850 of 2955)

Psst! Istari! St, Augustine said it first!!!

Josh, if you know what you equal, then you're dead. Because that's the only way to get to the other side of the equal sign. Believe me, I've tried... It wasn't pretty...

*hears thuds coming from the air vent*

Wilemina! Come down here this instant!!! I mean it, young lady!!! I will not have an alter-ego of mine act in this manner!!!

*storms off in search of a ladder with the screams of Penny in his ears*

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rettoP yrraH - May 18, 2003 4:21 am (#851 of 2955)

*:Sneaks up on SP*:

BONK!!Hmmm brain surgery for dummies....Cut open head....Get past skull...WOA this guy’s skull is at least 10 miles thick...*chip* *chip*...HOLD ON!!!

This isn’t SP!!!

It’s....THE ONE-EYED, ONE-BRAINED, PURPLE JELLO EATER!!! *globs half brain out and splits it into two globs*

There!! that should satisfy them.

*:hands Tick and Eloise plastic baggies labeled SP's BRAINS*:


Istari Jones - May 18, 2003 4:54 am (#852 of 2955)

(Looks up from reading How to Bend Chaos Away from Yourself, Starting with Your Bedroom from Ticker)

St. Augustine, huh? Thanks, Cliff. I knew it was somebody smart.

Uhh, Dr. Sam, are you sure you're not operating on a watermelon?


rettoP yrraH - May 18, 2003 6:40 am (#853 of 2955)
Edited by May 17, 2003 11:41 pm

NO NO Realy!! It’s a Jello Monster!!! and its seedless!!!

Waaaiiiit one sec! I'm the Doctor! Who are you to tell me that I'm operating on a watermelon...Hummmph!! Go back to your undoctor books


!!Pinky - May 18, 2003 12:13 pm (#854 of 2955)

*wanders through the gardens looking for my lost watermelon*


Gina R Snape - May 18, 2003 4:10 pm (#855 of 2955)

*takes a quick look around, trips over some smashed watermelon rinds strewn across the floor*

What the $#@!? *slips on watermelon seeds and slams to the ground*

SAM! What is the meaning of this?!?!

You are so gonna get it!

*pulls out wand I snuck back from my day pass to the office and looks around* Sammie. Oh, Sammie. Where are you? I have some kosher Snape fruit punch for you...


rettoP yrraH - May 18, 2003 7:43 pm (#856 of 2955)


*:Pulls out a dull scalpel*: Well might as well finish .. . . .

*sits down and eats the rest of the Jello Monster*

Any one for watermelon??

*:smashes another one in middle of the hallway*:


!!Pinky - May 18, 2003 8:30 pm (#857 of 2955)

*sobs quietly in the corner and begins carving a tombstone for my lost watermelon*


Nine - May 18, 2003 9:07 pm (#858 of 2955)

*Borrows a watermelon to see if it will have any effect in the Wolfsbane potion.*


Marie E. - May 18, 2003 10:44 pm (#859 of 2955)

Gosh, I hope no one starts slipping on all these watermelon rinds. We seem to be prone to hallway slippage here at St. Mungo's.

Lindsay, my youngest's birthday is also on the 23rd! I'll sneak off to your party after visiting a Muggle monstrosity called Chuck E Cheese's.

grrr...I hate that place....grrr


Penny Lane. - May 19, 2003 12:42 am (#860 of 2955)

Chuck E. Cheese's would be great if it wasn't for the kids, loud music, and bad pizza (which sometimes tastes okay). Okay, even the kids would be fine, if parents had some sort of control. Does your Chuck E. Cheese have the rules about entering and leaving with a parent? I went to my friends’ little brother’s birthday there when I was 17. We tried to leave early - seeing as we drove separately, and they made us go get my friends mom to sign us out. BTW - I think my boggart would be one of those scary people in costumes.

OOOHHHH!!!! Watermelon - Pinky, you should have shared during the great JELLO Famine of 2003!

*Runs down Hall at the sight of a Giant Mouse*


Cliff Hamaker - May 19, 2003 2:53 am (#861 of 2955)

Yeah, Pinky! You skip out on a Writing Contest, and now you didn't share the wealth during the Famine?! I'm so disappointed.... *sobs heavily*

Ok, I'm done. I don't even like watermelon. Very Happy

Penny, you forgot your Mouse friend. Yes, Mr. Mouse, she went right down that hall over there... Yep, take that right and then the 3 1/3 left after that, go down a slide, climb the ladder that will appear after you clap three times 24 steps after the window from which you can see the north shore of Jello Lake, spin really fast on the landing that you come out on with your eyes closed(be careful not to fall or you have to start over again), start walking straight (eyes still closed), and then you run into a wall, walk through the wall after taking about a 20 ft running start, walk up the stairs that are on the other side backwards with one finger on your nose, do that cool gymnastics thing where you flip end over end on the floor down the hall at the top of the stairs, crab walk through the portal that will appear at the end, then after you reach a mirror (approximately 5 68/35 Giant Squid lengths after Josh's room), knock on the floral pattern to the left of it, proceed down the secret hallway on your tiptoes, take a right when you come out, head past the DIGS ward for approximately the width of a baby killer whale, and you'll be at Penny's room.

Got all that? Good luck, Mr. Mouse!!!

*strolls down the hall trying to say one of Pinky's(Dracana's) tongue twisters*


Lenka - May 20, 2003 12:05 pm (#862 of 2955)

Hey! *runs through empty corridors, calling frantically*

Anyone here? Anyone!

*starts opening doors at random, but all wards are empty too*

Please! Anyone still here?

* slips on jello and falls, hitting her head*

* blacks out*


Cliff Hamaker - May 21, 2003 1:36 am (#863 of 2955)

*stumbles across Lenke in the deserted ward hall being readied for June 21st*

Hm? What are you doing here? OH!

*notices she is unconscious*

Lenka, Lenka, are you ok? Someone call the doctor! Wait, no one is here...

And I can't carry her in human form... But I couldn't turn her back into a human after turning her into a fish because I need my wand, which someone broke...

I wish someone would help me...

Oh, well!

*turns Lenka into a fish* Very Happy

Yeah! *whips out a fish bowl filled with water, little pebbles and a lovely plastic underwater plant thingy and plops Lenka in*

Now, to find someone with a wand... Nine!!! Nine, where'd you go?!


Gina R Snape - May 21, 2003 2:06 am (#864 of 2955)

I'll save you Lenka!

*pulls out my well-hidden wand*

*Pescado Plethora!* Uh, oh. Now the tank is filled with fish.


Cliff Hamaker - May 21, 2003 2:34 am (#865 of 2955)

GREAT! Now, which one is Lenka?! They all look alike!!!

Gina, does Severus have a potion we could use???


Istari Jones - May 21, 2003 3:17 am (#866 of 2955)

Well, until we get that potion we better make sure the fish get fed...(drops dozens of fishing worms into the tank. Fish gobble them all down quickly.) I hope Lenka's hungry...(Throws more fishing worms into the tank)


rettoP yrraH - May 21, 2003 3:45 am (#867 of 2955)

Look at me! I'm a machinegun!!! *:spits watermelon seeds at every one*:


Istari Jones - May 21, 2003 4:03 am (#868 of 2955)

Points wand at yrraH, yells "Annelida morpheosa". Seeds become...more fish food.


Gina R Snape - May 21, 2003 5:08 am (#869 of 2955)

Good idea, Cliff. I think Severus might have something. Let me see. *wanders into Snape's storeroom, pulls out a phial, pours some liquid in the tank*

Wait. Something is happening to the fishbowl!

Lenka's head pops out, still attached to a fish body, breathes and yells "somebody fix this NOW!"

*POP* Lenka frees herself from the bowl. Oddly, she is human but has purple hair like LJ on her head.

What to do?


rettoP yrraH - May 21, 2003 5:41 am (#870 of 2955)

*:spits fish eyes*:


Penny Lane. - May 21, 2003 1:24 pm (#871 of 2955)


~spots Lenka with the purple hair~

Oh dear - you will fix that before the wedding, right? I can't have a bridesmaid with purple hair. It will clash awful with your pale pink dress.

~spots Sam spitting seeds~

Oh stop it! I don't want to ruin my hair with those seeds

~Gives everyone hugs and invitations to the wedding at sunset in the Gardens.~


Gina R Snape - May 21, 2003 10:15 pm (#872 of 2955)

Awww, Penny. A wedding in the St. Mungo's Gardens. How lovely! Are you registered?

Severus and I had our nuptials along the Serpentine in Hyde Park (how Slytherin of him!). I do say, Alan Rickman isn't a bad looking fellow. He bears a striking resemblance to my Severus. You have very good taste. :-)


Caitlin McCoy - May 21, 2003 10:47 pm (#873 of 2955)

Stands on top of a chair in the rec room and hollers at the top of her voice: "There's a HUGE mouse running around, I can't take it, someone get rid of it now!! It's eating all the spilled watermelon in the hallway, I can't even go looking for Andy, who's MIA."



Cliff Hamaker - May 22, 2003 1:46 am (#874 of 2955)

Oh, Mr. Giant Mouse? Just as him nicely to go away and he will Caitlin. *sees Mr. Giant Mouse coming down the hallway*

Mr. Mouse, could you please leave? You're scaring Caitlin. *Mr. Giant Mouse nods and turns around* See? Smile

Oh, Istari! YOU have a wand! Turn her back! I think it goes something like, Homo Volvae, or something. My Latin isn't *that* good. I only remember four words, and they won't help at all!


Istari Jones - May 22, 2003 2:20 am (#875 of 2955)
Edited by May 21, 2003 7:22 pm

(Ohh the pressure!!!) Latin?? I only speak French as well as I play the piano, and that's badly! Hmmm, let me see......

*Opens lab coat revealing many pockets like Hagrid has. Pulls out a small bottle like in "Alice in Wonderland" that says "Drink Me". Places a few drops on a large wheel of Cheddar cheese. Mr Mouse comes closer, sniffs tentatively, nibbles a few bites. POOF! It suddenly becomes much, much larger!*

Oops! Wrong Bottle! *Waves wand at Mr. Mouse*.....Rodentia deminuere! Hey! Where'd he go? (Mouse last seen crawling up Clyffe's pant leg.)

* Clyffe walks away scowling, brooding about what just crawled up his pant leg.*

Gina, can I talk to Professor Snape about remedial potion classes?


Lenka - May 22, 2003 2:42 am (#876 of 2955)

Someone fix my purple hair NOW!


Carina - May 22, 2003 2:46 am (#877 of 2955)

Penny dear, yes, where are you registered? And is there going to be a theme? What shall I wear? Is it a formal reception? May I recommend Mrs. Snape's fine catering services? They're doing a lovely job with my extravaganza!


rettoP yrraH - May 22, 2003 3:10 am (#878 of 2955)

*:spots mouse*: There you are Alan! Come here now! How did you get out of your cadge??

One more time and I'm going to take you to SP!!!


Istari Jones - May 22, 2003 3:22 am (#879 of 2955)

The mouse's name is Alan? Golly...he looks a lot more human in the films.......


Penny Lane. - May 22, 2003 3:47 am (#880 of 2955)
Edited by May 21, 2003 8:49 pm

Excuse me, but will someone please fix my fiancé? I can't marry a mouse. WHO TRANSFIGURED HIM?!

In lieu of gifts, We would prefer that you just made a charitable contribution of your choice. Alan is quite wealthy you know, apparently a few of his movies did quite well at the box office.

No, it’s not going to be a theme wedding, I shall be wearing a white dress, fairly simple.

~Runs down the hall making last minute wedding plans~

Hey! Post*880!!!

* is it bad luck to not have a bachelorette party?


Carina - May 22, 2003 3:53 am (#881 of 2955)
Edited by May 21, 2003 8:54 pm

How about a tasteful bridal shower? We can give you tea cozies and things.


Penny Lane. - May 22, 2003 4:30 am (#882 of 2955)

OOh goodie - tea cozies. I can dance naked wearing a tea cozy on our honeymoon! Sounds fun! Maybe we can come up with a theme too!


Gina R Snape - May 22, 2003 4:42 am (#883 of 2955)

Remedial Potions, Istari? You are going to have to ask him that one on your own, love!

Carina, I blush! We sincerely hope you will continue to enjoy our food and beverages.

Penny, are you encouraging or discouraging donations to St. Mungo's? Also, I hear Wilemina does excellent floral arrangements.

Lenka, Lenka, Lenka. Not liking the purple hair? I'd at least think you'd enjoy it more than the fishbowl. :-) Better get on Sam about that one. Wasn't it his fault? I do say, that fishbowl has had its fair share of drama. Between LJ, the squid, you... I wonder if a staff member brought it in. Nine? Any ideas?


Ticker - May 22, 2003 5:55 pm (#884 of 2955)

Thank you Dr. Sam for the watermelon. I must say however that the seeds are absolutely nasty (fish eyes - YUCK!).

Now that I am able to contemplate the physical compared to the metaphysical, I find my purpose in the universe much more secure as an instrument of peace than of chaos - even though the process almost always appears as chaos. I MUST remain focused on the greater design and learn to bend my own will into alignment with true power.

*shake my head* Whoa - that was definitely NOT Slytherin Prefect's brain! Oh well, I'm not particularly ambitious...

Penny - how was the wedding? You didn't really marry Chucky Cheese did you? Should we call you Penny R. now? Is it too late for the bridal shower? I brought you a bouquet of lilacs - they come complete with a pollen on/off switch. Now, how do I get them to your room - I can't remember if I place my finger alongside my nose or up it while on the stairs.

Lenka - purple hair isn't too bad. Just watch for symptoms of moving really slow and wanting to hide in trees all day.


Nine - May 22, 2003 11:26 pm (#885 of 2955)

Sheesh! I leave for the real world for a couple days, and a wedding starts getting planned, and Lenka has purple hair! Oh, well. *Pulls off "stethoscope", points part of it at Lenka, and...* Good, it worked. I haven't had much chance to test it. Now, about that fishbowl...I think Cliff created it when he started making fish. The staff aren't that creative, and certainly wouldn't have been able to get the Squid inside the first one.


PyroGrl - May 23, 2003 1:07 am (#886 of 2955)

I used to have purple hair. It wasn't bad...

I'm now...


PyroGrl - May 23, 2003 1:07 am (#887 of 2955)
Edited by May 22, 2003 6:08 pm

Going to cheat...

...please don't Kippendo me...


PyroGrl - May 23, 2003 1:08 am (#888 of 2955)
Edited by May 22, 2003 6:08 pm



Ticker - May 23, 2003 1:11 am (#889 of 2955)

Congratulations Pyro on being so well rounded!

Welcome back, Nine! Nice to see you got your "stethoscope" repaired.


Cliff Hamaker - May 23, 2003 1:45 am (#890 of 2955)

Yes, the fish bowl was my creation. I turned my mother into a fish a hundred posts back or so. Maybe more, maybe less... I forget.

And Penny, Wilemina does lovely flower arrangements! But only if you get her out of the A/C vents... Maybe a nice rib eye??

And Istari, why didn't you tell me my alter-ego was back?! did you see where he went? I guess to his favourite brooding spot... *starts to head up to the North Tower*

*yells back* Ticker, your finger goes BESIDE your nose!!! And if you get lost, follow Toucan Sam!!! He's got a nose for finding his way!!!


Penny Lane. - May 23, 2003 3:27 am (#891 of 2955)

Ticker - The wedding has been postponed because of the fact that my fiancé is still a mouse.

Wilemina - would you do my flowers?


Thank you to everyone for the lovely presents, although at this stage, I might just register at Petsmart. *sniff, sniff*

Go Pyro! - shh - I'll sneak you drinks at the reception.


!!Pinky - May 23, 2003 3:44 am (#892 of 2955)
Edited by May 22, 2003 8:45 pm

Penny, one of the first things you need to learn about being married is that you are not supposed to fix the other person. So.... without further ado, I will fix you instead of Alan.

~*feeds a genetically altered canary cream that is now a mousie cream to Penny*

Join your mouse fianc´. Marry! Live well! And have many, many mousie babies.


Caitlin McCoy - May 23, 2003 3:50 am (#893 of 2955)
Edited by May 22, 2003 8:51 pm

Lenka: Hey, purple's my favorite color!

Penny: Sorry about screaming about you're finac´'s current physical state. But 2 weeks ago my mother had me cleaning out the cupboards under the stairs (there are 2 in my house)...while I didn't find any black-haired, glasses-wearing young men named Harry (much to my disappointment) I did find 3 - count 'em, 3 - rodent carcasses. *shivers*

Cliff: Wilemina seems to like Twix, she crawled into my room from the vents last nite to eat some with me!


rettoP yrraH - May 23, 2003 4:06 am (#894 of 2955)

Who's a good moseie??? GINA, GET THAT CAT OUT OF HERE!!!


Gina R Snape - May 23, 2003 4:41 am (#895 of 2955)

Ahem. Sam, I am the cat. It's my animagus form. But don't worry. I won’t try to catch any mice.

*THUMP* whoops! heh, heh. Just kidding.


Istari Jones - May 23, 2003 11:15 am (#896 of 2955)
Edited by May 23, 2003 4:18 am

Arrrggghhh! I missed post #888! My favorite number! Grrr, Pyro, it's bad to cheat! Wait a minute... *takes brain out of hypocrisy mode*.

*Hands Penny a gift wrapped hamster cage with a running wheel included* Here, Penny. I couldn't think of what to get you as a gift so I bought you a house. Best wishes!

Cliff, yes, Clyffe is back, but I think the time away brooding at my castle didn't help. He's more broody now than ever. Unless that's what he really wanted, then he's better. We were discussing the finer points of Heathcliff in "Wuthering Heights" last night. Does anyone know if there is a home on a deserted moor for sale? He's looking for one. Clyffe says Prof. Trelawney told him it's his destiny to move there and marry a girl named Katherine. And then they would die. And live happily ever after as ghosts on the deserted moor.

Hey, has anyone seen Denise S. recently? I can't remember her posting for a while? Did the staff put her in solitary confinement or something?

(Boy, I hoop someone posts in a couple of minutes...maybe I'll be #900!)


Ticker - May 23, 2003 3:11 pm (#897 of 2955)
Edited by May 23, 2003 8:12 am

Uhhhhhhh - Gina, you didn't eat Penny did you?

OK, Istari - your turn - and did you really post at 4:15 am?!?!? Woah, wait a minute - what time warp are you in?


Ticker - May 23, 2003 3:53 pm (#898 of 2955)


Denise S........?

I'm really trying not to "cheat" here.....


Ticker - May 23, 2003 3:54 pm (#899 of 2955)

But, if you don't post soon - someone else will....


!!Pinky - May 23, 2003 4:52 pm (#900 of 2955)

Post #900! Before the boards go down! Bwahahahaha!
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Gina R Snape - May 27, 2003 12:06 am (#902 of 2955)

*clicks heels 3 times* There's no place like home! Sigh That was the longest weekend!

No, Ticker, I did not eat Penny, or Alan, or any other mice. It was a joke. You can relax. :-)


Istari Jones - May 27, 2003 3:36 am (#903 of 2955)
Edited by May 26, 2003 8:37 pm

Arggghhh! Pinky! you beat me, and before the forum shut down. Rats. Anyhoo, boy I missed you guys. That was a looong weekend!


Carina - May 27, 2003 4:37 am (#904 of 2955)

It's hard acting that sane for that long!


Cliff Hamaker - May 28, 2003 2:12 am (#905 of 2955)

My thoughts exactly, Carina!

And that was a SCARY dream... I felt so alone....


Ticker - May 28, 2003 1:26 pm (#906 of 2955)


Ahhhhhhh - it's good to breathe the free air again! I didn't think I could hold my breath much longer.

(Runs around giving everyone hugs) Man, I missed you guys! *Tries once again to get a grip on her out of control hormonal emotions without much success.*

Congratulations Pinky!

Thank you Gina - I have to say that I've developed a liking to the Canary Creams - it would make things a bit awkward to transform back while in your mouth. :-) Hey - love the Ruby Slippers.

Istari - I tried.

Carina - I don't think I've told you yet - your KB is GREAT! Don't mess with a rabbit with 4 carrots in it's mouth!

Cliff - Cliff - Wake up Cliff! We're here for ya! (Not sure that's a comforting thought...) - Cliff!


Carina - May 30, 2003 5:07 am (#907 of 2955)
Edited by May 29, 2003 10:13 pm

Since we seemed to have lost our home temporarily, I took the liberty of setting up camp here: http://wc3.worldcrossing.com/webx?1@@.1dddd690

I still plan on having my grand party in the DBMIR! wing come June 21st, so don't get TOO comfy there!

It's on the new server so it can be accessed 24/7


Istari Jones - May 31, 2003 12:20 am (#908 of 2955)

I have had a recurring nightmare over the last several nights, you guys... It was always the same thing. I dreamed there was no Harry Potter Forum, and no Lexicon. My life was filled with mundane Muggle things like a job, dirty dishes and laundry, and responsibilities. I only had other muggles with whom to talk, and...this is the worst part...hardly anyone was interested in Harry Potter. It was truly awful. It was like a never ending dream. And then I kept dreaming I could login and post...and then, it was gone. I kept trying to come home and I just couldn't get there. I would post, and the next day my post wasn't even there. Did anyone else have nightmares like this?


Carina - May 31, 2003 1:22 am (#909 of 2955)

Poor Istari! Maybe we'll all wake up from the nightmare soon!

Or maybe our medication needs to be re-evaluated?


Cliff Hamaker - May 31, 2003 2:23 am (#910 of 2955)


And yes, Istari.... I've had those.... nightmares....


!!Pinky - May 31, 2003 7:28 pm (#911 of 2955)

Istari, *sob*, it's not just the dreams. It's waking up and realizing that I'm actually going to get work done today because there is no forum to distract me. That's a nightmare I can't wake up from!


Istari Jones - May 31, 2003 8:37 pm (#912 of 2955)

*Wipes a cold, sweaty brow* You're all there! Thank goodness! Carina! Cliff! Pinky! I feel like Dorothy waking up at the end of the Wizard of Oz! Man, did someone spike that last round of Jello or what? (Sighs loudly and holds a little black dog next to a fiercely beating heart) Oh! there's no place like home!


Cliff Hamaker - Jun 1, 2003 2:49 am (#913 of 2955)

No, there isn't. But it seems that everyone is having more trouble with WX than I. I feel bad. But a tleast we're here. Actually, I know a secret tunnel to Carina's fallout shelter. It's on the fourth floor. We'll be fine if we can make it!!!

Quick! To the Jellovator!!


rettoP yrraH - Jun 1, 2003 4:20 am (#914 of 2955)

*:runs upstairs and rescues his teddybear from the bathroom then runs back into the falloutshelter*:


Carina - Jun 1, 2003 5:25 am (#915 of 2955)


Hey, Wilemina, I have do-nuts!


Gina R Snape - Jun 1, 2003 4:23 pm (#916 of 2955)

So, much like the Hogwarts castle, there are numerous secret passageways between the now THREE HP lexicon forums. Luckily, we don't need a marauders map to stay up to no good.

Snape and I will be flitting back and forth. But it might make me crazy after a while. Those few days without St. Mungo's really unsettled me. Is that what happens when the psychotropic medications take effect? If so, I'll have no part of them!


rettoP yrraH - Jun 2, 2003 4:59 pm (#917 of 2955)

I GOT OUT....*gasp* *gasp*


Marè - Jun 5, 2003 7:13 pm (#918 of 2955)

No Sammie, you got IN

(into the shelter)


Istari Jones - Jun 12, 2003 12:27 am (#919 of 2955)

YEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAA!!! Who says you can't go home again! (Rubs hands together in gleeful joy) Where's the jello? And my flying bedpan?


!!Pinky - Jun 12, 2003 3:11 pm (#920 of 2955)

YEEEEEEE-HAAAAAA!!!! Whoa! There's an echo in here. We'd better be careful. *steps over cabinet lying on the floor* With all the upheaval, there's no telling what's happened in here.


Carina - Jun 13, 2003 3:31 am (#921 of 2955)


Well, it's a good thing it's so empty around here... The moving trucks are having no problem backing up.


Everything needs to be moved as quickly and carefully as possible to the DON'T BOTHER ME I'M READING wing. I believe we can only make the move during even hours.

No, you need to be careful with that. Don't let the fuzzy ears and whiskers fool you... he's rather temperamental and tends to gnaw on things. No, he is NOT responsible for the problems we've been having lately.


Did you send all of the invitations out? A few of my very important guests were complaining that they did NOT get their invitation! I am trying to organize the most important social function of the year and now you are telling me there is a chance my guests will be LOCKED OUT? DO YOU REALIZE THAT I HAVE HIRED A CATERER?

I'm sorry, this will not do. You will have to inform this "Sysop Sean" that I don't care about his servers. I have my own, thank you and he may NOT crash my party!


Cliff Hamaker - Jun 23, 2003 8:37 pm (#922 of 2955)

OMG!!! We're back!!!! We're back!!!!! Thank you!!! *sobbing*


rettoP yrraH - Jun 23, 2003 8:37 pm (#923 of 2955)
Edited by Jun 23, 2003 1:38 pm



Cliff Hamaker - Jun 23, 2003 8:38 pm (#924 of 2955)
Edited by Jun 23, 2003 1:38 pm


Sam???? Sam?????? Where are you???? Gosh dang it....

Ah, there you are. We need to start a party.


rettoP yrraH - Jun 23, 2003 8:40 pm (#925 of 2955)
Edited by Jun 23, 2003 1:41 pm

I'm here....*wipes off cobwebs* let’s do some damage


Cliff Hamaker - Jun 23, 2003 8:42 pm (#926 of 2955)

I know! And we're not being moderated!

Ok. First, we need some ice sculptures. Here's a chainsaw and 5 blocks of ice, Sam. Would you like to take the honours?


rettoP yrraH - Jun 23, 2003 8:44 pm (#927 of 2955)

*:takes the chainsaw*: WHEEEE WHO NEEDS ICE???? *:goes after the cat*: *takes down a support beam* Whoa....DUDE LOOK ITS LOCKHART’S BOOKS *VrrroooooM* It got jammed on his book....


Cliff Hamaker - Jun 23, 2003 8:45 pm (#928 of 2955)

Awww, but I have to do the ice sculptures...

:starts the ice sculptures



rettoP yrraH - Jun 23, 2003 8:48 pm (#929 of 2955)


*:Runs off to the CHO IS A *@!@#$#$%#!! ward*:


Penny Lane. - Jun 23, 2003 8:52 pm (#930 of 2955)


I finally made it here! I just dug myself out of the rubble, and even though I have pink eyes, and my fiancé is still a mouse, I'm okay! Too bad I can't bring fallout shelter stuff back, but it looks like its HOME sweet Home for me!

* picks up broom and begins cleaning.*


Gina R Snape - Jun 23, 2003 9:11 pm (#931 of 2955)

Phew. I made it too!

I'm glad to see the food and bevvy deliveries made it. Sevvy and I have put preserving charms on the food so nothing spoils. Hope you enjoy!

We are also sending supplies to St. Mungo's fallout shelter in the event we get locked out of here again.


wormsé - Jun 24, 2003 1:12 am (#932 of 2955)

I'M HOME!!!! *wipes forehead* I'm so happy to be back... but now I can't get on the main forum... I could on Thursday... oh well... I'm sure I'll be able to soon. In the meantime, I'll be joining in on the partying!!!


Madam Poppy - Jun 28, 2003 1:37 am (#933 of 2955)

I'm here on extended leave from Hogwarts. I think that I am needed more at St. Mungo's Hospital. *Looks around* I will definitely have to hire some additional Staff! Looks like the inmates are running the asylum!


rettoP yrraH - Jul 1, 2003 6:39 pm (#934 of 2955)

Someone keeps drilling holes in the floor! i keep falling back into the basement!


Cliff Hamaker - Jul 3, 2003 2:15 am (#935 of 2955)

:whips a drill behind his back:

Um, I think it was Penny. Yeah, Penny did it!

:runs away:


Marè - Jul 3, 2003 3:10 pm (#936 of 2955)

Sam, if you are bothered because you keep falling into the basement, doesn't mean you have to hide it completely! Now it has lasted long enough: Confess! Where (or how) did you hide the fallout shelter?


rettoP yrraH - Jul 3, 2003 4:30 pm (#937 of 2955)

Awright alwright! it was Errol! he made me do it...*sob*....Its right where it should be but it's unplottable...


Istari Jones - Jul 4, 2003 12:21 am (#938 of 2955)

All Right! It's time to get down to some serious St Mungo's partying! I think it might be safe to climb out of the fallout shelter for a while. However, there were some excellent parties going on down there, so maybe we can use the chainsaw as a portkey to as Party Central? Let's try it...hand it here, Sam...no, wait...Wait! Not the sharp end! And turn it off first! ARRGGH!


rettoP yrraH - Jul 4, 2003 12:27 am (#939 of 2955)

*:unplugs the Dental Drill*: Sorry.....


Marè - Jul 4, 2003 11:07 am (#940 of 2955)
Edited by Jul 4, 2003 4:08 am

climbs out of the fallout shelter: joker!

Well at least this forum is here, at some hours. I hope this settles soon, than the big one can open up again!

And Istari, don't worry, I'm sure that madam Poppy can fix people who are cut in half. And if not you can always get yourself a job as magician's assistant..


rettoP yrraH - Jul 4, 2003 8:37 pm (#941 of 2955)

*:sets off a box of Weaslyworks*: Look what that one spelled!!!!


Gina R Snape - Jul 9, 2003 5:56 pm (#942 of 2955)

You guys are so cute!

Looks like this place has been unplottable for a while. Severus and I are packing up and staying over at EZBoard until things settle down. Such instability is bad for my mental health. And really bad on the potions making.


rettoP yrraH - Jul 16, 2003 3:52 am (#943 of 2955)

Whoa....I got in! *:pulls fire allarm*: GET OUT! GET OUT! GET TO THE OTHER PLACE....THEY’RE GETTING US ONE BY ONE...:runs out:


Marè - Jul 23, 2003 11:13 am (#944 of 2955)

GET OUT? I just got here!! All my forums are back up! I am so happy, I even got at least 3!!! Harry Potter main forums right now! 2 on WX and 1 on EZ board. What does a person need more? O right, Jello and drinks. Is that caterer still around?


Istari Jones - Jul 23, 2003 11:53 pm (#945 of 2955)

Thank Goodness you're here, Marè!!! (Throws arms around Marè's shoulders in an enormous hug, tears falling by the bucketsful). How do we tell everyone else? I was here last night and it was deserted and lonely. There are doxies all over the place, and I have become a Doxycidal Maniac trying to get rid of them all!! Please everyone, hurry back home to St. Mungo's!


Istari Jones - Jul 23, 2003 11:54 pm (#946 of 2955)
Edited by Jul 23, 2003 4:56 pm

TO: Mr. Kip Carter, Mysterious Financial Security Officer (MFSO), St. Mungo’s Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries

FROM: Mr. Lucius Malfoy

Dear Mr. Carter,

I have recently been in contact with my accountant, Sir, and I feel we must discuss recent charges applied to my credit card. As you know, I have never had any issue with your handling of my account at St. Mungo’s, especially since it involves a particular pair of patients at that facility. And, as you know, I have spared no expense, or night’s sleep for that matter, thinking only for their proper welfare. I have had only their best interests at heart; however, I cannot understand how the recent fees charged to my credit card bear any relationship to the care that this particular married couple receives at your fine facility. Below please find a mere portion of the fees I have apparently recently incurred on their behalf:

1. One Quidditch stadium, equipment, supplies, repairs to field from fire and general destruction………352,586 G, 4 S, 15 K.

2. Replacement of 20 thatched cottages, furniture, and personal belongings……………………………………497,768 G, 13 S, 28 K

3. One small Church, furnishings, and church bell ………………….......................................................19,703 G, 6 S, 26 K

4. One small Grocery, furnishings, supplies, and merchandise……...................................................93,331 G, 11 S, 27 K

5. One Pub, furnishings, 13 kegs of mead, 17 kegs of Ogden’s Old Fire Whiskey, and 2 kegs of Gilly Water, other spirits, liquors, drinks, and beverages, supplies and other merchandise…………...........................................36,295 G, 11 S, 25 K

6. One Fire Department, uniforms, supplies, and equipment ……...................................................155,552 G, 13 S, 16 K

7. 49 Various Other Buildings, including:

Three Barns @ 2074 G, 1 S, 18 K ea……………………….........................................................................6222G, 2 S, 25 K

Fifteen Sheds @ 207 G, 7 S, 25 K ea……………………….......................................................................3111 G, 1 S, 27 K

Seven outbuildings @ 155 G, 9 S, 12 K ea …………………............................................................1088 G, 15 S, 22 S, 0 K

Twenty Privies @ 51 G, 14 S, 13 K ea……………………….......................................................................1,037 G, 0 S, 9 K

Three Dog Houses @ 25 G ea……………………………………...........................................................................75 G, 0 S, 0 K

One Chicken Coop……………………………………………................................................................................51 G, 14 S, 13 K

One Hog Pen……………………………………………………..................................................................................52 G, 11 S, 7 K

8. Water and Sewage fees………………………………………………....................................................................995 G, 9 S, 4 K

9. Wages for labor, construction fees, and loss of revenue from local establishments ………………………...41,480 G, 12 S, 12 K

10. Medical Expenses and fees……………………………………..................................................................144,145 G, 9 S, 4 K

11. Personal Legal fees and Restitution………………………………............................................................228,144 G, 0 S, 8 K

12. Several assorted cases of Hot Dogs, Chocolate Bars, Marshmallows and Snape Beverages……………………..72 G, 10 S, 1 K

The fees listed above amount to a total of 1,581,714 Galleons, 5 Sickles, and 17 Knuts. Please bear in mind, Sir, this is merely a partial list. It does not include toys, landscaping, broomsticks, robes, clothes, clotheslines, fences, tools, vehicles, rose bushes, grindylow cages, books, missing wands, street repairs, Honeydukes Chocolates, antiques, fellytones, and fees to restore Muggle eckletricity services! I have not included legal fees against myself and my estate. The total of this bill currently has amassed to over 10 million Galleons! Also note these exorbitant fees occurred on or after May 8, 2003. My sources tell me there were some particularly volatile birthday parties occurring on and after that date. It appears some fraudulent bookkeeping practices are occurring here. I hope I do not need to imply more.

I trust I do not have to express my displeasure at this bill. While you should understand our currency because of your position, the American conversion for these fees is available upon your request from my accountant. Unless you can explain to me just why hot dogs, a Quidditch field, and a hog pen are important in the care and therapy of the couple I am assisting, then Sir, I shall not be responsible for this bill. And you Sir, may be in jeopardy of losing your job as MFSO of St. Mungo’s.

I hope to hear from you soon regarding this matter soon, Sir and place this matter at rest as quickly as possible.


Lucius Malfoy


Gina R Snape - Jul 24, 2003 1:46 am (#947 of 2955)

Truly brilliant, Istari.

But, surely Lucius wouldn't question the efficacy of Snape beverages on the therapeutic treatment of said patients?!

(thanks for the mention)


Carina - Jul 24, 2003 2:17 am (#948 of 2955)

Quidditch stadium and equipment ...352,586 G, 4 S, 15 K.

Pub and furnishings, ...36,295 G, 11 S, 25 K

Hot Dogs, Chocolate Bars, Marshmallows and Snape Beverages...72 G, 10 S, 1 K

Keeping a certain couple insane and quiet...priceless Part A - St. Mungo's Roll Call Has Been Moved Here! (March 2003, to March 2004) 464751818


Kip Carter - Jul 24, 2003 3:54 am (#949 of 2955)


Thank you so very much for the detailed posting of the email from Lucius Malfoy. This is not the first time that Lucius has questioned accounting procedures; however due to my time retrains at present and knowing how Lucius loves to be very picky at times, I feel that it will be weeks before I have the opportunity to explain all the charges on his credit cards. If you receive further email, please have them posted.

Just between you and me, Lucius is a very generous wizard and comes from a long line of generous wizards. The amount charged to him actually gives him tax benefits beyond his actual costs. He just loves to gripe every now and then to give a little bit of favorable publicity for the Malfoy name. I dare say he will probably berate me again being that it is his way of showing that he likes attention other than that recently forced on him by the Ministry of Magic.

Also I still have some dirt on him if he tries to get a little more pompous than the image he normally tries to project. Just to make sure that I have sufficient time to respond, I notified the Ministry of Magic's Irritating Revenue and Tax Service (IRATE) of seven possible violations of usuary laws dealing with illegal galleon production by one of Lucius' companies. I am sure he will need months to explain those few actions alone.



Denise S. - Jul 24, 2003 4:32 pm (#950 of 2955)
Edited by Jul 24, 2003 9:34 am

*tumbles out from an airduct with help from Wilemina*

Wow, I seem to have underestimated the length of *that* passage. If any of you have a Marauder's map for the passages between EZBoard and the FanFic forum, can I borrow it next time?

*looks around* So this explains why the St. Mungo's thread on EZBoard hasn't gotten as many posts as I thought it would.

*sets up camp and watches like a hawk*

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Marè - Jul 24, 2003 8:14 pm (#951 of 2955)

I don't have a Marauders map, sorry Denise. At first I used the holes that Sam drilled to go from the St. Mungo's fallout shelter to the St. Mungo's fallout shelters' fallout shelter. But since the fallout shelter got closed down, the St. Mungo's that had to be sheltered seems to be opening up again :hits a doxy away: Although not without some trouble. There isn't a shortcut between the fallouts shelters' fallout shelter and the sheltered fell-out YET! But you can go up two stairs, then second to the left, down a step, third to the right and the fourth door in a line of three if you come from the fallouts shelters' fallout shelter to here. And if you want to go from here to the fallouts shelters' fallout shelter you can just walk up to that gargoyle over there and say: "Sugarspider".

In the mean time we just have to wait for Gina to make a trail of Snape beverage labels, for Dorothy to make us a nice yellow brick road or for Cliff and Sam to come along with their drill.

Tissue Istari?


Istari Jones - Jul 24, 2003 10:15 pm (#952 of 2955)

(**Sniff!**) Many thanks, Marè! And look! All our prodigal cohorts are coming home!

The Snape beverages certainly result in the amelioration of serious psychotic symptoms, Marè. I believe it has kept my Doxycidal Mania under control for quite a while, at least until it wore off and those nasty little buggers starting attacking me. Perhaps you and Severus should start your own line of Pharmaceuticals. He is, after all, a Potions Master, and I imagine you all would be rolling in money after a few years’ time. We all now he produces a very fine Wolfsbane potion. Remus told me himself how well it worked. he wishes he had a more ready availability of it, for obvious reasons. I know the market for it would be worth the production costs.

Denise! Welcome back!! Did Cliff and Clyffe return, also? (How did Wilhelmina fit through the air ducts???)

Kip, you're welcome for the letter. I get dozens of owls a day with letters just like that one, but they are mostly addressed TO Lucius, and mostly they have the words "IRATE" and "AUDIT INFORMATION - OPEN IMMEDIATELY." Usually I just chuck them in the fire. How odd to hear from you he is really generous, and that some of his behavior may just be an act to keep up family appearances. Never saw that one coming. I hear the Quibbler is offering big bucks for stories about the Malfoys - confidentiality guaranteed! Maybe you could make a little extra Christmas money with what you know!

Yeah, that Ministry of Magic. What a bunch of kidders! Lucius in Azkaban...who'd of thunk it, hey?


rettoP yrraH - Jul 27, 2003 4:12 pm (#953 of 2955)

*Distant rumblings* yeaaaaaaHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! A wall crumbles in a cloud of dust, out steps...I'm BAAAAACK *dusts himself off* Weehoo! what a ride *:takes a swig of Jack Samuels*: 'ol man Malfoy ain’t paying for our heated pool??? What about the Zoo with all the animals? We know he don't have to pay for the Jack Samuels...I supply it. *crackle*

HI HO SAMMY AWAAAAAYYyyyy....(((charges off to the Errol is our King 'cause he can't see a blasted thing Ward))) *GASP* WHO CHANGED MY WARD!!!! ---Pins on a Docters badge--- WAS LITTLE MALFOY HERE???? *Looks at the new WeaslyIsOurKing ward*

Nooooooooooooooo.....*whips out dental drill and get to work*


Gina R Snape - Jul 29, 2003 2:58 am (#954 of 2955)

Istari, I am so glad the Snape beverages have assisted you in your time of mental health need. Unfortunately, Severus is way too busy with other, erm, Orders, to go into a full-fledged pharmaceuticals business...

But we shall keep it in mind for when the war is over!

Marè, it's been exhausting trying to get here. I put down labels, but they keep getting blown away.


Carina - Jul 31, 2003 8:29 pm (#955 of 2955)

Happy Birthday Harry!!!!

Okay, Sam... we need fireworks here too!


Istari Jones - Aug 1, 2003 3:21 am (#956 of 2955)

Yes, it's too, too quiet here. We need the Old St. Mungo's insanity to flare up brightly on such a special occasion as this! Harry and the other Hogwarts celebrities have not shown up on the other St. Mungo's. Maybe they'll be here later tonight?


rettoP yrraH - Aug 1, 2003 5:07 am (#957 of 2955)
Edited by Jul 31, 2003 10:13 pm



Carina - Aug 3, 2003 8:01 am (#958 of 2955)



Istari Jones - Aug 6, 2003 1:34 am (#959 of 2955)

Pretty! YAY! Fireworks, Gandalf! Fireworks!


Marè - Aug 6, 2003 9:05 pm (#960 of 2955)

I do wonder if Gandalf has his own chocolate frogs card? hmmmm, maybe we should order a lot of boxes (on Lucius acoount off course)and try them all out till we find one!!


Gina R Snape - Aug 7, 2003 12:35 am (#961 of 2955)

I think I might need someone from the closed ward.

Is anyone else depressed about having another new board? I don't want to bring down the party. But, I just don't feel the same happy buzz.

Perhaps I should have some chocolate. Could be an errant dementor.


Marè - Aug 7, 2003 10:14 pm (#962 of 2955)

It's all temp Gina, everything will get back to normal! (Some day) We lost some people, but I'm sure that they will find their way back here when everything is ok again!


Gina R Snape - Aug 7, 2003 11:53 pm (#963 of 2955)

Yeah. Slytherin Prefect was all excited about an idea he had with some Slytherins hovering in the background in OoP. Then he disappeared.

We had some really great discussions going on the EZ Board. Now that we're on another EZ Board, I feel like the wind has been knocked out of my sails. I think I'm gonna lay low and work on my fanfiction.

Did I tell you I have a story up? It's at fanfiction.net because it's not appropriate for this forum. I felt sorry for Snape after PS/SS, so I'm giving him a 'summer intern with benefits'. (He and I didn't officially meet until CoS, so it isn't cheating).


Marie E. - Aug 8, 2003 3:28 am (#964 of 2955)


I finally made it back. I've been trying for ages!

*falls to the floor sobbing*

*sniff, sniff, sniff*


Carina - Aug 9, 2003 7:16 am (#965 of 2955)

Hey, is it just me, or are all of our pictures smooshed into the same size square?


Slytherin Prefect - Aug 9, 2003 7:37 am (#966 of 2955)

I haven't really disappeared - rather me and EZBoards haven't been getting along since I told one of the moderators I wanted to be just like him, but my IQ would have to drop 100 points. ^_^ -_-

I'll be "back" and raring to go once the WX forum is back up and running. ^_^


Gina R Snape - Aug 10, 2003 1:18 am (#967 of 2955)

Yay! Glad you're still here.

I've been looking for that "hidden" Slytherin but all I've found are a few nameless guys in classes who snigger right along with Draco.

I won't comment on the moderator thing but to say there are many who are not pleased. Don't know what it will all mean when we get back over here.


Slytherin Prefect - Aug 10, 2003 5:13 am (#968 of 2955)

Yeah, I don't have any problem with anyone on the Lexicon moderator staff or anything, it's not one of them I was talking about. Sorry for the confusion.

However, you're not going to be seeing me on EZBoards for a while, even if my IP address has changed since then and I could sneak back on. ^_^


rettoP yrraH - Aug 10, 2003 6:10 am (#969 of 2955)

*skims over the Explanation from SlyGirl* Hey! where did the Fun go??? Hi Josh care for a Drink? *opens a JackSamuels* How about you Slygirl? Anyone else?


Denise P. - Aug 10, 2003 1:58 pm (#970 of 2955)

Gina, the moderator idea has been in the works for WX for ages. It has only been the problems here that have kept Kip from putting them in place. Many of the people who post already do "moderator" like things by pointing out where other threads exist and such. They just act as extra eyes for Kip and I when we can't be around.

No one likes the constant board changes, trust me when I say that we (Kip and I) don't like them one little bit. We have tried to keep things as constant as we can until we can move back here.


Marie E. - Aug 10, 2003 6:29 pm (#971 of 2955)

Actually, Carina, my picture of Lexie looks freakin' huge! She looks like Gozilla-baby, about to stomp on Killer Bunny Rabbit. She really is a sweet girl, I promise!

What's up, Sam? None for me? Sheesh...


Carina - Aug 10, 2003 8:03 pm (#972 of 2955)

Gee, it must have just been that one day when everyone got smooshed.

Is Sam making cocktails? I'll have a JS&Snape please!


rettoP yrraH - Aug 10, 2003 8:46 pm (#973 of 2955)
Edited by Aug 10, 2003 1:47 pm

One Jack 'n Snape Coiming up! *mix* *mix* kaBOOOM!!!

here's your drink Carina...you still want one Marie?


Denise P. - Aug 10, 2003 10:09 pm (#974 of 2955)

Got any drinks with a little flaming wand in them? It is hot, I am thirsty!!


Carina - Aug 11, 2003 1:06 am (#975 of 2955)

Thank you very much. And it only singed my eyebrows off...You're losing your touch, Sam.


Marie E. - Aug 11, 2003 2:59 am (#976 of 2955)

*bats her eyes at Sam*

Yes, please. It is pretty hot today, is there an iced version?


rettoP yrraH - Aug 11, 2003 5:35 am (#977 of 2955)

Here. This is a special - it’s called a Squidsnowball...catch Marie!


Gina R Snape - Aug 12, 2003 2:00 am (#978 of 2955)

Sam, you must've used the Dragonfruit - Wolfsbane flavour. Try the fruit punch. It'll mix much better...

Thanks, Denise. I know everyone is frustrated. I've just reached my limit at this point, where it's not fun for me to add to the debate knowing all our great ideas will be wiped away. So, I'll wait for the return of the 'real' forum. Which, btw, seems to be in pretty consistent working order. So, I'm hopeful it'll be soon.


Istari Jones - Aug 12, 2003 3:22 am (#979 of 2955)

(Kicks off slippers and reclines back in the ol' electric shock chair) Ahhh! That's better. The EZ boards are OK, but there's just no place like home. Hey, Gina, has Severus developed any diet chocolate Snape drinks that melt the pounds off as I sit here and type? Oh, and it's nice to see Severus smiling so broadly in the pictures of your trip. Traveling must really suit him...............Smile


rettoP yrraH - Aug 13, 2003 3:55 am (#980 of 2955)

Seems like we hit the limit of posts yesterday....


Marie E. - Aug 13, 2003 4:28 am (#981 of 2955)

We're getting close to 1,000 posts! Are we going to go silly again and race for it?


Carina - Aug 13, 2003 6:01 am (#982 of 2955)
Edited by Aug 12, 2003 11:01 pm

*pounds on the door* LET ME IN! LET ME IN!

*door falls of hinges*

Phew! I thought we'd been locked out permanently!


Gina R Snape - Aug 13, 2003 5:01 pm (#983 of 2955)
Edited by Aug 13, 2003 10:03 am

Istari, Alas, Snape can make liquid magic, but he cannot make miracles. Oh, and he and I were on holiday when this picture was taken--in Hogsmeade before we set out for the continent. I guess you weren't around for that. But we met up with Marè in Amsterdam! She found him quite charming.

Thanks for pounding the door open, Carina. I was beginning to wonder if there was a 'cap' on the number of posts in a thread. I almost started a new annex thread to St. Mungo's!


Marè - Aug 13, 2003 9:06 pm (#984 of 2955)

O NO, not more St. Mungo's, I am confused enough as it is. We can't dig any deeper for fallout shelters for the shelter of the fallout shelter of the... anyway, the rocks are too hard, no drill can make it through, we will just have to stay here. Sitting nice and easy, with the little birds chirping and a nice long drink, do they serve something pink with bubbles here? Maybe charming Snape could mix something up? Gina if you give him your loveliest (sp?) smile, maybe he would make something nice?


Gina R Snape - Aug 14, 2003 12:54 am (#985 of 2955)

*hands Marè a cocktail with a little umbrella in it*



Istari Jones - Aug 14, 2003 1:18 am (#986 of 2955)

Wow! Cool emoticon, Gina! Hmmm, so the Potions Master can't work miracles, hey? (LOL) well, I won't take it personally! Say if he doesn't have diet chocolate Snape drinks, may I have a regular one? Thanks!


Gina R Snape - Aug 16, 2003 9:01 pm (#987 of 2955)

Sure, why not?!

I must say, I sure wish he was around NYC the past 2 days. I went 29 hours without electricity in steamy, hot, humid weather. It's amazing how exhausting that can be.


Istari Jones - Aug 17, 2003 3:28 am (#988 of 2955)

*Hands Gina a bucket of ice and a battery operated fan..*) So sorry to hear that, Gina. Stupid Muggle eckletricity...


rettoP yrraH - Aug 18, 2003 10:11 pm (#989 of 2955)

hehe it's all my fault...that’s right....they are blaming it on Ohio....my state....how did they find me out?


Gina R Snape - Aug 22, 2003 2:40 am (#990 of 2955)

HEY!!!!! It's been 3 days.

Where are you people?!?! Did they let you all out of the locked ward and not tell me?


wormsé - Aug 23, 2003 6:39 pm (#991 of 2955)

I'm here now...


rettoP yrraH - Aug 24, 2003 7:05 pm (#992 of 2955)

Still here....


Carina - Aug 25, 2003 3:21 am (#993 of 2955)

Never really left...


Hem Hem - Aug 25, 2003 4:02 am (#994 of 2955)
Edited by Aug 24, 2003 9:02 pm

*Arrives Fashionably late*

Hehe, I'm here, and I just noticed that there's as much going on here as there is at the St. Mungo's annex at ezboard... and some people who haven't been around at ezboard either...

*Waves to all the people she hasn't "seen" in ages*

Hey people!


Carina - Aug 25, 2003 4:04 am (#995 of 2955)

We need to hail the Jello Submarine/Spaceship and have it drop everyone off over here.



Hem Hem - Aug 25, 2003 4:05 am (#996 of 2955)

Good idea Carina. I had no idea that there WAS another St. Mungo's place... so happy I found you guys over here...Surprised)


Denise P. - Aug 25, 2003 4:36 am (#997 of 2955)

Carina, what a perfect pic to go with your KBR. Bun Bun is wicked with a switchblade...


Gina R Snape - Aug 26, 2003 1:35 am (#998 of 2955)

Hey, Hem Hem. This is the REAL ORIGINAL St. Mungo's thread (after it was transported from the main Lexicon forum to the fanfiction side).

It's so amazing that we have new members who don't know about it here! I'm getting all misty-eyed. Who is commandeering the Jello Submarine? Better haul ship and get here soon!

*Hands Hem Hem an ice cold Snape fruit punch* Read the backlog, darlin' and you'll be all caught up.


Pinky - Aug 26, 2003 3:41 am (#999 of 2955)

Woohoo! I get post #999! I wonder who's going to get post #1000? I could just post again... but that's cheating. Oh dear - my conscience is really struggling with this... I don't know if I can take it.....

Oh - and welcome everyone back to the real St. Mungo's! It's so good to be back here!


Hem Hem - Aug 26, 2003 3:47 am (#1000 of 2955)
Edited by Aug 25, 2003 9:05 pm

Hey, is this post number 1000? That would be too cool! *admits herself into the I-want-post-one-thousand! ward*

I actually went back and read about 900 posts worth of this, my, have I missed out on a lot of fun....

Edit: Gina, did you say that the Snape beverage is KOSHER? Wow-ee! Yesss! I'll take some of it, in that case!

*chugs a bottle of it down*

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rettoP yrraH - Aug 26, 2003 6:02 am (#1001 of 2955)

So is JackSamules it has an OU....

(post 1001!!)


Liz Mann - Aug 26, 2003 8:55 pm (#1002 of 2955)
Edited by Aug 26, 2003 1:55 pm

Just dropping by to say:

1002 posts??? Wow! I've never seen that many on any thread! Why don't you guys all have a party to celebrate?


Carina - Aug 27, 2003 2:15 am (#1003 of 2955)

WooHoo! I think this is the longest thread ever created on a Lexicon Forum! Kip needs to give us a prize!


rettoP yrraH - Aug 27, 2003 3:42 am (#1004 of 2955)

*looks around the ILoveErrol ward*....Hey theres room here to party just watch out for the loose feathers and mice bones.


Carina - Aug 27, 2003 4:08 am (#1005 of 2955)

I've decided to redecorate the DON'T BOTHER ME I'M READING wing with a pink floral pattern accented with frolicking kitten plates. It seems kind of deserted lately and I think the color might liven things up...


rettoP yrraH - Aug 27, 2003 5:34 pm (#1006 of 2955)

Ok Every one! Clean up the place and get some party stuff! the gang is coming back soon! *gets some fireworks*


Denise S. - Aug 28, 2003 4:26 pm (#1007 of 2955)

*crashes in on broomstick*

*fixes asterixes*

Dang, that's the one thing I didn't miss about WX.
Shoot, go figure I missed post #1000. I call dibs on #2000!!!

*starts tidying things up with her broomstick*

Shhh! Don't tell the staff I can fly on this!


Marie E. - Aug 28, 2003 6:53 pm (#1008 of 2955)

Like we ever need an excuse to celebrate?

Woo Hoo! It's Thursday! Woo Hoo! It's almost Friday!

I'll check the kitchen and stock up on necessities, such as butterbeer and pizza.


Gina R Snape - Aug 28, 2003 11:04 pm (#1009 of 2955)

Hem Hem. Did you really read the whole thing?! You deserve a medal for that!

Carina, are you sure you want frolicking kittens on those decorative plates? They might break loose and start making demands for calamari and jello. It could be dangerous...


Hem Hem - Aug 29, 2003 12:10 am (#1010 of 2955)

Yeah, Gina. It took more than an hour and I had to take a break in the middle, but I actually got through it all!

That's another occasion worth celebrating! WOO HOO!

*Charms a large plate of Lime Jello to dance around the room*


Istari Jones - Aug 29, 2003 12:45 am (#1011 of 2955)

Rats! This place was sluggish around post #980. Next thing I know I missed all the excitement about post 1000. Ahh, well... (Cracks open a Snape Kosher Chocolate Diet Beverage) here's to 1000 more posts! Hey Denise S, glad to hear you've got your flying broomstick back! What kind is it? Can I have a try? I'll let you ride my flying bedpan, here...(wipes dust off it). May I borrow your wand, too, Denise? Yes, that's it...now... how did that go? Ohh, yes...swish and flick the potato peelings off, then, poo-gardium leviosa!

Has anyone seen Nine or Diagon Nilly?


Carina - Aug 29, 2003 2:56 am (#1012 of 2955)

hmmm... Kittens are partial to seafood, aren't they? I had forgotten that. Okay, forget the kittens. Maybe plates with frolicking salmon instead...


PyroGrl - Aug 29, 2003 3:15 am (#1013 of 2955)

D'you know, this is the first time WX has worked for me since it shut down. Gave me time to get addicted to Ludus Equinus. Haha.


BTW, I read OoP in 5 hours...well, what else was I supposed to do on a 6 hour road trip and since I'm not 14, I can't get my learner's license yet! (yes, FOURTEEN!) -laughs at all 14 year olds who have to wait till they're 16 to get a license-


rettoP yrraH - Aug 29, 2003 4:41 am (#1014 of 2955)

*sneaks Pyro a license* Shhh....it’s real....just color the hair a bit and Istari will never know it was hers...she doesn’t drive any more she uses a broom now...*sneaks back to the Errolisking ward*


Istari Jones - Aug 29, 2003 2:21 pm (#1015 of 2955)

*Snorts with laughter...* Better change the weight on that ol' license while you're at it!

*Quickly changes picture of Umbridge on the license to one of Tonks..*


dobbyiscool - Aug 29, 2003 5:12 pm (#1016 of 2955)

Hello, all! For those who never went to a the temp. boards, I am Dobby. For some odd reason they have put me in the "I think I'm a Harry Potter Character" Ward. Can't figure out why. Oh well. I'm glad to be her, though I regret not having found the place before.


rettoP yrraH - Aug 29, 2003 7:12 pm (#1017 of 2955)

Dobby! I need my room scrubbed...care to do it? I'll give you a sock for it....


Viola Intonada - Aug 29, 2003 8:37 pm (#1018 of 2955)

Am I here? Am I really here? Am I at St. Mungo's? Can I start unpacking? Hey, where is my viola?

Do I really have to go back and read all 1000 messages? Do I have to?

*looks at feet and kicks at the floor*


Pigwidgeon - Aug 29, 2003 10:52 pm (#1019 of 2955)


*Pigwidgeon swoops in, flying aorund like mad* Hoothoothoothoothoothoothoothoothoothoothoothoot!!!

*An unseen hand smacks her down, and she dives head-first into Hem Hem's dancing green jello*



Hem Hem - Aug 30, 2003 12:26 am (#1020 of 2955)

*Watches as Pigwidgeon is thrust across the room by a tremendous force*

Sorry! I think the charmed jello got offended!


Carina - Aug 30, 2003 1:30 am (#1021 of 2955)

Well, I believe it's past sundown in Ohio, which means Sam won't be back for another 24 hours. What say we throw him a surprise party?


Pigwidgeon - Aug 30, 2003 3:05 am (#1022 of 2955)

* Finally extracts self from angry green jello*

Hee hee hee ... I'm game! I can bring noisemakers or chips! As long as it doesn't involve cooking ... that would be a disaster on the level of 10 Filibuster fireworks going off in Professor Snape's class.

Now, anyone have any ideas on how to counter this mass of jello that keeps chasing me around?


Marie E. - Aug 30, 2003 5:14 am (#1023 of 2955)

A party for Sam sounds fun! But how in the world do we top all the other parties?

We definitely need to all be wearing pink hoodies!!!


Carina - Aug 30, 2003 5:21 am (#1024 of 2955)

Pink hoodies are a must! It will be our theme!


Slytherin Prefect - Aug 30, 2003 5:33 am (#1025 of 2955)

*walks back in his old room, a toy snake in one hand, a black bag in the other*

Ah, Nagini, just as we left it. The blood on the wall is a little dried up, we're going to need to get that flowing again before we resume planning our insidious plans to destroy the world...

But first, I'm making pancakes.


Marie E. - Aug 30, 2003 6:10 am (#1026 of 2955)

He likes Pringles and Mountain Dew so we should be sure to some on hand.

Are we doing lime jello shots?


Sassi Fras - Aug 30, 2003 6:11 am (#1027 of 2955)
Edited by Aug 29, 2003 11:13 pm

Goody, Goody... a pinky hoody-themed party. I've always wanted to go to one.

Can we play Pin the Tail on Dobby? We could use the really Dobby.

*goes to get pink hoody and find some tails with extra sharp pins*


dobbyiscool - Aug 30, 2003 4:15 pm (#1028 of 2955)

NOOOO! Dobby is not liking that game idea! Dobby will go clean for socks, though. As for the party, Dobby is knowing how we can get the employees of St. Mungo’s out of our hair for a while. Dobby shall just write to Masters Fred and George for a few, er, distractions.


Gina R Snape - Aug 30, 2003 11:26 pm (#1029 of 2955)

Oooh! I'll take some pancakes, Josh.

Happy Birthday Sam. Here's a present for you...

Open it up. I dare you...


Madam Poppy - Aug 31, 2003 12:56 am (#1030 of 2955)
Edited by Aug 30, 2003 5:57 pm

Here you go ladies - have a pink Alice Band for your hair. I brought enough for all. I'm not sure this pink hoody goes with my uniform, but I'll wear it for Sam. I brought a trunk full of iced Chameleon Potion. A few sips and you can look like plaid wallpaper or a dungeon wall! Where's the guest of honor?

Happy Birthday....to Sam....Happy Birthday....to Sam.....Happy Birthday dear Samuel....(I'll stop now, so I don't have to pay royalties..)


Istari Jones - Aug 31, 2003 1:00 am (#1031 of 2955)

Edited by Aug 30, 2003 6:01 pm

Hooray! Another party with SP primed and ready for more devilishly fun magic, madness, and mayhem! Are you making waffles, SP? Hmmmmm, a party for Dr. Sam....(Looks thoughtfully at Nagini) What dessert can we make containing Basilisk milk? (It is Kosher, isn't it?)

And yeesssss Viola, to get the full effect of St. Mungo's and to experience firsthand the unparralled wit and humor of your St. Mungo's cohorts I strongly suggest reading all 1031 of the previous posts! (Smiles sinisterly at Viola)

What a lovely singing voice you have, Poppy! Do you know 100 bottles of Butterbeer by any chance?


Gina R Snape - Aug 31, 2003 1:18 am (#1032 of 2955)

mmmm. Iced Chameleon Potion. What a brilliant idea, Poppy!

I rather fancy the idea of spending the party blending in with the decor. Might make for some good hyjinx...


Carina - Aug 31, 2003 3:04 am (#1033 of 2955)
Edited by Aug 30, 2003 8:05 pm

Okay, if everyone takes a swig of Poppy's Chameleon potion, we don't have to worry about hiding before Sam gets here.

I'm all for pin the tail on Dobby, but don't tell Hermione.


The Great Abbycadabra - Aug 31, 2003 4:08 am (#1034 of 2955)
Edited by Aug 30, 2003 9:08 pm

*puts on pink hoodie and pulls out bagpipe*

Okay, folks, I'm here. You can be happy once more, as I'm sure you've all missed me. Now, give me a Chocolate Snape and hand over some pancakes, I've got a lot of bagpipe playing to do.

*begins playing the Abby version of "Happy Birthday" so as to avoid paying royalties, though there is that credit card. . .*

Hem Hem - Aug 31, 2003 4:36 am (#1035 of 2955)

Shabbos is very over in Cleveland... where's Sam?


The Great Abbycadabra - Aug 31, 2003 4:43 am (#1036 of 2955)
Edited by Aug 30, 2003 9:43 pm

Oh no! You don't think I was playing too loudly do you?


rettoP yrraH - Aug 31, 2003 5:03 am (#1037 of 2955)

*door creaks open* I'M HOOOOOME!!!!!!!!


*tosses a pie at the nearest Pink hoodie*




The Great Abbycadabra - Aug 31, 2003 5:07 am (#1038 of 2955)
Edited by Aug 30, 2003 10:08 pm

*ducks pie, watches it hit Hem Hem*


rettoP yrraH - Aug 31, 2003 5:10 am (#1039 of 2955)

Dont worry Jackie, it’s Kosher.


Slytherin Prefect - Aug 31, 2003 5:11 am (#1040 of 2955)

Waffles, Istari? I would expect nothing less from such an uncouth mugglewipe. No, pancakes are the true wizard's breakfast.


rettoP yrraH - Aug 31, 2003 5:14 am (#1041 of 2955)

You have to put some candles in your pancakes for me SP.


Hem Hem - Aug 31, 2003 5:37 am (#1042 of 2955)
Edited by Aug 30, 2003 10:44 pm

Thanks for the pie, Abby! And making it kosher was really considerate! *takes her pie-covered pink hoodie (shudder!) and watches it self destruct*

The pie's AMAZING! Who made this? I'm putting candles on it, and Sam can have the rest... should there be nineteen candles or twenty? You know, one for good luck!


rettoP yrraH - Aug 31, 2003 5:49 am (#1043 of 2955)

* puts firecracker in Pie*


Istari Jones - Aug 31, 2003 6:25 am (#1044 of 2955)

So, if we all drink Poppy's Iced Chameleon Potion and stand next to each other at SP's stove, would we all look like stacks of pink hooded pancakes?

(Tsk, tsk, SP, waffles topped with strawberries and whipped cream are the food of the gods. Pancakes are but frizbees that drip syrup! ^_^)

By the way, Sam, Happy Birthday! Here's a present! *Hands Sam a pair of Magic X-Ray eyeglasses* And here's an autographed picture of Severus Snape for you, too. I know what a fan you are of his........


rettoP yrraH - Aug 31, 2003 6:44 am (#1045 of 2955)

*Gives Snape to Gina* Whoa....I can see through...*turns red and takes off glasses*


Gina R Snape - Aug 31, 2003 4:33 pm (#1046 of 2955)

Geez, guys. Had I known you were gonna give Sam a pair of X-ray specs for his birthday, I would've worn something different under my robes! Sorry about that Sam. It's just that, well, Severus likes it when I wear the "fuzzy blue frolicking kneazle" print knickers. And I can't say no to my man.

Thanks for the autograph. Not sure what I'll do with it, seeing as how I've got the real thing. But thanks.


Marie E. - Sep 1, 2003 12:13 am (#1047 of 2955)

I think that might just fall under TMI, Gina dear.

I brought you a new guitar, Sam, so you can play along with Abby. Hope you like it.


Viola Intonada - Sep 1, 2003 1:31 am (#1048 of 2955)

I have to read all 1000! Ah! *kicks at floor again*

Okay, just for you guys.

Happy Birthday Sam!

Has anyone seen my viola, I know it should be here somewhere. I used Lockhart's Guide to Moving Magically.

I'll be back after I've read all the previous messages. Is there a cliff notes version?


Gina R Snape - Sep 1, 2003 1:42 am (#1049 of 2955)
Edited by Aug 31, 2003 6:42 pm

Sorry Viola. There are no cliff notes. There might be some Clyffe notes around somewhere, though.

And, Marie...TMI? Well, who gave Sam those x-ray specs? None of us are safe if he wears them!!!


wormsé - Sep 1, 2003 1:47 am (#1050 of 2955)

Happy Birthday Sam!!! *Hands Sam...* What? Where did it go? I really did get you a present Sam... I swear... I must have.. erm, misplaced it....
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Marie E. - Sep 1, 2003 1:55 am (#1051 of 2955)
Edited by Aug 31, 2003 6:56 pm

Good point, Gina!

* grabs a robe and runs back to her room*

Yeah, thanks a lot, Istari!!


Viola Intonada - Sep 1, 2003 2:17 am (#1052 of 2955)

Okay, I got through the first one hundred posts! Yeah, only 900 more to go!

In the spirit of the beginning posts, I don't think I ever properly introduced myself....

I am Viola, I was hired to do a gig here at St. Mungo's to entertain the patients. I advertised myself as a violist who could play in tune. After my performance they came at me with a very pretty red jacket and said "We have just the place for you," As they escorted me to my own ward I heard the nice men mutter to each other, "She must me really insane if she thinks anyone can play a viola in tune. What was she thinking!"

* Goes back to reading previous posts*


The Great Abbycadabra - Sep 1, 2003 6:10 am (#1053 of 2955)
Edited by Aug 31, 2003 11:12 pm

Accio X-ray glasses! Honestly, I wear clothes for a reason, you know.

*Puts X-ray glasses on high shelf*

*rummages in bagpipe for present for Sam*

Ah, here we go, it may look like a bent piece of cardboard, but it's really a guitar pic! Isn't it exciting?!?! Is there anymore jello?

Hey, Viola, if I can play a bagpipe in tune, you can play a viola in tune. But I did get a pretty blue jacket not long after I started playing. Hmm.


rettoP yrraH - Sep 1, 2003 4:54 pm (#1054 of 2955)

Hey thanks maire! I'v been having trouble getting in here...seems theres a troll near the entrance...*flips over new guitar* WOW A GENUINE CANDY BOX WITH RUBBERBANDS!!!!! *twang* *boing* it’s even in key! *trys out pick* *spiroing* whoa! neat! *boing slpliring boing twang* *plays Sounds of Noises*


Gina R Snape - Sep 1, 2003 7:17 pm (#1055 of 2955)

Sam, I forgot how much you love musical instruments So, I've brought you a trumpet.

*hands Sam an empty raisin box* Just hold it up to your mouth and blow, like this:

Ok, well maybe not quite that hard.


The Great Abbycadabra - Sep 2, 2003 3:29 am (#1056 of 2955)
Edited by Sep 1, 2003 8:29 pm

Well, you can always play "Classical Gas," Sam.


rettoP yrraH - Sep 2, 2003 4:22 am (#1057 of 2955)



Viola Intonada - Sep 2, 2003 8:42 pm (#1058 of 2955)

Hey, I've been having problems getting onto the Lexicon Forum site. Has anyone else? I have no problems getting onto the Fanfic site (good thing because I still have a lot of catching up to do).

*Goes back to practicing viola *


dobbyiscool - Sep 2, 2003 8:50 pm (#1059 of 2955)

Hey Viola! I keep getting kicked out of the Lexicon Forum site. I just thought it was my computer, it does that to me every once in a while. Sam! Sorry, but Dobby forgot to give you your Birthday present! Hey! How'd you guess Dobby was going to give you socks?


rettoP yrraH - Sep 2, 2003 10:52 pm (#1060 of 2955)

I smelled em...


Brave ol' Neville - Sep 2, 2003 11:10 pm (#1061 of 2955)

*Walks into St. Mungos and take his first look ever* *then trips of pile of x-ray glasses, raisin box, cardboard, shoebox guitar* "oh, that hurt.”

*Randomly opens door and jello comes spuing out* "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" *Runs out of St Mungos sreaming in choas*


rettoP yrraH - Sep 2, 2003 11:13 pm (#1062 of 2955)

*sics Peeves on Brave ol'*


PyroGrl - Sep 3, 2003 3:00 am (#1063 of 2955)

*bounds into room*


We pillage and plunder, we rifle and loot, Drink up me hearties yo ho!
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot, Drink up me hearties yo ho!



Gina R Snape - Sep 3, 2003 3:15 am (#1064 of 2955)

Uh, oh. Is there a healer around? Madam Poppy? Anyone? Better attend to PyroGrl STAT. She's forgotten she's on the Harry Potter forum and thinks she's in a pirate ward. Oooh, she must have it something awful.


PyroGrl - Sep 3, 2003 3:17 am (#1065 of 2955)


Harry Potter has been kidnapped! By Pirates!


by me, actually. *grins*


rettoP yrraH - Sep 3, 2003 5:33 am (#1066 of 2955)

September 19th! National talk like a Pirate day! Arr!


Hem Hem - Sep 3, 2003 5:42 am (#1067 of 2955)
Edited by Sep 2, 2003 10:51 pm

Avast, that's still two weeks away! Why the pirate talk NOW, mateys?


The Great Abbycadabra - Sep 3, 2003 5:42 am (#1068 of 2955)
Edited by Sep 2, 2003 10:52 pm

Blarmy bildge rat, Sam! Ya beat me to it! Arr

Dang it, now ye got that song a stuck in me head.

*plays along on bagpipe for lack of anything better to do*


rettoP yrraH - Sep 3, 2003 6:02 am (#1069 of 2955)
Edited by Sep 2, 2003 11:07 pm

*picks up Hornpipe and Accordian* Avast me laddies and Lassies! all together

Ye All sail in a Jello schooner

A jello schooner ect..


Viola Intonada - Sep 4, 2003 1:18 am (#1070 of 2955)

Arrgghh, Matey, swab the jello off the deck or ye will walk de plank. Aye, it is a short one, too.

Argh, what is that multilegged beastie swimmin' below me plank? Is that a giant squid?

* Uses bow (which conceals her wand) to transfigure viola into a violin, starts fiddlin' pirate theme *


Viola Intonada - Sep 4, 2003 1:19 am (#1071 of 2955)

btw, I'm glad I'm not the only one having problems, I was starting to get paranoid!


PyroGrl - Sep 4, 2003 3:40 am (#1072 of 2955)

*skipping a verse because of content*

We kindle and char and in flame we ignite
We burn up the city, we're really a fright

I think I went on the POTC ride too many times at Disneyland in Feb...


The Great Abbycadabra - Sep 4, 2003 4:55 am (#1073 of 2955)
Edited by Sep 3, 2003 9:56 pm

Ahoy, maties! Let’s see what crawled out of the bung hole. (Handy translation for the pirate-impared: Hey guys! Any more jello? heeheehee)

*jams to POTC song some more*

Hey, PyroGrl, I'm impressed. I've ridden that ride a thousand times, and I still can't get the song right.

*tunes bagpipe and plays some more*


rettoP yrraH - Sep 4, 2003 5:07 am (#1074 of 2955)

Ahoy! jolly old fellows! can't do without a nip o' tea old bean? ME HEARTYS Ya'll runin low on Butterbeer! Arr! Me laddies an' lassies were all gonna dance a wee bit now...Ulp Me thinks me had too much grog and me accents are gettin' confused mon.....*totters back to the Ernie/Errol ward*


Hem Hem - Sep 4, 2003 5:38 am (#1075 of 2955)

Is Mad-Eye Moody a pirate?



The Great Abbycadabra - Sep 5, 2003 4:29 am (#1076 of 2955)
Edited by Sep 4, 2003 9:29 pm

'Course Mad-Eye be! 'E an' I go way back. Back whens we were sailing the Seven Seas, of course, there 'ere on'y Four Seas back then. . .

*scratches wooden leg with bagpipe*

I remember this one time. . .


rettoP yrraH - Sep 5, 2003 5:22 am (#1077 of 2955)

Arr that be the time he went looking fer doubloons with his eye? Arr he attched it to a String and let in under water!

btw were is every one? this place is dead? Poppy? have you been handing out tranquilizers?


Denise S. - Sep 5, 2003 5:09 pm (#1078 of 2955)
Edited by Sep 5, 2003 10:13 am

PyroGirl: "I think I went on the POTC ride too many times at Disneyland in Feb..."

*mock shock* Is that possible??? Never! (DisneyWorld, however, is a different story :-/)

Except, o' course, that 'is name wasn't "Mad-Eye-Moody" back then, was it? Oh no, me mateys, 'twas Peg Leg Moody. *reconsiders* Well, perhaps 'twas only Blackbeard that gave 'im that name, as 'e was the one who gave 'im that leg i'the first place...


rettoP yrraH - Sep 5, 2003 6:09 pm (#1079 of 2955)

Aye? Me though thar name was Halfnose....Arrr! how th' storys travel me ladds an' lasses...


PyroGrl - Sep 5, 2003 10:49 pm (#1080 of 2955)

Hold on, lemme find my pirate nickname, and Harry's too, lol.


PyroGrl - Sep 5, 2003 10:53 pm (#1081 of 2955)


I am...

Bootstrap Brittany! WHOO!

(yes, that's my real name, but I would prefer Pyro)

Sorry, but Harry is Half-Dead Harry...


The Great Abbycadabra - Sep 6, 2003 5:25 am (#1082 of 2955)

Well, according to http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate.php, my pirate name is Mad Morgan Rackham. Of which the site says, "Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!"

That's just sorta odd, but I'll go with it. Arr.


Denise S. - Sep 6, 2003 8:36 pm (#1083 of 2955)
Edited by Sep 6, 2003 1:37 pm

Ahoy, matey's! Salute yer captain!

Captain Bess Flint

“Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!”

I say - *points out over St. Mungo's Lake* - we commandeer that ship o'er there and charm it so's that we can finally find The Giant Squid, fabled lake creature and known to rescue those fallen overboard! Who’s with me??


The Great Abbycadabra - Sep 6, 2003 9:53 pm (#1084 of 2955)
Edited by Sep 6, 2003 2:53 pm

Count Mad Morgan Rackham and her little bro the Dread Pirate Rackham (really, that's the name he got on that quiz, same last name and all. But people dread him, they just laugh at my insanity. )!

Me be ready for just about anything out thar on the high seas, er, lake. I remember this one time when Moody and meself were fighting one particularly nasty fellow whose second cousin thrice removed was a giant squid. . .


Denise S. - Sep 7, 2003 3:15 am (#1085 of 2955)
Edited by Sep 6, 2003 8:15 pm

*surveys crew*

Hmm, we seem to be a small ship. Perchance it be th'others could not escape th'doctors. Aye, it be a problem...
The Squid calls, but alas, it'll take more 'n three people t' bring 'im in!

Is there anyone else here? At all? Anywhere?


rettoP yrraH - Sep 7, 2003 5:02 am (#1086 of 2955)

Bloody Sam Roberts!

”Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Two things complete your pirate persona: style and swagger. Maybe a little too much swagger sometimes -- but who really cares? Arr!”

Ahoy! Man(and woman) Th' Jolly Yeller Sub mateeys!Th' Barnicals Be buildin' up! Arrrrr!


Marie E. - Sep 7, 2003 8:03 am (#1087 of 2955)

Arr! Me new name be Dirty Mary Kidd! Arr!


The Great Abbycadabra - Sep 7, 2003 8:17 am (#1088 of 2955)
Edited by Sep 7, 2003 1:23 am

*clomps around on wooden leg while playing "The Original Abby the Pirate Song"*

Ahoy, mateys, be thar any sightins of that giant squid? Mad Morgan Rackham has spoken. Yep, I've finally lost it.

*plays song some more*


Sassi Fras - Sep 7, 2003 8:48 am (#1089 of 2955)

Arr! Cap'n I be Mad Dog Bonney. *salutes captain*

“Part crazy, part mangy, all rabid, you're the pirate all the others fear might just snap soon. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!”


Slytherin Prefect - Sep 7, 2003 8:56 am (#1090 of 2955)
Edited by Sep 7, 2003 1:57 am

A squid hunt, is it?

*turns to his toy snake* Nagini, do you know what this means? This is the chance we've been waiting for for months in this place. Quick, spread the word. I condemn the actions of those who would take on this squid hunting expedition, for it conflicts with the time I had scheduled to give a lecture on how great I am in the main hall.

Why would I do that you ask? Well, Nagini, I shall tell you. One must simply accept the fact that we are not well-liked, and so it stands to reason that anything we tell someone to do, they will not do it. We want the halls of St. Mungo's empty for a few hours. But if we tell people to go on this trip, they'll wonder what our angle is...

However, given the choice of going squid-hunting and listening to one of my great lectures, what do you think the dimwitted masses are going to do, Nagini?

*straps an eyepatch over his right eye* That's right. No one on the seas is wilier than Captain John Kidd.


Denise S. - Sep 7, 2003 3:02 pm (#1091 of 2955)

Aye, well then, we sail today at 12:12! Bring yer wands, bring yer rapiers, an' bring yer courage, for we return not til we have found the Squid!

*raises eyebrow at Nagini* Snakes can be allowed, matey, but yeh best keep 'er under tight control...


rettoP yrraH - Sep 7, 2003 4:30 pm (#1092 of 2955)

Avast mateeys Look yonder! thar be cap't Kidd talkin' ta his voodoo doll 'gain! Arr! Cap’n Kidd! who thee putting a curse on this mornin'? *goes off to guzzle some grog* Arr! Go Browns!


Slytherin Prefect - Sep 7, 2003 11:19 pm (#1093 of 2955)

Well, sir, my intentions were to put a curse on you this fine morning, but...

Go Browns?

I fear that someone has already beaten me to it... I don't feel I can do any further damage...


Carina - Sep 8, 2003 1:27 am (#1094 of 2955)

ARG! Red Charity Rackham reportin' fer duty (be we related, Mad Morgan?)

“Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!”

*split personality shifts*

Actually, a lecture symposium sounds divine! I know a great caterer!


Denise P. - Sep 8, 2003 1:32 am (#1095 of 2955)

Red Bess Rackham

“Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!”

Geeze, is there any of us here that are NOT a Rackham?? I know pirates are related but this is scary when I can hear dueling banjoes in the background.


Pigwidgeon - Sep 8, 2003 2:38 am (#1096 of 2955)

Mad Dog Kidd, reportin' fer duty, mates! ”Part crazy, part mangy, all rabid, you're the pirate all the others fear might just snap soon. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!”

So, landlubbers, when does the good ship Jello Sub take off?

Arr, Slytherin Prefect, them's fightin' words! You be speakin' blasphamy! Go Browns!!!

*sings* 60 men all lost at sea, all of them drunk except for me 'Twas I who had to face the storm with nothin' in sight to keep me warm! Yo ho ho ho! Over the raging sea we go! Yo ho ho ho! Wherever the free winds may blow HEY!

*dodges incoming rotten tomatoes*


rettoP yrraH - Sep 8, 2003 3:42 am (#1097 of 2955)

Arr...th' curse has been true...me beautys th' browns have sqwaderd there doubloons...Arr! blast it all! *goes of in search of rum* *hick* least' Ohio State won, yee bilge rat!


Gina R Snape - Sep 8, 2003 3:55 am (#1098 of 2955)

*hands Nagini, the rubber snake, a rubber mouse*

Not to worry, Denise. I am not a Rackham. I am not a pirate. I am 100% Snape (through marriage, of course, but nonetheless).

I see some kind of Confundus Piratus charm has taken over the entire ward. What is to be done?!?!


rettoP yrraH - Sep 8, 2003 4:47 am (#1099 of 2955)

Arr lassie..yer just gonna have t' hold out till the 19th scallywag! Avast yee all that are within the boundries of me smell! we shall snip the shower pipes so that we SMELL like Pirates on the big day! ARRRR!!!!


Sassi Fras - Sep 8, 2003 5:09 am (#1100 of 2955)

Arr! Roberts did ye find da Rum!

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rettoP yrraH - Sep 8, 2003 5:12 am (#1101 of 2955)

*glug* nay Frass....me found it but she's gone now *burp*


The Great Abbycadabra - Sep 8, 2003 7:52 am (#1102 of 2955)
Edited by Sep 8, 2003 12:54 am

Arr, mateys, who be stealin' the greatest last name any pirate ever had? Just remember present and future Rackhams, I had it first!

*plays along with bagpipe to Mad Dog Kidd/Pigwidgeon's nifty pirate song; changes mind and starts playing the dueling banjo music *


Sassi Fras - Sep 8, 2003 11:18 am (#1103 of 2955)
Edited by Sep 8, 2003 4:19 am

Arr, must have rum! Cap'n we be needin' to find a land lubbers ship to pillage. There be mutiny if'in you think we be takin' on the giant squid wit'out rum. ARG!


rettoP yrraH - Sep 8, 2003 4:03 pm (#1104 of 2955)

*duels abby’s banjo with accordian*


Gina R Snape - Sep 8, 2003 6:44 pm (#1105 of 2955)

Don't worry Sam. You already do smell like a pirate.


Viola Intonada - Sep 8, 2003 8:58 pm (#1106 of 2955)

Aye, Bloody Ethel Bonney at yer service. I'll climb up into the crow's nest and look for ships ripe for plunderin'.

Arr, is that the Durmstrang ship I see comin' up outa de whirlpool!


PyroGrl - Sep 8, 2003 10:50 pm (#1107 of 2955)

Black Jenny Bonney

”Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!”

I'm so obsessed that I'm being Captain Jack Sparrow for Halloween.

Anyone bothered to check HRH's pirate names? LOL.


Denise S. - Sep 9, 2003 1:29 am (#1108 of 2955)
Edited by Sep 8, 2003 6:29 pm

*spots Durmstrang ship*

Everyone get up to deck! All hands on deck! Prepare ye'selves fer battle! Get your wands out and prepare yer worst jinxes, fer we may be in fer rough waters ahead than e'er we've yet seen!

*turns to SP* Be yer Nagini related to any sea snakes? We need to know what Durmstrang be plannin', and that snake there be just what we need!

*turns to the Rackham family* You! No, not Mad Dog--Be there a Mad Eye Rackham? No, the Red Rackham! You! Ready the Grindylows!

*glances quickly at Black Jenny Bonny before saying in an impressively menacing voice* Yeh've gone off the map, Durmstrang; here there be monsters...


Hem Hem - Sep 9, 2003 2:16 am (#1109 of 2955)

*climbs up the crow's nest and looks through spyglass*

Arr, mateys! I be seein' we's approaching the 1111th post with a large 'x' upon it! Laddies and Lassies, onward ho! treasure ho!


rettoP yrraH - Sep 9, 2003 2:21 am (#1110 of 2955)

*sleeps through it all*


Denise P. - Sep 9, 2003 2:52 am (#1111 of 2955)
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Pigwidgeon - Sep 9, 2003 2:54 am (#1112 of 2955)

*wipes tomato splatters off. Sees that Sam is asleep and takes his rum bottle and tries a sip. Then tries another sip...*

* sings* Oh! What do you do with a drunken sailor

What do you do with a drunken sailor

What do you do with a drunken sailer

Early in the mornin?

'Ere now! Where's that Durmstrang ship! Let me at 'em! I'll splat 'em! I'll ... hold it, wrong show....

* suddenly falls over and starts snoozing next to Sam*


rettoP yrraH - Sep 9, 2003 3:12 am (#1113 of 2955)

SOME ONE TOUCHED MY RRRRRRUM!!!!!! TH' SCALLYWALG WILL WALK THAR PLANK IF I FIND *hick* em....i'll...*hick* *:falls backinto drunk slumber*:


The Great Abbycadabra - Sep 9, 2003 4:37 am (#1114 of 2955)

Ahoy, Pyro! Be ye the one who keeps POTC in third place at the box office e'ery weekend?

*takes some tomatoes and puts them in bagpipe, aims at Durmstrang ship, and FIRES!!!*


Marie E. - Sep 9, 2003 5:00 am (#1115 of 2955)

*sneaks off with more of Sam's rum*


rettoP yrraH - Sep 9, 2003 5:37 am (#1116 of 2955)

*opens one eye* Arr must warn ye the rum be strained through m' socks...*drifts off again*


Madam Poppy - Sep 9, 2003 7:31 am (#1117 of 2955)
Edited by Sep 9, 2003 12:41 am

PoopDeck Poppy reporting for duty! Is the Gourmet Chef aboard? I'm ready for the King Kahuna Buffet. I heard there was going to be an ice sculpture and all you can eat shrimp. For all those afflicted, I brought some seasickness potion.


Sassi Fras - Sep 9, 2003 10:25 am (#1118 of 2955)
Edited by Sep 9, 2003 3:31 am


I smells a bottle o'rum

*tackles Marie trying to take the rum*


rettoP yrraH - Sep 9, 2003 12:14 pm (#1119 of 2955)

Arr! ye gonna smell me rum from leages away lassi...th socks make it more potent Arr!


Denise S. - Sep 10, 2003 2:44 am (#1120 of 2955)


Aye, ye be doin' a fantastic job!

*more tomatoes fly thru' the air*

Durmstrang be fallin' back a'ready, and victory is in sight! We done it, mateys! We've passed our first test and are a real crew now!

If yeh want more rum, I have it on good authority that a man named Seamus knows how to make some...yeh best be careful teh not fall o'erboard, mateys!

Squidward ho!


Viola Intonada - Sep 10, 2003 2:56 am (#1121 of 2955)

Pass the rum, mateys. We've got some celebratin' to do. Just don't pass me any rum from Bloody Sam Roberts, I hear he strains it through His socks.

I'm a wee bit disappointed the Durmstrang ship is already on the run, I was looking forward to some plunder. Aye, the yellow bellied scum, they run faster than their headmaster.

There must be something else out there we can terrorize and plunder. * scans sky from crow's nest *

Does anyone have a Jolly Roger that we can fly from our mast? How about a bed pan, if there is no Jolly Roger around?


rettoP yrraH - Sep 10, 2003 3:14 am (#1122 of 2955)

Avast! Me spotted paper taxis on shore Arr! me have to much beatles! LAND HO HO HO! *drifts back to sleep with bottle of rum cluched in hands*


Marie E. - Sep 10, 2003 5:41 am (#1123 of 2955)

Sorry, Viola, all I could find was a Jolly Rancher. It's cherry, mmmmmm.

Arr! Sammie, what did I tell you about the Beatles! (I have a friend at work who talks nonstop about them)

*puts Sam's hand in a pan of warm water and tiptoes away*


rettoP yrraH - Sep 10, 2003 6:13 am (#1124 of 2955)

Avast! Me hada wierd dream! I was a Pottie! *looks down* avast! me dont need to take shower now arr! me smell bad enough! Arr! *jumps into water for a bath*


The Great Abbycadabra - Sep 10, 2003 7:02 pm (#1125 of 2955)
Edited by Sep 10, 2003 12:02 pm

*reaches into bagpipe and pulls out spare bagpipe*

Ahoy, Viola! Ye be sure to use this bagpipe as our jolly roger. The bagpipe can strike terror in the hearts of en'mies. Arr.

*hands spare bagpipe to Viola*


Denise S. - Sep 12, 2003 1:03 am (#1126 of 2955)

Ah, the jolly sounds o' the bagpipe! Reminds me of th'early days, when 'twas but one ward, and but 20 St. Mungo's posts...



Viola Intonada - Sep 12, 2003 1:19 am (#1127 of 2955)
Edited by Sep 11, 2003 6:23 pm

* Hoists bagpipes up mast of ship *

* Wipes tear from her eye *

Alas, there is not a more moving sight than a bagpipe fluttering in the wind. That should strike fear in the hearts of our foe. If not, maybe I should hoist my viola up there too.

OOhh, Jolly Ranchers! Aye, beware o' the lime ones, especially if that Madam Poppy tries ter give ya one. Arrggh.


PyroGrl - Sep 12, 2003 3:14 am (#1128 of 2955)

I AM IMMORTAL! INVINCIBLE! AND no, I try to keep it in FIRST, and I succeeded for a while...lol. Just third? Pooh.

* raises flag that has a black background, and two pink words surrounding a skull with crossbones (also pink)*


rettoP yrraH - Sep 12, 2003 4:53 am (#1129 of 2955)

*tosses a paper-taxi over the pink ensignia*


The Great Abbycadabra - Sep 12, 2003 6:04 am (#1130 of 2955)
Edited by Sep 11, 2003 11:04 pm

Aye, Pyro, ye be having to see it twenty times a day inst'd of your former ten. But fear not, movies out this long rarely stay up as high as third. It's doing unbelieveably well. Why, though, me must be askin', are there so many pirate references in me e'eryday life anymore?

*plays totally random song on bagpipe to sollute new bagpipe flag*


dobbyiscool - Sep 13, 2003 12:20 am (#1131 of 2955)

Alas, after a week or so, I have returned. Me pirates name would be Captain Bess Cash:

”Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!”

Well, Dobby is not sure Dobby likes that name, so Dobby will be First Mate Dobby, who is reporting back for duty, Captian!


Denise S. - Sep 13, 2003 1:44 am (#1132 of 2955)

Aye, Dobby, ye look like ye'd be a good firs' mate!

Arr, it's been two days now since any sightin' of the Squid, and we'd best find it soon before the doctors come a-lookin' for us! You up in the crow's nest, keep yer eye open!


Denise S. - Sep 13, 2003 7:25 pm (#1133 of 2955)
Edited by Sep 13, 2003 12:25 pm

*notices that everyone's asleep*

This accent be--I mean, this accent is kinda getting hard to keep up.

*lays her captain's hat on deck*

Farewell, my co-mates and brothers in exile; I feel the call of my broomstick too strongly to remain here any longer!

*jumps overboard and starts swimming back to St. Mungo's*

(eww, the water tastes like...like lemon jello!)


Madam Poppy - Sep 14, 2003 12:01 am (#1134 of 2955)
Edited by Sep 13, 2003 5:02 pm

Well, I'm jumping off too! Some cruise this has been!*mumbles as she dives overboard...*"no buffet, no ice sculpture, no shrimp..."


Sassi Fras - Sep 14, 2003 1:21 am (#1135 of 2955)
Edited by Sep 13, 2003 6:22 pm

Arr! Dis be mutiny?

Hope da giant squid nabs ye land lubbers!


The Great Abbycadabra - Sep 14, 2003 1:50 am (#1136 of 2955)

Arr, the Mad Morgan Rackham refuses to leave this thar ship. I hereby be Captain Mad Morgan Rackham, savvy? Who's with me? I won't feed yer to the squid.


Madam Poppy - Sep 14, 2003 3:35 am (#1137 of 2955)
Edited by Sep 13, 2003 8:39 pm

*glub* Goin’ down for the third time


rettoP yrraH - Sep 14, 2003 4:27 am (#1138 of 2955)

Har Har Har!!! A CHEER TO ALL YE NEW PREFECTS!!! Avast! Me name be tainted in th' good way! All ye bear ye responsibilty fast...I be goin' off t' have a jolly romp wit' thar threads! Cast Off!

Sam the Non-Prefect (still Capt' Arr!)


Denise S. - Sep 14, 2003 5:39 pm (#1139 of 2955)
Edited by Sep 14, 2003 10:39 am

*eats a handful of gillyweed that she so conveniently had stashed in her pockets*

All right, I've got an hour, we'll get to the bottom of this dandy little mystery...

*dives deep, holding pencil wand with potato-skin stains, keeping an eye out for grindylows*


Carina - Sep 15, 2003 3:52 am (#1140 of 2955)

MAN OVERBOARD!! *throws a couple of Lifesavers into the lake, but makes sure to save the cherry ones for later*

Wait, PIRATE SHIP? I thought we were on the Love Boat! No wonder I was having problems finding Issac (and I could really use a Pina Colada right now)


Gina R Snape - Sep 15, 2003 4:00 am (#1141 of 2955)

Phew. Pirate Ship mass hallucination over? Does this mean I can come home again? Yippee!

Thank you, Madam Pomfrey and Denise for administering cures.


The Great Abbycadabra - Sep 15, 2003 7:03 am (#1142 of 2955)
Edited by Sep 15, 2003 12:04 am

Arr, this pirate be not done hallucinatin' til Talk Like a Pirate Day be over, savvy? (I like this word.) Just bein' stubborn, don' mind me. Arr.

*prepares bagpipe so to be ready to sail off into the sunset*


Denise S. - Sep 15, 2003 5:39 pm (#1143 of 2955)
Edited by Sep 15, 2003 10:40 am

*drags herself to lake shore dripping wet*

Drat! *scowl* I'll need to carry more gillyweed with me from now on, that was hardly enough time to look for The Squid!

*coughs up half a lungful of water*

*sees a nurse approaching with a straightjacket*

Oh no, not again!


Caitlin McCoy - Sep 16, 2003 3:34 am (#1144 of 2955)
Edited by Sep 15, 2003 8:34 pm

*grabs Denise by the hand* Let's run for it!


Denise S. - Sep 18, 2003 8:14 pm (#1145 of 2955)
Edited by Sep 18, 2003 1:14 pm

*points wand blindly over shoulder towards what she hopes is the nurse*

Stupefy! Stupefy! STUPEFY!!!


Gina R Snape - Sep 19, 2003 12:13 am (#1146 of 2955)

*stands up 2 minutes later and shakes her head* Hey! What did you do that for?!?! grrrrr


Ticker - Sep 19, 2003 2:04 am (#1147 of 2955)

Ahoy there! -Yes! Thank you for the hoist up... Indeed, I feel as though I've been lost at sea for well over a month. Oh, it has been that long... *sigh.*

Well, let me just say that all waterways connect. When I dove down with the squid at the Fallout Shelter (only to come up & find the pool cemented over) I decided it would be a fine time to just, uh..., go with the flow.

- Why, thank you. I would like a towel. - And let me tell you, there's no end of adventures to be had at sea.

- Sure, I'll let you fasten my towel for me. - You know, I thought for a while I might have seen Atlantis, but it turned out to just be a mer-village. Very intriguing architecture...

- Um, why is it that my towel fastens in the back? And where are you taking me now? And why would you think I'd like to eat some jello? Wait a minute! Give me back my squid pin! Gosh darn it, I can't move my arms. Hey!!!! Hey!!!!!!!!!


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Penny Lane. - Sep 19, 2003 4:41 am (#1149 of 2955)

~ Did anyone miss me?~


What about my Pocket Alan Rickman?


Hem Hem - Sep 19, 2003 4:45 am (#1150 of 2955)

Welcome Back, Penny!

*Hands her a Snape iced tea and a lovely mop to swab the deck*

Great to see you back! (I was Jackie Fast back in the day....)
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The Great Abbycadabra - Sep 19, 2003 5:05 am (#1151 of 2955)

Arr, it be Talk Like a Pirate day. Time for the Mad Morgan Rackham to merrily annoy all ye land lubbers. Arr.


rettoP yrraH - Sep 19, 2003 5:59 am (#1152 of 2955)


Arr go 'ere


Ticker - Sep 19, 2003 2:59 pm (#1153 of 2955)
Edited by Sep 19, 2003 8:03 am

Arrrrrrrrr...batten down all that may blow away in the fierce gale o' pirate words we be sailin' through today!

Aye maties! Tis a thick storm ahead but we'll be richly rewarded in gold I'm sure.

Arrrr & welcome back aboard Penny. I'm afraid the parrot found your pocket AR.


Gina R Snape - Sep 19, 2003 5:25 pm (#1154 of 2955)
Edited by Sep 19, 2003 10:25 am

Penny Penny Penny! Welcome back, sweetie.

Ticker, when is the little one due? Will you deliver at St. Mungo's or a muggle hospital? Or bring a mediwitch to your home?

Do you know if it's a boy or a girl? If it's a boy, will you name it Severus? I think that's a lovely name. (Just a suggestion).


Wench - Sep 19, 2003 6:05 pm (#1155 of 2955)
Edited by Sep 19, 2003 11:09 am

Ahoy! me fellow shipmates! Grab ye a butterbeer and drink hardy. ‘Tis a fine day for sailing and wonderous day to celebrate. Happy TLAP-Day to ye!


Gina R Snape - Sep 20, 2003 1:28 am (#1156 of 2955)

Hey, everybody. It's Hermione's birthday today. Happy birthday Hermione!


Denise S. - Sep 20, 2003 1:45 am (#1157 of 2955)
Edited by Sep 19, 2003 6:45 pm

*is restrained in another "towel" after prolongued struggle*

No! NO! There's no such thing as birthday Jello!

As president of JELLO, I refuse to partake! Take yer grubby landlubber Jello spoon away from me face!

(Arrr, I knew 'twould slip!)


Penny Lane. - Sep 20, 2003 4:22 am (#1158 of 2955)

What do you mean the parrot got AR? I didn't change him back from mouse form (like 500 some posts ago) for fear that his eyes would be pink and he couldn't act and we would have to be poor! And my selfishness got him eaten by a Parrot?! OH FOR THE LOVE OF . . . . . .

*sings softly by the mouse-sized memorial that I made*


Ticker - Sep 20, 2003 3:21 pm (#1159 of 2955)

Well Penny, if he's not in your pocket... better check your cloak - please find him because Richard Harris *might* be replacable, but Alan Rickman will NEVER be.

Gina - I'm having a girl. We'll name her Aria Faith, although Severus is a fabulous name. As far as birth location, if I can make it to St. Mungo's, that would certainly be my preference. For back up though, I do have a wonderful muggle doctor and it will probably be more feasible for me to have her near home at the local muggle hospital. Home births are basicly illegal in SD - go figure - even here in the wild west where we otherwise get to do whatever we want. Everyone but pregnant women, that is... On the plus side, the grocery store insists on sending help to load my car for me, I haven't opened a door on my own for a few weeks, and I get to sit wherever everyone else thinks would be most comfortable. And remember this is the northern US where chivalry is otherwise dead. 7 & 1/2 weeks til my official due date - yikes!

*Takes a big swig of butterbeer & drinks to Hermione's birthday yesterday.*

Denise - talking like a pirate really worked for me. Either that or sic-ing the parrot on the orderly. The command he responds to most aggresively is to stick out your tongue and go, "THPTHPTHPTHPTPHTHTPHTHTHTTPTHPTHPHTPHTPT!" It also works well to get jello out of your mouth. Just be sure to pull your tongue back in before the parrot sees it.


Marty McFly - Sep 20, 2003 9:04 pm (#1160 of 2955)

Ahoy! It be the Dread Pirate Rackham! My friend is the Dread Pirate Roberts (Lockhart). I have a lot of booty (baby shoes, obvious nod to Calvin and Hobbes). Arr!

And one pirate is a disgrace to all pirates in the universe: Mad Morgan Rackham, me sister.



The Great Abbycadabra - Sep 20, 2003 9:13 pm (#1161 of 2955)
Edited by Sep 20, 2003 2:15 pm

Ahoy, mateys! Kindly be ignorin' me brother, "Marty." He seems to be a day behind in his thinking. He just registered today and then the main forum was read only, so he just couldn't wait to admit himself to St. Mungo's. Strange kid, that one.

*plays "Celebration" on bagpipe to welcome little brother*

Wow, his avatar is really big. *gapes in awe, then commences playing bagpipe*


Gina R Snape - Sep 20, 2003 9:44 pm (#1162 of 2955)

Hey, Marty. Welcome to the forum!

Abby, I can see the family resemblance. It's uncanny. The expression on the faces of the people on both of your avatars is exactly the same! Hee.


The Great Abbycadabra - Sep 20, 2003 10:19 pm (#1163 of 2955)
Edited by Sep 20, 2003 3:21 pm

Oh my gosh, Gina! They do have the same expression! heeheehee, I hadn't noticed. My bro and I think alike way too much sometimes.


Viola Intonada - Sep 21, 2003 2:32 am (#1164 of 2955)

Welcome to St. Mungo's, Marty!

I missed so much. I was having problems accessing the FanFic Forum for several days. ARRGGHH! And now everyone is talking about their pretty towels that tie in the back. I want one too!

*Pouts in corner, looking very sullen*


Denise S. - Sep 21, 2003 3:01 am (#1165 of 2955)
Edited by Sep 20, 2003 8:02 pm

*runs down the hallway in a straightjacket*

I ESCAPED! *pant pant* Anyone who wants to join me in the Kumbayah Ward can camp out and toast marshmallows, perhaps even make smores, while we wait for the other forum to go back up. Of course, you'll have to get me out of this jacket, it's hard to go find my secret stash or smores ingredients when I can't use my hands--Viola, you can have mine if you want!

Wow...Isabel even got the Forum !

(side note: my family lives in MD and when the storm came thru', it knocked over 16 trees, but not one hit our house or any of the neighbors' houses! Talk about fortunate!)


rettoP yrraH - Sep 21, 2003 3:26 am (#1166 of 2955)

Howdy Marty! Yee know little ol' me don’t ya?

* twirls Martys wand around and puts it back in his safe*

Have Fun Meester MeekFleye

* goes of the Errol is still king wing*


Marie E. - Sep 21, 2003 5:42 am (#1167 of 2955)

Mmmmm...I lurv smores!!!


Hem Hem - Sep 21, 2003 6:02 am (#1168 of 2955)

*Grabs a few logs*

If we're gonna have smores, we need to have a bonfire too...the hospital won't mind if it's a fire hazard, will they?


rettoP yrraH - Sep 21, 2003 6:24 am (#1169 of 2955)

*Pulls out a can o' gas*


Sassi Fras - Sep 21, 2003 8:04 am (#1170 of 2955)


You can't start a bonfire without this!

*hands Sam a blowtorch*


rettoP yrraH - Sep 21, 2003 3:40 pm (#1171 of 2955)

I wonder what this switch does.....


Madam Poppy - Sep 21, 2003 4:27 pm (#1172 of 2955)
Edited by Sep 21, 2003 9:28 am

Madam Poppy here, standing by with burn potion for Sam.
*to Abby's brother!* Sorry, but I have misplaced my list of the wards here at St. Mungo's and *searches for a quill* I bet that Lockhart took my last one.
Does anyone else have a list I could give Marty?


Marty McFly - Sep 21, 2003 5:52 pm (#1173 of 2955)

Sam, last night when you were asleep, I took my wand (11 inch, Mahogany, Pheonix feather). How I got it out? It's not really Harry Potter related, so I'm not going to say it.

Oh, yeah. Hi Everybody!! I'm staying in the same ward as Lockhart, and I paint mustaches on him when he's asleep at night. Heehee!!


rettoP yrraH - Sep 21, 2003 6:25 pm (#1174 of 2955)
Edited by Sep 21, 2003 11:25 am

*Pssst - Marty don't know about my supply of Weasly Wands*.....(ask your sister about them marty...)


Marty McFly - Sep 21, 2003 6:37 pm (#1175 of 2955)

Psst, Sam doesn't know that I turned him into a rubber chicken. *evil laughter*


Sassi Fras - Sep 21, 2003 6:47 pm (#1176 of 2955)
Edited by Sep 21, 2003 11:47 am

*rubs eyes*

Is that a rubber chicken? Nah, can't be.

*mutters to self* That is not a rubber chicken. That is not a rubber chicken. There are no walking, talking giant rubber chickens in St. Mungos. That is not a rubber chicken.

Madam Pomfrey, I need help. I'm losing my mind.


Marty McFly - Sep 21, 2003 7:25 pm (#1177 of 2955)
Edited by Sep 21, 2003 12:42 pm

Sassi, Sam been a giant chicken since 12:00 A.M. *bagpipe music* Hey, can I have a smore?! *hands Sam a gas tank for fire*


Denise S. - Sep 21, 2003 7:45 pm (#1178 of 2955)

Sassi Fras, what do you mean you're losing your mind? We live here because we've already lost them! Silly Sassi Fras!

Here, come have some chocolate, you'll feel better. Then you can come help us start the fire. But shhhh, don't tell Madam Pomfrey!


rettoP yrraH - Sep 21, 2003 8:32 pm (#1179 of 2955)
Edited by Sep 21, 2003 1:33 pm

Abby stop helping your brother!

and he only *thinks* he turned me into a rubber chicken...Nay his fake wand has addled his mind...

Hey and Marty don’t you know I dont sleep? Ask Tayrn...she knows...

And read the instructions on the wand...it doesn’t work on people. I'll give you your wand back if you ask nicely.

Boy o Boy! more Gas!


Sassi Fras - Sep 21, 2003 8:54 pm (#1180 of 2955)

So that's why I'm here. I'm going to check anyway.

*pulls out wand and charms a pair of wax lips*

Ok lips, on the count of three I want you to blow in my right ear.

*holds a lit candle next to left ear*


Lips - You know that's not a candle. It's a stick of dynamite.

Huh, what...


rettoP yrraH - Sep 21, 2003 9:32 pm (#1181 of 2955)

*sets down Can o' Gas*


Ticker - Sep 21, 2003 11:39 pm (#1182 of 2955)
Edited by Sep 21, 2003 4:51 pm

Woo - hoo! I love S'mores!

*runs down to the Kumbayah Ward pushing large wheelbarrow full of marshmallows*

Congratulations, Denise on your escape! What a lovely idea! We all seem to really like fire around here. Hmmmmmm... I wonder why that is?

And Viola, might I just say that the "towel" looks simply lovely on you.

Gina - Nymphadora is way too cute! Is she a bit klutzy too?

Welcome Marty! Why don't you see how your, um, wand-thingy works for roasting 'mallows?

Sam & Sassi - I'll invite the Stay-Puff Marshmallow man if you keep the blow-torch, gas can & dynamite stick away from my wheel-barrow for, well, an hour ought to do it.

Hey! Anybody else ever heard about Fluffy Puffy Marshmallows? They were on sale next to the Melon-aid.


Carina - Sep 21, 2003 11:55 pm (#1183 of 2955)

Gina, Your new "baby" is adorable!


Gina R Snape - Sep 22, 2003 12:10 am (#1184 of 2955)
Edited by Sep 21, 2003 5:12 pm


Yeah, she's got these long bandy legs that she hasn't quite fully gotten control of (she's 10 weeks old but I think she was the runt of her litter). So, she runs and sometimes slides on the floor trying to stop. And she scrambles to climb up onto things and tends to slide and fall trying to get back down again. hee

So, I thought Nymphadora was most suiting. Also, I did a little digging on the name and it implies a fair maiden who is a beautiful gift. Or else, a gift of something still in its larval stage (ie not fully developed). Either one worked for her! But it did get me thinking about the character, and I plan to post when it opens up again...

Severus wasn't too thrilled about the name. He really wanted a boy and have it be named Severus Jr. or Salazar, but alas it was a girl...


Hem Hem - Sep 22, 2003 12:46 am (#1185 of 2955)

Glad you finally got a name picked for her, Gina. Nymphadora is a precious name for a little kitten!

So is that "Nymph" for short, or "Dora?"


Viola Intonada - Sep 22, 2003 12:49 am (#1186 of 2955)

Thanks, Denise for the towel. And thank you Tinker, for the compliment. It is rather difficult to play my viola though. Funny, my playing doesn't sound any different though.

I just love s'mores. Here, let me get a wheelbarrow of Hershey bars from my private stash. I always keep some on hand. (Honest) What a nice lovely bonfire. I'll just stick a marshmellow on the end of my bow, after placing an inflamable spell on it of course.

Abby, you should be able to roast an entire bag at once on your bagpipes!


Marie E. - Sep 22, 2003 1:05 am (#1187 of 2955)

Oh my gosh, Gina, she is sooo adorable. And her name suits her completely.

*Sam doesn't realize he's a rubber chicken.*
*Gets a bag of popcorn and sits back to watch the fun*


Gina R Snape - Sep 22, 2003 1:08 am (#1188 of 2955)

I think ‘Dora’ for short sounds better. Plus, I had a great aunt Dora.

Sam had better be careful. I thought I heard something about the St. Mungo's staff serving Chicken & Matzo Ball soup for dinner...


Carina - Sep 22, 2003 1:16 am (#1189 of 2955)
Edited by Sep 21, 2003 6:17 pm

Why did Sam the Chicken cross the road?

oh, wait... that's a different thread...

And I'm putting my order in for arroz con pollo.


Gina R Snape - Sep 22, 2003 1:27 am (#1190 of 2955)

Nice one, Carina.

hee hee hee. We're evil.


Wench - Sep 22, 2003 1:43 am (#1191 of 2955)

Nice kitty and great name too Gina.


Gina R Snape - Sep 22, 2003 1:53 am (#1192 of 2955)

OMG, Wench. That kitty smilie is the best!


Wench - Sep 22, 2003 3:58 am (#1193 of 2955)
Edited by Sep 21, 2003 8:59 pm

How about this kitty Gina? < img src=http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/tiere/catmilk.gif >


The Great Abbycadabra - Sep 22, 2003 5:03 am (#1194 of 2955)

Sam, I wasn't helping my brother. He wreaked all sorts of havoc behind my back. *sigh* Little brothers. I should have known better than to let him loose in here. Stupid sweet, innocent face.

Gina, your cat is precious. It looks like my grandmother's cat, Angel. Though, I must say, your cat's name is much better.

*fills bagpipe with marshmallows and scoots closer to the bonfire*


Marty McFly - Sep 22, 2003 4:50 pm (#1195 of 2955)
Edited by Sep 22, 2003 9:53 am

Sam, can I have my wand back, please? *in jell-o sub going into the sun set with smores* Oh, Mrs. Snape, your cat is cute! Good luck!


Marty McFly - Sep 22, 2003 5:55 pm (#1196 of 2955)
Edited by Sep 22, 2003 10:56 am

*plays A Pirate's Life For Me on Bagpipe 2000* Mmmmmm! These are good smores!


Caitlin McCoy - Sep 22, 2003 6:55 pm (#1197 of 2955)
Edited by Sep 22, 2003 1:49 pm

Whoo-hoo!!! S'mores and Ogend's Old Firewhiskey!


Denise S. - Sep 22, 2003 10:26 pm (#1198 of 2955)

Shhhh! Keep it down! If the nurses find out about the Ogden's, they'll put me in the Detainment Ward--no Harry Potter books for a whole month! But the nurses and doctors can't bust you for getting hyper on sugar!

*crams half a block of chocolate into her mouth*

Ah, yes, I do dislike Mondays rather much, don't I?


Wench - Sep 22, 2003 11:01 pm (#1199 of 2955)

I'm going right now to tell Madam Poppy to get out the sugarless candy! You'll be sorry!


Carina - Sep 23, 2003 1:19 am (#1200 of 2955)

*throws Wench in the broomstick cupboard*

Pass the chocolate, Denise!
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