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Part C - St. Mungo's Lexicon Hospital for the Incurably Insane (May, 2005 to March, 2011) - Page 2 Empty Turkish Delight

Post  Lady Arabella on Thu Dec 27, 2012 9:44 pm


dizzy lizzy - Jan 4, 2006 9:29 am (#701 of 2575)
Edited by Jan 4, 2006 1:30 am

Whaaat... how long have I been here???

**looks around at all the flying bedpans with amazement...and feels dizzy***


CatherineHermiona - Jan 4, 2006 10:44 am (#702 of 2575)

Lizzy, do you need a chair?

*takes chair during driving bedpan with full speed and leaves it behind Lizzy**

Here you go, Lizzy.

HI, TAZZY!!!!!!! Bye, Taz...

Here it is, I see it!!!!!!! Come on, Nika! Go, quick, just few more meters!!!!!!



prof sprout - Jan 4, 2006 3:37 pm (#703 of 2575)

I'm here, whoever crosses the finish line with the flag wins.

(waving frantically)


Finn BV - Jan 4, 2006 10:30 pm (#704 of 2575)

Oh, so you have to cross the finish line AND get the flag? Some game, huh? (Thank you Steve Kloves.)

The flag is just 20 feet from my reach……


Emily - Jan 4, 2006 10:33 pm (#705 of 2575)

Oh, but I'm closer! *Grabs flag and is immediately knocked off bedpan by a very coincidental Bludger. Hmm....* Who has it now?


dizzy lizzy - Jan 5, 2006 5:31 am (#706 of 2575)

Thanks kate! That feels heaps better. I think I'll just curl up and have a snooze while you all fly around like maniacs.


CatherineHermiona - Jan 5, 2006 9:30 am (#707 of 2575)

Oh, I'm lucky that Emily got knocked off bedpan. But how am I supposed to get the flag now that Emily still has it?!?!?!

You're welcome, Lizzy! (I don't know does it say 'Your welcome!' or 'You're welcome!')



dizzy lizzy - Jan 5, 2006 9:37 am (#708 of 2575)

You say “You're Welcome” as it is a contraction of You Are Welcome. You had it correct.

That is “You Are” is contracted to “You're.”

Any other grammer/grammar experts out there willing to help me???


**and now back to the broadcast of the latest broomstick race at St Mungo's, courtesy of Wizarding TV!***


Finn BV - Jan 5, 2006 1:07 pm (#709 of 2575)

*is grammar expert and knows how to spell grammar *

Emily, where did you drop the flag?? And welcome back to Lizzy! But where's the flag??


Tazzygirl - Jan 5, 2006 4:51 pm (#710 of 2575)

Where'd the flag go??? Does that mean Emily won? Or is it still to the finish line? or do you have to have both?

I'm sooo confused!!! (I think that is why I am here...)


Emily - Jan 5, 2006 9:29 pm (#711 of 2575)

I dropped the flag when I fell off my bedpan - I don’t know where it went, though! That's right, Tazzy, you need to get the flag and get to the finish line without being tackled. Good luck.


PyroGrl - Jan 5, 2006 9:30 pm (#712 of 2575)

Go whomever!! Whoever wins gets a hug from moi. Smile


Liz Mann - Jan 6, 2006 9:24 pm (#713 of 2575)

This is so funny! Everyone in the last twenty four posts has had the opportunity to proclaim themselves the winner but nobody has. I'm guessing that's because they all know they'd feel guilty to swoop in and take it for themselves.


Tazzygirl - Jan 7, 2006 1:54 am (#714 of 2575)
Edited by Jan 6, 2006 5:56 pm

LOL Liz! I know...

I FOUND THE FLAG!!! It was under that bush by the pool.

*zooms off towards the entrance doors...*


Marie E. - Jan 7, 2006 3:19 am (#715 of 2575)
Edited by Jan 6, 2006 7:19 pm

Hello everyone! Sorry I've been away so long. I ate some of the dreaded green jello and have been in a coma for about month, apparently.

Ticker, if you have moved to Cody, then how will I visit you on my way to ND? Sigh...

*ducks as Tazzygirl zooms overhead...*


Finn BV - Jan 7, 2006 3:58 am (#716 of 2575)


Welcome back Marie. Living proof of the jello poison.


Tazzygirl - Jan 7, 2006 9:06 am (#717 of 2575)

*looks back and notices Marie E.*

Hi Marie!!

I haven't reached the finish line yet!!!! You can still try and get the flag! I know you are the one who really wants to win, Finn!!! So !!


CatherineHermiona - Jan 7, 2006 9:33 am (#718 of 2575)

I'll act a bit as Marcus Flint. I hope you won't mind.

*runs and obstructs Tazzy a way to the finish line*

Now I only have to find a way to take flag from her...

I got it!

Accio flag!!!!!

Why didn't I remember of it before? I was able to do that from there.



dizzy lizzy - Jan 7, 2006 9:36 am (#719 of 2575)
Edited by Jan 7, 2006 1:37 am

So I'll join the party and "Accio" the flag as well - woof woof!

**said flag burst into flames as result of competing "accio's" thrown at it**


Liz Mann - Jan 7, 2006 3:25 pm (#720 of 2575)

Oh no! Quick, maybe if someone grabs a dustpan and brush they can sweep the flag's ashes up and it'll still count! *flies off to get dustpan*


Tazzygirl - Jan 7, 2006 6:14 pm (#721 of 2575)

Ahhh! No! The flag! But wait! Reparo! Yeay! I fixed the flag! picking the flag up I zoom back towards the finish line...

Nice try Kate! Zooms quickly around Kate's blockade...


CatherineHermiona - Jan 7, 2006 7:51 pm (#722 of 2575)

Oh, no, I'm also good at muggle way of stopping people!

Beware, I have a rifle and I'm not afraid to use it! Do not afraid, I won't point at you, at the bottom of the flag with special bullet that will take the flag to me. Although, I'm not as good in shooting as Tena...

Well, anyway, willingly or I need to use force, Tazzy?

During HP Lexicon Forum is down, I'll be in the chat room here. If anyone wants to join me...



Tazzygirl - Jan 7, 2006 11:58 pm (#723 of 2575)

I didn't know there was a chat room in here... I was bummed when the main lexicon was down... Oh well...

hmmmm... I have a special button on Fred (the bedpan) that makes me zoom even faster! See if you can get the flag then, Kate!!

*pushes special button, and zooms to about 10 feet away from the main doors.*

Finish line is the entrance to the party, right?? U-oh! I forgot where the party is!!!


CatherineHermiona - Jan 8, 2006 9:24 am (#724 of 2575)

Hey, it is dangerous! I could hit you this way...

I know what I will do! Accio flag!!!!!!!



Finn BV - Jan 8, 2006 3:53 pm (#725 of 2575)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. (My GoF-Voldemort moment.)

That pretty much sums up my feeling right now.

*quickly thinks of clever way to get flag*


Tazzygirl - Jan 8, 2006 7:12 pm (#726 of 2575)

Oh No you don't Kate!! Accio Flag!!! *flag zooms right back to me!*

LOL Finn! Hey- LV and Darth Vader have something in common (I watched Star Wars recently)- they both say NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! at the end of their parts in the movies. I think LV was better at it though.


Finn BV - Jan 9, 2006 3:45 am (#727 of 2575)

Accio Flag!! (It's not clever, and we already did it about 10 posts back on this thread, but it'll do!!)

See, I'm not a Star Wars person, but I did know some other major villain did that, I just couldn't think who. While we're at it, does Darth=Anakin? It was a clue in the crossword puzzle today and I'm too lazy to look it up, but I'm pretty sure I'm right.


Tazzygirl - Jan 9, 2006 6:52 am (#728 of 2575)

Yes, Finn. Darth Vader is (or was) Anakin. Duh. Everyone knows that!!

Accio Flag! (You know, we could altogether stop racing and just Accio the flag back and forth between all of us. What happened to our Commentator?? And I think we are missing our New Year’s Party...)

*flag comes sailing back to me.* So there!


Tazzygirl - Jan 11, 2006 12:18 am (#729 of 2575)

I think the race is over. Let's just claim everyone winners!

Is the party still going or have we completely missed it???


Finn BV - Jan 11, 2006 1:33 am (#730 of 2575)

That's a nice way to end it!!

I call the last brownie! Hahahahahah!


Tazzygirl - Jan 11, 2006 6:51 am (#731 of 2575)

No fair Finn! I'll arm wrestle you for it!! :evil grin:


Finn BV - Jan 11, 2006 10:09 pm (#732 of 2575)
Edited by Jan 11, 2006 2:09 pm

(through muffled eating noises) Mmf, sorry, mmf, too late. :pbtmff:


Tazzygirl - Jan 12, 2006 8:04 am (#733 of 2575)

What's that on your hand, Finn? It looks green. I think you just ate some green jello- I thought I saw a nurse over by the brownies earlier... Oh well! Better you than me!!!

I'll settle for a bag of unopened Caramel Corn.... 😋


CatherineHermiona - Jan 12, 2006 8:19 am (#734 of 2575)

Does anyone want any Turkish Delight? From fresh chopped roses... I have some but I don't like them. Although my sister thinks they are just as usual Jelly Beans, so don't eat all...

I'm still in the chat room on the other HPL Forum, but I might pop in in this one as well. Kate


Finn BV - Jan 12, 2006 1:22 pm (#735 of 2575)

Turkish Delight! I think I'll have some……… Ugh. I feel sick. What's this green stuff on my lip?


Tazzygirl - Jan 13, 2006 1:25 am (#736 of 2575)

I think I will pass on the Turkish Delight... It didn't look too appetizing when I saw Edmund eating it in TLTWTW.

*watches Finn turn green in the face with amusement.*


PyroGrl - Jan 13, 2006 3:34 am (#737 of 2575)


Wow. I love marine iguanas...they're so cool!! They're like, lizards, but they swim, and they're COOL! Hey I think "Godzilla" was a marine iguana.

*looks into distance, where you can barely see the original St. Mungo's** Speaking of exotic animals, I wonder where LJ is now...I hope he's happy, wherever he is.


Tazzygirl - Jan 13, 2006 6:49 am (#738 of 2575)

HEY! I posted like hours earlier and it is no longer here! What's up with that?? So to repeat what I said-

I think I will pass on the Turkish Delight. I got grossed out when watching Edmund from TLTWTW.

*sits back with bag of caramel corn and watches Finn turn green.*


Kip Carter - Jan 13, 2006 7:07 am (#739 of 2575)

Tazzygirl, you had posted 5 hours and 24 minutes earlier and your message is still there. Check two posts above at post #736. Maybe that green caramel corn . . . .


CatherineHermiona - Jan 13, 2006 8:38 am (#740 of 2575)

Speaking of exotic animals, I still didn't find my Poisie. Will anyone help me? She is poisonous, but only if you make her angry, what I'm sure you won't do...

And, to tell you the truth, Finn, that antidote I gave you... I didn't know if it works, you were (how does it says) experimental bunny, we say here. But you aren't dead, and besides your incurable insanity you are perfectly healthy, so I see it worked. Only if you are turning green because of that...

Glad you liked my Turkish Delight. You know when Edmund wasn't able to stop eating Turkish Delight because White Witch bewitched it? It seems I had some bewitched Turkish Delight because, despite me hating it, I couldn't stop eating it. I hope you didn't get that disease too...



Tazzygirl - Jan 13, 2006 8:40 pm (#741 of 2575)

*looks in bag of Caramel Corn and sees green flakes inside.* Oh No! I think the nurses gave all of us green jello! Oh, wait. No. It's just Finn who has been Jelloed! The green caramel corn is just food coloring. Whew!

Thanks Kip! For a minute there I thought I was losing my mind! Now that I think about it, my computer had been acting up at that time, and didn't show what I had posted. When I typed the second message (#738), Finn's (#735) was the last post before Post a Message box. Oh well... All is better now!

Killer (my turtle) is still missing. Maybe all the animals are having their own party with the Hippos...


Finn BV - Jan 13, 2006 10:30 pm (#742 of 2575)

Haha… I didn't eat the jello! Tazzy's computer did!! MUHAHAHAHA


Tazzygirl - Jan 14, 2006 10:25 am (#743 of 2575)

THAT’S why my computer screen has a green tinge to it. I see what those nurses are doing... *walks away muttering under breath*

What happened to Viola and Ticker and all the others? Have they been given Green Jello while we weren't looking?? *stops muttering and begins to call for Viola and Ticker and all the others...*


CatherineHermiona - Jan 14, 2006 12:54 pm (#744 of 2575)

Yes. It seems that only ones here are me, you and Finn.

I have one friend. I argue with her a lot. But still, she always finds out every my secret among the first ones. And I talk to her every day. We were talking now over Skype. We were talking about someone. Do you remember (those who watched Narnia) when White Witch told: "If it's a war Aslan wants, it's a war he shall get." I remembered of that and told that to my friend only instead of "war", there was "friendship" and instead of Aslan, there was name of that certain someone. And she said: "You allow an 8 years old to command you?!" I told: "He/She isn't 8 years old!!!!" They always tease me that certain someone is 8 or, even worse, 6. Wanted to share it with you, esspecially with Tazzy and Lizzy. who will probably get who is certain someone.

Did anyone like this Turkish Delight? I have some more if anyone wants..

Kate ***is lucky she didn't eat any Green Jello and hopes no-one except those who are supposed to gets the joke and is lucky there is still one thread where she can say what she wants because her mother doesn't read it***


dizzy lizzy - Jan 14, 2006 11:17 pm (#745 of 2575)

LOL Kate! I'm still around - I think....

I'll just stay curled up on the lovely comfy chair you gave me and have a little sleep.



Liz Mann - Jan 15, 2006 12:45 am (#746 of 2575)

I'm still here! *waves*

Hey guys, I snuck into the Healers' secret medicine store room and found this! Jellybeans

These beans are supposed to counter the effects of Lime Jello! Huh, I wonder what else they have hidden in here. *starts rummaging through bottles* Ooh, a secret lemonade stash.


PyroGrl - Jan 15, 2006 1:14 am (#747 of 2575)

Oh, for shame. I have turned into a lurker.

NO, not the pimple kind of lurker.


Finn BV - Jan 15, 2006 5:53 am (#748 of 2575)

Liz, they haven't got a snake in there, do they? I seem to have misplaced mine of late… and funny thing is, the matrons say that the guy in the ward below us was strangled the other day... just thinking out loud.


dizzy lizzy - Jan 15, 2006 6:07 am (#749 of 2575)

Ooh...Ooh Where has all my energy gone????

I'd love to chase a snake...If I can get out of this comfy chair that is...


Tazzygirl - Jan 15, 2006 8:32 am (#750 of 2575)

Liz- I was just about to plan an attack on the Storeroom! Good Thinking!

Finn- think perhaps that your snake at my turtle? Killer is still missing... He likes the end of people's beds, so be warned!
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Post  Lady Arabella on Thu Dec 27, 2012 9:48 pm


CatherineHermiona - Jan 15, 2006 10:37 am (#751 of 2575)
Edited by Jan 15, 2006 2:41 am

I wonder if we could make a thread called: "You know you belong to St. Mungo's when..."? I want to hear others' opinion before I put it.

For the example:

...when you go to McDonald's to take ice cream with chocolate topping because you feel cold and chocolate topping is hot.

...when you like that ice cream a lot and you eat it with two spoons put together because you know that afterwards, when you eat everything, there will be more ice cream caught between two spoons.

...when you start inventing new words with Madam Pince, words like "finn-ally" that would mean "(to do it) like Finn" or "friend of Finn" like finn=Finn ally=friend. I swear Madam Pince invented those two and I think one more just I can't remember of that one. I just gave her the idea when I said finnally instead of finally.

...when you yourself don't understand half of things you just wrote.

What do you think, would that thread work? Or we can put it together with this thread?



CatherineHermiona - Jan 15, 2006 11:10 am (#752 of 2575)

Oh, I have one more and time to edit my post ran out:

...when you are in bedpan race, and you fly on a bedpan, and you don't know what bedpan is so you don't exactly know what you are flying on...



Finn BV - Jan 15, 2006 5:12 pm (#753 of 2575)

LOL Kate. Finnally = ally of Finn. LOL!

I dunno, I think that's half the purpose of this thread. My vote would be to keep it here, but if others want a new thread, fine with me.

Tazzy, that was a turtle?? Oops… *twiddles thumbs*


Liz Mann - Jan 15, 2006 6:41 pm (#754 of 2575)

Catherine - that's very similar to the 'You Know You're a Harry Potter/Lexicon Fan When...' thread over on the main forum, and a lot of the things people would post on your suggestion thread would be the same as they'd post on that.


Tazzygirl - Jan 16, 2006 2:57 am (#755 of 2575)
Edited by Jan 15, 2006 6:58 pm

*glances at Finn suspiciously.*

What did you do to my turtle??

Kate- I guess if we have a sudden urge to write a "You know you belong to St. Mungo's when..." bit, we could just post it here. Other than that, we can just go to the main Forum and post in that thread.


Viola Intonada - Jan 16, 2006 3:31 am (#756 of 2575)

*wakes up rather dazed* What?!?!?! Where am I?!?! I heard someone calling my name....

* looks around, sees bowl of half-eaten lime jello* Oh no! What has happened to me. I think someone or something fed me lime jello. AAHHHHH!!!!! *looks around for culprit*

Does anyone know who would have fed me jello? I know my dear sweet butterflies would never do anything like that to me......


dizzy lizzy - Jan 16, 2006 3:58 am (#757 of 2575)

You sure about that Viola???

I've been sitting here napping and watching the antics of everyone for the last week and you really don't want to know what your pretty butterflies got up to do you???

The answer is yes your sweet little butterflies were so mean to you....


Tazzygirl - Jan 16, 2006 9:25 am (#758 of 2575)

Nice to see you awake, Viola! You were out for awhile...

I think the Nurses are really out to get us now... *glances around nervously.*


CatherineHermiona - Jan 16, 2006 9:50 am (#759 of 2575)

You know what, Tazzy, now when she wants to seat with me, now all of the sudden that certain someone is 14 ! Amy changes her mind pretty fast. Even too fast... She even threatens me that is I answer "No." that certain someone is back to 6 or 8. Now, what is she, some witch that can change other people's age? I don't think I can trust her... I'll see today at school what will Martina say today. I know Miriam is out of question. She insulted me too much on Amy's birthday...

Well, okay, then let's keep it in this thread. It was just a suggestion.

Finn, I have one more: "definnitelly". Let's make it opposite from "finnally", both meanings. To me Finnally=ally of Finn was great idea, to Madam Pince it was silly. Well, I guess that's why I'm in St. Mungo's and she isn't...

Viola, you can't say we didn't warn you. Cats and dogs are better pets than butterflies... And better than turtle, to be honest, Tazzy. Dogs are the most loyal of all pets. That is why Biter is here next to me, and I still didn't find Poisie...



Finn BV - Jan 16, 2006 1:35 pm (#760 of 2575)

What did you do to my turtle?? –Tazzy

Well, it was green, and round, and jello is green, and round, and somebody around here thought they had some jello……………

*walks away quickly*


Marie E. - Jan 16, 2006 2:44 pm (#761 of 2575)

Did it taste like jello, Finn?


Liz Mann - Jan 16, 2006 3:43 pm (#762 of 2575)
Edited by Jan 16, 2006 7:44 am

Oh, hello, Marie! Haven't seen you around in a while!

Tazzy - OMG, you're right! The Healers really are out to get us! While I was rummaging around in the store cupboard just now I found... *gulp* EXTRA-STRONG LIME JELLO! The label says, "Guaranteed to cause very quick return to sanity." Maybe that's why our members keep disappearing for long periods of time!

*sees piece of parchment on store room floor* What's this? *reads* Gasp! I think I've found out who has been feeding us the jello! It is...


Except they're not Viola's butterflies! This is a memo to all Healers that Viola's butterflies have been rounded up and contained and that the Healers should report to the staff room to be transfigured into replacement butterflies! Their wands have been shrunk and they use them to hypnotise us and force feed the jello to us! Which is why Viola can't remember anything. And their disguise means that we don't notice them approach us. *is incensed*

Hmmm... well, I suppose it was bound to happen eventually. I think they feel we're being far too... erm... lively. You know, what with parties, bedpan races, swimming pools and Quidditch matches and what not. Apparently we're meant to be here to recover from our insanity rather than revel in it.

(It's funny how my creativity peaks when I'm meant to be working on an essay. )


Emily - Jan 16, 2006 4:20 pm (#763 of 2575)

... We're here to recover from our insanity? But why? Whyyyyyy??? And... EXTRA-STRONG LIME JELLO??? That's horrible! Viola, it must have been your butterflies that captured me and locked me up... luckily I had my wa-flute. Oh, I'm scared now. Should we try to fortify ourselves against the healers?


Viola Intonada - Jan 16, 2006 7:58 pm (#764 of 2575)

Be careful about what you say about my butterflies, Emily. Like Liz said, it wasn't my butterflies. It was the staff disguised as my butterflies. I knew my butterflies couldn't do anything like that to me. Besides I had a jinx very similar to the one Hermione had on the DA list, except more effective for butterflies. But now, I have to find my butterflies. My poor babies. I hope they haven't hurt you!

Don't the healers realize that we represent job security for them?!?! If they got rid of us, they wouldn't have a job anymore. Boy, you try to help people out and they just don't appreciate it.


Tazzygirl - Jan 17, 2006 1:45 am (#765 of 2575)
Edited by Jan 16, 2006 5:47 pm

GASP! FINN! How could you! My poor defenseless turtle... I guess the lime jello has a certain crunchy texture to it, eh?

* walks away to sulk in a corner.*

We should do a mass revolt on the healers here at St. Mungo's. Extra-Strength Lime Jello??? Transfigured healers into butterflies??? They are definitely out to get us... *glances around nervously in between sulking.*

*Waves to Marie*

Kate- just stick with Martina- she is the true friend! How could they think 6 or 8?


CatherineHermiona - Jan 17, 2006 7:17 am (#766 of 2575)

I now officially sit with Martina for the rest of my life (or as long as we are in the same school). It was simple, but got Amy pretty mad... Ha, as I care... I don't care, I like it more this way. As I need another distraction from class (what Amy would certainly be).

Dino is most arrogant, selfish, ugly, and he got a haircut that makes him look awful... People just continue to disappoint me all the time...

Oh, and we have a nice sitting plan on maths that doesn't include Amy anywhere near us. At first desk, Nika and Matea, me and Martina behind, and more behind Miriam and Ana. That is a nice company, and I think they all find it great for the exams. On Technical Education sitting plan is similar, there we have two desks together so four people can sit in one line. Me, Martina, Miriam, Ana and behind us Nika and Matea.

Off to do my huge Geography homework for Friday (write two pages about every country of Northern Europe (Norway, Sweden, Finnland, Denmark, Island, and three Baltic countries)). Which, of course, doesn't mean I won't be in the chat room on the other HPL Forum because I can do few things at once...



Tazzygirl - Jan 17, 2006 8:30 am (#767 of 2575)

Kate- Two pages per country???? If that is so, WOW! and good luck!

I have something similar- I have to write a four page paper for each of the main categories of disabilities (I think there are four categories. I can't remember off the top of my head), and then two pages each on articles from newspapers and such that deal with those disabilities, and then I have to write up my personal philosophy of teaching, which is about another 4 pages. Making it a total of 28 pages! But all that isn't due until May!


Liz Mann - Jan 17, 2006 9:46 pm (#768 of 2575)

Two pages per country??? What the heck is your teacher trying to do, give you a stress breakdown? I hope you have to write in a book with small pages. Jeeze, and I thought my University assignments were tough. (Which I now have to go off and do - doh!)


Viola Intonada - Jan 17, 2006 9:54 pm (#769 of 2575)

It is the teachers' conspiracies to keep St. Mungo's full of inmates!


Finn BV - Jan 17, 2006 10:09 pm (#770 of 2575)

Hehe. The teachers never heard of multitasking with an HPLF chat room!

Sorry, Tazzy (actually in real life I was crying, I swear, I get so emotional about animals), I'm so sorry in fact, that I bought you A RABBIT NAMED RINKY! See, it rhymes with Lavender's rabbit Binky! How cool! Now you can have a nice green (yes, that's right, GREEN) rabbit.


Emily - Jan 17, 2006 11:26 pm (#771 of 2575)

My apologies, Viola. But can you be sure they were ever not healers? So, who's up for a knitting party? We'll have the disco ball, and food, and knitting... oh... no one? Oh well. Worth a shot.


Pigwidgeon - Jan 18, 2006 12:16 am (#772 of 2575)

Kate-- something that might help you on your assignment, if you are allowed to use the Internet, is the CIA World Factbook. It has a detailed listing.breakdown of every country out there.

Tazzy -- I've taught workshops on special needs, if that helps.

* off to find the Seriously Frustrated Student Ward because she majorly screwed up her class schedule -gah!-* Viola, could I borrow some of your butterflies, and then I'll look for an extra large bowl of lime green jello!


Tazzygirl - Jan 18, 2006 3:10 am (#773 of 2575)

I just bet you bawled your eyes out Finn. Thanks for the rabbit. You are too kind. And he is green too! And he comes with a name??? Even better! Come here Rinky! *Is completely over the fact that Finn ate my turtle.*

The CIA factbook is AWESOME!!! I can spend hours on it!

Thanks, Pigwidgeon! I might take you up on the offer if I need help. I shouldn't be that far off... Have you heard of Tool Kits or Resource Kits? That is what all my papers are for. I don't know if it is just a Hawaii thing, but everyone here who wants to be a teacher has to complete it by the time they graduate. It's a pain, and I can't wait to get it done and over with!


Viola Intonada - Jan 19, 2006 2:57 am (#774 of 2575)

Pigwidgeon, you are more than welcome to "borrow" my butterflies. But in reality, they aren't my butterflies since the healers stole my butterflies and substituted them with transfigured healers.

* light bulb glows over her heard as she gets a deliciously wicked idea*

Quick, everyone, I need your help. I need you to nonchalantly gather all of the butterfly nets and jars that you can. Remember Hermione and Rita Skeeter? We could make out rather well.......

Once everyone is ready, on the count of three we will capture all of the butterflies and place them in the jars. Then we can force the healers to give us anything we want. Like a chocolate fountain for the cafeteria and whatever else we can think of.




............. 3!


Tazzygirl - Jan 19, 2006 5:53 am (#775 of 2575)

I got one!!!!


dizzy lizzy - Jan 19, 2006 6:07 am (#776 of 2575)
Edited by Jan 18, 2006 10:07 pm


Here's one! **looks crosseyed at butterfly wriggling around in her mouth**


Liz Mann - Jan 19, 2006 7:07 pm (#777 of 2575)

Woo hoo! It's a butterfly chase!


Detail Seeker - Jan 19, 2006 9:09 pm (#778 of 2575)

Who let loose so many butterflies ? Is it just to confuse us or do I see them in multiples ?

Anyway, there is a vat of Firewhisky and a vat of Butterbeer, both in need of being used for a celebration. The house elves thought, they will serve a grilled dragon with lots of potatoes, noodles, salad and sauces of every kind, too.

Let´s just celebrate some luck, I had today. I do not think that healers, even the transfigured ones, will mind !



dizzy lizzy - Jan 19, 2006 9:27 pm (#779 of 2575)



prof sprout - Jan 19, 2006 10:08 pm (#780 of 2575)

Woohoo, I love knitting (in real life also, I'm working on my first pair of socks.) There are free patterns on the web to make HP scarves. I'm planning on making one eventually.

I'm glad I wasn't turned into a butterfly also. It’s good just to be a volunteer. Surprised)


Finn BV - Jan 19, 2006 10:18 pm (#781 of 2575)

Party! Yay!! *catches butterfly in the meantime*


Tazzygirl - Jan 20, 2006 1:41 am (#782 of 2575)

It's a catching butterfly party!! Yippeeeee!!



dizzy lizzy - Jan 20, 2006 2:26 am (#783 of 2575)

Hey! here's another butterfly!!

*and meanwhile helps herself to the potato salad**


Tazzygirl - Jan 20, 2006 4:35 am (#784 of 2575)

I'll take some noodles.

RINKY!!! *gives plate of dragon meat to my meat eating green rabbit.*

Don't worry, he is a gentle rabbit. Just try not to eat him. He won't like that!


Detail Seeker - Jan 20, 2006 7:58 pm (#785 of 2575)

Green rabbits are out of danger, there is a trick on the dragon meat: It will last until every partymember is still hungry. But I do not know what this meat does to our butterflies. They start growing....


Tazzygirl - Jan 20, 2006 8:51 pm (#786 of 2575)


**makes sure the jar with my three butterflies is closed tightly**


PyroGrl - Jan 21, 2006 2:36 am (#787 of 2575)
Edited by Jan 20, 2006 6:37 pm

Eh? (LOL, ish sho confuzzled)


dizzy lizzy - Jan 21, 2006 4:21 am (#788 of 2575)

Nothing is what it seems to be pyro...

***waltzes around with two tame butterflies sitting on her ears***


Tazzygirl - Jan 21, 2006 5:45 am (#789 of 2575)

Are you sure those are tame butterflies, Lizzy? *Looks closely at the two 'tame' butterflies...* You never know, they could be St. Mungo’s nurses slipping small amounts of Lime green Jello into your head...


dizzy lizzy - Jan 21, 2006 6:48 am (#790 of 2575)

Don't forget I am a puppy. I'm sure that Lime green jello doesn't work on puppy dogs...


CatherineHermiona - Jan 21, 2006 9:02 am (#791 of 2575)
Edited by Jan 21, 2006 1:02 am

Oh, I'll join you in catching butterflies! That is fun!

**catches a butterfly, but the other one pulled her hair***

Oh, I guess this isn't too much fun, but you are my friends and I'll help you.

My sister wanted to find something about Barbie dolls on net and she found a site that is full of Barbie games. They are actually fun. The site is: http://myscene.everythinggirl.com/games/games.aspx But you can copy and paste it. And the game I like the most is Fortune Fun in More games section. I tried just for fun to write the names of all boys I know and see what cards will answer, so, just for fun, on question: "My crush is so cute. Am I his crush too?". Actually, none of them is my crush as I have no crushes. And I know answers aren't true, that it is just for fun. So:

Ivan - "The cards say no, Katarina. You aren't Ivan's crush (right now)."
Almedin - "Katarina, your karma is so clear. You are Almedin's crush!"
Dario - "Katarina, your karma is so clear. You are Dario's crush!" (no, no, no! I hate this game!)
Vedran - "The cards say no, Katarina. You aren't Vedran's crush (right now)." (phew!)
Patrick - "Katarina, your karma is so clear. You are Patrick's crush!" (no, no, no! I hate this game!)
Nino - "Katarina, your karma is so clear. You are Nino's crush!" (no, no, no! I hate this game!)
Karlo - "Katarina, your karma is so clear. You are Karlo's crush!" (I won't complain on this answer)
Filip - "The cards say no, Katarina. You aren't Filip's crush (right now)." (I'm happy to hear that)
Matko - "Katarina, your karma is so clear. You are Matko's crush!" (nah...)
Kristijan - "Katarina, your karma is so clear. You are Kristijan's crush!" (ROFL)
I even tried Finn - "Katarina, your karma is so clear. You are Finn's crush!" (ROFL)

I know none of this is true. Except those "You aren't someone's crush." Because I even learned to cheat in that game. I managed to get set of Sun, Star and Moon twice. This game is fun to me because it gives me so much laugh...

Now, back to the party and butterfly catch!

I've got another one! And the one that was on my hair is now in my jar as well! Kate


Liz Mann - Jan 21, 2006 11:05 pm (#792 of 2575)
Edited by Jan 21, 2006 3:09 pm

Don't forget I am a puppy. I'm sure that Lime green jello doesn't work on puppy dogs...

Yes, but maybe that's why they're on your ears, to put the jello straight into your head rather than into your mouth. Because if it goes into the mouth it has to go all throughout the body in the blood stream, and your body is that of a puppy, but your brain is still that of your human self and this way it goes straight to where it has to go. (You see how little I paid attention in science classes at school? ) They're probably using an 'un-feelable' probe to reach through your ears and into your brain.


Tazzygirl - Jan 21, 2006 11:37 pm (#793 of 2575)

Exactly my point, Liz!


Viola Intonada - Jan 22, 2006 3:13 am (#794 of 2575)

Alright, I think we have all of the butterflies now. Wahoo!! Thanks everyone.

And now to continue on with the party!!!!

*Goes and gets a mug of butterbeer*


dizzy lizzy - Jan 22, 2006 3:19 am (#795 of 2575)

Oh! but I'm still me . but to be sure...*SNAP*...mmm they were nice butterflies....


yay where's the butter beer???


# Tazzygirl - Jan 22, 2006 4:40 am (#796 of 2575)

I've never had butterbeer...*takes a cautious sip* Mmmmmmmmm. My new favorite!


dizzy lizzy - Jan 22, 2006 9:49 am (#797 of 2575)
Edited by Jan 22, 2006 1:50 am

CRASH!!!!! **sound of a glass bottle smashing***

Oh dear...puppy dogs and butterbeer bottles do not mix that well...

Tazzygirl: would you please pour some butterbeer into that bowl for me please????? Pretty please??? **Wags tail**


Tazzygirl - Jan 22, 2006 10:27 am (#798 of 2575)

Poor Lizzy! Sure, here you go! *Pours bottle of butterbeer in bowl.* Enjoy!!


Emily - Jan 22, 2006 2:22 pm (#799 of 2575)

They are all gone? Hooray! *comes out of hiding* Wow that was kinda cramped. Good job guys! Butterbeer for everyone!


Finn BV - Jan 22, 2006 4:48 pm (#800 of 2575)

Yay Butterbeer! Yay post 800!

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dizzy lizzy - Jan 22, 2006 11:23 pm (#801 of 2575)
Edited by Jan 22, 2006 3:23 pm


wow!!! that was a good drink of butterbeer! What is there to eat again??


Finn BV - Jan 23, 2006 2:45 am (#802 of 2575)

How about butter???


Viola Intonada - Jan 23, 2006 3:34 am (#803 of 2575)

Whatever you do, just don't eat the lime jello!!!!


Tazzygirl - Jan 23, 2006 4:59 am (#804 of 2575)

I made chocolate cupcakes for everyone!


dizzy lizzy - Jan 23, 2006 5:04 am (#805 of 2575)

Is it puppy-friendly chocolate??


Tazzygirl - Jan 23, 2006 7:15 am (#806 of 2575)

I made a special chocolate cupcake just for you, Lizzy! It looks like chocolate, tastes like chocolate, but it is not! I invented it myself! Can't tell you the actual ingredients, though- it is a top secret recipe. One day I will sell it to a big company and make millions! **rubs hands together, picturing the future** Then we can get rid of the nurses for good! :evil grin:


dizzy lizzy - Jan 23, 2006 9:02 am (#807 of 2575)

**eats cupcake in three bites and rolls eyes in delight**

Lovely gubbly...that tasted wonderful **licks the side of Tazzy's face and leaves a chocolate smear**


Tazzygirl - Jan 23, 2006 11:37 am (#808 of 2575)

Eh! Uh- fabulous. **Tries to wipe off chocolate smear.** Thanks Dizzy Lizzy! I'll just, uh, go wash it off. Glad you liked it! **Pats Lizzy on the head.**

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIZZY!! YEAY! Another Party!! Yippeeeeee!

Here is your present, Lizzy- Hope you like it!!


PyroGrl - Jan 23, 2006 5:44 pm (#809 of 2575)

I am a fan of Lime Jello. I think you all should eat Lime Jello. Lime Jello is good for patients. WHOOO!!! *snorkels*


Liz Mann - Jan 23, 2006 7:58 pm (#810 of 2575)
Edited by Jan 23, 2006 11:58 am

Oh no, Pyro, it sounds like you've already eaten some! It's turned you sane and sensible! Quick, eat some of these.


I've got us in some food for the party.

Pizza Pie Burger 2 French Fries 2 Cake 3

And some drinks.

Milk Shake Soda Cup 2 Margarita


Tazzygirl - Jan 23, 2006 8:34 pm (#811 of 2575)

I'll take a milkshake!! Yummy!! Thanks Liz!


Finn BV - Jan 23, 2006 9:27 pm (#812 of 2575)

Aww, so sweet, Liz and Tazzy! Happy birthday Lizzy! I'll have a fizzy drink! There are too many z's in this post!!

Off to bed… zzzzzzz… not really.


Emily - Jan 23, 2006 11:18 pm (#813 of 2575)

Happy birthday, Lizzy!

Pyro, sane? No! Pyro, come back!


PyroGrl - Jan 24, 2006 7:03 pm (#814 of 2575)

Apologies. I blame the sane-ness on "Butterbeer"...I'm writing the LAST CHAPTER and it's driving me nuts because I can tell my readers aren't liking how I'm ending it. *Le sigh* Chuck me a butterbeer, wouldya?


CatherineHermiona - Jan 25, 2006 2:56 pm (#815 of 2575)

You know, it is interesting how boys are nice when they need you to learn them ice skating...

And boys are so talking big. In the class, boys are sometimes really morons. But when you get to meet them in personal, they are really nice. Well, most of them. Some are just... morons.

I don't look on boys as handsome or as someone I could have a crush on. I look on boys as good or bad friends. I'm lucky and I have more good friends. When your friends start to have a crush on some boys, then you start to look at them. And then you realize how handsome they are (some of them). And then you can't have a crush on them as your friends have. Complicated. Doesn't matter. I don't need and I don't want a crush now as I want straight As and I have to concentrate on school.

I just don't understand Ana sometimes. Few days ago, we were going to front gates. We saw Dino there. When we turned around, Ana was nowhere. I could have sworn she was there just few seconds ago. We returned to see where did she go and we found her on the highest part of school, crying. And she is supposed to hate him from the bottom of her heart... I just don't understand, I would never cry because of a boy... Well, at least not a boy like him. I tried to tell her to calm down and forget about that, that Dino is only big fat blonde moron. Jerk. And I don't know what more. And he is all that. She agreed, but other than that, it wasn't of any help. I would understand if Amy was crying because of Rene, as Rene is smarter, nicer, more handsome. No, don't get me wrong, I don't have a crush on Rene... I think...

Now, let's change subject. Sorry for bothering you with this, but this is only safe place, the thread my mother isn't reading. I hope...

Oh, ice skating. Or, should I say, plastic skating. There wasn't ice, that were plastic, puzzle-like pieces. With oil over it to be skateable(?). Terrible, it was way better last year. And guess what? The plastic skating arena is on the seaside. And by the arena there was a big water pond. It is now big ice pond. Next to plastic skating arena they have ice. Isn't that intolerable(?)?

And I posted my fan fiction. I believe that my fan fiction is not very good and I discovered quite a few mistakes. Well, after all, I am 13 years old girl living in Croatia. Well, I lived in Croatia, now I'm in St. Mungo's! And it is nowhere near my home town or even my home country. I would use this excuse about me being 13 years old girl from Croatia that is only in her 4th year learning English as an excuse to any errors made anywhere. I'm also not good on words, so my e-mails and posts might sound weird sometimes.

Oh, I don't understand half of things written up. I hope you will. Oh, and now I remembered, I need to send one e-mail. I want to send it since New Year...



Tazzygirl - Jan 26, 2006 12:45 am (#816 of 2575)

That plastic skating rink sounds interesting, Kate! I'll go check out your fanfic...

I'll have another butterbeer!!


Tazzygirl - Jan 29, 2006 12:41 am (#817 of 2575)

Is everyone having a good time partying?!?! This has to be a record for longest time no one has posted!


Finn BV - Jan 29, 2006 1:27 am (#818 of 2575)

**wakes up** Must have been a butterbeer hangover.


Tazzygirl - Jan 29, 2006 8:50 am (#819 of 2575)

How you feeling there, Finn?

Everyone else is still out! That butterbeer must be strong...


dizzy lizzy - Jan 29, 2006 9:22 am (#820 of 2575)

ooooooooooh my sore head.....


Liz Mann - Jan 29, 2006 2:15 pm (#821 of 2575)

Yikes! I think someone must have spiked the butterbeer with Firewhisky.


Finn BV - Jan 29, 2006 3:24 pm (#822 of 2575)

Huh?? wuzzat? Who you???


Emily - Jan 29, 2006 3:59 pm (#823 of 2575)

Wow, what happened? Firewhisky, Liz? More like lime jello. . . . 'Course, it could just be my headache speaking. Oh, it's hard to think.


Liz Mann - Jan 29, 2006 4:13 pm (#824 of 2575)

Gasp! You're right, Emily. Look, I just fished a bit of it out of the glass. Those sneaky little... They knew we'd figured out their butterfly scam and must have come up with another way to get us! Now the question is... how??


Emily - Jan 29, 2006 8:57 pm (#825 of 2575)

Someone must have told them about the party . . . or they planted a spy to suggests the party in the first place. . . .


Emily - Jan 29, 2006 8:58 pm (#826 of 2575)

Someone must have told them about the party . . . or they planted a spy to suggest the party in the first place. . . .


Tazzygirl - Jan 29, 2006 9:44 pm (#827 of 2575)

I am immune to firewhiskey-spiked butterbeer... *evil grin*

I saw a little old man in here a little while ago. Maybe we should find him, he might be the one who spiked the butterbeer and slipped the lime jello into the drinks...


Finn BV - Jan 30, 2006 5:15 pm (#828 of 2575)

A little old man? That must be my fourth identity… (see main forum Chat Thread… though you sort of had to *be* there, if you know what I mean…)

*uses too many elipses…*


Tazzygirl - Jan 30, 2006 8:27 pm (#829 of 2575)

LOL Finn! Maybe it was you... Don't worry though, I think it was the effects of Butterbeer that made you do it!!


prof sprout - Jan 30, 2006 9:16 pm (#830 of 2575)

I think it was the imperious curse, that made you do it Finn, butterbear makes you more susceptible to it. I would not surprise me for the some of the healers to use the unforgivable curses, for you to do their bidding. With LV out there running around I'm sure there are DE posing as healers also.

Constance vigilance.


Finn BV - Jan 30, 2006 9:44 pm (#831 of 2575)

Maybe I AM Lord Voldemort…… hehehehe **a fifth personality**


Emily - Jan 30, 2006 10:09 pm (#832 of 2575)

Wow. That sounds interesting. Since I am amazingly lazy, how would you like to find the link to that conversation for us?

But Finn, really, you had so much butterbeer that you were easily overcome with the Imperius? For shame.

But what to do with you until we know what really happened? Should we lock you up? Would that even prevent your, um, 'personalities' from escaping?


Viola Intonada - Jan 31, 2006 11:36 pm (#833 of 2575)

Given all of the problems we have had lately with the alteration of our food and drink, I think that I am going to take a page out of Mad Eye Moody's book and start drinking from my own hip flask. Maybe we could get a house elf to taste our food for us before eating. Maybe it is time to take our problem to someone(s) who could help us with our plight. Who could help us fight back? Who could help us turn the tables on this fight we have against the healers and their green jello. Who could help us?!?!?!

This makes me wonder. Has Umbridge been reassigned to St. Mungo's?


Finn BV - Feb 1, 2006 12:26 am (#834 of 2575)
Edited by Jan 31, 2006 4:27 pm

Umbridge? Why, she and I are enjoying a pina colada this very instant. **slurp**

So, don't tell anyone, but I'll be out of the ward for a week starting tomorrow. You know, those people who think I'm sane… School retreat to its nature campus in Campus, 100 acres, fun stuff. (No seriously… I love it.) So, yeah, I'll miss y'all and all and all. So, see y'all on Wednesday next, 8 Feb!

PS: I realize that means I'll be missing our first Quidditch game of the season! Send my regards to the opponents… *snicker* Maybe Dolly (Umbridge) can take my place.


Emily - Feb 1, 2006 1:41 am (#835 of 2575)

UMBRIDGE! Where? Oh no! Finn, what happened to you? Sitting with Umbridge and now you're temporarily sane??? This is not good!


Finn BV - Feb 1, 2006 2:53 am (#836 of 2575)

No, people think I'm sane. I must not be doing a very good job at convincing them otherwise.


Tazzygirl - Feb 1, 2006 4:34 am (#837 of 2575)

Well, I hope your week away helps clear your head and make you insane again, Finn! (Seriously- Hope you have a wonderful time!!)

Maybe Fred and George could help us????? They did a pretty good job at Hogwarts...


Liz Mann - Feb 1, 2006 6:00 pm (#838 of 2575)

Yeah, I think it's time we made an emergency Floo call to Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes.


prof sprout - Feb 1, 2006 8:52 pm (#839 of 2575)

I think there number is 999 (WWW) Good luck. I'm worried about the goings on here. The healers are starting to do things they have never done before. It must be due to the VW2 that is going on outside our walls.

I did want to mention to a couple of the new residents and even a dew of the old ones, there is a closet over the way a little bit with some musical instruments ;o) I wasn't sure if yours had been misplaced. I don't know if these are a new collection of "instruments" or if they were some that were confiscated recently. Its amazing what an Authorized personal badge can find.

Oh dear me, I must have dropped my badge, over there somewhere. I'll just have to look for it later, or ask administration for a new one. Its a good thing they need items from my garden and expertise here, because they will always need my help. No matter how clumsy I become.

* Big wink to all of the residents **


Viola Intonada - Feb 1, 2006 9:36 pm (#840 of 2575)

*Casually walks over to where Prof. Sprout's badge is laying on the floor. Quickly stoops down to pick it up, looking around to make sure no one saw her. Whistles while strolling toward the closet*

Hey, btw, don't we have a secret passage somewhere around here that leads to Fred and George's, or was that in one of the old St. Mungo's? I agree with Tazzy and Liz. We are definitely in need of their expertise.

*Opens closet door* Wow! So that is where my viola went to. Hey, there's Abby's bagpipes and a penny whistle that I think belongs to Ticker. There is also a flute and a few other instruments. That solves one mystery, but it creates a whole new one. Where is Abby, Ticker and all of the others that are MIA. Oh no, did the healer's get to them and actually, dare I say, *gasps* heal them?!?!?!


prof sprout - Feb 1, 2006 9:45 pm (#841 of 2575)

Oh, before you guys ask, my garden's supplies only heal side effects, like in the past. None of my ingredients are used or will ever be used to turn or attempt to turn any one sane. Though I will admit certain other potions that I had made in the past, or will make in the future may have a TEMPORARY side effect of saneness, but I do at least warn the potion "takee", so it is there choice, unless they are unconscious, than I let other residents make the decision. I don't ever want to be accused of turning someone sane. And the staff can't make me do it.

As, the years go on ( I can't believe it has been 2 since I have been on here) I'm starting to sound more and more like a resident. But I really like my status as a volunteer, I have more privileges, but not as much fun as the residents.)


Tazzygirl - Feb 2, 2006 4:29 am (#842 of 2575)

Thank you so much Prof. Sprout in taking care of all us insane patients!!

*wanders curiously over to Prof. Sprout's music closet... hmmmmm. Nothing of mine! (musically and singing challenged, that is me!)**

Who wants to call Weasley's Wizard Weazes??? and where is that secret passageway?

I forgot there was a second Wizard War going on.... Must have slipped my mind!


Liz Mann - Feb 2, 2006 1:27 pm (#843 of 2575)
Edited by Feb 2, 2006 5:27 am

I've made the call to WWW and Fred and George are on their way.

Hmm... disappearing inmates, eh? There are others I can think of besides Abby. Like Acceber, for instance. And Lenka. Maybe we can put Fred and George on the case for that mystery, too.


Tazzygirl - Feb 3, 2006 8:14 am (#844 of 2575)

Thanks Liz, for calling!

Where have the missing inmates gone?? I definitely think Fred and George should help find them...


dizzy lizzy - Feb 3, 2006 8:25 am (#845 of 2575)

Oh me... *waves paw*...I'm around, it's just that it is soooo hot for me at the moment, I'm just sleeping the day away in the cool shade....wake me when Gred&Forge find the others...**drifts off back to sleep*


CatherineHermiona - Feb 3, 2006 6:56 pm (#846 of 2575)

I've been thinking... We didn't receive new member for quite a while already. In fact, the last new member was me. What is wrong, is the world getting saner? We can't allow that!

Oh, well... We had a school trip today. We had a great time. Only Marija "borrowed" Marina's sledges and we had a little problem. Marija wanted Marina to come all the way down to Marija to pick her sledges. I said: "Well, it isn't right, she should come here and bring them to you, that are your sledges. Don't let her command you." And what did I get as an answer? "Like you let 8 years old to command you..." I mean, really...


PS I'm still in the chat room.


Tazzygirl - Feb 3, 2006 9:06 pm (#847 of 2575)

That sounds mean, Kate! Maybe she was just in a bad mood. I like your avatar!


Liz Mann - Feb 3, 2006 9:18 pm (#848 of 2575)
Edited by Feb 3, 2006 1:20 pm

Yeah, Kate, you're avatar's beautiful. Did you take that picture yourself or did you find it somewhere?

Fred and George said they'd be straight over but warned that they might make a rather unexpected entrance. Please! We're HP sleuths, we're impossible to surpri-

*there's a huge bang as the floor tiles fly all over the place, and two red-headed figures on brooms come bursting out of the floor in the atrium*



Tazzygirl - Feb 4, 2006 3:21 am (#849 of 2575)


Oh, it’s Fred and George. I hope they replace the floor tiles... HI FRED AND GEORGE!!! So glad you could come and get rid of our pest problems....


CatherineHermiona - Feb 4, 2006 1:50 pm (#850 of 2575)

Fred and George arrived! Yay!

Well, I must admit, I found the picture on the net few years ago when I was doing a project about Plitvice Lakes. I have one more and I'll put that one in few days. Then I'll put my dad's pictures. He does great picture. After all, it is his job.

Well, Tazzy, I find that rather funny. When I know that: 1st It isn't true that I let 8 years old to command me, 2nd He/she isn't 8 years old. Then why should I care. I'll just pretend being insulted... I anyways can't make them believe me so I rather keep my breath.

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PyroGrl - Feb 4, 2006 11:06 pm (#851 of 2575)



I don't know.


Tazzygirl - Feb 5, 2006 11:28 pm (#852 of 2575)

Has Fred and George managed to capture all the bad staff yet?


CatherineHermiona - Feb 7, 2006 1:38 pm (#853 of 2575)

I don't know, Tazzy.

I have a question. This is pretty urgent and I hope someone will answer soon. Rene, Dino or Romano? Pick any of those three. I need it for something.

And one more thing. Does anyone have any pen? I need it to erase few things...

That would be it... I think... Kate


Elfcat - Feb 7, 2006 5:26 pm (#854 of 2575)

*Bursts suddenly from random closet* IT LIIIIIIIIIIVVVVEEEESSSSS!!!!!!

Ha ha! Those healers thought that by keeping me from posting for months at a time they could drive me sane but I have DEFIED THEM ALL!! At last I have escaped!

By the way, avoid that closet...


Liz Mann - Feb 7, 2006 5:45 pm (#855 of 2575)
Edited by Feb 7, 2006 9:45 am

Elfcat! Hurrah!

Catherine - Erm... Romano. Naming a pet or something?


CatherineHermiona - Feb 7, 2006 6:55 pm (#856 of 2575)
Edited by Feb 7, 2006 10:55 am

No, Liz. That are names of the boys in my school. I need to imagine 3 boys for something, I have two, and I need one more. And I can't decide! Help me!

So, Romano - 1, Dino - 0 and Rene - 0.

Oh, well...

Have a nice, sanity free, and full of insanity day! Glad you managed to stay insane even in those darkest days, Elfcat!

I'm still in the chat room on the other forum. Kate


prof sprout - Feb 7, 2006 9:51 pm (#857 of 2575)

Some poor boy is named Dino?!?!?

I like the name Romano also.

Elfcat, I'm glad you are okay. I have been really worried about the residents since there is a war going on outside these doors.


Emily - Feb 7, 2006 11:49 pm (#858 of 2575)

Elfcat! Welcome back.

Kate: I'll shake it up, I vote Rene. I think that's got a nice sound.

*Duct-tapes off the closet Elfcat was stuck in* Just so it can't happen again. . . .


Liz Mann - Feb 8, 2006 12:57 am (#859 of 2575)

I thought Rene was a girl's name. As in Rene Zellwegger.


CatherineHermiona - Feb 8, 2006 6:03 am (#860 of 2575)

Rene is usual name here in Croatia. And Dino.

So, Rene - 1, Romano - 2, Dino - 0.

I say it must be at least two points difference.



Tazzygirl - Feb 8, 2006 7:12 am (#861 of 2575)

I'll say Romano too!

We should have a Room of Requirements here at St. Mungo's. Just in case we need to form a MA- Mungo's Army....


CatherineHermiona - Feb 8, 2006 12:28 pm (#862 of 2575)

Funny idea, Tazzy! I mean, great idea, Tazzy!

Oh, this is a tough decision. I definitely know which one is the cutest of them three. Dino. But it isn't all in cuteness. Who is the nicest of them three, is Rene. I mean, I know the least about Romano. He came in our class a week ago. Romano seems... strange. Somehow... distant.

Oh, well. Romano - 3, Rene - 1, Dino - 0. There must be at least three points difference...

Have a nice day everyone!!!!!!!!!! I will surely have. No way anything can put me in the bad mood today!



prof sprout - Feb 8, 2006 7:40 pm (#863 of 2575)

You never know there might be a ROR. You'll have to check all of the doors while wishing for something.


Tazzygirl - Feb 8, 2006 9:19 pm (#864 of 2575)

Organize into pairs and search the Wards! There has to be a RoR here somewhere!!!.....

*stands next to a door with duct- tape everywhere and wishes really hard... oops- that is the room Elfcat was stuck in...**


Finn BV - Feb 9, 2006 3:19 am (#865 of 2575)

Hey guys! I just spent a week in sanity and it was awful! No just kidding, I had a great time, did y'all miss me? Of course not, you were too busy doing other stuff.

I thought Rene was a girl's name. As in Rene Zellwegger. –Liz

At least in English, Reneé for girls is with two Es at the end and an accent. René for boys has one E at the end. René Clair is a famous director.

Hey Gred! Hey Forge! What's shakin'?


Tazzygirl - Feb 9, 2006 6:10 am (#866 of 2575)

Welcome back Finn!!!


Finn BV - Feb 9, 2006 1:05 pm (#867 of 2575)

Thanks Tazzy.

BTW, I don't think I'm getting through the main forum chat thread anytime soon, and I was planning on saying it there, but I just wanted to send a congrats to Kate on her premium membership! Yay!


CatherineHermiona - Feb 9, 2006 1:32 pm (#868 of 2575)

Thanks, Finn! And welcome back!



prof sprout - Feb 9, 2006 8:09 pm (#869 of 2575)

That one closet that ElfCat was in might be a ROR, whoever shoved Elfcat in there, might have been wishing to hide her. You guys might want to interrogate her, to find out who put her in there, and if she remembers anything. The knowledge would be good to know, we might be able to find others that are missing.


Tazzygirl - Feb 10, 2006 12:54 am (#870 of 2575)

Where is Elfcat?


Viola Intonada - Feb 10, 2006 4:14 am (#871 of 2575)

Gee, the closets here seem to be most dangerous. I'm developing a phobia of closets.

*starts pacing back and forth in front of doors trying to fiind the RoR, while muttering to self* I need a room with, hmm, I can't think of something I really, really, want. My mind must be under the influence of the healers and Umbridge. Oh no!! Save me!!!!!


Tazzygirl - Feb 10, 2006 5:45 am (#872 of 2575)

Where are the Jellybeans????? Viola needs some!


Elfcat - Feb 13, 2006 6:00 pm (#873 of 2575)

(sorry about the frequent disappearances, I don't get as much computer time as I used to)

Well, the last thing I remember is some really cool Christmas carols and then these evil butterflies just came out of nowhere and...*gasp* My teacher made me design web pages!!!!!! Whatever is in that closet looked a lot like school to me.


Tazzygirl - Feb 13, 2006 11:13 pm (#874 of 2575)

cross Elfcat's closet off the list!


Finn BV - Feb 14, 2006 2:59 am (#875 of 2575)



CatherineHermiona - Feb 15, 2006 8:03 am (#876 of 2575)
Edited by Feb 15, 2006 12:19 am

Please, Tazzy, what I told you now in a chat room, don't tell it to anyone, especially not my mum! I realized I forgot to tell you that.

I had the best Valentine's day ever, and it would be perfect if only I didn't find out that TERRIBLE news. That guy is just rude and I wonder how was she able to forgive him. Other than that, everything was more than great. I got the inspiration and I think soon I'll submit on Chemyst's contest.

Others? How was your Valentine's day?

And those boys... forget it. I chose someone who isn't even on that list. Looks like that paper really works.



Tazzygirl - Feb 15, 2006 9:18 am (#877 of 2575)

Don't worry Kate! I won't say anything!

My Valentine's Day was spent with my 2 years old and 11 months old cousins. We made Valentine sugar cookies for everyone!

*passes out Valentine sugar cookies to everyone** Don't worry- Gred and Forge didn't get near them! (I think! )


Elfcat - Feb 15, 2006 4:59 pm (#878 of 2575)

*Belatedly sticks paper hearts to everything*


Phelim Mcintyre - Feb 15, 2006 7:14 pm (#879 of 2575)

Oh excuse me. I think I took a wrong turn. I was looking for the cafe on the seventh floor. Now how do I get out of here. Who moved the door? And why are the walls padded? Hellllllllllllp!!!!!!


Liz Mann - Feb 15, 2006 7:37 pm (#880 of 2575)

Phelim! Hello there! Were you here at St Mungo's before, or are you new, I forget. If you were here you haven't been for a while. If you're new then... WELCOME! (And take this word of advice - don't eat the lime jello!!!)


Tazzygirl - Feb 15, 2006 8:08 pm (#881 of 2575)

Welcome Phelim! Yes, Don't eat the lime green jello. We had some problems here earlier...


Finn BV - Feb 15, 2006 11:44 pm (#882 of 2575)

Phelim – welcome. Make yourself at home. Just don't wander into any closets in uncharted territory.


Tazzygirl - Feb 16, 2006 12:09 am (#883 of 2575)

Phelim: Oh! and if you walk up a staircase that keeps on going, turn around and come back down. I was climbing those stairs forever!

(And if you brought a pet, be careful- Finn eats them! )


Emily - Feb 16, 2006 1:45 am (#884 of 2575)

Hey Phelim! Don't worry about getting out - doesn't work. You up for some bedpan quidditch?


Tazzygirl - Feb 16, 2006 8:17 am (#885 of 2575)

Emily- did you forget to check Potty HQ again?

(Yes, I am addicted to Hangman and not afraid to show it!!)


Phelim Mcintyre - Feb 16, 2006 9:25 am (#886 of 2575)

Lime jello? Please, I wouldn't anything except sherbert lemons.


dizzy lizzy - Feb 16, 2006 9:46 am (#887 of 2575)

I'm baaaack!!!!!

**starts running around like a maniac!!!***


Phelim Mcintyre - Feb 16, 2006 12:40 pm (#888 of 2575)

Someone said something about not being able to leave, but I thought St Mungo's was in London not California. Anyone for a game of Mornington Crescent. I open with Marble Arch. Ooops, sorry wrong website.


Liz Mann - Feb 16, 2006 8:04 pm (#889 of 2575)

It is in London, but we all live here (except when members mysteriously disappear for long periods of time and then turn up unexpectedly in completely weird and random places ).


Emily - Feb 17, 2006 12:04 am (#890 of 2575)

Sorry Tazzy. I'll get right on that.

Wait - where is 'here', Liz?


Tazzygirl - Feb 17, 2006 12:30 am (#891 of 2575)

Whew, Emily! Thanks, again!


Viola Intonada - Feb 17, 2006 3:22 am (#892 of 2575)

Welcome Phelim!

In the spirit of the Olympics, I think we should host our own St. Mungo's Olympics. What do you think? We could freeze the pool and have skating competitions, curling, hockey and anything else we could dream up. We could even combine some, such as figure skating and curling.


kabloink! - Feb 17, 2006 3:23 am (#893 of 2575)

*Wanders in somewhat aimlessly and blinks, owl-like at all the goings on**

Where am I? What happened?


Tazzygirl - Feb 17, 2006 4:22 am (#894 of 2575)

Oh! Hi Kabloink!! Enjoy your stay (as you will never be able to leave!)

YEAY!! Let's have the first ever St. Mungo's Olympics!! I'm entering for the ice skating!


Finn BV - Feb 17, 2006 4:28 am (#895 of 2575)

Viola, I wonder what they'd do in a wizarding Olympics? I vote for Quidditch ski jumping, where if you feel unsafe at any time, you can fly on your ski.

Hi kabloink! You just sort of kabloinked in! (I know that made no sense whatsoever, but it sounded right, and we are insane anyway, so whatnot henceforth whosoever doth yes it doesn't matter. )


CatherineHermiona - Feb 17, 2006 7:18 am (#896 of 2575)

I've been skiing... once. I think I'll try slalom (?). If we have room for that?

Or biathlon! I think I'll try that. I've never tried that kind of skiing, but I'm shooting for almost three years already. I think I would do good there. If we have room for that?

Or maybe combination of slalom and biathlon?

Welcome, all new members! Have a nice time here.



Phelim Mcintyre - Feb 17, 2006 11:32 am (#897 of 2575)
Edited by Feb 17, 2006 3:33 am

Liz - escape to the BBC website and find out abour a programme called "I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue". They have a game(?) called Mornington cresecent which I regularly play and sort of cross posted.

But as to St Mungo's Winter Olympics, forget bedpan Quidditch. Who wants a go at bedpan luge?


kabloink! - Feb 17, 2006 4:48 pm (#898 of 2575)

I'll join in with the ice skating!


prof sprout - Feb 17, 2006 5:39 pm (#899 of 2575)

Bed pan luge sounds fun. Lets light the torch.


Liz Mann - Feb 17, 2006 6:36 pm (#900 of 2575)

kabloink!! You're back! Hurrah!!

Emily - 'here' is St Mungo's.
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Emily - Feb 17, 2006 11:39 pm (#901 of 2575)

Hey kabloink!

Bed pan luge . . . I'm in!

Yes, Liz, but St. Mungoes is in London, hadn't you (or someone) said that we weren't in London? Oh, I'm so mixed up.


Tazzygirl - Feb 18, 2006 6:53 am (#902 of 2575)

Ok, just finished freezing the swimming pool! Who has the torch?


Emily - Feb 18, 2006 3:31 pm (#903 of 2575)

Right here! Who gets to light it?


Liz Mann - Feb 18, 2006 5:35 pm (#904 of 2575)
Edited by Feb 18, 2006 9:36 am

Emily - Phelim said, "Someone said something about not being able to leave, but I thought St Mungo's was in London not California." And I said yes it is but we all live there.

I don't really know what the whole thing was about either. I guess that's why we're in St Mungo's.


Emily - Feb 18, 2006 6:03 pm (#905 of 2575)

Oh well. I guess it's not important. Sorry for the trouble.


Tazzygirl - Feb 19, 2006 12:20 am (#906 of 2575)

Emily, since you have the torch, you get the honor of lighting it!!


Emily - Feb 19, 2006 5:51 pm (#907 of 2575)

Awesome! *Lights torch* Wow, the only time I'll ever get to open an athletic event. . . . So, bedpan luge or broomstick skiing first?


Tazzygirl - Feb 19, 2006 8:29 pm (#908 of 2575)

Bedpan Luge! Go Maniacs!!!


Finn BV - Feb 19, 2006 10:11 pm (#909 of 2575)

I'd vote for skiing but I'm up for anything! How about two-man bedpan bobsleigh instead of luge, it's the same thing, but we can have two people go at once!

By the way, since we all represent different countries, we'll have to go from St. Mungo's instead of individual countires. Which means we need to create the nation, St. Mungo's. Naturally there will be states, and I think the state we all live in should be the state of Insanity. BADDA BOOM!

Sorry, spur of the moment bad joke.


Tazzygirl - Feb 19, 2006 11:15 pm (#910 of 2575)

So would that mean I would be representing the section of St. Mungo's from Hawaii?


PyroGrl - Feb 20, 2006 1:44 am (#911 of 2575)

OK. I am in love.

With Wicked! Yes, the musical about the life and times of the Wicked Witch of the West, aka Elphaba. I swear that someday I will play Elphaba on Broadway. Course, I still have to play Eponine on Broadway...*day dreams*

Anyways, if I was any good at winter sports, I'd totally join in. Well, I'll sing the national anthems, and the St. Mungo's theme song. If no one remembers what it is, it was "Unwell" by Matchbox 20. Smile


Finn BV - Feb 20, 2006 2:45 am (#912 of 2575)

I think we should write out own theme song. Never heard of Unwell. Sorry.

Ok, it can be our co-theme. Here, I'll start: (make up your own tune)

Here at St. Mungo's, we are all insane…


Viola Intonada - Feb 20, 2006 3:06 am (#913 of 2575)

Instead of nations, I think we should represent our wards. I'm signing up for ice skating and bedpan luge.

Slalom skiing, growing up water skiing instead of snow skiing. I always thought that the slalom course should be done on one ski instead of two!

For the biathilon (sp?), you have to hit the target with a spell rather than with a rifle. The healers won't allow us to have firearms, not that they allow us to have wands either, but that is beside the point.

We do have a theme, though that was a couple of threads ago.....


Tazzygirl - Feb 20, 2006 4:16 am (#914 of 2575)
Edited by Feb 19, 2006 8:17 pm

Unwell by Matchbox 20 is one of my favorites! (You've never heard of it, Finn? :shocked: It was on the radio nonstop a few years back.)

*Singing: But I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell, I know right now you can't tell, But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see, A different side of me, I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired**

Ice Skating and bed pan bobsledding for me! (Who wants to be my partner in the bobsledding?)


Phelim Mcintyre - Feb 20, 2006 9:21 am (#915 of 2575)

+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +

Sorry but I seem to have a problem cross posting at the moment. Part C - St. Mungo's Lexicon Hospital for the Incurably Insane (May, 2005 to March, 2011) - Page 2 2222139670

But how about combining the broomsticks and bedpans for a game of St Mungos curling? You know the ice-rink bowls not putting things in your hair!!!


Emily - Feb 20, 2006 2:56 pm (#916 of 2575)

Ooh! Curling! I've never understood why anyone would have invented that sport, or why it is considered a sport, but it looks fun. Who else is up for curling?

Oh, I wanna represent the Obsessive-Compulsive Reading Ward.


Liz Mann - Feb 20, 2006 8:39 pm (#917 of 2575)

I'm moving temporarily into the 'Just Lost a Pet Recovery' ward.


Tazzygirl - Feb 20, 2006 8:59 pm (#918 of 2575)

*People who have purple pet rabbits ward** for me!

I've been ignoring Rinky lately... Poor bunny!

Did you really lose a pet, Liz? If you did I am really sorry!!


Liz Mann - Feb 20, 2006 9:20 pm (#919 of 2575)

Yeah, my dog had to be put to sleep today. He was old and his quality of life had deteriorated. The vet said if we'd waited a couple more weeks he probably would have been in pain.


Tazzygirl - Feb 20, 2006 10:01 pm (#920 of 2575)

Oh, Liz. I am so sorry... I had to put one of my guinea pigs down a couple years ago, that was probably the worst day of my life. Big ((((((((((HUG)))))))))) to you! At least he won't be in any more pain!


Finn BV - Feb 21, 2006 12:31 am (#921 of 2575)

Emily, my grandpa is a curler. Check out the main forum chat thread on the main forum for some details. It is actually quite interesting when you get hooked, which didn't take me that long! Of course curling would work well with our brooms!

Liz, I am so sorry about your dog. Group hug. *******HUG******* Cheering charms your way.

I'll represent the "I Give Out Purple Pet Rabbits to People" ward.


Emily - Feb 21, 2006 1:51 am (#922 of 2575)

Oh, Liz, I've had to put two of my cats to sleep, it really is awful. I'm so sorry. More (((((((((hugs)))))))) from me.

Finn, that's pretty cool. It does look like a neat sport.


Tazzygirl - Feb 21, 2006 8:13 am (#923 of 2575)

Finn-I'll represent the "I Give Out Purple Pet Rabbits to People" ward.

ROFL!! Nice one...


Phelim Mcintyre - Feb 21, 2006 11:43 am (#924 of 2575)

Have we had the openning ceremony yet? If not shouldn't we use the green flame torch as the St Mungo's Olympic flame? Stood on the Pillar of Storge of course.

Oh yes and another hug for Liz.


Finn BV - Feb 21, 2006 2:15 pm (#925 of 2575)

LOL Phelim. Quick, tell Emily, the torchbearer!


Phelim Mcintyre - Feb 21, 2006 3:34 pm (#926 of 2575)

Pleased you like it Finn. It would be great to use the green flame torch, with all ceremonies held in the shadow of the Pyramids of Furmat deep in the Forest of Shadows.


Finn BV - Feb 21, 2006 4:46 pm (#927 of 2575)

How about some holy tea from the Kettle of Nackledirk?


Viola Intonada - Feb 21, 2006 5:16 pm (#928 of 2575)

My condolensces, Liz.

I will be representing the "Can't stop rereading HP" Ward.

I also want to sign up for the Freestyle Bedpanning. It is similar to the snowboarding events.

We had better all line up to enter for the opening ceremonies!


Tazzygirl - Feb 21, 2006 6:35 pm (#929 of 2575)

I'm in line!!

*proudly displaying a flag with a purple rabbit in the center** hehehe...


Finn BV - Feb 21, 2006 6:45 pm (#930 of 2575)

Shot second in line!

*hold flag with hands offering a purple bunny*


Liz Mann - Feb 21, 2006 9:26 pm (#931 of 2575)

I'll represent the 'Obsessive-Compulsive Quidditch Disorder' ward in the skiing when we get round to it.

Thanks for all the hugs, guys.


Emily - Feb 21, 2006 11:53 pm (#932 of 2575)

Hmm . . . The Pillar of Storge? Oops . . . . *Quickly extinguishes already-lit torch* Umm, yeah, we can do that. Go ahead!

I'm third in line!


dizzy lizzy - Feb 22, 2006 12:26 am (#933 of 2575)

I think I'll represent the "I'm a forced animagus" ward. **holds blue flag with blue dog in centre with her mouth **

Hmmm.. I think I'll enjoy the free style bedpanning on my frypan!


Elfcat - Feb 22, 2006 5:42 pm (#934 of 2575)

(Sheez, Are Phelim and I the only people around here who have heard the "Hotel California" song? You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave...)


Ooh! I'll represent the "Frequently Abducted Into the Real World" Ward. *hold red flag with black doorway on it* I'll represent my ward in Uphill Slalom! (hey, we ARE insane, aren't we?)


CatherineHermiona - Feb 22, 2006 6:30 pm (#935 of 2575)

Great idea, Elfcat! I'll represent "Successfully makes her friend read HP" ward! In biathlon with rifle turned reversed, with the part that you are shooting with turned to me! (if anyone gets it)

I'm so happy that my friend will start to read Harry Potter! I have a good influence to some people. Well, in fact, forum helped too. She said she wants to join, as she saw it few times and she likes it, and then I told her to read Harry Potter as well then. And she will! In few days she'll be on forum as well, I made an account for her today, and now she waits for Kip's approval.



Tazzygirl - Feb 22, 2006 6:44 pm (#936 of 2575)

Kate- Am I correct in thinking it is Matea? Great! You've made another Potty!

Everyone ready?

*Starts singing Hotel California...**


CatherineHermiona - Feb 22, 2006 7:37 pm (#937 of 2575)
Edited by Feb 22, 2006 11:40 am

Yes, Matea, I just borrowed PS/SS to her. **makes mental note: Matea-PS/SS** That's how I lost 2nd and 3rd part, not knowing who I borrowed them to...

And now I'm showing my collection to people: "See, this is 1st part, this is 4th par, and this are 5th and 6th..."



Viola Intonada - Feb 23, 2006 4:13 am (#938 of 2575)

I'll play the song that they always play at all of the olympics. *tunes viola*


Phelim Mcintyre - Feb 23, 2006 9:19 am (#939 of 2575)

HI ELFCAT. As others have started singing Hotel California what should our St Mungo's cover version be called? And what should the group be called?


azi - Feb 23, 2006 7:31 pm (#940 of 2575)

Hey, I know Hotel California too! Although only the chorus so I'll hum in the background for the rest! Or, I could play the cabbassa?

Where have I been? I got slightly stuck in the door of the Inch-High Leprechaun ward and it took a while to escape. I'll be representing them, and be at the back of the procession, since that means everyone will remember us!


dizzy lizzy - Feb 23, 2006 9:57 pm (#941 of 2575)

And I'll just howl along tunefully


Tazzygirl - Feb 24, 2006 12:45 am (#942 of 2575)
Edited by Feb 23, 2006 4:46 pm

What a lovely Olympic tune... We might just all get a gold medal for such an original anthem... hehehe!

We ready?


Finn BV - Feb 24, 2006 2:47 am (#943 of 2575)

Ok, let's march!

*70s and 80s American pop music plays in accordance with the 2006 Turin Olympics*


Tazzygirl - Feb 24, 2006 5:15 am (#944 of 2575)

*Begins to dance to the very unusual Olympic anthem and 70s and 80s pop music and waving the purple rabbit flag furiously in the air.*


Phelim Mcintyre - Feb 24, 2006 8:43 am (#945 of 2575)

Ha - just noticed the door. So that's why they let me keep my wand. I must be an out patient so can come and go as they require. Off to find out if there is a release date for Goblet of Fire on DVD as I was too ill to go to the cinema.


Phelim Mcintyre - Feb 26, 2006 6:01 pm (#946 of 2575)

Just thought I'd dive back in with the news. Goblet of Fire video/dvd comes out at the end of March (20th I think) and also to show off my Gryffindor scarf I got for FREE because of pre-booking a dvd. Nice isn't it.


Tazzygirl - Feb 27, 2006 12:00 am (#947 of 2575)
Edited by Feb 26, 2006 4:03 pm

GoF gets released to video here in the States on March 7th! (9 days!!!!! woo-hoo!!!)


Liz Mann - Feb 27, 2006 12:13 am (#948 of 2575)
Edited by Feb 26, 2006 4:14 pm

But not until March 20th here in the UK! I'm sending a howler Warner Brothers' way.


Viola Intonada - Feb 27, 2006 2:57 am (#949 of 2575)
Edited by Feb 26, 2006 6:59 pm

Oh, our anthem is so beautiful with all of the singing, humming and howling. It brings tears to my eyes. *sniffle, sniffle*

Alright, our olympics are starting just as the sane world's Olympics ends.

Bedpan curling starts tomorrow!

(Btw, to our UK forumers, looks like I will get to go with Hubby to a conference in September. It will be in New Castle. Anyone close?)


Tazzygirl - Feb 27, 2006 7:36 am (#950 of 2575)

Lucky you Viola! Take lots of pictures!!

I'm ready to root people on!

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Finn BV - Feb 27, 2006 5:12 pm (#951 of 2575)

Okay guys, curling starts! On your mark, get set… SWEEP!


Emily - Feb 27, 2006 9:16 pm (#952 of 2575)

*Sweeps madly*


Tazzygirl - Feb 27, 2006 11:21 pm (#953 of 2575)

Starts cheering madly for Emily "GO EMILY!!!!"

Who else is doing curling? I forgot. What event is next?


dizzy lizzy - Feb 27, 2006 11:34 pm (#954 of 2575)
Edited by Feb 27, 2006 3:35 pm

***runs around holding broomstick in her mouth and whacks Emily and Finn on the legs**

I'm trying to curl, but the broomstick is too long for me *cries*.

Lizzy :sad:


Finn BV - Feb 28, 2006 12:07 am (#955 of 2575)

Owww! That's not correct protocol, Lizzy! REF!!!!

*tries to sweep by, and (he says this daringly) WINS THE FIRST ROUND!!!!!*


Hermionefan - Feb 28, 2006 12:13 am (#956 of 2575)

*Emerges from closet, which no one even knew was there in the first place* *Pulls cobwebs out of hair and Chocolate Frog wrappers off clothes*


I'm back!! I haven't been here in like, forever, so, can I have an update? What's this about curling? *dodges Lizzy* What's happening? Should I start w people with my bedpan?


Viola Intonada - Feb 28, 2006 3:34 am (#957 of 2575)

We are having our own olypmics, Hermione. Sign up for whatever event you wish to participate in. Right now we are competing in bedpan curling.

Lizzy, use your tail. You don't have to use a broom!

*Wins round 2*


dizzy lizzy - Feb 28, 2006 4:07 am (#958 of 2575)
Edited by Feb 27, 2006 8:07 pm

My Tail!!!!!

Hey there's an idea!!!

*starts pushing/sweeping with her tail!**


Tazzygirl - Feb 28, 2006 6:13 am (#959 of 2575)

Wow, this curling is very exciting to watch!


Elfcat - Feb 28, 2006 5:29 pm (#960 of 2575)

Personally I think it would garner more fans if they used bludgers...

HI HERMY!!! You got stuck in the closet too? (I was stuck there also a few pages ago) If you don't want to do curling, there is also uphill slalom and biathalon with the rifle turned around (I hope Kate meant she was shooting OVER her shoulder...). Did we have more sports than that, guys?


CatherineHermiona - Feb 28, 2006 5:50 pm (#961 of 2575)

Heehee... IN your shoulder, OVER your shoulder, all same to me... And I would love to see you shooting over your shoulder without the tube on your shoulder! What I have in mind is shooting with tube in the air, and trying to shoot in target that is 10 meters behind you... If you accidentally happen to shoot in your shoulder... Well, it luckily happened we are in St Mungo's...


Tazzygirl - Feb 28, 2006 6:02 pm (#962 of 2575)

We also have ice skating and bedpan luge...


Emily - Feb 28, 2006 10:28 pm (#963 of 2575)

Go Finn! I dropped out after Liz hit my legs with her broom . . . ow!

Well, I'm going to be temporarily sane from tomorrow until about April 17, so good luck with the rest of our Olympics, guys!


Finn BV - Feb 28, 2006 10:44 pm (#964 of 2575)

Emily!! Have a great time! Can you tell us why you'll be away for so long? If you can't, completely understand.

*sweeps some more and wins whatever round this is (4th?)*


Emily - Feb 28, 2006 10:53 pm (#965 of 2575)

Thank you Finn! I'm actually not going away, I've just decided to give up the internet for Lent, since I'm on way too often . . . Oh wait, don't know if that's ok to say here. Well, if I just offended you, I'm sorry, but that's where I'll be. Bye guys!


Finn BV - Mar 1, 2006 12:40 am (#966 of 2575)

Nope, that's okay. That's a daring move! Good luck!


Liz Mann - Mar 1, 2006 12:56 am (#967 of 2575)
Edited by Feb 28, 2006 4:56 pm

*looks round at Emily's mention of her name* Huh? What? Whassat?


Tazzygirl - Mar 1, 2006 12:59 am (#968 of 2575)

Good Luck Emily! (I think I would have a hard time... See you when Lent is over!


Hermionefan - Mar 1, 2006 3:29 am (#969 of 2575)

Bye Emily! I don't think I could ever give up the Internet for even two days.

Since I'm not athletic, I think I'll sit out the Olympics. I'm a cheer leader


Tazzygirl - Mar 1, 2006 4:35 am (#970 of 2575)

I am cheering on whoever is currently playing, and then attempting to ice skate.


azi - Mar 1, 2006 6:37 pm (#971 of 2575)
Edited by Mar 1, 2006 10:37 am

My leprechaun team couldn't push the curling stone so we decided that we would use a mini target with a mini curling stone.

Unfortunately we then threw the stone the wrong way...

We should probably have trained for this malarky...instead of visiting the pub.


Viola Intonada - Mar 2, 2006 3:51 am (#972 of 2575)

Oh, but visiting the pub is sooo much more fun....

btw, Azi, I will be visiting the New Castle in Northern England.

I don't know whose turn is next, but we better get this game going because bedpan luge starts soon!


Phelim Mcintyre - Mar 2, 2006 9:12 am (#973 of 2575)

*Runs in out of breath*. Have you guys tried the bedpan luge course set up on the stairs? The jello corner is enough to turn anyone green. And watch out for the Lockheart Bend. Its enough to obliviate anyone. *Jumps over skimming bedpan* Oy - watch the feet. Typical!

Oh yes Viola. I don't live near Newcastle but I'm sure could find an excuse to come up and meet you while you are over. Especially as a fellow viola player. But if you have the time do get to Holy Island.


dizzy lizzy - Mar 2, 2006 9:15 am (#974 of 2575)

Can It be frypan luge for me please????


Phelim Mcintyre - Mar 2, 2006 3:11 pm (#975 of 2575)

Sure - then you can have a fried breakfast on your way down.


Finn BV - Mar 2, 2006 6:33 pm (#976 of 2575)

Okay, Phelim, I'll check it out.

*goes upstairs and screams having gone around the jello and Lockhart corner*

Who won curling?


Tazzygirl - Mar 2, 2006 6:42 pm (#977 of 2575)

Last night I was watching a TV show (Scrubs) and in one scene one of the main characters spins a bedpan through the air at another main character- I immediately thought of all us here at St. Mungo's. It was actually really funny to watch... Just thought I would share!


azi - Mar 2, 2006 6:56 pm (#978 of 2575)

Being leprechauns, me and my team are going to use a tablespoon instead! Wooohooo! Jelly fight!!!

Viola - I agree with Phelim, try to visit Holy Island! It's slightly out of Newcastle itself, but very pretty (just don't get stuck on the road when the tide's coming in!). I think you're near Hadrian's Wall as well, and that's a cool piece of history. Newcastle is known to students as being the clubbing capital of the North, but you probably aren't so interested in that!


Viola Intonada - Mar 3, 2006 3:15 am (#979 of 2575)

Another violist, really? Wow, that doesn't happen very often. *So excited she throws her last stone way off course* Oh well, maybe I will get them next time in curling. Now for the bedpan luge. The course sounds challenging.

Phelim and Azi, you're getting me very excited about the trip. I hope I do get to go with Hubby!


Phelim Mcintyre - Mar 3, 2006 9:18 am (#980 of 2575)

Yes the bedpan luge course is interesting, especially stopping at the end before you hit the welcome desk. Can I join in the jelly fight? Now where can I join in the broomstick biathlon? And who just threw that curling stone at me?

Yes Newcastle is near Hadrian's Wall


Liz Mann - Mar 3, 2006 12:07 pm (#981 of 2575)
Edited by Mar 3, 2006 4:11 am

Gah! Straying off topic for a moment, I just voted for J.K. in The Book Magazine's poll, and it asked me why I was voting for her. I wrote out this really good response, clicked 'vote' and it didn't seem to register that I'd filled that part of the form in and cut out all of my response except "Because J.K. Rowling has seriously boosted..." I noticed it kept on writing along the same line instead of starting new lines, so I thought maybe you had to start the new line. So I pressed enter. And it registered the vote (with my comments still as only "Because J.K. Rowling has seriously boosted...") They're not going to take that seriously. So I had to vote again, with my website's email address, so that I could put a different response, which ended up being, "It's not about the sales, it's about the way the books make people feel." Which originally was just the last sentence of my response.

Anyway, I have to post my original response somewhere because I love it so much, so here it is.

Because J.K. Rowling has seriously boosted reading's popularity, especially among children. In an age where children are all about technology, she has them sitting down and reading. She has completely changed the face of children's literature because she’s not afraid to do things that may be seen by some as controversial when she knows it’s the right thing. For example she’s not afraid to be scary because she knows that if children don’t learn fear when they’re little then they’re going to be more greatly affected by it when they grow up and encounter it in non-fictional areas of their lives. She may be writing about wizards but her work is honest and realistic and her characters are very much human and believable. Many adults now see children’s literature it in a different way. In fact, her books are no longer child exclusive, because she writes about subjects that relate to everyone, whatever age you are, whatever race, religion, nationality or class - subjects such as terrorism, human strength, human courage, morality, friendship, teamwork, death and the importance of choices. She has given people all over the world something in common that they can talk about with each other. It’s not about the book sales, it’s about the way the books make the readers feel.

Thank you for your patience in this emotionally trying time. And now, back to the games.


Finn BV - Mar 3, 2006 2:22 pm (#982 of 2575)

We all need to rant a little, Liz. Excellent response, you write very well. Finally, a bit of the real word in our figmented insanity!


Tazzygirl - Mar 3, 2006 8:17 pm (#983 of 2575)

Very good, Liz! Sorry the whole process was annoying...

I was going to try the luge, but I am afraid of fast speeds and tight corners... I'll just sit out and cheer until it is ice skating time!


dizzy lizzy - Mar 3, 2006 11:28 pm (#984 of 2575)

Ooh the luge!! Right I've finished eating breakfast off my frypan and it's now clean and ready to go...

So where's the starting point???

**wheeeeeeeeeeeee** BANG! CRASH! RATTLE! SPLAT!

**whoah! shakes dizzy head!**

That was a good race there... **goes off to have another go....**


Hermionefan - Mar 4, 2006 5:16 am (#985 of 2575)

Hey hey!! Maybe I will do luge, it's always looked interesting to me. But I've always worried about like, going over my fingers. Good thing we're in a hospital, huh?

*Hops on bedpan* Let's goooo!!


Viola Intonada - Mar 4, 2006 5:59 am (#986 of 2575)

Way to go Liz! An excellent response!

Whoa, Dude, that Luge run is just totally awesome!! *Said in best "Crush" voice*


Tazzygirl - Mar 4, 2006 9:01 am (#987 of 2575)

Ok, ok. I wanna try it now!

* *screams in horror as the bedpan races down the staircase and whizzes out the main front doors, finally being stopped by a tree.**

I don't think the luge was made for me...


Tazzygirl - Mar 6, 2006 11:45 pm (#988 of 2575)
Edited by Mar 6, 2006 3:45 pm

Did I scare people away?


dizzy lizzy - Mar 6, 2006 11:49 pm (#989 of 2575)

Oh No! you didn't scare anyone away...

I was just waiting for you to unwrap yourself from that tree...

Wheeeeeeee** **goes down luge again!!***


Tazzygirl - Mar 7, 2006 4:21 am (#990 of 2575)

ROFL!!! I forgot we kicked the nurses of St. Mungo's out. I was waiting for the medics to arrive!

*Slowly unwraps from around the tree and limps back inside, narrowly missing Lizzy as she takes her second run down the luge.** hehehe...


Phelim Mcintyre - Mar 7, 2006 10:36 am (#991 of 2575)

I keep going round and round but can't find the broomstick biathlon track and targets. Oh there the plastic ducks. Mind out everyone I want to get a clear shot. Ooops. Who's bowl of jello did I just blast?


Liz Mann - Mar 7, 2006 2:08 pm (#992 of 2575)

Who cares? All that matters is that's one less bowl of jello to worry about.


Hermionefan - Mar 8, 2006 3:56 am (#993 of 2575)

I'm loving this luge business. Wheeee!! *Takes another dive onto the course...if that makes sense* It's my new favorite sport.


Liz Mann - Mar 8, 2006 4:04 pm (#994 of 2575)

What? Even above Quidditch??


Finn BV - Mar 9, 2006 1:08 am (#995 of 2575)

EEK is right!!

Then again...

*jumps onto course again*

What do they mean when they say the luge is dange....

(voice lost in sounds of screams)


azi - Mar 9, 2006 2:05 pm (#996 of 2575)

You blasted my bowl of jello??? I want compensation of double...no...triple jello!!!!

**decides to take plastic ducks to pond and use them as boathorses** Yeehaa! **lassos a duck**


Phelim Mcintyre - Mar 9, 2006 7:14 pm (#997 of 2575)

Azi - I just hope they don't have bird flu.


Viola Intonada - Mar 9, 2006 8:40 pm (#998 of 2575)

Tazzy, who needs nurses when we have Prof. Lockheart. I'm sure he would be more than happy to take care of any broken bones you might have.

* Goes down the luge again* Wheeeee!!! *Doesn't understand why Finn is screaming* CRASH, BANG, THUD.

Oh, that must have been why Finn was screaming. *Tries to untangle herself from a huge nasty pile up of bedpans and inmates* Who put this tree here. It wasn't here last time I went down. Hummm, I smell another conspiracy....


Hermionefan - Mar 10, 2006 3:35 am (#999 of 2575)

*Speeds down luge course without a problem* Skills!! I don't get why everyone's so scared of this, it’s like going down a baby slide...whee!! no hands!!...



So, don't you guys just adore Quidditch?
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Finn BV(#1000 of 2575)
Edited by Mar 10, 2006 5:07 am

w00T!! 1000th post!! Yay!!!!

*ignores the sad people crashing into the course*

Okay, you guys may now resume your normally scheduled death run.


azi - Mar 10, 2006 6:50 pm (#1001 of 2575)

Bird flu eh? Well, better get a sample of duck to the lab! **drills hole in duck...duck sinks** Oooops, better get another sample! **drills hole in next duck...more sinking** And the next one!

Ooooppps, I sunk all my ducks!


Liz Mann - Mar 11, 2006 12:38 am (#1002 of 2575)
Edited by Mar 10, 2006 4:38 pm

Thanks inmates, you've all cheered me up by making me laugh.

I think I might give this luge thing a try. *zooms down the luge course* Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!


Huh... You know I think the pain at the end is part of the fun. Thank Merlin for magical healing... it means we can do almost anything we want, especially at a hospital.

Question... is this still a contest or is everyone just using this course like a slip and slide?


Tazzygirl - Mar 11, 2006 7:08 am (#1003 of 2575)

*grabbing some popcorn and sitting back (favoring my right leg), to watch the proceeding crashing. Occasionally holding up numbers for scores...**

Am I the only one who made it out the front doors?

When does the ice skating start?


dizzy lizzy - Mar 11, 2006 7:25 am (#1004 of 2575)



oooh that was a good run down that time **walks away dizzyly**

ice-skating??? you mean there's ice skating as well???

* still dizzy**


Liz Mann - Mar 11, 2006 2:06 pm (#1005 of 2575)

I think we're having one event at a time. There's the luge, ice-skating and skiing.


Finn BV - Mar 11, 2006 2:35 pm (#1006 of 2575)

Wow, I think we've done waaaaay better than those people who performed the luge at the "real" (makes quotation marks sign with hands) Olympics. Pfft.


Good Evans - Mar 11, 2006 8:55 pm (#1007 of 2575)

Hello, I've just been committed, don’t fancy the badpan luge, but I am happy to obsessively keep score of who should be awarded medals - lists - they are wonderful things.... just going to sit on my bed and update my list of Hermione’s best put downs of Ron, shout if I need to write down a score or a time, or record loss of limb!


Liz Mann - Mar 11, 2006 9:07 pm (#1008 of 2575)

Hi, Good Evans! Are you sure you won't try the luge? It's fun!

*zooms down the luge course again and once again smashes into the tree*

Now see some people may ask why we don't just set the course up somewhere where there isn't a tree. Our answer is, what's the point when we have magical methods of healing?


Finn BV - Mar 11, 2006 9:09 pm (#1009 of 2575)

Well, Good Evans, you certainly aren't listless! HAHAHAHA.

Off to do annoying real-life homework *grumble, grumble.*


Good Evans - Mar 11, 2006 9:35 pm (#1010 of 2575)

Oh Finn you are sooooooo funnny (in best Luna voice) off to find some radishes to wear ....... **slips on luge track on the way and ends up with Liz at the base of the tree*** Darn! **searching but can't find notebook so must be "listless" after fall!!**


Phelim Mcintyre - Mar 12, 2006 12:45 pm (#1011 of 2575)

Liz Mann - you forgot the broomstick biathalon. Though I appear to be the only one to be taking part. Hey who pinched the plastic ducks that were the targets? Oh yes, and did anyone win the Curling? And who's ahead on the Luge?

Also who's up for using an engorging spell on the bedpan to make a two or four man toboggan?


Liz Mann - Mar 12, 2006 3:17 pm (#1012 of 2575)

I'll take part in the broomstick biathalon when we get round to it!


Elfcat - Mar 13, 2006 3:47 am (#1013 of 2575)

LUGE?!?! Luge is for wimps! Now bedpan skeleton on that run, THAT would be interesting...*Tries it*




Tazzygirl - Mar 13, 2006 3:51 am (#1014 of 2575)
Edited by Mar 12, 2006 8:00 pm

ROFL!!! I award Elfcat 30 points!


Phelim Mcintyre - Mar 13, 2006 9:31 am (#1015 of 2575)

Elfcat, Elfcat. can you see me? How many fingers am I holding up? Elfcat? Is there a mediwizard in the house?


Good Evans - Mar 13, 2006 12:49 pm (#1016 of 2575)

bet you can’t do it again Elfcat! *pulls new pen out to take make list of how many bruises and broken bits elfcat has, forgets that no longer has a notepad - so writes on regulation nightie instead. *

you know, I like it here!


azi - Mar 13, 2006 3:57 pm (#1017 of 2575)

**Sitting in a tree just drinking tea. Why does everyone keep crashing into me???**

Phelim, if you want your ducks back you'll have to dive to the bottom of the pond...

We finished the luge yet? I think the skeleton race got cancelled before it really started...


Phelim Mcintyre - Mar 13, 2006 4:08 pm (#1018 of 2575)
Edited by Mar 13, 2006 8:08 am

Oh well, let's cancel the biathalon then. It appears the targets have been sunk. Unless I can remember how to do a bubblehead charm.

I think I may put a cushioning charm on the tree for my go at the skeleton. Now where did I put my bedpan? (Toddles off to find said article).


Viola Intonada - Mar 13, 2006 8:18 pm (#1019 of 2575)

So, who wins the Luge? When we signed up for it, we were told that the inmate with the fastest time would win, but you know what I just jound out? The medals are going to be awarded for the best crash into the tree. That's why the tree all of a sudden popped up in the middle of the course. I guess they didn't think that just watching us go down the course was entertaining enough.


dizzy lizzy - Mar 13, 2006 9:06 pm (#1020 of 2575)

weeeeeeeeeee!!! **dog on frypan whizzes past down the luge**

CRASHBANGSMASH!!!!!!! **crashes into tree yet again**

ooooohhh I'm dizzy now **whimpers**


Finn BV - Mar 13, 2006 9:33 pm (#1021 of 2575)
Edited by Mar 13, 2006 1:35 pm

Julie, bet I can do it!!


Oops, should've taken Elfcat's advice…


Good Evans - Mar 14, 2006 12:39 pm (#1022 of 2575)

silly boy, **shakes head, pulls out list of Elfcat injuries to compare with Finn's new ones**


Elfcat - Mar 14, 2006 5:58 pm (#1023 of 2575)

Whowhat? Huh? Oh no, I'm fine. Except for this slight sensation that someone has dropped an apartment complex on me, that is...

NO FINN DON'T DO IT!! *is to late* *cringes at sounds of destruction*

(LOL, I'm giving myself a headache just thinking about this stuff)


Liz Mann - Mar 14, 2006 8:45 pm (#1024 of 2575)

Bet I can beat you, Finn.

*slides down the course*


I knocked the tree down... yey me... *faints*


Finn BV - Mar 14, 2006 9:47 pm (#1025 of 2575)

Whoa, Liz, you went the farthest, for sure! You made it to the third repetition of the page background!! Good job!! Don't worry about the injuries, you definitely won the luge! YAY LIZ!!!


dizzy lizzy - Mar 14, 2006 9:50 pm (#1026 of 2575)

I think so! She knocked the tree down!!!!!


Viola Intonada - Mar 15, 2006 12:22 am (#1027 of 2575)

Wahoo! Liz wins the gold!!!! Congrats, Liz. I hope you are conscious enough to enjoy it. Do we need to call over Prof. Lockhart to heal you?


Tazzygirl - Mar 15, 2006 4:22 am (#1028 of 2575)
Edited by Mar 14, 2006 8:23 pm

**whispers to Liz: I strongly suggest not going to Lockhart... I managed to escape without any more damage.** hehehe...

Congratulations on Gold, Liz!! Yippee!!


Phelim Mcintyre - Mar 15, 2006 9:23 am (#1029 of 2575)

*Distant voice from top of stairs*
What the tree has gone and someone has won gold? But I haven't had my final run yet. Bah Acid Drops!
*Sound of someone stomping down the stairs*
. This isn't fair. First someone pinches the biathlon target ducks, then the luge finishes without me. Now what. I know. Where's the broomsticks? The stair would make a good slalom course.

Weeeeeeeeeeeh. Ouch. The tree's back. In the middle of the second floor landing. Helllllllllllp. I've lost a broom-ski. (Quick thought) No problem - I've always wanted to try snowboarding. *faint sounds of crashing in the reception area.*


Phelim Mcintyre - Mar 15, 2006 1:15 pm (#1030 of 2575)

Lesson 1 - snowboarding on a broomstick is no fun. So try a snow pan instead.

But before that I need to find my other broomstick. I think I should be able to clear the tree with a ski-jump. (Music associated with various t.v. skiing programmes fills the air). Now what was the battle cry again? Oh yes. Here I go. MILK TRAYYYYYyyyyyyahhhhhhhhhhh. Help. It’s the Womping Willow *dull thud and then silence*.


azi - Mar 15, 2006 3:36 pm (#1031 of 2575)

**muffled voice** OUCH!!! I got thrown out of the tree! Actually, I appear to have got thrown under it. Any healers around to rescue me? Apart from Dr Lockhart?

Looks like Phelim needs rescuing too. Maybe he's more important since he was silly enough to hit the Whomping Willow. You know, first he loses his duck targets...then he loses a broom ski...we could award him the Silly Inmate of the Year award...

We need a medal awarding ceremony for Liz!


Phelim Mcintyre - Mar 15, 2006 6:30 pm (#1032 of 2575)

*Very small voice* I thought hospitals were meant to be safe. And I didn't lose my duck targets, they were stolen. *Lapses back into unconsciousness.*


Liz Mann - Mar 15, 2006 9:00 pm (#1033 of 2575)

A medal awarding ceremony, azi? Aw, shucks.

I think I should be able to clear the tree with a ski-jump.

Oh wow! What an amazing concept! Riding a broomstick like Harry in the PS movie over a ski-jump! I'm trying that next!


Good Evans - Mar 16, 2006 8:43 am (#1034 of 2575)

not before me Liz, I'm alredy at the top of the stairs **waves and launches self towards tree thinking ** Determination, Destination, Deliber...



Phelim Mcintyre - Mar 16, 2006 8:54 am (#1035 of 2575)

Now where am I again? Who are you? Who am I? Why is that man in the white coat with a fxed grin waving at me? All I can remember is something to do with a broomstick and a tree. Now where did I put my knitting.


Tazzygirl - Mar 17, 2006 6:56 am (#1036 of 2575)

Quick! Save Phelim from Dr. Lockhart!!!


dizzy lizzy - Mar 17, 2006 7:00 am (#1037 of 2575)

Whoah!!! what happened??? **dizzy lizzy gets up feeling very dizzy**


Phelim Mcintyre - Mar 17, 2006 9:25 am (#1038 of 2575)

*Sound of face being slapped* What? Where? Who? THANKS to whoever brought me back to normal. And what is this knitting doing here? I much prefer crochet.

Now, time for another go at the broomstick tree-jump. *Noises of someone running off, then someone running back.* Whoever it was who saved me from Lockhart deserves a medal. *Runs off*

*Voice from the top of the stairs* Bedpan helmet, check. Broomsticks, check. Here I go. One, two, three. Milk Trayyyyyyyyaaaaaaah.


Good Evans - Mar 17, 2006 3:48 pm (#1039 of 2575)

**ringing cow bell madly for Phelim as he whizzes past and becomes airborne ****


azi - Mar 17, 2006 5:44 pm (#1040 of 2575)
Edited by Mar 17, 2006 9:44 am

Woohoo, it's St Patrick’s Day! Celebration time! Everyone get out their regulation green hats!

Yey, nothing like a broomstick jump!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Top 'o the morning to ya!


Phelim Mcintyre - Mar 18, 2006 11:36 am (#1041 of 2575)

Near-perfect landing. Did I hear cowbells though? Does that mean we have an animagus amongst us?


Phelim Mcintyre - Mar 20, 2006 9:14 am (#1042 of 2575)
Edited by Mar 20, 2006 1:15 am

*whispers* looks that I got away with it and no one will notice my bad back. Well hope Dr Lockhart doesn't notice!


Viola Intonada - Mar 20, 2006 7:37 pm (#1043 of 2575)

I think I will pass on the broomstick jump. But I am more than happy to cheer everyone else on!!!


Good Evans - Mar 20, 2006 8:58 pm (#1044 of 2575)

*sneaking in to the ward and ringing the cowbells loudly ** Right! who's next down the slope?


Finn BV - Mar 20, 2006 10:09 pm (#1045 of 2575)

Er, sure, I'll go!

*mounts broom, but is suddenly knocked off by a large gust of wind*

Hey, who was that??


Good Evans - Mar 21, 2006 1:52 pm (#1046 of 2575)

sorry I think it might have been down draft from my cowbell!! **makes mental note to get smaller bell as the 3 foot wide one is a bit heavy to carry and wave without causing accidents**


Good Evans - Mar 22, 2006 9:49 pm (#1047 of 2575)

**looking around at the bodies on the floor, all knocked out by the overlarge cowbell.**** I wondered where everyone had gone!!!


Tazzygirl - Mar 23, 2006 1:17 am (#1048 of 2575)

I am still here! Just casually holding up random numbers for scores... even though everyone was knocked down...


Finn BV - Mar 23, 2006 1:37 am (#1049 of 2575)

Hehe… I think we're all blown away at the lovely display of athletics here!! (Sorry, couldn't resist! It was just waiting there in the bad jokes department…)


dizzy lizzy - Mar 23, 2006 4:23 am (#1050 of 2575)

**clambers out from under lounge chair**

Umm where are we again???

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Phelim Mcintyre - Mar 23, 2006 10:44 am (#1051 of 2575)

Quick someone throw a bucket of cold water over Dizzy Lizzy to de-Lockhart her. I would but all I can find is some green stuff.


azi - Mar 23, 2006 5:25 pm (#1052 of 2575)

Ouchee...my head...**looks around confusedly**

Didn't see that coming!

I vote we try the green stuff! It's in a hospital...it can't be bad for you!


Viola Intonada - Mar 23, 2006 9:13 pm (#1053 of 2575)

Eww, I try to avoid anything green at St. Mungo's. *Shudders at the thought of Lime Jello*

It is getting too dangerous as a spectator here. I'm going to practice for the ice skating competition. *Goes to swimming pool, casts a spell to freeze the water*


dizzy lizzy - Mar 23, 2006 10:38 pm (#1054 of 2575)

I'm wet!!!! I'm wet!!!!!

*shakes herself dry**

Thanks guys...I think I'll try the ice skating now!


azi - Mar 23, 2006 10:46 pm (#1055 of 2575)

Mmmmm lime jello! Fine, I'll try it myself...


See, nothing bad happened to me...except I turned a light shade of green...

Ice skating!!! **does beautiful pirouette and uses those wire things to do a somersault in mid-air**


Tazzygirl - Mar 23, 2006 11:35 pm (#1056 of 2575)

I am off to practice ice skating too!

*changing into a really sparkly outfit, puts a tentative toe onto the ice and pushes off. I then do a Triple Axle.**

I'm so proud of myself! Too bad the real Olympics were awhile ago- I don't remember any of the technical terms they used... By the way- how come they had different names for spins that all looked the same? Triple Axle looked like a Triple Lutz (or whatever that term is!) to me!!


Liz Mann - Mar 24, 2006 12:17 am (#1057 of 2575)
Edited by Mar 23, 2006 4:17 pm

*gasp* Azi! You ate the Lime Jello! You do know that the Healers put our medication in that stuff, don't you?

*goes off to prepare for the ice skating*


pyrogrl - Mar 24, 2006 1:23 am (#1058 of 2575)

I think the Lime Hello tastes good.



...LIME HELLO?! Oh, dear!


Finn BV - Mar 24, 2006 1:54 am (#1059 of 2575)

**mumbles because he was swimming when the pool froze and is now trapped!!**

LOL Tazzy! They have different names depending on what you do with your feet.


Tazzygirl - Mar 24, 2006 3:48 am (#1060 of 2575)

Quick! Unfreeze the pool!

*lets out a shriek when the ice disappears** Brrrrr... It's COLD!!!

Aha! Thanks for filling me in there, Finn- but it all still looks the same to me! LOL


Viola Intonada - Mar 24, 2006 4:28 am (#1061 of 2575)

Don't feel bad Tazzy, I had to take skating lessons before I figured out the differences between all of the jumps.

*puts on charmed skates* And they brag about doing quads? Ha! Watch this......


Phelim Mcintyre - Mar 24, 2006 10:30 am (#1062 of 2575)

Ouch Viola, that looked painful. Especially as the pool hadn't been refrozen.

Finn, while you were down there did you find any ducks for use as broomstick biathlon targets?


Viola Intonada - Mar 24, 2006 3:37 pm (#1063 of 2575)

Oww! Yeah Phelim, I think I just landed on one....


Phelim Mcintyre - Mar 24, 2006 4:30 pm (#1064 of 2575)

And I thought it was only the healers who were quacks.


Good Evans - Mar 24, 2006 9:23 pm (#1065 of 2575)

*checks all are out and refreezes pool, stows away cowbells (these are for ski ing events only) and executes a camel on the ice - cleans up after camel and procedes to skate* (haha)


Tazzygirl - Mar 24, 2006 9:36 pm (#1066 of 2575)

Hahaha, Good Evans!

*Gets back onto the ice and does one of those really fast spins**

Woah! Dizzy! **promptly falls over**


Finn BV - Mar 25, 2006 1:41 am (#1067 of 2575)

Whoa, thanks everybody! Nope, sorry phelim, you'll have to look elsewhere.


Phelim Mcintyre - Mar 25, 2006 9:49 am (#1068 of 2575)

Did anyone see that amazing dance routine Fred Astair did with a hat stand? May be I should try one with a broomstick.


azi - Mar 25, 2006 2:33 pm (#1069 of 2575)

Mmm, medication! Can't cope without it! **chuckle**

Lime Hello...hehe

Oooo, let’s see that dance Phelim!


Good Evans - Mar 25, 2006 6:38 pm (#1070 of 2575)

picks myself up, dusts myself off and starts all over again......


spin spin spin spin, slip - collapses in giggles - is it medication time yet?


Phelim Mcintyre - Mar 25, 2006 7:32 pm (#1071 of 2575)

Here goes Azi, I'm sure I'll make a clean sweep of the medals. *Song by the Wyrd Sisters fills the air and - thonk* Does anyone know a good spell to treat a black eye?


azi - Mar 25, 2006 8:55 pm (#1072 of 2575)

Woohoo, go Phelim! That black eye was very stylishly done! **does lone mexican wave**

I want my medication too! Ooo, should we have a protest? **starts drawing banners demanding more medication**


Liz Mann - Mar 25, 2006 9:24 pm (#1073 of 2575)
Edited by Mar 25, 2006 1:26 pm

Why does everyone want their medication? It's supposed to make us sane! *gasp* Oh no! You know what this means? They've got to us! The Healers have actually managed to get us under their control! They're winning!


Viola Intonada - Mar 25, 2006 11:49 pm (#1074 of 2575)

Not me! I'm still as insane as I wish to be. I avoid taking that nasty medication as much as possible. Just to prove it, watch this. *Skates off to perform a quadruple Axel, Triple Loop combination*


Tazzygirl - Mar 26, 2006 1:05 am (#1075 of 2575)
Edited by Mar 25, 2006 5:06 pm

**sits back and watches Viola do a quadruple Axel, Triple Loop combination** Oh yeah? Well, I am insane enough to try a Triple Axel, Salchow, Lutz, Camel spin combination... **Does said combination and comes out with flying colors** I did it!!!

(I looked up the correct terms!!)

Ummmm... Not sure where you all are getting the medicine, because we had Gred and Forge come in a couple weeks ago to straighten everything out... The nurses (they had transformed into butterflies) have been locked up in a closet...


dizzy lizzy - Mar 26, 2006 2:44 am (#1076 of 2575)

Well unless the medicine has been in a nice smelly old bone...I've not been taking any either!!!

Uhmmm guys, how do I put 4 skates on my paws?? Or should I just skate using my claws??


Finn BV - Mar 26, 2006 5:08 pm (#1077 of 2575)

Don't use your claws, Lizzy, or we'll have to call in the zamboni. Here, I'll help you tie your skates.

**fails miserably at tying skates because he is just that bad at it**

Um, so, anybody know how to tie figure skates?


Liz Mann - Mar 26, 2006 8:00 pm (#1078 of 2575)

Just use your wand. The Healers aren't around to stop you.


Good Evans - Mar 28, 2006 9:15 am (#1079 of 2575)

As no medication is coming I shall continue with skating *twirls and mid air splits* ow! that was not a soft landing!!


Elfcat - Mar 28, 2006 5:38 pm (#1080 of 2575)

* a faint banging sound is heard from under the ice*

GUYS!!!! Let me out, my gillyweed is running out fast!


Liz Mann - Mar 28, 2006 8:00 pm (#1081 of 2575)

Yikes! Everyone off the ice so we can save Elfcat!


Tazzygirl - Mar 29, 2006 12:14 am (#1082 of 2575)

I'm off!!

*peering through the ice, I see Elfcat's face turning blue** ummmmm... We might want to hurry!!


Phelim Mcintyre - Mar 29, 2006 8:55 am (#1083 of 2575)

I thought Blue was Elfcat's usual colour!! (Sorry) I thought Good Evans had checked everyone was out.

Oh yes I've just discovered what I'm in for. I've done too many “what Harry Potter character are you?” tests and keep coming up as Dumbledore. Now has anyone seen my phoenix?


Good Evans - Mar 30, 2006 7:14 am (#1084 of 2575)

Ah well - I guess I am just too insane to count properly and missed Elfcat swimming around out there!!!

*glides quickly off ice to allow Elfcat to be released.**

Phelim - I think your phoenix is hiding behind your knee, oh wait no that would be your attempt to recreate Dumbledore’s London underground scar. Nice central line, and the colours are almost exact!


Elfcat - Mar 30, 2006 5:02 pm (#1085 of 2575)

If I had some more gillyweed or knew how to do a bubblehead charm I could invent a new olymipic sport: Under-Ice Skating. As it stands though, oxygen would be good about now.


Finn BV - Mar 30, 2006 6:48 pm (#1086 of 2575)

*gives Elfcat oxygen**

I suppose that Under-Ice Skating would require one to be upside down, so that they skate on the bottom surface of the ice? Or would there be another surface to skate on below? I'm up for it, so long as we can sneak an unlimited supply of Gillyweed from St. Mungo's!


azi - Apr 1, 2006 5:18 pm (#1087 of 2575)

Consider the Gillyweed sneaked! Leprechauns are useful for that sort of thing.


Liz Mann - Apr 1, 2006 10:52 pm (#1088 of 2575)
Edited by Apr 1, 2006 2:53 pm

Looking around at all the April Fools pranks today, I've realised just how many people should really be here in St Mungo's, not because they're HP crazy, but because they're just crazy.

I mean, honestly! LeakyMug! *snort* And some people are actually starting to believe it, I think.


Tazzygirl - Apr 3, 2006 7:51 am (#1089 of 2575)

I am up for a game of under water ice skating!


Tazzygirl - Apr 4, 2006 5:47 am (#1090 of 2575)

Uh-Oh. The main Forum is down, just like it was here a couple days ago... I think I need to move to the temporary ward of "Can't check my usual threads and am feeling incredibly deprived at the moment Ward"...


Phelim Mcintyre - Apr 4, 2006 9:33 am (#1091 of 2575)

May be there is some work being done. Like giving Umbridge a face lift! Trouble is it will take me days to work out what I've read and haven't. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!


azi - Apr 5, 2006 1:11 pm (#1092 of 2575)

Better not appear too distressed Tazzy - they'll up your medication!

I'm trudging to that ward also - see ya there! **trudges unhappily away**


Phelim Mcintyre - Apr 5, 2006 5:49 pm (#1093 of 2575)

Come back, come back. The main forum is back. Don't leave me. Please.


azi - Apr 5, 2006 6:47 pm (#1094 of 2575)

**Runs back** It's back, it's back! Party time anyone??? I'll provide the Cauldron Cakes!


Liz Mann - Apr 5, 2006 7:57 pm (#1095 of 2575)

I'll bring the butterbeer!


Finn BV - Apr 5, 2006 10:09 pm (#1096 of 2575)

PARTY!!! W0000000T!

I guess our Olympics have died down… I proclaim myself as the champion!! Just kidding. Dunno who won.


Tazzygirl - Apr 6, 2006 1:05 am (#1097 of 2575)

It's back!! Everythings back! I was getting so sad!!! I'll bring pumpkin pasties!!!

I think we were all winners in the Olympics- we all displayed immeasurable tricks and crashes... hehehehe!!


Phelim Mcintyre - Apr 6, 2006 8:02 am (#1098 of 2575)

Tazzygirl, I agree that the crashes were all superb. My bruises were even gold.


Liz Mann - Apr 6, 2006 11:02 am (#1099 of 2575)

Now that the Olympics are over it's time for the contest to see who has the most spectacular bruises.


Phelim Mcintyre - Apr 6, 2006 11:31 am (#1100 of 2575)

Not before a quick game of bedpan quidditch!
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Good Evans - Apr 6, 2006 7:55 pm (#1101 of 2575)

I need a lie down - no lexicon for a few days and I couldn't get here from the main forum page - ***bangs head with bedpan slides on to bed and snoozes dreaming happily of St Mungo's***


Elfcat - Apr 7, 2006 3:24 pm (#1102 of 2575)

Lovely. I finally managed to break through, but guess what happens when you're all wet and you stand on ice? You stick. Of course, you can take your shoes off, but then your socks freeze, then you take them off, and your feet freeze...and everybody flocks to a ward on the other side of the hospital so they can't here you screaming. HEY!!!! YOU FORGOT ME!!! *sighs* Wish I had some cards or something...


Phelim Mcintyre - Apr 7, 2006 5:26 pm (#1103 of 2575)

Elfcat, I'll come and rescue you, or at least play exploding snap. I didn'r run off to another ward while the Forum was down. Sorry I didn't hear you scream but this Wyrd Sisters track is cool (sorry not a good choice of words so let's try hip).


azi - Apr 7, 2006 6:36 pm (#1104 of 2575)

Oooo, would exploding snap help melt the ice? Interesting theory...

I forgot what we were doing. Has Lockhart been allowed a wand again? Tsk...**mutters about the inept healers that live in this place**

Weird Sisters music? What happened to the big cheeeeese that is Celestina Warbeck? Tacky, but cheerful, cliche, but fun...she's got it all! Then again...so has Tom Jones! **skips around singing Delilah** (Hmm, fanfictions influence me waaay too much!)


Winky Woo - Apr 7, 2006 8:15 pm (#1105 of 2575)

Hello? I just saw the light on and wondered if any one was home.... this seems like a friendly place....may be I'll just pull up a chair for a quick snooze....


Tazzygirl - Apr 7, 2006 9:43 pm (#1106 of 2575)
Edited by Apr 7, 2006 9:47 pm

Welcome, Winky Woo! Make sure and stay away from the green jello, or rather, anything green. And if Professor Lockhardt comes towards you, turn and go the opposite direction immediately (He's trying to 'cure' us.)

Enjoy your stay!!


Phelim Mcintyre - Apr 8, 2006 7:53 am (#1107 of 2575)

Tazzygirl - is that kill or cure?


Good Evans - Apr 8, 2006 5:26 pm (#1108 of 2575)

**wakes up from slumber, toddles over to Winky Woo and pats her on the head, picks up broom and looks for phelim and the bedpan quidditch** count me in, bagsy not get hit by the full bedpan bludger !!!!!


Tazzygirl - Apr 8, 2006 7:43 pm (#1109 of 2575)

Phelim, to Lockhardt he is trying to cure us. To us, I think it is quite the opposite!


azi - Apr 8, 2006 8:41 pm (#1110 of 2575)

Woohoo, hello Winky! Welcome to St Mungo's!!!


Ooops, random outburst. Bedpan quidditch is fun! Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe...flyfly...DDDDDDDIIIIIIVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE!


Tazzygirl - Apr 9, 2006 10:18 am (#1111 of 2575)
Edited by Apr 9, 2006 10:19 am

**Grabs bedpan and zooms faster and faster around St. Mungo's**

Whoo-hoo!! This is fun!!! Uh-oh. Look out!! **crashes into Azi** Ow. That really hurt.

EDIT: COOL!!! I got post 1111!!!


Finn BV - Apr 9, 2006 2:50 pm (#1112 of 2575)


**crashes into something or somebody that's already crashed**

Um, uh, so, make sure that you're REALLLLLLLY trained at bedpan quidditch before you attempt it…


azi - Apr 9, 2006 7:22 pm (#1113 of 2575)

Ouchies! **untangles self from now knotted bedpan** That was some cool crash Tazzy!

Argh, here comes Finn! *ducks* Phew...that was close!

Anyone got a spare bedpan?


Tazzygirl - Apr 9, 2006 9:39 pm (#1114 of 2575)

**Gets up and walks around crookedly for a minute** Awesome crash! Did anyone get a picture of it?

What? Finn's co- AHHHHHHHHH! Ouch. again. That's gonna leave a mark. **peels self up from the ground, loses balance and falls over again.** You OK, Finn?

*After sitting for 10 minutes, jumps back on bedpan, and as it sputters a little bit, does a couple of loop-de-loops...**


Viola Intonada - Apr 10, 2006 12:52 am (#1115 of 2575)

After the St. Mungo's Olympics and all of this crashing, I'm going to enjoy some nice quiet time next to the pool. I'm going to enjoy the warm sunshine on my face, sip some lemonade and just relax.


Phelim Mcintyre - Apr 10, 2006 9:01 am (#1116 of 2575)

Forget bedpan quidditch, I'm off to the Wombat Sceen – it won't accept my student code ward for a hot chocolate and a bar of honeydukes. This ward isn't always called by this name, it changes name as appropriate for what we need Harry Potter based tlc for. It is, of course, my second favourite ward after this one. Especially as it has a stock of nice big teddy bears to cuddle up to when you want to cry. (Sniff) See you later. (Toddles of trying hard not to cry in public)


Viola Intonada - Apr 11, 2006 5:25 pm (#1117 of 2575)

Oh, poor Phelim. I had problems with mine. It took me awhile to figure out that mine started with a lowercase "L". I tried 1 and Uppercase "i". Don't give up hope, you might get it yet. Persistence pays. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. And whatever other addage anyone else has ever said.


Phelim Mcintyre - Apr 11, 2006 6:39 pm (#1118 of 2575)

*Distant voice from ward* Tried all those tips and it didn't work. And yes the Honeydukes is lovely.


azi - Apr 11, 2006 8:21 pm (#1119 of 2575)
Edited by Apr 11, 2006 8:21 pm


I'm sure that isn't right...


pyrogrl - Apr 12, 2006 12:04 am (#1120 of 2575)

*does a random hip hop dance to polka music**

Anyways. So after four driving lessons I've decided I like flying bedpans more. They're quite different. *angered*


Tazzygirl - Apr 12, 2006 3:40 am (#1121 of 2575)

I take it the driving lessons aren't as easy as they look, Pyro? You should have seen me try and park in a parking stall for the first time!

*Flies up high into the air, then nose dives into the pool.** I think it is time for a swim... Anyone seen my inflatable kangaroo? Oh. Never mind. Lizzy tore it up a while ago...


dizzy lizzy - Apr 12, 2006 3:49 am (#1122 of 2575)

What did someone say my name???

*Lizzy wakes up after a very long nap***


azi - Apr 12, 2006 7:10 pm (#1123 of 2575)

Woohoo, I got my new bedpan! It's a top of the range, two seater, non-bendable 'Lightening Whizz'! **flies round to show off**

Cost an arm and a leg, not sure whose...


Finn BV - Apr 13, 2006 1:47 am (#1124 of 2575)

Ouch azi, no wonder the dude sitting next to me hasn't moved for days!


azi - Apr 13, 2006 2:51 pm (#1125 of 2575)


At least it wasn't one of you guys!


Elfcat - Apr 13, 2006 4:14 pm (#1126 of 2575)

Welcome, Winky Woo! Pyro, don't give up on the driving lessons! Mine tanked too, but I lived! And what is this Wombat thing everybody suddenly seems to be talking about?

*Builds really awesome card house from exploding snap cards* *it blows up and melts a hole in the ice* One step forward, two steps back. Now I'm in the water again.


Liz Mann - Apr 13, 2006 7:04 pm (#1127 of 2575)
Edited by Apr 13, 2006 7:05 pm

You're not being serious about now knowing about the Wombats, are you, Elfcat?

Well, in case you are, J.K. put a really challenging 'test' on her website. We had to answer questions like 'which of these Ministry departments would you need if such and such happened?' and 'which of these animals would YOU take with you on a long journey?' and 'which of these animals is not classified by the Ministry as a pest?' (that one was really hard - I thought they were all pests). Don't worry, though, it was only the grade 1 test. They'll be more by the sound of it, getting harder and harder.

(I got an E by the way. *smug*)


azi - Apr 13, 2006 7:14 pm (#1128 of 2575)

Ooo, I want to build card towers too! **joins elfcat**

Anyone else suspect that these 'WOMBATS' are part of our rehabilitation tests?


Viola Intonada - Apr 14, 2006 2:09 am (#1129 of 2575)

No, they can't be! I think they are designed to keep us in here as obsessed HP addicts.

Lying here by the pool, I sure do miss our inflatable yellow submarine. Alas, it was destroyed a couple of years ago. I wonder if there might be a replacement in one of the closets. *Wanders off to check all of the closets.*


Phelim Mcintyre - Apr 14, 2006 11:09 am (#1130 of 2575)

Viola don't go near the closets. I'm sure one is a vanishing cabinet. Viola, Viola? Where has she gone? Oh yes, I've given up trying to get my Wombat result. I've tried every possible combination and am still being rejected. And I can't find where I put the code. Oh well. Anyone for Swivenhodge?


Good Evans - Apr 14, 2006 11:17 am (#1131 of 2575)

count me in Phelim - whatever Swivenhodge is!!!!

I'm going to lay a trail of invisible easter eggs (find by taste and small only!!) for the big hunt first though on Sunday. One in a bedpan, one under a mattress, oh this is fun ** toddles off with eggs and starts looking for places to hide them**


azi - Apr 14, 2006 3:49 pm (#1132 of 2575)

Swivenhodge is a bit like tennis, but with a pigs bladder and you use your brooms to hit it towards the opponent!

Ooo, count me in on the Easter egg hunting!


Tazzygirl - Apr 14, 2006 8:42 pm (#1133 of 2575)

Swivenhodge sounds... interesting. Count me in. and for the Easter egg hunt! I love Easter Egg hunts!!

*Swims slow laps in the swimming pool* This is so relaxing!


Phelim Mcintyre - Apr 15, 2006 8:17 am (#1134 of 2575)

Good Evans - small only, or is that smell only?


Viola Intonada - Apr 16, 2006 10:12 pm (#1135 of 2575)

Hey! I'm back, guess where that vanishing closet sent me? Honeydukes!! *Drops arm full of candy on a table* We can munch on these after the Easter Egg hunt.

*Goes off the join egg hunt. Hears a big crunch* Oops, I think I found one. *blushes with embarassment* I didn't have any chocolate in it, so I didn't smell it in time. *goes off to look for more, stepping more carefully this time.*


Tazzygirl - Apr 17, 2006 12:24 am (#1136 of 2575)

I found three eggs so far!!


Emily - Apr 17, 2006 2:00 am (#1137 of 2575)
Edited by Apr 17, 2006 2:00 am

Hello!!!!!!!!! to Pyro, and of course all the rest of St. Mungo's! And a belated welcome to . . . wait, I'll get this right . . . Winky Woo . . . I hope. Well, anyway, I just caught up on all of the FFF, haven't looked at the regular Forum yet, and am thinking I should probably take a break.

Sooooo . . . I hope you all have had a lovely Easter/April 16 as the case may be, and that you haven't missed me too much. I am amazed that the Olympics lasted over a month, there's sports for ya.

Despite the fact that you don't care, I've had a lovely ( Part C - St. Mungo's Lexicon Hospital for the Incurably Insane (May, 2005 to March, 2011) - Page 2 1242194059 ) 46 days of chocolate and internet deprivation (I hope that's a word) and learning to drive, along with ignoring an essay that's due in three days and which I haven't started. Yeah, I guess that sums it up.

Anywho . . . glad to be back. Oh, and are there going to be more WOMBATS? I couldn't find much information but I completely missed that. I hope I don't need the first to take the second, if there is one . . .


Finn BV - Apr 17, 2006 2:59 am (#1138 of 2575)

You don't need to take the first for the second, Emily! And welcome back!! Some beds were looking awfully empty...

Tazzy's pink color tag has run amok!! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!


Good Evans - Apr 17, 2006 3:04 pm (#1139 of 2575)

still laying eggs (yes by smell !!! Phelim) trail as hasn't noticed that Easter Sunday was yesterday!!!

OOOHHHH just found an egg in my shoe, all squidgy now - but still delicious, maybe I'll save it for Lockhart

toddles off with a slight limp!


Viola Intonada - Apr 18, 2006 2:25 am (#1140 of 2575)

Welcome back, Emily! Wahoo! I have found a dozen eggs.

*bounces around the room, obviously on a chocolate/sugar high*


Finn BV - Apr 18, 2006 3:15 am (#1141 of 2575)

Ooh, gotta get more of those legs.

Wait a sec, we *are* looking for legs, right?


dizzy lizzy - Apr 18, 2006 7:58 am (#1142 of 2575)

Whaaaahhhh - there's no chocolate- free doggy eggs **cries**


Phelim Mcintyre - Apr 18, 2006 8:50 am (#1143 of 2575)

No, but here is a doggy choc Easter Bunny for you to chase.


dizzy lizzy - Apr 18, 2006 10:40 am (#1144 of 2575)


* *chases bunny**


azi - Apr 18, 2006 4:59 pm (#1145 of 2575)

Yummy yummy yummy chocolate!!!

Methinks I ate too much...hehe, energy! **dances manically round St Mungo's!**


Emily - Apr 18, 2006 5:23 pm (#1146 of 2575)

Too much chocolate? Impossible. Although I haven't gone to sleep earlier than midnight the past two nights thanks to a sugar high . . .


Viola Intonada - Apr 18, 2006 10:32 pm (#1147 of 2575)

Having problems sleeping? That means you haven't eaten enough chocolate to totally overload your system and automatically put you to sleep.


azi - Apr 18, 2006 10:37 pm (#1148 of 2575)

I agree, more chocolate over here!

Oooo, here comes a muggle truckfull of sweeties and choccies! WOOHOO!


Tazzygirl - Apr 19, 2006 12:02 am (#1149 of 2575)
Edited by Apr 19, 2006 4:31 am

**Crouches down on the side of the road, patiently waiting for the muggle...**

Yippee! I am going to get a huge chocolate egg!!

Anyone want to confund our muggle friend, so he doesn't remember anything?


Finn BV - Apr 19, 2006 1:37 am (#1150 of 2575)

Here he comes!!


All the chocolate for ME!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!

P.S. - Legs taste really bad. Don't look for them.
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Viola Intonada - Apr 19, 2006 1:46 am (#1151 of 2575)
Edited by Apr 19, 2006 1:47 am

*Hides in closet with a box full of Honeyduke's chocolate*

They must not get my prreeccciiioouusss chocolate. Yes, my precious. Must not take my precious. Gollum, gollum.


Emily - Apr 19, 2006 1:52 am (#1152 of 2575)

I agree totally, Viola. Although the Precioussss thing is a bit creepy . . . Nothing some more chocolate won't cure, I'm sure.


azi - Apr 19, 2006 9:00 pm (#1153 of 2575)
Edited by Apr 19, 2006 9:00 pm

Chocolate cures all evils!

**munches much chocolate**


Tazzygirl - Apr 19, 2006 11:11 pm (#1154 of 2575)

**sneaks up behind Finn and takes the giant chocolate egg**

Thank you!

* *Runs off**

You wanna know what's really weird? I have yet to have peeps, chocolate eggs, an easter egg, or any other form of chocolate or candy for Easter. I think I'm going to go to the store and buy whats left of the half price stuff...


Finn BV - Apr 19, 2006 11:35 pm (#1155 of 2575)

Tazzy, you stole the chocolate leg? You amputater, you!


Viola Intonada - Apr 20, 2006 1:15 am (#1156 of 2575)

If chocolate cures all evils, then I must be one of the most angelic people around.


azi - Apr 20, 2006 1:45 pm (#1157 of 2575)
Edited by Apr 20, 2006 1:48 pm

Why not!

**feels sick due to over-consummtion of chocolate eggs in too short a time span**

Ooo, candy, that'll make things better!


Tazzygirl - Apr 20, 2006 10:13 pm (#1158 of 2575)

I find chocolate amputated legs very tasty, thank you very much! I need to find Rinky again. I haven't fed him in a looooooong time.

**Calls out: OHHHHHH RINKY!!!!! Come here!! I got a nice chocolate leg for you!!!**


dizzy lizzy - Apr 21, 2006 12:15 am (#1159 of 2575)
Edited by Apr 21, 2006 12:15 am

**still chasing dog friendly chocolate easter bunny...**


Finn BV - Apr 21, 2006 1:28 am (#1160 of 2575)


Gosh, you pulled his name out of a hat!

Or did you pull him out of a hat? (he's a bunny)

Lame joke, I know…


Tazzygirl - Apr 21, 2006 2:01 am (#1161 of 2575)

**crickets playing loudly in the background after Finn's joke**

There you are, Rinky! Sorry I've been so neglecting lately. Here you go, a nice chunk of leg chocolate!


Emily - Apr 21, 2006 2:02 am (#1162 of 2575)

Rinky, the amputated-chocolate-leg-eating bunny rabbit. Easter shall never be the same.


Tazzygirl - Apr 21, 2006 3:13 am (#1163 of 2575)
Edited by Apr 21, 2006 3:13 am

I've always had this thing with really interesting animals... and I have Finn to thank for such a one-of-a-kind bunny rabbit! hehehehe!


Elfcat - Apr 21, 2006 5:23 pm (#1164 of 2575)
Edited by Apr 21, 2006 5:24 pm

What Psychotic people I know. *eats chocolate* *quickly becomes just as psychotic and starts throwing soggy exploding snap cards at people*

As a matter of fact Liz, I was deadly serious about not knowing what the WOMBATS were. Next question: how do I take the test, or is it too late?


azi - Apr 21, 2006 5:31 pm (#1165 of 2575)
Edited by Apr 21, 2006 5:31 pm

Argh, ambush, ambush!!! I lost my Cadbury's Creme Egg! There it was, happily being eaten, when a soggy exploding snap card came zooming out of nowhere and stole it into the pond! I feel so lost...

**picks up next egg**


Tazzygirl - Apr 21, 2006 6:06 pm (#1166 of 2575)

Elfcat, you are too late to take the WOMBAT. Sorry. But, we are all thinking that WOMBAT level 2 will be given soon, and all are assuming if you got a Troll on the level 1 or missed it all together, you will be able to take the 2 level... So next time!

**Feeds Rinky another piece of chocolate, and taking a bite myself**


dizzy lizzy - Apr 22, 2006 1:03 am (#1167 of 2575)

Well! Now that I've finished eating my dog friendly chocolate bunny I'm ready to party...


Emily - Apr 22, 2006 2:09 am (#1168 of 2575)

Party? Party!!!! More yummy food!


azi - Apr 22, 2006 11:22 am (#1169 of 2575)

Oh, yes it's definitely time to party!


**does the Time Warp** (it's a tacky cheesy music party...apparently)


Phelim Mcintyre - Apr 22, 2006 1:16 pm (#1170 of 2575)

Time Warp - isn't that something to do with a malfunctioning time turner?

Has anyone got a super delux bar of Honeydukes Nut Free Chocolate available. I've just heard the company I work for is going to shut all the bookshops in the next six months, making all staff redundant. (Who needs dementors when you've got accountants!)


azi - Apr 22, 2006 1:20 pm (#1171 of 2575)

Here, Phelim, have mine! **throws chocolate bar** I've probably had enough anyway! If you want *hugs* about the closing bookshops then they are available too!


Finn BV - Apr 22, 2006 3:03 pm (#1172 of 2575)

I think azi thinks it's time to party because she can post on Five Words again!!


Viola Intonada - Apr 22, 2006 5:38 pm (#1173 of 2575)

Here Phelim, I have some extra chocolate for you also. I thought Dementors and Accountants were the same thing.


azi - Apr 22, 2006 5:44 pm (#1174 of 2575)

Well, I have been in withdrawl, Finn...


Phelim Mcintyre - Apr 22, 2006 6:04 pm (#1175 of 2575)

Thanks for the chocolate. Viola - this was an accountant running the bookshops from head office. You wouldn't put a bookseller in charge of accounts would you? So may be the accountants at head office and dementors of Azkaban are the same thing after all.


Gina R Snape - Apr 22, 2006 11:02 pm (#1176 of 2575)

Phelim, I have some extra chocolate if you want it. I bought it at a discount, so the nuts were "free."


Tazzygirl - Apr 23, 2006 2:26 am (#1177 of 2575)

I brought a birthday cake for Azi!! Even though it is a little late... It's chocolate, with chocolate icing and chocolate sprinkles. Don't worry, Lizzy, I brought a special dog friendly chocolate cake for you!

I also brought a couple gallons of milk, because all this chocolate being consumed needs milk...


dizzy lizzy - Apr 23, 2006 2:32 am (#1178 of 2575)

Thanks Tazzy!!!



Good Evans - Apr 23, 2006 2:06 pm (#1179 of 2575)

*blowing up balloons and blowing no popping bubbles over the rest of the ward from the corner and humming peacefully to self.*

Pass the cake please folks - oohh milk! Lovely, can we bathe in the leftovers please Tazzy - milk is so good for the skin!


pyrogrl - Apr 23, 2006 5:39 pm (#1180 of 2575)
Edited by Apr 23, 2006 5:39 pm

Ahh, the Time Warp...

Not just messing with time, but your HEAD. *dundundun*


Finn BV - Apr 23, 2006 6:20 pm (#1181 of 2575)

ROFL Pyro! That was hilarious! I think I belong in a mental institution!


Tazzygirl - Apr 23, 2006 8:05 pm (#1182 of 2575)

Sure, Good Evans! I have a cow stashed behind a tree, just in case we run out of milk.

Love the dance instuctions, Pyro!!


azi - Apr 23, 2006 8:34 pm (#1183 of 2575)

Thanks Tazzy! Mmmm, cake! Mmmm, milk. Hope it's full fat!

Wow, great smiley thing, Pyro! Oooo, I have the song on my computer...**goes to dance to Time Warp*


Liz Mann - Apr 23, 2006 10:44 pm (#1184 of 2575)

Er, Finn... you are in a mental institution.


Finn BV - Apr 24, 2006 1:17 am (#1185 of 2575)



Whoaaaaaa… You'd never think such a thing… I mean, I heard those places serve really bad green jello, but this here stuff looks good……

*snaps back to self*

Ahhhh!!! GREEN JELLO!! Who put it here?? it was one of YOU……


Emily - Apr 24, 2006 2:00 am (#1186 of 2575)

Ooops . . . sorry Finn. A healer tried to give it to me, I just wanted to get rid of it. Must have accidentally put it down near you. You didn't eat any, I hope? If so, I hear the effects can be offset by consuming large quantities of dark chocolate and fresh milk.


Gina R Snape - Apr 24, 2006 3:38 am (#1187 of 2575)

Are they really still trying to serve green jello at St. Mungo's?

Good to know. . .

What about calamari night?


Tazzygirl - Apr 24, 2006 4:54 am (#1188 of 2575)

I'm up for a calamari night!! (Just make sure the squid comes from some place other than Hogwarts!!)


Phelim Mcintyre - Apr 24, 2006 8:28 am (#1189 of 2575)

Yes I think a certain headmaster would have something to say about that!!


Liz Mann - Apr 24, 2006 9:30 pm (#1190 of 2575)

I thought the residents of this hospital were supposed to be strictly against calamari, wherever it came from, out of love for Dumbledore?


Tazzygirl - Apr 24, 2006 10:40 pm (#1191 of 2575)

oops. I forgot... Ok! I'll pass on Calamari night!


Elfcat - Apr 25, 2006 4:19 pm (#1192 of 2575)

GINA!!!!! I haven't seen you forever! Of course, that may have more to do with the number of threads I check than anything you've done...

Blast my luck, trust me to miss something as cool as the WOMBATs. *continues to trow cards for lack of a better idea*


azi - Apr 25, 2006 4:22 pm (#1193 of 2575)
Edited by Apr 25, 2006 4:23 pm

Ouch, a card hit me on the head, after magically expanding to the size and weight of a large frying pan!

**goes back to revision**


Liz Mann - Apr 25, 2006 11:45 pm (#1194 of 2575)
Edited by Apr 25, 2006 11:45 pm

Don't worry, Elfcat, there'll be more WOMBATS.


Gina R Snape - Apr 26, 2006 3:41 pm (#1195 of 2575)

Hey, elfact. I've been around, just not much. Someone left a secret door open behind the statue of St. Hugh Mungo and I escaped here for awhile. It's down a secret passageway, so I may sneak out again if they don't catch me.


Finn BV - Apr 26, 2006 8:27 pm (#1196 of 2575)

**snort** Hugh Mungo…


Phelim Mcintyre - Apr 27, 2006 12:47 pm (#1197 of 2575)

Gina - but you missed the St Mungo Olympics. How could you? Yes we had a few mishaps and Lockhart got out of order but it was great fun. I do hope the avatar isn't a self-portrait. The real thing is much nicer (I have to say that or she'll set Snape on me.)


Gina R Snape - Apr 29, 2006 3:59 am (#1198 of 2575)

I'm not much for sport, Phelim. So I'm not sure "missed" is the right word. Then again, knowing this place I'm certain it was quite entertaining!

And thanks for the compliment. My avatar was drawn for me and I quite like it. She's doing a family portrait of Severus and me next.

btw, have you read Jonathan Strange and Mr. Morrell? I received the book as a gift and heard it was good. But I'm wondering whether to make it a reading priority over some other things I have, or not.


Phelim Mcintyre - Apr 29, 2006 8:19 am (#1199 of 2575)

Gina - read through the previous posts to see how much fun you missed. Ski jumping over (or into) the womping willow. Bedpan luge. Broomstick biathlon. All by the light of the green flamed torch set upon the pillar of storge. Which reminds me did we actually extinguish the St Mungo's Olympic Flame or return to the Pyramid of Fermat? Or is that burning I can smell?

As to Jonathan Strange and Mr Morrell. I tried it but couldn't get into it. But do give it a go.


Viola Intonada - Apr 30, 2006 5:06 pm (#1200 of 2575)
Edited by Apr 30, 2006 5:08 pm

Oops! We never did have our closing ceremonies either, did we?

Quick, everyone! Face the torch and blow really, really hard.

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azi - Apr 30, 2006 5:20 pm (#1201 of 2575)

**Blows until she turns blue...**

I feel dizzy...


Finn BV - Apr 30, 2006 5:24 pm (#1202 of 2575)


erm, someone else will have to blow it out!!


Good Evans - Apr 30, 2006 5:54 pm (#1203 of 2575)

phewooooooooooooooooooooooo * gasp* is it out yet????


azi - Apr 30, 2006 6:05 pm (#1204 of 2575)

**Continues to huff and puff (HUFFLEPUFF hehe...ok I stole that from a cartoon...)**

Not quite, just tiny flicker...


Tazzygirl - Apr 30, 2006 9:51 pm (#1205 of 2575)
Edited by Apr 30, 2006 9:52 pm

**Sucks in a ton of breath** phooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

**gasps for air** Is it out yet?


azi - Apr 30, 2006 10:07 pm (#1206 of 2575)

Ooooo....it's just smoking now! The Olympic flame is out! Well done Tazzy, on your amazing blowing-out-flame abilities!

Shall we have an Olympic-Flame-Blowing-Out celebration party? I provide the snazzy hats! **Sticks hat on head at a cool angle**


Tazzygirl - May 1, 2006 12:21 am (#1207 of 2575)

It's out?! Whooo-hooooo!!! And another party!! Awesome! **Takes a snazzy hat from Azi** Thanks! I have brownies, if anyone wants some!


Viola Intonada - May 1, 2006 1:46 am (#1208 of 2575)

Paaarrrtay! Wahoo! Do you have any Snape Beverages for us Gina? We've been out for quite some time now.


pyrogrl - May 1, 2006 1:54 am (#1209 of 2575)

**torch relights**

Heheheh...I mean, oh dear, it's almost as if someone is controlling the fire!! **hides evil grin**


Good Evans - May 1, 2006 5:09 pm (#1210 of 2575)

*turns gas off the olympic flame* ha ha - that'll teach them!!! *places the flame holder in a bucket of sand just to be on the safe side.*

Paaaarrrtttyyyyyy, - takes hat from Azi and wears at a jaunty angle , spies jelly and does running dive in to it - yum yum!! phtah - whats that, oh I'm eating my hat - ha ha!


azi - May 1, 2006 9:17 pm (#1211 of 2575)

WOOHOO! **Eats jelly and brownies!** YUMMY!

Hehe, eating hat! By the way...they're made of paper rice!


Liz Mann - May 1, 2006 11:06 pm (#1212 of 2575)

I love parties! Especially St Mungo's parties! Break out the Bertie Botts Beans and Butterbeer! And I found this Piñata. I think Fred and George made it which makes it all the more exciting because we never know what may happen when it explodes! Wicked!


dizzy lizzy - May 2, 2006 1:07 am (#1213 of 2575)

Ooh partyyyyy!!!!!


Finn BV - May 2, 2006 1:43 am (#1214 of 2575)

yay, somebody finally blew out the torch!!

Definitely a reason to party!!


Viola Intonada - May 2, 2006 2:08 am (#1215 of 2575)

Uh, Liz, are you sure that is a pinata? I think it's moving and making noise.....


Tazzygirl - May 2, 2006 6:25 am (#1216 of 2575)

**Thinks to self** hmmmm... That pinata looks like Rinky... It's Rinky!! **Runs over, scoops Rinky up and puts him in a safe spot** Phew! That was close!

I think the Pinata is over there, by that tree...


azi - May 2, 2006 3:33 pm (#1217 of 2575)

Pinata, Pinata!

I spent all day measuring trees. Over 100 trees to be precise. Would have been more, if I hadn't been trying to control the immature males that felt a need to use the clinometer as a gun to shoot each other with.

**goes to measure tree next to pinata**


Viola Intonada - May 2, 2006 5:40 pm (#1218 of 2575)

Whew! That was a close call for Rinky. I want a turn at the pinata, but I don't want to be first.


Emily - May 2, 2006 7:50 pm (#1219 of 2575)

I'll go first! Yay pinata!

*swings hard and falls hard, of course*


Liz Mann - May 2, 2006 8:32 pm (#1220 of 2575)
Edited by May 2, 2006 8:33 pm

Oops! Sorry Tazzy, I didn't realise it was Rinky.

Viola - there's a message for you on the Quidditch thread (post 635).


Tazzygirl - May 3, 2006 1:19 am (#1221 of 2575)

That's quite all right, Liz. My pet turtle, Killer, was eaten by Finn , so beating up Rinky is somewhat better- I was able to save him this time...I seem to have bad luck with animals at St. Mungo's...


Viola Intonada - May 3, 2006 2:42 am (#1222 of 2575)

Thanks, Liz, I'll check it out.


Phelim Mcintyre - Mar 30, 2006 5:02 pm (#1223 of 2575)

*speaking with motuh ful of crisps* What's that crackling noise from the sand bucket? Why has the torch flame started and gone from green to blue? Ohhhhh yes. Quick everyone, put your name in and we'll have a St Mungo's Tri-Wizard Tornament, but with more than three players. Minimum age and maximum age related to ability with the internet.

*Steps over age line and .... BANG* hey my spelling isn't that bad.


Elfcat - May 3, 2006 4:49 pm (#1224 of 2575)

* toasts marshmallows over the torch*


azi - May 3, 2006 6:51 pm (#1225 of 2575)

Sucessfully skips over the age line and drops paper into...ARGH, it's blown away! **Runs after paper**


Tazzygirl - May 3, 2006 7:58 pm (#1226 of 2575)

**Quickly writes name on piece of paper, Jumps over age line, and successfully drops the paper in only...** I now have a very sticky arm of marshmallows. Thanks Elfcat! **Walks off having a snack of toasted marshmallows**


Finn BV - May 3, 2006 8:27 pm (#1227 of 2575)
Edited by May 3, 2006 8:28 pm

* **puts name in torch but stops because hand is aflame***

**shows his internet abilities, which decide your age, by not having his second asterisk saying turned into a bullet point**

**tries to put name in again and SUCCEEEEEEEDS**


Viola Intonada - May 3, 2006 8:30 pm (#1228 of 2575)

Oooo, toasted marshmallows. I just happen to have some graham crackers and chocolate bars right here. But I don't have any paper to write my name on. I'll try writing it on a marshmallow and throw that in instead.

*Writes name, very sloppily, on marshmallow and throws it into the flame*


azi - May 3, 2006 8:30 pm (#1229 of 2575)

**Runs back with ragged piece of paper that has been savaged by the Whomping Willow**

**Tries to put paper in torch, but falls over age line**

**screws the paper up and throws it in, in disgust**


Emily - May 3, 2006 8:51 pm (#1230 of 2575)

Internet abilities? I do some write html. . .

**Crosses fingers and steps over Age Line successfully**

Yay! But wait . . . I don't have any paper . . . how about this (unused ) tissue? **Writes name on tissue with a high-lighter**

Hey, it works. Say, just how dangerous will this be?


Liz Mann - May 4, 2006 12:23 am (#1231 of 2575)

Who cares? We're insane and we're living in a hospital anyway.

*drops paper into the torch*


Viola Intonada - May 4, 2006 1:42 am (#1232 of 2575)
Edited by May 4, 2006 1:42 am

S'more, anyone?

*continues to toast marshmallows*


Phelim Mcintyre - May 4, 2006 8:01 am (#1233 of 2575)
Edited by May 4, 2006 8:03 am

**Pulls of beard and picks up paper** Now lets try again.

**Steps over line, puts paper into fire. Waits for something nasty to happen.**

**Nothing** I did it **BANG**

*Whimper* Ouch that hurt. And shouldn't we make sure Lockhart isn't around. We may be insane but we're not stupid.


Liz Mann - May 4, 2006 10:27 am (#1234 of 2575)

Maybe the torch rejected you because this is a Harry Potter hospital and you can't spell Lockhart.


Phelim Mcintyre - May 4, 2006 12:36 pm (#1235 of 2575)

No - what ever hit me came after the torch accepted my paper, I think. Anyway I haven't come out in slug like tentacles or grown a beard so it must be okay. But seriously what do we do to prevent Lockhart getting at us?


dizzy lizzy - May 5, 2006 11:37 am (#1236 of 2575)

**Scratches name on smelly old bone and trots up to torch and drops bone in***


Elfcat - May 5, 2006 4:15 pm (#1237 of 2575)

**Carves name on toasting stick and rams it into the torch**

Paper, shmaper.


Gina R Snape - May 5, 2006 7:12 pm (#1238 of 2575)

Viola, for you I have a whole case of Snape drink.

Uh, guys. Why is there a giant marshmallow with arms and legs running around aflame and pointing at pinatas?


Emily - May 5, 2006 9:30 pm (#1239 of 2575)

A giant marshmallow with arms and legs? Uh oh. Who wants to call Fred and George. I mean, canary creams, ok. But marshmallow puffs? Way too dangerous around a goblet full of fire.


Liz Mann - May 6, 2006 12:37 pm (#1240 of 2575)

Oh, I don't know. If we roasted it over the torch of fire it would feed us for a long time.


Viola Intonada - May 7, 2006 2:51 am (#1241 of 2575)

Uh, has anyone seen Phelim? Or is Phelim the giant marshmallow running around waving its arms on fire?


Emily - May 7, 2006 2:07 pm (#1242 of 2575)

Umm . . . not recently. Uh oh.


Tazzygirl - May 8, 2006 12:33 am (#1243 of 2575)

**hastily wipes mouth off of toasted marshmallow**

Uh-Oh indeed. Oh wait. I got my marshmallow before Phelim disappeared. Phew. **continues to eat marshmallow**


Phelim Mcintyre - May 8, 2006 8:12 am (#1244 of 2575)

Don't worry I've been away raiding the Honeydukes factory for prizes. The winner of the tornament wins a billion gold galleons.

(Acually I've been away camping. Scout leader training. And no we didn't have roasted marshmallows. I left my pack here. But we did have chicken cooked in a dustbin. Not as bad as it sounds.)

So who is the marshmallow? Who else was missing? And Gina, can we be sure you only brought nettle wine?


Phelim Mcintyre - May 11, 2006 11:54 am (#1245 of 2575)

Okay where is everyone? I've just aparated back from the Quidditch Pitch as no one is there and silence. Let me guess you are all snoozing after partying too much. WAKE UP, the multi(tri)wizard tournament is about to start.


azi - May 11, 2006 12:44 pm (#1246 of 2575)

**wakes from snooze** Eh, what, where am I? Ouch I ate too much sugar...my head hurts...

*Dizzily gets to feet ready for first task**


Phelim Mcintyre - May 11, 2006 1:41 pm (#1247 of 2575)

Ummm, what is the first task?


azi - May 11, 2006 2:26 pm (#1248 of 2575)
Edited by May 11, 2006 2:26 pm

Hmmm, I have no idea...lets make something!

**quickly makes an assault course which includes fire hoops, nets, slides, swings and also turns pond into gloopy mud thing**

Well, I made something. Now the question is what to do with it...


Finn BV - May 11, 2006 4:45 pm (#1249 of 2575)

Aha! I see I have been selected to represent the ward that is my bed. Wow, I'm surprised nobody else won from my ward…

Probably because I'm the only one who lives in my bed…

welllll, I'm ready to begin. anyone else?


Emily - May 11, 2006 8:30 pm (#1250 of 2575)

Haha, I'll be representing the I Really Should Be Studying But Would Rather Be Online, and Specifically Doing Something HP-Related Ward. (IRSBSBWRBOSDSHPR Ward) Then again, I'm the only one here, probably because the name is so hard . . . Everybody else, come on!

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Gina R Snape - May 11, 2006 8:30 pm (#1251 of 2575)

Phelim, I brought plenty of Snape fruit punch.

Don't look now. I think that marshmallow guy just jumped into a giant bowl of jello to douse the flames. Now the jello is starting to, um, move out of the bowl.


azi - May 12, 2006 9:44 am (#1252 of 2575)

Moving jello? ARGH! **runs away**


Liz Mann - May 12, 2006 7:43 pm (#1253 of 2575)

Emily, I'll totally join you in that ward! I'm meant to be doing work for University right now.


Emily - May 12, 2006 8:52 pm (#1254 of 2575)

Welcome, Liz, company is always appreciated. However, I must forbid you to try to work for the sake of my insanity, just a warning.

Where is there moving jello? How fortunate that I recently purchased moving-jello-nets! It's like Gred and Forge knew I would need them . . . wait. . .


Finn BV - May 12, 2006 10:14 pm (#1255 of 2575)

Moving… green… jello??? Goodness gracious, get thee out of the building!


Tazzygirl - May 12, 2006 11:19 pm (#1256 of 2575)

Quick! Call Gred and Forge!!

**Grabs Rinky and heads up to ward** I would have joined Emily and Liz in the IRSBSBWRBOSDSHPR Ward, but I am on my second day of summer. Whoo-hoo!


Viola Intonada - May 13, 2006 2:43 am (#1257 of 2575)



Liz Mann - May 13, 2006 12:19 pm (#1258 of 2575)

Lucky you, Tazzy.

Get me away from that jello! *screams and runs*


Phelim Mcintyre - May 13, 2006 1:06 pm (#1259 of 2575)

Could this be the first task? Wands at the ready everyone. "Solidify!".

Um, help. It didn't work. Ah, *frantically looking round for suck . . . I mean. . . volunteers* Just clear this up will you. *runs off - screaming*


Finn BV - May 13, 2006 4:33 pm (#1260 of 2575)

Ummmm… Alohomora!! That should do it! Wait, no, that's for locks…

Stupefy!! Sonorous! Wingardium Leviosa! Tarantellegra! Waddiwasi!!! Um…… where are the other competitors when you need them?


Emily - May 13, 2006 5:17 pm (#1261 of 2575)

Ooh! A task! Umm... How about... Comedo! Hmm, so it's not real. Absumo! Ok, I'm having fun with Latin instead of magic. So what? Accio spoons! Who else wants to risk it?


azi - May 13, 2006 5:35 pm (#1262 of 2575)

**gets vaccum cleaner** This should work! Oooo, some of the jelly's getting sucked up...eeek my hand!



Tazzygirl - May 13, 2006 9:26 pm (#1263 of 2575)
Edited by May 13, 2006 10:44 pm

Are you sure you want to do Tarantellegra, Finn?

AGUAMENTI!!! (Maybe if we try to dilute it...)

EDIT: It just hit me that it is Aguamenti and not Accio Water...(shame on me for not saying it in the first place!) Thanks Azi! I was washing the dishes just now and thought of it, came back to change my post, and wala!! you had said it!!


azi - May 13, 2006 9:32 pm (#1264 of 2575)

**Extracts hand from vacuum**

How about Aguamenti? Is that the right spell?


Viola Intonada - May 15, 2006 2:35 pm (#1265 of 2575)

*Hides in a closet with her butterflies*


Phelim Mcintyre - May 15, 2006 2:47 pm (#1266 of 2575)

Could Scorgify work?

Viola - about the Prophet article, it has a quote inside from a certain D Umbridge and is written by a Ms R Skeeter. I think that says it all. Don't hide. We still need you as referee/seeker. Viola, Viola. Oh no, it was the vanishing cabinet not a closet. *shouts* VIOLA!!!!!!


Viola Intonada - May 15, 2006 2:54 pm (#1267 of 2575)

Help! Where am I? I opened the door and I wasn't at St. Mungo's anymore! Help! Help! HELP!!!!!


Elfcat - May 15, 2006 5:18 pm (#1268 of 2575)
Edited by May 15, 2006 5:19 pm

*Flings alum powder at the Jell-o to dry it out.*

Okay, this is WAY out of context but back in the day, following a discussion with A-is-for-Amy, I started a poem that's more of less about St. M's and some of the inmates. Some of these people don't hang out here anymore, and some of those who are here now didn't get in. I apologize to anyone who feels left out and I'll write you your own poem if you want one. So without further ado:

The New And Improved Alphabet

A is for Amy, who inspired this poem, B is for azi, who calls Yorkshire home.

C is for Carina, who brought KBR, D is for Dobbyiscool, who can hit bludgers far.

E is for Elfcat, who writes poetry (ish), F is for Finn, named for snack-food fish.

G is for Great Abby, playing bagpipes ‘till she’s hoarse, H is for Harry potter, spelled backward, of course.

I is for Istari, now too seldom seen, J is for Jell-O, far too often green.

K is for Kip Carter, the second in command, L is for Liz Mann, who comes from En-ga-land.

M is for Madam Poppy, the odd one out for rhymes.

N is for Newt, now known as Blast. O is for zero, least but not last.

P is for Pinky, our fav. Moderator, Q is for Quirrel, the dirty rotten traitor.

R is for Gina R. Snape, the refreshment donor, S is for Steve, our fab forum’s owner.

T is for Ticker, whose baby is sweet, U is for Urg, who likes to eat meat.

V is for Viola, who on music mused, W is for Pigwidgeon, because P is used.

X is for Dizzy Lizzie, for no special reason, Y is for Pyro, our seeker through the seasons.

Z is for Tazzy, who got here after I started.


pyrogrl - May 15, 2006 5:28 pm (#1269 of 2575)

YAY!! I'm up there!!!


Gina R Snape - May 15, 2006 5:57 pm (#1270 of 2575)

*squeals with delight at being included*

Say, did you guys throw that alum powder on the jello and the marshmallow man?


Viola Intonada - May 15, 2006 6:28 pm (#1271 of 2575)

Elfcat, I'm applauding your poem, but I still don't know where I am. Maybe if I step back into the closet and close the door, I will end up back at St. Mungo's.

*Walks into closet and closes the door, accompanied by butterflies, of course*


Finn BV - May 15, 2006 6:58 pm (#1272 of 2575)

What do they do at St. Mungo's if you die? Because I just died. With laughter.

Elfcat, an upgrade of your bed for you!


azi - May 15, 2006 10:44 pm (#1273 of 2575)
Edited by May 15, 2006 10:45 pm

Wow, that poem was amazing!

**joins in applause and charms flowers to fall from the sky**


Kip Carter - May 15, 2006 11:22 pm (#1274 of 2575)

Elfcat, both Steve and I are honored that you included us. Thanks!

P.S.: Remember both of us are permanent members of St. Mungo's under house arrest. There's some trumped-up charge of misusing funds. It seems that Lucius Malfoy thinks his credit card and bank accounts were used for unsavory events and personal benefits. That charge is close, but does not receive the gold ring.


Tazzygirl - May 16, 2006 8:11 am (#1275 of 2575)

**gives a standing ovation** Wow, Elfcat!! That was great!!! Bravo! Bravo!!


Viola Intonada - May 16, 2006 4:33 pm (#1276 of 2575)
Edited by May 16, 2006 4:35 pm

So what would be the definition of an "unsavory event" to Lucius Malfoy? I would come forward and help you clear your good name, Kip, but unfortunately my butterflies and I are on the run. The Daily Prophet has accused my butterflies of vampirish characteristics and the Department for the Control of Magical Creatures is looking for us.

*Still has no clue where she is, but is able to hear conversations at St. Mungo's*


Liz Mann - May 16, 2006 7:25 pm (#1277 of 2575)

I'll send a portkey into the vanishing cabinet and see if it reaches you, Viola.

Bravo, Elfcat!! Bravo

That poem's made me start wondering what everyone on here actually looks like. Some of the Lex members have met but I've never seen anyone. But then again, it might spoil it mightn't it?


Emily - May 16, 2006 9:03 pm (#1278 of 2575)

Yeah, I wonder what people look like too. As a result, I picture Viola as a viola, Liz, you're usually a dog, other people might be whatever there avatars are, or if I know someone by you're name you'll look like them. It can be confusing . . . yet another reason I'm here.

Very nice, Elfcat! The next Lockhart, with those writing abilities. Great, now I'm gonna picture you like Lockhart . . . oh, never mind.


Gina R Snape - May 17, 2006 2:15 am (#1279 of 2575)
Edited by May 17, 2006 2:16 am

Yeah, it was such a shame Lucius was imprisoned and his credit card accounts closed. They got Kip all mixed up in that conspiracy.


Tazzygirl - May 17, 2006 8:32 am (#1280 of 2575)
Edited by May 17, 2006 8:33 am

I seem to remember that... Didn't we get the swimming pool with the help of Lucius's card?


Phelim Mcintyre - May 17, 2006 12:00 pm (#1281 of 2575)

Come back Viola, we'll protect you. We'll just set the jello on the Ministry Officials.

If the portkey doesn't work just click your heals together three times and think of home. Ok, click your heals together three times and think of St Mungo's.


azi - May 17, 2006 12:39 pm (#1282 of 2575)

Oooo, can we make jello cannons? I think jello will make great ammunition!

**theres no place like St Mungo's, There's no place like St Mungo's...wait, why am I doing this???**

That'd be cool on a t-shirt!


Phelim Mcintyre - May 17, 2006 12:57 pm (#1283 of 2575)

Jello cannons? What a cooool idea. And bombs, and other weapons of mass distraction.

I thought we we're having a wizard tornament? Oh well, Viola and her butterflies need defending. Now where is the protective gear for handling the jello?


Liz Mann - May 17, 2006 3:52 pm (#1284 of 2575)
Edited by May 17, 2006 3:53 pm

If the portkey doesn't work just click your heels together three times and think of home. Ok, click your heels together three times and think of St Mungo's.

Same thing.

That'd be cool on a t-shirt!

I could make that if anyone was interested in buying it.


Elfcat - May 17, 2006 4:02 pm (#1285 of 2575)

*takes a bow* I reiterate, If anybody who wasn't in there wants a poem of their own, I'd be happy to write one.

I think a weapon that works like a flame thrower but with Jello would be quite effective. Or even flaming jello. (Ministry Officials, run for your lives)


Emily - May 17, 2006 11:08 pm (#1286 of 2575)

LOL, Elfcat, if you're making another poem, I'd like to be in it, if it's not too much trouble. Although for someone of your genius, it should be no trouble.

Jello Cannons! I wanna help with that project. Finally something useful to do with the stuff.


azi - May 18, 2006 10:58 am (#1287 of 2575)
Edited by May 18, 2006 10:59 am

Flaming jello! Wow!

So, anyone got anything to make cannons/jello throwers with? How do you think water pistols would work?


Phelim Mcintyre - May 19, 2006 8:51 am (#1288 of 2575)

Probably get gunked up.


azi - May 19, 2006 9:25 am (#1289 of 2575)

Ahh, shame! How about we make them bigger with an engorgement (?) charm, then they will fit jello?

Ooo, if we made a wall of jello, would the Ministry just bounce off it when they invade?

**goes to start wheelbarrowing jello**


Phelim Mcintyre - May 19, 2006 1:04 pm (#1290 of 2575)

Hey look, jello makes great cannon balls. All we need now is a cannon.

Something I've just noticed though. We used to have Draco as a captive, has he escaped? If not we know who to test the jello weapons on....... he he he!


Elfcat - May 19, 2006 3:19 pm (#1291 of 2575)

I think Pyro would shoot you for that one, Phelim.


Liz Mann - May 19, 2006 5:59 pm (#1292 of 2575)

With the jello cannon.


pyrogrl - May 19, 2006 7:12 pm (#1293 of 2575)

Did I hear someone threatening to hurt my little Death Eater? Well, I sure hope not. *evil maniacal grin*

What's this? He's managed to call for help!! And...oh my, it's Crabbe and Goyle!! Alright, these two are your testers. Draco, you and I must spend an entire day SHOPPING as your punishment. And you're buying.


azi - May 19, 2006 7:36 pm (#1294 of 2575)

**Starts to set Crabbe and Goyle up as targets**

Wait, we need a cannon! Anyone own one? Must be someone... **looks around**


Finn BV - May 19, 2006 9:04 pm (#1295 of 2575)

As a matter of fact, I just happen to have a canon here in my back pocket. Here you go.


azi - May 19, 2006 9:11 pm (#1296 of 2575)

Yey! Must be a big pocket, Finn! Part C - St. Mungo's Lexicon Hospital for the Incurably Insane (May, 2005 to March, 2011) - Page 2 1003735042:

**sets cannon up in direction of Goyle**

Right, who wants to try this first?


Tazzygirl - May 20, 2006 1:21 am (#1297 of 2575)

Me!! **jumps up and down, hand high in the air**

Ok everyone! Here we go! **pulls the rope thingy that makes the canon fire** Darn! I missed! Who's next?


Viola Intonada - May 20, 2006 2:23 am (#1298 of 2575)

*Puts portkey lime green slippers on feet* There's no place like St. Mungo's. There's no place like St. Mungo's. There's no place like St. Mungo's. *Clicks heels together three times*

Hey, it worked I'm back! Yay, I know where I am!!! *Wipes a tear from her eye* I'm so touched by the out pouring of help from you guys. You're the best. *sniffle, sniffle*

How about if we empty the fire extinguishers and refill them with lime jello? Or maybe just add some powdered green jello to the contents of a fire extinguisher.

Oh, oh oh oh! I got it!

We can fill one of those "Miracle Grow" containers that you screw into your lawn hose with lime jello and connect it to the fire hose! We could make a catapult. Or instead of pouring burning oil on our enemies, we could pour jello. This is too exciting!

*runs to room to start drawing up plans*

We could make this into part of our tournament.


Finn BV - May 20, 2006 3:44 am (#1299 of 2575)

Viola! You're back! Three cheers!

My mom's an architect so of courrrrrrrrse I'm going to win. Pfft. **draws up his own plans**


Phelim Mcintyre - May 20, 2006 8:49 am (#1300 of 2575)

Wow! My advice to Viola worked. Welcome back!!!!!!

But why not practice on Draco? Though I must admit that with Crabbe and Goyle they will always eat their way out of any attack - but knowing what he jello does (he he he!).

*loads catapult* Hey Goyle *fires catapult* Hey he swallowed it in one go. I'm not sure that a good idea.

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Viola Intonada - May 21, 2006 2:42 am (#1301 of 2575)

*Comes frantically running into the room* Hey, Everyone, I just had a horrible thought. What if the healers copy some of our ideas for using the lime jello as weapons and they use it against us?

I'm going back to my room and start working on some defenses for ourselves against our own weapons.


Finn BV - May 21, 2006 3:42 am (#1302 of 2575)

No! Let's kidnap the Healers!


pyrogrl - May 21, 2006 4:44 am (#1303 of 2575)

Why not practice on Draco?

Because that would make pyro veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery angry.


Liz Mann - May 21, 2006 12:36 pm (#1304 of 2575)
Edited by May 21, 2006 12:37 pm

Kidnap the Healers, Finn? We're insane, yes, but we're not evil. Besides, if the Ministry hears we've done that they'll think we're out of control and raid the hospital. From what the Daily Prophet says we've already been investigated under suspicions of creating weapons of mass destruction (luckily they only saw us playing with jello). We're just going to have to be very sneaky and not let them see the canon. We can do what the Hogwarts students did to hide their copies of The Quibbler from Umbridge - put spells on it so that it resembles something else when anyone but us looks at it.


azi - May 21, 2006 12:56 pm (#1305 of 2575)

**Goes round putting spells on everything suspicious**

My turn on the cannon, (which, of course, is no longer a cannon but a rather large Honking Daffodil)!

**Aims....FIRES...** Yey I hit Goyle! I loaded it with double quantity jello so he couldn't swallow it all.


Finn BV - May 21, 2006 3:19 pm (#1306 of 2575)

Very well Liz. I think somebody had hexed me to say something evil. What a lovely honkin daffodil there azi!


azi - May 21, 2006 3:37 pm (#1307 of 2575)

Thanks Finn! McGonagall taught me well...


Viola Intonada - May 22, 2006 1:30 am (#1308 of 2575)

Well, I finally finished it! It is a giant vat mounted on the roof just above the entrance. It holds about 400 gallons of jello. I've put a spell on it so that it looks like a really big planter with flowers. All you have to do is pull this lever right here. *Demonstrates by pulling the lever, therefore tipping over the vat and dumping its contents down on the entrance below*

Oops, I shouldn't have done that! *Resets vat, walks away whistling, trying to act innocent*


Phelim Mcintyre - May 22, 2006 12:09 pm (#1309 of 2575)

Crabbe, Goyle just clear this mess up. Or I will transfigure Draco into a ferret, and blame it on you. What, you want some equipment, here take these spoons.


Elfcat - May 22, 2006 9:08 pm (#1310 of 2575)

No, leave it there! That'll keep the reporters out for a while.


pyrogrl - May 23, 2006 2:47 am (#1311 of 2575)

Eep!! Ferret!Draco...oh wait, hah, nevermind *thinks randomly about a Ferret!Draco picture I saw one time...haha*


Phelim Mcintyre - May 23, 2006 11:25 am (#1312 of 2575)

Great idea Elfcat.


Viola Intonada - May 24, 2006 1:33 am (#1313 of 2575)

I hope no one was entering St. Mungo's when I tipped over the vat. But that would create a nice barrier for awhile, until they realize that they can apparate around it. Hmm....


Elfcat - May 25, 2006 4:28 pm (#1314 of 2575)

They Can?!?!?! Who's idea was that? Does anybody know how to set up an anti-apparation spell?


azi - May 25, 2006 4:49 pm (#1315 of 2575)

I don't know one...

**starts to load cannon for aiming at Ministry...should they arrive...looks around suspiciously**


Emily - May 25, 2006 8:10 pm (#1316 of 2575)

Well, not sure about the ward, but we could always sneak out the back and flood the whole place with jello . . . then they'd have to apparate right back out.


Finn BV - May 26, 2006 2:50 am (#1317 of 2575)

**is really lost**

So um, I think I fell into a closet or something, because I have no clue what's going on here. I think I'll go sit in my bed and gaze at the dustballs or something.


Tazzygirl - May 26, 2006 6:07 am (#1318 of 2575)

**Finds a clear spot on the battlements of St. Mungo's and proceeds to throw jello-filled balloons down on unsuspecting people (hoping that they are journalists from the Daily Prophet)**

What can I say? I'm boooooooooored.


Viola Intonada - May 26, 2006 4:32 pm (#1319 of 2575)

Ooo, that sounds like fun, Tazzy. *joins in throwing jello filled balloons down on people*

Score!!! I think I just nailed Umbridge. hehehe


azi - May 26, 2006 4:33 pm (#1320 of 2575)

Count me in! **hits someone in a green bowler hat** No idea who that was...


Tazzygirl - May 27, 2006 1:31 am (#1321 of 2575)
Edited by May 27, 2006 2:48 am

Wow! Nice shot, Viola and Azi! Look, I think I'll hit that man with blonde hair... Is that Lockhart or Scrimgeour?


Liz Mann - May 27, 2006 10:55 am (#1322 of 2575)

Aieeeee! You just hit me! I've just got back from Derbyshire and was completely unsuspecting.


Tazzygirl - May 27, 2006 10:40 pm (#1323 of 2575)

Ooooh. Sorry, Liz! My aim was a little off, I wanted the guy next to you. Tell me, is it Lockhart or Scrimgeour? I'm hoping it's Scrimgeour! I have a huge jello filled balloon here, and I really want to hit the correct person!


Viola Intonada - May 28, 2006 12:53 am (#1324 of 2575)

Derbyshire, isn't that where Mr. Darcy has an estate in "Pride and Prejudice"? I just finished reading it for the first time last week. Hope you had a great time!

*Lobs another balloon*


Tazzygirl - May 28, 2006 2:41 am (#1325 of 2575)
Edited by May 28, 2006 2:41 am

I loved the estate Mr. Darcy had in Derbyshire!!!

**throws another balloon down**

What would happen if we used one of the jello cannons?


Finn BV - May 28, 2006 2:42 am (#1326 of 2575)
Edited by May 28, 2006 2:43 am

Okay, I'm up for throwing balloons! Oh wait, that's not a balloon it's……… RINKY!!!!! HELP!!!!


Tazzygirl - May 28, 2006 5:08 am (#1327 of 2575)

RINKY!?!?! Anyone on the ground, please catch my bunny! Maybe Rinky has magical powers that I didn't know about? **crossing fingers**

First you eat Killer, my turtle- now you throw Rinky over the battlements. What am I gonna do with you, Finn?


Liz Mann - May 28, 2006 5:26 pm (#1328 of 2575)

Yes, it's Scrimgeour. Fire away Tazzy! *evil grin*

Viola - it is indeed where Mr Darcy lived! And I did have a great time.


Tazzygirl - May 28, 2006 8:52 pm (#1329 of 2575)

w00t!! **aims perfectly and catapults the balloon**

**hits Scrimgeour with a satisfying splat** :evil grin: Thanks, Liz!

Rinky is still falling, hmmmmm... Accio bedpan!!!

**jumps onto bedpan and plummets to the ground, catching Rinky two seconds before he lands on the ground.** You OK, Rinky? **proceeds to put him back in my ward, and locking the door so he can't get out again.** Back to lobbing balloons!


Finn BV - May 29, 2006 3:27 am (#1330 of 2575)

Tazzy, I recommend you (hint hint) buy me a pet to get even.

**throw balloons at no one in particular, but they say Ow and it feels good**


geauxtigers - May 29, 2006 4:03 am (#1331 of 2575)

Tazzy told about this so I'm committing myself to St. Mungos. I hear we are having a jello fight? Thats what it sounds like

** lobs one at random passerby and misses**


virginiaelizabeth - May 29, 2006 4:50 am (#1332 of 2575)

I think I need to be committed as well.

Doesn't sound much like a jello fight to me but what the heck!

*throws towards geauxtigers*

ooohhh SPLAT!! how does it feel?::


Tazzygirl - May 29, 2006 6:04 am (#1333 of 2575)
Edited by May 29, 2006 6:07 am

Hint taken, Finn. You have a choice between an orange pygmy puff named Arnie or a blue rabbit named Dinky (Rinky's brother). **starts thinking of stuff to do with Finn's new pet**

Welcome, geauxtigers and virginiaelizabeth! Glad you could make it. We are currently waging a war against the ministry, who seem to think we were fortifying the hospital (please see the Daily Prophet thread). Originally we were having our own Triwizard tournament, but things got a little out of hand with the marshmallows.

Oh! And please don't eat the jello. It's green, and full of stuff that will make you sane. We don't want that now, do we?


azi - May 29, 2006 9:31 am (#1334 of 2575)

Sane ain't good, Tazzy!

I want the pygmy puff! Arnie is such a cool name! I'd dye him green though...maybe the jello will work?

**throws jello at lime green hat guy once more** Ooooooo the fun!


Tazzygirl - May 29, 2006 9:40 am (#1335 of 2575)

You can have Arnie the pygmy puff if you want, Azi! I guess it would only be fair to give Dinky to Finn.

So Finn- I am giving you a blue bunny. Take good care of him...


azi - May 29, 2006 9:58 am (#1336 of 2575)

Thank you Tazzy! **hugs Pygmy Puff** He's such a cutie!

**stoppings petting to throw more Jello at a guy in maroon robes**


Finn BV - May 29, 2006 1:28 pm (#1337 of 2575)

Welcome Victoria and Ginny! Also, make sure you watch out for any closets that take you somewhere else. And don't touch Viola's butterflies.

Dinky!! How cool! Here, Dinky, Dinky, Dinky!


Liz Mann - May 29, 2006 2:01 pm (#1338 of 2575)

Azi, that guy you just hit in maroon robes is actually Ron! *gets protective of Ron*


azi - May 29, 2006 2:30 pm (#1339 of 2575)

Eeek, I didn't mean to hit him! I thought it was an eeevil auror!

**runs to rectify the problem by actually hitting an auror**

Woohoo, I hit that person with light blonde hair!


Finn BV - May 29, 2006 2:36 pm (#1340 of 2575)

Light blond hair… that sounds like Lucius Malfoy!!! Well, what's he doing here? Somebody do something!!

Dinky, you do something! No, Dinky's eating and can't be disturbed. Hmm…


geauxtigers - May 29, 2006 5:04 pm (#1341 of 2575)
Edited by May 29, 2006 7:45 pm

**avoids running into Dinky and lobs one at Finn instead**

EDIT: I somehow am out of my 10 posts for the day but 4 hours later I can edit this?!

**Scoops up Dinky and tells him its okay** **Lobs one and misses hitting the window...**


Finn BV - May 29, 2006 5:21 pm (#1342 of 2575)

Victoria, how could you??! Eek! **throws Dinky at victoria*


Tazzygirl - May 29, 2006 9:40 pm (#1343 of 2575)

Finn! You aren't supposed to miss-treat Dinky!! I'm supposed to be the one to do that! Poor Dinky!

**catches Dinky midair and puts him safely in the ward with Rinky** Honestly!

* *catapults a balloon at Lucius, who by now is drenched in green jello, and for good measures- throws another balloon at Finn**


azi - May 29, 2006 9:44 pm (#1344 of 2575)

JELLO FIGHT!!!! **Begins throwing jello balloons at everyone but her precious Archie**


Tazzygirl - May 29, 2006 10:08 pm (#1345 of 2575)

Whoo-hooo!!! **starts throwing jello in every direction**


Liz Mann - May 29, 2006 10:24 pm (#1346 of 2575)

Guys, don't take your attention from the Ministry people to throw the balloons at each other, they'll get in!

*throws another balloon at Lucius* Take that Death Eater scum! *war cry*


Tazzygirl - May 29, 2006 11:07 pm (#1347 of 2575)

Liz- I fixed the front door so that if anyone who is not a patient here at St. Mungo's will be hit with lots and lots of balloons.

**chucks another balloon at Scrimgeour**


geauxtigers - May 30, 2006 12:08 am (#1348 of 2575)

Wow I'm so confused! The time is all messed up and I can post here on this thread even though everywhere else it says I used all 10 posts... I really am going insane! Or maybe its WX hmmmm.....

**Chucks one at computer**


Tazzygirl - May 30, 2006 12:26 am (#1349 of 2575)

WX is a little messed up on the FFF... You can edit all of your posts on this forum for a very long time too. Which comes in handy, don'tcha know?


Finn BV - May 30, 2006 12:47 am (#1350 of 2575)

Victoria, it's because forum time on WX1 (world crossing server 1) is 7 hours ahead of the forum time on the main forum. So it thinks it's 12:08 am right now, which means it's the next day so you get your posts back!

Hey! Stop hitting me guys!! Lizten to Lis! I mean, Listen to Liz!

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pyrogrl - May 30, 2006 4:01 am (#1351 of 2575)

Sane-land has me trapped until the weekend!! Aiee!! ZOMG (Yes, ZED-OMG) our play goes up tomorrow afternoon for the first show!! FRIGHTENED!!!


Finn BV - May 30, 2006 11:48 am (#1352 of 2575)

Pyro, we promise to throw water balloons and Dinky at the audience if they say anything bad about your performance……

Just kidding, you'll be amazing!! Woohooo!


dizzy lizzy - May 30, 2006 12:09 pm (#1353 of 2575)

Am I back?


azi - May 30, 2006 12:12 pm (#1354 of 2575)
Edited by May 30, 2006 12:24 pm

Yey! Lizzy is back!

**throws double-size balloons at the ministry in celebration**


virginiaelizabeth - May 31, 2006 2:09 am (#1355 of 2575)
Edited by May 31, 2006 2:09 am

Wow this is soo much fun!! who knew??

*throws some jello at Scrimegeour and a balloon filled with jello at random person with silvery blond hair and an odd phlemy look to her* hmmmm:.


Viola Intonada - May 31, 2006 2:11 am (#1356 of 2575)

Lizzy's back!!!!

Wecome V.E. and G.T.!!!

hehehe I just hit Umbridge 30 times with jello balloons. She thought she was getting smart by putting up an umbrella. HA! I'm now bewitching my balloons so that they bounce off the ground then burst upon the second thing they hit. hehehe


geauxtigers - May 31, 2006 4:14 am (#1357 of 2575)

** throws 7 jello balloons at Virginia because she is currently in my room annoying my** **Throws serveral at random passerbys for invading personal space**


virginiaelizabeth - May 31, 2006 4:41 am (#1358 of 2575)

*Lobs like another 10 back at Tori for rude comment*

*throws an extra for good measure*


Tazzygirl - May 31, 2006 7:27 am (#1359 of 2575)

OW! **wipes green jello from face** That hurt. **chucks another couple balloons randomly**


Phelim Mcintyre - Jun 2, 2006 11:00 am (#1360 of 2575)
Edited by Jun 2, 2006 11:00 am

Now STOP that! Jello bombs must only be used against Ministry personnel, not each other. So which way did Umbridge go? I still owe her at one for how she treated Harry. One for each day she was at Hogwarts that is.


Good Evans - Jun 2, 2006 6:28 pm (#1361 of 2575)

** crawls from under bed** I seem to have had a long nap, or maybe it was medicinally induced??? Why have I just trod on a pygmy puff?? **sees Azi's face** no wait its ok just a lump of jello on the floor.


azi - Jun 2, 2006 6:55 pm (#1362 of 2575)
Edited by Jun 2, 2006 6:55 pm

Eeeep! **phew**

Is that dark haired person next to the pond ministry personnel? I haven't seen him before...

**throws jello anyway, to pass the time**

Welcome back, GE!


Viola Intonada - Jun 2, 2006 8:31 pm (#1363 of 2575)

Welcome back, Good Evans!

Uh oh! I think someone from the Ministry made it through the front door. Here comes a very official looking man walking towards us. He looks like he isn't very happy. *hides jello balloons behind her back, warns butterflies to go hide, then tries to look as innocent as possible*


Emily - Jun 2, 2006 8:57 pm (#1364 of 2575)

I can fix this!

**Throws a very large jello balloon in his face, then runs around him as he tries to get it off.**

Good enough solution?


azi - Jun 2, 2006 9:01 pm (#1365 of 2575)

Eeep! **Hides jello and Archie, in case the Ministry don't approve of pets...**

Dumbdidumb...nothing suspicious here! **Whistles innocently**


Tazzygirl - Jun 2, 2006 9:47 pm (#1366 of 2575)

You mean a ministry official made it through my heavily reinforced balloon throwing front doors??? How could that be! **begins to throw balloons as fast as possible** I'm not going down without a fight!!


Liz Mann - Jun 2, 2006 10:00 pm (#1367 of 2575)

It's too late, Tazzy, he's in! Now all we can do is pretend we're not doing anything.

*casts spell to continue throwing jello balloons and leaves a piece of cloth incriminating one of the healers*

Now quick, everyone back to their rooms and look like you're in a dreamworld!


Tazzygirl - Jun 2, 2006 10:32 pm (#1368 of 2575)

Allllll riiiiiiiight. **throws one last balloon and then high-tails it to my ward.**

Ooooh! The ministry has come to visit us! How fun!


Finn BV - Jun 3, 2006 1:04 am (#1369 of 2575)

Eek, it's Perkins, that old warlock!! Quick, hide all your Muggle artifacts!


Good Evans - Jun 3, 2006 12:40 pm (#1370 of 2575)
Edited by Jun 3, 2006 12:40 pm

Hmmmmnnnn? look like you are in a dreamworld???? no problem....

**walk up to nice man in dark suit and smile, wipe my jello stained hands on his jacket and toddle off again, breaking in to huge grin as soon as my back in turned, that should buy a bit of time to hide any artifacts from him!**


Phelim Mcintyre - Jun 4, 2006 1:50 pm (#1371 of 2575)

Posting this from Muggle hospital. Just had an operation to remove abcess. Not as nice as St Mungos, but may not be able to post for a few days.


Finn BV - Jun 4, 2006 2:17 pm (#1372 of 2575)

Eek, Phelim, healing charms to you, and too bad our Healers are too preoccupied with us that they can't mend you in a flash.


Tazzygirl - Jun 4, 2006 5:53 pm (#1373 of 2575)

Healing Charms to Phelim! (Hopefully your Doctor doesn't look like Lockhart! )


Liz Mann - Jun 4, 2006 8:10 pm (#1374 of 2575)

More healing charms to you, Phelim.


azi - Jun 4, 2006 9:02 pm (#1375 of 2575)

Even more healing charms, Phelim!

**hides jello in chamberpot and bedpans under bed**


Liz Mann - Jun 4, 2006 10:25 pm (#1376 of 2575)

Ooh, azi, I've got an idea! Use these chamberpots and bedpans I have here, they have false bottoms. You can hide the jello under them and fill the rest with fake vomit and stuff so that if the Ministry people even think to search them, they won't want to.


virginiaelizabeth - Jun 5, 2006 2:47 am (#1377 of 2575)

Ekkk Phelim, healing charms!!

good idea Liz! ::rushes back to bed while hurling one last jello balloon at Perkins, then quickly hides muggle artifacts, and jello in the bed pans...anyone got some "vomit"::


azi - Jun 5, 2006 3:18 pm (#1378 of 2575)
Edited by Jun 5, 2006 3:19 pm

Excellent idea, Liz!

**takes puking pastles and vomits into bedpans with sytle**


Good Evans - Jun 5, 2006 6:17 pm (#1379 of 2575)

** is very sick in to nearest bedpan due to all of the puking smell that is coming up from Azi's chamber pots**


dobbyiscool - Jun 5, 2006 9:02 pm (#1380 of 2575)

I'm back (again). At the end of the school year, my parents sort of grounded my sister and I from non-school related computer use, and then I had Girls State last week, so this is the first chance in a while I have had to be online.

Clever (if not gross) idea for hiding the jello.


Tazzygirl - Jun 5, 2006 9:34 pm (#1381 of 2575)
Edited by Jun 6, 2006 4:29 am

Welcome back, Dobbyiscool!

**follows Good Evans and is violently sick from all the puke smells.**

EDIT: found my smiley!


Viola Intonada - Jun 6, 2006 3:48 am (#1382 of 2575)

*Hides in room, covering mouth and nose, trying not to get "sick"*

Welcome back, Dobbyiscool! I went to Girls State, many, many years ago.

Phelim, healing charms to you!


Phelim Mcintyre - Jun 6, 2006 11:58 am (#1383 of 2575)
Edited by Jun 6, 2006 11:58 am

Am out of hospital having had abcess drained and teeth removed (ouch) but still need healing charms. Thanks guys. But boy is the food at St Mungo's better than hospital food!!!

One problem with the bedpan idea, won’t it get in the way of us playying Quiddich? Oh and I see the multi-wizard tournament flame has gone out. It left with a nice female witch and appeared to be in a bit of a huff. Were we ignoring it?


Tazzygirl - Jun 6, 2006 1:44 pm (#1384 of 2575)

Phelim- we got a little sidetracked... Maybe when the Ministry leaves us alone, and we apologize, the Tournament Flame will come back?

**more healing charms to Phelim**


azi - Jun 6, 2006 4:17 pm (#1385 of 2575)

Ooops, didn't mean to make everyone else sick! **chews other end that stops you being sick**

We can always clean the bedpans out, Phelim...or make the Healers do it! We did get sidetracked...a little...

Glad to hear you are out of hospital!


Finn BV - Jun 6, 2006 5:00 pm (#1386 of 2575)

Yay Phelim! Come vomit with us!


Viola Intonada - Jun 7, 2006 9:12 pm (#1387 of 2575)

I'm really worried. I'm hiding in my room, every one has stopped regurgitating, and St. Mungo's is very quiet. I hope the ministry hasn't taken everyone away, or worse!


Tazzygirl - Jun 7, 2006 9:27 pm (#1388 of 2575)
Edited by Jun 7, 2006 9:27 pm

Nope, I'm still here, Viola! I have decided to hide in the closet with Rinky until the smells have disappeared. I believe the Ministry has left... **cautiously peeks out the door**

Anyone need Mrs. Skower's Magical Mess Remover?


Viola Intonada - Jun 8, 2006 12:25 am (#1389 of 2575)

* Peeks cautiously out of room* Whew! It's all clear.

I'm going to celebrate with a dip in the pool. Now just where did I leave that inflatable moose?


Tazzygirl - Jun 8, 2006 12:45 am (#1390 of 2575)

It's all clear? w00t! I'd join you in the pool, Viola, but I believe dizzy lizzy popped my inflatable kangaroo the second or so day that I arrived here.

What happened to the box of inflatables we received with the pool?


Finn BV - Jun 8, 2006 1:31 am (#1391 of 2575)
Edited by Jun 8, 2006 1:31 am

Dinky likes to go swimming. He can join you, Viola. Don't let him drown now, or we'll have to buy Zinky!


Tazzygirl - Jun 8, 2006 2:18 am (#1392 of 2575)
Edited by Jun 8, 2006 2:18 am

SPEW!! Zinky... **walks away, shaking head**


Liz Mann - Jun 8, 2006 2:16 pm (#1393 of 2575)

Hey, guys, I just bought a Jacuzzi to go next to the pool! And it's magically expanded so we can get more people in there!


Finn BV - Jun 8, 2006 3:33 pm (#1394 of 2575)

Woohoo!! **cannonballs into the Jacuzzi**


azi - Jun 8, 2006 6:43 pm (#1395 of 2575)

Yey, jacuzzi! Thanks Liz! **Fetches Archie and settles for a few hours**

Just what I needed after all that regurgitation!


Viola Intonada - Jun 9, 2006 12:04 am (#1396 of 2575)

Ah, thanks for the Jacuzzi, Liz. It's perfect!

*Remembers "Lion King 1 1/2", looks around suspiciously at everyone in the hot tub.*


virginiaelizabeth - Jun 9, 2006 2:31 am (#1397 of 2575)
Edited by Jun 9, 2006 2:31 am

OOOO I lovvvvvvvve jacuzzi'ss!! I bought some innertubes if anyone would like one!! They're hot pink and verrryy cool!!

*dives head first into jacuzzi not only knocking everyone sideways but splashing water evveerryywhherree!!*

Thanks Liz, it's a great addition!!


Phelim Mcintyre - Jun 10, 2006 10:24 am (#1398 of 2575)

I think people have fallen asleep in the jacuzzi. I'm just going to get some drinks, what do people want?


Liz Mann - Jun 10, 2006 2:10 pm (#1399 of 2575)

Something cold! We're going through a heat wave in England and so St Mungo's would be suffering too.


Phelim Mcintyre - Jun 10, 2006 2:47 pm (#1400 of 2575)

*Quick wave of wand to get breeze going* okay - nice cold pumpkin juice. Bottles of gillywater in buckets of ice. I'll also see if we can get some form of ice cream trolley from Fortesques as well while I'm at it. Oh yes and some sun tan lotion.

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virginiaelizabeth - Jun 10, 2006 9:39 pm (#1401 of 2575)

Don't forget the butterbeer and chocolate frogs Phelim!


azi - Jun 11, 2006 11:01 am (#1402 of 2575)

**covers self in sun-tan lotion** I burn easily ya know...ooo better not forget Archie! **puts special pygmy puff sun-tan lotion on Archie**

Mmm cold drinks! Very much needed here! Thanks Phelim!


Tazzygirl - Jun 11, 2006 4:39 pm (#1403 of 2575)
Edited by Jun 11, 2006 4:39 pm

oooh, this sounds lovely! Rinky wants to come suntan too!

**proceeds to put on sun-tan lotion and find a nice sunny spot, Rinky stretched out beside me**


Good Evans - Jun 11, 2006 4:40 pm (#1404 of 2575)

Oh, so drinking the Jacuzzi water isn't such a good idea???? ***hmmn stops quickly and "aguamenti" spells the water to fill it up again.***

anyone up for water polo? If the jacuzzi is that big ?


Viola Intonada - Jun 11, 2006 8:26 pm (#1405 of 2575)

Sorry folks, I have to get out of the hot tub. I'm going to go dig in the dirt for a week. See you next week!


Phelim Mcintyre - Jun 12, 2006 8:22 am (#1406 of 2575)
Edited by Jun 12, 2006 8:22 am

Ok - here we are - pumpkin juice, gillywater, mulled mead, cherry soda. A LARGE box full of Fortesque icecreams and chocolate frogs. Sun-tan lotion. Sunglasses, and sunshades for those who prefer to be out of the sun for a bit. Oh yes and some loungers as well. Did I forget anything? Enjoy. (Collapses in the corner.)


Tazzygirl - Jun 12, 2006 8:40 am (#1407 of 2575)

Thanks, Phelim! **takes a large chocolate fudge ice cream with chopped nuts and sits in the shade** I think I had a little too much sun!


Liz Mann - Jun 12, 2006 11:44 am (#1408 of 2575)

Exellent, Phelim!

*grabs a pumpkin juice and an ice cream and goes to lounge in a deck chair in front of the pool with Stephen Fry reading Philosopher's Stone*

Is there any better place to be than this?


John Bumbledore - Jun 13, 2006 3:35 pm (#1409 of 2575)

Engorio! There, is the Jacuzzi large enough now for the water polo to begin?


<)B^D˜ John Bumbledore


Liz Mann - Jun 13, 2006 7:13 pm (#1410 of 2575)

Why do we need to play water polo in the Jacuzzi when we still have the pool?


Good Evans - Jun 13, 2006 9:07 pm (#1411 of 2575)

too lazy to get out of the jacuzzi to play I think Liz!!! Well, we are insane!! thanks Phelim for the refreshments


azi - Jun 13, 2006 9:11 pm (#1412 of 2575)

Mmm, Jacuzzi. I may be here a few more days...


geauxtigers - Jun 14, 2006 10:18 pm (#1413 of 2575)

Bumbledore, CATCH! **throws the water polo ball to Bumbledore into the jacuzzi**

I'll take some pumpkin juice and join y'all in the hot tub!


dizzy lizzy - Jun 15, 2006 6:20 am (#1414 of 2575)

Well I'd join you... but dogs really smell when their coat is wet and I don't think you want a pongy Jacuzzi!!!!! So I'll just sit here and chew my bone some more....



Good Evans - Jun 19, 2006 6:25 pm (#1415 of 2575)

eeekkk - I've been in the jacuzzi for 6 days, must get out, oh my skin looks like a prune, well maybe just five more minutes........


azi - Jun 19, 2006 6:41 pm (#1416 of 2575)

**jerks awake** Oooops, I think I fell asleep.

**jumps out of jacuzzi** C'mon Archie, lets go get some food! Anyone want some chocolate and biscuits?


Tazzygirl - Jun 19, 2006 6:44 pm (#1417 of 2575)

Oooh! I do! I do! **slowly gets to feet** Wow, that was a loooooong nap.


Liz Mann - Jun 20, 2006 9:12 am (#1418 of 2575)

Ahh! Nothing like a nap in a jacuzzi! Lovely and warm! *jumps out and goes off to get food*


Good Evans - Jun 20, 2006 12:37 pm (#1419 of 2575)

chocolate, oh Azi that is enough to get me out of this jacuzzi!!!

ah! I seem to have shrunk several sizes in the water- hmmn better eat lots of choccie to refill my hospital gown!!

**squelches off after Azi in hope of chocolate**


azi - Jun 20, 2006 3:09 pm (#1420 of 2575)

Well, I just got Cadbury's Dairy Milk Caramel for half price! Tuck in!

I also have rich tea biscuits (mmm) and crackers and cheese.


Good Evans - Jun 20, 2006 6:48 pm (#1421 of 2575)

mmmmmmmm cadbury's dairy milk of any type gimmee gimmee gimmee, oh I see there are some on the shelf **pockets two** whistling and looking innocent!!


pyrogrl - Jun 20, 2006 8:09 pm (#1422 of 2575)

Just remember to never put your head under the water in a hot tub!!


Elfcat - Jun 21, 2006 5:43 pm (#1423 of 2575)

*drops unexpectedly from the ceiling, landing in the jacuzzi with sufficient force to splash out all the water and remaining inmates*

I'M FINALLY BACK!! Holy cow, that was a long time without internet.

Sorry, did I get your food wet?


azi - Jun 21, 2006 6:17 pm (#1424 of 2575)

I'd already eaten all mine, Elfcat!

So, the invasion is over, we've had jacuzzi time...what do we do now? **looks around expectantly**


Tazzygirl - Jun 22, 2006 12:46 am (#1425 of 2575)

hmmmmmm... I don't know Azi. **gives Rinky a bit of chocolate**


Phelim Mcintyre - Jun 22, 2006 8:18 am (#1426 of 2575)

*Yawns* Oh the torch has just come back in, sporting a black eye. Is it too hot here at St Mungo's for the wizard tornanment? What's the first task? And does anyone have a piece of raw steak for that eye?

Or should we just get back in the jacuzzi?


azi - Jun 22, 2006 2:17 pm (#1427 of 2575)

Personally, I'm currently freezing. **Gets chocolate orange flavoured hot chocolate**

What's the first task Phelim? Maybe if we know what it is, we will be able to decide whether to do it now or not?


Phelim Mcintyre - Jun 22, 2006 2:21 pm (#1428 of 2575)

Not sure, anyone any ideas what the first task could be?


Liz Mann - Jun 22, 2006 4:26 pm (#1429 of 2575)

It's okay, the heat wave is over in the UK. It's cloudy and dull again. But not cold or rainy, so it could be ideal conditions for a tournament.


Emily - Jun 23, 2006 11:25 pm (#1430 of 2575)

Ah, back to insanity after two weeks of my summer job (at a camp). Well, for the next 40 hours, anyway. St. Mungo's has been really slow, everyone must be lazy because of the heat. It was incredibly hot where I've been too. Oh, and two weeks without a computer means I'm slow at typing too . . . so frustrating. But I'll take some of that ice cream, if there's any left!


Phelim Mcintyre - Jun 24, 2006 3:36 pm (#1431 of 2575)

Um, first task, first task.... What should it be? Dragons are a bit obvious and I'm not sure the healers would be pleased with dragons in St Mungo's.

I know, the first task is to come up with something dangerous for the second task.


dobbyiscool - Jun 25, 2006 1:18 am (#1432 of 2575)

Good idea.

Who's competing in this, and who are the judges?


Finn BV - Jun 25, 2006 2:54 pm (#1433 of 2575)

Wazzat? Huh?

*wanders in strangely from closet where they keep cushions and bongo drums*

So, I was in Spain, France, Monaco, Italy and the Netherlands for the past two weeks. What a closet!

Um, it was fun. But what's going on?


Phelim Mcintyre - Jun 26, 2006 8:50 am (#1434 of 2575)

Dobby, anyone who wants to can compete. And anyone who competes automatically becomes a judge.


dobbyiscool - Jun 26, 2006 6:01 pm (#1435 of 2575)

Sounds fun, but I think I'll be a bystander, or the cheering section.


pyrogrl - Jun 27, 2006 3:11 am (#1436 of 2575)

As will I.

Oh...now THIS is the reason behind life at St. Mungo's:


I think I watched that one too many times, and that's why I'm here now.


virginiaelizabeth2 - Jun 27, 2006 4:30 am (#1437 of 2575)

Ohhh man pyro that's a reason to be committed in itself!


Tazzygirl - Jun 27, 2006 5:48 am (#1438 of 2575)

ROFL. Wow. That was... interesting, Pyro!


Good Evans - Jun 27, 2006 7:30 pm (#1439 of 2575)

I love eggs.... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


Liz Mann - Jun 27, 2006 9:37 pm (#1440 of 2575)

Oh wow, that was both the craziest and the cutest thing I've ever seen!


Finn BV - Jun 27, 2006 10:03 pm (#1441 of 2575)


I like eggs, do you?


pyrogrl - Jun 27, 2006 10:15 pm (#1442 of 2575)

Actually no, I'm not an egg fan.


Good Evans - Jul 1, 2006 6:51 pm (#1443 of 2575)
Edited by Jul 1, 2006 11:52 am

Being as it is super hot here in SE England today, I have chilled the butter beer, trouble is the spell was a bit strong and it is now like stone, will it explode when it melts??

hmmn just break the bottle around it and use it as a butter beer ice lolly, sluuuurrrrpppp


azi - Jul 1, 2006 8:58 pm (#1444 of 2575)

It's quiet around here! Hmm, need to think of something for the Triwizard tournament...how about we slay that dragon that just appeared in the corner? The last thing we need is hot fire on a day like this...

**runs into bare wall**

Oh, wait, turns out the dragon was just a mirage. I've been reading too much.


dobbyiscool - Jul 2, 2006 4:22 pm (#1445 of 2575)

I just thought of this while watching England lose yesterday... is the quidditch world cup the same years as the soccer one? If so, we could have that playing on a TV or something while we brainstorm the next task.


Liz Mann - Jul 2, 2006 10:05 pm (#1446 of 2575)

We could, except the Muggles don't have that type of camera.

I won't be able to watch anyway, because I'm going to Scotland for two weeks! Edinburgh and Fort William - I'll be seeking J.K. Rowling in the cafes and searching for Hogwarts in the highlands. So I'll see you all on the sixteenth!


Tazzygirl - Jul 2, 2006 11:02 pm (#1447 of 2575)

Have fun Liz! (and if you see JKR, tell her I say Hi!! )


Phelim Mcintyre - Jul 3, 2006 8:44 am (#1448 of 2575)

And that we want book seven ASAP!


azi - Jul 3, 2006 10:06 am (#1449 of 2575)

Sounds great Liz! Bring back some Scottish Tablet for us all!

Then again, I have two boxes here from my aunt. Anyone want some (it's basically sugar!)?

I think the cup might actually be the same years... **attempts maths** Book 4 is 1994/5? So it would be?


dobbyiscool - Jul 3, 2006 6:52 pm (#1450 of 2575)

That's what I figured too, I was just wondering if they had the same breaks between as the soccer (or futball to everyone else) World Cup.
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Finn BV - Jul 4, 2006 1:22 am (#1451 of 2575)

Sugar????? I'll take SOME!!!! OH WAIT, I THINK I ALREADY HAD SOME!!!!!!


Good Evans - Jul 4, 2006 1:34 pm (#1452 of 2575)

ick Tablet!!! no thanks, you enjoy it Azi!

have fun North of the border Liz.


Good Evans - Jul 9, 2006 8:06 pm (#1453 of 2575)

why is my bed singed around the edges?

Oh!.. it seems that Azi's "mirage" comes complete with breathing fire... methinks this may not be a mirage afterall


azi - Jul 9, 2006 8:23 pm (#1454 of 2575)

Eeek, there is a dragon???

Oh, it burnt down my just completed Phantom of the Opera stage set! Now I can't do my solo re-enactment of the play!

Argh, Archie! The dragon burnt it's fur! Random objects I can take the destruction of, but hurting Archie takes the biscuit!

**Angrily runs after dragon...even though it appears to be invisible**


Tazzygirl - Jul 9, 2006 8:32 pm (#1455 of 2575)

**runs in opposite direction of Azi and the dragon**


Finn BV - Jul 9, 2006 8:33 pm (#1456 of 2575)

No, no, Zinky is about to be eaten by Archie!!! Quick, azi, save him and I'll rebuild your set for you!!!


Tazzygirl - Jul 9, 2006 9:05 pm (#1457 of 2575)
Edited by Jul 9, 2006 2:06 pm

Who's Zinky?? Isn't it Dinky?

(Rinky's brother Dinky... )


Finn BV - Jul 10, 2006 12:06 am (#1458 of 2575)

I don't remember… I don't see him a lot… he doesn't like me too much… **tear, tear**


Viola Intonada - Jul 10, 2006 1:32 am (#1459 of 2575)

Howdy, everyone!

I think that JKR herself should be joining us here at St. Mungo's sometime soon. At least that would be the only explanation I can think of for M. Night Shamalamadingdong being considered to direct an HP movie.


Tazzygirl - Jul 10, 2006 2:12 am (#1460 of 2575)

I'll talk to him, Finn.


pyrogrl - Jul 10, 2006 3:26 am (#1461 of 2575)

M. Night Shamalan? Er...however it's spelled...Good director, but for Harry Potter...






azi - Jul 10, 2006 12:05 pm (#1462 of 2575)

Eeep, Archie! **runs and scoops him up, just before Dinky eats him**

**Throws Dinky in assumed direction of the dragon** Tha'll teach ya to hurt my Archie!

Oh, the dragon is actually the opposite way to Dinky now... I'm going to run!

(On a side note, I wouldn't mind JKR joining us here...but to have that director...don't put me through it!!!)


Marie E. - Jul 11, 2006 1:57 am (#1463 of 2575)

I noticed, with shame, that I haven't visited here since January. Not that I don't belong in St. Mungo's, believe me!


Hermionefan#1 - Jul 11, 2006 2:22 am (#1464 of 2575)

**emerges from chimney in an extremely dramatic manner**coughs*

Just thought I'd drop in...heehee... I've been stuck up that chimney for quite some time. What's been happening?


Tazzygirl - Jul 11, 2006 4:12 am (#1465 of 2575)

The usual craziness... and a dragon...


Viola Intonada - Jul 13, 2006 2:43 am (#1466 of 2575)

Did they have you in solitary confinement that entire time, Marie?

Glad to see you are unstuck, Hermionefan!


Tazzygirl - Jul 13, 2006 3:49 am (#1467 of 2575)

**starts blowing bubbles, and then places Rinky inside one particular large one to float around in**


azi - Jul 13, 2006 9:48 am (#1468 of 2575)

Ooo, will I float in a bubble too?

**unsuccessfully attempts floating**

The bubble keeps popping.


Phelim Mcintyre - Jul 13, 2006 10:49 am (#1469 of 2575)

Oh Azi. Levicorpus.


azi - Jul 13, 2006 11:30 am (#1470 of 2575)

Whee, I'm in the air!

Ooo, you get a good view of the hosptial grounds from here! **waves to everyone**


Good Evans - Jul 13, 2006 3:53 pm (#1471 of 2575)

The trouble is though Azi is that you are hanging upside down and the blood is probably rushing to your head!

Anyone seen the dragon recently? Only I thought I saw a faiint trickle of steam from the kitchens....


Viola Intonada - Jul 13, 2006 3:56 pm (#1472 of 2575)

OOOooo, I hope the dragon isn't eating any lime jello in there!


azi - Jul 13, 2006 4:21 pm (#1473 of 2575)

Yeah, I'm getting a bit dizzy now...anyone know how to let me down?

Hmm, I can't see the dragon, but I can see what looks like upturned trees over near the forest I never noticed before!


Tazzygirl - Jul 14, 2006 5:13 am (#1474 of 2575)

Azi, while your up there, can you please retrieve Rinky? He's gone out of my reach.


azi - Jul 14, 2006 1:29 pm (#1475 of 2575)

**swims through the air to Rinky**

Here, Rinky Rinky!

**grabs Rinky, pops bubble, attaches parachute**

There you go!


Tazzygirl - Jul 14, 2006 9:23 pm (#1476 of 2575)

Thanks Azi! **send a spell to Azi to get her out of the air and flipped around upright**


azi - Jul 14, 2006 9:24 pm (#1477 of 2575)

Ooo, ground! **Promptly falls over**

Guess I'm dizzy.


Liz Mann - Jul 16, 2006 6:44 pm (#1478 of 2575)
Edited by Jul 16, 2006 11:44 am

Hey all, I'm back! And here's the Scottish Tablet you asked for, azi. *hands it round*

So, what's going on here then? Update me, quick, I've been going crazy without the internet.


Tazzygirl - Jul 19, 2006 6:19 am (#1479 of 2575)
Edited by Jul 18, 2006 11:20 pm

I'm doing a round of Spring Cleaning of the wards (minus the lavatories, we have Umbridge for that! :evil smiley:)... Anyone want to help me clean?? Who knows what we might find in corners...

* *wanders off with exclamations of found items**


pyrogrl - Jul 19, 2006 7:29 am (#1480 of 2575)

Oh, I will! I will!

(Your avatar is SO cute!)


Tazzygirl - Jul 19, 2006 7:39 am (#1481 of 2575)
Edited by Jul 19, 2006 12:40 am

Yeay! **hands Pyro a cleaning kit** I found some interesting trinkets from the Middle Ages in that closet over there, looks like Merlin had a brief stay here...

On the avatar- thanks! I got it in an email a couple days ago, and couldn't resist! It's my favorite fish (they always look like they are smiling and happy)!


Liz Mann - Jul 19, 2006 8:09 pm (#1482 of 2575)
Edited by Jul 19, 2006 1:10 pm

I'll join in the cleaning! Maybe we'll find relics of some fasinating story of residents past. Like this silver goblet here. Who could have drunk from this? For all we know someone could have been holding this very goblet when something interesting happened. I love this sort of stuff. If only these objects could talk.

Hey, maybe that's a new job for Gred and Forge, developing a spell or something that'll allow objects to tell their stories! Or better yet, allow rooms to tell their stories!


Good Evans - Jul 20, 2006 7:11 am (#1483 of 2575)

can't be bothered to clean, too hot, I'll just flick my wand a bit - **** CRRRRash, bins emptied over Tazzy.... **** ah, that wasn't quite what I had in mind, "Scourgify" quick, whistles innocently and hides wand!!!


Tazzygirl - Jul 20, 2006 7:29 am (#1484 of 2575)

Wow! Look at this! **holds up a toothbrush** This looks like it- AHHHHHHH! **has bins land on head** Thanks Julie!


azi - Jul 20, 2006 5:01 pm (#1485 of 2575)

I'm too lazy too. I'm swimming in the pond (I think).

**teaches Archie how to swim with special pygmy puff armbands**


Tazzygirl - Jul 20, 2006 9:22 pm (#1486 of 2575)

Pygmy Puff Armbands? Too cute!!


Finn BV - Jul 20, 2006 9:51 pm (#1487 of 2575)

Wow, what a find! A Muggle pencil! That's pretty rare! **wanders off to play with cool pencil**


Good Evans - Jul 25, 2006 7:25 am (#1488 of 2575)

Twitch Twitch no forum "twitch" - i'm being confined to bed....


azi - Jul 25, 2006 8:25 am (#1489 of 2575)

Yey, it's back! Oh, forum St Mungo's, I missed you so!

**Goes to get some chocolate to help recovery of Julie!**

**Gets Archie out of the pool, wraps in towel** Aww, he looks so sweet!


Tazzygirl - Jul 25, 2006 8:37 am (#1490 of 2575)

**runs around hugging everything and everyone** I missed you all!

**back to spring cleaning** The place is almost clean!


Viola Intonada - Jul 25, 2006 9:06 pm (#1491 of 2575)

Uh, Fin?!?! You had better be careful with that pencil. As you know, the healers don't allow us to have wands. So, many of us have transfigured ours into innocent looking objects. Just becareful of how you wave it around. Okay?

Ah! There's nothing like Spring cleaning in the middle of summer. May I join in? My room is definitely over due.


Finn BV - Jul 26, 2006 2:03 am (#1492 of 2575)
Edited by Jul 25, 2006 7:04 pm

Well, I think I'll draw attention to the pencil, and then be nasty and prove the Healers' accusations wrong by showing them, "Ha! It's just a Muggle pencil." And then I'll do some taunts in a sing-song voice. **anticipates gleefully**

But thanks for the warning. **reTransfigures wand from an antenna to a magnifying glass*


Tazzygirl - Jul 26, 2006 6:13 am (#1493 of 2575)

Sure, Viola! **hands her cleaning supplies**


Liz Mann - Jul 27, 2006 12:24 am (#1494 of 2575)
Edited by Jul 26, 2006 5:24 pm

Hey guys, I was cleaning out the Obsessive-Compulsive-Quidditch Disorder Ward when I found this manky old boot. It doesn't belong to me or my roommates and I was wondering if anyone had lost...

*suddenly vanishes into thin-air*


Finn BV - Jul 27, 2006 1:30 am (#1495 of 2575)

Liz!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!! Hmm, wonder what that boot could have been?

*wonders where Liz ended up and if it's nicer than St. Mungo's… not that that's possible…**


azi - Jul 27, 2006 6:32 pm (#1496 of 2575)
Edited by Jul 27, 2006 11:33 am

Oh no, Liz has gone? Is there a matching boot for someone to follow wherever she went???

**looks around frantically**


Good Evans - Jul 27, 2006 8:47 pm (#1497 of 2575)

**bouncing out of bed and twitching no more*** Quick search the wards, Liz has been transported, I smell something fishy here, I suspect it is a herring!! (oh no, that was potty five words!) ah well we had better split up and search the wardrobes, there may be another world here......


Viola Intonada - Jul 28, 2006 2:07 am (#1498 of 2575)

You won't believe the size of the dust bunnies I just cleaned out from underneath my bed. I was worried one of them might bite me.

I was cleaning out a closet down the hallway. I found a set of bagpipes, a rather large deflated rubber duck and a dusty disco ball. Ah, memories.....


Finn BV - Jul 28, 2006 2:32 am (#1499 of 2575)

What's this? Oh, hey, the second issue of Martin Miggs, the Mad Muggle!! I love this one!! **reads intently**


pyrogrl - Jul 28, 2006 5:30 am (#1500 of 2575)

Whoa, what on earth is this? **Holds up large purple furry suit** Resembles a sloth, don't you think? I wonder where it came from.

Liz, where art thou?!!!
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Liz Mann - Aug 1, 2006 6:58 pm (#1501 of 2575)
Edited by Aug 1, 2006 11:58 am

*from inside the wall* Hey, what happened? Several posts have disappeared.


Kip Carter - Aug 1, 2006 10:21 pm (#1502 of 2575)

Liz, you are very correct. I have sent an email to Sysop Judy at World Crossing and added a post to the World Crossing Support Forum. At present, I have not received a response from either.

I wish I could say more, but until I know more, that is the best I can add to the discussion.


Finn BV - Aug 2, 2006 5:19 am (#1503 of 2575)

Liz, it's all part of the mysterious happennings here at St. Mungo's…


Liz Mann - Aug 2, 2006 3:01 pm (#1504 of 2575)
Edited by Aug 2, 2006 8:02 am

Maybe we're haunted.

*continues tapping on the wall hoping someone will find her*


Good Evans - Aug 2, 2006 4:16 pm (#1505 of 2575)
Edited by Aug 2, 2006 9:16 am

I think I am suffering hallucinations, I thought there were more goings on (ie posts!! ) and I could have sworn I heard tapping coming from the back of the wardrobe. Maybe it was behind that dusty old mirror.......


Liz Mann - Aug 5, 2006 1:38 pm (#1506 of 2575)
Edited by Aug 5, 2006 6:39 am

*tap tap tap*


azi - Aug 5, 2006 4:40 pm (#1507 of 2575)

I'm searching, I'm searching! Oh look, there's a random mist floating towards me...I feel sleepy.

**curls up on the floor with Archie and goes to sleep**


Emily - Aug 5, 2006 6:34 pm (#1508 of 2575)
Edited by Aug 5, 2006 11:35 am

*hears tapping and wakes up suddenly*

Wow, where am I? It's dark. Umm . . . *Pulls flute out and whispers lumos* Much better. Some kind of wardrobe? And what's that tapping? It's 'Thrilled me- filed me with fantastic terrors never felt before; / So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating, / "'Tis some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door / Some late visitor entreating entrance at my door;- / This it is and nothing more.'

Oops . . . sorry. I meant . . . yeah, that tapping is annoying. *Pushes Wardrobe door open and immediately trips and falls over azi* Oops again. Well, she's asleep, so I'll just put her back in this very convenient wardrobe and try to stop that noise . . . . Hey, where'e Liz?

Good to be back, y'all!


Tazzygirl - Aug 5, 2006 9:20 pm (#1509 of 2575)
Edited by Aug 5, 2006 2:21 pm

**walks out of broom cupboard** Wow, who knew that spring cleaning would get someone distracted?

I think we permenently lost all the posts that were here... Oh well. And my avatar is still stretched... LOL


Marie E. - Aug 6, 2006 12:45 am (#1510 of 2575)

Heehee, it looks like a picture on Silly Putty that's been stretched out.


Tazzygirl - Aug 6, 2006 1:32 am (#1511 of 2575)

Hehehe, Marie!


Hermionefan#1 - Aug 6, 2006 3:55 am (#1512 of 2575)

I love it. I think we ARE being haunted. Maybe it's the Weasley ghoul? They have a ghoul right? Sorry that sounded bad but I'm realy really really tired. Only I can't sleep cuz I'm a fraid of phantoms and such...I keep hearing a very threatening tapping noise. You know what we need? *drumrol*

DANNY PHANTOM!! (anyone know how to reach him??)


Good Evans - Aug 6, 2006 8:56 am (#1513 of 2575)

Wingardium Leviosa (swish and flick!) **levitates Azi and Archie away from the wardrobe in order to shove the mirror in front of it** puts ear to wall, definitely some faint taps going on behind there. HMM Might have to blast a hole in the wall - but I dont want to wake everyone up!!!!!!! **whispers loudly - ie stage shout! ** "Liz, is that you? If it isn't please go away and stop tapping - if it is STAND BACK"


Phelim Mcintyre - Aug 6, 2006 11:56 am (#1514 of 2575)
Edited by Aug 6, 2006 4:56 am

*Walks through wall* Hey how did I do that? What happened to my post? Is Peeves causing trouble again? And how do I make myself solid?


azi - Aug 6, 2006 12:46 pm (#1515 of 2575)

**Wakes up suddenly** That was some nice sleep!

Phelim, I don't know what to do...maybe you're a ghost? Or you accidently did some complicated spell I've never heard of...

**Stands back from the place Julie is going to blast**


Liz Mann - Aug 6, 2006 5:51 pm (#1516 of 2575)

Yes, Good Evans, it's me! I'm standing well back!


Finn BV - Aug 6, 2006 7:13 pm (#1517 of 2575)

**wanders in randomly, stares at chaos ensuing, and hides in a broom closet**


azi - Aug 6, 2006 7:38 pm (#1518 of 2575)

**Munches on the giant yellow flower lollipop Archie just brought**

Well, you've got to have munchies for events as exciting as this!


Good Evans - Aug 8, 2006 2:12 pm (#1519 of 2575)
Edited by Aug 8, 2006 7:13 am

Points wand and BLASTS Arthur Weasley style hole in wall, peers through to see beyond the dust and Rubble........ Liz??????

It took me two days to build up the confidence to do such a reckles thing, afterall pygmypuff lives may have depended on it!!


Phelim Mcintyre - Aug 8, 2006 3:46 pm (#1520 of 2575)

Oh I know what happened. I posted when I was half asleep and did some form of internet astral travel. Now I'm awake I should be solid (I hope). *Walks towards wall* Ouch. Yep I'm solid.

Now how do we clear up the mess of the blasted wall before the healers come in?


Liz Mann - Aug 8, 2006 5:23 pm (#1521 of 2575)
Edited by Aug 8, 2006 10:23 am

*pokes head out of the wall*

I'm freeeeeeeeeeee!


azi - Aug 8, 2006 5:26 pm (#1522 of 2575)

Yey! **does happy dance**

I wonder if there's anything else behind the wall?


Good Evans - Aug 8, 2006 7:04 pm (#1523 of 2575)
Edited by Aug 8, 2006 12:05 pm

***standing amidst rubble*** now what was that cleaning up spell?? rep..? rep..? oh forget it, here come the healers anyway!!

** helps Liz out of wall and looks innocent despite the hole!**

edit - how do I stop the dot? I am leaving a space before I asterisk????


Tazzygirl - Aug 8, 2006 7:17 pm (#1524 of 2575)
Edited by Aug 8, 2006 12:18 pm

Liz is free! Yeay! **picks up Rinky and goes off to swim laps in the pool**

Good Evans- put a space before the first asterik. Not inbetween the two asteriks.


Hermionefan - Aug 9, 2006 11:55 pm (#1525 of 2575)

Good to see you Liz. How's life? Hey, who wants spaghetti?


Liz Mann - Aug 10, 2006 11:29 am (#1526 of 2575)

Spaghetti? Did someone just say spaghetti? I'll have some spaghetti! *drools*


Good Evans - Aug 10, 2006 6:25 pm (#1527 of 2575)

mmmmmm any meatballs???? ***wanders away from the demolished wall***


Finn BV - Aug 12, 2006 12:37 am (#1528 of 2575)

*wanders in from nowhere and wonders how Liz managed to break through the wall*

*hears "spaghetti" and sniffs*


pyrogrl - Aug 16, 2006 12:16 am (#1529 of 2575)

Oh em gee.

I seriously had this...well...interesting dream last night. Harry, Ron, Luna, Daphne Greengrass, Hermione, and Draco were all...well...

I don't even know if I should say it. It's just so WEIRD!! But...they WERE...

They were in partners: Harry/Luna, Ron/Daphne, and Hermione/Draco. And they were...dancing. But no ORDINARY dance. It was...


Oh, how I love it...!!!

HOWEVER. They were doing it differently. They were...in partners, as I said, so all the moves were done while facing each other.

...I've been away from St. Mungo's too long, I think.


Finn BV - Aug 16, 2006 4:37 am (#1530 of 2575)

SPEW, Pyro!! You've done that gif before… but if gets me every time!!

*touches something inadvertantly, and realizes it is a Portkey to Canada that will not return until August 27*


Tazzygirl - Aug 16, 2006 4:45 am (#1531 of 2575)

**tries to do the Time Warp... gives up** LOL Pyro!

**watches Finn disappear** Have fun!


pyrogrl - Aug 16, 2006 6:14 am (#1532 of 2575)

Canada!!! Yay!!!

Wait...Mungo's!!! Yay!!!

Alright, so I'm torn between two worlds.

I've done it before? Oi...I'm losing my mind. I don't remember...!!!!


Phelim Mcintyre - Aug 17, 2006 8:11 am (#1533 of 2575)

Pyro - I know the feeling. Sometimes I stand in the middle of the floor. Not turning left. Not turning right


azi - Aug 17, 2006 10:40 am (#1534 of 2575)

Losing minds...well, that's what we're here for!


Phelim Mcintyre - Aug 23, 2006 12:27 pm (#1535 of 2575)

What was in that spaghetti? Where is everyone? Hello, guys. Are you there?


Liz Mann - Aug 23, 2006 3:47 pm (#1536 of 2575)
Edited by Aug 23, 2006 8:47 am

*lifts head out of spaghetti* I'm here! *wipes sauce off of face and then dives right in again*


azi - Aug 23, 2006 5:22 pm (#1537 of 2575)

Sorry, I was away with the faires. Literally. They kidnapped me!


Liz Mann - Aug 24, 2006 12:20 am (#1538 of 2575)

Gasp! Those darn fairies! Look out, it's an invasion! Duck and cover!


Tazzygirl - Aug 24, 2006 12:44 am (#1539 of 2575)

OOoh! Fairies! **attempts to catch one**


Phelim Mcintyre - Aug 24, 2006 8:21 am (#1540 of 2575)

Careful guys, they're not fairies. They're doxies.


Good Evans - Aug 27, 2006 8:45 am (#1541 of 2575)

**wanders in with bowl of spaghetti**, hmmn???? what??? fairies how swee - WHAT DOXIES !!!!!! **throws spaghetti in the air and rummages for lockharts book on household pests **


azi - Aug 27, 2006 4:41 pm (#1542 of 2575)

Hmm, maybe it's a fairy/doxy coalition? Anyway, we need whatever potion you use...doxycide? I forget.

If only it was fairies...we could appeal to their vain natures and get free fairy lights!


Liz Mann - Aug 27, 2006 7:35 pm (#1543 of 2575)

If they would be willing to stick around until Christmas, that is.


Tazzygirl - Aug 27, 2006 10:18 pm (#1544 of 2575)

Ow. **is attacked by doxies** I don't think I should have caught one...


azi - Aug 28, 2006 10:36 am (#1545 of 2575)
Edited by Aug 28, 2006 3:36 am

Quick, someone find the antidote incase Tazzy was bitten! **runs around frantically, followed by a cloud of flying doxies**

We could make the fairies stick around 'til Christmas...they'd make good Halloween decorations too!


pyrogrl - Aug 28, 2006 3:32 pm (#1546 of 2575)

Wait, Tazzy's alright! They were scared by the baby hedgehogs!!!

Hey, after we clean this up we should throw a party. A POTATO PARTY.


azi - Aug 28, 2006 5:19 pm (#1547 of 2575)
Edited by Aug 28, 2006 10:19 am

Ooo, we can make Mr Potato, Mrs Potato, Darth Vader Potato and...Harry Potter potato!

**goes to find lightning-shaped shape cutter**

Hmm, potato foods...


pyrogrl - Aug 28, 2006 9:43 pm (#1548 of 2575)




Um...raw? (Ew.)

Here, I have some music for us! -plays "Can't Touch This" by "MCHammer"- Rock on!


Finn BV - Aug 29, 2006 2:04 am (#1549 of 2575)

*wanders in from nowhere*

Um… hello?

POTATOES!! Hey, my French Fry looks like Cornelius Fudge! Maybe I could get some money for it on eBay!

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Part C - St. Mungo's Lexicon Hospital for the Incurably Insane (May, 2005 to March, 2011) - Page 2 Empty Let the Chips Fall Where They May

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Liz Mann - Aug 29, 2006 3:21 pm (#1550 of 2575)

It's a new invention from Fred and George, they've branched out into crazy snacks. These are french fries shaped like famous witches and wizards. I've got Harry Potter here. *puts it aside, not wanting to ruin it* And this one's Dolores Umbridge. *bites off head*


Marie E. - Sep 2, 2006 5:35 pm (#1551 of 2575)

If you add ketchup, she'll look like she's bleeding.

Sorry, random violent thought. Back to the potato discussion.


azi - Sep 2, 2006 5:38 pm (#1552 of 2575)

Oooo, fun! Yummy! **munches on snacks**


Tazzygirl - Sep 3, 2006 7:32 am (#1553 of 2575)

**is temporarily bedridden as there was an accident with lightening at the Quidditch match**


azi - Sep 3, 2006 10:08 am (#1554 of 2575)

Eeek! **Rushes to Tazzy's side**

Here, I brought some grapes! They make you better.


Good Evans - Sep 3, 2006 4:59 pm (#1555 of 2575)

one potato, two potato three potato four......

This one looks like ..... a potato!!!!!! bwahahahaha

(incidentally bought darth tater for my brother for this birthday last week - wish i'd got one!!)


Tazzygirl - Sep 4, 2006 11:34 pm (#1556 of 2575)

**munches on a grape** Wow! That does make you feel better after getting struck by lightening! Azi- you could make a fortune on that!

**back to the Quidditch Pitch**


Elfcat - Sep 7, 2006 10:37 pm (#1557 of 2575)

*Dramatically throws open front doors*


Wow. That was a very long summer with very slow internet. Hopefully I am back now.

*is hit by random flying potato* HEY! Who threw that? If anyone should be throwing potatoes around here it's the Idaho Girl, so STAND BACK y'all! RUN, HAHA! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

*flings potatoes at all*


Tazzygirl - Sep 8, 2006 5:27 am (#1558 of 2575)

**runs screaming for cover**

Welcome back Elfcat!


Phelim Mcintyre - Sep 8, 2006 8:05 am (#1559 of 2575)
Edited by Sep 8, 2006 1:06 am

*catches potato, and wonders why it looks familiar - oh yes its Darth Tater* Yeah - Elfcat!!! Good to see ya.


CatherineHermiona - Sep 8, 2006 11:24 am (#1560 of 2575)

Hi, everyone! I'm back after being away for months, and I have no excuse for that. I was a bit afraid of coming here because I just came back from another hospital a week ago. I spent 2 loooooooong weeks there. It's nice to be home! Though I still have restrictions about food. Well, that's why I came here! I suppose I can eat popcorn and pumpkin seeds here. And, of course, I came back because I missed you all, not only because of popcorn...



Phelim Mcintyre - Sep 8, 2006 11:31 am (#1561 of 2575)

Catherine - welcome back to the best hospital in the world. I think we may need to get some more beds in and increase the size of the room.


azi - Sep 8, 2006 2:10 pm (#1562 of 2575)

Hey Kate! *waves*

I need some humour. Had a terrible last few hours.


Finn BV - Sep 8, 2006 2:46 pm (#1563 of 2575)

Hey Kate, your bed was starting to feel a bit lonely!

Cheering charms to azi!

This is starting to sound like a chat thread post… so to get back on topic… **throws potatoes at Elfcat, whom he also welcomes back**


azi - Sep 8, 2006 5:16 pm (#1564 of 2575)
Edited by Sep 8, 2006 10:16 am

Ooo, in my Eeyore-like gloom I forgot to wave at Elfcat! **Waves frantically**

Thanks for the cheering charms, Finn! I'm happy now...because I'm going to Denmark!!! WOOT!

**joins in the potato fight with renewed vigour**

Ouch! Who just threw baked potatoes? They're hot!


Good Evans - Sep 8, 2006 7:26 pm (#1565 of 2575)

****knitting jackets for the potatoes*** its so friendly here - ***humms "somewhere over the potato" as one goes whizzing over my head***

waves to Kate and Elfcat - bedpans are in keeping yours warm while you've been gone


Tazzygirl - Sep 9, 2006 12:04 am (#1566 of 2575)

**catches a potato, proceeds to fill it with sour cream, cheese, butter, chives, bacon bits...** Yummy!

Welcome back, Kate!

**crawls back to bed, catching Rinky and uses him as a pillow**

Glad you are feeling better, Azi! I've been in a sad mood all week...


azi - Sep 9, 2006 10:22 am (#1567 of 2575)

**Hugs** to you, Kristina! Hope you feel better soon!

**Hugs Archie as well** - he was whimpering.

**Munches on potatoes too** Mmm, butter and cheese, great combo!

I'm hungry...


Phelim Mcintyre - Sep 9, 2006 12:40 pm (#1568 of 2575)
Edited by Sep 9, 2006 5:41 am

Yes, playing with potatoes can really cheer you up when the “chips” are down. (heh, heh) Part C - St. Mungo's Lexicon Hospital for the Incurably Insane (May, 2005 to March, 2011) - Page 2 1003735042


azi - Sep 9, 2006 12:46 pm (#1569 of 2575)

Hehe, Phelim!


Good Evans - Sep 9, 2006 3:14 pm (#1570 of 2575)

*hugs to Kristina* hope this week goes better!!!!

chips? no one said I could make chips out of the potatoes, right where is that deep fat fryer?????????????????????????????????????

................shhhhhh I'll do it under my bed so that the healers don't find out, I am sure there are no health and safety risks.....


Liz Mann - Sep 9, 2006 7:06 pm (#1571 of 2575)

I've got a new machine. You put potatoes in and chips come shooting out. *puts in potatoes, aims the machine at various inmates and fires*


Tazzygirl - Sep 9, 2006 8:01 pm (#1572 of 2575)

Thanks, Azi and Julie. Today seems better...

**gets out of bed and closes Ward door to protect self from Liz's zooming potatoes**


]azi - Sep 10, 2006 10:15 am (#1573 of 2575)

Argh, flying potatoes! They're alive!!!!

No problem, Tazzy!


pyrogrl - Sep 10, 2006 9:06 pm (#1574 of 2575)
Edited by Sep 10, 2006 2:07 pm


I did, of course, and when I watched it later on TV I even heard my scream when Whitaker knocked down that second rail.

And...the International started about 5 minutes ago. I wish I could be at Spruce Meadows RIGHT NOW, but inconveniently I have tickets to "Phantom of the Opera" for tonight. Gosh.

Equestrian rivals Quidditch, in my opinion. HEY. There should totally be like...equestrian/racing for winged horses. That would be shweet.


Phelim Mcintyre - Sep 11, 2006 10:48 am (#1575 of 2575)

Liz - these flying potatoes are amayonazing. Part C - St. Mungo's Lexicon Hospital for the Incurably Insane (May, 2005 to March, 2011) - Page 2 1003735042

Good Evans - why is your bed smoking?

Are these chips unidentified french-frying objects? if so where the salt and vinegar?


Good Evans - Sep 11, 2006 4:53 pm (#1576 of 2575)
Edited by Sep 11, 2006 9:54 am

because Phelim, it thinks that it is big and clever .......

arrrgghhhh !!!! I was so intent on Liz's machine that I forgot about the "fat fryer" (hee hee).

*puts out fire and conjures a fan to blow the smoke away* - cough cough - ahhh thats better. More chips please Liz!


Liz Mann - Sep 12, 2006 11:46 am (#1577 of 2575)
Edited by Sep 12, 2006 4:46 am

*sends chips in Good Evans' direction*

I'm going crazy with this machine! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


azi - Sep 12, 2006 1:30 pm (#1578 of 2575)
Edited by Sep 12, 2006 6:31 am

**Munches on chips** They're made with sunflower oil! That's better for you.

**Tells Archie off for eating potatoes until he felt ill**

Uh oh, we may have a case of potato overload here!


Finn BV - Sep 13, 2006 3:16 am (#1579 of 2575)

That's okay, I'll eat his potatoes. **loves potatoes and digs in to Archie's**

Uh-oh, don't get me sick though!

**plays with random ball of twine because he is now bored**


Tazzygirl - Sep 13, 2006 5:27 am (#1580 of 2575)

Have you been taking care of Dinky, Finn? Haven't seen him around for a while....


Elfcat - Sep 13, 2006 2:56 pm (#1581 of 2575)

*Runs around with a butterfly net trying to catch flying potato chips*

*stops to wave at everybody who waved or said hello when I came back*

*gets knocked out by random flying baked potato wearing a knitted jacket*


Liz Mann - Sep 13, 2006 3:01 pm (#1582 of 2575)
Edited by Sep 13, 2006 8:01 am

*pauses in shooting chips to wave back at Elfcat, even though she is unconscious already, then continues shooting in all directions*

Butterbeer on me to the person who can catch the most before I get tired of shooting.


Elfcat - Sep 13, 2006 3:06 pm (#1583 of 2575)

*does Captain-Ahab-style unconscious wave back at Liz, who appears to be online right now*


Good Evans - Sep 13, 2006 7:42 pm (#1584 of 2575)

** waves to everyone (including the unconscious elfcat) just to day hello!!***

*dives for Liz's chips, but feeling a bit full so will stop eating them now....*


dobbyiscool - Sep 13, 2006 8:56 pm (#1585 of 2575)

If we catch them and eat them do they count? Can we grab them off the ground? **starts catching chips**


Finn BV - Sep 14, 2006 2:56 am (#1586 of 2575)

Poor Dinky… didn't I tell you Tazzy? He splinched himself when he learned about Apparating, so now he's just Din and Ky.


Tazzygirl - Sep 14, 2006 5:40 am (#1587 of 2575)
Edited by Sep 13, 2006 10:41 pm

SPEW!! Poor Dinky- er- I mean Din and Ky! Now Rinky has two rabbits to keep him company!

**chokes on a potato skin, laughing so hard**


Liz Mann - Sep 14, 2006 7:59 pm (#1588 of 2575)

You don't have to eat them, just catch them. In fact it's probably better if you don't eat them so that you can prove how many you've caught.

*waves back at Elfcat*


Finn BV - Sep 15, 2006 2:14 am (#1589 of 2575)

But er, second part to the story is… I lost Ky. So I just have Din now. Sorry.


Phelim Mcintyre - Sep 15, 2006 8:11 am (#1590 of 2575)

Finn, I think I saw Ky running around by the Welcome Desk. I'll just go an check.


Liz Mann - Sep 15, 2006 1:10 pm (#1591 of 2575)

We'd better find Ky quick, before he gets near the attic.


Tazzygirl - Sep 15, 2006 7:45 pm (#1592 of 2575)

**sends Rinky off to find Ky**


Finn BV - Sep 15, 2006 11:59 pm (#1593 of 2575)

UH-OH!!!! Look what I found!!!

Y!!! But no K!!!!

… . darned Apparation…


Tazzygirl - Sep 16, 2006 3:01 am (#1594 of 2575)

**Rinky hops back to me with something in his mouth**

Ummm... Finn. I think we found K...


Finn BV - Sep 16, 2006 3:16 am (#1595 of 2575)
Edited by Sep 15, 2006 8:16 pm

Ohhh noooooo…

**performs random spell so that K comes back to life, if he was dead in the first place, which he may not have been, using a pencil which his not his wand in disguise**

K!!! Y!!! And Din!!! Family reunion!!


azi - Sep 16, 2006 11:14 am (#1596 of 2575)

Yey! **Dances**

So do we have 4 of them whole, or 4 parts? Can we reverse it?

Ooo, we could have family reunion party!

**Makes chocolate cake with chocolate butter icing and rainbow sprinkles appear**


Tazzygirl - Sep 16, 2006 8:59 pm (#1597 of 2575)

No, K is not dead. Rinky just played with him a little bit- thought it was one of his toys. I think a couple Reparo charms will fix Din, K, and Y!


Phelim Mcintyre - Sep 17, 2006 3:42 pm (#1598 of 2575)

Um Finn. We have a problem. A certain Dr Lockhart decided to do a reparo spell and we now have a YDinK. NOW what do we do?


Finn BV - Sep 17, 2006 6:00 pm (#1599 of 2575)

Dratted Gilderoy…

Let's try something else… YKniD. Uh-oh!! What did I do??


Liz Mann - Sep 17, 2006 6:42 pm (#1600 of 2575)

Let me try.

Whoops! Now we have DYniK.

Just wondering... what does a YDinK, YKniD or DYniK look like??

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Post  Lady Arabella on Mon May 06, 2013 8:34 pm


Finn BV - Sep 17, 2006 6:58 pm (#1601 of 2575)

Like this!


Good Evans - Sep 17, 2006 7:25 pm (#1602 of 2575)

eeekkk Finn!!!


azi - Sep 17, 2006 7:31 pm (#1603 of 2575)
Edited by Sep 17, 2006 12:31 pm

Eek, a monster!

**runs away to monster-proof shelter**


Liz Mann - Sep 18, 2006 12:27 am (#1604 of 2575)

Yikes!! *runs and hides under the bed*


Phelim Mcintyre - Sep 18, 2006 10:43 am (#1605 of 2575)
Edited by Sep 18, 2006 3:44 am

I'm not scared. Let's have another go.

There we are Dinky, as it should be. Or maybe not. Is Dinky supposed to be purple? I can't remember


Liz Mann - Sep 18, 2006 3:41 pm (#1606 of 2575)

Purple???? Are you sure that's Dinky, because we used to have another purple animal in St Mungo's.


Finn BV - Sep 18, 2006 6:06 pm (#1607 of 2575)

I found something orange under my bed…


Tazzygirl - Sep 19, 2006 5:16 am (#1608 of 2575)
Edited by Sep 18, 2006 10:19 pm

ahhh! My Rinky is purple! I forgot what color Dinky is supposed to be... I think he's green. ummmm... Din, K, and Y are laying over there in the corner...

LOL Finn! **makes mental note to stay out of Finn's Ward**


Phelim Mcintyre - Sep 19, 2006 10:29 am (#1609 of 2575)

So Din K Y have reseparrated? Now what? I'm running out of ideas.


Viola Intonada - Sep 20, 2006 2:25 am (#1610 of 2575)

Ahoy, me matey's! Me had to come out o' me closet for Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Good Day, Mateys!


Finn BV - Sep 20, 2006 2:55 am (#1611 of 2575)

Avast, what luck the tides of TLAP Day brings…… Dinky is as one!!!


dobbyiscool - Sep 20, 2006 9:27 pm (#1612 of 2575)

Bummer, I missed TLAP day. Oh well, there's always next year....


Finn BV - Sep 26, 2006 2:46 am (#1613 of 2575)

**pokes head in** Hallooooooooooooooo?

Ahh!! A ghost!! Oh, hey, it's Nearly Headless Nick. Hi, Nick, what's up?


Tazzygirl - Sep 26, 2006 3:09 am (#1614 of 2575)
Edited by Sep 25, 2006 8:09 pm

**wanders in from a closet, goes through another, promptly falls asleep**


azi - Sep 26, 2006 10:33 am (#1615 of 2575)

Is it safe to come out yet? **pokes head through a window**

Argh a ghost! **falls from window**


Good Evans - Sep 26, 2006 12:15 pm (#1616 of 2575)

summonses a trampoline for Azi to land on !

feels dead lazy - so has a lie down on bed and completely ignores both Finn and Nick (afterall talking to ghosts is common place isn't it???)


azi - Sep 26, 2006 2:53 pm (#1617 of 2575)

**Bounces back up to window** Phew! Thanks GE!

Sees ghost again. Argh! **falls down and bounces repeatedly**


Elfcat - Sep 26, 2006 10:41 pm (#1618 of 2575)

*finally wakes up from the potato war to find Something Orange licking her toes*



*turns to run away and ends up going straight through a ghost*

I have GOT to pay more attention to what I'm doing here....


Finn BV - Sep 28, 2006 3:20 am (#1619 of 2575)

Haha, Elfcat, those were Google results! But those are nothing compared to… THIS!


*jumps on Azi's trampoline with Nick, who can't really bounce*


Tazzygirl - Sep 28, 2006 6:59 am (#1620 of 2575)

**cowers in a corner, using Rinky for protection** Too many ghosts and monsters! **mutters to self**


Elfcat - Sep 30, 2006 4:23 am (#1621 of 2575)

Oh, Finn....I worry about you....

*Uses Something Orange as a mace to whack the new one*


Finn BV - Oct 1, 2006 11:29 pm (#1622 of 2575)

I hope these aren't signs of lunacy or anything… you don't think I'll go crazy in my later life, do you??


Good Evans - Oct 2, 2006 10:47 am (#1623 of 2575)

why wait ??? go crazy now - at least you are in the right place! My mum always said "never put off til tomorrow what you can do today"


Tazzygirl - Oct 3, 2006 4:09 am (#1624 of 2575)

**wanders off in search of a dr...** Anyone have a fabulous charm to get rid of the flu?


Good Evans - Oct 3, 2006 7:01 pm (#1625 of 2575)

yes tazzy..... "Shiveryenot" there you go.......


Tazzygirl - Oct 7, 2006 11:09 pm (#1626 of 2575)

Thanks, GE! Feel much better now!

Where is everyone?Echo! Echo! Echo! . . .

Finn BV - Oct 8, 2006 2:57 am (#1627 of 2575)

Echo echo echo echo echo.

I think they're all watching the intense Quidditch match.


azi - Oct 11, 2006 9:53 pm (#1628 of 2575)


A week without Internet has left me slightly confused...

**toddles off to eat butter and cream cheese**


Elfcat - Oct 20, 2006 2:47 pm (#1629 of 2575)

I leave for like three weeks and there are only five new posts? you guys are slacking.

*climbs up into a chandelier with a pea shooter to wait for passersby*


Finn BV - Oct 20, 2006 5:45 pm (#1630 of 2575)

As I said two weeks ago, they're all watching that intense Quidditch match.

*hides under the bedcovers from elfcat*


Tazzygirl - Oct 20, 2006 9:57 pm (#1631 of 2575)

**walks innocently under chandelier**


Liz Mann - Oct 20, 2006 10:38 pm (#1632 of 2575)

Weeee're baaaaack! And we are victorious. *places trophy in the atrium*

Now, I believe we were going to have tea. *extends plate* Finger sandwich? Scone? Crumpet?


pyrogrl - Oct 21, 2006 3:07 am (#1633 of 2575)



Phelim Mcintyre - Oct 21, 2006 12:29 pm (#1634 of 2575)

Liz Mann - hide the trophey. The healer's don't think we've beeb any where!!! (See daily Prophet article.)


Liz Mann - Oct 21, 2006 7:29 pm (#1635 of 2575)
Edited by Oct 21, 2006 12:31 pm

Don't worry, Phelim, it has a charm on it so that when the healers look it at all they'll see is a badly-made paper trophy. They'll just think we're being insane again, thinking we've been off playing Quidditch on bedpans.


Phelim Mcintyre - Oct 22, 2006 11:52 am (#1636 of 2575)

Nice one Liz!


Liz Mann - Oct 22, 2006 1:22 pm (#1637 of 2575)
Edited by Oct 22, 2006 6:23 am

Thank you. Now let's serve the tea. *picks up phone to the butler's quarters* Jeeves, be a darling and bring in the tea, please, love. And maybe some toast and cakes too... Lovely! *hangs up*


azi - Oct 22, 2006 9:19 pm (#1638 of 2575)

**Picks up the phone once more**

'And don't forgot the crumpets, old chap!'


Finn BV - Oct 22, 2006 10:15 pm (#1639 of 2575)
Edited by Oct 22, 2006 3:15 pm

And the old E. and B.!

(eggs and bacon, in the style of P.G. Wodehouse)

**is proud he can match up to the Brits in knowledge of British culture **


Liz Mann - Oct 22, 2006 10:57 pm (#1640 of 2575)

And then maybe for dinner we can have some roast beef and yorkshire pudding with spotted dick for afters, along with a glass of sherry.


Tazzygirl - Oct 23, 2006 5:38 am (#1641 of 2575)

Mmmm, that sounds good! Roast Beef is one of my favorites! **Takes a bite of crumpet**


Phelim Mcintyre - Oct 23, 2006 9:09 am (#1642 of 2575)

So sherry with the starter - I suggest watercress soup. A nice full-bodied red wine with the roast beef. And port afterwards. (Must do this properly you know.)

Well actually if we were it would be: Starter; Soup; Fish; Main (Meat); Sweet; Dessert. But I'm not sure I've got room for all of it. But who wants to try?


Good Evans - Oct 23, 2006 4:54 pm (#1643 of 2575)

make sure you pass the porter to the left !!!!!

reaches for a(n english) muffin!!

could we have a nice decent strength cup of tea please? - I dont like Earl Grey, nor tea that has only been vaguely inroduced to the tea leaves!


Liz Mann - Oct 23, 2006 10:07 pm (#1644 of 2575)

How about Twinings?


Tazzygirl - Oct 23, 2006 11:29 pm (#1645 of 2575)

I'll take Twinings!


Good Evans - Oct 24, 2006 5:54 pm (#1646 of 2575)

Thank you Liz!

now any more madelines left?


azi - Oct 24, 2006 5:56 pm (#1647 of 2575)

Mmmm **munches on hot buttered crumpets**


Elfcat - Oct 25, 2006 3:53 am (#1648 of 2575)
Edited by Oct 24, 2006 8:53 pm

*Snoring is heard from the chandelier* *a pea shooter drops into the tea kettle, forboding of what is to come* *inmates grab whatever is closest and head for the hills just as the unconcious form of the would-be sniper plummets from on high, effectively detonating the remainder of the Jolly Old English Spread*

Gads, I seem to be surrounded by wreckage. I think there's a crumpet in my ear.


Phelim Mcintyre - Oct 25, 2006 12:27 pm (#1649 of 2575)
Edited by Oct 25, 2006 5:27 am

*rings bell for butler* Bunter my good man. Tidy up the mess will you. Well done old boy.


Liz Mann - Oct 25, 2006 10:05 pm (#1650 of 2575)

Notify the house elves to come and clean up and then please ask the cook to bring up more food.
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azi - Oct 25, 2006 10:07 pm (#1651 of 2575)
Edited by Oct 25, 2006 3:08 pm

**Addresses personal maid**

'Darling, I'm rather cold. Would you kindly fetch me a cardigan, preferably not Umbridge-style. Maybe a warm bedpan I can put my feet on as well? Very well then, chop chop!'


Liz Mann - Oct 26, 2006 1:20 pm (#1652 of 2575)

Er, yes, one for me too darling, please.

(Just for the record very few Brits actually talk like all this anymore. )


Phelim Mcintyre - Oct 26, 2006 2:21 pm (#1653 of 2575)

Yes Liz - we're so upperclass at the moment even our what'ohs are scripted!


Finn BV - Oct 29, 2006 1:45 pm (#1654 of 2575)

**imitates stereotypical American**

Hey! You! Food! Now!


Liz Mann - Oct 29, 2006 6:34 pm (#1655 of 2575)

Oh my giddy aunt, that is the scariest avatar I've ever seen!


Tazzygirl - Oct 29, 2006 8:01 pm (#1656 of 2575)

**Lounges down by the pool** It's still warm enough to swim, right? *sips from a steaming cup of tea*


Finn BV - Oct 30, 2006 12:06 am (#1657 of 2575)

Yes, and Liz, I found it under my bed, too!


Liz Mann - Oct 30, 2006 10:52 am (#1658 of 2575)

It's always warm enough to swim, Tazzy, the pool's self-heating. In fact, the air around the pool is self-heating, so you can lounge in the deck chairs and not get cold.

If that's what's under your bed, Finn, I'm never coming in that wing.


azi - Oct 30, 2006 11:19 am (#1659 of 2575)

Mmm, self-heating pool. *drinks hot chocolate*


Tazzygirl - Oct 30, 2006 4:06 pm (#1660 of 2575)

Really?! Cool! **promptly changes into bathing suit and lounges**


Finn BV - Oct 31, 2006 3:11 am (#1661 of 2575)
Edited by Oct 30, 2006 7:11 pm

**runs away from the horror that is his bed and splashes into the pool in his hospital gown which magically turns into his bathing suit mid-air**


Phelim Mcintyre - Nov 2, 2006 2:37 pm (#1662 of 2575)

Sorry, but its not good for you swimming on a full stomach. So I'll just sit here and sip this glass of champaigne.


azi - Nov 2, 2006 7:45 pm (#1663 of 2575)

Where's our jacuzzi? I'm freezing my my stripy hat and gloves here! **shivers**


Good Evans - Nov 3, 2006 12:53 pm (#1664 of 2575)

it's next to the pool Azi!

I shall join Phelim in the champagne sipping - can't be bothered to exercise!


azi - Nov 3, 2006 4:36 pm (#1665 of 2575)

**Collapses into jacuzzi** Much better.

Seems Archie was blocking my view of it. I think he drank some skelegrow...


Good Evans - Nov 5, 2006 1:03 pm (#1666 of 2575)


*notices the no longer not so "pygmy" puff - called Archie!!!*


Liz Mann - Nov 10, 2006 1:40 pm (#1667 of 2575)
Edited by Nov 10, 2006 5:40 am

I heard the Healers talking and apparently the Ministry have decided that the hospital is too drab, and that that is likely to make us miserable rather than 'cure' us. So they've given us funds to completely re-decorate St Mungo's and make it more cheerful and comfortable, and they're going to allow us to decorate it ourselves, especially our own wards. They think this will help 'cure' us by distracting us from Harry Potter (personally I think it will have the opposite effect ).


azi - Nov 10, 2006 1:57 pm (#1668 of 2575)

Woohoo, painting time! Can we paint a picture of Hogwarts? And a BIG picture of Harry!

Although I may wake up in the middle of the night and be scared of his eyes peering through the darkness...


Phelim Mcintyre - Nov 10, 2006 3:50 pm (#1669 of 2575)

How about a competition to paint a mural of your favourite fake Harry Potter title? You know, Pillar of Storger etc.


Tazzygirl - Nov 10, 2006 8:11 pm (#1670 of 2575)

I'm totally for it! **jumps out of swimming pool**


azi - Nov 10, 2006 9:10 pm (#1671 of 2575)

Oooo...**starts painting a Phoenix**


Liz Mann - Nov 12, 2006 12:20 am (#1672 of 2575)
Edited by Nov 11, 2006 4:29 pm

Yeah, that's a really good idea!

I call Harry Potter and the Toenail of Icklibogg.


Finn BV - Nov 12, 2006 5:41 am (#1673 of 2575)

**takes lots of lime and hunter to produce…… "Harry Potter and the Green Flame Torch"**



Tazzygirl - Nov 12, 2006 8:00 pm (#1674 of 2575)

Can I just paint the actual book covers on a wall? Maybe in the front entrance?


Liz Mann - Nov 12, 2006 8:36 pm (#1675 of 2575)

Do whatever you want, we have the paint for it!


Tazzygirl - Nov 12, 2006 9:03 pm (#1676 of 2575)


**Starts painting SS/PS mural**


azi - Nov 12, 2006 10:05 pm (#1677 of 2575)
Edited by Nov 12, 2006 2:05 pm

**Finishes mural of phoenix and paints tribute to Dumbledore next to it**


Marie E. - Nov 13, 2006 1:38 am (#1678 of 2575)

Can murals talk as portraits do?


Tazzygirl - Nov 13, 2006 5:10 am (#1679 of 2575)

How cool would that be?

**quickly paints a mural of Book 7 to see if it would talk** Is it saying anything? **looking hopeful**


Tazzygirl - Nov 15, 2006 9:15 am (#1680 of 2575)

**continues to stare and listen at the wall, willing it to talk**


azi - Nov 15, 2006 7:10 pm (#1681 of 2575)
Edited by Nov 15, 2006 11:10 am

**Looks at Tazzy like she's insane**

Talking picture's indeed!

Ooo, Archie's made a, erm, lovely mural on his section of wall. I'm not sure what it is...


pyrogrl - Nov 17, 2006 12:41 am (#1682 of 2575)

Well well.

Seventeen at last.

It's been a long year. Glad that stupid sixteen-angst is over.


Liz Mann - Nov 17, 2006 7:45 pm (#1683 of 2575)
Edited by Nov 17, 2006 11:46 am


Sixteen angst? I loved being sixteen.

I think I'm going to have to be admitted into the Going Crazy Waiting for the Trailer On Monday ward.


Tazzygirl - Nov 17, 2006 10:31 pm (#1684 of 2575)

Happy Birthday Pyro! (Might be a little late, sorry!) I think I liked being 17. I don't remember. LOL!

**goes back to listening to Book 7 mural**


azi - Nov 18, 2006 12:50 pm (#1685 of 2575)

Are we having a party? **looks hopeful**

Meh 16. ‘Twas ok. *shrug*

**dances quietly with Archie**


Finn BV - Nov 18, 2006 10:23 pm (#1686 of 2575)

16 is two years away!

happy insane birthday, pyro!!


Liz Mann - Nov 24, 2006 4:57 pm (#1687 of 2575)
Edited by Nov 24, 2006 8:57 am



Gah! *rolls out of deckchair and into pool*

*cough* *splutter* What in the name of Hagrid's beard...?


Phelim Mcintyre - Nov 25, 2006 9:23 am (#1688 of 2575)

What?? Hagrid's beard has a name? Is it canon or not?


azi - Nov 25, 2006 10:28 am (#1689 of 2575)

**also wonders what Hagrid's beard is called...**

My mural's are finished. Archie's are too. **strokes giant Archie**


Tazzygirl - Nov 26, 2006 6:37 am (#1690 of 2575)
Edited by Nov 25, 2006 10:38 pm

**gives up on Book 7 mural** I think I shall now paint a Hungarian Horntail!! He can guard the front doors so the healers and Lockhart don't come back.

**proceeds to paint it on the main front doors**

Oh, and by the way, whatever made Archie big made Rinky big too. That's that noise you've all been hearing. He's been trying to hop down the stairs.


azi - Nov 26, 2006 11:58 am (#1691 of 2575)
Edited by Nov 26, 2006 3:58 am

**boom boom boom** Oh, I thought that noise was the Ministry attacking us again!


Oh great. Archie's joining in.


Finn BV - Nov 27, 2006 4:39 am (#1692 of 2575)

**runs about frantically because Archie is shaking a paintbrush in his face**

Um, what's going on?


pyrogrl - Dec 2, 2006 8:14 am (#1693 of 2575)

Oh, goodness gracious.

“Grease” is over. Now I'm exhausted. Why won't I simply go to my room and sleep? I think the Healers gave me some sort of potion to keep me energized. Some sort of magical Red Bull, maybe.


kabloink! - Dec 3, 2006 12:02 am (#1694 of 2575)

**Walks in sort of dazed*

Everything says new, but I think I've been here before...


azi - Dec 3, 2006 10:53 pm (#1695 of 2575)
Edited by Dec 3, 2006 2:53 pm

Archie, put down that brush! **gets paint splattered in face**

Grr, any more behaviour like that, young giant monster, and you're going to your closet!

**Gets splattered in face again**

Right! In you go, go on! **shoves Archie in closet**

He's grounded for 3 weeks.


Tazzygirl - Dec 5, 2006 3:33 am (#1696 of 2575)

Are you sure he can't break down the door, Azi?

**waves distractedly at Kabloink**


Phelim Mcintyre - Dec 5, 2006 4:50 pm (#1697 of 2575)

Is it time to put the Christmas decorations up yet?


Good Evans - Dec 5, 2006 9:12 pm (#1698 of 2575)

Crawls out of bed, with christmas decs on head and wanders vaguely towards the cupboard with the noises coming out of it.


Liz Mann - Dec 5, 2006 9:32 pm (#1699 of 2575)
Edited by Dec 5, 2006 1:33 pm

Greetings and salutations, kabloink! Nice to see you back again! Which ward are you in?

Yes, Phelim, let's put up the Christmas decorations!! Now where did we put the tree? I hope it's not up in the attic with KBR.


azi - Dec 6, 2006 6:15 pm (#1700 of 2575)

No, Julie! Don't open the door!

Yey, decorations! **charms a tree into existence** Is it big enough? It's 7 feet tall!
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Viola Intonada - Dec 7, 2006 1:01 am (#1701 of 2575)

*Falls down at Julie's feet after she opens the cupboard* Whew! Thanks for opening up the cupboard. I've been stuck in there for months. *blinks due to the bright light* Oooo, is it time to put up Christmas decorations? Yeah!!! I love decorating for Christmas.

I think I will put up a small tree in my room and decorate it with butterflies. *skips to her room, carefully avoiding any closets*


Marie E. - Dec 7, 2006 3:50 am (#1702 of 2575)
Edited by Dec 6, 2006 7:51 pm

*the thought of Magical Red Bull sounds interesting*

*checks into the Must-Stop-Watching-Sneak-Peeks-Of-OoP-Ward*

* decorates with fairies*



Pigwidgeon - Dec 7, 2006 2:14 pm (#1703 of 2575)

*comes careening through the door, tattered map in hand*

Woohoo! Found my way back from the land of (somewhat) sanity! I am now officially done with school; turned in my final paperwork yesterday!

Bring on the butterbeer and let’s party! There's a dozen barrels of it outside -- wingardium leviosa!!


Phelim Mcintyre - Dec 7, 2006 3:04 pm (#1704 of 2575)

Good to see you Viola. We missed you for the end of the Quidditch season. But people trapped in cupboards and magical maps. What next, a secret passage under my bed?


azi - Dec 7, 2006 4:52 pm (#1705 of 2575)

But wait...if Viola was in that cupboard, where did I put Archie?

**searches, only to get run over by a dozen barrels of butterbeer**



Liz Mann - Dec 7, 2006 10:20 pm (#1706 of 2575)

Yey, lost inmates turning up for Christmas.


Elfcat - Dec 9, 2006 1:23 am (#1707 of 2575)

Add one more to that list, Liz,( and this time I swear i'm BACK, not just checking in). (Webcomics rule, but they are distracting.)

Helloooooooooo Mungo's! Yay WHOA! *dodges flying butterbeer* Hey! Somebody could get killed! You people ought to watch what you're doing! *turns around, takes one step and promptly falls in the Jacuzzi*


Who put that there?


Liz Mann - Dec 9, 2006 7:26 pm (#1708 of 2575)

Don't complain, Elfcat, just enjoy the bubbles.


azi - Dec 9, 2006 8:32 pm (#1709 of 2575)

**puts stockings on the magically-enlarged fireplace for all St. Mungo's inhabitants**


Phelim Mcintyre - Dec 9, 2006 8:35 pm (#1710 of 2575)

Okay, what's your favourite Christmas carol/song? God rest you merry hippogriffs is a good start. Or if you're in England how about I'm Dreaming of A Wet Christmas?


Liz Mann - Dec 10, 2006 12:41 am (#1711 of 2575)

Well a wet Christmas is more likely than a white Christmas. We don't get snow here until February now. Dang global warming.


Viola Intonada - Dec 10, 2006 3:37 am (#1712 of 2575)

Well, We will just have to make sure we have a white Christmas in St. Mungo's. Anybody know a spell to make snow? I'm sure Hermione has to know one...

I have my tree all decorated now. The butterflies look wonderful, if I do say so myself.

*Helps tap butter beer keg* Congrats Pigwidgeon! *Passes her a HUGE mug of butter beer*

*sings* Jingle bells, the dungeon smells. Snape has gone astray....


azi - Dec 10, 2006 1:02 pm (#1713 of 2575)

Liz I adore your avatar! **jumps up and down excitedly**

We could get a snow machine. Can we have the ice rink again?

**sings along with Viola**

Maybe we could write our own St Mungo's Christmas Song? Any ideas?


Liz Mann - Dec 10, 2006 2:18 pm (#1714 of 2575)
Edited by Dec 10, 2006 6:19 am

Thanks, Azi. I wonder if our non-Brits and Australians will know who they are.


prof sprout - Dec 10, 2006 5:11 pm (#1715 of 2575)

Walks around looking confused. Where am I. How long have a I been gone? I've missed everyone.

I hope everyone has been able to cure themselves of the different "saneness" potions that the workers have been trying to sneak into your food.

I think that is why I disappeared for so long. They must have found out I was helping you.


Liz Mann - Dec 10, 2006 11:47 pm (#1716 of 2575)
Edited by Dec 10, 2006 3:50 pm

Hurray! Long- lost forum members turning up everywhere!

Don't worry, Prof S, I'm definitely not sane. To tell you the truth, though, I think the Healers have been watching us a little closer than normal recently. I guess they think that the Christmas atmosphere might drive us to greater levels of insanity than usual.


Viola Intonada - Dec 11, 2006 5:56 am (#1717 of 2575)

Ice skating rink! What a great idea, but lets make sure that everyone is out of the pool first before we turn it into a rink this year.

Sorry Liz, I have no clue who is in your avatar.

Welcome back, Prof. Sprout. I myself was just let out of a closet recently. Preparing for Christmas will definitely keep me qualified to stay at St. Mungo's for quite a while.


Phelim Mcintyre - Dec 11, 2006 4:39 pm (#1718 of 2575)

Viola - Liz's avatar is the puppet world equivalent of Harry Potter and Ron Weasley. The bear is called Sooty and the dog is called Sweep. His magic phrase is "Izzy Wizzy Let's Get Busy".

Oh yes, Prof Sprout, me sane? How dare you. I'm may be insane but I'm not mad enough to take medicine in food. The best thing to do with jello is fire it from a catapult.


Liz Mann - Dec 11, 2006 6:10 pm (#1719 of 2575)
Edited by Dec 11, 2006 10:11 am

Sooty and Sweep are as explained at Wikipedia.


Tazzygirl - Dec 13, 2006 6:51 am (#1720 of 2575)

**walks through the front doors after painting the dragon** OOh, Watch out! He likes to bite and breathe fire!

**waves to all the newcomers and returning patients**


Elfcat - Dec 14, 2006 12:39 am (#1721 of 2575)

You know I just got this sudden flash of memory from last year....being stuck under the ice for WEEKS....GET ME OUTTA THIS JACUZZI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Shoots five feet straight into the air*

Whew. There'll be no more of that. Hey, did you know if you stand close to this dragon painting, the fire is warm? I think my robes are starting to steam . . .nice.


Viola Intonada - Dec 14, 2006 5:15 am (#1722 of 2575)

Ooo, maybe if I stand next to the painting, the wrinkles in my robes will get steamed away. I was in that closet for a VERY long time.

Speaking of closets, I think we need to visit Fred and George's shop for some decorations, but I'm too paranoid about closets to take that route now. Does anyone have another way of getting there?


Phelim Mcintyre - Dec 17, 2006 8:52 pm (#1723 of 2575)

Who needs to go to Gred and Forges? I used owl order. *Pulls out big box* Oops, those are the mince pies. Now where did I hide the decorations? *Pulls even bigger box out from under bed* Here they are.


Pigwidgeon - Dec 17, 2006 11:20 pm (#1724 of 2575)

I can always go for ANYTHING chocolate! Anything chocolate in the catalog? *peers at owl order*


Tazzygirl - Dec 18, 2006 2:44 am (#1725 of 2575)

Did someone say chocolate?? **wanders over to where Pigwidgeon is**


azi - Dec 18, 2006 1:55 pm (#1726 of 2575)

I'm drinking hot chocolate and squirty cream.

Yey, decorations! **starts putting them on the tree**

Anyone got tinsel?


Liz Mann - Dec 18, 2006 2:41 pm (#1727 of 2575)
Edited by Dec 18, 2006 6:41 am

I have tinsel, Azi. *hands it over*


Deck the halls with loads of fairies,
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Don't eat the creams, they are canaries
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Sing we now our Christmas carol
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
Eat the squid at your own peril
Fa la la la la, la la la la


Tazzygirl - Dec 18, 2006 4:39 pm (#1728 of 2575)

I found miniature house-elf ornaments! **starts placing them variously around the tree**

**joins in with Liz** Awesome song!


pyrogrl - Dec 19, 2006 2:54 am (#1729 of 2575)

My eggnog brings all the elves to the pole
And they're like: "It's better than yours!"
That's right, it's better than yours!
But I have no more!

...Don't ask. Please.


Viola Intonada - Dec 19, 2006 6:19 am (#1730 of 2575)

Great song Liz!

Uh, Tazzy, where did those miniture house elf ornaments come from? They look pretty real.

Did I hear something about chocolate?


Tazzygirl - Dec 19, 2006 7:19 am (#1731 of 2575)

**looks innocent**


azi - Dec 19, 2006 8:34 pm (#1732 of 2575)

**takes Archie out of cupboard and decorates him with tinsel**

Aww, he's such a sweet giant pygmy puff!


Viola Intonada - Dec 20, 2006 4:51 am (#1733 of 2575)

Azi, you had better keep your pygmy puff out of my quadrotriticale! Or maybe that is just for tribbles? If Tribbles react to Klingons, do pygmy puffs react to Death Eaters?

Oh, I'm running out of shopping days. I'd better get out and buy some presents for my fellow inmates.


Liz Mann - Dec 21, 2006 6:57 pm (#1734 of 2575)
Edited by Dec 21, 2006 10:57 am

Let's celebrate! Not only is it nearly Christmas but we have a title for book seven! Woohoo! *starts a conga line*


azi - Dec 21, 2006 7:11 pm (#1735 of 2575)

**joins conga line** YEY!

Anyone got some mulled wine to celebrate?


Liz Mann - Dec 21, 2006 11:16 pm (#1736 of 2575)

No, but I have some firewhisky. *takes a swig and passes it down the conga line*


Tazzygirl - Dec 22, 2006 12:39 am (#1737 of 2575)

**Falls inline behind Azi**

**starts singing random songs**


Tazzygirl - Dec 22, 2006 6:36 am (#1738 of 2575)

I've decided to pull an all-nighter cookie baking fest in the kitchens. Anyone want to join me?


azi - Dec 22, 2006 1:14 pm (#1739 of 2575)

Ooo, yes!!! **puts apron with snow falling picture on** Can we make white chocolate and raspberry cookies?

**takes swig of firewhiskey**


Tazzygirl - Dec 22, 2006 8:05 pm (#1740 of 2575)

Yup, Azi! The kitchen is completely stocked with whatever we need!

**starts making triple chocolate with white chocolate chips and nuts cookies**


Liz Mann - Dec 22, 2006 8:53 pm (#1741 of 2575)
Edited by Dec 22, 2006 12:53 pm

Ooh, I'll help with the baking! I'm going to make shortbread cookies. Yum!


prof sprout - Dec 23, 2006 2:26 pm (#1742 of 2575)

Here are a bunch of plants to help decorate. Watch out for the love potions and mistletoe, bad combination.

I placed some presents for everyone in the corner, but be forewarned, there is a hex on them if you open them early. Your present will turn to itching powder from F & G shop, so you know that it’s not the only thing it does. The powder will only work on the opener of the present. And it is supposed to be impossible to open someone elses present. I think I have stuff labeled for everyone.

**Starts humming along to the song**


prof sprout - Dec 23, 2006 4:50 pm (#1743 of 2575)

Oh on CNN's website, they have video of a live giant squid (first time ever). Do you think it could be our headmaster out for a swim? Long live DIGS!!


Tazzygirl - Dec 23, 2006 5:20 pm (#1744 of 2575)

**Moves on to making candy cane shaped cookies**

Cool, Prof Sprout!!


Phelim Mcintyre - Dec 24, 2006 7:15 pm (#1745 of 2575)
Edited by Dec 24, 2006 11:15 am

*sound of owl crashing into Christmas Tree* *Takes letter from concussed owl, waves wand to fix tree* I'll try and get back tomorrow to open my present Prof Sporut, but I'm not sure how much I'll be around as I've just been told my father has lung cancer.


Tazzygirl - Dec 24, 2006 8:12 pm (#1746 of 2575)

I am so sorry to hear that, Phelim! ((((((HUGS)))))) to you and your family, and many healing charms to your dad.


Liz Mann - Dec 24, 2006 8:48 pm (#1747 of 2575)

Hugs from me too Phelim, and all the best Christmas wishes.


azi - Dec 24, 2006 10:34 pm (#1748 of 2575)

**hugs** Phelim!

Anyone want some mince pies?


Tazzygirl - Dec 25, 2006 1:00 am (#1749 of 2575)

I'll try some, Azi!! Never had mince pies before.

I think I'll make some apple pies...


Liz Mann - Dec 25, 2006 9:36 am (#1750 of 2575)

Harry Christmas everyone!
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Phelim Mcintyre - Dec 25, 2006 11:48 am (#1751 of 2575)
Edited by Dec 25, 2006 3:48 am

*Sudden pop as Phelim reappears with cracker in his hand* Um well, who's idea was it for a cracker as a portkey? Now its Christmas Daywhere did Prof Sprout put those presents? Oh wow - a Weasley Jumper. And a book - 1000 magical ailments you never knew you had and what to do now you know you've got them. Cool title. Now I can really make the healers think I'm ill!!!! Harry Christmas everyone. Will pass on hugs to the family.


Tazzygirl - Dec 25, 2006 6:42 pm (#1752 of 2575)
Edited by Dec 25, 2006 10:43 am

Harry Christmas everyone!!

**Searches through the gift pile for one marked for me**


azi - Dec 25, 2006 9:57 pm (#1753 of 2575)

Harry Christmas!

Tazzy - you seriously haven't had mince pies???

I got lots of chocolate this year...will keep away those dementors for a while!

**Pulls a cracker with Archie and gets a polka dot patterned hat**


Tazzygirl - Dec 26, 2006 8:07 am (#1754 of 2575)

Nope, Azi! Never! No one makes them here. I think I've been deprived.

**finds and opens gift** Cool!! It's green polka-dotted fuzzy slippers! One can never have too many slippers... *dreamy look* Thanks Prof Sprout!!


Liz Mann - Dec 26, 2006 3:19 pm (#1755 of 2575)

Well in that case, Tazzy, that is your Christmas present from me - mince pies and custard.


Finn BV - Jan 2, 2007 8:20 pm (#1756 of 2575)

**falls through the roof**


Oops, I guess I'm a little late. I've been out of my bed for too long. What's going on?


Elfcat - Jan 2, 2007 11:22 pm (#1757 of 2575)

I think I spent at least 30 hours in a car this week. The next time someone suggests we drive to Seattle for Christmas, I say we think twice or take a plane.

Well anyhow, Merry Chritsmas and a Harry new year! Even if I am late!


Tazzygirl - Jan 2, 2007 11:34 pm (#1758 of 2575)

Thanks Liz!

Happy New Year everyone!


azi - Jan 3, 2007 2:43 pm (#1759 of 2575)

Well, Christmas is over. Everything looks so much more dull now doesn't it? Are we taking the decorations down now or waiting until 12th night?

Anyone want some shortbread ginger cookies? Odd combination I know, but they're pretty nice! **Feeds Archie, who muches happily**


Elfcat - Jan 3, 2007 3:45 pm (#1760 of 2575)

Actually that sounds fantabulous, azi. *Takes a cookie, breaks it in half, eats one half and throws the other in the air for the first pet that can catch it.*

Everybody stand back, it could be a stampede!


Phelim Mcintyre - Jan 3, 2007 9:38 pm (#1761 of 2575)

Look at all these presents unopenned. Come on everyone, Prof Sprout took ages in Diagon Alley getting these for us.

Oh yes, my Dad sees the cancer specalist on Friday afternoon UK time.


Viola Intonada - Jan 7, 2007 3:43 am (#1762 of 2575)

Prayers to you and your dad, Phelim. Hope all goes well.

The last day of Christmas, I'd better open up my gift. Oooo, a new butterfly net. THANK YOU!


azi - Jan 7, 2007 4:45 pm (#1763 of 2575)

**healing charms** to your dad, Phelim!

**magically takes down all decorations with one huge sweep of a wand** Don't want bad luck for the year now, do we?

**munches on the last of the chocolate**

What do we do now?


Good Evans - Jan 7, 2007 8:24 pm (#1764 of 2575)

happy Easter everyone, where are the eggs????

** looks round, wonders why there is snow on the ground and proceeds to start organising an easter egg hunt**


Tazzygirl - Jan 15, 2007 2:03 am (#1765 of 2575)

**wanders around the halls** Helllooooo? Anybody there? **echo echo echo**


Phelim Mcintyre - Jan 15, 2007 11:59 am (#1766 of 2575)
Edited by Jan 15, 2007 3:59 am

*Yawns* Who's shouting. Can't anyone get over the New Year's celebrations in peace? *Rolls over and starts to snore*


azi - Jan 15, 2007 12:10 pm (#1767 of 2575)
Edited by Jan 15, 2007 4:10 am

Sorry Tazzy, it's mine and Archie's hibernation period before spring.

**gets comfy next to the warm fire**

Wake me up if it snows.


Liz Mann - Jan 15, 2007 7:57 pm (#1768 of 2575)
Edited by Jan 15, 2007 11:58 am

It can snow anytime we want here. Inside. Fred and George are now selling indoor, non-cold, non-meltable snow in a can.

*sets it loose and immediately the room is filled with howling wind and driving snow*

Ooops! I think I accidentally bought the blizzard!


azi - Jan 16, 2007 1:09 pm (#1769 of 2575)

**wakes up with wind swirling around**

ARGH, a tornado!!! **has to be rescused by Archie because getting blown away is NOT optional**


Tazzygirl - Jan 17, 2007 1:35 am (#1770 of 2575)

AHHHH! **shivers** Now, we can't have any of that! *points 'umbrella' at oncoming blizzard and tornado, turning it into a fun snow day*

Anyone have any sleds?! Look at that hill! It's perfect for sledding down!


Elfcat - Jan 17, 2007 4:09 am (#1771 of 2575)

*dive-bombs hill Calvin-and-Hobbes style with a toboggan*



ooh. that went well.


Phelim Mcintyre - Jan 17, 2007 11:39 am (#1772 of 2575)
Edited by Jan 17, 2007 3:39 am

I hope no one was in the jacuzzi/swimming pool as it appears to have frozen over. Now where are my ice skates? Reminds me of the St Mungo Winter Olympics last year.


azi - Jan 17, 2007 12:57 pm (#1773 of 2575)

**joins people in sledging**

WOOHOO! **crashes into fun snow drift**


Tazzygirl - Jan 18, 2007 1:58 am (#1774 of 2575)

**starts building a snowman**

Did Elfcat land in the jacuzzi when it was freezing over?


Elfcat - Jan 19, 2007 12:51 am (#1775 of 2575)

No, but I think I may have landed on it just after, as i seem to be at the bottom of a tiled hole full of crushed ice.


Phelim Mcintyre - Jan 20, 2007 7:57 pm (#1776 of 2575)

Oh ice block in the jacuzzi. To escape from this wind I think I'll build and igloo.


Phelim Mcintyre - Jan 22, 2007 2:51 pm (#1777 of 2575)
Edited by Jan 22, 2007 6:51 am

*Healer walks in and thinks I'm playing with toys blocks*


Tazzygirl - Jan 22, 2007 11:28 pm (#1778 of 2575)

The healers are back?! I thought we got rid of them?!!



Phelim Mcintyre - Jan 23, 2007 4:02 pm (#1779 of 2575)

Don't worry, they've gone, as they thought I was sitting by the paddling pool, playing with building blocks.


Viola Intonada - Jan 23, 2007 9:57 pm (#1780 of 2575)

Wahoo! Snow day! I will finally get to use my new sled I got, and build a snow man, and a snow fort, and ice skate, and have a snow ball fight, and ski and.......


pyrogrl - Jan 24, 2007 12:07 am (#1781 of 2575)


Oi, who locked me in my room? Bleh bleh.

Oh goodness, my mood today is indescribable. On the one hand, I'm ecstatic because I finally finished "Schadenfreude", which I've been working on since June/July. On the other hand, that also makes me really sad. That fic was like...the one place where I could put all of my own angst into a creative form without scaring people.

Oi vey.


Tazzygirl - Jan 24, 2007 3:42 am (#1782 of 2575)

**attempts to ski and fails**

**hands butterbeer to Pyro**


azi - Jan 24, 2007 6:21 pm (#1783 of 2575)
Edited by Jan 24, 2007 10:21 am

Anyone want to celebrate Burns Night? Technically it's tomorrow, but no harm in starting early.

**Starts teaching Archie how to do Scottish Folk Dancing**


Phelim Mcintyre - Jan 25, 2007 5:44 pm (#1784 of 2575)

Burn's Night?!. I wonder if the latest edition or the Quibbler has anything on how to catch a "McSporan Tartaned" Spotted Haggis? Do you think they are dangerous enough for Hagrid to keep as a pet?


azi - Jan 26, 2007 11:38 pm (#1785 of 2575)

With fangs like that? Definitely Hagrid's!

**takes tartan decorations down with a swoop of a wand**

What festival should we celebrate next?


Liz Mann - Jan 27, 2007 1:36 am (#1786 of 2575)

Maybe we could make one up and hold it annually.


Tazzygirl - Jan 27, 2007 5:25 am (#1787 of 2575)

Do we have a St. Mungo's Day?

**builds a dragon out of snow**


Phelim Mcintyre - Jan 27, 2007 12:45 pm (#1788 of 2575)

Um Tazzygirl - we've missed it. St Mungo's Day is January 13th. But I did hear Lockheat muttering something about pink hearts.


Tazzygirl - Jan 27, 2007 7:57 pm (#1789 of 2575)

Uhoh. OOps... HAPPY LATE ST. MUNGO's DAY everyone!

Maybe we can come up with something before Lockhart has a chance to turn everything pink?


Viola Intonada - Jan 28, 2007 6:58 am (#1790 of 2575)

How about if we lock Lockhart into a closet for a day and have a "Happy Non-Lockhart Day"? Where nothing will be allowed to be pink. Or maybe we could devote an entire day to the alternate uses of Lime Jello?


Tazzygirl - Jan 28, 2007 6:14 pm (#1791 of 2575)

That sounds awesome, Viola!


azi - Jan 28, 2007 8:52 pm (#1792 of 2575)

I like the idea! An Anti-pink day sounds great!

Now...how to capture Lockhart...


Tazzygirl - Jan 28, 2007 10:12 pm (#1793 of 2575)

We could decorate a room with pink hearts and such, tell Lockhart that there is a party going on, and when he walks in, we can seal the door and room so he can't get out! How's that sound?


Viola Intonada - Jan 29, 2007 1:28 am (#1794 of 2575)

All we have to do is throw a stack of photos, quill and ink into the room and tell him someone wants his autograph. I've heard that his joined up writing is getting better.

Better yet, tell him there is a photographer in there that wants to take his picture. We won't even have to lock the door!


Phelim Mcintyre - Jan 29, 2007 2:44 pm (#1795 of 2575)

Or simply tell him that some Cornish pixies are after him and a cupboard is pixie proof. Make sure there is a full sized mirror in there to keep him occupied as he brushes his hair.


Viola Intonada - Jan 30, 2007 3:14 am (#1796 of 2575)

Excellent idea, Phelim. I will take care of that right now.


Viola Intonada - Feb 1, 2007 5:43 am (#1797 of 2575)

Wow! Did eveeryone else follow Lockhart into the room? Where is everyone? Hello? Anyone home?

*wanders through halls looking for signs of life*


Tazzygirl - Feb 1, 2007 8:52 am (#1798 of 2575)

**bangs wildly on door**

Lockhart grabbed my arm and dragged me in! Help!!!! I can't get out!


Liz Mann - Feb 1, 2007 5:11 pm (#1799 of 2575)

Deathly Hallows release date is 21st July. Let's party!


azi - Feb 1, 2007 8:39 pm (#1800 of 2575)

Well, it'll be a very long pre-release party, but why not?

**switches on music and dances**

Don't forget the HP themed party hats! They move!
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Part C - St. Mungo's Lexicon Hospital for the Incurably Insane (May, 2005 to March, 2011) - Page 2 Empty Book Early For A Room With A Golden Bedpan

Post  Lady Arabella on Mon May 06, 2013 8:48 pm


prof sprout - Feb 1, 2007 10:57 pm (#1801 of 2575)

Okay guys you know the drill. I'm taking reservations for the “Do Not disturb Me, I'm Reading!” room. Remember this is a benefit, not a right and residents that misbehave will be put in the “I Can't Read Because My Younger Sibling Won't Leave Me Alone” ward. If you don't have a younger sibling, one will be provided.

Book early for a room with a golden bed pan.

Prof. Sprout.


Liz Mann - Feb 1, 2007 11:22 pm (#1802 of 2575)

I'll take one.


Viola Intonada - Feb 2, 2007 4:14 am (#1803 of 2575)

Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Reserve a space for me, please. *jumps up and down, excitedly*

Should we let Lockhart out of the room now that we have another reason to party? or should we just leave him in there a while?

*Carefully lets Tazzy out with out releasing Lockhart*

Sorry about locking you in there with Lockhart, Tazzy. How many signed photos did he try to give you? Did he force you to help him with his fan letter?


Tazzygirl - Feb 2, 2007 7:10 am (#1804 of 2575)
Edited by Feb 1, 2007 11:10 pm

**falls out of room, Lockhart holding onto a foot** Thanks Viola! It was pretty bad- he tried to get me to take 40 autographed pictures, AND was just about to force me to start writing fan mail. Perfect timing!

Prof. Sprout- **jumps up and down waving hand madly** Add me to the list, please!!!


azi - Feb 2, 2007 10:39 am (#1805 of 2575)

**looks down at menu for Do Not Disturb ward**

Erm, I'll take the golden bedpan, food to bedside service, with extra cheese.

**starts dancing again**


Liz Mann - Feb 2, 2007 2:03 pm (#1806 of 2575)

I wonder if we can book the weird sisters for our party.


Phelim Mcintyre - Feb 3, 2007 8:36 pm (#1807 of 2575)

Um, I'd like to book a bed but I'm being let out for Sectus. See I have this note here saying I can go. NO Lockhart, I do not need your signature. GO AWAY, I SAID GO AWAY. Oh look is that a pixie? (That got rid of him. Quick lock the cupboard before he tries to get out again.)


Liz Mann - Feb 4, 2007 12:16 am (#1808 of 2575)

I'm going to Sectus too but I'm coming back to the “Do Not Disturb Me I'm Reading Ward” in the evenings.


Phelim Mcintyre - Feb 4, 2007 4:28 pm (#1809 of 2575)

Yeah Liz, I'm also the Muggle Studies professor for the Class stream. I will chase up on the mobile ward, I mean meeting room for those of us going to Sectus.


Elfcat - Feb 6, 2007 3:38 pm (#1810 of 2575)

Ooh! I want a room! (am I a lousy fan because I don't know what Sectus is...? All signs point to probably....)

Er, thanks for the picture, Gilderoy. NO Gildy that's my hand, don't sign it. HEY! GET OFF, I SAY!! *beats Lockhart off with a rather large flyswatter*


Phelim Mcintyre - Feb 6, 2007 8:51 pm (#1811 of 2575)

Elfcat - Sectus is a BIG Harry Potter Fan gathering in London this July. And yes, the conference is on when the new book is released.

That Lockhart is getting worse. I thought I had locked him in the cupboard. If it wasn't Lockhart who was it?


Viola Intonada - Feb 8, 2007 5:29 pm (#1812 of 2575)

*knocks from inside cupboard* Help! Let me out! Who locked me up in this cupboard? One moment I was standing next to Lockhart, trying to refuse the 10th signed photograph he was trying to give me, then I was locked in this cupboard.


Phelim Mcintyre - Feb 8, 2007 6:37 pm (#1813 of 2575)
Edited by Feb 8, 2007 10:37 am

*opens cupboard* Oooops, sorry Viola. But what's your secret with Lockhart. Only ten signed photographs! If I took all the ones he had tried to give me it would cover all the walls. Sorry Lockhart, I don't want another photograph. I have a nice pile already. I hear that the James Thickey ward is planning a Valentine's day party. Why don't you go and help decorate it?


Liz Mann - Feb 8, 2007 9:10 pm (#1814 of 2575)
Edited by Feb 8, 2007 1:10 pm

It's the Janus Thickley ward.

Nice to see you back again, Viola! If you want a room in the 'Don't Disturb Me I'm Reading' ward, you have to book now. Unless of course you're going to be released for Sectus.


pyrogrl - Feb 9, 2007 1:46 am (#1815 of 2575)

I'll book a room in that ward!

Meantime, I'll be over in the "Pining Over Broadway Stars and Over the Completion of a Fic" ward with all 76 pages of "Schadenfreude" and a picture of John Tartaglia.

AHHH. I just squashed a bug on the picture of the grad dress of my dreams! ...Ew.

Do you have to be over eighteen to attend Sectus? Well, I suppose it doesn't matter, since I don't have the money for a plane ticket to London anyways.


Phelim Mcintyre - Feb 9, 2007 9:04 am (#1816 of 2575)

Pyro - yes you do need to be over 18. Oh well, maybe another year.


pyrogrl - Feb 9, 2007 7:46 pm (#1817 of 2575)

Gee. I'll be eighteen in like...nine-and-a-half months. Darn it.

Ah well. Promise to tell us all about it, whoever goes!


Phelim Mcintyre - Feb 10, 2007 12:53 pm (#1818 of 2575)

Not a problem - the worse thing is being away from a computer to post on the Forum and chat re the next book with all my fellow inmates. Why are we here? Because we know too much about the books!!!


Viola Intonada - Feb 12, 2007 2:43 am (#1819 of 2575)

Pyro, just use some aging serum. The twins might still have some that they would sell to you.


Finn BV - Feb 12, 2007 6:00 am (#1820 of 2575)

*pops out of bedknob*

Erm, what's been going on, I seem to have been on a month-long vacation to visit my ailing great-aunt Georgiana who has the flu!


Phelim Mcintyre - Feb 12, 2007 6:57 pm (#1821 of 2575)

What's been happening? Um, trying to stop Lockhart putting pink hearts up all over the place, giving out signed photos, and signing anything that stands still. And everyone getting over excited about the new and last Harry Potter book coming out. Over excited. No not possible. Do book your bed in the reading ward if you want to.


Liz Mann - Feb 13, 2007 1:46 pm (#1822 of 2575)
Edited by Feb 13, 2007 5:46 am

I'm feeling particularly HP crazy today. I had nightmares last night about stuff happening in the books that I didn't want, mainly because I was re-reading HBP before I went to bed, found a worrying passage that I had forgotten about, and fell asleep thinking about it. And I have been impatient to get home all morning so I could post on the main forum about it.

I'm not a particularly happy bunny right now.


Tazzygirl - Feb 14, 2007 6:35 am (#1823 of 2575)
Edited by Feb 13, 2007 10:36 pm

**hands a butterbeer to Liz** I'm sorry! I think many of us are going through that. I had a HP dream the other night too that wasn't good.

It's Valentine's Day. Did we lock up Lockhart properly????


Phelim Mcintyre - Feb 14, 2007 9:16 am (#1824 of 2575)

I last saw him heading up stairs. But we'd better lock the door anyway just in case.... Who put that great pink heart up in the centre of the ceiling? Oh pesky pixies - he's got back in. Everyone HIDE or should that be quick anti-Lockhart charms. All together now....


Viola Intonada - Feb 14, 2007 7:52 pm (#1825 of 2575)

Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone! Lockhart didn't arrange for any singing telegrams, has he?


Phelim Mcintyre - Feb 15, 2007 9:10 am (#1826 of 2575)

Valentine's Day is over and none appeared. May be the locking charm I put on the door kept them out. May be it kept everyone else out as well, its too quiet in here. I know they're just hiding in case there were any singing telegrams.


Good Evans - Feb 15, 2007 8:08 pm (#1827 of 2575)
Edited by Feb 15, 2007 12:08 pm

***wanders in *** Oh yes please... I need to book a bed in the ward for the "release read".

I was gazing out of a window that faces the muggle street this morning - could have sworn I saw myself go by... clearly insane........ ***wanders off twirling a small hourglass shaped pendant, humming quietly to self****


pyrogrl - Feb 15, 2007 11:19 pm (#1828 of 2575)

Okay, I'm pretty much going to break every single one of the rules of the forum but I should be forgiven because the news is INCREDIBLE. Here goes:


Meaning that I probably will be on here less because I will be OBSESSING over EVERY. LITTLE. THING. BUT AHHH. Yay for me!


Tazzygirl - Feb 16, 2007 6:38 am (#1829 of 2575)

Congrats Pyro!! We'll make sure the Healers don't notice when you are gone. **evil grin**


Pigwidgeon - Feb 22, 2007 4:41 am (#1830 of 2575)

That's awesome, Pyro! A huge role, to be sure. I love that musical -- I've seen it four times. Now that should qualify me for a bunk here, heh.

Break a leg!


azi - Feb 22, 2007 11:22 am (#1831 of 2575)

Well, it's been quite here the past couple of days! Has everyone been munching on pancakes?

**eats pancakes with Archie** We made too many.


Liz Mann - Feb 24, 2007 1:21 am (#1832 of 2575)

Actually, Hagrid has started an owl-order bakery service and sent us free samples of his toffee, so my jaws have been cemented together for a while.


Phelim Mcintyre - Feb 24, 2007 9:22 pm (#1833 of 2575)
Edited by Feb 24, 2007 1:24 pm

Toffee - I thought it was a new building material? I've been sat in the corner building a wall with it.

As its toffee we want to give it to the healers? Or just Lockhart? Or should I just keep this wall in front of the door the healers use to keep them out?


Phelim Mcintyre - Feb 28, 2007 6:55 pm (#1834 of 2575)

Um, may be it's not the healers that I've walled out! Oh dear. May be I should dismantle this wall. Well I would dismantle the wall if it wasn't stuck together. Ooops.


azi - Feb 28, 2007 7:23 pm (#1835 of 2575)
Edited by Feb 28, 2007 11:24 am

**speaks in muffled voice**

Help, I'm stuck inside the wall!!!


Liz Mann - Feb 28, 2007 10:55 pm (#1836 of 2575)
Edited by Feb 28, 2007 2:55 pm

Oh no, another person stuck in the wall! I'll go get the sledge hammer.


Tazzygirl - Mar 1, 2007 1:04 am (#1837 of 2575)

I'll get some pillows to muffle the hammering, and hopefully it will help not hurt anyone stuck in the wall!


Phelim Mcintyre - Mar 1, 2007 8:59 am (#1838 of 2575)

Azi - eat your way out. Hold on, this is Hagrid's cooking we're talking about. Azi - DON'T eat your way out. (Conjours up a pneumatic drill and ear defenders for every one) Hope this drill works.


Phelim Mcintyre - Mar 4, 2007 4:50 pm (#1839 of 2575)

Sorry Azi, but the toffee has blunted the drill. Any luck with the hammers?


azi - Mar 4, 2007 7:08 pm (#1840 of 2575)
Edited by Mar 4, 2007 11:09 am

**muffled voice** Oh dear...

Anyone have a blowtorch? We could melt my way out!


Phelim Mcintyre - Mar 4, 2007 7:33 pm (#1841 of 2575)

Or we could all use spells to make flames. But do we really want melted toffee all over the ward floor?


azi - Mar 4, 2007 7:40 pm (#1842 of 2575)

It'll be fun watching the healer's slip on it! OR we could have a toffee rink!


Tazzygirl - Mar 4, 2007 9:54 pm (#1843 of 2575)
Edited by Mar 4, 2007 1:54 pm

I have a blowtorch! I was saving it to make giant sugar sculptures in the kitchen, but haven't had a chance yet. Maybe we could make statues out of the toffee as it melts?


Viola Intonada - Mar 6, 2007 3:25 am (#1844 of 2575)

Oooo, I want to make toffee statues! Hang in there Azi. *Butterflies come swarming in to land on the wall of toffee*

Wait, Tazzy, hold that blow torch! Don't hurt my butterflies! *Tries to shoo butterflies off of the toffee* Hey, they're eating it. Aw, I was really looking forward to making toffee statues....


Tazzygirl - Mar 6, 2007 4:09 am (#1845 of 2575)
Edited by Mar 5, 2007 8:11 pm

Viola! You have to catch your butterflies, they aren't eating the toffee, they are starting to stick! (Is thinking of Jurassic Park and the mosquitos in amber... )


Liz Mann - Mar 6, 2007 6:27 pm (#1846 of 2575)

One day, when butterflies are extinct, Muggle scientists will find yours stuck in the toffee, extract their DNA and create a bunch of giant vicious butterflies and try to use them in a theme park, but the butterflies will spin cocoons around all the staff and escape upon the world.


Phelim Mcintyre - Mar 7, 2007 8:36 pm (#1847 of 2575)

What will it be called - Harry Potter versus Monmotha?


Viola Intonada - Mar 7, 2007 10:19 pm (#1848 of 2575)

ROFL!!! Sounds like the start of a new fan fic!

*Rushes to save butterflies from getting stuck*

Oh well, as soon as I clear my butterflies, Tazzy, you can start in with the blow torch.


Tazzygirl - Mar 8, 2007 7:27 am (#1849 of 2575)

SPEW! That'd make an interesting movie!

Whoo-hoo! **starts up the blow torch**


Liz Mann - Mar 9, 2007 12:26 am (#1850 of 2575)

Yes, because once the butterflies escape Voldemort gets them on his side promising that they will have plenty of victims. It'd be a great crossover fic.

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Post  Lady Arabella on Mon May 06, 2013 8:50 pm


azi - Mar 9, 2007 2:14 pm (#1851 of 2575)

**closes eyes and hopes she doesn't get burnt**


Phelim Mcintyre - Mar 10, 2007 2:35 pm (#1852 of 2575)
Edited by Mar 10, 2007 6:35 am

Right then, now the toffee has started melting. Let’s channel it out into the healers' rest room. What's that ball floating out the door? It’s a quaffle. Quick, we need it for when the new Quidditch season starts. When does the season start? *looks in wizarding sporting callendar*.


Tazzygirl - Mar 12, 2007 11:29 pm (#1853 of 2575)

**stops blowtorching and admires handiwork** Did I unstick you, Azi?

**puts self-greasing gloves on and starts molding toffee into statues of St. Mungo's patients**


azi - Mar 12, 2007 11:30 pm (#1854 of 2575)

**falls into a pool of toffee**

Yep, I think I'm out, thank you!

**starts combing toffee out of Archie's hair**


Viola Intonada - Mar 13, 2007 1:46 am (#1855 of 2575)
Edited by Mar 12, 2007 5:46 pm

My butterflies turn evil? Surely not my poor innocent, sweet butterflies? They would never do anyone harm that didn't deserve it. Remember it was Rita Skitter that made those allegations. You don't believe the things you read in the Daily Prophet do you?

Oooo, Quidditch season, soon?!?!?!


Phelim Mcintyre - Mar 13, 2007 1:35 pm (#1856 of 2575)

I don't think your butterflies would turn evil. But I wouldn't put it past a mad scientist to manipulate genetics to make a monster in the future. And no, I don't believe what I read in the Prophet.

Great idea with the statues, Tazzygirl. We can use them as decoys during the quiddich season.


Viola Intonada - Mar 20, 2007 2:52 am (#1857 of 2575)

Alright, now that the Quidditch season is gearing up, I need to start practicing. I'm going to practice being keeper by keeping the staff out of our wing here. *goes to stand in doorway, assumes a menacing look on face*


Tazzygirl - Mar 20, 2007 8:00 am (#1858 of 2575)

**starts melting extra Toffee into Quidditch gear for the statues**


Viola Intonada - Mar 23, 2007 2:22 am (#1859 of 2575)

Oops, I'd better stop practicing Keeping her also, because everyone is staying away from here also.


Viola Intonada - Mar 25, 2007 2:52 am (#1860 of 2575)

And I obviously need to read my posts a bit closer before hitting the magic button!

Hello, is there anyone around? Anyone? *Goes looking through the hallways* I wonder if everyone got stuck in the toffee?


Tazzygirl - Mar 25, 2007 7:08 am (#1861 of 2575)

I'm here, Viola! Sorry, I was concentrating too much on creating the decoy Toffee quidditch player's protective gear. I think I'm done now!

**sits back to admire handiwork** Think these could throw the other teams off??


Liz Mann - Mar 25, 2007 5:29 pm (#1862 of 2575)

I'm here too. *waves*


azi - Mar 25, 2007 7:29 pm (#1863 of 2575)

I forgot what I was doing. I got hit by one of Lockhart's new memory charms that can penetrate walls.


Phelim Mcintyre - Mar 26, 2007 8:37 am (#1864 of 2575)

I must have been asleep for ages. Why didn't my clock wake me up? Oh yes the clocks changed at the weekend in the UK. Look, mine has changed into an apple.


Viola Intonada - Mar 29, 2007 1:42 am (#1865 of 2575)

Tazzy, your toffee decoys look absolutely amazing. I'm very impressed. Ooo, I've got an idea, Tazzy. You should back one look like Lockhart giving out autographs, that ought to scare the other teams.

Phelim, I hate it when that happens. I hope your clock changes into something that keeps time, soon.


Tazzygirl - Mar 29, 2007 4:51 am (#1866 of 2575)

OooH! What a great idea, Viola! **starts collecting up toffee pieces**


azi - Mar 29, 2007 2:15 pm (#1867 of 2575)

**Archie eats Phelim's clock-apple**

Bad Archie, NO!

**starts carving new clock out of toffee**


Phelim Mcintyre - Mar 29, 2007 3:43 pm (#1868 of 2575)

Oh dear, I hope Archie doesn't get into a bad mood - it was a crab apple!! (he, heh)

Does anyone have any potions or charms to help me cope with the dragging time between yesterday's release of the cover art and the release of the last book? It's driving me mad!


Viola Intonada - Apr 2, 2007 3:35 am (#1869 of 2575)

No, sorry, but I would watch out for any of Fred and George's April Fool's day pranks.


pyrogrl - Apr 5, 2007 10:51 pm (#1870 of 2575)

I make a safe return from Italy bearing gifts of Italian chocolate for ALL. Enjoy! -flings-


Viola Intonada - Apr 6, 2007 3:39 am (#1871 of 2575)

Wahoo! Chocolate! And just in time for Easter.

I have been busy hiding Easter Eggs and chocolate bunnies for everyone. I've been pretty devious in hiding them. You might want to start looking now, you might find them by Easter. hehehe


Viola Intonada - Apr 11, 2007 3:00 am (#1872 of 2575)

Oh my, I was a bit too devious and over enthusiastic in hiding the Easter eggs. I must have hidden all the rest of the inmates to.

_____________________________________azi - Apr 11, 2007 11:30 am (#1873 of 2575)

**knocks from inside of an egg** HELP!

I seem to get trapped everywhere at the moment...


Viola Intonada - Apr 12, 2007 2:33 am (#1874 of 2575)

Oh, I hear something coming for one of the eggs. *Sigh* It's times like this that I regret hiding so many eggs. *Starts looking for eggs and checking each one for inmates* Maybe I shouldn't have bought some eggs from Gred and Forge.....


azi - Apr 12, 2007 11:16 am (#1875 of 2575)

Oh *that's* what happened! I touched an egg and it sucked me inside!


Viola Intonada - Apr 12, 2007 3:00 pm (#1876 of 2575)

I found your egg, Azi. Now, just to get you out..... I might have to call Gred and Forge...


azi - Apr 12, 2007 5:26 pm (#1877 of 2575)

It's ok, me and Archie carry little hammers. We'll just chip at the chocolate and eat it until we get out!


Liz Mann - Apr 12, 2007 6:36 pm (#1878 of 2575)
Edited by Apr 12, 2007 11:36 am

*breaks out of an egg*

Yikes! I grew feathers in there! What kind of eggs are these? You didn't get the eggs from WWW did you, Viola?


Viola Intonada - Apr 13, 2007 2:41 am (#1879 of 2575)

Umm, uh, umm...*shuffles feet and tries to look innocent*


Phelim Mcintyre - Apr 16, 2007 12:28 pm (#1880 of 2575)

Hello everybody I've been away for the last week visiting the seaside. Oh look an Easer Egg that no body's eaten. I didn't get much chocolate so I'll try this one.


Liz Mann - Apr 16, 2007 9:34 pm (#1881 of 2575)

Wait, noooooooo... Oops, too late, Phelim got stuck in one too.


Phelim Mcintyre - Apr 17, 2007 11:29 am (#1882 of 2575)
Edited by Apr 17, 2007 4:29 am

*voice from inside egg* Who's this in here with me? Should this egg now have a label saying "warning contains nuts"? Help yes, its Lockhart. GET ME OUT OF HERE. VIOLA!!!!


Phelim Mcintyre - Apr 18, 2007 11:47 am (#1883 of 2575)

Has Viola gone into hiding? Will someone please get me out of this egg, Lockhart is trying to give me his autograph. HELP. Someone. Please.


Liz Mann - Apr 18, 2007 3:19 pm (#1884 of 2575)
Edited by Apr 18, 2007 8:19 am

*starts eating a hole in the egg*


Phelim Mcintyre - Apr 19, 2007 10:18 am (#1885 of 2575)
Edited by Apr 19, 2007 3:19 am

*breaking out of egg* Free at last! Thanks Liz. Look, Lockhart even signed my gown. It'll never come out. Now where is Viola hiding? *Calls* Oh Viola.


Viola Intonada - Apr 19, 2007 4:14 pm (#1886 of 2575)

*Hides very quietly in a small dark closet*


Viola Intonada - Apr 25, 2007 4:47 pm (#1887 of 2575)

Sorry all, I just received an owl that my FIL passed away. The healers are allowing me a short pass to the muggle world. See you next week.

I will try to get Gred and Forge back here to pick up the rest of the Easter eggs before anyone else gets stuck in one.


Tazzygirl - Apr 25, 2007 6:25 pm (#1888 of 2575)

**wanders in absentmindedly** Sorry guys, I went for a walk and got lost!

Viola, so sorry to hear about your FIL!! **Hugs** to you and your family!


Liz Mann - Apr 26, 2007 9:35 pm (#1889 of 2575)

So sorry to hear about that Viola. *hugs*


Phelim Mcintyre - Apr 28, 2007 12:09 pm (#1890 of 2575)

Gred and Forge have now cleared away the remaining Easter Eggs and have even replaced my hospital gown. As a way to say sorry for what happened they have given us this big plate of biscuits.


Liz Mann - Apr 29, 2007 12:31 am (#1891 of 2575)

Plate of biscuits? *looks nervously at it* Darn, I know it's dangerous to eat anything of Gred and Forge's but they just look soooo gooood... *drools*


Phelim Mcintyre - May 3, 2007 9:26 am (#1892 of 2575)
Edited by May 3, 2007 2:27 am

As no-one is silly enough to eat the biscuits...... oh Healer Lockhart. I have some biscuits for you.


Good Evans - May 12, 2007 9:23 pm (#1893 of 2575)

I was cleaning out the bedpans - and got locked in the sluice room by the healers!!!! I've been in there for weeks, missed all the chocolate, rats!! aha toffee........ umm......umm......nummmm....mummmmmm.....hlllffppp, mmmm....teef...shuckkkkk...hlllppfffff


Liz Mann - May 13, 2007 12:32 am (#1894 of 2575)

Uh oh, careful Good Evans, you might get your jaws cemented together.

With the summer coming up, I say we should get the pool ready for use. It could use a bit of cleaning out. I think there are grindylows in there. *peers into pool*


Good Evans - May 13, 2007 2:31 pm (#1895 of 2575)

**swishing mouth out with Mrs Miggins magical mouthwash*** (well she diversified!). ahhh that is better - stay away from that toffee folks - very dangerous stuff!!

is that a long finger I see draped out of the pool? looks like grindylows to me Liz, ***gets bedpan and aims for the long fingers.... ***


Viola Intonada - May 14, 2007 3:36 am (#1896 of 2575)

Oooo, Sounds like a job for Professor Lockhart. We can tell him the grindylows want his autograph. That ought to get rid of them all.


azi - May 14, 2007 9:47 am (#1897 of 2575)

**Throws Lockhart into pool**

I feel so much better!

**watches Grindylow's flee**


Viola Intonada - May 14, 2007 8:34 pm (#1898 of 2575)

Wow! I didn't know that grindylow's could move so fast out of the water. It looks like the pool is clear. Now how do we get Lockhart out so that we can enjoy the pool?

Meanwhile, I will start making some lemonade.


Tazzygirl - May 14, 2007 8:47 pm (#1899 of 2575)

Isn't there a massive convention for witches and wizards over by Ottery St. Catchpole? I think I heard someone passing by and asking if Gilderoy Lockhardt was going to be there...


Viola Intonada - May 15, 2007 4:01 am (#1900 of 2575)

I didn't hear anyth.... Ah, yes, I heard they were looking forward to some autograph photos of Lockhart. (Speaking rather loudly toward the pool)
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Liz Mann - May 15, 2007 3:16 pm (#1901 of 2575)
Edited by May 15, 2007 8:16 am

Yes, that's right, and they want him to give a demonstration of his skills in joined-up writing.


Viola Intonada - May 15, 2007 8:05 pm (#1902 of 2575)

*Lockhart leaves pool area hurriedly*

All right, the pool is clear and ready for some fun!

Cannonbbbaaallll! *SPLASH*


Tazzygirl - May 15, 2007 8:10 pm (#1903 of 2575)

**runs toward pool, and leaps in**

Do we still have that box of pool toys?


azi - May 15, 2007 8:29 pm (#1904 of 2575)

**sits on an inflatable ring duck drinking gillywater**


Viola Intonada - May 16, 2007 8:20 pm (#1905 of 2575)

Ooo, pool toys! I call the inflatable moose!


Good Evans - May 17, 2007 9:24 am (#1906 of 2575)

Inflatable dementor for me!!!!!!! **belly flops in to pool and swims towards inflatables**


Liz Mann - Jun 25, 2007 6:40 pm (#1907 of 2575)

Someone turned 21 today.


Good Evans - Jun 25, 2007 6:46 pm (#1908 of 2575)

WOOOO HOOOOO to youuuuuuuu !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

butterbeers out for Liz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Tazzygirl - Jun 25, 2007 10:38 pm (#1909 of 2575)
Edited by Jun 25, 2007 3:39 pm

Happy Birthday Liz! Here is a lovely gift for you from Flourish and Blotts!

I wish I still had my inflatable Kangaroo... Dizzy Lizzy killed it the last time we had a pool party.


Viola Intonada - Jun 26, 2007 2:17 am (#1910 of 2575)

This calls for a birthday party!

*conjures up balloons, steamers and noise makers* I'll ask the house elves for some special food and a big cake. Any requests for flavors?


pyrogrl - Jun 26, 2007 7:49 am (#1911 of 2575)
Edited by Jun 26, 2007 12:50 am


In 2003, Caitlin McCoy posted the lyrics to a certain song that I searched for relentlessly because I liked the lyrics but could never find, for she never told us who sang it or what it was called.

Today, I was buying Tori Amos songs off iTunes. I purchased that very song, randomly, and I didn't notice until I listened to the lyrics and they sparked a memory of several *headdesks* as each search failed.

I know, not important. But. I thought that it was cool.



Liz Mann - Jun 28, 2007 2:12 pm (#1912 of 2575)

Thank you, everyone! *wipes away tear*


Phelim Mcintyre - Jun 29, 2007 11:04 am (#1913 of 2575)

Liz - as we are both escaping from St Mungos to attend Sectus I will have to get you something there (if my money comes through). Look forward to your talk, and Immo's. Hope you come to my class on Friday as they don't clash.


pyrogrl - Jun 29, 2007 3:04 pm (#1914 of 2575)

. . .I want to go to Sectus.

Stupid "over eighteen" rule. I'm eighteen in November, but I guess that's not close enough, eh? *le sigh* And is this the last one, since Deathly Hallows is coming out soon? (IN, OH EM GEE, TWENTY-TWO DAYS?)


Liz Mann - Jun 29, 2007 3:12 pm (#1915 of 2575)

Well I heard that there's going to be another Sectus next year in Oxford, but I don't know if that's confirmed or not.

See you there, Phelim!


Phelim Mcintyre - Jun 29, 2007 5:47 pm (#1916 of 2575)

I think that there will be an Accio next year in Oxford and am too waiting for more news.


Phelim Mcintyre - Jul 6, 2007 11:31 am (#1917 of 2575)

Liz, Pyro - I have pasted the Accio 08 details on the Sectus thread on the main Forum. Hope to see you at Accio, Pyro (as I've already volunteered to help next year I will be there).

Liz - could you email me as your email isn't on your profile so I can organise a Potties get together that includes Good Evans? Thanks.


Pinky - Jul 9, 2007 7:58 pm (#1918 of 2575)

Pyro? You're turning 18? I must have been locked in a time-turner warp. Are you sure you're not still 13? Wow - time flies!

Anyway, I was just wondering if we were reserving rooms in the "Don't bother me I'm reading" ward? I was wondering if I could have my old room back - I'll only need it for the hours between midnight and dawn on the night-that-cannot-be-waited-for.


Liz Mann - Jul 9, 2007 11:58 pm (#1919 of 2575)

I want a room in the "Don't Bother Me I'm Reading" ward too!

I know, Pinky, doesn't time fly? I was only fifteen when I came on here and now I'm twenty-one.


pyrogrl - Jul 10, 2007 12:33 am (#1920 of 2575)

Four more months, baby. Just four. =]

And I would love my old room, please. It's fabulous; I'm getting my book at midnight, and I get to read it all weekend while I'm not working and we're vacationing in Jasper. =]


Tazzygirl - Jul 10, 2007 7:32 am (#1921 of 2575)

I want to reserve a room as well! **starts making a mental list of necessities: Chocolate frogs, blankets, hot chocolate, tea...***

I think I missed signing up for a room the last time. Not sure.


Good Evans - Jul 13, 2007 9:15 am (#1922 of 2575)

confirmation of room booking has been received!! woo hoo! starts packing supplies - food , drinks , bedpan, all over self cleaning spell (well I won’t have time to go to the bathroom for any reason!)


azi - Jul 13, 2007 11:14 am (#1923 of 2575)
Edited by Jul 13, 2007 4:14 am

**falls up through the floor** I've no idea where I just was, but it wasn't here.

**wanders off muttering something about a book and the need to hide to avoid mean people**


Liz Mann - Jul 14, 2007 2:54 pm (#1924 of 2575)

Maybe we should also have a 'Bereavement Ward' set up just in case.


Good Evans - Jul 14, 2007 7:15 pm (#1925 of 2575)

ooohh nooooo - I need therapy just thinking about it!


Tazzygirl - Jul 14, 2007 8:48 pm (#1926 of 2575)

I've got a very good friend who is a therapist. He's said he'd stay in the 'Bereavement Ward' for anyone wishing to have a session.


Phelim Mcintyre - Jul 15, 2007 3:22 pm (#1927 of 2575)

I hope the therapist isn't Lockhart. Not so much a session more a mind wash.


Viola Intonada - Jul 16, 2007 1:48 am (#1928 of 2575)

Well at least Lockhart can obliviate our memory and then we wouldn't remember that anyone died, or that the final book came out and we could enjoy it anew all over again.

I want a room in the "Do not disturb" ward!


azi - Jul 16, 2007 10:13 am (#1929 of 2575)

**jumps up and down**

Is it out yet? Is it out yet? Is it out yet? No? Is it out now? Now?

**tries to distract self by painting a mural of Hogwarts on Archie**


pyrogrl - Jul 16, 2007 10:43 pm (#1930 of 2575)

Five days. Wow.

I can't breathe.


Viola Intonada - Jul 17, 2007 3:19 am (#1931 of 2575)

Only five more days?!?!?!?!? It's like waiting for Christmas when I was a little girl. I'm excited, but I'm not looking forward to the excitement to be over, if that makes any sense. I guess that's why I'm in St. Mungo's!


Good Evans - Jul 17, 2007 9:00 pm (#1932 of 2575)

**joins Azi** Is it out yet, now??????



Liz Mann - Jul 17, 2007 11:23 pm (#1933 of 2575)

Be careful, guys, if the healers see you getting worked up they might come round giving us all calming potions.


Tazzygirl - Jul 18, 2007 1:12 am (#1934 of 2575)

**takes final inventory of her room in the Do Not Disturb Me ward**


pyrogrl - Jul 18, 2007 3:09 am (#1935 of 2575)

I'm going to head in my room right now; with all the spoilers flying around, I'm dying off the internet until the book is released.


Tazzygirl - Jul 18, 2007 9:16 am (#1936 of 2575)

Pyro- that's what I'm going to do starting tomorrow morning.


Pinky - Jul 18, 2007 12:19 pm (#1937 of 2575)
Edited by Jul 18, 2007 5:19 am

~*locks self in room*

I sure hope they can magic some food in here, or it’s going to be a long wait until the weekend. I'm glad I brought a few crates of canary creams in here with me. Anyone want one while they wait?


Phelim Mcintyre - Jul 18, 2007 2:09 pm (#1938 of 2575)

No thanks, I've managed to persuade the healers to let me out for the weekend. As long as I promise to use a decent hex on those people who shout out spoilers. Now what would be better bat-bogie or sectusempra?


Liz Mann - Jul 18, 2007 5:02 pm (#1939 of 2575)
Edited by Jul 18, 2007 10:04 am

Sectusempra would be tempting but you might get thrown in Azkaban for it (laws are laws) so better go with bat-bogie. Besides, the latter in public affords a certain amount of entertainment for the crowd and a decent amount of humiliation for the person who spoiled.

I too have been given leave to go to Sectus, so I will reserve a spot in the bereavement councelling room and see everyone on the other side. *hugs*


Viola Intonada - Jul 20, 2007 12:19 am (#1940 of 2575)

Should we spend the last night before the book comes out thinking of outragous endings to the book?

I'm getting so excited!!!!!


Liz Mann - Jul 24, 2007 11:20 pm (#1941 of 2575)
Edited by Jul 24, 2007 4:20 pm

*wanders into the atrium with suitcase*

So, I'm back after all the Deathly Hallows/Sectus stuff. Let's celebrate having the full series with a pool party!


Phelim Mcintyre - Jul 25, 2007 10:17 am (#1942 of 2575)

I've finished the book so where's my inflatable toy. I'd better not use the wand I got at Sectus until I've had Ollivander check it out properly. No canary creams around. Good. PARTY!!!!


azi - Jul 25, 2007 11:16 am (#1943 of 2575)

**Blows up balloons emblazoned with Harry's face**

Bertie Botts' beans, Fizzing Whizbees, Chocolate Frogs...think we're sorted for food!

**sits in rubber duck ring** Ah, this is the life.


Tazzygirl - Jul 25, 2007 8:56 pm (#1944 of 2575)

I'm still a little sad to have a pool party. No more HP books...

**goes off to sit under a tree**


Good Evans - Jul 26, 2007 6:57 pm (#1945 of 2575)

**pokes head out from under bed**.... is it all over? really? **grabs tissues and heads back underneath the bed**. I'm only coming out for my therapy session, I'm just too upset


Liz Mann - Jul 26, 2007 11:06 pm (#1946 of 2575)
Edited by Jul 26, 2007 4:06 pm

*crawls under Good Evans's bed and pats her on the back* There, there, Good Evans. There are still two movies, possibly a Harry Potter Encyclopedia, and the fandom left.


Tazzygirl - Jul 27, 2007 6:21 am (#1947 of 2575)

**lets out a wail** But there aren't anymore HP books! No more anxiously waiting for a new book!

I hope there is an encyclopedia. That might help cheer me up.


azi - Jul 27, 2007 12:34 pm (#1948 of 2575)

**hands out Hagrid-esque spotted handkerchiefs to everyone**

There there, yes it's all very sad, but keep yourself busy and you'll be fine! (who am I kidding?)

**hugs Archie to make self feel better**


Phelim Mcintyre - Jul 28, 2007 1:37 pm (#1949 of 2575)

Now that I have recovered from certain deaths, the bereavement counselling service is now open.


Good Evans - Jul 28, 2007 7:38 pm (#1950 of 2575)
Edited by Jul 28, 2007 12:39 pm

**tentatively comes out from bed, supported by Liz, sits in circle with Azi and Tazzy and has a group hug, feels a bit better, signs up and the passes round the breavement counselling register**
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