Part B - St. Mungo's Lexicon Ward for the Incurably Insane (March, 2004 to May, 2005)

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Part B - St. Mungo's Lexicon Ward for the Incurably Insane (March, 2004 to May, 2005)

Post  Lady Arabella on Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:02 pm

The following is an archive of material originally posted on the Harry Potter Lexicon Forum, hosted by World Crossing, which ceased operations on April 15th, 2011

Archvist's note:  Get ready for an adventure ~ the whacky residents of St. Mungo's enjoy Bedpan Quidditch, Lime Jello, Evil Purple Sloths, Calimari Nights, Snape Beverages, Pyrotechnic displays, Jello Submarines, Giant Rubber Duckies, Mardi Gras parades complete with tossing Canary Creams to the Muggle crowd, and much, much more!


  Moving In  
  Decorating, Ted E. Bears, Flying Vampire Monkeys  
  Parties, PJ's, Disco Ball, Calimari Warnings, Beauty Night  
  More Partying, PJ's, Makeup, Gringott's Vault #666  
  St. Patrick's Day & Riverdance (and odd manicurists)  
  Bedpan Quidditch Above A Volcano  
  Everyone's A Fruit & Nut Case; Off to NZ in a Rubber Ducky  
  Counting Sheep; Are We There Yet?  
  The Kooky Kiwis & Canadian Ehs  
  Hagrid Becomes A Cheerleader; April Fool's  
  More April Fool's  
  Where Is LJ? Magical Bites & Cures  
  Sounds Like South Dakota; Hagrid's Easter Eggs  
  Post 666; Are You Sure Those Are Mosquitos?  
  The Quidditch Match  
  Hitching a Ride on a Reindeer . . . or Bullwinkle  
  Back to St. Mungo's for Parties & Pressies  
  Gina's Party, Pryo & Iceman Steam Up the Quidditch Pitch  
  Birthdays!  
  Happy Birthday Kip!  
  Yet More Parties . . .  
  And Even More Birthdays!  
  On Board the Jello Sub, Welcome Back Abby  
  The Elephant in the Room  
  St. Mungo's Band  
  The Song That Never Ends  
  Sugar vs. Sugar-Free, Duct Tape  
  Warthog Wafers & Canary Creams  
  Lots of 'Fetti  
  Insanity Again, and Masks  

  Painting the Ward  
  The Quest for the Holy Quill, Part 1  
  The Quest for the Holy Quill, Part 2  
  Hee Haw; Grasshoppers Shed  
  Transport by Giant Peach  
  The KBR is Back  
  Playing the Kenyan Kneazles  
  The Pit of the Peach  
  Bedpan Quidditch Championship Game  
  Garage Sale Party  
  Floods, Food, and Roller Coasters  
  Draco Dolls and Goats  
  St. Mungo's Residents Celebrate Pirate's Day  
  Full Moon Party  
  Ghostly Pyro  
  Come Dressed as a Song  
  The Mapkeeper  
  Welcome New Inmates  
  Accio Map  
  The 12 Days of St. Mungo's Christmas  
  Deck the Halls With Padded Rubber  
  Decorating for Christmas  
  Snape Beverages - Magical Mulled Cider  
  DBMIR  
  Trapping KBR  
  Hiccups  
  Mutated College Students  
  Escape to DisneyWorld  
  Abbyfetti & April Fool's  
  Missing the Old Days  
  Packing Up and On the Move  


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St. Mungo's Lexicon Ward for the Incurably Insane
Gina R Snape - Mar 6, 2004 3:41 pm
Edited by Oct 10, 2006 5:39 am

This thread is a continuation (if ever such a thing could be said!) for the St. Mungo's Roll Call! thread originally started by Caitlin McCoy.

Do you 'suffer' (and I use the term loosely) from the 'delusion' (if indeed it is...) that you are living in the world of Harry Potter? Do you long for a day when you can see magical creatures, eat giant calamari, play quidditch, practice charms and spells, take on an animagus, marry a member of the Hogwarts faculty?

If your answer is "but that's not crazy. That's just good sense..." then you belong here! Welcome!

Ignore the small print...
Just remember, you can check out any time you like...but you can never leave.

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A-is-for-Amy - Mar 6, 2004 3:56 pm (#1 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 6, 2004 7:57 am

**Drops suitcase on shiny new floor**

Wow! First post (sort of) Well, I'm home! Do we have new wards? I guess I'll just climb on my bedpan and go insearch of everyone else to make sure they made the move safely....

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Istari Jones - Mar 6, 2004 4:13 pm (#2 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 6, 2004 8:14 am

Gina! You brat! I was this close to starting a new thread but thought there was some reason we were supposed to wait! Double darn darn darn!

*Runs faster than a locomotive to the biggest, best, most outrageously luxurious corner room the floor has. And NO I don't care if it does belong to the administration. They can keep their desks in the broom closet sized offices just like Arthur Weasley has to do. After all, if it's good enough for him, welll-l-l...*

Wow! Look at my sunken bathtub! (Gina whispers into my ear) Sorry Gina, it is not the St. Mungo's swimming pool, it's my bathtub!

Wow, a Extra Extra- large Big Screen Plasma TV! And look at all the bedpans! Amy! Let's race around the halls before anyone else gets here!

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PyroGrl - Mar 6, 2004 4:33 pm (#3 of 2965)

I didn't wanna move! **starts crying uncontrollably** I want it BACK! I want the old thread BACK!! **wails**

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A-is-for-Amy - Mar 6, 2004 4:45 pm (#4 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 6, 2004 8:46 am

Wheeee! Race you to the rec room, Istari! Does anyone notice a weird echo? It's almost like we're underground.... Is there something the staff isn't telling us?

PS- Don't worry Pyro! This place is already starting to feel like home! Who has the disco ball? Did it survive the move?

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Gina R Snape - Mar 6, 2004 4:47 pm (#5 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 6, 2004 8:51 am

*Looks in Istari's general direction*

Heh, heh, heh, heh

I got the last post on the old thread too, you know. But yours was beautiful.

Make no mistake, I took over the largest legitimate rooms and amenities when I opened up this thread. After all that, am I not a Slytherin? Severus will be so proud!

Don't worry, Pyro. You'll get used to it here. Why don't you go down to the field and incinerate that memorial statue to Sirius Black? That might make you feel better.

Hey, look everyone! Sir Cadogan has joined us.

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*Hermionefan(#1) - Mar 6, 2004 4:58 pm (#6 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 6, 2004 9:03 am

*Looks around, searching for a suitable room*

Since I'm not completely familiar with St Mungo's, I'll need to know all the wards and everything so I can chose my room and all. Is the Quidditch game still on?

Since I didn't get one of those last mourning posts at the other St Mungo's, I'll do my speech here. We have gathered here today to say good bye to and old favorite place. St. Mungo's was a wacky, yet homey place everyone loved to be at, even me, although I was confused because a lot of it was new to me. As we all relocate to this new thread, I would like to say a few words before everyone starts fighting over rooms... Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!

By the way, my birthday was yesterday... I turned 11... and I GOT MY HOGWARTS LETTER!!!

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A-is-for-Amy - Mar 6, 2004 5:10 pm (#7 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 6, 2004 9:10 am

Happy belated Birthday, Emily! Here, I baked, er, refrigerated a jello cake for you! Rainbow flavor! I found my room...lovely padded walls in a soothing shade of sage green. My barred windows overlook the new Quidditch pitch, and the fireplace is letting off a cheerful purple glow. *begins to unpack*

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Marie E. - Mar 6, 2004 5:45 pm (#8 of 2965)

Ah, a new home! See, pyro, it won't be so bad with all of our friends here. And we can always go back and visit the old place from time to time.

*Spreads out her stuff in the Rereads-the-books-too-often Ward*

I don't know if we are necessarily "incurable" or just refuse to cured. Is there anyone here who actually wants to be free of our HP obsession?

Happy Birthday, Emily! You will be visiting Diagon Alley this summer then for your supplies? We should all go with you and make it a field trip. How fun!

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Liz Mann - Mar 6, 2004 6:58 pm (#9 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 6, 2004 10:58 am

*the front doors of the new St Mungo's burst open and great billows of thick purple smoke pour into the room. The smoke clears to reveal Liz in her Maniacs robes, a bad pan in one hand and a suitcase in the other. Drops suitcase*

Heeeeeeeeres Lizzy!

I made it! It's quite fun moving, actually. Now, could someone kindly direct me to the Obsessive-Compulsive-Bed Pan Quidditch Disorder ward, please.

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Gina R Snape - Mar 6, 2004 7:36 pm (#10 of 2965)

Happy Birthday, Hermionefan! And congratulations on your letter. I've notified Severus of your impending arrival this September. He sneers in your general direction by way of welcome.

You find and/or create your own fitting ward here. We're not too terribly formal!

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Istari Jones - Mar 6, 2004 7:45 pm (#11 of 2965)

*Revs up her bedpan next to Amy*

Legitimate or not, Gina, I'm staying in that room. There's a little Slytherin in all of us! Besides, it has a refrigerator packed with diet Pepsi and Hershey bars. There are a couple extra beds if someone wants to move in. Love the Sir Cadogan!!

Happy Birthday Hermy! Glad you got your letter! Welcome, everyone!

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*Hermionefan(#1) - Mar 6, 2004 10:25 pm (#12 of 2965)

Actually, in my letter Professor McGonagall spelled her name wrong, and the supply list didn't have a pewter cauldron, but oh well. I'd love to go to Diagon Alley as a field trip with everyone!

In that case, I guess I'm in the "wishing there was someone at school obsessed with Harry Potter besides me" ward.

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wormsé - Mar 6, 2004 10:39 pm (#13 of 2965)

... *swings open the entrance doors and runs to the Re-reads the books way to often ward*

Ohhh, lookie! Marie is going to be my new buddy!!! YaY!

*begins to unpack all belongings in her pretty new room*

Tan walls, a striped bed, shiny/glittery lamp shades, an Indian style rug.... I always wanted a room like this. *claps*

Happy Birthday, Hermy!!!

*is really jealous that Hermy got a letter to Hogwarts and I didn't....*

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Madam Poppy - Mar 6, 2004 10:50 pm (#14 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 6, 2004 2:54 pm

A-hem, A-hem, I leave the Hospital for a trip to Majorca, and look what happens! I'll have you know that you'll never find the door to my room! It is unplottable and can only be opened by ME!

It has been decorated in Poppy Red of course. My bath tub would be the envy of any Hogwarts Prefect. I also have a natural spring waterfall that surpasses any Muggle shower. I have a real toilet, though there seems to be a slight problem with the plumbing.

The Empress-size canopy bed is draped in flowing gauze and ivy. I have special ordered my new curtains from Madam Malkins of Diagon Alley. (FYI: She is branching out into home decor) My carpets should be flying in any day now. A Mr. A. Weasley has them held up in customs.

WELCOME BACK PATIENTS!

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Acceber - Mar 6, 2004 11:11 pm (#15 of 2965)

Haven't moved from old St. Mungo's (only discovered it a couple days ago, and was overwhelmed on how many posts I would have to read, so I decided not to join then). But now, they're a new thread with only 14 posts to date, so my myopic eyes feel a lot better. Anyway, I belong in the 'parents don't understand obsession ward' and I could probably fit in 'rereads books way too often' ward, with Lindsay and Marie. I've always wanted a roommate or two or three...

Happy Birthday Hermy! Congrats on your letter and please tell us how Diagon Alley is. Before I turned 11, I'd always dream about getting my Hogwarts letter and showing it to my delighted parents and annoyed sister. This was pre-obsession by the way.

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Liz Mann - Mar 6, 2004 11:13 pm (#16 of 2965)

Let's have a little competition. First person to find Madam Poppy's bathroom gets ten chocolate frogs!

(Pst! Does anyone want to supply the chocolate frogs?)

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PyroGrl - Mar 6, 2004 11:37 pm (#17 of 2965)

**sings Happy Birthday to Hermy**

D'you know, I didn't go to Hogwarts until halfway through the year? My parents hid the letter on me! Can you imagine??

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A-is-for-Amy - Mar 7, 2004 12:03 am (#18 of 2965)

I'll supply the Chocolate Frogs, Liz! What do you think my walls are padded with? I've squeezed my room in between the “Obsessively Re-reads The Books Way Too Much Ward,” and the “Writes Fan Fiction At Every Available Opportunity Ward” for now. AND I've found a fountain in my bathroom, right next to the toilet! FAN-CY!

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PyroGrl - Mar 7, 2004 12:13 am (#19 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 6, 2004 4:14 pm

D'you know, that really cute Healer-in-training...I think his name is Robbie, I can't remember...anyway, he said I could have anything I wanted in my room^^. Whoot!

So, here it is:

Double bed with denim duvet, pink pillows, skirt, and sheets. Also, lots of fuzzy pink decorative pillows and a little fuzzy pink blanket on the end of the bed. And a little stuffed turtle (not pink!) sitting on my bed. Very cute. His name is Squirt and he is MINE! MINE MINE MINEY!!

BUBBLES suspended magically around my room. They NEVER pop!!

A huge, pink shoe-chair in the corner with pink leopard print on it to match the lamp beside my bed.

Magicified Muggles PLASMA TV across from my bed with a Magicified Muggle DVD player on top, connected to surround sound. Smile. DVDs contain Chicago, Bruce Almight, a bunch of Adam Sandler and a bunch of Johnny Depp. Oh, and a few Drew Barrymore movies. Oh, and Charlie's Angels 2. OH! Can't forget Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter. Beside the DVD stand is the bookcase, and I'm not even going into those.

Party in my room tonight!!!! Bring movies galore!! You'll find my room near the...erm...Pinkified Ward. You can't miss it!! It's very pink!

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Pinky - Mar 7, 2004 12:23 am (#20 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 6, 2004 4:25 pm

Erm - Pinkified ward not to be confused with me please!

Istari, may I be one of your roommates? I am discovering my inner Slytherin self and am starting to stand up to my Hufflepuffie tendencies. I'll help you defend it against any staff who may try to evict you (Madame Poppy excluded. Welcome back!!!!).

I actually almost shed a tear between Istari's and Gina's last posts. *sigh* But just think of all the adventures we'll have here! And Istari, deleted posts still count towards the 3,000 limit. That's why the last post over there is actually 2,955. There were apparently 45 deleted posts. I wonder what they were?

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PyroGrl - Mar 7, 2004 12:42 am (#21 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 6, 2004 4:42 pm

I invited Draco Malfoy too. And Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger...but I think of those three, only Hermione will show. She wants to learn more about the people of St. Mungo's. I think...we'll make this party fun. Smile *evil grin*

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Marie E. - Mar 7, 2004 1:57 am (#22 of 2965)

Yay! Lindsay is my new roomie! We can practice our bird calls together. *tweet tweet*

And Acceber, don't mind us. We'll keep it down.

So, did LJ make the move? Or is he skulking around the old place?

Madam Poppy, if you wanted your rooms to remain a secret, why, oh why. did describe them so?

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Blast - Mar 7, 2004 2:39 am (#23 of 2965)

Poppy, the pumblers are here! Just tell me where your office is and they can get to work. New digs, great!

I’m in the Quidditch House Elves and I could really use a donut right now ward. Some of those House Elves can really get on your nerves, though. Boy, they aren't so cheerful all the time, love gambling too. They are hiding Bagman somewhere, I understand. We won the game if anybody's interested.

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PyroGrl - Mar 7, 2004 2:46 am (#24 of 2965)

When's the game start? The sooner the better, or I might light the *new* Quidditch pitch on fire.

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Viola Intonada - Mar 7, 2004 3:10 am (#25 of 2965)

Does this mean our three hour tour on the Minnow is cancelled? If it is, it's a good thing I used Lucius's credit card for the down payment!

Of course, I got a room with the view of the meadow. Look at all of the beautiful butterflies fluttering around. Moving wasn't so terribly difficult since I had already packed everything in preparation for our tour. Now where did I pack my viola?

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Pinky - Mar 7, 2004 3:29 am (#26 of 2965)

Somehow I have a feeling that LJ will never join us in the flesh. His(?) spirit/ghost will always be with us, though, I'm sure.

Oh - and to celebrate - everyone have a canary cream!!!!! *tweet*

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Sabotage - Mar 7, 2004 4:01 am (#27 of 2965)

Ahhh!! I missed the move! Are all the rooms taken? Oh well. I'm just glad to get out of that other thread. It was too scary. And I was a newbie in that thread. And now I'm a veteran in this one. Oh well. Smile

*pulls in a gigantic suitcase – as Pyro giggles*

Oh don't look at me like that, Pyro, I couldn't perform the More-space-charm. And I just had to bring a few things from "home."

*opens case*

FLY, PUPPIES!!!!

Wheeee!!! *runs through the halls*

Ohh!! An empty room! I call it! *goes inside*

Every one! Look! Its pink!! PYRO! Do you wanna trade rooms?

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PyroGrl - Mar 7, 2004 4:15 am (#28 of 2965)

I have a pink room, Sabby!!

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Sabotage - Mar 7, 2004 5:03 am (#29 of 2965)

Oh. Well then... I'll just have to paint it. Hey! Professor Sprout! Are we allowed to pain the rooms? Can I paint a mural on mine?

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Madam Poppy - Mar 7, 2004 6:07 am (#30 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 6, 2004 10:08 pm

Painting is good therapy. Here's a brush and paint. I'm sorry to say that I only have Strawberry Shortcake Red on hand. All my Barbie Pink was used by Pyro.

I may have to camp out in the Dining Hall if I can't find my own room tonight.

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PyroGrl - Mar 7, 2004 6:16 am (#31 of 2965)

Aww Madam Poppy, you can bunk in my room. **Summons a pink sleeping bag and pillow** It's very comfy...but I still get my Squirt!!

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prof sprout - Mar 7, 2004 4:13 pm (#32 of 2965)

Whew. I think everyone in Hawaii made it back. I'm glad because they get first pick of rooms. Poppy, I'm so glad you are back I could use the help. Lovely tan. I was almost in tears with worry that we could not continue with the St. Mungos thread. Pyro, I thought the bubbles were poppable but a new one would form slightly after it was popped. Someone told me they were flavored. Either way I'm glad you like your new room. I hope everyone is satisfied, and if you need anything let me know. I can't guarantee certain things, but I can at least try. The match with Hawaii had to be rescheduled, there were too many muggle news crews since the volcano erupted. (Did you see it on that muggle CNN?)

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Gina R Snape - Mar 7, 2004 5:58 pm (#33 of 2965)

Did I miss something? Edible reforming bubbles? Now that sounds like fun!

*grabs the bubble wand and starts filling the room with bubbles*

Mmmmmmmm, strawberry! cherry! lemonade! liverwurst? blech, who put that flavour in the mix?

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Sabotage - Mar 7, 2004 6:18 pm (#34 of 2965)

Thanks, Madam Poppy. But can I go to a store and get some new colors? I can't make a mural with only Strawberry Shortcake Red. If I did then it would turn out to be just a red wall.

I was hoping for some Formal Robes Black, Dowdy Tawny, Butterbeer Brown, and a set of Shooter's Flowers Magical Change Colors Paint. They come in sets of fifty industrial size tubes.

Does anyone want to paint the base coat with me?

*grabs a flying puppy and snuggles with it* Ahhhhhh.... This is the life.

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A-is-for-Amy - Mar 7, 2004 6:42 pm (#35 of 2965)

Hey Sabby! I used jello to color the fabric padding on my walls, and it worked just fine! I believe there is a nice variety of colors and flavors in the cafeteria, if you want to give it a try!

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Sabotage - Mar 7, 2004 7:00 pm (#36 of 2965)

But jello won't stay on my brush Amy. I need paint.

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Istari Jones - Mar 7, 2004 8:09 pm (#37 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 7, 2004 12:12 pm

Pinky, I would love to have you as my roommate! My room is decorated as Classroom 11 - woods, ferns, mossy ground, birds twittering in the trees. My bed has is a four poster, but the posts are of saplings with gauzy stuff and ivy like Madame Poppy's, but I have lilacs and wisteria draped along the canopy instead (Really, it looks like that in real life - it looks pretty cool). But you can decorate any way you would like! The refrigerator has two doors, so you can have half of it.

(Madame Poppy thinks she has the biggest bathtub, so I'm not saying anything different, Pinky. Ours is the Facility Olympic size swimming pool that I've magicked to allow only you and I into it. It's enough to make a dedicated Prefect sigh with envy!)

Gee, Madame Poppy, it's nice to hear you have a, what was the term? A "real working toilet" in your room? (*Snicker*) I guess that's better than a fake one!

I'll help you paint, Sabby. I like to do murals.

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Hem Hem - Mar 7, 2004 8:13 pm (#38 of 2965)

*unpacks bags and begins painting the walls tangerine*

There's nothing in the world like edible paint...

*morphs into a canary* TWEET!

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Blast - Mar 7, 2004 8:49 pm (#39 of 2965)

We need some portraits around here. I found a couple of trunks of them - here, they are not healers, but the winners of Troll and Goblin Beauty Contests. We'll put them up with an unstickable charm.

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Istari Jones - Mar 7, 2004 9:54 pm (#40 of 2965)

Oh, please, don't 'Newt! Better to have posters of Quidditch teams or the Weird Sisters than those! One look at those troll posters and we'll lose our appetites. This isn't a weight loss center, you know!

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Gina R Snape - Mar 7, 2004 10:22 pm (#41 of 2965)

No, I like the goblin beauty contest winners! I think you should add some house elf portraits to the mix. Let's see if they start hanging out together.

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*Hermionefan(#1) - Mar 7, 2004 10:43 pm (#42 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 7, 2004 2:48 pm

How about we hang up some pictures of Hermione as well? Then she can protect the elves. I'll go paint a picture! *hops off chair and goes to get paint supplies*

I have found the correct room for me. Using a simple enough spell, I have decorated accordingly, although I will probably change it up. For now it will be full of junk, but I'll just clean it up some other time. What? Oh fine. Scourgify! Ha ha, my room is the best.

It's not the luxurious type, but it is awesome. I have black and white checkered walls (like so, if it shows up). My bed floats and has a red cover, my carpet is Prefect Perfect White, my furniture is red with black handles. My bathroom has a giant sunken black swimming pool, I mean bathtub, and a completely mirrored wall. The sink is solid silver. My closet is a huge walk in wallpapered with photos of, guess who, Hermione. I also have a large bookcase including Hogwarts a History. Anyone is welcome to borrow any books. I have more than the Hogwarts library, or at least I probably would if I could count.

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Hem Hem - Mar 7, 2004 11:26 pm (#43 of 2965)

*zooms in on flying bedpan and throws jello over Hermy's room*

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Acceber - Mar 7, 2004 11:33 pm (#44 of 2965)

My turn to be creative about my two rooms. I got one in the “Re-reads Books Way Too Often Ward” and the other in the “Parents Don't Understand My Obsession Ward.” Lindsay, we can color coordinate. My section of the room will have blue walls, a bright pink polka-dot bedspread, and a very hip orange rug. I'll make our bathroom bright red everywhere with a HUGE shower/bath/swimming pool. Yay! In my other room, I shall put . . . *thinks* . . . a water bed, big magical TV, and bookshelf with all books known to wizard kind. I will also have an Invisibility Cloak and a Sneakoscope handy.

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Penny Lane. - Mar 7, 2004 11:38 pm (#45 of 2965)

I got lost in the other St. Mungo's but I promise to try and keep up this time.

Can we hang pictures of that really great looking muggle, Alan Rickman, in the bathroom?

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Liz Mann - Mar 7, 2004 11:45 pm (#46 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 7, 2004 3:46 pm

The Obsessive-Compulsive-Bed Pan Quidditch Disorder ward is up in one of the towers. I've got a huuuuuuuuge four poster water bed! I'm talking HUGE here! With red velvet hangings, six fluffy feather pillows and a red velvet duvet! I also have a coral dresser, ocean view (that is the tower is so high I can see the ocean from here!), a display shelf for my bed pan, a basketball net , sheepskin rug Sheep, mini bar Martini an en-suite bathroom complete with swimming pool and hot tub! And best of all, a fireman's pole from here down to reception! Woo hoo!

I'm busy customising it at the moment, putting up posters of the Maniacs, stickers of all the different model bed pans all over the wardrobe, bed posts and dresser, and I've let loose thirty Golden Snitches.

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Viola Intonada - Mar 8, 2004 1:47 am (#47 of 2965)

Wow! The new St. Mungo's is pretty ritzy! Mr. Malfoy must have made a HUGE donation. To all of you with Olympic-sized bath tubs: Did anyone bring along the giant rubber ducky in case we want to take another trip? Remember all drains lead to the ocean!

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Ticker - Mar 8, 2004 1:56 am (#48 of 2965)

I didn't get a choice of room on my first arriving here. Some horrid staff member locked me away saying something about needing to be in a ward where I could work on my Obsessive Posting tendencies. After I made 90% of the posts a few days ago, they dragged me off to a temporary holding site and made me write lines with a pencil (without an eraser!). Then after I wrote all this clever stuff, they informed me that none of it would ever be read. ::Siiiiiighhhhh::

*tucks very quiet & unbelievably cute baby under sod robes & peers in Istari & Pinky's room*

Can I/we move in too? Your room looks exactly like I tried to make my room in my previous home look like.

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Istari Jones - Mar 8, 2004 2:18 am (#49 of 2965)

Yes! Please move on in! I love babies, even if they cry. OK with you, Pinky?

We could decorate her space with a baby flying Pegasus and baby unicorns and fairy lights and tiny little sparkly things. Maybe we could scare up a few Fairy Godmothers, too!

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Gina R Snape - Mar 8, 2004 3:09 am (#50 of 2965)

Hey, Penny. Not to worry! I've got three Alan Rickman posters up---one from Sense and Sensibility, one from Mesmer and one from Truly Madly Deeply. Let's see how they all get along!

Just don't let Severus see them. He gets nervous when I look at Alan RIckman pictures for some odd reason.


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Pinky - Mar 8, 2004 3:37 am (#51 of 2965)

*claps hands* I'll even help change diapers every now and then! I have an adorable self-rocking pumpkin cradle I'll set up for her to sleep in. It even plays lullabies! Istari, I love your decorating schemes! Mind if I add a sparkling rainbow to the baby's side of the room? It doubles as a slide for Aria when she gets big enough. Guaranteed to never let her fall. But for now, we can ride it! Wheee!!!! Hey Ticker - did you get to keep that pencil they made you write with? It might be a wand in disguise....

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Madam Poppy - Mar 8, 2004 7:41 am (#52 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 7, 2004 11:45 pm

Well, well, I'm glad to see my patients are slipping back in one by one. Nice to know you all are here and ah, protected. I did find my room last night. I forgot that I had put an alarm on my doorknob. It glows a bright bluebell blue at exactly.....well never you mind...I'll keep that information to myself. I intend to keep my room location a secret.

Did you all receive your new Ted E. Bears? They should keep you company and make you feel right at home. There should be one per patient. Sleep well, and don't stay up late! Good Night.

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Blast - Mar 8, 2004 11:30 am (#53 of 2965)

Something ate my Ted E. Bear and it left a trail of lime green jello.

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Gina R Snape - Mar 8, 2004 2:54 pm (#54 of 2965)

My Ted E. Bear started saying strange things about the return of the Dark Lord last night. I think I'm going to give it back. Thanks anyway...

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Marè - Mar 8, 2004 3:31 pm (#55 of 2965)

Oh.
That wasn't a four o clock snack?

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Ticker - Mar 8, 2004 3:52 pm (#56 of 2965)

*Puts baby in pumpkin with Ted E. Bear & watches her smile* Yeah!!!

*Rides the cloud to the top of the rainbow & slides down right behind fairy godmother*

This is just too much fun! Do I have to leave to attend therapy sessions?

*Hands Pinky 2 inch pencil stub* Wow. I sure hope it wasn't my wand, but see what you can make of it.

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Istari Jones - Mar 8, 2004 5:47 pm (#57 of 2965)

My Ted E. Bear ripped my fuzzy slippers into millions of tiny pieces -there's fluff all over the place! Methinks there's something rotten in the land of St. Mungo's...

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A-is-for-Amy - Mar 8, 2004 6:37 pm (#58 of 2965)

My Ted E. Bear keeps alternating between growling at me and playing lullaby music, and now I'm afraid to go to sleep!

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Penny Lane. - Mar 8, 2004 7:00 pm (#59 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 8, 2004 11:01 am

My Ted E Bear is very sweet. He likes to cuddle up next to my neck at night...

Oh Madam Poppy: I haven't been sleeping very well, and I feel really weak. When I stand up I get really dizzy. Do you have any medicine?

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Madam Poppy - Mar 8, 2004 7:16 pm (#60 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 8, 2004 11:34 am

Dear Penny, *here's a dose of Happy Potion* Take a sip at 5:55 a.m., 1:11 p.m. and at 10:10 p.m. You'll be feeling perky before you know it!

My, My, some of those Ted E. Bears must have been faulty. Please stop by my office on the ground floor, second door from the right, to pick up a new bear.

In case you'd rather not risk another Bear, I have just received a shipment of Monkeys. You can chose between Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil and See No Evil.

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Liz Mann - Mar 8, 2004 7:34 pm (#61 of 2965)

My Ted E. Bear turned into a giant spider and scuttled away. I just hope it doesn't come back in the night and try to eat me!

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Madame Librarian - Mar 8, 2004 7:35 pm (#62 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 8, 2004 11:36 am

*Door slowly creaks open. Solitary figure clutching a too-large suitcase (old fogey kind without wheel thingies attached), schleps into the main hall, looks around cautiously, appears horribly confused, proceeds to mumble to self*

Sheesh, that was a long time in quarantine. You gotta be really nuts to pass muster for this place. Finally made it though.

*Sigh* Well, this looks nice enough. Now, what to do, what to do? Getting sleepy. Might just camp out right here and look for lodging tomorrow. Oh, for a room with a working toilet. Rumor has it that some guests do manage it.

*Rummages in large suitcase. Pulls out purple and green sleeping bag, four down pillows of varying density, PJs, toothbrush, face cream, robe, alarm clock, husband (oops, nope, forgot him this trip) and settles in for the night*

'Night, 'night. Broad daylight, you say? Hmmm...must be a touch of broom-lag. *Yawns...then snores* Zzzzzzzzzz

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Acceber - Mar 8, 2004 8:50 pm (#63 of 2965)

Oh, yes please Madame Poppy, I'd love a monkey. My Ted. E Bear took one look at me, then started crying its furry head off. I'll have the See No Evil monkey so it doesn't look at me the way my bear did. By the way, I have a terrible sore throat and cough. Everyone was staring at me in school today. I've tried gargling (the Muggle way to get rid of sore throats, if anyone's interested) and it didn't work. Do you perchance have medicine for me, Madame?

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Pinky - Mar 8, 2004 9:44 pm (#64 of 2965)

*trips over Barb sleeping in the hallway* Hmmm..... *tries to squirt canary cream into toothpaste tube*

Argh - she must have an anti-reverse squirt charm on her tube. I can't get any in.

*gives it up as hopeless and goes back to my room to ride the rainbow slide with Ticker*

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A-is-for-Amy - Mar 8, 2004 10:56 pm (#65 of 2965)

I'll take a Speak No Evil monkey! But I ain't touching the Ted E. Bear... someone will have to come and remove it - and bring the LONG tongs, I'm not sure it doesn't bite!

Uh... there's a woman asleep in the entry way in a green and purple cocoon!! I'm going to sit here and watch to see if she's a butterfly when she comes out!

*pulls up a pouf and a camera (just in case I need proof later)*

Someone might want to tell Viola to bring the big butterfly net!

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PyroGrl - Mar 8, 2004 10:59 pm (#66 of 2965)

Madam Poppy, my turtle keeps me fiiiiiine company *giggles and hugs Squirt* Inee cute?

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Madame Librarian - Mar 8, 2004 11:09 pm (#67 of 2965)

Yikes! Sorry, oh sorry. I say, what's all this glop? Hmmm. Yummy. Chirp, chirp, chirp....Aah, good thing I only had the merest touch of this charmed toothpaste. Yoo hoo, yoo hoo! Oh dear, I hope that person wasn't much damaged from tripping over me.

*Re-packs gimungus suitcase with lightning speed. Sets off in search of suitable lodging*

Funny room, this. I'm sure it wasn't here before. Well, I say to myself, go for it, Barb. You certainly require a room. Can't have those people tripping all over you every night.

*Rummages through suitcase for latest (and possibly last) issue of "Martha Stewart Living." Flips through it for inspiration on decor; tosses magazine in bin in disgust.*

The woman should have pleaded insanity, then she'd be available for a direct consult here! Probably a Slyth, don't you think? OK, need to get ideas for decor.

Oh, look what's outside my door--a monkey! How cute! Aaack!! It's dead! No, no, don't panic...it's not dead...it's stuffed. Yes, I get it. It's a stuffie! Still, it may have some ideas on how to do my room.

Excuse us, folks, time to have a private consult with my new friend. Ta ta.

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Blast - Mar 8, 2004 11:30 pm (#68 of 2965)

Wotcher, those Monkeys are not “Hear no evil, Speak no evil, and See no evil,” they’re just EVIL! I'd rather be in a room with all the Death Eaters! Hit the dirt - HERE THEY COME! THEY CAN FLY TOO!

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A-is-for-Amy - Mar 9, 2004 12:49 am (#69 of 2965)

Well that's appropriate, because I just happen to be wearing my t-shirt that reads: Don't make me get my flying monkeys!

Where did the cocoon go?!? I must have missed the butterfly emerging! Darn! Where's Viola with that net? I'm going butterfly hunting!

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Istari Jones - Mar 9, 2004 1:45 am (#70 of 2965)

Hey! I heard some rumor we have another resident? A librarian, you say? That will be very handy with all the Harry Potter books I have laying around... very handy indeed!

Welcome, Barb! Do you have any outlandish eccentricities we should know about? Not that we mind, you see, we just want to be able to have as much fun with them as we can.

*Takes little Aria for a safe little ride on a little winged Pegasus.* Sorry, I'll pass on the monkeys. After KBR, Lime Jello, rabid winged kittens, flying rabid puppies, and a were-teddy bear, well, I'll stick with Aria's baby animal toys.

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*Hermionefan(#1) - Mar 9, 2004 2:17 am (#71 of 2965)

Hey Madame L., your room is right next to mine! Can I borrow books from you? I have quite a lot of books myself, but can I still borrow some books in case I misplaced some of mine in the move?

I'll have one of those monkeys, I'll just Stupefy it or something.

Alan Rickman posters are a great idea! Don't worry, Gina, we'll keep them out of Snape's way.

I leave you guys alone for 24 hours and I already had 28 posts to read!

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Gina R Snape - Mar 9, 2004 2:39 am (#72 of 2965)

Gee, Barb. I had no problem at all with admittance. (Not sure now if that's a good thing or a bad thing...)

And what's wrong with flying monkeys? My friend Elphaba has some and they are just lovely.

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Viola Intonada - Mar 9, 2004 2:44 am (#73 of 2965)

*Comes running down hallway with butterfly net*

'pant, pant' Here Amy, here is my butterfly net. Sorry it took me so long. But I was so busy dumping sand out of all of my luggage. Then I got an idea! Make a sand box. So, if anyone still has any sand left from our trips to Aruba and Hawaii, please bring it to my room. Just knock 3 times, okay?

Poppy, where did those Ted E. Bears and Monkeys come from? Did you buy them in Knockturn Alley? Or were they found when cleaning up 12 Grimmauld Place?

Well, I still have a lot of unpacking to do, I have to find my viola!

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PyroGrl - Mar 9, 2004 2:52 am (#74 of 2965)

*is crying over an article in the paper* Grr! To paraphrase, JKR said she might write books after book seven about the adventures of adult Harry. That would be great, sure, but if she said that, doesn't it mean Harry lives? Knowing JKR, it could be a trick, but still...*is put into a yellow jumpsuit and taken to the Crying Room* I HATE YELLOW!!! *cries uncontrollably* Squirt! I will come back to you!!!

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Viola Intonada - Mar 9, 2004 2:54 am (#75 of 2965)

Pyro, does this mean you want Harry to die? *Raises eyebrows questioningly*

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PyroGrl - Mar 9, 2004 2:57 am (#76 of 2965)

Oh, no, I just don't want to know for sure until I read the book. That article made me wonder, though...

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A-is-for-Amy - Mar 9, 2004 2:59 am (#77 of 2965)

I have good news, and I have bad news. The good news is: I'm getting a newer, better computer. The bad news is, I will be computer-less for a couple of days while this one is being crashed out and my new one is being built. I'll visit as much as I can until they tear my computer away, but don't have any fun until I get back, okay? Okay?

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PyroGrl - Mar 9, 2004 3:03 am (#78 of 2965)

We'll try not to Wink.

BTW, when's our next Quidditch match? I must practice my Seeker skills...

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Viola Intonada - Mar 9, 2004 3:07 am (#79 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 8, 2004 7:09 pm

Amy, keep the butterfly net for now. You can go catch butterflies while you are waiting for your new computer. We'll try not to have too much fun while you are gone. Which room is yours, btw? hehehe

Pyro, I don't know when the newt match is, but I will practice in the hallway with you. We can use one of my butterflies as a practice snitch, just like in the Harry Potter Gameboy games!

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PyroGrl - Mar 9, 2004 3:14 am (#80 of 2965)

*races toward butterfly and runs face-first into the wall*

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Hem Hem - Mar 9, 2004 5:46 am (#81 of 2965)

Guys! There's an amazing new best-seller...topping the charts! It's called “Chicken Soup for the Death Eater's Soul” by some woman named Butterfly!

*snatches the butterfly net and head the chase* WE MUST CATCH HER! 150 points to whoever gets the author! We can make her do a book-signing for us....

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Madam Poppy - Mar 9, 2004 8:18 am (#82 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 9, 2004 12:20 am

Ahhh, poor Acceber...here's some Happy Potion for you. It's all I can offer you for now. Our Staff Chemist hasn't arrived yet. I'd watch out for any homemade remedies. Sometimes the inmates try to run the asylum. I'll be back later to check on you.

Glad to see you Madam L. I don't know if I would sleep on the floor if I were you! Too many nasty things crawling around. We'll try and find you a nicer bed tomorrow.

Well, I'd better sneak off to my Secret Bedroom....Good Night All!

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Gina R Snape - Mar 9, 2004 4:52 pm (#83 of 2965)

*administers Disillusionment charm on self with secret wand and follows Poppy*

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Fawkes Forever - Mar 9, 2004 5:11 pm (#84 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 9, 2004 9:16 am

Wow, so nice, new & shiny!!! And don't worry I remembered the disco ball ....

*Starts dragging a ludicrous amount of luggage up the staircase, then spots Poppy in her nightgown*

Hi Madam Poppy, sorry I'm late, it's the luggage you understand, plus I got caught up in some party with these college kids.... they thought I was part of their cheerleading squad... you know! Actually, the minute I get up to my room, I'm dumping these pompoms & getting back into my robes.... anyway, goodnight!

*something bumps into me & knocks me back down the stairs again*

What on earth was that.... I could have sworn I heard Gina mumble a quick apology.... hmmm, must be the Intercontinental Aparation Lag!

*picks self up & dusts down....*

At least my luggage didn't fall with me.... *looks over shoulder shiftily & removes wand consealed in hair.....* Locomotor wotsits.... hee hee this is much better!

I see all the good rooms have been taken.... oh well! Liz, is there room for one more in 'The Obsessive-Compulsive-Bed Pan Quidditch Disorder' ward ..... I need therapy after all that Cheering! That is if you want a roomie? (and a disco ball)

Ahhh, tis great to be back... runs into The Obsessive-Compulsive-Bed Pan Quidditch Disorder ward, & jumps on Liz's bed..... Wakey Wakey Lizzy Pooh..... oh this is going to be such fun..... *falls off bed in a heap, Liz rolls over & goes back to sleep. Fawkes collapses into her bed, but for some reason cannot sleep...

Liz....., maybe I'm going even madder than usual, but I think there’s a Teddy outside that door, I think it's stalking me.... Liz.... you awake? Oooh, Mummy, I'm scared!

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Madam Poppy - Mar 9, 2004 6:51 pm (#85 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 9, 2004 10:57 am

Poppy's Word of the Day: lurk: to lie in wait, lie in ambush, behave in a sneaky and secretive manner.

*Madam Poppy sends her secret force of Ted E. Bears out into the night to catch and return any Patients that might be lurking in the halls.*

*Ted E. Bear #14 discovers Gina and drags her back to her room.*

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Emily - Mar 9, 2004 10:46 pm (#86 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 9, 2004 2:48 pm

Oh, *pant, pant*, I just got here, *pant*, I was lost in the *pant* move. *cough*. I had to *pant* find my way here by *pant, cough* myself, and I was followed since I got *pant, pant* through the gate by a monkey that kept saying *hem, hem!* (just like Umbridge!Scared To Death 2), and I got *pant* scared Afraid, so I *pant* started running, and *pant* I just got here...*starts to cry weakly from exhaustion*

On the flip side, I get to decorate my own room! Too Happy! Hmm... I want a room on the tenth floor, overlooking the ocean, and I want it to have 4 rooms: bedroom, bathroom, personal library (with my own computer), and non-formal sitting room. It should all look like a huge forest... Ceiling that reflects the sky outside SunsetStargazing, scattered trees Tree 2 Tree 3, waterbed, bathtub is a lake Swimming, moss on ground, animals (only the good kind), I want it to have an enlarging charm, so that it is bigger than it look from the outside.

Can't wait to restart Quidditch -- GO MANIACS!

BTW - What happened to our 3-hour tour?

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Istari Jones - Mar 9, 2004 11:35 pm (#87 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 9, 2004 3:36 pm

OK, here I am posting an incredibly boring post with no icons. (Envious of Emily's and Poppy's pretty icon pictures). LOL, I thought I was doing well to have an avatar!!

Say, are those flying monkeys actually flying vampire monkeys? (Puts pressure bandage on right side of neck) Say, uhh, Poppy...Do you have a potion for anemia?

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Penny Lane. - Mar 9, 2004 11:46 pm (#88 of 2965)

Thanks for the Happy Potion Poppy.. Oh, that was fun to say.

Istari - I shall have a boring post as well, as I don't know where ya'll find such pretty icons and smilies.

Since I had to move my room, where I had been locked in the "Don't Disturb Me I"m Reading" ward since last June, although the books did change, I need a new room.

Can I have this one? *Spots Gina's room, complete with Alan Rickman posters and Snape photos* It's already decorated, after all...

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Madame Librarian - Mar 9, 2004 11:56 pm (#89 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 9, 2004 3:58 pm

Popp-eeeee! I love the word "lurk!" I try to use it every day. In fact, I think I must be in the Lurkers' Lounge or is that a special ward?

Hey, got my room decorated. It was super easy. I just flung that purple and green sleeping bag artistically onto the floor, arranged my four down pillows of varying density around the four walls of the room, tossed everything else into the spacious closet (such an important asset). That odd tasting toothpaste (chirp!) looks just right in the loo. That's it, I'm done! It's called the minimalist look. You're all invited to visit any time. Room no. 12 12 12 13 (or is that my fellytone number?).

When's dinner?

Um...where's dinner? *whispers so as not to seem rude* We do get fed, don't we?

Ciao. Barb

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prof sprout - Mar 10, 2004 2:49 am (#90 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 9, 2004 6:51 pm

Don't worry Barb, its calamari night tonight. All you can eat Calamari. These Ted E Bears are kind of scary looking.

*Picks one up, and inspects the tag. Malfoy & Riddle Inc.,*

Hmm, I guess Lucius has a new partner, I wonder who Riddle is, it doesn't sound like a wizarding name, must be for telling jokes.

*Looks for a string to pull to hear a joke. Gas comes out its nose and eyes. Passes out temporarily.*

Hmm, what is bear doing here, it sure looks cute.

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Pinky - Mar 10, 2004 3:07 am (#91 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 9, 2004 7:08 pm

*anxiously tries to cast an anti-Ted-E-Bear spell on Aria* Istari - we must do something to protect Aria from the evil Ted E Bears! She'll be crawling soon, and we can't have those Bears dragging her around. Is it just me, or is the staff starting to outnumber the inmates? We're already up to 2 staff members... I'm sure the ratio is way out balanced.

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Madame Librarian - Mar 10, 2004 4:32 am (#92 of 2965)

Pinky, don't worry, I certainly didn't come here to be staff. Sheesh. I came to get away from the stresses of being in charge. Everyone's always asking you to MAKE DECISIONS, and to SIGN THIS or SIGN THAT, and to whip up a BUDGET, and HIRE this one and FIRE that one, come to a MEETING, come to another MEETING. Aaaiiieee! (Sorry for ranting and raving. Well, I guess an insane asylum is actually an OK place for ranting and raving.)

I love calamari. I love the fact that I didn't have to decide to make the calamari, or go to the store to buy the calamari, or even cook the little buggers. I just sit down and eat them! St. Mungo's is paradise!

What's for breakfast?

Ciao. Barb

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Blast - Mar 10, 2004 4:44 am (#93 of 2965)

Breakfast is pancakes with a side dish of lime jello. Don't eat the bananas I think they are the monkey's source of evil.

Those Ted E. Bears are still lurking around. I've left a pot of honey in the staffroom - maybe the bears will congregate there, and we can persuade them to keep the monkeys busy.

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Marie E. - Mar 10, 2004 4:46 am (#94 of 2965)

Are you mad? Don't you know what calamari is?

Ticker, I think the counterspell for the Ted E Bears is a Care Bear.

*gives Aria a Cheer Bear*

There, all better.

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Istari Jones - Mar 10, 2004 5:22 am (#95 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 9, 2004 9:45 pm

*Sits down with Barb over a lovely cup of hot tea.*

Look, Barb...we need to talk. *Clears throat and takes a sip of warm Orange and Spice tea.*

The bottom line is this: Don't eat the Calamari. Many of us here are convinced (although I'm not totally 100% convinced myself) that Albus Dumbledore becomes the Giant Squid as his Animagus form. (For more information, see the "Friend of Squid Buttons" thread here on the FFF.)

As a result, many of us refuse to eat the calamari, despite the faculty's statements that "it's OK." We've had plenty of propaganda about their lime Jello, believe-you-me! Although I am still a dedicated omnivore, I just can't bear the thought that we're having Dumbledore over for supper...literally. *Drains the last dregs for her teacup*

So if you want to have the calamari, well-l-l, don't be surprised if there is a moment of silence as you finish your meal. Anyway, the last thread had quite an episode about the Giant Squid being loose in St. Mungo's, but I don't remember where, off-hand. Speaking of which, do we still have access to the lake the Giant Squid inhabited?

Gee, Pinky, do you think the evil Ted E. Bears are like a form of boggart? If so, maybe we can banish them...I sure wish I had my wand back I'd give those bears what-for! The handle I copped off the toilet plunger just doesn't work right...

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Fawkes Forever - Mar 10, 2004 10:34 am (#96 of 2965)

Ohhh I'm starving..... seeing as I can't eat the Calamari, where’s the Lime Jello, ohhh Bananas.... yummy *chomp*... Wait.... did you say Don't eat the bananas..... Ohh Ohhhhhhh ....

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Blast - Mar 10, 2004 11:12 am (#97 of 2965)

*Locks Fawkes in the girls bathroom.* That's the ticket. Boy, there are sure a lot of distractions around here.

*flies bedpan out onto the Quidditch pitch*

Ah, fresh air and some quiet. Oh no, the monkeys are playing Quidditch! Hey, they're not bad. Maybe we can have them a game.

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Pinky - Mar 10, 2004 12:48 pm (#98 of 2965)

*sits down next to Barb and pats her on the back*

It's ok, sweetie, I didn't think you were staff. It's normal to be a little disoriented during your first week here. You'll learn all the (non)rules soon enough.

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Istari Jones - Mar 10, 2004 1:03 pm (#99 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 10, 2004 5:07 am

*Makes another hot cup of Orange and Spice tea with standard 6 teaspoons of sugar, then gives Barb a really big hug*

Mmmmm, Pinky, ...maybe we should throw a huge Orientation Day Party? (Grins evilly) Not that we really need to go through all that "orientation" rigmarole... I think we just need to have a big party for all our new patients...

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Istari Jones - Mar 10, 2004 1:03 pm (#100 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 10, 2004 5:05 am

Post 100! Post 100 already!!

Istari!!! You are cheating!!!
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Marè - Mar 10, 2004 1:04 pm (#101 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 10, 2004 5:04 am

A big party, old style!

Maybe we could rip Fudge’s credit card for this one

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Istari Jones - Mar 10, 2004 1:09 pm (#102 of 2965)

OK, Let me delete, and you can have it! Fudges's credit card... Fudges's credit card...Marè, that's the most brilliant idea I've ever heard!

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Marè - Mar 10, 2004 1:10 pm (#103 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 10, 2004 5:13 am

O don't worry, I cheated too and chipped in.

I still have to try and make those castle cakes (see recipes thread at sisterforum). I think this party would be a great opportunity to see if my creations would be eatable.

I mean who better to taste cakes than people who eat calamari and jello?

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Kip Carter - Mar 10, 2004 1:18 pm (#104 of 2965)

Thank goodness this group has found out a way of financing these parties. With Lucius away, it is not easy to get Narcissa to agree to things that we could sneak by Lucius. Have fun!

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Fawkes Forever - Mar 10, 2004 2:01 pm (#105 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 10, 2004 6:02 am

Tries door handle... its locked.... Looks round... spies open window.... just out of reach... Makes use of newly found simian like skills to scale the cubicles & climb through the window unto Quidditch pitch....

Hmmm, you know, I could get used to this....

*Spots Blast in the distance... feels a sudden impulse to run & knock him off his BedPan.... Starts to run, suddenly feels compelled to run on knuckles as well as feet... breaks into a gallop... then WHAMMO.... A quick impediment charm from Poppy stop Fawkes from doing the evil deed.... *

Thanks Poppy.... you got any medicine, I mean... Ooo oo eek ahh ahhh, HELP, I'm speaking fluent Gibbonish .....

*Evil thoughts cloud my mind once more as the bananas work their magic*

I don't want to miss the party... *thinks... need more bananas*

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prof sprout - Mar 10, 2004 3:34 pm (#106 of 2965)

Guys, there is chicken if you don't want Calamari, and honestly, do you think the dear headmaster would let himself be caught? If he got caught in a net, all he would need to do is change back into himself and then apparate out. Though I can't guarantee you aren't eating a girl friend or something. (For all the veterans, remember that giant squid found on the shore last year wearing the heart locket around her neck? It is somewhere in the old thread, I posted it, but the link to the news article doesn't work anymore.)

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Liz Mann - Mar 10, 2004 4:50 pm (#107 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 10, 2004 8:53 am

I'll have some chicken! Rooster

Hey, Fawkes, try one of these: Jellybeans Just don't ask what they are. *looks shifty* And of course you can be my
roommate! Just don't touch the snitches. *glares as if to say "or else"*

Are we having a party?? Yay! cheers drunken geek

Aw, poor Istari, not having any smilies! It's easy really. Go here: http://wc6.worldcrossing.com/webx?14@@.1dddf8d7/0 and see post number 10 by Sly Girl. Some good smilie websites are http://www.smileycentral.com/ http://www.abestweb.com/smilies/ http://www.plauder-smilies.com/ and http://www.mysmilies.com/?cat=tongue

Those evil monkeys are starting to become a real problem. I'll send out the dogs to hunt them down. Dog 7 Dog 8. They're a bit stupid but oh well.

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Fawkes Forever - Mar 10, 2004 5:45 pm (#108 of 2965)

About those snitches, it wasn't me.... we swears... Thanks for the jar of.... oh who cares.... *gobble gobble slurp* yum, they were nice chilis.... CHILIS!!!!

*flames shoot out of mouth & nose, then smoke from ears*

Oh yummy, any more? Oh & I do believe I'm cured. Hey perhaps when you're finally through with therapy, you might get a job as a healer in here, Liz.....

Right... did someone mention a party.... *runs up to bedroom, avoids the snitches & grabs the disco ball* oooh Pretty!

I heard Severus is going to treat us all to a demonstration of his DJ'ing skills. Hmm, I wonder what kind of record collection he has...? Bagpipe Ballads? Just kidding Gina!

Did anyone invite Narcissa? Seeing as she’s the one paying for it.... or is it Fudge?

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Liz Mann - Mar 10, 2004 6:10 pm (#109 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 10, 2004 10:11 am

I got the impression that we were stealing Fudge's credit card.

Of course there's more, Fawkes! Jellybeans

Oh, I remember what I meant to say in my last post... Quidditch starts again when we've all settled in and got our rooms sorted out. Our Hawaiian opposition has agreed to come here instead of us going there (no real point leaving when we've only just arrived - at least we got in some hula dancing and stuff while we were there) so we're building a very realistic volcano on the Quidditch pitch and we're going to play over that. Volcano

Severus is DJ'ing?! Boo-yah

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Marè - Mar 10, 2004 7:48 pm (#110 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 10, 2004 11:59 am

Something in that jar makes me feel all.... Slytherin.

Evil, evil, evil, have - to - steal - the - discoball.
Sooo Shiny! Mine! Mine! Mine, Mine Mine Mine Minemineminemine...

*PLOP*

Marè strangely turns into a seagull and flies off into an unnamed corridor with the discoball. Making a nice, smooth bend to avoid Liz and Marie on their bedpans and...

*CRAASHHH*

... crashes into the chandelier.

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Liz Mann - Mar 10, 2004 8:01 pm (#111 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 10, 2004 12:03 pm

Face Plant!

LOL! Serves you right for stealing the disco ball, Marè!

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A-is-for-Amy - Mar 10, 2004 8:04 pm (#112 of 2965)

Well they haven't taken my computer away yet. I must have found a good hiding spot for it! It just occurred to me that I haven't seen Lenka around anywhere in a while. Is she a resident here?

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Liz Mann - Mar 10, 2004 8:20 pm (#113 of 2965)

I think so. (Ignoring You)

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*Hermionefan(#1) - Mar 10, 2004 10:02 pm (#114 of 2965)

When's the party? Now? I'll be there! (or I'm here). I prefer chicken thank you, I can't eat squid after learning about Dumbledore, although I heard that chicken love eating bugs and such, especially maggots, and humans recycle them... never mind, I think I'll probably just eat jello, thank you.

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Blast - Mar 10, 2004 10:47 pm (#115 of 2965)

Hey, how come the chicken has fur on it?

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Liz Mann - Mar 10, 2004 10:50 pm (#116 of 2965)


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PyroGrl - Mar 10, 2004 11:07 pm (#117 of 2965)

Hey, people, when's the Quidditch match???? WHERE'S the Quidditch match???? Until it's over, I have a one-track mind: QUIDDITCH!!

*snaps fingers and all Quidditch pitches turn pink*

Whoa...how'd THAT happen????

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Liz Mann - Mar 10, 2004 11:46 pm (#118 of 2965)

The Hawaiians are coming over tomorrow. Unfortunately, the volcano's behind schedule! It has to be done in time or we're going to look like idiots in front of the opposition! Bag Head

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Acceber - Mar 10, 2004 11:54 pm (#119 of 2965)

Quidditch? Me loves Quidditch. Me play Keeper please? Thank you very much, have a nice day.

Poppy-sorry for replying so late, that Happy Potion takes a while to work (over a day in fact ). I'm almost better now, my nose is still stuffy but my sore throat is gone *does little jig*.

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Madame Librarian - Mar 11, 2004 1:28 am (#120 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 10, 2004 5:29 pm

Awww, Everyone, thanks for the heads up and the comforting words about the (shhh) calamari

*looks furtively around to make sure absolutely no seafood is lurking (!) anywhere*.

The fuzzy chicken will do nicely for me. Lime jello is good. And the pancakes--potato pancakes maybe?

Pa-a-a-rty!!? Please, oh, please can we have a pajama party?? I'm happy to bring all four of my down pillows of varying density. I think it would be such a bonding experience if we're all in our PJs, don't ya think? And, I know, I know (this'll be great), we just have to have prizes for the wildest PJs! Oh, I just know that the St. Mungo's guests --such a rare and artistic bunch we are-- must have the state of the art styles where PJs are concerned. *heads over to spacious closet, begins tossing things aside in search of perfect PJs for a pa-a-a-rty, 'cuz even if it's not a PJ party, has nothing else decent to wear*. Oh, wait, wait, we have to have games, too!! Twister, awright! Scrabble? I hate it. I know, I know...Jeopardy!! Well, all right, that's hard with easily distracted people. Oh, gosh, we'll think of something.

What's for dinner tonight?

Ciao. Barb

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prof sprout - Mar 11, 2004 1:54 am (#121 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 10, 2004 5:54 pm

Sorry, guys, unfortunately its tripe night. I'm going to probably have to sneak off to Muggle McD's. I thought you guys were going to have a disco party tonight? Dance contests and all. They were planning to have a limbo contest. How low can you Go?

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Istari Jones - Mar 11, 2004 2:32 am (#122 of 2965)

Barb, that's a great idea! And we can do manicures and pedicures! Fingernail polish in all kinds of lovely magical shades. And makeup and facials and with Fawkes's help I think we'll start with 'Newt, first... *Rubs hands together gleefully*

Care to help me, Fawkes?

Oh, and thanks for the great web sites, Liz!

Could you get me something at Muggle McD's, Prof. Sprout?? A large diet and double cheesburger, extra mayo, gigantic order of fries, but no extra salt, please. Too much salt is not good for your health...

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Blast - Mar 11, 2004 2:38 am (#123 of 2965)

McD's - no thank you, I'll take my chances with the tripe. Is the tripe striped? A makeover sounds great but I'll still look like Bea Aurther, only I think that she has more facial hair.

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Gina R Snape - Mar 11, 2004 4:38 am (#124 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 10, 2004 8:39 pm

*sneaks up behind Penny in my invisibility cloak*

BOO!!!! And don't even think about trying to inhabit my quarters!!!!!

:scoops up Ted E Bears and chucks them in the rubbish bin, lid on: Ah, that's better. Now, where is Madam Poppy?

btw, Severus says he'll be happy to DJ our next party. But he much prefers to pour drinks...

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Madame Librarian - Mar 11, 2004 4:46 am (#125 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 10, 2004 8:48 pm

I've had tripe in soup, thought it was some kind of very thin (I mean, very thin) noodle or a weird, squiggly kind of celery. Until I knew what it was, it tasted great. Then they told me, and here I am at St. Mungo's. But that's the point--St. Mungo's is the place to try new things, throw caution to the winds. Bring on the tripe, I say. You can even super-size it. Oh, wait, McD's says they're going to eliminate that option now. Oh no--my fries are shrinking....

Anyway, who's the menu consultant here? And what's the rule about having butterbeer at our parties? Send some of those monkeys out to Hogsmeade to stock up. Where's that Visa card?

Shhh. Quiet now. I've got a secret. *looks around to make sure no one strange is listening, no extendable ears lolling about* Guess who had this room before me? Ooooh, it's so creepy. Creepy but amazing. Well, I was rummaging in the spacious closet (such an asset, I tell you) for my very wildest PJs and I found some stuff. Listen to this...I found four pink hairbands. Yes, and then...shhh...don't giggle so much...then I found this pile of ceramic plates with these disgusting kittens painted on them. Oh, Gawd, then I noticed this really tacky lilac lacy-knit cardigan. Looked like it would fit a round, squat ottoman. And then...shush...I found this letter. It was to "my sweet little Dodo," from "your adoring Fudgie." Real mush stuff about how it'll all be over soon, no one understands you like I do, think of St. Mungo's as a well-deserved rest from those horrid children. Ooooh, it was sooo interesting. I'm gonna save this piece of parchment for sure. But--best of all...I found Dodo's American Express card!! Woo hoo! The party's on her!

I'm off to dig through that spacious closet yet again. It's better than Gringotts for treasure.

Ciao. Barb

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Hem Hem - Mar 11, 2004 6:05 am (#126 of 2965)

*high girlish voice*: Hem Hem!

*voice back to normal*: That sounds cool!

Hey, who turned off the lights?

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Madam Poppy - Mar 11, 2004 8:12 am (#127 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 11, 2004 12:13 am

Be afraid Hem....be very afraid...

Actually Hem, I'm just changing the light bulb. I thought you all might like a little black light for your first party.
I have a 2-day Potions Conference to attend. I expect you all to behave while I'm gone! The freezer is full of food. I'm putting Gina in charge of meals. Just look in the freezer and you'll find some oatmeal & toast for breakfast, fish sticks with mashed potatoes for lunch and quail and buffalo pot pies for dinner. Don't pig out or you'll run out of food!!
Have fun....but not too much fun!

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Blast - Mar 11, 2004 11:15 am (#128 of 2965)

Barb, we never have to send out for butterbeer, St. Mungo's is supplied by Snape Beverages, Hogsmeade. We are the test subjects, I mean, official tasters of these fine products.

Hey, the makeover did not go that badly, the only problem is the makeup doesn't seem to come off.

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Fawkes Forever - Mar 11, 2004 11:24 am (#129 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 11, 2004 3:26 am

Sorry, Istari, was distracted by the disco ball..... just look at the way the little mirror squares are reflecting the light around the room................ nice!

Oops, there I go again. OK, make overs... *maugh haugh haugh* I think my makeover of 'ol Sev was quite successful, even if he did protest at the time, he looked quite fetching in that little skirt!

*Runs up to rooms & rummages around in cupboards & comes back down with an over-sized makeup case, complete with industrial sander, trowel & chisel*

OK, who’s up first.... Blast, did you say Istari? Ohhh Blast.... where are you?

Ooh more chilies .... Thanks Liz , tell you what, these definitely keep you warm on a cold morning on the Quidditch pitch.

I wonder if there’s a potion to help Marè the Seagull out?

EDIT : Glad you like your makeover Blast... ok. Who’s next?

*looks round with a manic gleam in eye*

Oh, & that’s what the sander is for.... removing makeup

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Marè - Mar 11, 2004 12:28 pm (#130 of 2965)

Yes, I'm not feeling that well. I've got a bump on my head and now the discoball is hanging in the chandelier...

Mine! Mine!

I would love to attend a PJ party, though right now it seems like I will be wearing feathers. Don't you dare use ME for any kind of pillow!!! Just because I happen to be weak and disoriented right now doesn't mean you can take advantage of me!

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Istari Jones - Mar 11, 2004 12:59 pm (#131 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 11, 2004 5:00 am

”My sweet little DoDo! “

*Grits teeth and cringes like the sound of a thousand fingernails are being drawn slowly across a blackboard...*

Oooo! I see Marè'! She's the one in white feathers! No, not that one...the other one! Look how gracefully she floats...back and forth...back and forth...Hey, what just landed on my head.....?

'Newt looks pretty good, Fawkes, but he needs something else that the sander just can't get...I know! He needs his legs waxed!

*Rummages in closet for waxing supplies*

Floor wax...*tosses bottle aside* .

..Quidditch Broom wax...*tosses can aside*.

...ear wax....Who put this in here? Eeeewwww! *throws into garbage can*

...Ahhh! Here we are! Industrial Strength Leg Wax! Heeeree, 'Newtie, Newtie, Newtie!

Wow, Poppy's 2-day Potions Conference sounds great. Wish I could have gone. I love all those free little potion samples they hand out. Is Severus going, Gina? Maybe he can bring us back some free samples. I hope Poppy left some ice cream in the freezer.

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Gina R Snape - Mar 11, 2004 4:00 pm (#132 of 2965)

Severus will actually be presenting at the Potions conference on Wolfsbane. He didn't want to do it, but DD made him. I'm just upset because I'll have to go a few days without him.

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Ticker - Mar 11, 2004 6:49 pm (#133 of 2965)

Wolfsbane,... now that rings a bell,... Istari, how is that monkey bite? Gina, weren't you working on something with Wolfsbane for Nine a while back? And, more importantly,... whaddaya mean he'll be at the conference? I thought he was going to DJ!

Barb! So good to see you finally cracked - in to St. Mungo's, I mean.

Aria says ooooh, aaaahhhh, eck (translates to Thanks for helping her out with the Ted E Bears & for the Cheer Bear).

Oh, and Hermy, I wouldn't eat the jello just yet... you do want to stay awake for the party don't you? Besides you never know when you'll wake up again... (or where,... or remember how you got in that strait-jacket,...) Speaking of which, how did I get in this straightjacket?

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*Hermionefan(#1) - Mar 11, 2004 9:57 pm (#134 of 2965)

In that case, I'll hold off on the jello. Maybe I'll just eat the window draperies or something if I starve, I hear they taste like lemon juice. Gross. But a little less dangerous than that jello, apparently.

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Liz Mann - Mar 11, 2004 11:10 pm (#135 of 2965)

Why don't we compromise between the disco and pyjama parties and have a disco in our pyjamas!

Your welcome, Fawkes.

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Ticker - Mar 12, 2004 12:50 am (#136 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 11, 2004 4:51 pm

Groovy!

*taps one of Aria's fuzzy, pink, bunny-footed sleepers with pencil stub*

Engorgio!

*performs spell several more times to get it to the right size*

Far out! The pencil stub/wand does still have a bit of magic left in it!

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Istari Jones - Mar 12, 2004 1:06 am (#137 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 11, 2004 5:08 pm

LOL Hermy! But watch out for all those Doxies. My Doxicidal Mania is currently in remission, so I won't be able to help you out.

Well, Ticker, I seem to have several large lacerations forming an elliptical wound on my right lateral neck near my right carotid and jugular vessels. The wound has a 1 cm eccymotic border circumvented by a 3 cm erythematous border with induration. There is no purulence, only a scant amount of serosanguinous drainage, and a slight amount of inflammation. Hopefully the edema to that area will continue to reduce and healing will continue without incident. And I am having an outrageously unusual craving for bananas, otherwise I think it's on the mend. Thanks for asking! Oh, yeah, don't forget Can you dig it?

LOL Hermy! But watch out for all those Doxies. My Doxicidal Mania is currently in remission, so I won’t be able to help you out.


Severus is hosting the conference? I shalt contradict thee, Gina. Thou dost not have to go without seeing thy beloved. I vote you and I spring this joint and high tail it to the conference. KnowwhutImean?

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Gina R Snape - Mar 12, 2004 1:29 am (#138 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 11, 2004 5:29 pm

Sev isn't hosting the conference, he is a speaker at the conference. And apparently, the DJ at the after party.

I wouldn't mind seeing my beloved. Quick, under my invisibility cloak! Sssshhhhhhh We'll sneak out and hop on the "welcome" mat. I hear it can comfortably transport two.

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Ticker - Mar 12, 2004 3:17 am (#139 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 11, 2004 7:33 pm

Geez, Istari! I dig the wound description. Well, I suppose the injury is recent enough for the serosanguinous, non-purulent drainage to be normal, and as long as you're sure those ecchimoses are not hematomas... I'd watch that erethematous border with induration though, especially given the connection to 2 major blood vessels to & from your brain. Your banana cravings, while disturbing, should improve at least through the equinox which will be the next new moon. After that, only time will tell.

I am a little concerned with how you are repeating yourself though. An interesting side effect I don't think anyone anticipated.

I'd recommend a CBC with differential, type & screen and carotid ultrasound prn, and definitely get a 1st generation cephalosporin on board. Any drug allergies? Er,... wait a minute... I don't work here... well, never mind.

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Penny Lane. - Mar 12, 2004 3:22 am (#140 of 2965)

Can I speak for everyone and say - Huh?

Gina - you scared me! *grabs Gina's invisibility cloak and runs down the hall*

Ooh, here's a nice comfy spot for me to sleep tonight, with my faithful Ted E. Bear.

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Ticker - Mar 12, 2004 3:27 am (#141 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 11, 2004 7:28 pm

Sorry Penny. I seemed to have a flashback from my former life as a muggle.

Penny? Gosh, I could have sworn I saw her here a minute ago...

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Madam Poppy - Mar 12, 2004 4:29 am (#142 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 11, 2004 8:30 pm

*Gina consults her crystal ball and sees Madam Poppy dancing at the Potion Conference Ball with a certain Hogwarts Professor.*

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Gina R Snape - Mar 12, 2004 4:30 am (#143 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 11, 2004 8:31 pm

*tiptoes over to the sound of invisible snoring and snatches invisibility cloak back from Penny*

*raises eyebrow, Snape-style* Playing games, are we? Very well.

*waves wand at Penny's Ted E Bear and whispers a spell, then walks away*

Sweet dreams, little Penny.

And now, I'm going to put up wards on my quarters. *sigh* This is the thanks I get for opening a new ward! I guess no good deed goes unpunished...

Having fun, Poppy? Little-known fact, but Severus is a wonderful dancer and enjoys cutting up the rug. I've no doubt his dance card will be full until I arrive to reclaim him for myself!

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Madam Poppy - Mar 12, 2004 5:04 am (#144 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 11, 2004 9:06 pm

Severus sends his greetings!

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Madame Librarian - Mar 12, 2004 5:15 am (#145 of 2965)

Let's send an express owl to that conference Madam Popp-ee!'s at and see who'd like to come to our party. Yeah. I mean how wild can a bunch of medicos and profs be? And, what could they possibly have that's better than fish sticks and lime jello?. Yeah. And, just think of how many potions they could test. I think we're a fun bunch who'd just love to be involved in a double-blind random test. Yeah.

Would somebody please get that disco ball back up and spinning? I can't think straight with it just lying there glinting at me. I'd do it myself but I'm too short, and anyway I have on my new purple and green baby doll PJ's with matching 3" high heel bedroom slippers with caribou trim. Those caribou are kind of heavy though, just sitting on the darn shoes (what, did you think I'd let someone murder an innocent animal just to decorate a pair of slippers?)

Ok, I wanna hear about your PJs everybody. Tell all....

Ciao. Barb

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A-is-for-Amy - Mar 12, 2004 5:25 am (#146 of 2965)

My nightshirt is blue with the words "Domestically Disabled" printed on the front and "She who must be Obeyed" on the back. It comes with a Tiara and Feather covered mule slippers. I dropped my boa around here somewhere.... it's silver feathers... anyone seen it?

Oh! And there's a room at the end of the hall with popcorn flying out of it.... what's the deal with that?!?!

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Viola Intonada - Mar 12, 2004 5:48 am (#147 of 2965)

Yeah! I finally found my viola after the move!!!!

My PJ's are purple with butterflies all over them. The butterflies even glow in the dark and look cool under the black light!

The three hour tour got cancelled due to the sudden move and the volcano erupting. *sigh* I was so looking forward to it. Maybe next time.

* tunes up strings and starts playing party music*

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prof sprout - Mar 12, 2004 3:31 pm (#148 of 2965)

Mine are like the ones in “A Christmas Story,” except, green and without the ears and tail. However they do have Sprouts. Smile

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Blast - Mar 12, 2004 4:27 pm (#149 of 2965)

Hey how do you get this makeup off? It has mutated I now look like Voldemort and a clown!

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A-is-for-Amy - Mar 12, 2004 4:30 pm (#150 of 2965)

Brrrr! The two things I'm most afraid of, Blast! *edges away from clown-like Voldemort* I'll just go get you some cold cream!
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prof sprout - Mar 12, 2004 4:57 pm (#151 of 2965)

Gina, you are too funny, love your picture. BTW is that from the new movie?

Poor Blast, if the cold cream doesn't work (watch out for the canary cream instead) Come over and I'll give you some herbal remedy for it.

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Gina R Snape - Mar 12, 2004 5:31 pm (#152 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 12, 2004 9:31 am

Thanks, sprout. Yes, it's from the new movie. It's not new, though. I had it up a couple of months ago and decided to resurrect it. Seems a lot of people didn't see it before!

Aaaawwww, Madam Poppy. Thanks for the message. Where did you find that little smiley guy? He's great!

My PJ’s are white with leopard print on them. I used to have butterfly PJ’s but one day the window was open and the butterflies got their chance and flew away.

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Emily - Mar 12, 2004 6:52 pm (#153 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 12, 2004 10:52 am

My PJ's look like dementor robes. They're very plain, like me, I guess!

I have the disco ball! Disco Ball

PARTY! Boys Night Out, Ladies Night Party Smileys Chugger Party Smiley Bottoms Up

Severus will make such a good DJ! Mix Master

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PyroGrl - Mar 12, 2004 8:15 pm (#154 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 12, 2004 12:15 pm

My pajamas are a pastel purple with turtles on it. All the turtles have pink shells!!

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Acceber - Mar 12, 2004 9:58 pm (#155 of 2965)

My bright red PJ’s have cats all over them. I got furry sky blue slippers too. So comfortable!

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*Hermionefan(#1) - Mar 12, 2004 10:33 pm (#156 of 2965)

I have no idea what my PJ’s will look like, they won't stop changing, but their favorite form is this dragon head gown that keeps blowing fire at me. It gets rather annoying.

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Gina R Snape - Mar 12, 2004 11:07 pm (#157 of 2965)

Wow Hermionefan. You should save those PJ’s for cold winter nights! I'm sure they'd be toasty warm.

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Penny Lane. - Mar 12, 2004 11:17 pm (#158 of 2965)

Me and my Ted E. Bear have matching Rainbow Bright P.J.'s.

Um... There seems to be something wrong with Ted. He's not as perky has he used to be.

**Holds up Ted E. Bear without the stuffing.*** GINA - What did YOU do?

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Liz Mann - Mar 13, 2004 12:38 am (#159 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 12, 2004 4:40 pm

My PJ’s are navy blue with "The St Mungo's Maniacs" on the back and on the front is a replay of our very first match. So I'm providing the entertainment for the party.

Oh, Penny, your poor Ted E. Bear! Don't worry, I know this shop where you can pick out bears, have them stuffed, sewn up and dressed. I'm sure they won't mind you using the stuffing machine. We'll take a portkey there.

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Sabotage - Mar 13, 2004 1:26 am (#160 of 2965)

I finally got the paint! Yes!

But what to paint. *sits down with head in hands*

I know! Pyro... can I borrow Squirt? I'm not gonna hurt him. I'm going to use him as a model.

* starts doing the base coat* You know this stuff dries in two seconds. *starts the mural* La la la la la. Painting... Voldemort...nah... I know I'll have Squirt fighting a dragon (that is if Pyro borrows him to me)! I'm starting the dragon.

Long talons and teeth...

Oh, and while I'm in here I might as well tell you about my room. Well I have a bunk bed, and the bed is covered with a black and gray pattern and it has Chinese dragons printed on it. The room was originally pink but now three are red and the other is a black wall that has the beginnings of the mural on it. There isn't much else, all the usual bedroom stuff, but I have one corner occupied with a full-size actual-bone skeleton.

My bathroom consists of a shower, a sink, and the most luxurious toilet. It flushes!

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PyroGrl - Mar 13, 2004 1:36 am (#161 of 2965)

*hugs Squirt close* My Squirt. MINE!!

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Sabotage - Mar 13, 2004 2:09 am (#162 of 2965)

Please Pyro?!?! You can be here the whole time! It's not like I'm gonna rip him to shreds.

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PyroGrl - Mar 13, 2004 2:11 am (#163 of 2965)

*starts to cry uncontrollably* MINE!! MINE!!

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Viola Intonada - Mar 13, 2004 2:39 am (#164 of 2965)

Blast, come here, I'll help you remove that make-up.

* pulls out "Lockhart's Guide to Beautiful Skin"*

There has to be a spell in here somewhere, or maybe I should just use a Scourgify spell. I promise it won't hurt a bit. *crosses fingers behind back*

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Istari Jones - Mar 13, 2004 2:40 am (#165 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 12, 2004 6:47 pm

Thanks for the medical info, Ticker, I better get an antibiotic/antiviral on it ASAP. (I did repeat myself in that post, didn't I? See, I can copy and paste, but not erase...)

Gina, from the looks of the crystal ball it sounds like we better get to that convention as soon as possible. Have you gotten that invisibility cloak ready?

Love that disco ball and the great party atmosphere!

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Ticker - Mar 13, 2004 3:06 am (#166 of 2965)

*Laughs at "plain" Emily's icon-clad post, then edges away from dementor-looking robes, only to be roasted by Hermy's PJ's.*

*Tries to find the food table...* OK - Who's got Fudge's card? We need some snacks!

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A-is-for-Amy - Mar 13, 2004 3:47 am (#167 of 2965)

I found the cold cream, Blast.... is this supposed to have boric acid in it? Well I guess we'll find out! Blast? Where'd you go?

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Gina R Snape - Mar 13, 2004 5:14 am (#168 of 2965)

Ssssshhhhhhhhhhhh, Istari!

Under here, quick!

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Blast - Mar 13, 2004 5:31 am (#169 of 2965)

Hey this makeup is really mutating. First I looked like Gene Simmonds,[cool], then I looked like a mime, but now I look like that MUGGLE PREACHER'S EX WIFE, TAMMY FAY THINGY! Please help me,

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Madame Librarian - Mar 13, 2004 5:32 am (#170 of 2965)

Wow. the PJ fashions are just amazing here!

Blast, how's about some lime jello on the ol' kisser? That'd dissolve anything. We'll all stand right nearby with soft fluffy towels at the ready and when you start to howl in agony, we'll be johnny-on-the-spot to wipe off the make-up. Works for me.

Alright, everyone. Time for manicures and pedicures. Line up please, and no pushing. You'll all have a turn. This group of semi-professional nail technicians (honest, that's what they're called now) that I found wandering aimlessly in the occupational therapy wing has promised to finish at least six fingers and two toes on each guest here. Please, no tipping. They're just so happy to have extremities to experiment, I mean, practice on.

*looks sharply around at group of gum-chewing, hopeful looking people when one dissolves in high-pitched excited giggles*

The party room looks fabulous, guys! Somebody's spent a lot of Dodo's money of wonderful decorations.

OK, after your nails are done (and if you still can move) it's time for Conga Line!

Ciao. Barb

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Acceber - Mar 13, 2004 2:26 pm (#171 of 2965)

Me first Madame! Me first! After all, I am first to post, so I'm first in line. Right? Yes, right. I'm always right. How could I not be right? I want red and gold on my right hand and my left foot, alternating fingers and toes of course. Then on my other hand and foot, I want the St. Mungo's symbol (wand and bone crossed, for those a bit tipsy). It'll clash horribly with my PJ’s, but we're all crazy. I mean, that's why we're here (I think).

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Madame Librarian - Mar 13, 2004 2:39 pm (#172 of 2965)

Oooo, Acceber, nice choice. Yes, dear, you are no. 1. Now, please be sure you hold very still. These nail techies are just a teensy-weensy bit excited about all the souls --I mean, nails--nearby.

You do realize that once you're dry, you have to also be first in the Conga Line? Conga! Conga!

Blast? Are you still there? What d'ya think about the lime jello idea? Let me assure you that we'll all be so ready to help. It may be the only way to get back to that natural look.

Ciao. Barb

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*Hermionefan(#1) - Mar 13, 2004 3:58 pm (#173 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 13, 2004 7:58 am

I'll be second! Um, lemme see, got any nail-protecting fire proof polish? Any color, really. My PJ's have gone to permanent dragon, Chinese Fireball by the way. They won't stop flaming everything! I can't even eat a marshmallow without it being burnt to a crisp!

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PyroGrl - Mar 13, 2004 4:07 pm (#174 of 2965)

Don't worry, Hermy. I loooove fire...*evil grin* Just keep me nearby when they start to flame...bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

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Ticker - Mar 13, 2004 6:45 pm (#175 of 2965)

Gets desperately hungry & eats a bunch of Canary Creams anyway...

*pop*

TWEET

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Marie E. - Mar 13, 2004 9:17 pm (#176 of 2965)

I thought we had pizza on the way?

My jimjams are purple with dragonflies on them. And I have fuzzy purple slippers.

Yeah, what is with that room with the flying popcorn? I got a piece lodged in my right ear. Alas....

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Madame Librarian - Mar 13, 2004 10:40 pm (#177 of 2965)

Ding - dong. *sound of door knocker pounding* Ding - dong. *more pounding*

Voice from outside the barred gates:
Anybody here? Turn down that bloody Conga music! I got yer pizza.

*pause, listens for approaching footsteps*.
Hey, in there. It's PIZZA MAN! Lemme in.

Hey, guys. You hear that? Somebody's trying to attack St. Mungo's. Danger, danger, danger, Will Robinson! Red alert!! Oh Gawd, I'm panicking! It's a panic attack.!"

*pulls fire alarm box--loud, whooping noises start up, competing with Conga music--nail techies barely notice, they are really into Hermionefan's nail polish--more door pounding--faint yells of "pizza man, pizza m-a-a-a-n"*

Wait, I heard "pizza...ma-a-a-an..." Oh, goodie, there's our delivery. Who's got Dodo's card? How much do we tip this guy? I know, we'll just let him join the party. Would someone puh-lease kill that alarm? Aaaah, thanks, that's better. OK, back to Conga, I'll get the pizza.

Yum! I love anything I don't have to cook.

Ciao. Barb

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*Hermionefan(#1) - Mar 13, 2004 10:47 pm (#178 of 2965)

Who is the pizza man anyways? Wait, is that Fudge? No, never mind. *Peers into the doorway under Madame L.'s arm.*

Hagrid! That you? Gee, I need my contacts.

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Marè - Mar 13, 2004 11:19 pm (#179 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 13, 2004 3:19 pm

O Ticker, yellow looks good on you!

Great, now that you have wings too, we can hang together.

I suggest we go to that room with the flying popcorn, seeing how we can actually reach and eat it and the rest cannot... *insert evil grin smilie here!*

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Liz Mann - Mar 14, 2004 12:13 am (#180 of 2965)

Me next! Me next! I want little Snitches on each of my finger and toe nails! (I wonder at my obsession with Snitches, seeing as I'm a Chaser. I guess I'm like James Potter! )

Where's a pizza? Do we have plain cheese?

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A-is-for-Amy - Mar 14, 2004 2:08 am (#181 of 2965)

I want pineapple and sausage on my slice! And I want polish that changes color with my mood. I've got some caramel to go on that popcorn if anyone wants it!

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Blast - Mar 14, 2004 3:05 am (#182 of 2965)

Well, the makeup is slowly coming off. I now look part human again.*checks in mirror*

Hey now I look like Severus, a little pale but not as sullen. Hey pizza, how come the pepperoni looks like flattened slugs? Must be Chicago style Smile

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Gina R Snape - Mar 14, 2004 3:33 am (#183 of 2965)

Vast improvement, Blast.

Have we got any pizza with bowtruckles? I hear they are very crunchy and have a sort of nutty flavour when baked.

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PyroGrl - Mar 14, 2004 4:11 am (#184 of 2965)

I'll just take Pizza Pops, thanks. Real pizza makes me queasy.

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Madame Librarian - Mar 14, 2004 5:06 am (#185 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 13, 2004 9:12 pm

Well, my dears. We were very clever, we were. We ordered from the Pizza of Requirement Pizza Emporium. Whatever, I mean absolutely whatever, you require on your pizza will be on it. Should you change your mind (Mind? We have minds? I though we lost 'em) mid-slice suddenly detesting anchovies, wishing to partake of 4-cheese and mango, you got it! So Liz, you want plain cheese, you got it! Amy, sausage/pineapple--not a problem. Just click those ruby slippers together three times and say...wait, wrong instruction booklet. Oh, just think your pizza toppings and--voila! there they are.

Blast, you look a little peak-y. Have some pizza, then get in line for your manicure. I see you with sort of a charred finger motif. Or toes, you can just do your toes. Don't worry, eat pizza.

The golden Snitch design is so edge. I love it!

Hey, Pizza Man. Wanna manicure? They have this neat color called tomato sauce red. Who are you, anyway?

Ciao. Barb

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Penny Lane. - Mar 14, 2004 5:45 am (#186 of 2965)

Thank you Liz. My Ted E. Bear looks much healthier - *Glares at Gina*

Can I get my pizza without cheese? I'm off dairy products this month. The thought of drinking bodily fluids from a cow just doesn't sit well.

OOH, cute pizza boy. I sure do like those red eyes... Hey, you aren't the Pizza boy. You look a bit like - Voldielocks!!! *kicks Voldie into another dimension* and "STAY OUT OF OUR HAPPY HOME"

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Istari Jones - Mar 14, 2004 7:10 am (#187 of 2965)

'Newt, would you like to try some of this Acme Invisible Cold Cream?

When the nail techies are ready for me, I'd like some 6-inch blood red nails, please, to go with my nice vampire monkey bite scar...I would also like some ripe banana slices on my pizza, please...

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Blast - Mar 14, 2004 7:26 am (#188 of 2965)

Penny, don't worry about eating dairy products. The cheese, ah, I guess since it doesn't actually come from a cow, is okay for you to eat. The manicurists won't be that long with me. Only six toenails. [little wand accident]

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Madame Librarian - Mar 14, 2004 2:01 pm (#189 of 2965)

Istari, blood red--oooh, nice. Just to make sure you understand, those nail techies might actually use...um, blood to get the exact tint you want. Haven't a clue what kind of blood. They are a bit literal, these folks.

Hey, Pizza Man, you got bananas for Istari? And, lose the cheese for Penny.

(Just remember, dears, it's the Pizza of Requirement. You require it, they'll have it. Eat my children, eat.)

Ciao. Barb

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Blast - Mar 14, 2004 3:05 pm (#190 of 2965)

Hey Mr. Pizzaman, slice me some banana. Hey that's another great idea, a fruit pizza. When's that team coming for the Quidditch match?

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Acceber - Mar 14, 2004 6:05 pm (#191 of 2965)

Hey Mr. Pizzaman, I'd like cheese pizza with mango and plenty of black olives if you please. No, take that back, you must or I will use my demented wand to put a spell on you. *evil grin*

Madame L-first in the conga line also? I can't dance for my life! Hermy, you're more than welcome to cut me and I'll get my nails done second. Unless it's too late and my nails are already done without my knowing it .

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A-is-for-Amy - Mar 14, 2004 6:48 pm (#192 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 14, 2004 10:48 am

Hey guys... my uh, pencil backfired! I was trying to enchant the ceiling in my room to show the sky outside like in the Great Hall at Hogwarts, but something happened. Now the floor in my room is showing what's going on underground! Look at those worms go! Is that a Dinosaur bone?

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PyroGrl - Mar 14, 2004 7:22 pm (#193 of 2965)

Amy...I think you found the gateway into the Other World! It's like a MirrorLand thing...there's another one of you but their personality is exactly the opposite! You have no idea how many mirrors I've broken trying to find it!

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Sabotage - Mar 14, 2004 7:29 pm (#194 of 2965)

Fine then Pyro. I won't bug you anymore. I'll just have a dragon. Eating a town. So there. Ha ha. *sticks tongue out at Pyro* bbbbbbllllllibbittt!!!.

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Blast - Mar 14, 2004 8:02 pm (#195 of 2965)

Hey, Amy, I just tried that and guess what, I have access to vault 666 at Gringotts!! Wonder who that vault belongs to?

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PyroGrl - Mar 14, 2004 8:04 pm (#196 of 2965)

OUT OF MY VAULT!!!

...What do you mean, it's not mine????

Whose? WHAT?! Did you just...bumble...AHH! *faints*

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*Hermionefan(#1) - Mar 14, 2004 8:53 pm (#197 of 2965)

Er... 666 rings a bell, I think. Isn't that Umbridge's vault?

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Blast - Mar 14, 2004 8:56 pm (#198 of 2965)

Hey, there's also the entrance to a tunnel down there.

*Blast blasts a hole in the floor*

Hey, I think that this is one of the Gringott's tunnels, maybe we should check it out, it could be an escape tunnel. What should we put over it so it's not discovered?

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Liz Mann - Mar 14, 2004 8:58 pm (#199 of 2965)

Blast, they're coming after the party.

*ding dong* Hey, there's someone at the door. *opens it* The Hawaiians? What are you doing here...? No, you're early... Oh well, you might as well join the party!

*joins the conga line*

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PyroGrl - Mar 14, 2004 9:06 pm (#200 of 2965)

I'm ready for the match!!

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A-is-for-Amy - Mar 14, 2004 9:11 pm (#201 of 2965)

Hey! That was my floor, you know! Oh well, nothing to do about it now, I suppose...Here's a shovel. Is that Brimstone I smell coming from that vault?

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Viola Intonada - Mar 14, 2004 10:14 pm (#202 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 14, 2004 2:15 pm

Sorry Madam L., I'm going to pass on the manicure. Those black cloaks with the hoods up, that the manicurists are wearing are making me a little too nervous. Buurrr, it sends a chill down my spine! Besides, I always have to keep my nails short to play the viola, not that it makes me play any better, but anyway...

Conga Line! May we ride our bedpans?

On my pizza I will have peanut butter and M&M's.

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Sabotage - Mar 15, 2004 1:08 am (#203 of 2965)

Are we taking anything from the vault? I'm fairly good at being sneaky and "borrowing" things. Just ask my muggle sister.

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PyroGrl - Mar 15, 2004 1:42 am (#204 of 2965)

**coughHAcough**

hellowhodidwhatnow? I think it's safe that we don't take anything from the vault, just in case, eh??

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Sabotage - Mar 15, 2004 2:51 am (#205 of 2965)

Awwww Pyro. You party pooper. You're only scared because you think it's your vault. I know what my vault is. I have an incredibly selective memory, and my vault number happened to make the cut. I have all my stuff stored in vault 781...

Did I just say that out loud?

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PyroGrl - Mar 15, 2004 2:54 am (#206 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 14, 2004 6:55 pm

I know it's not my vault. I can't remember mine though...

781 eh? Oh Healer-boy! Could you take me to Gringotts??

(I thought you got kicked off, Sabby...???)

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Sabotage - Mar 15, 2004 2:57 am (#207 of 2965)

I did, Pyro, but you left so fast that I didn't get to tell you that I was allowed to go back on.

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Ticker - Mar 15, 2004 4:10 am (#208 of 2965)

Hey Marè - when we get our fill of popcorn, let’s go get some of those worms. Ewww,what am I saying? How long for 14 Canary Creams to wear off?

I don't need a vault or money - I get by on looks alone.... BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Mad Madame Mim - Mar 15, 2004 4:42 am (#209 of 2965)

Hey, Mr. Pizzaman, now, throw a slice to me, with Bertie Bott's every flavor beans...* singing the to the tune of Mr. Tambourine Man*

I'm a first- time patient. Is there a ward where Lord Voldemort, Malfoy and Snape haunt your dreams? I keep having this nasty one about the Dark Lord trying to get me to sign his ledger. Every time he grabs my wrist causing blisters to form, I wake up from my dream with my wrist hurting.

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Blast - Mar 15, 2004 4:49 am (#210 of 2965)

Min Voldielocks doesn't bother us much here, there is something far more terrible. Just don't eat anything you can't see where it keeps it's brain. Umm, maybe that's don't trust anything that thinks for itself, Oh well, come on in and have a good time. Have a butterbeer and one of these nice custard treats:)

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A-is-for-Amy - Mar 15, 2004 5:04 am (#211 of 2965)

I have terrible nightmares too, Mim. Mine are that JKR will suddenly announce that she's just "lost interest" in the Harry Potter stories and does not intend to finish them. She wants to write instruction manuals for toasters instead. *shivers* I wake up screaming every time!

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Istari Jones - Mar 15, 2004 6:11 am (#212 of 2965)

!!!****AAARRRGGGGHHHH*****!!!! Amy! Stop! Don't say anything else! That's too terrible to say out loud! *wraps shawl around herself in a very Trelawney -like way.* That's too scary. Ohh, now I can't sleep. *shovels popcorn into her mouth.* That banana pizza was absolutely terrible. Hey, what's this worm doing in this popcorn? Hello, Mim. Pull up a bedpan.

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Marè - Mar 15, 2004 10:22 am (#213 of 2965)

Worms?? Worms in the ground? Worms in the popcorn? I need to get out of here!
EEP! Is that a flying worm??

And Ticker, I'm glad you have your looks, does this mean I can have your share of the gold?

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Madame Librarian - Mar 15, 2004 1:12 pm (#214 of 2965)

MMM, great song!

Everyone stop talking about JKR not writing more! Puh-leese, we are all anxiety-prone enough.

The nail techies have announced that it is your last chance (with the emphasis on last) to have your nail treatments. They are offering a special on their 2-in. nail tips with lightning bolt motif. They promise it is a truly amazing look which lends the wearer powers they knew not. So, line up if you're interested. Fingers only, no toes.

So tired of pizza. What's for breakfast? When is that staff coming back, anyways?

Ciao. Barb

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prof sprout - Mar 15, 2004 3:08 pm (#215 of 2965)

Oh, Amy, Don't worry, that was just a nightmare, that will never happen.

MMM. Well, I can't say much about your premonition, I mean dream. I'm sure everything will be okay.

**Starts looking nervously over shoulder for any red eyes, and just sees the Ted E Bears**

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Fawkes Forever - Mar 15, 2004 3:48 pm (#216 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 15, 2004 7:52 am

(Whisper)Liz I think we are spending too much time in one another’s company... when I thought of my PJ's I thought of dark blues ones with golden snitches all over them.... hee hee. My bedroom slippers make squeaking & horn noises when I walk... quite cool really (but not for other patients... )

Did someone mention a nail bar... Oh, me, me!.... I would like some Lightning bolt finger nails please, *Jumps to front of queue grabbing a slice of pizza on the way, Honk, beep, squeek....*

Oh I love these slippers.... Yummy Pizza..... eye of newt & mozzarella .... (joke) it's black olives, pineapple & cheeeeese *Homer style drool* ! Hmm, wonder are these pizzas related to the every flavour beans.... hmmm, baked bean pizza!

Ummm, Barb.... these nail techies are very thin.... skeletal in fact... perhaps we should give them some pizza? Poor dears are probably starving. Oh, just noticed.... they've got no eyes under those hoods... just great big mouths.... perhaps they couldn't see the pizza! Hello there Nail Technician person, would you like a slice of pizza.... *silence* Ummm, *nervous* ok I'll take that as a no then shall I ... *glup* Barb.... *whisper* Barb.... this one has red eyes and is a bit fatter than the rest (that is has a bit of skin on his bones).... He said would I like a lightning bolt tattoo on my forehead to match the nails.... I'm scared *Barely audible* Help!

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Madame Librarian - Mar 15, 2004 4:03 pm (#217 of 2965)

Fawkes, hush, my dear. As long as that Conga line is going strong, the Nail Techies will behave. The fat one is just the masseur; he's thinking of opening a spa here at St. Mungo's called Volomar's Retreat for the Incurably Achy. Works for me.

Oh, I see Fawkes is done. OOOh, I love the look. So edge.

Cheeerio, guys! (*waves daintily to the Nail Techies who are drifting off through the barred gate, except for the red-eyed, fat one). Comes, my dears, be polite, say ta-ta. I hear they're off to the Malfoy mansion for a little gathering Narcissa is hosting. Oh, a few close friends for a Meet, Munch and Manicure party.

You know, I am so proud of our little group here. The Pizza Man likes it so much. We made him feel right welcome and he's decided to chuck the delivery business and stay here. I'm going to room with him till he's settled in a bit more. After all, I have four down pillows of varying density, and surely I can spare one for a while.

Ciao. Barb

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Ticker - Mar 15, 2004 4:42 pm (#218 of 2965)

Welcome Mim! I was beginning to wonder when you'd join us over here at St. Mungo's. Even without studying numerology, I knew it would only be a matter of time, given your lovely name.

Professor Sprout, I think the pizza is giving some of the residents nightmares. Do you know of any herbal remedies?

*Makes a mental note to self to avoid Barb's room for a while...*

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prof sprout - Mar 15, 2004 5:07 pm (#219 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 15, 2004 9:25 am

Here, have some ginger root. I hope this helps. If you would like, I can get some of that dreamless sleep potion from Poppy's office.

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Fawkes Forever - Mar 15, 2004 5:38 pm (#220 of 2965)

Thanks Barb..... still a bit nervous of the red eyed one... Ahhh I think he's looking at me.... *points lightning bolt finger nails at scary guy, few sparks fly off, but that’s all, starts to get all panicky & worked up, gulps down a pint of “calm me down potion” handed to me by Prof Sprout*

Ohhhhhh nice.... dude.... totally..... sweet! This stuff rocks....

Pizza.... cooool!

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Viola Intonada - Mar 15, 2004 6:39 pm (#221 of 2965)

It's much warmer now that the manicurists have left. Nightmares are gone, too. Hmmm, maybe it wasn't the pizza causing nightmares after all.

I think the fat one is hanging around to see if Umbridge is still here. I heard him muttering Umbridge's name a little bit ago.

Welcome to St. Mungo's, Mim!

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Viola Intonada - Mar 15, 2004 6:42 pm (#222 of 2965)

Oh, I just had to post again so I could be 222!

Hey! I just found a huge stash of chocolate frogs. Come on, there is enough for everyone! Dig in!

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Mad Madame Mim - Mar 15, 2004 6:51 pm (#223 of 2965)

Thank you all for the welcome.

I've found a room, but I'll never tell where it is. The walls are white, but not for long. I will paint them with my dreams. And will use enchanted paints. Maybe I'll share a few. There are a few dreams fair Lucius wouldn't like, but as long as his credit line is good, his secret is safe.

Gina, I need you to help me with something. A little prank for the staff... I got the shrink wrap. Could you get Severus to give us some magically enhanced Icy Hot? I'll tell you more later.

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Liz Mann - Mar 15, 2004 7:15 pm (#224 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 15, 2004 11:17 am

Welcome, Madam Mim!

Oh, Amy, Don't worry, that was just a nightmare, that will never happen.

You're right, I very much doubt if she'll lose interest. Or if she does she'll have to finish them anyway because she's got billions of fans waiting impatiently for them.

However... what if something happened to her?

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Emily - Mar 15, 2004 10:01 pm (#225 of 2965)

Please, Liz, no more! I

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Blast - Mar 15, 2004 11:21 pm (#226 of 2965)

I's okay I've already written the books - they just need to be tidied up a bit.

Hey, I was just possessed by someone, someone very smart, a decent writer, and filthy rich, who lives in Scotland. My I'm really getting in touch with my feminine side lately. When's the game? We better run some drills in we must be a bit rusty.

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Emily - Mar 16, 2004 1:09 am (#227 of 2965)

LOL, Blast!

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Ticker - Mar 16, 2004 4:34 am (#228 of 2965)

Pop.*The almost inaudible sound of feathers falling off*

Yea! Quidditch! I can fly with something other than my arms, er wings, er whatever...

One problem though... uh, Barb (I sure hate to interrupt you when you have such a charming guest but...) - could you please persuade your left-over nail technician/massage therapist give back the quaffle?

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Blast - Mar 16, 2004 4:49 am (#229 of 2965)

Hey we need a volunteer to go down and start up the volcano - who's expendable? Is Lockhart doing anything at the moment?

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Fawkes Forever - Mar 16, 2004 11:12 am (#230 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 16, 2004 3:13 am

Sweeeet.... I totally think Lockhart would be up for that! *runs up to Lockhart’s room to find him packing frantically*

Hey Dude.... where are you going? *Lockhart makes a dash for the door, runs down stairs & accelerates towards the front door... Fawkes rugby tackles him to the ground & after a little bit of gentle persuasion* Dude I'll totally stop sitting on you if you start up the volcano *Lockhart agrees.... * Dude you rock!

ohhh, feel dizzy.... calm me down potion seems to be wearing off..... dude........ zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Do I get any extra jello for stopping one of inmates from escaping?

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prof sprout - Mar 16, 2004 4:11 pm (#231 of 2965)

Fawkes you may have extra Jello if you want. Or are there any other treats you would like instead? Jelly beans, Lemon Drops? Good job.

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Fawkes Forever - Mar 16, 2004 5:02 pm (#232 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 16, 2004 9:04 am

Yum, jelly beans.... lemon drops.... yum yum

Have an idea... how about combining the PJ Party with a St Paddy's Day party?

*Fawkes runs up stairs & after a quick change, comes back down in full Irish dancing outfit, performs a few moves that Michael Flatley would be proud of, & then for a finale, pulls out the uilleann pipes & plays a nice traditional Irish tune....*

Abby, care to join in with those bagpipes?... Come on everyone.... let’s Riverdance!

*conga line turns into impromptu Riverdance line... legs are wiggling all over the place, even Severus joins in for a kick jig & sweeps Gina off her feet. Fawkes wipes a tear from her eye..*

"ahhh reminds me of home"

Happy Paddy's Day everyone

Beannachtaí na Féile Pádraig

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prof sprout - Mar 16, 2004 5:42 pm (#233 of 2965)

Fawkes, did you know there are four leaf clovers on my PJ's? (I collect them in real life.) But on my St. Mungos PJ's, I have a patch growing on each foot. Smile

**Realizes I shouldn't said that, and runs and hides her lucky PJ’s.**

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Ticker - Mar 16, 2004 5:55 pm (#234 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 16, 2004 9:56 am

*Gets distracted from her pursuit of the quaffle to chase Prof Sprout's shoes...*

(aside: OK - like I wanted to keep following that creepy guy around the hospital anyway...)

...Just one, Pleeeeeease? Pretty Pleeeease?

I love St. Patrick & his day for celebrating! I'll join you with my penny whistle, Fawkes. I've been wearing green all week (besides my sod robe). Maybe if I ever catch a shoe, I could transplant a wee bit o' shamrocks on me robe! *Renews efforts at chasing Sprout...*

You know, this is a great quidditch practice - hey Blast, help me out!

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Viola Intonada - Mar 16, 2004 10:16 pm (#235 of 2965)

A bowl of Lucky Charms for everyone! They are magically delicious.

Oh, can I join in on the Irish music fest? Please, please, pplleeaaasssee?

*tunes up viola, prepares to play fiddle music*

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Emily - Mar 16, 2004 10:48 pm (#236 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 16, 2004 2:49 pm

I don't know if flute is exactly a traditional instrument, but I'll play too anyway! Say... where's Abby, we need her bagpipes.

Happy St. Patty's Day!



Oh, I do love smilies!

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Liz Mann - Mar 16, 2004 11:35 pm (#237 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 16, 2004 3:35 pm

*blows whistle* Okay everyone, now that the party seems to be over (or dying down) and the volcano is started up (don't worry, Gilderoy, I'm sure Madam Poppy has something for second degree burns )...

LET'S GET DOWN TO THE PITCH! Woohoo

Practice, practice, practice!

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Blast - Mar 16, 2004 11:55 pm (#238 of 2965)

Can't Riverdance, my arms won't stay at my side, but I can beat the drum. Hey those Corr girls are cute, let's get them over one night for a concert. Yes I agree Liz, we should get some practice in. Accio bedban.

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A-is-for-Amy - Mar 17, 2004 2:08 am (#239 of 2965)

Look! I painted my bedpan green! Woo hoo! I'm not Irish, but I married into an Irish family, so that makes me one by association, doesn't it? I'm firing up my Chieftans CD, and as soon as Quidditch practice is over, I'm gonna watch The Matchmaker and Roan Innish!

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Istari Jones - Mar 17, 2004 2:13 am (#240 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 16, 2004 6:13 pm

Thought I'd send an owl post from the convention where Gina and I are ...not...at... (Ooops)... Well, anyhoo, we need some green S'nape beverages. Everyone's Irish on St. Patrick's Day! Pass the corned beef and potatoes!

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Gina R Snape - Mar 17, 2004 3:00 am (#241 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 16, 2004 7:00 pm

Soda bread, yum.

Here you go, some green Snape St. Patrick's Day special brew.

I can't tell you why it's special though. You'll have to find out for yourself... But you will enjoy it.

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Ticker - Mar 17, 2004 3:35 am (#242 of 2965)

Hops on bedpan & flies to the volcano with Whiskey Bread Pudding (my favorite!) in one hand & a green Snape in the other...

Sure hope this Snape helps with practice .

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Madame Librarian - Mar 17, 2004 4:47 am (#243 of 2965)

Woo Hoo, I used to have green BAGELS on St. Paddy's day! Talk about cultural diversity.

The Pizza Man has moved out of my room. He snores, but says I do. Well! And, he hogged all of my down pillows of varying density.

He was so angry that he stomped out and !!smash!!**@@ banged right into the fat guy with red eyes (conjunctivitis, I'll bet; it's going around). So anyways, the quaffle got knocked out of his arms and is free. Whee! There it goes. Grab it. quick!

Did anyone think to have their nails done green?

OK, everyone with naturally curly hair, it's time for the River Dance auditions.

Ciao. Barb

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Blast - Mar 17, 2004 5:04 am (#244 of 2965)

It might be St. Paddy's day at St. Mungo's but I must admit that I am wearing my orange Calvin Klein’s today.

Boy, we were a bit rusty - glad we booked the practice time.

That volcano sure looks hot anybody got any marshmallows? Oh no - I dropped the whole bag in by mistake! Wait a second - they weren't real marshmallows, they were some sort of enchanted candy from 93 Diagon alley. I think that maybe we better clear out for a bit to make sure that nothing blows up.

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A-is-for-Amy - Mar 17, 2004 5:27 am (#245 of 2965)

I know what those were, Blast, and they won't blow up... you might want to clear out anyway and stay upwind until the smell goes away.

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Blast - Mar 17, 2004 11:21 am (#246 of 2965)

Wow look at that thing grow. Imagine a volcano in London. With the marshmallows, it looks like a snow -capped peak. There must have been an engorgement charm in those things.

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*Hermionefan(#1) - Mar 17, 2004 2:47 pm (#247 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 17, 2004 6:48 am

*Runs around pinching everyone not wearing green*

In my first grade class we had green popcorn for St. Patrick's Day.

Oh, sorry guys, I missed you all, but we went camping and of course they didn't have computers, and we all had to do everything the Muggle way--fires and tent-pitching and stuff! Well I'm back!

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prof sprout - Mar 17, 2004 3:12 pm (#248 of 2965)

Whew, I was able to save my Shamrock PJ's. Along with the Green Snape beverage there is green butterbeer. There is also green mashed potatoes - well I hope they were dyed green and not the other alternative.

If you’re from the US, I hope you live in the south, because it has been snowing up here. I hope you didn't freeze your feetsies off. P.S. I'm wearing green, so you can't pinch me.

Is pinching people that don't wear green something that occurs in all of the countries that celebrate this Holiday or is it just the US, Please enlighten me. Thanks

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Penny Lane. - Mar 17, 2004 3:54 pm (#249 of 2965)

I didn't even know it occurred in the U.S. anymore - and I'm Irish.

**Hands out green butterbeer and green candy**

I'll be gone for a few days - I'm heading to NYC tomorrow for a Journalism convention.

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Ticker - Mar 17, 2004 4:07 pm (#250 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 17, 2004 8:08 am

Have a good trip, Penny.

Yea! The quaffle is back! (Scoops it up & tosses it to Amy...)

So are you saying I shouldn't have eaten that marshmallow?


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The Great Abbycadabra - Mar 17, 2004 8:41 pm (#251 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 17, 2004 12:41 pm

*wakes up in old suitcase stored in the corner*

Hey! Why didn't anyone unpack me? How rude.

*climbs out of suitcase and stretches*

Gosh, I'm famished! Any more pizza?

*rummages in suitcase for bagpipe*

Ah, here it is. Let's see, what shall I play on this lovely St. Patrick's Day?

*plays "When Irish Eyes are Smiling" while dragging apparently empty old suitcase in search of a new room*

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*Hermionefan(#1) - Mar 17, 2004 8:55 pm (#252 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 17, 2004 12:55 pm

Hey, when does the bedpan Quidditch match start?

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Marè - Mar 17, 2004 10:05 pm (#253 of 2965)

NOW!!!

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Liz Mann - Mar 17, 2004 11:40 pm (#254 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 17, 2004 3:40 pm

*grabs Quaffle and speed towards the Hawaiian end of the pitch, but is intercepted by a Bludger and accidently drops it*

Agh! Catch it someone!

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Emily - Mar 17, 2004 11:46 pm (#255 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 17, 2004 3:48 pm

Wait! Am I a stand-in player or a cheer-leader this time? I'll just have to ride around on my bedpan while cheering.

Go Maniacs! Go Maniacs! Oh, watch out, Hermionefan(#1) *! Burst of fire!*



This must not be one of those volcanoes that oozes lava. Good special effects. (I think, anyway...) This is a prop, right? Does it hurt if you touch the fire?

BTW, you can't pinch me, my post is green!

Edit: Liz posted before me, so I'm catching her Quaffle and tossing it back. I guess that makes me officially in the game. *heads toward opposing teams goal post*


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Liz Mann - Mar 17, 2004 11:52 pm (#256 of 2965)

I can't find my list of who the team is! Who are my team mates?

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Emily - Mar 18, 2004 12:03 am (#257 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 17, 2004 4:12 pm

This is the list I found:

Chasers - Liz Mann, Tinker and Amy

Beaters - Gina and Lindsay

Keeper - Blast

Seeker - Pyro

Referee - Viola

Commentator - Marie E

Mascot - Hem Hem, Emily

It looks like I'm a stand in Chaser today, though!

BTW – Go here if you want to see some advice for Voldie about taking over the world and dealing with that pesky Harry Potter.

Disclaimer: It's not my sight, I didn't come up with any of it, and it's not my fault if you think it's sick instead of funny. I, however was laughing hysterically while reading some of the better ones. Here is an example: I will not shoot at any of my enemies if they are standing in front of the crucial support beam to a heavy, dangerous, unbalanced structure. Use your own discretion please.

OK, that's done, so enjoy!

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A-is-for-Amy - Mar 18, 2004 2:26 am (#258 of 2965)

I've got the quaffle, but the glow from the lava is starting to mesmerize me with it's flowy squishiness... I'd better pass it! Catch Ticker!

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*Hermionefan(#1) - Mar 18, 2004 2:41 am (#259 of 2965)

Oh good, I didn't miss this game! Ok, time to cheer!

GOOO MANIACS!!! GO GO MANIACS!

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Gina R Snape - Mar 18, 2004 2:43 am (#260 of 2965)

Hey Emily. You should point out that site to FCBarca. He's buddies with Voldy and might find it, er, useful.

Penny! Penny! Penny! Coming to NYC! Not to fear, I (and maybe she, depending on her condition afterwards...) will provide a report. Antics to be had, you know.

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Istari Jones - Mar 18, 2004 3:10 am (#261 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 17, 2004 7:12 pm

What's Irish and stays on lawn all summer? (wait for it...) Pati O'Furniture! (Ba da Bing!)

Oh, that volcano is much too hot! *Pulls out magical garden hose and waters it down justa bit.*

WOW Gina! This green Snape Beverage is gr-r-r-r-eat! *Tosses back a fourth bottle.* That's odd. I'm feeling rather funny. Hey...my arms are getting real scaly...*looks back over shoulders* Heh, heh, heh, that Severus...what a character! I think I'm turning into a dragon! *Flaps wings that have sprouted from beneath shoulders.* Welsh Green, if I'm not mistaken...*Tail suddenly appears.* That's appropriate...I mean, I am part Welsh, after all.

*develops sudden heartburn* ...and it is St. Patrick's Day, after all... *Burps in a very lady-like fashion, emitting sparks and a nice little flame.* So, uhh, can I play also? I'll make a great Chaser!!! Yummy!

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A-is-for-Amy - Mar 18, 2004 7:09 am (#262 of 2965)

uh, Istari, could you please stop gnawing on my leg? It's making it very difficult to score! We're up by 70 points, but if you keep this up, we'll lose the lead! Go get one of their chasers.

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Istari Jones - Mar 18, 2004 12:08 pm (#263 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 18, 2004 4:09 am

*Looks very contrite and apologetic*

Gee, sorry 'bout that, Amy.

Mmmmm! Opposing Chasers! Which way did they go?

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Marè - Mar 18, 2004 12:27 pm (#264 of 2965)

North - East! But they boosted their bedpans, so you might want to hurry!

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*Hermionefan(#1) - Mar 18, 2004 3:33 pm (#265 of 2965)

I thought the Hawaiians played on surfboards though?

KEEP IT UP MANIACS!

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A-is-for-Amy - Mar 18, 2004 3:43 pm (#266 of 2965)

Funny, for some reason they couldn't get their Surfboard through customs! Liz - Catch! *slings quaffle her way*

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Fawkes Forever - Mar 18, 2004 6:12 pm (#267 of 2965)

Legs, stop doing the wiggly leg dance. I'm trying to watch the bedpan quidditch. Ummm, did any of you guys cast a spell on my legs one of those taran... taruan... ah whatever ... I've forgotten the name.... but my legs they won't stop Riverdancing..... *grabs 'pencil' from inside hair* "finite" Ahh, that’s better... *takes minute to catch breath*

GO MANIACS... *Hermy & Fawkes start leaping around like a pair of.... well Maniacs.....*

Woohoo, Liz... go on.... SCORRRRE! Woohoo. Pyro any sign of that snitch....? Pyro, um Guys, has anyone seen Pyro.... ? I knew the volcano was a bad idea....

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Emily - Mar 18, 2004 10:14 pm (#268 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 18, 2004 2:15 pm

*catches quaffle and flings it at the goal post* Woo-hoo! 80 points up! GO MANIACS!

Pyro! Pyro? Pyro needs to hurry up and find the snitch, while we're still ahead. I mean the games been going on for nearly 6 hours, and we don't have replacements!

Oh no, I've already had 5 of the green Snape drinks! Ahh... is this what heartburn feels like? *Glances around* Oh no! I'm a Hungarian Horntail!... I mean, Yes! I'm a Hungarian Horntail! *waits for when the ref isn't looking and breathes fire at the Hawaiian Keeper* Dragon

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*Hermionefan(#1) - Mar 18, 2004 10:32 pm (#269 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 18, 2004 2:33 pm

I'll step in for Pyro if she doesn't show up soon, I'm just a cheer-er.

K E E P I T U P, M A N I A C S ! ! !

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Blast - Mar 18, 2004 11:15 pm (#270 of 2965)

All right, team, we’re doing well, we're now up 300 to nil. I don't think that this team can handle a little cold weather. *stops quaffle and throws it up to Liz.*

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Istari Jones - Mar 19, 2004 12:14 am (#271 of 2965)

*Flies in from out of n where and incinerates our goal hoops* There! *Snorts fire and smoke from both nostrils*

That'll keep'em from scoring against us! We have no more goal hoops to throw the Quaffle through!

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Liz Mann - Mar 19, 2004 12:34 am (#272 of 2965)

Nice tactic! No one's ever thought of that before so it's not one of the 700 fouls!

*catches Quaffle and heads towards the opposition's goals*

Pyro?? Where's she gone?

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A-is-for-Amy - Mar 19, 2004 1:58 am (#273 of 2965)

Istari - you rock! What a great way to keep the other team from scoring - not that we needed it, the Hawaiians don't seem to be handling themselves too well, do they? Could it be the pineapple-flavored jello I gave them before the match? Nah...

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*Hermionefan(#1) - Mar 19, 2004 2:22 am (#274 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 18, 2004 6:24 pm

Okay, should I step in for Pyro now?

2, 4, ,6 8! Who do we appreciate? Maniacs! Maniacs! Maniacs!

2, 4, 6, 3! who the team we want to beat? Hawaiians! Hawaiians! Hawaiians! (Okay so 3 and "beat" aren't a perfect rhyme... oh well)

Hey! Look at the score board! We're up by 420!

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Viola Intonada - Mar 19, 2004 2:28 am (#275 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 18, 2004 6:29 pm

*Blows whistle*

Sorry, folks, but I am going to have to call a foul for incinerating the other team’s goal posts. Short time out while I conjure some new posts.

There we go all set to play. *Blows whistle* Okay, resume play!

Abby, I'm so sorry you got left in the suitcase! Good thing I'm so lazy, I have been meaning to put that suitcase up in storage!

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Blast - Mar 19, 2004 2:36 am (#276 of 2965)

Ah, the only problem with setting our goalpost on fire is that, I'M ON FIRE TOO. Talk about a hot flash, has anybody got a fire extinguisher handy?

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A-is-for-Amy - Mar 19, 2004 3:28 am (#277 of 2965)

Ooops! Here you go Blast, I'll put you out with some of this green Snape beverage. Hope you're not too badly singed! I've been on fire before (really!) and it's no fun!

I call a time out for a Substitution! Hermione Fan #1 is going to have to stand in for Pyro as seeker. If Pyro shows up, we'll just have to have two seekers this game!

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The Great Abbycadabra - Mar 19, 2004 8:01 am (#278 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 19, 2004 12:02 am

Yes, that is good, Viola. I hate being up on high shelves.

*goes back to decorating new room with pictures of bagpipes and didgeridoos, HP books, an autographed Quaffle, and a zen garden*

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Liz Mann - Mar 19, 2004 3:52 pm (#279 of 2965)

Okay, Hermy, absolutely no pressure at all. Even if the Hawaiians get the snitch, we've still won.

Hey! They just scored!

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Blast - Mar 19, 2004 4:34 pm (#280 of 2965)

What is in that Green Snape? I've just sprouted a pair of wings. Good thing that I didn't drink any.

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*Hermionefan(#1) - Mar 19, 2004 7:30 pm (#281 of 2965)

Okay, I shall Seek now. (Okay, I better go find the Snitch . . . .)

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Ticker - Mar 19, 2004 9:16 pm (#282 of 2965)

YEEEEEEOWWWWCH!!!! *Flies up out of lava*

Gosh that nice, orange, glowy stuff felt so good after the Green Snape beverage, I just plunged right in & took a swim. But apparently, it's worn off.

*Catches quaffle & notices the score: 450:30*

Gee, it looks like you've got things under control - *does a few Globetrotters maneuvers before tossing the quaffle through the goal hoop.*

You know, it looks like someone forgot to cut holes in their keeper’s tiki mask...

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*Hermionefan(#1) - Mar 19, 2004 9:30 pm (#283 of 2965)

I thought I saw the Snitch, but it turned out it was someone's flame... *glares at Snape Beverages*

Ok I'll keep looking.

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*Hermionefan(#1) - Mar 19, 2004 9:32 pm (#284 of 2965)

Hey! I found it! Hang on I have to go behind the goal hoops... * grabs and misses* Oh no, the other Seeker saw it too!

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A-is-for-Amy - Mar 19, 2004 10:01 pm (#285 of 2965)

Go Hermy! Go!!!!!!

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Blast - Mar 19, 2004 10:07 pm (#286 of 2965)

Hurry up Hermy, I'm starting to transform into something, really bad indigestion, some sort of burning feeling. Someone check the best before date on the Snape. Oh, oh, here it comes, *belches flames and nearly incinerates the opposing chasers*

Good, they'll think twice now about trying to score.

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Acceber - Mar 19, 2004 10:43 pm (#287 of 2965)

Go Hermy! I got here a little late to be an actual player *tear tear* but I'll be like McGonagall and make sure Marie doesn't say anything rude while commentating. I know, it's lame, but it's the only other Quidditch-like position I could think of besides fan and cheerleader.

GOOOOOOO MANIACS!

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PyroGrl - Mar 19, 2004 11:05 pm (#288 of 2965)

**wakes up** Oh, sorry...I dozed off in the hot springs. *gets on bedpan and zooms into the game* HEY! HEY! I SEE THE SNITCH!! IT'S BY THE VOLCANO!! *tears after it*

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Liz Mann - Mar 19, 2004 11:20 pm (#289 of 2965)

Brilliant! We have two Seekers! Double the chance of winning!

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PyroGrl - Mar 19, 2004 11:24 pm (#290 of 2965)

Argh, the heat is too intense...even for ME!!!! *closes eyes and reaches for the Snitch. Catches it, but lets go*

IT'S TOO HOT!!!! *stares at burned hand*

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A-is-for-Amy - Mar 19, 2004 11:48 pm (#291 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 19, 2004 3:50 pm

Hey! It got caught! I say it counts! Where's the ref? What does the rule book say? Here, Pyro, wrap your hand around this ice cold bottle of Snape - it'll make it feel better. Just don't drink it, as it's been having an odd effect on some of the players!

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Istari Jones - Mar 20, 2004 3:54 am (#292 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 19, 2004 7:55 pm

Wait! Are you a Seeker? (Quick, nod your head yes!) Hooray! We won! *spouts more flame, smoke and sparks from nostrils in triumph*

Ahhh! The sweet smell of success...or is that burnt chicken feathers? *Settles down into a nest made of molten lava*

Great game everyone! Let's not waste this great volcano~ let's have a barbeque!

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Viola Intonada - Mar 20, 2004 4:59 am (#293 of 2965)

I officially declare that Pyro caught the snitch, even though she didn't hang on too long.

Yeah! Maniacs!!!!!

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SHEla WOLFsbane - Mar 20, 2004 9:32 am (#294 of 2965)

Wow, that was something else... Umm, where am I? It feels kind of... cozy. Do I smell Bar-B-Q chicken?

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A-is-for-Amy - Mar 20, 2004 3:48 pm (#295 of 2965)

Good Job everyone! If you don't mind, all this partying has worn me out. I'm going to go to my room and hibernate for a while... I'm feeling really guilty over what I did to the characters in my story and need to sleep it off. Let me know when the next game is.

.... What's that dripping on my head? Green Snape? *Shrugs*

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*Hermionefan(#1) - Mar 20, 2004 3:58 pm (#296 of 2965)

Congrats, pyro! GOOO MANIACS!

Ooh, can we roast marshmallows too?

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Emily - Mar 20, 2004 10:07 pm (#297 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 20, 2004 2:13 pm

Go Maniacs! Great job Pyro! Way To Go

Hmm... Marshmallows... sounds good! I assume you mean over the volcano instead of a fire. Well, just as good!

BTW, my dragon-ish-ness is wearing off, so we know it's permanent. Right now, the only part that's lingering is my fire-breathing ability.

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Liz Mann - Mar 20, 2004 11:37 pm (#298 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 20, 2004 3:38 pm

I'll have some BBQ chicken!! I love chicken! Rooster Great game everyone! *laughs in Hawaiian team's face* If we keep this up we'll be in the league!

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Istari Jones - Mar 21, 2004 12:46 am (#299 of 2965)

So, where do we play next? How about Russia? Japan? France? *Rolls over luxuriously in the hot lava*

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Istari Jones - Mar 21, 2004 12:46 am (#300 of 2965)

Woo-Hoo! Post 300! (Yes, I know I'm cheating!)


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Viola Intonada - Mar 21, 2004 1:57 am (#301 of 2965)

LOL! Istari! Just as long as you're not cheating during a quidditch match.

After my troubles the last time I visited France, I would prefer to go anywhere but there.

How about Australia or New Zealand?

I have the chocolate and the graham crackers!!!!

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Blast - Mar 21, 2004 1:58 am (#302 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 20, 2004 6:00 pm

Hey, there is this Wizard's place in France called Mal de la Tat. Maybe we should send them an owl to see if they can put a team together. Istari, what problems would the French possibly give you?

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Istari Jones - Mar 21, 2004 3:19 am (#303 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 20, 2004 7:20 pm

Ha! Sounds like they may give problems to Viola, instead, 'Newt! New Zealand sounds great! After all, that is where the LotR movie was filmed. Maybe their Quidditch team consists of Orcs, Wargs, and Trolls? Say, do we have any St. Mungo's inmates from New Zealand or Australia?

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Viola Intonada - Mar 21, 2004 3:44 am (#304 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 20, 2004 7:45 pm

Newt, I went to France in October and had my portkey pick-pocketed. I couldn't get a portkey for three days (had to extend my trip by two days).

I would love to visit New Zealand someday (And I promise to keep a tighter grip on my portkey from now on!) I can't imagine a Warg on a broomstick though.

Orcs and Trolls, sounds like we would be playing the Slythrin's!

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Blast - Mar 21, 2004 4:37 am (#305 of 2965)

Then to the land of Kiwi's we go! There is only one problem, there are more sheep than humans. Maybe we should bring along Aberforth, he's very experienced with goats and sheep.

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PyroGrl - Mar 21, 2004 7:19 pm (#306 of 2965)

Oh yes, let's go to Kiwi-a-gogo land, I heard people get their shoes blown off by "rogue bores." It sounds very interesting...I want to try it.

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Liz Mann - Mar 21, 2004 7:55 pm (#307 of 2965)

New Zealand! Yes! We can play the match over the wild and untamed scenery!

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Acceber - Mar 21, 2004 9:09 pm (#308 of 2965)

New Zealand, yay! We can visit my camp counselor. And see the LotR set (maybe even get some autographs). Pack your bags everyone and away we go!

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PyroGrl - Mar 21, 2004 9:53 pm (#309 of 2965)



I don't know how long I can deal with it. I mean, I LOVE it! I love chasing the tiny golden ball into boiling pits of lava...but all the stress of jumping from place to place...

HEY! GET! OUT! OF! MY! JOURNAL!!

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Sabotage - Mar 21, 2004 10:40 pm (#310 of 2965)

YAAAAAAAAAAAY! YAAY! YAY! YAYYY! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!YAY!YAAAAAAAAAA! La la la la la la la la la la la!!!!!

We won! We won! And I missed it! But we WON!!! And now it's off to LOTR-land! Elijah Wood-land! La la la la la la la! I am so incredibly hyper! Laaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!

Back to painting. Hmmmm.mmm...mmmm..mm..da..lla. A little here, a splash there..

OH NO! Someone catch Kalio!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Kalio! Bad boy! BAD! OH this is bad bad bad bad! If anyone sees a little blue Norwegian Ridgeback can they please send him back to me? I can't finish my mural without him!

KALIO! YOU BAD DRAGON! Come to Sabby... Into the cage. NO! We do NOT breathe fire in the house!!!

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Liz Mann - Mar 21, 2004 10:54 pm (#311 of 2965)

I am so incredibly hyper!

LOL - You got that right, Sabby! You haven't been at the Odgeon's Old Firewisky, have you?

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Blast - Mar 21, 2004 11:09 pm (#312 of 2965)

I have some muggle relatives in the land of the Kiwis.

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Emily - Mar 21, 2004 11:10 pm (#313 of 2965)

Nice new pic, Liz.

New Zealand, yay! Can we go on one of those film-tour things where we see all the places in the movie!

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Sabotage - Mar 21, 2004 11:16 pm (#314 of 2965)

No Firewhisky for me. Just fire. AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Kalio! My bed is not a bonfire site! NOOO! Not the top bunk!

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prof sprout - Mar 22, 2004 12:16 am (#315 of 2965)

After the New Zealand game we have a game in Japan. We were supposed to play Japan after the original Hawaii match, but because of the move, both were postponed.

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Liz Mann - Mar 22, 2004 12:17 am (#316 of 2965)

Do we still have the giant rubber duck?

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Istari Jones - Mar 22, 2004 2:47 am (#317 of 2965)

Can I go as a dragon? Gina's green Snape beverage hasn't worn off for me yet...

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Viola Intonada - Mar 22, 2004 3:33 am (#318 of 2965)

I think Sabbo is so hyper because of all the s'mores she ate (I lost count after 100) hehe

New Zealand, here we come!! Someone was storing the rubber duck for us, who has it?

Remember, all drains lead to the ocean.

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A-is-for-Amy - Mar 22, 2004 4:45 am (#319 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 21, 2004 8:46 pm

I've got the duck, I've been using it as a bed... just keep it away from Ron, cause he's terrified of it.

Hey- I got some of that Green Snape dripped on me, and I sprouted wings and can breath fire... but that's all that changed! No dragon transformation! Is there a cure? The breathing fire this is kinda cool.

BTW Prof. Sprout, do you have anything for the blues? I'm suffering through an intense case of guilt brought on by bringing grief upon my fan fic's characters in large doses... sigh.

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SHEla WOLFsbane - Mar 22, 2004 6:59 am (#320 of 2965)

New Zealand sounds wonderful, but I think I'd like to unpack and get settled in first. Is there a third shift/nightowl/I can't believe I'm still up, ward? You know, some place not to bright...

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Fawkes Forever - Mar 22, 2004 3:17 pm (#321 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 22, 2004 7:27 am

News just in the Kooky Kiwi's (New Zealand’s answer to the Maniacs) have agreed to a match of bedpan Quidditch.... bad news is their keeper is an Orc, they might have a hobbit playing as seeker however... Pyro, shouldn't pose a problem then. Beaters are a dwarf & an elf.... the elf hits like a four year old.... so again, no worries there. No idea who their chasers are, but their Cheerleaders are very woolly & their chant sounds a bit like "Baaaaa".

Istari, watch where you're putting those flames... *ducks to avoid a fireball* oops, my mistake it was Amy.... Hmmm, wonder should we put a warning on the Snape beverages .... "Caution: when consumed drinker may experience a 'mild' case of Dragonitis" Oh & Sabby, Prof Sprout has some great 'calm me down' potion.... it Rocks! (dude)

Liz, I see from your pic you've burnt your arm... aww, maybe Poppy has some of that orange ointment.... We want you in Tip Top condition for our New Zealand match.... you too Pyro, watch that burnt hand! Oh & some for Blast too, he's looking a bit singed..

So all aboard the giant rubber ducky .....* spots Ron & points out the rubber ducky to him*.... (evil grin) So tell me young Weasley, why are you scared of these ducks?

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Liz Mann - Mar 22, 2004 3:41 pm (#322 of 2965)

Aw, leave him alone, Hermy.

Okay, team, make sure you've got your Quidditch robes and let's go! We've got a long journey ahead of us! (Although, I'm going to speed us up a bit. Don't tell the staff, but I snuck into registration and stole my wand back! Shh! ) Oh, and don't tell them we're going either, or they won't let us. Just sneak out through the passage in the hospital cafe like last time.

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Fawkes Forever - Mar 22, 2004 4:52 pm (#323 of 2965)

Hee hee, I think my new piccie has you all confused Liz I only wanted to know why Ron's scared of rubber duckies.... methinks he never saw Bert on Sesame Street as a kid! "Sorry Ron" *gives him some jello to cheer him up*

I too have my wand/pencil concealed in my hair (good thing about having nice bushy Hermione-style hair is that you can hide contraband in it ) If we can't get through the cafe, there’s a secret passage in a broom cupboard that leads to Hogsmeade... the staff don't know about it, so Shhhhh

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Liz Mann - Mar 22, 2004 4:59 pm (#324 of 2965)

Oops! Sorry Fawkes!

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Fawkes Forever - Mar 22, 2004 5:44 pm (#325 of 2965)

Hee hee Liz, it's ok .... so long as you don't confuse the quaffle & the bludgers for the match

Ummm, I don't think it was a good idea to give Ron some jello, he's gone all giddy & is telling jokes about planets... oh dear!

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Liz Mann - Mar 22, 2004 6:21 pm (#326 of 2965)

The jello in here's really weird! It seems to have so many different effects! I guess that's why when someone new comes here they're always warned DON'T TOUCH THE JELLO! And yet people still eat it and give it out.

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Viola Intonada - Mar 23, 2004 12:55 am (#327 of 2965)

Liz, would you like me to cast a spell to disguise your wand for you. I'm getting rather good at transfiguring wands.

Welcome, Wolfsbane, don't worry, there will be plenty of time to unpack once we get back! Come along, you will have fun!

Hey! Do I get to drive again? And this time I want a life jacket before we leave the dock.

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Blast - Mar 23, 2004 2:42 am (#328 of 2965)

Ha - they never got my wand, (always keep a spare one.) So, how are we getting to N.Z.? Are we going by magic carpet?

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A-is-for-Amy - Mar 23, 2004 2:54 am (#329 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 22, 2004 6:56 pm

The duck is out in the lobby, awaiting further instructions. I painted it a lovely shade of blue, to blend in with sky or water. And to disguise it in case Mad-Eye shows up looking for it. Those of you with wands can decide if we're going to float or fly. Just be sure to bring appropriate clothing, as I believe they are approaching the end of summer there? I always get so confused about that.

BTW - I'm still sporting a set of grey wings and am occasionally spitting fire. Will this go away on it's own?

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Istari Jones - Mar 23, 2004 4:13 am (#330 of 2965)

I don't know, Amy. I am still in full-fledged dragon mode, and I find I'm getting pretty chilled when I leave my lava. I know that's not right, because most dragons don't even get near lava. The S'mores are tasty, but the stick I toast them on incinerates to ash too quickly.

Don't get too close, Viola. I know you play some really "hot" music, but there's no sense catching your bagpipes on fire.

Thanks for the green S'nape beverages, Gina. They were magically delicious!

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SHEla WOLFsbane - Mar 23, 2004 8:01 am (#331 of 2965)

There coming to take me away, ha,ha, hee, hee, ho, ho, hum, hum... ARGHHHH!!! Oh, wait, I'm already there!!! So, how much do we still have left of the green Snape beverage??? I'm thinking... we show up as half dragons??? It might give us a, hee,hee... psychological advantage over them

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Liz Mann - Mar 23, 2004 4:12 pm (#332 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 23, 2004 8:12 am

We floated last time so let's fly this time! A flying giant blue rubber duck!

Viola, you can drive so long as you don't direct us to completely the wrong part of the planet again! (It was you, wasn't it?) At least there shouldn't be any butterflies up there. We'll fly above the clouds!

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Madam Poppy - Mar 23, 2004 4:33 pm (#333 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 23, 2004 8:34 am

*Madam Poppy floats in on her magic carpet and sees her patients taking off for parts unknown!*

Good, she thinks...that will give me some time to settle in and decorate my staff apartment with the Secret Entrance.

*Poppy glides off into St. Mungo’s with visions of Rustic Gothic furniture dancing in her head.*

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Marè - Mar 23, 2004 4:52 pm (#334 of 2965)

*Marè sees Poppy dreaming and does a very difficult spell with her cucumber/wand and makes sure that when Poppy enters her hidden secret room the rustic gothic furniture isn't dancing in her head, but on her bed!*

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Viola Intonada - Mar 23, 2004 7:42 pm (#335 of 2965)

What?? You didn't like our little side tour to Iceland last time? I just wanted to make sure everyone truly appreciated the warm climate of Aruba. *pouts slightly*

Well, I don't think butterflies can fly that high, I should be a fairly safe flier!

Let's go, I can definitely use some warmer temperatures now!

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A-is-for-Amy - Mar 23, 2004 8:43 pm (#336 of 2965)

Well I know where we can get a giant butterfly to ride, but Mad-Eye would be the least of my worries if I 'procured' it for our team. That, and it stops a lot along the way if it sees a really big flower.

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*Hermionefan(#1) - Mar 23, 2004 10:01 pm (#337 of 2965)

I'm ready to go cheer! Only problems are, I'm not allowed to see PG-13 movies (except Pirates of the Caribbean), and I'm not allowed to see LOTR until I read the books, so I won't be as excited about going to LOTR-Land.

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Emily - Mar 23, 2004 10:34 pm (#338 of 2965)

Hurry up and read the books! They're great! And I think we should stick with the duck. If seeing butterflies has a bad effect on Viola, imagine what being “in” one would do to her *shudder*. Oh, btw Viola, I'll take your offer of wand transformation. The staff seem to think I carry a stick around with me, as I'm supposedly insane, but I don't know how long that impression will last.

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Liz Mann - Mar 23, 2004 10:39 pm (#339 of 2965)

Aboard the rubber duck! We take off soon!

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Acceber - Mar 24, 2004 1:07 am (#340 of 2965)

Sings *Rubber ducky, you're the one, you make bath time so much fun. Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of you; doo, doo doo doo doo.*

Does anyone else miss Sesame Street or is it just me?

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PyroGrl - Mar 24, 2004 1:18 am (#341 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 23, 2004 5:18 pm

Alexei, Alexei, mustn't run, mustn't play, mustn't jump, mustn't stray, must recite this silly rhyme, must be careful all the time.

Forgive me. Our class watched Nicholas And Alexandra in Social Studies, as we are learning about Russia, and I got that song stuck in my head.

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A-is-for-Amy - Mar 24, 2004 2:42 am (#342 of 2965)

I loved that film! Must stink to be a hemopheliac (I'm sure I spelled that wrong).

Is this duck going in the right direction? The compass I brought along just spins and spins!

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Viola Intonada - Mar 24, 2004 3:17 am (#343 of 2965)

Emily, you may wish for me to transform your wand into a musical instrument. The staff has yet to catch on, hehehe. My wand is my viola bow. I believe in was Ticker’s that I transfigured into a penny whistle. You will want it transfigured into something that no one else would want to pick up and use. (Like who else in their right mind would ever want to pick up a viola bow. I think it was rather brilliant myself)

Amy, Are you sure your compass isn't bewitched to find the rubber ducky, so since we are on the Rubber Duck? It would just spin around. I mean, it couldn't be my driving that is sending it bonkers! Maybe next time we can take the giant butterfly! Besides aren't butterflies migrating in the opposite direction from which we are traveling right now?

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Blast - Mar 24, 2004 3:40 am (#344 of 2965)

Amy, watch those nails on the ducky. We wouldn't want to deflate at twenty thousand feet.

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Istari Jones - Mar 24, 2004 4:22 am (#345 of 2965)

Well, folks, since I'm still a dragon, I think I'll just fly. Any one need a lift?(no pun intended!)

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Marie E. - Mar 24, 2004 4:39 am (#346 of 2965)

Ah, Kiwi-a-gogo-land! I hear we may see a sheep or two. Excellent idea, pyro. And we'll be playing Quidditch while there, right?

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A-is-for-Amy - Mar 24, 2004 6:01 am (#347 of 2965)

Hey viola, could you use your bow to turn my wand into a kazoo? My old kazoo is getting worn out. I think Moody put a hex on my compass - it couldn't be that I accidentally belched fire on it, could it?

If you're really going to want that butterfly, someone is going to have to distract Professor McGonagall for about three hours when we're ready for it.... is anyone here particularly handy with a disillusionment charm?

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SHEla WOLFsbane - Mar 24, 2004 6:30 am (#348 of 2965)

Istari, if the offer for a lift still stands, I'd like to take you up on it. Just let me find some of that green Snape stuff- you guys do still have some left right? I wouldn't want you to finish changing back into your whole self, half way there. That would be... painful.

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Fawkes Forever - Mar 24, 2004 10:50 am (#349 of 2965)

Acceber, perhaps we should have a ward in St Mungos.... 'Cookies Cooperation Suite', where there are wall-to-wall TV's all showing Sesame Street. *whisper* My ambition as a kid was to be a presenter in Sesame Street... now I'm all growed up (well that’s still a matter of much debate) there’s no Sesame Street! *sad*

As for my wand.... it looks like a 2b pencil... stuck in my hair. I told the staff that I have a fear of scrunchies, so I use my pencil to tie my hair up instead... they were fine about it... so long as I don't sharpen it. *clears throat and declaims* 2b or not 2b, that is the question...

This rubber duckie is great.... lets hope there are no pretty birds up at this height... or Viola might follow them....

Hermy, quick recap on LOTRs for you... pretty green hills with little houses built into them for the hobbits. Huge mountain ranges with snow-capped peaks.... green as far as the eye can see (bit like Ireland) Loads of impressive scenery, lakes, hills & mountains... & it's all so beautiful, (hope that helped) So now you know we are going to a beautiful country, you can help me with the cheers!

*jumps up & down all excited ... tries not to fall off Rubber Duckie, notes that Istari is below the duck ready to catch any over excited maniacs. Then bursts into song*.... "everyone’s a fruit & nut case...."

Those Kooky Kiwis won't know what has hit them.... Viola.... Are we there yet? .... Are we there yet? .... *to be said in whiny kid voice*

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prof sprout - Mar 24, 2004 3:18 pm (#350 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 24, 2004 7:18 am

Viola, I can give you some flower scent to attract butterflies. (And if you don't tell the staff who did it, I can even make flowers grow on some of your clothing)

Be careful of those Kookie Kiwi's, they can be tricky. I heard bad things about their ward. (They employ trolls to guard the ward to make sure residents aren't roaming the halls)

I'm glad you guys are flying this time, because last time a few of you got seasick. pale

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Emily - Mar 24, 2004 11:19 pm (#351 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 24, 2004 3:20 pm

Viola, I think I'd like my wand to be a piccolo, since that's a miniature version of the flute, which I play. No one in their right mind (not that most of us fit that description) would want to use a piccolo, I swear it's almost impossible to get a noise out of, let alone music.

I really liked the flying ducky... until I got air sick. Sick! And then added to the fact that in my other life I have a cold. Well, not the worst thing to ever happen.

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Liz Mann - Mar 24, 2004 11:23 pm (#352 of 2965)

Hey guys, do you like my new avatar??

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Emily - Mar 24, 2004 11:26 pm (#353 of 2965)

Very cool.

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Liz Mann - Mar 24, 2004 11:40 pm (#354 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 24, 2004 3:40 pm

I know this goes on the chat thread over on the regular forum but for some reason I can't get over there right now. I am really upset right now. I was on a forum about Michael Jackson and got insulted just for giving my opinion. Is this the only forum on the web that gets moderated??? If somebody did that on here they'd be asked to leave.

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A-is-for-Amy - Mar 25, 2004 4:15 am (#355 of 2965)

I'm sorry Liz. I was on another Harry forum once, and one of the MODS totally called me names and flamed me... the immature little git! We still love you to death here, and I'm loving your avatar!! Maybe you should swap with someone for a while and be a beater at the next game to work out some of your frustration!

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Ticker - Mar 25, 2004 5:12 am (#356 of 2965)

<--- (Glad we took the duck since I can't get my foot unstuck from the squeeker. - No I won't tell you how it happened.)

Nice Avatars, btw, Amy and Liz. I so hate it when people poop on what you say in other forums. Grrrrrrrrr.

Welcome Wolfsbane - or do you prefer Shela, or SHEla, or WOLF, or bane, or sbane - oooooh! Can I call you sbane?... anyway nice of you to join us & glad to see someone around here plans ahead (not that my foot wouldn't have gotten stuck anyway, I mean, really!)

Marè - you are a very funny gal! (Imagines Poppy's face when she sees her bed... tee, hee!)

New Zealand, eh? Maybe we can crash with Hamuera.

*Hopes Viola doesn't take her literally.*

I have always wanted to go to NZ! This is so exciting for me!

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Blast - Mar 25, 2004 5:15 am (#357 of 2965)

I still have 'dragon breath too'. Thirty million sheep I hear. Anyone for roast lamb?

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Marè - Mar 25, 2004 4:06 pm (#358 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 25, 2004 8:07 am

Aaaaw thanks Ticker *blush*

And yes Liz, I know what you mean, the way people treated each other on this forum was the reason why I decided to sign in after a few weeks of just reading.

We can't be the only nice forum, but I know there are a lot of forums were insulting people is normal. Last year I was following some sports that aren't common to my homecountry, just for the fun of it. If you do that, the internet is the only option to remain updated. I read a lot of official sites, but the most info you get from the fan discussion forums... and they scared me to death! The way people insult each other "you can't be a true fan if you don't know the rules.." (Well, poor little me for example didn't even know the way to keep count of points in some cases, let alone the rules) "You aren't a true fan if you are hopping on the bandwagon".

And those were the fans rooting for the same team! Don't even want to know what they say about the competition.

I never felt the urge to post or introduce myself, I always just left and let them have their petty problems to themselves.

Luckily we have such a healthy atmosphere here in St. Mungo's!

Now you can go to New Zealand, I have decided to stay here, watch all your movies, eat all the popcorn and jump on everybody's bed to see which one gets me higher!

Have fun in Kiwiland'... :insert evil grinning smilie here:

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prof sprout - Mar 25, 2004 6:05 pm (#359 of 2965)

Marè You can't be a team player if ... Just kidding. I think some people are not happy if they are not complaining or competing with each other. On some forums (not this one of course) everyone wants to be the most extreme. I went to college with a guy that no matter what kind of true story you would tell him, he would have to top it with either himself as the person who did it or a close friend or family member. Drove me nuts.

You can stay in the ward, but if Poppy is not here, I shudder to think who the chaperone will be. Those strange characters that Barb let in have been talking to the board to see if they can get hired here. Just a warning

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Liz Mann - Mar 25, 2004 6:05 pm (#360 of 2965)

Thanks guys.

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Acceber - Mar 25, 2004 8:39 pm (#361 of 2965)

Good idea, Fawkes. I'll go to that ward when I'm sick of the Forum, which is-uhhhh... never! Oh well, guess I have to make time for both. But how to do that...

Very thread-appropriate avatar Liz. Where did you get that ducky picture?

Can we go to Kiwi-a-go-go-land please?? It's tedious waiting here *twiddles thumbs*.

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Emily - Mar 25, 2004 9:06 pm (#362 of 2965)

Accebar, didn't you realise? We left an hour ago! I've stopped being airsick by now, even!

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Liz Mann - Mar 25, 2004 9:23 pm (#363 of 2965)

Just typed 'rubber duck' into google's image search.

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*Hermionefan(#1) - Mar 25, 2004 10:19 pm (#364 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 25, 2004 2:19 pm

Ooh yes, I love your picture, Liz! And I was on the American Idol website (go Jon Peter Lewis!) and they have a forum, so I went to go see if it was anywhere near as good as this one, and everyone was cussing and insulting the American Idols and arguing really bad. I left immediately and came here.

Also today in ELP (the gifted and talented program), we were in the computer lab researching philosophers and philosophy (it is so confusing), and every time the teacher was out of sight I would pop onto the forum. Of course there wasn't time to log in or anything.

This post should have been on the YKYAHPFW thread, shouldn't it have been?

**just another example of how we can tell other forum members everything that's happening and still turn it into something Harry Potter**~

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SHEla WOLFsbane - Mar 25, 2004 10:20 pm (#365 of 2965)

Ticker, you are too funny! (Did you see my post on the 'tell us about yourself' thread before you wrote that?) You can call me just about anything, including sbane- that's one I hadn't thought of...

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Viola Intonada - Mar 26, 2004 2:06 am (#366 of 2965)

Amy, I would be more than happy to transfigure your wand into a kazoo. You will be able to do wonderful spells and beautiful music, at the same time! And I am going to pass on the giant butterfly, I've heard that McGonagall is one person you DON'T want to get on the wrong side of.

Emily, once I have transfigured your wand into a piccolo, you will be amazed at the smooth tone quality you can achieve. (Yes, I, too, used to play flute and piccolo)

No worries about me chasing birds, unless they fly with the same floating quality that a butterfly does.

We are not there yet, I will let you know when we get there, you don't have to ask me every minute. Keep your hands to yourself and stay on your side of the seat. Do you want me to have to pull the car over? Oh, sorry, got carried away there. For a moment I had this vision that I was in a muggle car full of screaming children. *shivers*

(btw, I just finished making a sheep costume for my daughter for her school musical! Good thing she didn't come along, I wouldn't want any of these dragons to eat her by mistake)

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Blast - Mar 26, 2004 3:53 am (#367 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 25, 2004 7:54 pm

Hey, I just saw an Albatross. We must be in the southern waters. Weird birds, those albatrosses, but they make very good navigators. Maybe we should just follow it for a while.

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PyroGrl - Mar 26, 2004 4:13 am (#368 of 2965)

AHH! AHH! AHH!! I just saw a sheep!!!

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Marie E. - Mar 26, 2004 4:27 am (#369 of 2965)

Mmmmmm...mutton tonight, then?

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Emily - Mar 26, 2004 2:01 pm (#370 of 2965)

Thanks, Viola! (that's cool too)

For a moment I had this vision that I was in a muggle car full of screaming children.

LOL! I see your point... Are we there yet?... Hermyfan just poked me!... I'm hungry!

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Liz Mann - Mar 26, 2004 4:55 pm (#371 of 2965)

Flying sheep? Yipes!

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Fawkes Forever - Mar 26, 2004 5:54 pm (#372 of 2965)

Are we there yet? LAND HO!

Flying sheep.... cool.... definitely New Zealand then..... good flying Viola just make sure it’s a good landing

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Liz Mann - Mar 26, 2004 6:01 pm (#373 of 2965)

Going down!

*bump*

Hey, we've landed on Helanor Fields.

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Ticker - Mar 26, 2004 6:02 pm (#374 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 26, 2004 10:03 am

Sorry, sbane, I haven't checked in on the 'tell us about yourself' thread in a while, but I will go & look your post up.

Oh, Pyro - that was probably one of my Beddy-bye Counting Sheep. They are completely out of control, which must be why I haven't slept well lately. (It couldn't be Aria waking up at odd hours...) Marie, if you can catch one, by all means eat it. Maybe they will behave better. (& I wanted to mention to you what a sweet avatar you have also) You can share with Emily.

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Ticker - Mar 26, 2004 6:04 pm (#375 of 2965)

*Rolls ungracefully out of the duck* We made it! Ooooh is that a hobbit hole?

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A-is-for-Amy - Mar 26, 2004 6:20 pm (#376 of 2965)

Oooooh! *squeals!* the Sheep are soooo cute! Why do they keep running away from me? I only breathe fire occasionally, and I'm keeping my wings folded up. Does anyone have a salt lick? Where are we playing, anyway? What's the pitch like? No more volcanoes I hope!

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prof sprout - Mar 26, 2004 7:47 pm (#377 of 2965)

I want to warn you guys about eating things. Like I said, the Kookie Kiwis play dirty. If you thought the effect of lime jello was bad, wait until you try their sheep. The wizards here take offense if you eat there sheep also. Just a warning.

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*Hermionefan(#1) - Mar 26, 2004 10:18 pm (#378 of 2965)

*gags and spits out bit of sheep* Just in time, prof sprout. I was just about to eat one--what do you mean I can't eat live sheep anyways? That was alive? Aah!

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Blast - Mar 26, 2004 11:30 pm (#379 of 2965)

Hey, let's really tick off the locals and shear all the sheep. Lots of little woollies for Aria.

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Viola Intonada - Mar 27, 2004 3:07 am (#380 of 2965)

Prof. Sprout, I would love some flower scent to attract butterflies and some flowers on my clothes, but we had better wait until after the quidditch match. You know how easily I get distracted while refereeing.

New Zealand, Yeah, and I didn't get us lost once!

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Istari Jones - Mar 27, 2004 3:54 am (#381 of 2965)

Way to go, Viola! Wow! Look at all the sheep! One, two three... Zzzzz...

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Marie E. - Mar 27, 2004 5:40 am (#382 of 2965)

Of course I'll share, what kind of friend am I?

*holds out a plate*

And thanks, Ticker, I think it's a pretty good pic, too.

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Liz Mann - Mar 27, 2004 2:22 pm (#383 of 2965)

Here comes the other team! Quick, look formidable... Blast, how are you supposed to look formidable when you're sheering a sheep??? Oh... wait a minute... the other team are sheep!!! Well, in that case keep sheering, it'll give them nightmares for a week!

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Acceber - Mar 28, 2004 2:40 am (#384 of 2965)

The other team's sheep?!? This match will be too easy...

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Blast - Mar 28, 2004 2:43 am (#385 of 2965)

Don't ever take sheep for granted, some of them are evil. Evil tasting as well.

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A-is-for-Amy - Mar 28, 2004 3:17 am (#386 of 2965)

So the pitch is a meadow? Oh great! We'll never get Viola to stay with us! There's bound to be butterflies in a meadow!

Well anyway, we've got the advantage on this match- opposable thumbs! I can't see how they can catch the snitch without them (unless they use their mouths). Let's get this match started!

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prof sprout - Mar 28, 2004 5:24 pm (#387 of 2965)

Don't worry Amy, I have a few tricks up my sleeve to keep the butterflies from the meadow during the match. I charmed all of the flowers on the field to be "sleeping" during the match and I planted some temporary flowers over on the other side of the hill, and they will be in full bloom until the match is over.

After the match Viola, I'll get the flower scent on your clothes. Just don't tell anyone in an authority position who you got it from.

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*Hermionefan(#1) - Mar 28, 2004 8:33 pm (#388 of 2965)

*pulls out dad's razor and begins shaving sheep like mad* What do you mean this sheep's already been sheared?

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Viola Intonada - Mar 29, 2004 2:00 am (#389 of 2965)

Thank you Prof. Sprout!

I will try my best to keep my attention on the game.

As for the sheep, I heard the other team had a very unfortunate accident with a batch of polyjuice potion. They thought that they had the hairs from an opposing team when in fact they had the hairs from one of the members sheared sheep.

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*Hermionefan(#1) - Mar 29, 2004 2:01 am (#390 of 2965)

This is the slowest week of St. Mungo's I've ever seen! Usually there's 91 posts in 48 hours, now there hasn't been any! How are we supposed to play Quidditch without any players? I can't sub for you all, you know.

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Marie E. - Mar 29, 2004 5:19 am (#391 of 2965)

Makes it easy to commentate, however:

“ . . . blade of grass sways gently in the breeze”

“ . . . a fluff of sheep's wool tumbles past”

“ . . . the sound of bagpipes sound in the distance”

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Fawkes Forever - Mar 29, 2004 11:00 am (#392 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 29, 2004 3:04 am

I think the Kooky Kiwis have placed a 'snoozy snooze' spell on their Cheeleading sheep. Every time they do a chant.. "2...4....6..." ZZZzzzzzzzz.... huh whazat... where am I.. what was I saying.... "Baaaa...2...4...." Can't keep my eyes open.... ZZZzzzzz

*Hermy pokes Fawkes in the ribs...* "wake up" hmm, perhaps this is why it’s so quiet Hermy?

Prof Sprout... any 'pep me up' potions? (or very strong coffee) We can't have the team dropping off mid-game..... I'm also a bit worried what the Kooks are going to look like once their polyjuice wears off.... something tells me they're anything but cute & fluffy!

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Liz Mann - Mar 29, 2004 3:01 pm (#393 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 29, 2004 7:01 am

Let's get this match going! Ref, the whistle... (Who was the ref? )

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Ticker - Mar 29, 2004 3:15 pm (#394 of 2965)

*Whips out trusty pennywhistle & gives a quick toot, then hides it before anyone sees who did it.*

Yea! Game on! Let’s get those points going while we have their home field advantage.

*Chuckles at a herd of sheep trying to straddle their bedpans & get both ends off the ground at once..hee, hee*

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A-is-for-Amy - Mar 29, 2004 3:25 pm (#395 of 2965)

Hee hee! Their beaters can't even hold the bats properly! I've got the quaffle! Catch Liz!

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prof sprout - Mar 29, 2004 3:49 pm (#396 of 2965)

Here is some pep me up leaf, (actually it is a straight caffeine grown in a plant, I'm thinking of having it marketed to the students for their OWLS and NEWTS). I told you they were tricky. You guys all thought they were sweet sheep, they have you fooled.

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Liz Mann - Mar 29, 2004 4:03 pm (#397 of 2965)

Got it, Amy! *passes it to Tinker*

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Ticker - Mar 29, 2004 4:13 pm (#398 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 29, 2004 8:16 am

*Swoops over some disgruntled sheep & scores.*

Hey! While this goal is unprotected, let's play catch through the hoops!

(St. Mungo's Maiacs start racking up points - 10 - 20 - 30 - 40 - 50...)

Uh oh, guys, looks like the NZ-ers are losing their wool!

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prof sprout - Mar 29, 2004 4:22 pm (#399 of 2965)

Careful, I heard they turn into Orcs and other hideous monsters.

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Ticker - Mar 29, 2004 5:25 pm (#400 of 2965)

Aaaack! *Gets scared by now-flying sheep with fangs...*

*Flies gracefully out of reach while posting #400*
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Posts 401 to 450: The Kooky Kiwis and the Canadian Ehs

Post  Lady Arabella on Fri Sep 16, 2011 7:59 pm


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Liz Mann - Mar 29, 2004 6:09 pm (#401 of 2965)

Darn, I keep missing those numbers.

Uh oh, the opposing team's Chasers aren't just sheep anymore... they're DEMON SHEEP!!

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A-is-for-Amy - Mar 29, 2004 7:59 pm (#402 of 2965)

Luckily I can still breathe fire and fly without my bedpan, if necessary. Is that against the rules? I've got the quaffle.... who's been chewing on it? EEEEEeWWwwwww! Sheep slobber! Here Ticker, you take it!

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Ticker - Mar 29, 2004 8:06 pm (#403 of 2965)

Uh,... thanks. *Squeezes the quaffle like a wet bar of soap & shoots it to Liz.*

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Liz Mann - Mar 29, 2004 8:24 pm (#404 of 2965)

Urgh! You can have it back, Amy.

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*Hermionefan(#1) - Mar 29, 2004 10:11 pm (#405 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 29, 2004 2:11 pm

Go Maniacs, Go go Maniacs! *Jumps off of one-person pyramid and begins running from sheep cheerer from opposing team*

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Acceber - Mar 29, 2004 10:24 pm (#406 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 29, 2004 2:25 pm

Go Maniacs! Do we have a Keeper, or is s/he/it AWOL? If not, may I sub please?

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Sabotage - Mar 29, 2004 10:25 pm (#407 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 29, 2004 2:27 pm

*suddenly wakes up*

Hey! Where is everyone? Did they go to LOTR-land without ME??!?!

Oh no! Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh noooo!!!

How the heck am I supposed to get there in time for the game? Oh well, I hafta try! *throws robes into an open suitcase* I hope Hermy doesn't mind if I use her suitcase. *runs out into the hall*

Kalio! Get over here! *dragon runs down hall to me*

Now look Kalio, we have an emergency at hand here. Everyone is in LOTR-land and I'm hungry. So I need you to fly me to Bonkers-land, OK? *Kalio whimpers in protest* NO Kalio. I can't just hop on a bedpan. They took them all. So I'm stuck with you.

I'll give you a cookie.

* ties Hermy's suitcase to Kalio, then hops on Kalio's back* *Kalio takes off*

Hi Ho Silver!!

Wheeeeeeeee!!!

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Ticker - Mar 29, 2004 10:58 pm (#408 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 29, 2004 3:00 pm

Blast hasn't failed to turn up for a game yet (that I remember), but who/where's our Beaters?

*Wishes beater would knock a bludger towards nasty sheep-orc behind her...*

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PyroGrl - Mar 29, 2004 10:59 pm (#409 of 2965)

**swoops in on bedpan dramatically** BUHUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! *searches for Snitch*

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Ticker - Mar 29, 2004 11:02 pm (#410 of 2965)

My bedpan is glowing blue - does that mean anything?

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Blast - Mar 29, 2004 11:32 pm (#411 of 2965)

Blast is here, I was out getting some mint for our après- game feast. *Stops quaffle and sends it up to Liz*

Mmmm, lamb chops.

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PyroGrl - Mar 29, 2004 11:35 pm (#412 of 2965)

I CAN'T FIND THE SNITCH!!!!!

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Acceber - Mar 29, 2004 11:42 pm (#413 of 2965)

Maybe it disguised itself as a sheep, pyro. Now that would be hard to find.

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Sabotage - Mar 29, 2004 11:51 pm (#414 of 2965)

*flying over Greenland* I wish I had a radio.

*looks around, then pulls out a map* Where the heck are you going Kalio? We're looking for New Zealand. Not New Brunswick.

I'm bored. I wish I had a radio.

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PyroGrl - Mar 30, 2004 12:03 am (#415 of 2965)

I think I see it! It's hiding in the sheep's eye! **dives**

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A-is-for-Amy - Mar 30, 2004 1:14 am (#416 of 2965)

Catch it Pyro, before I have to touch the slimy quaffle again! Hey! Someone pulled some wool over my eyes - literally! The Chaser above me is shedding!

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Ticker - Mar 30, 2004 1:40 am (#417 of 2965)

*Borrows a Beaters bat from our invisible team member & hits the quaffle through the hoop...*

60 - 0! Boy am I glad I'm not the seeker.

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*Hermionefan(#1) - Mar 30, 2004 1:56 am (#418 of 2965)

Go Mania--*suddenly notices that Sabby has arrived and is using special Jon Peter Lewis/Hermione suitcase*

Gimme my suitcase!

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PyroGrl - Mar 30, 2004 2:06 am (#419 of 2965)

**sheep grabs bedpan and begins to eat it** FOUL! FOUL! I HAVE NO RIDE!! ARGH!! **proceeds to run after the Snitch. Runs...jumps...misses.**

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*Hermionefan(#1) - Mar 30, 2004 2:10 am (#420 of 2965)

*Is still chasing Sabby*

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Sabotage - Mar 30, 2004 2:20 am (#421 of 2965)

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Hermy! Stop it! STOP! I had no choice! Everyone else’s was burned to a crisp because of Kalio!

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Viola Intonada - Mar 30, 2004 2:21 am (#422 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 29, 2004 6:22 pm

Here, Pyro, take mine. I can ref from the ground.

Boy, have those sheep gotten ugly. The next time I have trouble falling asleep I will not be able to count sheep. Count too many of these sheep and you will have nightmares for weeks!

Oh it's nice to have my feet back on the ground. *Distracted by something with wings* Oh what a pretty butterfly! *starts to wander off*

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PyroGrl - Mar 30, 2004 2:21 am (#423 of 2965)

**Takes bedpan** Thanks Viola! **chases Snitch** Almost...got it...!!

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Viola Intonada - Mar 30, 2004 2:24 am (#424 of 2965)

*falls backwards as Pyro zooms in front of her after the snitch* I guess that wasn't a butterfly after all. Go Pyro!! Watch out for that sheep! *covers eyes*

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PyroGrl - Mar 30, 2004 2:32 am (#425 of 2965)

**reaches for snitch** I...got it!!! **falls**

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Ticker - Mar 30, 2004 2:42 am (#426 of 2965)

Yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whoopie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Sticks tongue out at ugly fanged sheep.*

Hooray for Pyro! Ooooh, well at least the manure cushioned your fall. *Pulls out pennywhistle & plays Scourgify.*

Ooops, now your arm hairs are pink. Well, it's still better than poop.

Who's got the grill ready?

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PyroGrl - Mar 30, 2004 2:45 am (#427 of 2965)

I always wanted pink hair...though I wish it had gone on my head. Do I still smell?

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*Hermionefan(#1) - Mar 30, 2004 2:48 am (#428 of 2965)

A little, pyro. But that can happen sometimes.

Well, Sabby, couldn't you take my battered up suitcase that says "R. J. Lupin" on it (not the real one unfortunately) instead of my JPL/Hermy one?

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Sabotage - Mar 30, 2004 2:49 am (#429 of 2965)

* is being chased by Hermy* Yah! At least I made it to the game!

Yess! Another win for the crazies! Whoooot-i-pie!

*trips on Pyro and falls face first into a pile of poo* OH NO! Not only am I covered in foul-smelling glop, but now Hermy could catch me! No time to clean off... Gotta run!

* grabs Pyro's bedpan and zooms off towards the duck*

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PyroGrl - Mar 30, 2004 2:52 am (#430 of 2965)

SABOTAGE!! BRING THAT BACK!! It's not my bedpan! It's Viola's!

Great job. Now you have TWO things that don't belong to you!!!!

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A-is-for-Amy - Mar 30, 2004 2:52 am (#431 of 2965)

Pyro! Great job! Since I've still got fire breath - anyone for roasted lamb? *Goes off after those Kooky players unfortunate enough to still look like sheep*

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PyroGrl - Mar 30, 2004 3:04 am (#432 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 29, 2004 7:04 pm

Er...I just got an owl. Apparently our next game is against the Canadian “Ehs.” I don't wanna go against my home country...but I will because MANIACS WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!!

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A-is-for-Amy - Mar 30, 2004 3:14 am (#433 of 2965)

Canada? I thought we were headed to Japan! I'm going to look awfully silly in my kimono, eh?

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PyroGrl - Mar 30, 2004 3:18 am (#434 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 29, 2004 7:19 pm

Apparently the Japanese Seeker is ill and they don't have a reserve.

The game is around mid-Alberta. It's warming up, so don't dress TOO warmly!! Smile

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Istari Jones - Mar 30, 2004 4:10 am (#435 of 2965)

Go, go, Pyro,

Watch her Go, go, go!

What a game! Got to see Pyro's great catch from the meadow. It appears I fell asleep there after counting sheep.

To Canada, Eh? Please pass the mayonnaise for my mutton sandwich. I'm going to hate to leave New Zealand. Lovely scenery here, isn't it?

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PyroGrl - Mar 30, 2004 4:13 am (#436 of 2965)

Too many kiwis and sheep. I can't believe there was not one sheep or kiwi in LOTR.

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Marie E. - Mar 30, 2004 4:44 am (#437 of 2965)

They must have digitally edited them out, dontcha think?

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PyroGrl - Mar 30, 2004 6:52 am (#438 of 2965)

Ohhhh...at least out loud I won't say I'm in loooooooooove...

My friend's sister was watching Hercules last time I went to their house, and now that song is stuck in my heeeaad....

Dancing bears, painted wings, things I almost remember. And a song someone sings once upon a December...

And that one I watched willingly to possibly get information on the Romanovs.

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Blast - Mar 30, 2004 10:51 am (#439 of 2965)

Hey the meal is ready, Okay we have chaser, seeker, beater, and keeper, who wants some? Canada? Hey, I have some relatives there. Do they have any women on their team? Canadian women are awfully tough. Where is the Quidditch pitch, and how are we getting there?

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Fawkes Forever - Mar 30, 2004 4:07 pm (#440 of 2965)

**wakes up just in time to start a Mexican wave**

Thanks for the pep up plant Prof Sprout .... feeling strange burst of hyperactivity, bouncy bouncy on the ground styley.... boing.... hmmm perhaps there is a bit of Tigger in that plant Boing! **goes to spit tongue out at Kooky Kiwis....** Oops, where did they go? Hmmm, barbeque .... anyone got any ketchup?

Canada.... cool, I have relatives there too.... let’s go? First let’s make sure we have the whole team with us this time. So hyper now! Boing!

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prof sprout - Mar 30, 2004 4:15 pm (#441 of 2965)

Viola, Just sprinkle this powdery stuff on your clothes. (It doesn't work too well on Wool though) It might smell bad for about 15 minutes but then it will smell like flowers, and some will grow. You'll be a butterfly magnet in no time. Remember you got it in NZ from someone, you didn't get it from me.

Yeah, I haven't quite figured out how to get rid of the bouncing, but it would have been great while you were a cheerleader. That is why is hasn't been marketed yet to the students. Filch would kill me, if students were bouncing off the walls.

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Ticker - Mar 30, 2004 4:43 pm (#442 of 2965)

Blast, don't you have, like, a wife & children in Canada? As well as a residence? Maybe not Alberta, but...

I used to have family there. My sister who just passed away lives in your hometown. Ah, ce la vie - as it were... (as I'm not Canadian or French, I plead ignorance on spelling that right. Any true Frenchman will understand the ignorant American, right? OK, OK, so I'm the one who gives the Americans a bad name... but I'm in St. Mungo's now, so there is hope...)

Alberta? Why Alberta?

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SHEla WOLFsbane - Mar 30, 2004 5:46 pm (#443 of 2965)

Just a warning: I don't know about Canada, but I know that we still have some snow on the ground here in Wisconsin. It's doing that snow/sleet/rain thing even as I speak. One word- layers! Dress in layers. Hey! Maybe if we gather up all of this wool someone could make the team sweaters on our way there- just in case???

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A-is-for-Amy - Mar 30, 2004 6:03 pm (#444 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 30, 2004 10:05 am

That is so bizarre, because here in Arizona, were having record breaking heat today - close to 100 degrees Farenheit (I Think I spelled that wrong.)

Mmmmm... Barbecue!

So are we going to be mobbed by butterflies on the trip over to Canada?

Woo Hoo! post 444! 4+4+4= 12 - JKR's magic number

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Ticker - Mar 30, 2004 7:34 pm (#445 of 2965)

(Can't believe I'm inside posting on a 60+ F day in sunny SoDak!)

Mmmmmmm, lamb chops with a touch of mint. You know, this lamb tastes a little funky. You didn't really round up the other team did you? *Looks at Amy's avatar & puts down her chop...*

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Acceber - Mar 30, 2004 8:07 pm (#446 of 2965)

So...off to Canada now? That's hardly a vacation, it's too close to home (Massachusetts).

Didn't I do a great job as reserve keeper? A shutout on my very first try. *waits for applause*

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Blast - Mar 30, 2004 11:22 pm (#447 of 2965)

Oh my goodness, Ticker, where did your sister live? Yes, I do have relatives other than my immediate family, but they don't talk about me much.

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Emily - Mar 31, 2004 12:08 am (#448 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 30, 2004 4:09 pm

Oh dear! I fell asleep with all the talk of sheep, and have been that way for the last 64 posts! Mmm, the sheep roast smells good though! And I am hungry! (Well, you try going for 64 posts without food because you were asleep!) I'm still a little sleepy too.

Canada... never been to Canada... don't know anyone from there either (except from the forum) What's their team called, and what's their mascot?

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PyroGrl - Mar 31, 2004 12:43 am (#449 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 30, 2004 4:43 pm

They're the Canadian Ehs and their mascot is a beaver. Smile. Maybe after we WIN THE GAME we can go shopping at West Edmonton Mall...biggest mall in the world!! Whoot!!

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Istari Jones - Mar 31, 2004 12:44 am (#450 of 2965)

Still cold and snow, huh? *Tosses out Hawaiian suntan lotion and uses Magic Knitting Needles to knit some far out Mrs. Weasley style sweaters, caps and mittens*

You know, I think if I add some invisibility fibers to this yarn we could really confound the other team. What was the score, by the way?

OK, so I think I've waited long enough. Can I play in the next game? Any position is fine as long as I get plenty of action!
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Posts 451 to 500: Hagrid Becomes a Cheerleader, April Fool's

Post  Lady Arabella on Fri Sep 16, 2011 8:03 pm


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PyroGrl - Mar 31, 2004 1:03 am (#451 of 2965)

Istari, you could be the Snitch!! Razz

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A-is-for-Amy - Mar 31, 2004 1:04 am (#452 of 2965)

Istari - you can have my spot as chaser for a while.... I'll become a cheerleader!

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Istari Jones - Mar 31, 2004 1:12 am (#453 of 2965)

WOW! That would be an interesting game! Being a Snitch and a Chaser at the same time! Yippee! What fun!

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Viola Intonada - Mar 31, 2004 1:45 am (#454 of 2965)

It's warming up here in Canada. Does that mean we only have to wear one layer of furs instead of two?

Thank you, Prof. I can't wait until I start attracting butterflies. If anyone asks, I bought it from someone in New Zealand.

Where did my bedpan go?

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PyroGrl - Mar 31, 2004 2:03 am (#455 of 2965)

Viola, I don't think you need any. Tomorrow it's +17 degrees Celsius. True spring weather. Smile. Yesterday it was +20.

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Sabotage - Mar 31, 2004 2:34 am (#456 of 2965)

Viola, I have your bedpan. And it wasn't my fault... I can explain everything!! Ahhhh!

Don't hurt me!

*wriggles on the bedpan which comes out from beneath her and zooms straight to Viola*

Help! Someone! I'm falling! H-EEEEEE-L-P! MEEEEEEeeeeeee......

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PyroGrl - Mar 31, 2004 2:42 am (#457 of 2965)

FWOOM!!!

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Ticker - Mar 31, 2004 3:01 am (#458 of 2965)

Oh no! Don't worry Sabby. I know just the thing. Professor Lockhart taught it to me. Hang on! No wait! Really! It won't hurt a bit. Come back!!!!

Acceber - you were Keeping? I thought you were Beatering - or at least, I thought Blast was Keeper. We better get this straight before we play the Eh's.

Emily, prof Sprout has just the thing for you!

Blast, she lived in Toronto, downtown (I think). We would always meet at a campground when I visited. Gee, your family doesn't talk about you much? If you were in mine, they'd talk about you all the time, I'm sure.

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PyroGrl - Mar 31, 2004 3:11 am (#459 of 2965)

Again, here is our Quidditch list so we get things straightened out for our game against the Canadian Ehs:

Chasers - Liz Mann, Tinker and Amy

Beaters - Gina and Lindsay

Keeper - Blast

Seeker - Pyro

Referee - Viola

Commentator - Marie E

Mascot - Hem Hem, Emily

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Blast - Mar 31, 2004 3:43 am (#460 of 2965)

Ticker I am so sorry, if I had known that your sister lived in T.O. I might have been able to help somehow. I still have family there and I'm sure they would of helped out with a place to stay or a drive somewhere if it was needed.

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Ticker - Mar 31, 2004 3:48 am (#461 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 30, 2004 7:50 pm

Well, we also have subs: Hermy & Sabby (on the right days) & (I assume) Acceber - anyone else? And now Istari is Chasing in place of Amy (so does that make Amy a sub now too?) Liz - this is getting confusing. How perfect. Oh! and who could forget our cheerleading squad (complete with hairy-legged Severus - for that matter, who would want to)?

Awww, thanks Blast. It didn't work out for me to go & it's OK. I'll keep my memories of her in good times. Thanks for the offer though.

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Viola Intonada - Mar 31, 2004 4:49 am (#462 of 2965)

Ow, Sabby, I hope you are alright.

btw, Ticker, I'm going to be out your way this summer. We are going to Spearfish to visit Grandma.

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PyroGrl - Mar 31, 2004 7:21 am (#463 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 30, 2004 11:21 pm

Hagrid has joined the cheerleading team. (I can't sleep!!!)

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Fawkes Forever - Mar 31, 2004 9:05 am (#464 of 2965)

Ticker 'hem hem' how could anyone forget the Cheerleading squad.... we are a very valuable part of the team you know (syeah right, but I keep telling myself that) I'm available to be a sub if need be, but seeing as I'd be benched most of the season I'll continue to wave the 'ol pom poms on the side lines... unless I'm needed

Hagrid is a very enthuiastic cheerer... 'tis a pity we can't get a costume to fit. Had a bit of a problem during the last game however... he mistook two of the sheep for pom poms.... not pretty! It's just a shame he can't spell Maniacs....

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Istari Jones - Mar 31, 2004 12:57 pm (#465 of 2965)

Sheep as pom poms!! LOL *Wipes a tear of laughter from my eye*

Fawkes, that was hilarious! Pyro, I love the idea of Hagrid being a cheerleader! We might have some small earthquakes when he jumps up and down, but on the whole he'll really shake things up!

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Ticker - Mar 31, 2004 3:29 pm (#466 of 2965)

Wow! And I thought Severus had hairy legs!

Viola, that's so great! Spearfish is really getting some classy new shops & restaurants. I usually visit the canyon in the fall for the colors & in the winter for the ice-climbs - not last year though. If granny gets dull, let me know. I'd love to show you the sights.

Bit of trivia: Spearfish Canyon holds the world record for quickest Temperature change. You shouldn't have to worry about it this summer. I guess it shattered windows, trees,... It sounds a bit like magic to me. You might check on the porcupine situation though. There's been trouble with them chewing through brake lines - not so good coming back down the canyon. Maybe there is some dark magic up that canyon after all...

At about 7:30am MST, the temperature in Spearfish was -4 degrees Fahrenheit. The chinook kicked in, and two minutes later the temperature was 45 degrees above zero. The 49 degree rise in two minutes set a world record that is still on the books. By 9:00am, the temperature had risen to 54 degrees. Suddenly, the chinook died down and the temperature tumbled back to -4 degrees. The 58 degree drop took only 27 minutes.

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Fawkes Forever - Mar 31, 2004 3:51 pm (#467 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 31, 2004 7:53 am

Hee hee, always happy to please Istari

I was wondering about those earthquakes however .... but you're right.... they coincided with Hagrid’s jumps... Perhaps Hagrid will have to find another way of getting to Canada, I can't quite see the duck taking all that extra weight

As for removing the hairs from Hagrid’s legs, Ticker,.... now that really would be deforestation!

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prof sprout - Mar 31, 2004 4:40 pm (#468 of 2965)

Deforestation Smile

I can make Hagrid a Portkey. Or I can engorgefy the ducky. Hagrid does have a flying motorcycle also, or didn't you know that? Smile

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Liz Mann - Mar 31, 2004 6:43 pm (#469 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 31, 2004 10:45 am

FINALLY!!! I read about forty something posts yesterday, had three left to go and then my computer slowed down so much I couldn't be bothered to wait. Today I read twenty something. So now I finally get to say...

I laughed so much during the Quidditch match! Just can't remember why now.

Anyway, Canada, here we come! Back on board the rubber duckie, everyone. But Viola's not driving. With that aroma she'll attract every butterfly within a hundred yards and we'll end up at the South pole.

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PyroGrl - Mar 31, 2004 6:57 pm (#470 of 2965)

I WANNA DRIVE!!!!!

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Ticker - Mar 31, 2004 7:08 pm (#471 of 2965)

Good on ya, Liz - good to have ya back! (Is that a real expression? I heard it somewhere & now I don't remember what it means.)

Canada should be lots of fun - as should the trip with our new driver...

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PyroGrl - Mar 31, 2004 7:20 pm (#472 of 2965)

I've read the book! I just haven't got my learner's yet...Ooooo! What's THIS button do? *push*

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Liz Mann - Mar 31, 2004 8:34 pm (#473 of 2965)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You just pushed the self-destruct button!!!

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Marè - Mar 31, 2004 9:02 pm (#474 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 1, 2004 3:16 am

Snickers at those silly people at that ducky while she jumps on Liz bed and eats Istari's secret pack of chocolate frogs!

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Liz Mann - Mar 31, 2004 9:55 pm (#475 of 2965)

Oi, stop jumping on my bed!

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Sabotage - Mar 31, 2004 10:25 pm (#476 of 2965)

*flump*

Owww! I thought you said it wouldn't hurt!! Oh well. Here Hermy, your precious suitcase. At least I came in time for the next match. Kalio, dragon-baby, haul that box of bedpans over there ok? Noooo!! Don't fly away! I need you for my mural!!!

*a whoosh of wings and Kalio is gone*

Harumph. Now who's going to be my model? I'm in a pickle.

No wait... I hate pickles. I'm in a chocolate bunny.

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prof sprout - Mar 31, 2004 10:58 pm (#477 of 2965)

I'm sorry folks but the match has been postponed in Canada. The St. Mungo’s staff wants a new role call because of April Fool’s day tomorrow. They want to make sure no one escapes again, and wreak havoc on the Lexicon thread. All you veterans know what I'm talking about. Wink So everyone head home temporarily, the game will be in a couple of days.

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Acceber - Mar 31, 2004 11:13 pm (#478 of 2965)

I can't wait that long for more Quidditch! I'll go insane!!!! Wait, I'm insane already. That's why I'm here .

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PyroGrl - Mar 31, 2004 11:19 pm (#479 of 2965)

I'll become sane!!!!!!!!! We can't postpone Quidditch!!

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Sabotage - Mar 31, 2004 11:32 pm (#480 of 2965)

NOOOO!!! I don't wanna go! *grabs hold of the yellow duck*

You can’t make me!

(But bribery works. Wink

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Blast - Mar 31, 2004 11:56 pm (#481 of 2965)

Everybody, get out your invisibility cloaks - what they can't see, they can't catch.

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Viola Intonada - Apr 1, 2004 12:28 am (#482 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 31, 2004 4:31 pm

We had better hurry back then. Prof. Sprout, can you turn what is left of the rubber duck into a portkey? Well I may have not been the best driver, but at least I never hit the DESTRUCT button.

*sticks out tongue and gives raspberries*

Quick, we will have to pull a Star Trek maneuver to disengage the self-destruct sequence. Oh No! The duck only recognizes Moody's voice pattern. Is there anyone here that can do a good imitation of Moody? We only have 30 more seconds!!!

I'm gonna have to think hard tonight on some April Fool’s jokes. hehehe

Wow, Ticker, and they always said that the weather in the midwest changes fast!

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PyroGrl - Apr 1, 2004 12:37 am (#483 of 2965)

CONSTANT VIGILANCE!

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Viola Intonada - Apr 1, 2004 12:49 am (#484 of 2965)

I think it worked Pyro. I don't hear the duck counting down anymore. But I'm not going any closer to check it out. 5 - 4 - 3 - 2- 1 ....

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A-is-for-Amy - Apr 1, 2004 1:54 am (#485 of 2965)

We are gathered here today to mourn the loss of our giant rubber duck, Bob. He served us well and we will miss him.... sniff!

Now, where were we... oh yeah! Sure! We're coming, Professor!

Psst! Everyone follow me! There are some giant eagles offering to give us a lift! We can be out of here before she notices that we're headed northeast!

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prof sprout - Apr 1, 2004 2:02 am (#486 of 2965)

BTW Amy, I love your avatar, where is it from?

I don't know what Steve and Kip have in mind for April Fool’s day. I did enjoy reading the posts last year. I was shocked at first at some of the titles, and then I realized it was April 1st. Fun stuff.

If the eagles aren't willing to transport all of you I made a port key out of these muggle items. There is an old boot, newspaper, and candy bar wrapper.

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A-is-for-Amy - Apr 1, 2004 2:22 am (#487 of 2965)

I wasn't here for April Fool’s day here last year, so I'll have to wait and see what happens!

My avatar is from the art dungeon, and she doesn't mind if you borrow her stuff for avatars without asking, here's a link:

http://www.artdungeon.net/

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Istari Jones - Apr 1, 2004 4:46 am (#488 of 2965)
Edited by Mar 31, 2004 8:46 pm

Hey! Who ate my last pack of chocolate frogs? Marè', was it you? Humph.

Say, Prof. Sprout, since Marè ate my last pack of chocolate frogs, may I have the candy that was inside the portkey candy wrapper?

I chose not to visit the April Fool's thread last year. It sounded like it was going to be too scary....

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Fawkes Forever - Apr 1, 2004 10:14 am (#489 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 1, 2004 2:15 am

**wipes chocolate from mouth with back of hand & hides empty frog wrapper behind back** Tum te tum.....

Ticker.... perhaps you have been spending too much time in my company. "Good on ya" is definitely something I'd say.... It means... "Good for you" as in "Well done". Hee hee, I'm teaching the forum members some Irish slang

Prof Sprout D'oh *slaps forehead* .... I momentarily forgot about Hagrid’s flying motorcycle..... the after-effects of too much lime Jello... I've a three .... second .... memory.... *blimp* emmm, where am I?

April Fool’s hasn't hit the main forum yet... Prof Sprout has done a good job (so far) of containing us.... seeing as we are all behaving ourselves.... can we still go to Canada? Purdy Please?

(side note... talking of April Fool’s, I found this on a muggle news web site & posted it on the chat thread on the main forum, for those who don't visit there, I'll post a link here too ... it's very funny! Enjoy ... http://www.skymovies.com/skymovies/article/0,,80004-1129810,00.html )

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Marè - Apr 1, 2004 11:22 am (#490 of 2965)

Yes, April Fool’s last year was a blast, but alas I don't think it will be fireworks this year... Some members who made it so much fun aren't around anymore... that, and the fact that all TREVOR IS HOTTTTT threads will stay neatly below instead of popping up on top...

Off course that could be changed :insert evil evil smily here:

And the chocolate frogs Istari???

Uhm ... Liz ate them! Yeah Liz did it, see there are all these wrappers in ...erm... near her bed!!

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A-is-for-Amy - Apr 1, 2004 2:01 pm (#491 of 2965)

Gee," Amy thinks to herself. "I hope that no one remembers that my padded walls are full of Chocolate frogs!

*Uses kazoo to put a charm on her door to repel potential thieves*

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Fawkes Forever - Apr 1, 2004 2:02 pm (#492 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 1, 2004 6:03 am

*munch*
Wasn't me ... it was... what did you say Marè?... Liz.... yes that’s right... it was Liz, she has a bit of a sweet tooth & well, you know being her roommate & all that.... I can safely say that all of those wrappers in the room beside my bed *kicking over to other side of room* belong to Liz... yes that’s right, they're all Liz's.... not mine.. no, no, no! Never touch the stuff *munch... grins inanely at Liz... who she hopes hasn't heard...* Tum..te...tum.... *slips off down the corridor after Amy....*

*whisper* April Fool’s hasn't hit the main forum yet .... or has it... *again insert evil grin*

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prof sprout - Apr 1, 2004 3:15 pm (#493 of 2965)

Has anyone seen Gina? I hope we didn't lose her, she wasn't in the trip to NZ. Oh no, we'll have to do a search for her. I wonder if she and Severus are hiding in the ONE ward again. She/they know the rules.

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Viola Intonada - Apr 1, 2004 5:53 pm (#494 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 1, 2004 9:55 am

Abby and Gina are both missing. Everyone check all suitcases, see if they got stuffed in one by mistake.

All of a sudden I feel very sane....nah, April Fool's. Would anyone like to try this tasty pastry I just whipped up??? :evilgrin:

Alright, I have to come up with some good pranks, now what would Fred and George do??

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prof sprout - Apr 1, 2004 6:07 pm (#495 of 2965)

Gina is going to be PO'd, there is a witch on the other thread pretending to married to Severus also. Maybe she had something to do with Gina's disappearance. If any green witches come aboard be sure to question her. Surprised)

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Denise P. - Apr 1, 2004 6:13 pm (#496 of 2965)

Gina will have to get over it, maybe in addition to being a vampire, dear Snape is also a polygamist

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prof sprout - Apr 1, 2004 6:17 pm (#497 of 2965)

I'm sorry Denise P, you may have to be restricted to the ward until April Fool’s is over also. I know your stunt. Surprised)

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Denise P. - Apr 1, 2004 6:21 pm (#498 of 2965)

nah, nah...you can't catch me!

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Viola Intonada - Apr 1, 2004 8:48 pm (#499 of 2965)

Rumor has it that the staff (not you Prof. Sprout) are conspiring to make us all sane so that we are discharged. Do not accept any food or drink from the staff today! Be warned about what your fellow inmates may offer you. It is April Fool's Day after all. But of course anything I offer you is completely harmless *crosses fingers behind back*

Istari, would you like a chocolate frog from my stash? *sweet innocent look*

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*Hermionefan(#1) - Apr 1, 2004 9:27 pm (#500 of 2965)

Hey, where'd my cheerleading costume go? What? There's a new one in here... it's a hundred times to big for me... and very hairy... and it says "maneeakz" on it... YOU LET HAGRID MAKE ME A NEW CHEERING OUTFIT???

*looks around evilly* April Fool’s Day... hmmm...

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Liz Mann - Apr 1, 2004 9:34 pm (#501 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 1, 2004 1:35 pm

Fawkes, Marè, I can't believe you'd frame me for the chocolate frogs!!! Oh well, I'll forgive you if you give me one.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Can't. live. without. Quidditch!! I'm going to be shut up in my room in the Obsessive-Compulsive Quidditch disorder ward for a while.

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Emily - Apr 1, 2004 9:49 pm (#502 of 2965)

Happy April Fool’s Day! And what do you mean you postponed Quidditch?! You don't have the right to do that! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! And Marè and Fawkes can frame me too, if they give me a couple chocolate frogs...

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PyroGrl - Apr 1, 2004 9:52 pm (#503 of 2965)


*rubs eyes, hears singing . . *

Ding Dong, the witch is dead! Which old witch? The wicked witch!
Ding dong, the wicked which is dead!
Wake up you sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed! DING DONG THE WICKED WITCH IS DEAD!
She's gone where the goblins go
Below-below-below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out
Ding dong the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low
Let them know the wicked witch is dead!!!


...

WHO LET THE MUNCHKINS IN?!

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PyroGrl - Apr 1, 2004 10:35 pm (#504 of 2965)

I have moved wards. You can now find me in the Lonely ward...however, I don't know how to get here. I'm all alone...there's no one here beside me...

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A-is-for-Amy - Apr 1, 2004 10:40 pm (#505 of 2965)

Pyro, how can you be alone with a huge band of Munchkins following you around?

BTW... anyone who ate the chocolate frogs from my padded walls should not be too alarmed when all of your bodily fluids turn blue for a few days.

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Denise P. - Apr 1, 2004 10:42 pm (#506 of 2965)

Munchkins...today is just not my day, I thought they were Ooompa Loompas!

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PyroGrl - Apr 1, 2004 10:43 pm (#507 of 2965)

The Munchkins have been banished. *eats a chocolate frog all alone*

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Liz Mann - Apr 1, 2004 10:47 pm (#508 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 1, 2004 2:47 pm

Actually, No Veil For Me, the oompa loompas are downstairs making chocolate.

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PyroGrl - Apr 1, 2004 11:03 pm (#509 of 2965)

**refuses to comment. On anything.**

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SHEla WOLFsbane - Apr 1, 2004 11:32 pm (#510 of 2965)

Okay, now that we're back... Could someone please point me in the direction of the Third shift/ night hawk/ what am I still doing up- ward? WAIT! I take that back... I'll wait until tomorrow to ask. I don't want to end up in the loony bin or something! (Who says self delusion is a bad thing?)

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Blast - Apr 2, 2004 12:00 am (#511 of 2965)

I hate to bring you this bad news, but Severus had a little accident today. He was involved in a nasty bit of experimental magic. Well, after he arrived they sent an owl out to summon his wife, and guess what happened. Both of them showed up, and neither of them knew about the other. Well after a bit of a cat fight, they both turned their attentions to the Potion Master. It got pretty ugly for a while. I thought Hagrid looked bad after dealing with Grawp, but I have never seen anything like Snape does. They have told him not to expect the swelling to do down in the near future. He even makes Madeye look like Mel Gibson.

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Ticker - Apr 2, 2004 12:12 am (#512 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 1, 2004 4:13 pm

Snort. You guys are just so much fun.

Hey! What's this toilet doing in my quidditch trunk? Where's my gold bedpan?!? Just this note:

Good luck on your next match.

We hope everything comes out OK.

The other teams stink - flush em!

Sincerely, The Potties


Oh man! This is like taking a Suburban to a NASCAR race. All right which one of you Potties did this? It doesn't even rhyme. I WANT MY BEDPAN BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Blast - Apr 2, 2004 12:19 am (#513 of 2965)

Ticker, someone replaced mine with a chamber pot. Hey it's a nice one too, it must be Lucius's because there is a picture of Dumbledore on the bottom. It is solid gold too! Maybe when I get to Diagon Alley I'll be able to trade it for something to get us to our Quidditch matches. The Weasley's have a few things we might be able to use.

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Sabotage - Apr 2, 2004 12:36 am (#514 of 2965)

Oompa loompa dompity doo... we've got another riddle for you....

La la la la la la... Hey guys! The oompas are making canary creams and green jello downstairs. I've just been down there. Free samples for everyone.

And Ticker: I have NOTHING to do with your bedpan. But that toilet there is mine. See... there's a bit of dragon dung on it from when I tried to potty-train Kalio. Oh how I miss that dragon...

*wanders off into the nurses room...* Dum de dumm.. A little something here... What?! What are you people looking at?!

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Istari Jones - Apr 2, 2004 1:12 am (#515 of 2965)

Thanks for the offer for chocolate frogs, Viola. It's nice to see someone shares around here!

Wow, Ticker and 'Newt got a toilet and a chamber pot? Someone left me an old outhouse with a Sears and Roebucks catalogue stuck on a nail.

Gee, 'Newt, if Snape looks that bad maybe we better take up a collection for flowers for him. I saw Gina in action one time and it wasn't pretty. She tore this guy to shreds without breaking a sweat and I hope I never have to see anything like that again! He was right in front of her in a department store in New York one time and wouldn't move. Man, by the time she was done with him there was an arm in Lingerie, a foot in Housewares, and his head was propped up on the top shelf in the Shoe Department. She's sumthin' when she's riled, Gina. Must be the French in her.

Well, OK, it was a big stand-up poster of Buzz Lightyear, and she did have too many of those Dragonberry Snape beverages she loves so well, but I must say her Tae Bo moves were very impressive! And that Buzz Lightyear Stand-up Poster will never bother her again!

Oh, have you heard? They've scrapped the GOF movie. Something about the script not suiting JKR.

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Istari Jones - Apr 2, 2004 1:12 am (#516 of 2965)

(April Fool!)

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Acceber - Apr 2, 2004 2:11 am (#517 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 1, 2004 6:12 pm

Oh no. Bad news guys. I've just been to see the head doctor/Quidditch master/boss of our humble abode. They've decided to postpone our Quidditch match until the PoA movie comes out. Something about those Eh's being too scared to play us until we've gotten pre-PoA movie jitters out. Maybe we should hitchhike to Hogwarts to waste time. I know where they keep the thestrals...

April Fool's-I haven't done a good one all day.

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Sabotage - Apr 2, 2004 2:59 am (#518 of 2965)

Not thestrals. They're boring! Flubber worms! I wanna see the flubber worms!

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PyroGrl - Apr 2, 2004 5:14 am (#519 of 2965)

*growls* Thestrals are NOT boring. I see pink ones.

(I see the black moon, Sabby! Look, over there's the blue one!)

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Marie E. - Apr 2, 2004 5:35 am (#520 of 2965)

We postponed the trip to Canada? But I already placed my order for long johns. Darn it! I grew up an hour south of Saskatchewan and never went there. I was always sick or busy when my friends planned road trips over the border.

I think I see a thestral. Ewwww...*shudder*

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PyroGrl - Apr 2, 2004 5:48 am (#521 of 2965)

I love Thestrals. They're my favorite. *pats Thestral* I shall call him Bob and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Bob.

(Don't you mean Squishy?)

OH SHUT UP, YOU STUPID OTHER VOICE!!!

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Marè - Apr 2, 2004 8:28 am (#522 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 2, 2004 12:29 am

A squishy thestral? That doesn't sound right!

And I'm not sure I can give you a frog Liz, I think they are all gone. But I could make a cake then I'll share that one (hem, Istari..)

I'll make one big enough so that every-one gets a piece and in rainbow bright colours! Hey, how many inmates do we even have?

Any volunteers to stand guards next to the ingredients present when I collect the other half, we wouldn't want the nasty staff to put something in it, would we !

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Fawkes Forever - Apr 2, 2004 12:08 pm (#523 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 2, 2004 4:10 am

I'll do it.... *jumps up & down with hand in the air* Me, me me! *salutes Marè & stands guard beside the ingredients*

Liz.... me is sorry *hands a rather melted chocolate frog to Liz*

Lord Voldy.... sorry no choc frogs left.... Nah nah! *blows raspberry*

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prof sprout - Apr 2, 2004 2:04 pm (#524 of 2965)

Whew, I think we all survived April Fool’s day, well we are not sure about Gina since we haven't seen her for a while. Did anyone question the green witch that might have something to do with her disappearance? Let’s head back to Canada. The Ehs's are ready and so are we.

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Ticker - Apr 2, 2004 4:38 pm (#525 of 2965)

I hear Gina poured a bucket of water on her & she dissolved.

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Fawkes Forever - Apr 2, 2004 4:39 pm (#526 of 2965)

Good news, Gina is safe & well & should be calling in any minute

Let’s go to Canada.... *dons very silly looking hat with a moose head on top*

Oh Hermy... made you a new costume... to replace the one Hagrid created! Your new pompoms are all sparkly too... like the disco ball, so you can reflect the light into the opposing teams eyes & put them off their game.... (not that we'd ever do anything like that)

Ok let’s go... emmm, how are we going to get there.... & who’s going to drive?

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Sabotage - Apr 2, 2004 7:54 pm (#527 of 2965)

Let me drive! Come on! I won't hit the destruct button like someone I know... *looks slyly at Pyro*

(Pyro I see the black moon too! But I don't see the blue one... I must be sane today. But I see the maroon moon! I must be hungry today!)

Hey the Oompa loompas are gone! And they took all the canary creams and Lime jello!!!

Forget me for driving! I'm going on a Oompa hunt. *slinks stealthily through the halls with a butterfly net*

Shhh! I want some canary creams...

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Gina R Snape - Apr 2, 2004 8:46 pm (#528 of 2965)

Severus and I are touched by your concern! Yes, I am here and alive and well.

That little witch Elphaba was quite delusional, no? But as everyone knows, she's allergic to water. So I just spit some water on her and she melted. Then I, er, put my hand at dealing with Severus' swelling and I assure you he is just fine. He won't be wearing those woolen trousers again, though. Exactly where did that wool come from?

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Liz Mann - Apr 2, 2004 10:26 pm (#529 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 2, 2004 2:26 pm

THE MATCH IS POSTPONED UNTIL THE MOVIE COMES OUT???!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Screamer

*starts having a nervous breakdown*

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PyroGrl - Apr 2, 2004 10:30 pm (#530 of 2965)

The movie isn't out until July 2!!!!!!

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Viola Intonada - Apr 3, 2004 12:44 am (#531 of 2965)

Maybe I can attract some gigantic butterflies with my flowers that Prof...I mean that I bought in New Zealand. We can go by butterfly.

Alright, Gina has been found. Now where is Abby? I miss our viola/bagpipe duets.

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PyroGrl - Apr 3, 2004 12:47 am (#532 of 2965)

I'll do bagpipes! *blows into one. glass breaks everywhere* Would you believe I never had a lesson in my life??!

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prof sprout - Apr 3, 2004 1:40 am (#533 of 2965)

The game is still on. The other was just a cruel joke someone was playing. We are getting ready to head to Canada, and after that Japan. Japan CANNOT keep getting delayed, they don't like it. Smile

Pyro, you are lucky Simon is not on this thread. Smile

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Istari Jones - Apr 3, 2004 2:27 am (#534 of 2965)

Wait, Pyro...the movie isn't out until July 2nd? Really? Or is this just another April Fool's joke?

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Ticker - Apr 3, 2004 2:30 am (#535 of 2965)

My mistake Gina. I should have realized you'd be a little more ah, personal with your dealings.

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A-is-for-Amy - Apr 3, 2004 3:16 am (#536 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 2, 2004 7:16 pm

Okay - now that our Giant Duck is gone, how are we getting there? Butterfly?

Oh! BTW - who put the jarvey in my bed yesterday? It was okay as far as April Fool’s go, but he said some very naughty things, so I Scourgified his mouth, and then he said even more unmentionable things, so I threw him in with Lucius. They should get along famously, don't you think?

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Gina R Snape - Apr 3, 2004 3:47 am (#537 of 2965)

Not a problem, Ticker.

I'm not Severus' sweetheart and spouse for nothing, though...

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Blast - Apr 3, 2004 4:50 am (#538 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 2, 2004 8:56 pm

I found an old float from the Santa Claus Parade, maybe we could take that to the next matches. It is a scene from Dicken's A Christmas Carol. It actually looks a bit like Diagon Alley. There is lots of room, and has a control room hidden in the front. Gina it is great to see you, and the way you handled that hussy, pure class. Phineas would be proud. By the way, Snape Beverages are quite popular in Canada, they are giving the giant breweries quite a run for their money.

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Liz Mann - Apr 3, 2004 3:11 pm (#539 of 2965)

Pyro - the movie is out on June 4th, not July 2nd.

Phew! Thank goodness the match hasn't really been cancelled! I think I would've died!

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*Hermionefan(#1) - Apr 3, 2004 3:33 pm (#540 of 2965)

Hey Liz, won't you be needing a new avatar since the Rubber Duckie destructed itself? The Canadian Ehs won't think you're very smart if we arrive on a Diagon Alley-ish float. They might even think that you're insane!!!

Ooh, thanks for the new cheerleading outfit Fawkes! So shiny, and hey... what's it doing... I can't get the thing off... April Fools is over Fawkes, what are you trying to do to me?

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Blast - Apr 3, 2004 4:47 pm (#541 of 2965)

I think we have to get new robes, one of the Hospital Elves just informed me that there was a little mishap with the laundry the other day. Someone replaced the laundry detergent with Madame Malkin’s All-Purpose Anything Remover. There is not much left except for a few bits and pieces.

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Liz Mann - Apr 3, 2004 6:15 pm (#542 of 2965)

Were our straightjackets in that wash? *looks hopeful*

You're right, Pyro. I do need a new avatar.

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Istari Jones - Apr 3, 2004 7:01 pm (#543 of 2965)

Hey, did anyone make the comparison when the OoP came out that the healers at St. Mungo's wore lime green robes? I thought that was quite a coincidence since we have used so much lime green jello here on our ward. Or did we start using the lime jello before it came out? I'll research that later.

By the way, I hear the Canadian Ehs use snowshoes for their beater bats. It that right?

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PyroGrl - Apr 3, 2004 8:08 pm (#544 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 3, 2004 12:20 pm

I happen to like the sound of July 2 better, Liz...*wink* but when did I say you needed a new avatar???

Actually, I think they use either lacrosse or hockey sticks. Meh, I can't remember. Wink. But I know they're broomsticks are in the shape of snowshoes.

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Liz Mann - Apr 3, 2004 8:36 pm (#545 of 2965)

Oops! Sorry, Pyro, it was Hermionefan who said that!

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prof sprout - Apr 4, 2004 1:51 am (#546 of 2965)

The lime Jello was way before OoP. I was forced to feed it to you guys because they were keeping an eye on me. We are off to see the Ehs, the snow covered Ehs. Uh oh I might have to quit volunteering because I'm starting to sound like resident.

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PyroGrl - Apr 4, 2004 1:54 am (#547 of 2965)

Hate to disappoint you, but if you want to do snow sports you may have to go NORTH. There is seriously no snow here...well, ok, maybe a little where the sun doesn't often shine, but honestly it's almost melted. In fact the temperature today was 17 degrees celcius (though very windy). We're warming up at last! Yay! But my oranges still won't grow. *cries*

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A-is-for-Amy - Apr 4, 2004 2:05 am (#548 of 2965)

I vote for the Santa float anyway! I'm all packed - they aren't going to search our bags, are they?

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Viola Intonada - Apr 4, 2004 2:43 am (#549 of 2965)

I vote for the Santa float also, it is so very difficult to get a butterfly to go where you what it to.

I've been watching "Brother Bear" and listening to Rutt and Tuke to get the proper accent.

I'm packed, let's go!

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prof sprout - Apr 4, 2004 2:51 am (#550 of 2965)

You have to be kidding me, I live in Michigan, and we just got 1 inch of snow dumped on us tonight, Canada has to have snow somewhere. Aren't we playing in the mountains there is always snow there.

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Liz Mann - Apr 4, 2004 3:10 pm (#551 of 2965)

Yep, we are playing in the mountains.

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PyroGrl - Apr 4, 2004 7:31 pm (#552 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 4, 2004 11:47 am

In the Albertan Rockies!!!

OK, we have some snow in the countryside. And probably in the mountains, but I live five hours east of the mountains so I don't really know. But really, there is no snow on our street. It's actually quite scary.

Viola, you are so lucky. I want to see Brother Bear, eh?

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Pinky - Apr 5, 2004 12:50 am (#553 of 2965)

Whew! I made it in time for the Canadian match, eh? I missed the duckie ride to NZ, so I just swam over. When I got there, there was nothing but a few crisps of burned wool and some very nasty, angry-looking orcthingamabobbers. My arms were a little tired, but I about faced in the water and took off for Canada. I'm so glad I didn't have to swim all the way - a giant eagle found me and just deposited me here with the rest of you guys. Don't forget to adjust your speedometers on your broomsticks. Canadians use kilometers. I'm a little more familiar with Canadian culture on the eastern side (New Brunswick), but surely things aren't too different out here in the west. Ooh - and you all have to try Canadian chocolate!

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dobbyiscool - Apr 5, 2004 1:52 am (#554 of 2965)

Wow, you're gone for six or seven months and you sure miss a lot... Oh well, could someone fill Dobby in on what's happenwd recently? Dobby's not it the mood to read three thousand posts.

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Viola Intonada - Apr 5, 2004 2:18 am (#555 of 2965)

Dobby, You have come back just in time for Quidditch season! And as you can tell, we had to relocate to a new thread. You've missed out on a lot of cool traveling! We took the jello submarine to Aruba for a quidditch match. But the Slytherins ate our sub. We turned a float into a portkey and went to New Orleans for Mardi Gras. Then we rode a giant rubber duckie to Hawaii for a quidditch match over a volcano. But we had to postpone the game because we had to make an emergency trip make to St. Mungo's for the Move (to the new thread) and we missed our three-hour tour on a boat called the Minnow. So the Hawaiian team came to St. Mungo's for the match. Someone set up a volcano here for us. A few of the players drank a special new Snape beverage and turned into dragons. We just finished a match in New Zealand. Pyro wanted to drive, but she hit the auto destruct button on the rubber duck, so we don't have it anymore. Now we are headed to Canada for our next match. Did I leave anything out?

Welcome back, eh, Dobby!

Pyro, you will have to get Brother Bear on DVD, Rutt and Tuke have a running commentary that is worth viewing at least once. (But I recommend watching the movie first)

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PyroGrl - Apr 5, 2004 2:26 am (#556 of 2965)

Pyro is on strike.

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dobbyiscool - Apr 5, 2004 2:33 am (#557 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 4, 2004 6:34 pm

Dobby is wondering if there are any spots on the Quidditch team for Dobby. Dobby would make a great water-elf!

Also, Dobby is disappointed that she missed a ride on the Jello Sub.

Say, I was skimming the posts and saw someone (Ticker, was it?) mention they were from S.D., where in SD? I am in Beresford.

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Viola Intonada - Apr 5, 2004 2:48 am (#558 of 2965)

Pyro, why are you on strike?

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PyroGrl - Apr 5, 2004 2:52 am (#559 of 2965)

*points to underneath name*

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A-is-for-Amy - Apr 5, 2004 3:19 am (#560 of 2965)

Pyro, the first step in getting help is admitting you have a problem, then you have to tell us what your problem is so that we can help (or laugh hysterically, whatever the case may be)

Oh! And Dobby? We play quidditch on flying bedpans around here, so don't go using any for their intended purposes, okay?

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dobbyiscool - Apr 5, 2004 3:26 am (#561 of 2965)

I have been skimming the posts, so I know better now.

What are the names of some of the wards? I think I need to check in, but I can't exactly figure out why yet.

Just wondering, but what ever happened to LJ the sloth?

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Hem Hem - Apr 5, 2004 3:59 am (#562 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 4, 2004 7:59 pm

As far as I can recall, he didn't survive the move.

Don't remember a funeral for him, either. hmmm...

We missed you, good to have you back. Ignore the men in the straightjackets coming for you, they may only be the welcoming committee.

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A-is-for-Amy - Apr 5, 2004 4:00 am (#563 of 2965)

Sadly the Sloth is MIA. If you don't know the wards you can make up your own, or we can just put you in the "Why the heck am I here?" ward.

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PyroGrl - Apr 5, 2004 4:29 am (#564 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 4, 2004 8:35 pm

Well, we don't know if Lime Jello is really dead. Didn't he disappear when She-Of-Many-Names went byebye? He could be just...hiding...at the old place. I need four volunteers to help me search for him!

(I am very proud of this drawing. I did this last year. I was 13. Squee!)

I am so special. I get mangos delivered directly to my room!

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Pinky - Apr 5, 2004 4:38 am (#565 of 2965)

Actually, I thought Denise S. was the one who became LJ's keeper. She's been gone a looooong time. *sigh* I miss her.

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Marie E. - Apr 5, 2004 4:45 am (#566 of 2965)

dobby, Beresford sounds familiar. I'm from North Dakota and drive through SD to get there.

Do we really want to find LJ? I mean, wasn't he nearly naked when he was last seen? I think it's better we don't know what he looks like now.

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Ticker - Apr 5, 2004 3:24 pm (#567 of 2965)

Welcome back Dobby! I'm in Rapid City. Wow! Now with Marie & you from the Dakota's, I feel like the world is a warmer place, er maybe that's just spring... But like, you're a mere 360 miles away from me so I think I can almost feel the extra BTU's. Yea! I'm so glad to have a fellow So. Dakotan here! (Bounces down the Why-Am-I-Here-Ward hallway & into the Where-Am-I Ward where a very slow resident scratches at purple fur patch behind left ear.)

Could it be...? Is it...? (Resident slowly puts hand down & reveals a troll doll with purple hair.) Naw. I didn't really think it was.

Pyro - that pic is great! Is it Gary Oldman in his younger, more wistful days?

Pinky! Great to see you! (Conspiratorially whispers:) Ya got any clean Canary Creams? The Munchkins were edging in on your territory, but I swear to you I never touched any of their stuff - even when they threatened me with the flying monkey. I heard it was laced with jello. I just need one. Come on...

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Penny Lane. - Apr 5, 2004 3:46 pm (#568 of 2965)

I think we should just hold onto that hope that LJ will come back. After all, I returned from the great unknown after many months of cold, lonely wandering from site to site, looking for my friends... Okay, or Real Life got the best of me for a while.

BTW, does anyone remember where I put my Pocket Alan Rickman?

Wow Pyro - the only thing I ever drew in my entire life that I liked was this still life of a pear and a gold wheel thing, and my Art Instructor did like half of it. I wish I could steal like a smidgen (sp?) of your talent.

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Pinky - Apr 5, 2004 4:29 pm (#569 of 2965)

*slips Ticker a 6-pack of canary creams* Here ya go. Don't eat them all at once! *glares around for any munchkins* I am the Queen of canary creams!!!

*looks at Aria sucking her toes and decides it looks like fun*

I'm sure I can still reach my toes... almost got it............ er - anyone? Um, can someone help me? While I'm sure this pretzel shape is visually entertaining, it's rather painful. Help?

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Ticker - Apr 5, 2004 4:41 pm (#570 of 2965)

Oh, wow! Thanks Pinky...(wanders away stroking Canary Cream box) Oh! er,... here, let me help you up.

Penny, I've really enjoyed holding on to your Pocket Alan Rickman for you. I mean really. But as he's insisting on going back to you (and since I'm running out of cheese), here you go. (Wanders off to gaze at Istari's avatar instead...)

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Liz Mann - Apr 5, 2004 7:06 pm (#571 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 5, 2004 12:07 pm

Dobby, you must have been here before me. Nice to meet you!

I don't remember LJ, but I've heard about him. Actually, that reminds me. I was up in the hospital's tea room yesterday, when I noticed a trap door in the ceiling. Curiosity got the better of me and I fed all the tea room staff canary creams, then while they couldn't stop me, hopped on my bedpan, kicked open the trap door and went through it. I didn't know St Mungo's had an attic. Anyway, I left again in a bit of a hurry because there was something moving up there! It was either a ghoul or... something else... something purple... (hint hint, nudge nudge).

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dobbyiscool - Apr 5, 2004 8:09 pm (#572 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 5, 2004 1:09 pm

Ok, we need a group of brave explorers (or crazy will work if we run out of brave ones) to search in the attic!

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dobbyiscool - Apr 5, 2004 9:34 pm (#573 of 2965)

Oh! Dobby remembered! We left LJ two locations ago! No one packed him. Maybe he found us!

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Liz Mann - Apr 5, 2004 9:46 pm (#574 of 2965)



The LotR characters are going in to capture the purple sloth!

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PyroGrl - Apr 5, 2004 10:11 pm (#575 of 2965)

**laughs at Liz's post**

OK, that's funny. Really it is. LOL!!!

To those who asked: Actually, it's Mr. Depp at the POTC premier.

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Viola Intonada - Apr 6, 2004 12:39 am (#576 of 2965)

Maybe that was Abby you saw moving about up there. You know, she hasn't been around lately....

Maybe she is hiding up there with LJ.

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prof sprout - Apr 6, 2004 1:26 am (#577 of 2965)

Okay, all of you residents who are in the Werewolf- obsession ward, please stay away from the ward marked “Dangerous.” There is a full moon tonight. So please be careful.

Uh oh, about Abby, does she have a spot on the Quidditch team? We might have to send in the replacements. Maybe a replacement beater if Gina doesn't show up either.

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dobbyiscool - Apr 6, 2004 1:29 am (#578 of 2965)

Dobby is willing to replace anyone who fails to show up, however, I would prefer to be the waterelf!

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prof sprout - Apr 6, 2004 1:58 am (#579 of 2965)

Dobby, you can be the Maniacs waterelf, and be on the reserve team.

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PyroGrl - Apr 6, 2004 2:00 am (#580 of 2965)

**sneaks into the werewolf ward** OK, you, just a little nip on the arm is all it will take! Come on, I WANNA be a werewolf!!

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Viola Intonada - Apr 6, 2004 2:12 am (#581 of 2965)

No pyro! Don't! Are you insane???!!!

Oh, yeah, you are or you wouldn't be here would you? So go right on ahead.

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Gina R Snape - Apr 6, 2004 2:59 am (#582 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 5, 2004 7:59 pm

You can take my position, Dobby. I'm not feeling terribly sporting lately.

Besides, I am getting the feeling that Severus is just a wee bit resentful of my Quidditch playing. I think it's bringing back bad childhood memories for him. Of course, he'd never actually say anything, but I can just tell...

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Blast - Apr 6, 2004 3:08 am (#583 of 2965)

Hey, this float is neat, it is actually a replica of Diagon Alley. All the stores are there, Madame Malkins, Flourish and Botts, Ollivanders, and they even have a Weasley's Wizard Wheezes.

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PyroGrl - Apr 6, 2004 3:11 am (#584 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 5, 2004 8:11 pm

OW! You BIT me!!! BAD werewolf! BAD!!

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A-is-for-Amy - Apr 6, 2004 3:45 am (#585 of 2965)

Oh Dear. Pyro, I don't think that was a werewolf... werewolves don't tend to have purple fur do they?

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Marie E. - Apr 6, 2004 4:03 am (#586 of 2965)

Ewww...pyro, you better have the wound checked by Madam Poppy. It doesn't look so good.

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PyroGrl - Apr 6, 2004 4:09 am (#587 of 2965)

Is it supposed to turn blue and swell??

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prof sprout - Apr 6, 2004 2:01 pm (#588 of 2965)

Pyro that wasn't a werewolf, or a purple sloth . . . that was a baby man-eating plant. You are lucky it was just a young one. You could have lost your whole arm. They started putting those there to keep people out of dangerous wards. They figure guards have been getting distracted lately.

I can tell you one way to heal it but you might not like it so I'll leave it your choice. You have to put Lime Jello on it, and bandage it up. I don't know if the Lime Jello will seep into your skin and cause the same effect as if you eat it or not. Just depends on how deep the bite is. Let me know if that is the measure you would like to take. Poppy might have a different idea though.

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Liz Mann - Apr 6, 2004 3:04 pm (#589 of 2965)

Don't worry, Pyro, I have a cure for it. Soda Cup 2. Just don't ask what's in it.

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Gina R Snape - Apr 6, 2004 3:54 pm (#590 of 2965)

That looks quite refreshing, Liz!

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Emily - Apr 6, 2004 9:26 pm (#591 of 2965)

Almost as good as a Snape drink! (I've finally started going through the posts on the old thread, so I can understand what's going on. Of course, being insane, it's difficult under any circumstances. Oh well. I'm only at 800 :-( )

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Ticker - Apr 6, 2004 10:17 pm (#592 of 2965)

Dobby, you can take Gina's place, but you know she's a beater. You don't strike me as the most aggressive of our residents. Don't worry. We'll think of something to get you all riled up, I'm sure.

Blast - did you sneak back to New Orleans while we weren't watching? You know, just because the floats are on sale, doesn't mean you have to buy one. (Looks at the brown flowers falling off on the floor before peeking inside.)

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Viola Intonada - Apr 7, 2004 2:25 am (#593 of 2965)

Just tell Dobby that the other team is trying to hurt Harry. Dobby will be aggressive enough.

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Gina R Snape - Apr 7, 2004 4:28 am (#594 of 2965)

I tend to agree, Viola. That little elf has got some chutzpah in him!

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PyroGrl - Apr 7, 2004 4:32 am (#595 of 2965)

Or tell him...er...uh...something else that will get him angry at the other team.

PROFESSOR SPROUT! THE JELLO'S NOT WORKING!! The swelling has made my arm the size of a football and it's now an ugly shade of purply-orange.

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prof sprout - Apr 7, 2004 2:07 pm (#596 of 2965)

It is probably a counter effect to what Liz gave you to drink. The probably don't mix. Okay ,who’s crazy enough, I mean willing, to suck the poison out of pyro's arm? Remember don't drink it. (I almost used another phrase but decided it probably wouldn't sound appropriate)

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Gina R Snape - Apr 7, 2004 2:26 pm (#597 of 2965)

That sounds like a job for Blast!

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Ticker - Apr 7, 2004 4:46 pm (#598 of 2965)

*Turns green & runs away...*

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A-is-for-Amy - Apr 7, 2004 4:59 pm (#599 of 2965)

Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwww! Well there is another option - but involves Grawp and the loss of a limb.

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prof sprout - Apr 7, 2004 5:11 pm (#600 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 7, 2004 10:12 am

I hope I make it I hope I'm post 600.

Pyro's arm will be okay without the poison sucked out, but will it have time to heal in time for the game if the poison is not sucked out? Where's Lockhart when you need him.

Yay, 600 Surprised)
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dobbyiscool - Apr 7, 2004 5:25 pm (#601 of 2965)

Who is hurting Harry Potter? Give me that bat!

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Ticker - Apr 7, 2004 5:33 pm (#602 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 7, 2004 10:34 am

Yea! It works! No, no! It wasn't me, Dobby! It was the other team - well, I know they're not here right now, but they will be. You just hang on to that bat.

BTW, Emily - I'm so impressed on your reading. You really are crazy! I knew there was something that made you fit in so well around here. This is great - now we'll know who to ask when we forget something,... like LJ...

Hey, wait a minute, something Gina wrote a while back sticks in my mind... something about hoping we don't find LJ... OK, Gina. You can tell us. We won't mess with you - not after what you did to Elphaba. Do you know what happened to LJ? (Waits for Gina's answer while standing behind Dobby...)

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dobbyiscool - Apr 7, 2004 6:04 pm (#603 of 2965)

Ok! I'll be beater, but you'll have a hard time finding a replacement waterelf! Maybe we should just get a cooler full of butterbeer!

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Gina R Snape - Apr 7, 2004 7:56 pm (#604 of 2965)

I know not that to which you refer, Ticker.

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Blast - Apr 7, 2004 8:16 pm (#605 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 7, 2004 1:23 pm

I think that I know what bit Pyro. Aberforth has been at it again this time he's got a hold herd of goats and crossed them with something. All I've heard is that their horns are now poisonous and they have pretty bad attitudes. You should never suck poison out of a bite, they have special little suction cups for that, Muggles call them turkey basters.

Dobby, the person who is trying to hurt Harry Potter is going to be the one on the other team wearing an Ottawa Senators hockey jersey.

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PyroGrl - Apr 7, 2004 8:52 pm (#606 of 2965)

NO ONE IS TOUCHING MY ARM WITH THEIR MOUTH!!

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A-is-for-Amy - Apr 7, 2004 9:29 pm (#607 of 2965)

Well I'll just call Grawp then, shall I? *puts kazoo in mouth and takes a deep breath*

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Emily - Apr 7, 2004 10:36 pm (#608 of 2965)

Maybe Snape has an antidote? Poisonous goats, that sounds serious. Gina, will you ask him?

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Ticker - Apr 8, 2004 1:23 am (#609 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 7, 2004 6:46 pm

pyro, I certainly won't touch your arm with my mouth, not even with a 10- foot straw.

*Floor starts shaking, screams announce Grawp's arrival...*Yikes! No Grawp! Put me down! You want that girl over there. Yuck! I don't need my arm sucked. And you can leave it attached thank you.

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PyroGrl - Apr 8, 2004 1:50 am (#610 of 2965)

OK. Grawp. *takes a deep breath...*

AHHHHHHHHH!! NOT A CHANCE!! I'll even bow down to Snape and apologize for every rumour I've spread behind his back!! I'll become his apprentice, or assistant, or whatever!! GINA!! PLEASE!! TALK TO HIM!!

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A-is-for-Amy - Apr 8, 2004 2:09 am (#611 of 2965)

Geeze! Okay! I'll call off Grawp. He was just trying to help, you know! I'll have to lure him back to the forest with my lovely Kazoo playing. If I'm not back in an hour... hey! We can use him on our quidditch team - he can be a reserve player, and if the Canadians get out of line, he can eat them. (That's starting to become a nasty pattern with our team, though)

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PyroGrl - Apr 8, 2004 2:24 am (#612 of 2965)

Er...Amy? You're starting to think sanely.

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Pinky - Apr 8, 2004 2:25 am (#613 of 2965)

Just a quick editorial note: Post 666 is reserved for Mrs Gina Snape. She has been trying to post on that auspicious number for many threads on both forums now, and in honor of her having originated this particular thread, I declare Post #666 as "Gina's Post." That is, only if she can get to it before someone else does!! **wicked grin**

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PyroGrl - Apr 8, 2004 2:35 am (#614 of 2965)

MINE!! ARARAR!

OK Gina, I know I'll give it to you, but if we ever go to a third St Mungo's thread, I call post 666!!!

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Acceber - Apr 8, 2004 2:56 am (#615 of 2965)

Gina's post, hmmmm, OK, I'll be nice. But only this once. Really.

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dobbyiscool - Apr 8, 2004 5:41 pm (#616 of 2965)

Don't you think that maybe we'll get disqualified if we have a giant on our team? Not to mention, sued if Gwarp eats their team? Oh well, he could be our mascot, as long as he doesn't hurt anyone...

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prof sprout - Apr 8, 2004 7:15 pm (#617 of 2965)

Dobby you've missed the last couple of games. Some of the players turned into dragons after drinking the Green Snape beverage for St. Patty’s day. I don't know if they did eat the other players or not, - - - who's to say? Grawp could be another cheerleader with Hagrid. They can be bases. Who wants to climb on their shoulders for a pyramid?

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A-is-for-Amy - Apr 8, 2004 8:22 pm (#618 of 2965)

I will! I will! Since I gave up my chaser spot to Istari, I'm ready to cheer!

BTW - Do my wings look like they're getting smaller to you?

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dobbyiscool - Apr 8, 2004 8:42 pm (#619 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 8, 2004 1:42 pm

Whoa! Hold your thestrals! You turned into dragons!!! In that case, why not let Grawp join the team? As long as he doesn't hurt any of us, he can take my new spot as beater, and I will cheer!

Now which tea cozy would go best with my new cheerleading outfit...

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Sabotage - Apr 8, 2004 11:37 pm (#620 of 2965)

Can you guys just give me a quick summary of what has happened? I'm too tired to read all the posts and I have to go away for this weekend. Wish me and Kalio farewell. We're off chocolate searching and skiing for Easter. Plus I need to change my actar.

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Sabotage - Apr 8, 2004 11:47 pm (#621 of 2965)

I love Zazu.

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Sabotage - Apr 8, 2004 11:48 pm (#622 of 2965)

No. Well I do love him... not like that though. But anything is possible when you're crazy.

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Viola Intonada - Apr 9, 2004 1:54 am (#623 of 2965)

I don't think we have a bedpan large enough for Grawp. Not only that, can giants even fly on a broom or bedpan, or anything else?

Sabby, please bring us back lots of chocolate, please, pretty please?

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Gina R Snape - Apr 9, 2004 3:15 am (#624 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 8, 2004 8:18 pm

Why, Pinky! That was so thoughtful of you!

Pyro, Severus has informed me that the nasty purple injury can only be healed by applying a salve 3x a day consisting of bobotuber pus diluted in nettle oil and an infusion of cayenne pepper twigs and leaves. If it sounds like it will sting, well, that's because it will. A lot.

He suggests you be more careful where you expose your arms next time and avoid petting strange sweaty things.

You have my sympathies, dear.

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PyroGrl - Apr 9, 2004 4:38 am (#625 of 2965)

**tries Snape's salve**

*A scream emits from within a dark room and echoes throughout St Mungo's.*

BTW...it's AVATAR, Sabby...you and I already discussed this. Razz.

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dobbyiscool - Apr 9, 2004 4:23 pm (#626 of 2965)

Whoa! That salve sure does smell something awful!

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Liz Mann - Apr 9, 2004 6:08 pm (#627 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 9, 2004 11:09 am

I'm back! My stupid Internet hasn't been working since Tuesday!

Can you guys just give me a quick summary of what has happened? I'm too tired to read all the posts and I have to go away for this weekend.

Sure, Sabby. Our Quidditch team is going to... wait a minute... where are we going??? OMG, I've forgotten everything! Where are we going? What's our float of? And who's playing what position at the moment, because everything seems to be changing around.

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dobbyiscool - Apr 9, 2004 6:32 pm (#628 of 2965)

A summary of what's happened is on post 555.

SInce that post, Pyro has been bitten by something purple turned his arm blue, and Gina asked Snape to give him something to fix it. The salve stung and smelt really bad.

For the Quidditch team, all I can remember is that I am a beater. Who holds what other positions again? Oh well, we just need to be getting to Canada!

*Switches ring on cell phone to "Oh Canada"*

I just thought of this while reading various posts, some persons here said they were from/live near South Dakota. Have you seen Hildago yet? I haven't, but one quote that I do know is in there is good, one guy says "If your enemies don't kill you, the weather will." and Hildago says, "Gee, sounds just like South Dakota." Though I love living here, this weather is enough to drive me to sanity.

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Blast - Apr 9, 2004 8:03 pm (#629 of 2965)

Pyro is female Dobby, maybe you should go and iron your hands Wink

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Liz Mann - Apr 9, 2004 8:13 pm (#630 of 2965)

Yes, she used to be called Pyro Girl.

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dobbyiscool - Apr 9, 2004 8:37 pm (#631 of 2965)

Sorry Pyro. *Starts slamming head against wall* Bad Dobby, Bad Dobby. I knew that too! Sorry again. I was typing fast and not paying attention, and, well, sorry.

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PyroGrl - Apr 9, 2004 9:01 pm (#632 of 2965)

Here Dobby, try some salve...

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Emily - Apr 9, 2004 9:17 pm (#633 of 2965)

What a mean trick, Pyro! On the other hand, go right ahead, this should be fun to watch....

I wonder how well this salve will burn? In my other life, I like to... umm... play with fire too.

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Viola Intonada - Apr 10, 2004 1:32 am (#634 of 2965)

I say we leave for Canada bright and early Monday morning. That way we won't miss the Easter egg hunt on Sunday. I heard that several of the staff from Hogwarts are planning to join us. You know, a bit of charity work, to lift our spirits and let us know that the outside world hasn't forgotten us. To remind us that we are insane and they are not. To... Oh, I'm sorry, I just kind of kept going there.

Well anyway, I can't wait for the Easter egg hunt.

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A-is-for-Amy - Apr 10, 2004 2:04 am (#635 of 2965)

I've been trying to dye eggs, but the jello won't stick! I've decided to dip them in chocolate instead!

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Gina R Snape - Apr 10, 2004 2:16 am (#636 of 2965)

Oooh, Amy. Do be very very careful.

My understanding is if you use the wrong sort of eggs and the wrong sort of chocolate, you may inadvertently hatch something very nasty indeed!

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A-is-for-Amy - Apr 10, 2004 2:48 am (#637 of 2965)

Is that why they've been growling at me? Hagrid positively assured me that they weren't dangerous!

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PyroGrl - Apr 10, 2004 7:19 pm (#638 of 2965)

Watch out Amy, they'll--Oh, that was not pretty.

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Emily - Apr 10, 2004 7:24 pm (#639 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 10, 2004 12:25 pm

Prof. Sprout? PROF. SPROUT! I think Amy needs some help. Normally, I'd do it, but where jello, eggs, and chocolate are involved...

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Liz Mann - Apr 10, 2004 8:38 pm (#640 of 2965)

OMG! Poor Amy!

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Marie E. - Apr 10, 2004 8:45 pm (#641 of 2965)

*shields eyes*

I would never imagine chocolate would do that.

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Emily - Apr 10, 2004 9:08 pm (#642 of 2965)

I'm not sure I'll ever be able to even look at chocolate again! Well, OK, I will, but hey.

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A-is-for-Amy - Apr 10, 2004 9:34 pm (#643 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 10, 2004 2:35 pm

OH, look! They hatched! Aren't they cute? Okay, that was.... OW! OW! ow! ow! ow! ow! *faints*

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Liz Mann - Apr 10, 2004 9:45 pm (#644 of 2965)

AMY!!!

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Gina R Snape - Apr 11, 2004 12:10 am (#645 of 2965)

*Hands some salve over to Amy*

Poor thing. See, that's why they say not to use the cheap chocolate with all the fillers...

OMG! They are starting to run around and nip at people's ankles. Quick! How are we going to contain them?!?!

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Blast - Apr 11, 2004 12:22 am (#646 of 2965)

I've got a butterfly net. I'll scoop them up if we can get something to put them in, if not, maybe they're edible. They're kind of cute, little fuzzballs with fangs.

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dobbyiscool - Apr 11, 2004 12:26 am (#647 of 2965)

I am NOT getting anywhere near that slave! Amy, save yourself from the slave!

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Ticker - Apr 11, 2004 12:33 am (#648 of 2965)

...and from the salve too.

(Scoops up a fanged, chocolate fur-ball in one of Aria's diapers) I've seen much worse in one of these. Now, where is that super-flush toilet when I need it?

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A-is-for-Amy - Apr 11, 2004 12:40 am (#649 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 10, 2004 5:41 pm

What is this salve made of? Yuck! It smells terrible! I'll pass on that, thanks.

Here, I have a birdcage they can go in. Let's give them to Hagrid, since he's the one who gave me the eggs... I could swear he said they were puffskein eggs, but puffskeins don't suck blood.

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PyroGrl - Apr 11, 2004 1:27 am (#650 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 10, 2004 6:27 pm

Claws, fangs
The whole shebang
That's what blood-sucking puffskeins are made of.

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Post  Lady Arabella on Fri Sep 16, 2011 8:40 pm


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Marie E. - Apr 11, 2004 1:51 am (#651 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 10, 2004 6:51 pm

You accepted something of the creature variety from Hagrid??? Well, that's the root of the problem then, isn't it? He thinks dragons are adorable and kept a giant spider as a pet, yet you think nothing of him giving you a few eggs. *sigh* He can be awfully persuasive, though can't he? Loveable ol' oaf!

Ouch! *kicks at fuzzballs around ankles*

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PyroGrl - Apr 11, 2004 1:56 am (#652 of 2965)

Er...*hides package behind back* Don't worry little guys, I'll get you out...

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Viola Intonada - Apr 11, 2004 3:30 am (#653 of 2965)

Hmmm, what if we try to catch them with peanut butter? Quick, here is some bread and peanut butter.

I have come up with some real chicken eggs, if anyone would like to join me in the recreation room, we can decorate them. I have asked the House Elves to hide them so that we may find them in the morning.

I did a few simple spells so that a lucky few will get specials treats when they crack open their eggs.

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PyroGrl - Apr 11, 2004 4:22 am (#654 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 10, 2004 9:28 pm

**falls on the floor, laughing uncontrollably**

OMG....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just saw the new PoA trailer..."Foul, loathsome, evil, little cockroach!" *PUNCH* "That felt good." ; "Little old lady at twelve o'clock!" Harharhar. I love the part where...OK, no more spoilers. But it has to do with Care of Magical Creatures.

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Blast - Apr 11, 2004 4:37 am (#655 of 2965)

Umm, I have just seen something very disturbing, Lockhart, Hagrid, and Grawp are all in bunny suits placing what look like Easter Eggs all around St. Mungo's. It doesn't look quite right.

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A-is-for-Amy - Apr 11, 2004 5:54 am (#656 of 2965)

You know, if you put little corks on their fangs these little guys are quite cuddly!

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Liz Mann - Apr 11, 2004 12:01 pm (#657 of 2965)

I know! We'll put something sticky on the floor and then when they get stuck in it we'll round them up! Now where did I put that six-month old jello?

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prof sprout - Apr 11, 2004 11:15 pm (#658 of 2965)

Oh my, I went away for vacation, and you guy bred something. Oh my. I'm sure Hagrid will adopt them. He needs something new to teach to the children anyway.

**a pen pops out of wand to house the beasts while Hagrid changes out of his bunny costume. **

Here is an Easter basket for everyone, I have real grass growing in each one, and if you look hard there are those caffeine leaves also. There are fresh flowers and fruit in each one. They are all from my garden and are perfectly safe. I'm pretty sure you are all tired of chocolate.

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Viola Intonada - Apr 12, 2004 1:45 am (#659 of 2965)

Tired of chocolate? I'm sorry, but I don't understand. What is "tired of chocolate"? I NEVER get tired of chocolate.

Thank you so much for the Easter baskets Prof. Sprout. They are quite lovely. *Gets out wand, changes everything to chocolate*

Oh look! I found an Easter egg. It's green and kind of giggly. Hmmm, maybe I shouldn't eat it.... It's Easter, of course I have to eat it. Oh no, it was made of Lime Jello. AAHHHHH.

* Looks around for more eggs* Oooo, I found a big one. *Breaks open egg* Alright, a chocolate bunny! *immediately bites ears off, chokes, spits out ears* EEeewww, it was a chocolate covered bunny. I think I have lost my appetite for Easter eggs now.

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Blast - Apr 12, 2004 10:12 am (#660 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 12, 2004 3:13 am

Well, I guess we’re off to the Great White North – the Eh’s have a Sasquatch as their mascot. He's my cousin B.T.W. Nice guy, just a little hairy. Maybe we can bring him back, die his fur purple and let him loose. He's pretty brainy too, speaks Gobbledegook and Mermish. No need to bring the chocolate - we can stock up on some there, it's usually half price after Easter.

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Gina R Snape - Apr 12, 2004 3:15 pm (#661 of 2965)

Oooh, maybe we should bring our little fanged chicks as a mascot and let them run loose round the competing team.

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prof sprout - Apr 12, 2004 3:56 pm (#662 of 2965)

Stick around Gina, you are so close to your post you have been trying to achieve.

I was worried you'd be tired of chocolate because of the little "puffskins" came from some "chocolate. " Be careful about finding the Easter eggs that were hidden around St. Mungos, I don't know what is in them.

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PyroGrl - Apr 12, 2004 4:25 pm (#663 of 2965)

I am helping Gina to achieve her goal...

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PyroGrl - Apr 12, 2004 4:25 pm (#664 of 2965)

...of post 666. OK, one more post and then it's mine! Er...sorry, YOURS, Gina. *hides*

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Denise P. - Apr 12, 2004 4:41 pm (#665 of 2965)

*peers through the monitor, trying to see Gina pacing while hitting the reload button to make post 666*

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Gina R Snape - Apr 12, 2004 5:27 pm (#666 of 2965)

Oooooh, I nearly missed it! Had work to do...

You guys truly bring a tear to my eye! So sweet to think of me.

Now I've hit the St. Mungo's thread and Sev's thread. I think my mission is complete. *exhale*

Clearly, this must've been a manifestation of an Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder... and why I am a permanent resident of St. Mungo's! (That and my unending love for Severus Snape, but I shall never seek a 'cure' for that).

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prof sprout - Apr 12, 2004 5:30 pm (#667 of 2965)

I have been waiting to post. So you could have your spotlight. Just be careful pyro doesn't delete one of her posts and make me #666. Surprised)

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Pinky - Apr 12, 2004 5:32 pm (#668 of 2965)

WOO HOO! This calls for a celebration! I'm so excited! When I loaded the Forum page, it only showed 665 posts here. I got all nervous wondering if Gina was going to make it, and when I clicked on the thread, she had already posted! *happy dance*

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Emily - Apr 12, 2004 7:57 pm (#669 of 2965)

Nooooo! - it was 663 when I started catching up on this thread! I thought I could make it! Congratulations, Gina! (Shows me for leaving for 2 days!)

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Blast - Apr 12, 2004 9:44 pm (#670 of 2965)

Hey kids, are we leaving tonight? The other team has invited us to a cookout, for dessert they are having Beaver Tails. They are like a large doughnut with maple syrup and icing sugar served warm, mmmmmmm. Pyro did you draw a picture of the Marauders? If you did I couldn't see it on your website. How are the little fanged fuzzballs doing?

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dobbyiscool - Apr 12, 2004 9:49 pm (#671 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 12, 2004 2:54 pm

Let's leave soon. What are we taking down there again? We seem to be running out of vehicles. I better go back... Let's see... bat, check... spare strait jacket, check...

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PyroGrl - Apr 12, 2004 9:51 pm (#672 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 12, 2004 2:52 pm

Marauders? No, not me. Hmm...

ALERT!! ALERT!! POSSIBLE IMPOSTER!!

*Gasps*

Oh! Perhaps...no, it couldn't be...but I bet it is...

My old rival.

John (who called himself "Pyro").

I betcha it's him!

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Liz Mann - Apr 12, 2004 10:20 pm (#673 of 2965)

John??

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PyroGrl - Apr 13, 2004 12:24 am (#674 of 2965)

Liz, remember Istari's birthday? Yeah. That John.

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Viola Intonada - Apr 13, 2004 1:44 am (#675 of 2965)

I'm not the greatest at making portkeys, but here goes. I have all of these leftover Easter eggs, I'll just change each one into a portkey for Canada. *Waves wand*

Alright everyone, take an egg, I set them to leave in 30 minutes, so you had better hurry.

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dobbyiscool - Apr 13, 2004 2:06 am (#676 of 2965)

**reaches for an egg**

I don't know much about Canada, but I'm not sure if this is the place... Are there palm trees in Canada?

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Blast - Apr 13, 2004 2:30 am (#677 of 2965)

Yeah, great big palm trees, only they have pointy needles on them.

Can we sing the lumberjack song on the way? Condolences out to Weird Al, he just lost his mom and dad on the weekend. Pyro, do the Canucks play Quidditch over ice?

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A-is-for-Amy - Apr 13, 2004 3:02 am (#678 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 12, 2004 8:03 pm

Thanks for the egg! Will it still work if I eat it? Technically I'll still be in contact with it, you know.

*sings* I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay! I sleep all night and I work all day! I cut down trees, I eat my lunch....

Is that the Lumberjack song you were talking about? Sorry about singing off key! I couldn't carry a tune in a bucket most days.

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Emily - Apr 13, 2004 1:22 pm (#679 of 2965)

*Reaches for the last egg*

Hey guys! Guys? *gasp* Oh no - there's no one here. And I'm pretty sure there aren't rain forests in Canada!

*Wakes up* Oh, what a weird dr - They've all left!

*Wakes up* etc.

[wow, by the time I'm awake, they really will have left!]

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Viola Intonada - Apr 13, 2004 5:45 pm (#680 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 13, 2004 10:45 am

Don't worry, I left several buckets of eggs that will be leaving at 30 minute intervals.

Dobby, sorry about that. *blushes* Can you use your House Elf powers to come join us?

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Liz Mann - Apr 13, 2004 6:24 pm (#681 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 13, 2004 11:25 am

*hops off bedpan*

Well, what do you know? I decided to take my bedpan instead of the portkey and I'm the only one who's arrived at the pitch.

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dobbyiscool - Apr 13, 2004 8:35 pm (#682 of 2965)

CRASH! Dobby is hear, sirs and ma'ams. Wait a moment! Liz Mann is the only one here. Where is everyone?

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Blast - Apr 13, 2004 8:52 pm (#683 of 2965)

Here's the float, not too bad a ride, I even picked up a few hitchhikers. They say they're the Hanson Brothers and they play hockey. But they are quite interested in Quidditch.

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*Hermionefan(#1) - Apr 13, 2004 9:26 pm (#684 of 2965)

I'm here, ready to cheer, GOOO MANIACS!

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Ticker - Apr 13, 2004 9:47 pm (#685 of 2965)

(Big sulfur burp) Well I made it, but Amy, I don't recommend eating your port-key. You know that hooked feeling behind your navel? It's much worse when it actually is within your navel.

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A-is-for-Amy - Apr 13, 2004 10:09 pm (#686 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 13, 2004 3:09 pm

OOOF! You should have told me before. UGh. At Least I got here. I'll be happy to cheer, but I don't think I should jump up and down for an hour or so... it's not easy being green.

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Sabotage - Apr 13, 2004 11:08 pm (#687 of 2965)

Oh gosh! You people must have obsessive compulsive disorder (no offense, I'd have it too if I could get on the computer everyday) Now I will need another summary! Yo! Pyro! Pass the salve! I have a bit of egg-se-ma! And I thought you got it from eating peanut butter! Boy was I wrong! I got it from eating an Adders Fork and Newts Tail sandwich.

Well, see you mentals on the weekend! Ciao!

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Viola Intonada - Apr 14, 2004 2:18 am (#688 of 2965)

Well, Sabby, why on earth do you think we were all committed to St. Mungo's in the first place?!?

Is the team all here now? Are there butterflies out here in Canada now?

The Hanson brothers would make perfect Beaters on a quidditch team Blast.

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PyroGrl - Apr 14, 2004 2:58 am (#689 of 2965)

Canucks playing Quidditch over ice...Well, I don't think they would, since they're the Vancouver Canucks and they don't get a lot of ice or snow there. So nope, but we're in the Albertan Rockies and we're playing above Lake Louise in Banff (yes, the playing site switched AGAIN) and there is a bit of thin ice. So, don't fall in!!

BTW - it snowed here last night, JUST after ALL of it melted! And two days ago it was warm enough to wear a tank top!

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dobbyiscool - Apr 14, 2004 3:21 am (#690 of 2965)

Dobby is ready to play, but if the Hanson brothers would make better beaters, I will return to my position as waterelf.

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PyroGrl - Apr 14, 2004 3:33 am (#691 of 2965)

Psht! Hanson can join our cheerleaders. They have long enough hair.

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A-is-for-Amy - Apr 14, 2004 3:42 am (#692 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 13, 2004 8:42 pm

Hey now! Don't be foisting them off on us! We can cheer just fine without them!! Where is everyone? Istari was supposed to take over my spot as a chaser. Let's get this game started and get going to the next game before Japan starts sending us howlers for being late (again).

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PyroGrl - Apr 14, 2004 3:48 am (#693 of 2965)

Oh, look who it is! It's Bi Crikey! She's come to announce for us! OK, the referee has started the match. Let's go!! Off in search of the Snitch...WATCH WHERE YOU AIM THAT BLUDGER, EH?!

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SHEla WOLFsbane - Apr 14, 2004 7:24 am (#694 of 2965)

*Grabs an egg... Waits 30 mins... nothing!!!*

*Grabs another egg... Waits 29 1/2 minutes, and quickly changes her mind and grabs a different egg... *

Woah!!! First time travelling by port key!

*Lands dangerously close to some thin ice.*

Boy, am I glad I brought along some of those nice sweaters that got made up from that NZ wool...

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Fawkes Forever - Apr 14, 2004 9:15 am (#695 of 2965)

Oh dear... *grabs portkey egg* am I late? Sorry got stuck in the 'Leave me alone, I'm eating chocolate' ward! Then I had to borrow a cheerleading outfit from Hagrid... hmmm, did I really eat all that chocolate! Not to worry Madam Poppy found me stuck in the stairwell & performed a nifty little reduction charm.... hmmm, if I could only learn it, I could market it.... *maugh haugh haugh*

Amy.... I agree... I'd sooner tickle a sleeping dragon than let Hanson be on the cheering squad... nope, nadda, NO WAY! Their hair is just way nicer than mine ... I'm jealous!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Maniacs!

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Blast - Apr 14, 2004 10:05 am (#696 of 2965)

Ah the beauty of the Rockies, I see a couple of moose, some bears, some mountain goats, and a wolverine. Is that their team?

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Emily - Apr 14, 2004 1:48 pm (#697 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 14, 2004 6:49 am

*Finally decides to just fly over on bedpan, after about 10 port-eggs didn't work*

Right, I'm here!

GOOOOOOOOO MANIACS!

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Liz Mann - Apr 14, 2004 3:35 pm (#698 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 14, 2004 8:35 am

*grabs the Quaffle and passes to Tinker*

Yes, Blast that is their team.

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Ticker - Apr 14, 2004 4:40 pm (#699 of 2965)

(Misses the quaffle while untangling self from moose antlers...) Oh no!

Dobby, if you think that was bad, you should have seen what that moose did to Harry. hint, hint...

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Ticker - Apr 14, 2004 7:00 pm (#700 of 2965)

Oh, I love Banff! It's so beautiful! I feel I should tell you though, I'm not used to ugly hummingbirds that suck blood. (What? Are you sure those are mosquitos?) Good thing we're here early in the season! (Performs a freezing charm on self since it would be too hard to play with a strong enough wind to blow them away.)

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prof sprout - Apr 14, 2004 7:53 pm (#701 of 2965)

Okay Maniacs, it’s Poppy's Birthday today, so we have to win this game for her. If she pops in during the game, (or even after) could the Cheerleaders think of a good cheer for her?

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Liz Mann - Apr 14, 2004 8:06 pm (#702 of 2965)

Guys, stop staring at the animals and stay focused on the game! *gets hit by Bludger* OW! Perhaps I should stay focused too.

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Blast - Apr 14, 2004 8:11 pm (#703 of 2965)

Hey - that wolverine got into the canary creams!!! The bears are okay - just give them a couple of butterbeers, it will calm them down.

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A-is-for-Amy - Apr 14, 2004 8:33 pm (#704 of 2965)

Gimme a "P"! Gimme an "O"! Gimme a "P"! Gimme another "P"! Gimme a "Y"! What does that Spell? POPPY! Happy, Happy Birthday, Poppy dear! Happy days will come to you all year! If I had one wish then it would be, a Happy, Happy Birthday to you from me!

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Liz Mann - Apr 14, 2004 9:17 pm (#705 of 2965)

Bravo!!

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*Hermionefan(#1) - Apr 14, 2004 9:21 pm (#706 of 2965)

Happy birthday Poppy, from all of us to you, if we win this Quidditch match I'll make your wish come true!

Doesn't make too much sense to me... oh well.

GOOO MANIACS!

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dobbyiscool - Apr 14, 2004 9:29 pm (#707 of 2965)

WHO'S HURTING HARRY POTTER???? *keeps a bludger from hitting Pyro's head, then smacks the other team's keeper square in the chest, causing them to fall to the ground*

Whoa, that ice must be really hard to land on...

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A-is-for-Amy - Apr 14, 2004 9:35 pm (#708 of 2965)

Where has Istari gone? We're down a chaser!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOoooOOooO MAnIacS!!!

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Acceber - Apr 14, 2004 11:35 pm (#709 of 2965)

Happy Birthday Poppy (again)! We shall win for you! Er, rather, everyone who is actually playing shall win for you .

GOOOOOOOO MANIACS!!!!!

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PyroGrl - Apr 15, 2004 12:06 am (#710 of 2965)

Why does the Snitch have to be down by the ice? Oh look, there are the band members!! Anyhoo...*sighs reluctantly* I hate ice.

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Viola Intonada - Apr 15, 2004 2:08 am (#711 of 2965)

Happy Birthday Poppy!

Abby, where are you? We need some Abby 'fetti for Poppy's birthday.

Dobby, The Hanson brothers can't ride bedpans very well. We still need you as a beater. See those animals over there? They all want to hurt Harry, okay?

So is the other team using brooms, or are all brooms in Canada designated for curling?

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PyroGrl - Apr 15, 2004 2:11 am (#712 of 2965)

The other team is using the Icicle 500, a brand new silver broom specially designed for all sorts of weather, especially cold and snowy. We have a speed advantage, though! *zooms toward ice, then stops* I don't like ice!! I don't like ice!! *starts crying as the Canadian Ehs' seeker starts to chase Snitch*

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SHEla WOLFsbane - Apr 15, 2004 5:55 am (#713 of 2965)

Happy Birthday Poppy!!!

GOOOO PYROOOOO!!!! Remember I have extra sweaters to help warm you up AFTER you catch the snitch... Gooo Pyroooo!!!

To help make the cold, and ice more bearable, remember that if it were warmer, those blood sucking humming birds that like to call themselves mosquitoes would be even worse!!!

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Emily - Apr 15, 2004 1:31 pm (#714 of 2965)

Pyro - melt the ice, for goodness' sake! Are you a witch or not?

GOOOO MANIACS!

Belated Happy Birthday, Poppy!

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Ticker - Apr 15, 2004 2:47 pm (#715 of 2965)

*Meanwhile, Ticker grabs the quaffle from a distracted bear, leaving him with a large tankard of butterbeer.*

All right Liz, here you go. Don't let the wolverine get it or we'll never get it back.

ISTARI!!!!!! Yooooou-whoooooo!

*passes the quaffle back & forth with Liz over the moose - mooses? meece? bearing down on the wolverine who suddenly bowls over backwards with a great shot from Dobby...*

Woohooo!!! Liz scores! Let's do it again before the keeper recovers!

*Suddenly notices a large geyser erupting under the snitch.*

Wow Pyro! That was quite a melting spell!

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Liz Mann - Apr 15, 2004 7:27 pm (#716 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 15, 2004 12:28 pm

Go Pyro!

Tinker, catch! *throws Quaffle* Put it through the hoop, quick, the Keeper hasn't recovered yet from Dobby's attack...

The plural of moose is also moose, by the way... Meece! Sounds like Jinx the cat! (It is Jinx, isn't it?)

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dobbyiscool - Apr 15, 2004 9:02 pm (#717 of 2965)

*Hits one Bludger at the back of one of the other team's beaters*

Ha! That's what you get for hurting Harry Potter! Now you guys have two players who are... er... currently unavailable!

*Tries to hit other beater, but this guy caught on and dodged it*

Unfortunately for him, a chaser was behind him, and is now off her Icicle 500, and landed on the snow.

Hey, there was the snitch! *Hits the back of their seeker's broom with the bludger*

Whoa, who knew that would cause him to spin around in midair like that! Ha! Now he's zooming off in the wrong direction!

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Blast - Apr 15, 2004 9:43 pm (#718 of 2965)

Go Pyro! *stops the Quaffle and passes it up to Ticker* Boy, that Butterbeer is strong for bears too.

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Acceber - Apr 15, 2004 9:54 pm (#719 of 2965)

I don't have anything else to say:

GOOOOOO MANIACS!

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Ticker - Apr 15, 2004 11:57 pm (#720 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 15, 2004 4:58 pm

*Grabs quaffle & races in front of the stands where our fans are maniacally out-cheering the Eh?'s fans, carefully not looking at Hagrid in spandex cheerleaders outfit...*

Liz, did you tell Istari about the game? *passes to Liz* Did she get an egg? *catches & rolls away from mountain goat*

Is she wandering about in Japan wondering where we're at?

*tosses back to Liz, who gracefully arcs over falling moose*

What's the score anyway? *grabs quaffle out of midair & feints the middle hoop & scores through the left goal*

We rock, you know. Heh, heh - in the rockies - what else?

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dobbyiscool - Apr 16, 2004 12:11 am (#721 of 2965)

Yeah! That goal makes the score 10-50, Maniacs! GOOOO MANIACS!

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Emily - Apr 16, 2004 12:29 am (#722 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 15, 2004 5:30 pm

Come on Maniacs! Catch that snitch, Pyro! We promise to get you somewhere warm after the match, yes we know you don't like ice, but you have to win first!

Go go, Maniacs, go go!

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Viola Intonada - Apr 16, 2004 1:23 am (#723 of 2965)

Go Pyro! Go Pyro, Go!

Speaking of missing teammates, there are quite a few inmates that haven't been around much lately. Could they possibly have eaten too much lime jello? Has the staff been running secret tests on them? Did the manicurists that visited us during the party get them? Where are they? I'm getting paranoid, who is going to disappear next?

*runs around in circles screaming, trips on a root, comes back to what little sense she has*

Pyro! Watch out for that snow drift! *covers eyes* Well at least the snitch disappeared again.

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Ticker - Apr 16, 2004 7:06 pm (#724 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 16, 2004 12:06 pm

*Goes to eat a corn-dog while Liz argues with the wolverine - overheard: Well, look! If you're going to shred the quaffle each time you catch it, you can't blame us for throwing multiple pieces through your hoops!*

Score: Eh's - 10

Maniacs - 90 & 3/4

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Emily - Apr 16, 2004 8:20 pm (#725 of 2965)

*beeep* And now to interrupt your normally scheduled Quidditch game:

I, Emily, have discovered a plot by the staff of St. Mungo’s to take over the world! I was out to eat (on a special pass, I swear!) and what do I see at the desert bar, but *dun dun dunnnn* Lime Green Jello. Unfortunately, my friends refused to believe that there was anything wrong with it, and they actually ate it. I feel it is my responsibility to bring to light this alarming action by the ones who hold us hostage. I urge you to take every precaution against said Jello entering your body. CONSTANT VIGILANCE! And remember, do what is right, not what is easy, no matter how good it is, do not eat it!

Thank you, you may go back to your regularly scheduled Quidditch match *beeeep*

*Emily gets dragged off the pitch by the 'nice' men in white coats, still screaming - It's true, I tell you, truuuuueeeeeee! Not the Jello, anything but the Jello! No more nasty, attention seeking lies- I pr-*

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Liz Mann - Apr 16, 2004 9:09 pm (#726 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 16, 2004 2:09 pm

In response to Tinker's post number 720: Oops.

Gasp! Emily! Dobby, you see those men in white coats that are dragging Emily away? They want to hurt Harry!

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dobbyiscool - Apr 16, 2004 11:26 pm (#727 of 2965)

*Hits both bludgers in just two swings, knocking the white lab coat guys off their feet*

Run, Emily, Run! (sorry, Forest Gump moment there)

Hurry, get back on your bedpan and rejoin the game!

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Blast - Apr 17, 2004 1:07 am (#728 of 2965)

Don't worry Emily, I'll take care of those men in the white coats!

*grabs a couple of chocolate frogs, “Portus,” and throws them at the men, they catch the frogs and disappear*

They're gone into cell 40 in Azkaban, and with all the paperwork it will be a couple of days before they get out. Hey, I see the Snitch, it's on the back of Dobby's bedpan.

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Istari Jones - Apr 17, 2004 2:03 am (#729 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 16, 2004 7:03 pm

*Screeches to a halt with a loud SCREEEEEEEEE!!* Sorry I'm late guys, it won't happen again, I promise! At least for a few days. So the score's 10 to 90&3/4, huh? *Warms up bedpans*

I know those Icicle 500 are pretty fast, but I bought a few cans of good ol' Canadian Maple syrup, heh, heh *pours it all over the ground near their Sasquatch mascot and the Canadian Eh's feet* GRAB THAT SNITCH!

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dobbyiscool - Apr 17, 2004 3:06 am (#730 of 2965)

PYRO!!! WATCH WHERE YOU’RE GOING! YOU’RE COMMING RIGHT AT ME!

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Liz Mann - Apr 17, 2004 1:20 pm (#731 of 2965)

Comming?

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Emily - Apr 17, 2004 2:26 pm (#732 of 2965)

Whew! Thanks Elf Girl and Blast! Emily knew you were great, but of your kindness I knew not.

Go Pyro! Go Pyro!

*Waves pom-poms madly in the air, because she still doesn't know what to do with them*

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*Hermionefan(#1) - Apr 17, 2004 3:40 pm (#733 of 2965)

GOOO MANIACS!!! Keep it up, keep it up! Catch that Snitch! GOO PYRO!

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PyroGrl - Apr 17, 2004 5:48 pm (#734 of 2965)

**Crashes headlong into mountain**

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Sabotage - Apr 17, 2004 9:28 pm (#735 of 2965)

OH NO! Pyro! Are you okay?! Get up! Catch the snitch!

Oh no... is that blood? *vomits all over the stands* *vomits again* *faints*

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Acceber - Apr 17, 2004 10:18 pm (#736 of 2965)

Pyro! Sabby! Are you guys OK? Where are those mediwizards when we need them?

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Liz Mann - Apr 17, 2004 10:35 pm (#737 of 2965)

I'm calling a time out! Does anyone have any fainting fancies? We can feed Sabby the 'cure' end. Where's Madam Poppy??

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PyroGrl - Apr 18, 2004 1:46 am (#738 of 2965)

*Is lying very still on the thin ice*

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Viola Intonada - Apr 18, 2004 1:51 am (#739 of 2965)

Quick, someone get Pyro off the ice before she falls through!

Welcome back Istari, we missed you.

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PyroGrl - Apr 18, 2004 1:54 am (#740 of 2965)

**CRACK**

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Marie E. - Apr 18, 2004 5:14 am (#741 of 2965)

Someone hurry, before we have a pyrocicle!

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Blast - Apr 18, 2004 6:08 am (#742 of 2965)

Wingardium Leviosa Pyro! Okay she's in the air off the ice. Now someone get her a Pepper Up potion.

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Acceber - Apr 18, 2004 2:39 pm (#743 of 2965)

*fetches Pepper Up from mediwizards* Here pyro, hope this helps.

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prof sprout - Apr 18, 2004 3:09 pm (#744 of 2965)

Whew, that was close, I got stuck at my side job, (tax preparer.)

Well, I don't know where Poppy is right now, but here is some of the stuff I got from WWW store. I think this will stop the bleeding.

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Istari Jones - Apr 18, 2004 6:39 pm (#745 of 2965)

Eeeeewww! Who threw up all over the stands? Yucko!

Quick, give Pyro this Pepper-up potion...Look! She has the Snitch! It's glued to her hand with frozen maple syrup! We've won!

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dobbyiscool - Apr 18, 2004 6:57 pm (#746 of 2965)

Yeah! Go Pyro! Nice save!

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PyroGrl - Apr 18, 2004 7:33 pm (#747 of 2965)

Huh? *looks at Snitch* Fool, it's gold.

GOLD!! I had no idea we had gold in the ROCKIES!!

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Liz Mann - Apr 18, 2004 7:38 pm (#748 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 18, 2004 12:39 pm

Well, the other team doesn't have to know that! Maybe we can stick wings on it and tell the other team it's the Snitch.

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PyroGrl - Apr 18, 2004 8:35 pm (#749 of 2965)

If this isn't the Snitch...then where is the REAL one?? ARGH! The Ehs' Seeker is gonna get it! Hurry up, Chasers, I don't think I can get it!!

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Liz Mann - Apr 18, 2004 9:36 pm (#750 of 2965)

The Ehs Seeker has almost got it! *a Bludger flies out of nowhere and knocks the other Seeker off course* Whoa. Nice timing. Who hit that?
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Posts 751 to 800: Hitching a Ride on a Reindeer . . . or Bullwinkle

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Blast - Apr 18, 2004 9:39 pm (#751 of 2965)

Dobby is a demon with that bat. Hey Pyro, the Snitch is over here by the hoops.

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Acceber - Apr 18, 2004 10:05 pm (#752 of 2965)

Go Pyro, go! Fly faster! You're almost there now! Goooooooo!

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dobbyiscool - Apr 18, 2004 11:23 pm (#753 of 2965)

Man, you think that seeker would know by now not to go after the snitch. I hit him every time...

Fly, Pyro, fly, the other seeker is searching down by the other hoops, so it's all yours!

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PyroGrl - Apr 18, 2004 11:46 pm (#754 of 2965)

**reaches, falls off broom, Snitch flies up sleeve** Heeeey!! Doooeeees thaaaaaat cooooouuuu- *falls through ice*

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Viola Intonada - Apr 19, 2004 1:39 am (#755 of 2965)

*Blows whistle* Pyro has caught the snitch. The St. Mungo Maniacs win!!!!!!!

* Zooms on bedpan down to the ice where Pyro was last seen. Searches frantically*

Help, someone help!

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PyroGrl - Apr 19, 2004 2:08 am (#756 of 2965)

Canadian Ehs: *snort giggle snort snort*

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PyroGrl - Apr 19, 2004 2:36 am (#757 of 2965)

* is mostly dead* (remember, there is a difference between mostly dead and all dead!!)

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Blast - Apr 19, 2004 5:02 am (#758 of 2965)

*Pyro is pushed up through the ice by a giant tentacle.*

Hey, look who came to the match! Thanks for getting Pyro, Squiddy.

It's okay, if there's anything that can bring Pyro around, it is this: *transforms a chipmunk into Johnny Depp.*

Hey, we won! Hurray for us, butterbeer all around.

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Acceber - Apr 19, 2004 2:10 pm (#759 of 2965)

*raises butterbeer into air*~ Cheers! Congrats Pyro!

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Liz Mann - Apr 19, 2004 3:12 pm (#760 of 2965)

Woohoo #1 Trophy

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dobbyiscool - Apr 19, 2004 9:27 pm (#761 of 2965)

Yeah!!! Nice, er, um, "catch", Pyro! Here, drink some more butterbeer, it'll warm you up.

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Viola Intonada - Apr 19, 2004 9:37 pm (#762 of 2965)

Mostly dead, whew, let me find Miracle Max to bring her back to life. Does anybody have any money? Or a really good reason why she should be back to life?

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dobbyiscool - Apr 19, 2004 9:42 pm (#763 of 2965)

Viola!!! Pyro is our best seeker! Then again, she is also our only seeker, so that in itself is a good reason to keep her around.

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Liz Mann - Apr 19, 2004 9:50 pm (#764 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 19, 2004 2:55 pm

You can be our replacement Seeker, Dobby. (Just kidding!) I've already sent for the mediwizards.


Actually, here's a thought. Maybe, Pyro, we could let you die... hear me out!... then you'd be a ghost and you wouldn't even need your bedpan! And you wouldn't get injured anymore, and you could turn invisible and look for the Snitch without interference!

Of course, it's irreversible and you'd never be able to eat jello again.

What'd you think?

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Emily - Apr 19, 2004 9:56 pm (#765 of 2965)

Go Pyro! And for our best seeker, I think I can spare a couple of Galleons (a couple only, mind )

By the way, that's one of my favorite movies!

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PyroGrl - Apr 19, 2004 11:51 pm (#766 of 2965)

Nah, I'll pass up the chance to be a ghost, thanks.

*pouts* That's how he looks in POTC! I like Chocolat, or Secret Window, thank you very much.

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Viola Intonada - Apr 20, 2004 1:07 am (#767 of 2965)

Well, I will find out if Miracle Max will do it for 4 galleons and because she is our seeker.

*Goes to confer with MM*

Alright, he says he will do it, but only because he is afraid of the squid.

We need to put this chocolate-covered blob in Pyro's mouth, and she should be back to normal in about an hour.

(Emily, it is one of my very favorites also, Have you read the book?)

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A-is-for-Amy - Apr 20, 2004 1:07 am (#768 of 2965)

Hey Viola! If you find Miracle Max, ask him if he has a holocaust cloak in my size!

You okay Pyro?

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PyroGrl - Apr 20, 2004 1:08 am (#769 of 2965)

I think I'll live. *wink*

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Fawkes Forever - Apr 20, 2004 9:45 am (#770 of 2965)

It's a miracle! *throws more butterbeer at Pyro* Woohooo! Pyro, you know, I think that was your most spectacular catch ever!

Victory Pyramid Squad.... oh & if you get that Holocaust Cloak Amy.... can I borrow it to cover up Hagrid.....

*puts hand over eyes & turns to talk to Hagrid*

Emmm, Hagrid.... if you wouldn't mind not bouncing up & down.... the ice is a little thin as it is ... *crack* Oh dear!

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Blast - Apr 20, 2004 11:21 am (#771 of 2965)

Be careful of the Canadian butterbeer, it's a lot stronger than we’re used to and we don't want any accident. Hey, how come there's a toad that kind of looks like Snape? OOOPS, sorry about that Severus.

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prof sprout - Apr 20, 2004 2:07 pm (#772 of 2965)

I love that movie also, I read the book after I had seen the movie like a hundred times, both were good. I'm glad Pyro will be okay. She is always getting into "trouble" with things, I think we need to put her in a "bubble" so she doesn't hurt herself.

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Viola Intonada - Apr 20, 2004 5:14 pm (#773 of 2965)

I'm sorry Amy, Miracle Max is all out of Holocaust Cloaks, gave his last one to a big giant guy.

Run, Fawkes, run!!!

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prof sprout - Apr 20, 2004 5:28 pm (#774 of 2965)

Andre the Giant was the coolest. Surprised) and so was Fesik.

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Liz Mann - Apr 20, 2004 7:26 pm (#775 of 2965)

When Pyro is recovered, I've booked our next match. It's in Arabia!

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prof sprout - Apr 20, 2004 7:51 pm (#776 of 2965)

Sorry Liz, it is to Japan, the match has been postponed many times, Arabia is after Japan.

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Liz Mann - Apr 20, 2004 8:26 pm (#777 of 2965)

Oh, okay.

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Ticker - Apr 20, 2004 11:46 pm (#778 of 2965)

Ugh. Look at me.

That corndog did NOT agree.

Stop rhyming! I mean it!

Anybody want a peanut?

Hooray for pyro! I knew you'd get it first!

Nice to see you made it Istari! Just in the nick of time too. *Pulls a frozen stick out of the ice..* Ooooh, look! Maple Ice! How nice!

I've got to check out for a few weeks while we're closer to my home, my brother is visiting. If you go to Japan before mid-May, someone should take my place since I don't know how well the floo network is working there.

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A-is-for-Amy - Apr 20, 2004 11:56 pm (#779 of 2965)

I'll pick up your spot if needed, though I'll have to have someone put a silencing charm on me. The one and only time I ever attempted to speak Japanese, I insulted some general's daughter, and committed myself to buying a failing dojo somewhere I can't even pronounce, and I may have promised to marry an old man named "Al" (or something like that). It wasn't a pretty sight, I'm afraid. Perhaps I should drink Polyjuice and just go as Ticker?

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PyroGrl - Apr 21, 2004 12:35 am (#780 of 2965)

*cackles evilly*

Double, double, toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble!! By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes!!

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Sabotage - Apr 21, 2004 1:57 am (#781 of 2965)

Open locks, whoever knocks!!

* wakes up* Where am I?

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PyroGrl - Apr 21, 2004 2:02 am (#782 of 2965)

You're in Canada, dude. Are you coming with us? We're going back home for a rest before going to Japan.

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Fawkes Forever - Apr 21, 2004 8:02 am (#783 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 21, 2004 1:05 am

I'm running Viola... I'm running . . .

*tries to run, but the ice is making it impossible... ends up flapping arms maniacally (pardon the pun) like a demented windmill, legs spinning in a Scooby style run. Then slips on ice & falls on backside*

Ahh..ooooh I meant to do that... new Cheerleading move that I'm working on .... honest. So then.... Japan it is, or back to St Mungos for a quick break? Either way just make sure Hagrid keeps that cloak on.... or else, could someone find him a t-shirt & jogging bottoms (sweat pants)... they could be emblazoned with the Maniacs crest & would look a bit more 'respectable'... hee hee!

No Severus.... you can't have one.....

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Blast - Apr 21, 2004 10:33 am (#784 of 2965)

The land of the rising sun, cherry blossoms and rice, how nice. Let's go get ‘em, keep an eye out for Godzilla et al. They've been known to snack on a few Quidditch teams in the past.

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Liz Mann - Apr 21, 2004 2:57 pm (#785 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 21, 2004 7:57 am

Let's hop back on our bedpans and go back to the hospital. I wonder if the staff have woken up from that sleeping draft I gave them yet.

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prof sprout - Apr 21, 2004 3:34 pm (#786 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 21, 2004 8:49 am

Liz, I have to ask, what is the “Save GOF” about? I've seen it on a couple of avatars?

Yes let’s get back to St. Mungo's and thaw out. We will leave for Japan from there.

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Liz Mann - Apr 21, 2004 3:57 pm (#787 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 21, 2004 8:58 am



Save Goblet of Fire! It's a campaign to make the movie longer than two and a half hours (more fuel's been added to the fire since the news that the Dursleys won't be in it ). Click here to sign the petition! (Then go to the vote thread on the other forum )

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Acceber - Apr 21, 2004 5:39 pm (#788 of 2965)

When should we leave for St. Mungo's again? And how will we get there? Who's driving (not pyro)? Bah, too many questions and no answers.

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A-is-for-Amy - Apr 21, 2004 6:08 pm (#789 of 2965)

Well, since I ate my portkey, I'm not sure HOW we're getting home. Do we still have that Santa Clause float?

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Liz Mann - Apr 21, 2004 6:52 pm (#790 of 2965)

On our bedpans, I guess.

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dobbyiscool - Apr 21, 2004 8:17 pm (#791 of 2965)

Dobby is not riding this bedpan all the way back to St. Mungo's!

*with a crack, Dobby apparates to the "Caught Impersonating a Non-Human Harry Potter Character Ward", leaving all ya'll to ride the bed pans*

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Viola Intonada - Apr 21, 2004 11:58 pm (#792 of 2965)

Are there any Hippogriffs we could tame and use here in Canada? How about those reindeer over there. Reindeer can fly!

*Goes chasing after reindeer*

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Pinky - Apr 22, 2004 12:12 pm (#793 of 2965)

*watches Dobby in awe*

Wow! All I have to do is make a loud cracking noise, and I'll end up back at St. Mungo's.

*runs head first into the wall with a loud crack*

Ow! Hmmm.... that wasn't loud enough apparently.

*throws self down stairs and hits bottom with a loud crack*

Oooooh.... that hurt! I guess that wasn't loud enough either.

*throws arm out for Knight Bus and then steps into it's path*

Hey - it didn't hit me! I'm sure that would have made a loud enough crack! What are these men in white coats doing to me? Oh, they're taking me to St. Mungo's? This wasn't quite the way Dobby did it, but I guess it works.....

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prof sprout - Apr 22, 2004 3:44 pm (#794 of 2965)

Oh, Pinky I hope you are all right. Whoever can't catch a reindeer, can take a couple of port keys I've made. Extra points to the one who can find the reindeer with the nose that glows! On its own, no spells to enchant it.

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Istari Jones - Apr 22, 2004 5:43 pm (#795 of 2965)

Engorgio! I can't find a reindeer, but I've enlarged a mosquito for the trip! Anyone want a lift? Congrats, Pyro! Hey, why does Johnny Depp keep stuffing nuts in his cheeks???

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PyroGrl - Apr 22, 2004 9:57 pm (#796 of 2965)

Er...what?!

I really really, really, wanna drive! Please gimme another chance!!

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Viola Intonada - Apr 23, 2004 1:14 am (#797 of 2965)

I have my reindeer. Nope, I didn't win, he doesn't have a shiny nose.

Pyro, there is a whole herd just over the other side of that mountain there. You can drive your own reindeer. Just make sure it doesn't have a self-destruct button first. hehehe

On Donner, off to St. Mungo's we go.

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Blast - Apr 23, 2004 2:44 am (#798 of 2965)

I've got a moose, says his name is Bullwinkle and that he has a squirrel friend named Rocky, and they've put me in St. Mungo's. Alley oop, hey that squirrel really does fly, I'm just going to put a little engorgement charm on him.

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A-is-for-Amy - Apr 23, 2004 3:11 am (#799 of 2965)

I can't catch a reindeer, because every time I try to get near one, I sneeze and accidentally breathe fire at them. They don't like that. I must be allergic to them.

Heck with it,I still have my dragon wings...I'll just fly myself! If I get tired, I'm sure there'll be islands and cruise ships and cargo ship along the way for resting. See you all back "home".

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Blast - Apr 23, 2004 9:58 am (#800 of 2965)

Well, Bullwinkle and I are going to fly the squirrel back. If anybody's interested, hop on.
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Posts 801 to 850: Back to St. Mungo's for Parties & Pressies

Post  Lady Arabella on Tue Sep 27, 2011 8:39 pm


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Istari Jones - Apr 23, 2004 1:35 pm (#801 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 23, 2004 6:36 am

(Pyro, I meant congrats on catching the Snitch. Sorry 'bout the frozen maple syrup!) Hey, 'Newt, I'll take you up on the ride with Rocky the Squirrel. Bullwinkle and I go waaaaayyy back.

When we go to Japan I think I'll catch a ride with Cecil the Sea-Sick Sea-Serpent ("I'm comin', Beanie! I'm comin', Beanie boy!")(but nobody probably remembers that cartoon pop icon!)

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Liz Mann - Apr 23, 2004 4:16 pm (#802 of 2965)

Here's a question - why don't we just signal the Knight Bus?

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A-is-for-Amy - Apr 23, 2004 5:35 pm (#803 of 2965)

Because they can only go on land! Can't do nuffink under water!

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Sabotage - Apr 23, 2004 9:52 pm (#804 of 2965)

Bedpans? What are you people talking about? We wizards ride brooms. How disrespectful. And what is this about going to St. Mungos? I have absolutely no need to go there!

*gets up and starts pulling people off their reindeer* We sensible wizards do NOT ride reindeer!

Where is my wand? Accio wand! Hey, I want my wand!

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Blast - Apr 23, 2004 9:53 pm (#805 of 2965)

Come on, Kids, wind up your lids, we'll see you here real soon

Ah yes, I remember it well, Istari. I have never seen it on T.V. for about 35 years, it was a good one. Bob Clampett, the creator, worked on the original Warner Brother Cartoons. “Help Cecile, help!” “I'm comin" Beanie Boy.”

Book me a seat on the serpent.

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Liz Mann - Apr 23, 2004 9:59 pm (#806 of 2965)

Bedpans? What are you people talking about? We wizards ride brooms. How disrespectful. And what is this about going to St. Mungos? I have absolutely no need to go there!

* gets up and starts pulling people off their reindeer* We sensible wizards do NOT ride reindeer!

Where is my wand? Accio wand! Hey, I want my wand!


I think you're in denial, Sabby.

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Istari Jones - Apr 23, 2004 11:03 pm (#807 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 23, 2004 4:20 pm

Phhhht! Who has any fun when they're sensible? Gee, 'Newt, I thought you were a lot younger than me...I mean... I'm not that old....

At any rate, it's nearly birthday time for our Main Forum Host, Supreme Mugwump, Mysterious Security Financial Officer, our Head Biker of the Gnarly Vampire Biker Club, (does he have any more titles to whit?) and the man having a 10th degree Black Belt in Kippendo (and the boots to match), the one, the only, KIP CARTER!!!

Yep, folks, his birthday's on May the 10th. Now, while I don't want to start a ruckus too soon by suggesting it, but I think we should have a significantly wild, incredibly explosive, all-out, party to beat all parties. Now, last year I had a tremendous birthday celebration when I turned forty-sev....uhhh, twenty -three (May 8th) thanks to all you guys (nods to Pyro for the pyrotechnic conflagration when dueling with John from the X-Men) but this year I plan on having a quiet little dinner (just myself and a few of the Order of the Phoenix). But I think that we should pull out all the stops and give Kip a tremendous surprise party. So, either we need to play the Japanese team and then head to St. Mungo's, or go right to St. Mungo's and start planning the festivities. Anyone interested?

Just remember...It's a surprise, so don't tell Kip

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PyroGrl - Apr 23, 2004 11:06 pm (#808 of 2965)

Geez, not only is May the month from below in my real life but it is on here too!

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Istari Jones - Apr 23, 2004 11:10 pm (#809 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 23, 2004 4:10 pm

Pardon??? What do you mean? Is that a good thing?

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PyroGrl - Apr 23, 2004 11:12 pm (#810 of 2965)

Birthdays galore. I regularly go broke during this month. Smile.

Hey...after Japan, it's Arabia...and that's the last regular match until the Quidditch World Cup er...playoffs! So far we're qualified! We rock dudes!!

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Emily - Apr 23, 2004 11:54 pm (#811 of 2965)

*sniffs* Why would I want a reindeer to get back? I am borrowing Sirius' old motorbike from Hagrid. How else?

Ooh, We're getting into the World Cup so far! I can't wait, where's it going to be held?

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PyroGrl - Apr 24, 2004 12:04 am (#812 of 2965)

June third, hopefully, the day before the release of PoA!!

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Ticker - Apr 24, 2004 2:15 am (#813 of 2965)

You had better catch the snitch in a single day or we'll have to forfeit.

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A-is-for-Amy - Apr 24, 2004 4:39 am (#814 of 2965)

I am TOTALLY on board for a birthday party. All May birthday boys and girls, raise your hands! We might as well celebrate them ALL - what better excuse to find out how many butterbeers it actually takes to get a full grown man tipsy? I'll supply the chocolate frogs from my personal vault. Hey Gina! Got any new Snape beverages for the occasion??

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Liz Mann - Apr 24, 2004 1:04 pm (#815 of 2965)

Yes! I love parties in St Mungo's! We'll stay in the hospital until then, throw a huge, wild party, then it's off to Japan, leaving the staff to clear up the mess from Kip's birthday celebrations.

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Istari Jones - Apr 24, 2004 1:49 pm (#816 of 2965)

Ohhh, all the work those poor house elves will have to do! Miss Granger will go 'round the twist on that one!

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Emily - Apr 24, 2004 8:07 pm (#817 of 2965)

Well, then let’s give all the house elves dirty, stinky, slimy, bloody socks. It worked with Dobby. Then the staff can clean it up, the elves can earn wages, and Hermione will be happy! I can't wait for the party!

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Sabotage - Apr 24, 2004 8:15 pm (#818 of 2965)

Are you people insane? Is that why everyone is forcing me to go back to St. Mungos? I don't need to go there!

*two men in white coats start chasing me with a straight jacket*

Get away from me! I'm not crazy! Ask my mummy! Ask Pyro! Ask anybody! I AM NOT CRAZY!!! Tell em' guys!

...

Guys?

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Liz Mann - Apr 24, 2004 8:46 pm (#819 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 24, 2004 1:48 pm

I'm here, Sabby. But I'm afraid you might have to check into the 'In Denial' ward when we get back.

See you back at the hospital, guys!

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Sabotage - Apr 24, 2004 9:09 pm (#820 of 2965)

I don't need a ward! I want my mummy!

*straight jacket guys finally catch me* *start crying uncontrollably*

Mummy!

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Liz Mann - Apr 24, 2004 10:57 pm (#821 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 24, 2004 3:58 pm

*comes back*

Oh, don't cry, Sabby! It'll be okay! Straightjackets come in the colour of your choice, and you can decorate your room in the hospital any way you want!

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A-is-for-Amy - Apr 24, 2004 11:47 pm (#822 of 2965)

Psst! Sabby! Hide in here with me! I have nice padded walls that are stuffed with chocolate frogs. Mmmmmmmm.... chocolate.....

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Marie E. - Apr 25, 2004 8:03 pm (#823 of 2965)

My youngest daughter has a birthday in May, too. Maybe she could get a visitor's pass and come in for some of the tamer festivities.

I don't know why ya'll are so fussed about the reindeer. Mine is an absolute peach! Aren't you Orville, darling?

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prof sprout - Apr 25, 2004 11:21 pm (#824 of 2965)

My birthday is the 11th of May, right after Kippendo’s. Surprised) Yay me, go Tauruses!! Which is exactly 13 months before my wedding. In about six month, I'll probably have to check myself in a ward, because I'll be going crazy with all of the wedding details.

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Sabotage - Apr 25, 2004 11:55 pm (#825 of 2965)

Chocolate?

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PyroGrl - Apr 26, 2004 12:39 am (#826 of 2965)

Merlin's Beard!!!

Sabby, we have MAJOR birthday shopping to do. *drags Sabby, straitjacket and all, to the St. Mungo's gift shop*

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Sabotage - Apr 26, 2004 2:18 am (#827 of 2965)

Shopping? For who?

Can't we just stick some macaroni on a piece of paper and give it to whoever we're shopping for?

Plus, how am I supposed to buy stuff while my arms are tied back?

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PyroGrl - Apr 26, 2004 2:23 am (#828 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 25, 2004 7:24 pm

You're here for your opinion. Here's the list for my life:

* Parents' anniversary
* Grandmother/Aunt's Birthday
* mother's birthday/Istari's birthday
* Mother's Day
* Kip's Birthday/Kole's birthday
* Prof sprout's birthday
* Zach and Noah's birthday


And I know I'm leaving a lot out...



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Sabotage - Apr 26, 2004 2:28 am (#829 of 2965)

No... no you're not. That’s too many already. We should take a few off that list. Istari won't mind if she gets a macaroni picture will she?

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PyroGrl - Apr 26, 2004 2:48 am (#830 of 2965)

That's what you can give...I'm planning a big bash that will take care of all of the people on here...Now, where's Iceman...?

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Blast - Apr 26, 2004 2:53 am (#831 of 2965)

My anniversary is the 2nd, twenty four years, next year for the big one, I'll think we will be in Newfoundland for our daughter's graduation. Imagine having your twenty fifth with some of the most hospitable people on the face of the earth. Maybe we will have it on the lexicon forum, you people are pretty hospitable too.

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A-is-for-Amy - Apr 26, 2004 2:55 am (#832 of 2965)

My eleventh anniversary is the 15th! May is looking to be a busy, busy month!

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Acceber - Apr 26, 2004 3:00 am (#833 of 2965)

I don't have any May birthdays/anniversaries in my family. Guess I'll just celebrate everyone else's with too much butterbeer and way too much chocolate here. Better than nothing.

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Istari Jones - Apr 26, 2004 11:59 am (#834 of 2965)

Sabby, I would love a macaroni picture! Yes, let's go shopping! Do you think Kip would like some a box of fizzing whizbees, or this book called "How to Win Friends and Influence Other People" by Dolores Jane Umbridge? I think I'll kick in a copy of the latest Quidditch Illustrated Swimsuit Issue featuring the new Miss Troll winners also.......

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Liz Mann - Apr 26, 2004 4:31 pm (#835 of 2965)

My 18th birthday is 25th June! Here in England, that's when we come of age (not 17 like in the books).

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PyroGrl - Apr 26, 2004 10:21 pm (#836 of 2965)

Hey dudes, I'm planning a little surprise at the old Quidditch pitch...*grin*

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Fawkes Forever - Apr 27, 2004 9:21 am (#837 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 27, 2004 2:22 am

Cool, I like surprises.....

My, my, we have a lot of May babies on this forum, Flame, Padfoot, Istari, Kip, Prof Sprout, Septentrion & wait a minute I'm forgetting someone.... oh yeah.... me... *feints modesty* Oh how could I have possibly forgotten that... It’s the 16th (if anyone is interested) but it's okay, you don't have to buy me nice pressies.... honest

Hee hee, seriously though, I know exactly what you mean Pyro.... I have loads of birthdays in May, and we have loads of forum birthdays too, so you know what that means... one big birthday bash in May.... WOOHOO!

Oooh - - hows about fancy dress party for the month of May.... (what do you mean a party can't last a month)..... Ok, we'll see how long it takes for us to get bored, methinks! We could dress up as our favourite HP people (again)... & confuse the others on the main forum *maugh haugh haugh*

Anyways... we have a very special day to plan tomorrow ... *whisper* Gina’s Birthday.... Severus has booked the cake, has promised to book a band or DJ, & is shipping in as much Snape Beverages as possible.... play our cards right & we may have enough Snape Beverages for the May birthdays too! But no jello..... stay away from the jello, & those suspicious Polyjuice Cocktails... well, maybe one or two

Prof Sprout & Poppy have acquired some banners, crepe paper, crayons & felt tip pens, so we can decorate the dining hall, but they have reminded me to tell you all that we are only allowed to use the safety scissors provided...

Traa laaa laaa, oh I'm in a good mood.... spring is in the air.... right everyone back to St Mungos to set up Gina’s Surp.... oops, I mean *whisper* Gina’s surprise birthday bash, with DJ Sev.... *picks up a rather melted chocolate egg portkey... POP .... *

Oh goody, back in St M's, now where did that disco ball go again... I swear it has legs it keeps wandering off so often.... hmmm, perhaps it does!

Now if anyone sees Gina.... ssshhhhh, don't say anything about the you know what, in the you know where, with DJ you know who

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Marè - Apr 27, 2004 10:13 am (#838 of 2965)

We could dress up as our favourite HP people (again)... & confuse the others on the main forum.

O yeah, maybe this time we can exchange our avatars via the mail

And the discoball is here. I just cleaned up my computer and internet storage place and changed some things, it was only after that that I realised that I hid the discoball for you. Sorry!



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Liz Mann - Apr 27, 2004 2:00 pm (#839 of 2965)

Okay, I know when Fawkes, Prof Sprout, Istari and Kip's birthdays are, but Fawkes also mentioned Padfoot, Flame and Septentrion's. When are they?

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Fawkes Forever - Apr 27, 2004 3:42 pm (#840 of 2965)

Hee hee, I wrote these down as I spotted them on the chat thread on the main forum... très Hermione of me! I belong here in St Mungo’s anyway...

Flame’s birthday is the 2nd..... Padfoot’s is the 4th, Septentrion’s is on the 14th & I'm sure there are more.

So, Party on Dudes (in the style of Ted Theodore Logan & Bill S Preston Esquire Waauughhh - yes that’s supposed to represent a guitar rift ... hee hee)

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Liz Mann - Apr 27, 2004 5:06 pm (#841 of 2965)

Thanks, Fawkes.

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Sabotage - Apr 28, 2004 12:19 am (#842 of 2965)

Istari I am starting your picture right now. But a necklace would be way easier. Do you want a macaroni necklace?

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Istari Jones - Apr 28, 2004 3:12 am (#843 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 27, 2004 8:14 pm

Oooo! I'd love a macaroni necklace! Please, with Penne and Wheels and little Elbows and painted with Glitter glue! Say....can I get earrings with that?

OK, When's Gina's Birthday? So she's a Taurus, too! Yay! I've developed a new type of chocolate candy...I think I'll give Gina a sample for her gift. They're called "St. M&M's"...lots of lime green ones. I also have a couple of tickets for an all-expense weekend stay at the most Magical place in the entire world...the Magic Kingdom (Yes, Disneyland!!! Professor Snape would look very sweet in a set of Mickey Mouse ears, don'tcha think? Or maybe a Goofy Hat....)

Oh, guess what? SAM'S BACK! Check out the WNN interviews!

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PyroGrl - Apr 28, 2004 3:24 am (#844 of 2965)

The bash I'm planning at the old Quidditch stadium will settle as my present for everyone. Istari, you will be reminded of your birthday last year...*grin*

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Fawkes Forever - Apr 28, 2004 11:03 am (#845 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 28, 2004 4:19 am

Cool, can't wait to see the surprise Pyro!

Yum yum, St M&M's sweeties, I'll just avoid the lime ones ... methinks I be safe with a nice yellow one

*crunch chomp pop cheep cheep pop*

WOW, the yellow ones are just like Canary Creams.... Brilliant *manic gleam in eyes*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GINA!

*Jumps up and down like a maniac... (funny that).... singing Happy Birthday at the top of my voice*

Where are the rest of the cheerleading Squad?.... Sev wants us to perform a birthday cheer for Gina.... he’s such an 'ol softie at heart... really, aren't you 'ol Sevvy *pinches his cheek* .... emmm, Severus what’s wrong, what are you doing with your wand?

*whisper aside* Emmm, guys Sev doesn't look too happy with me.... do you think I should stop ruffling his hair....

Ok, *runs away from Snape... very quickly & gathers squad together..* No Jumping now, Hagrid, you hear!

Chant : "Give me an H
an A
a P
another P
a Y . . . .

a B
an I
an R
a T
an H
a D
an A
another Y

...give me a G....
an I....
an N....
an A.. So what have we got? Its Gina’s Birth-day"...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GINA!

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Liz Mann - Apr 28, 2004 1:27 pm (#846 of 2965)

Is it her birthday today??

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Marè - Apr 28, 2004 1:43 pm (#847 of 2965)

JUP!

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Mad Madame Mim - Apr 28, 2004 4:52 pm (#848 of 2965)

Happy birthday Gina!

Someone please get me a Snape beverage! I have a splitting headache. I tried to logic my way through how old Bellatrix is using canon and and other characters age references. Yikes!

I should have just asked Snape. Speaking of... OY! Snape! Stop pointing your wand at Fawkes! Didn't your mother tell you never to point and mutter at someone? You could take her eye out by doing that!

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Liz Mann - Apr 28, 2004 5:36 pm (#849 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 28, 2004 10:40 am

(I did get the age right, didn't I? You said on the Tell About Yourself thread on the other forum that you were 34, and that was last year).

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Blast - Apr 28, 2004 7:43 pm (#850 of 2965)

Gina, for those of us who are of age, Errol will be bringing a special Birthday Greeting later. Um cancel that, by the time Errol gets here it will be Halloween.
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Emily - Apr 28, 2004 8:53 pm (#851 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 28, 2004 1:54 pm

Happy Birthday Gina!

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PyroGrl - Apr 28, 2004 9:51 pm (#852 of 2965)

Happy birthday, DUDE!!

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Viola Intonada - Apr 29, 2004 1:21 am (#853 of 2965)

Happy Birthday Gina!

Sorry it took me a while to fly back to St. Mungo's. Wouldn't you know, I caught a reindeer that likes to chase butterflies. Imagine that!

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Acceber - Apr 29, 2004 2:20 am (#854 of 2965)

Happy Birthday Gina! May you get many fabulous presents from Sev!

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Istari Jones - Apr 29, 2004 12:14 pm (#855 of 2965)

(scratches head) Yellow St. M&M's??? Sorry Fawkes, I don't remember making any yellow ones... Are you sure that's what you ate? (Looks very worried...) Maybe those are really pieces of yellow snow brought back here from Canada???

Pyro, I'm sooo excited about the surprise you're going to spring on us at the old Quidditch Stadium! I can't wait!!

A day late, but the sentiments are sincere...Hope you had a very Happy Birthday, Gina, and many, many, more to come! Here are your presents: *reaches deeply into duffle bag*...A five pound bag of St. M&M's (Brand new, just for you!), 2 tickets to the Magic Kingdom itself and matching Goofy hats for you and Sev.

*reaches deeper into bag* a year's supply of toothbrushes, *sticks head into bag, digging deeper*, a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Wine, *sticks torso into bag...* two wine glasses, *nearly falls into bag trying to reach the bottom of the bag* a long white limo to drive you to the Magic Kingdom, and *one last, long, reach* some lint....ooops! Sorry 'bout that! *Looks embarrassed and replaces lint into bag!*

Here...a Magic Bottle to store all your wasted time in. Then, at the end of your life, you can take out all the time you wasted over your lifetime so you can live it over again, doing what you really wanted to do!

Wait! We better re-color the limo to be black. I know Snape doesn't care for white... Can anyone help me? I don't remember the charm for color changes!

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Marè - Apr 29, 2004 12:31 pm (#856 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 29, 2004 5:32 am

Black, how serious! And that on a birthday occasion! Let's make it Green! (not necessarily lime...)

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Fawkes Forever - Apr 29, 2004 1:21 pm (#857 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 29, 2004 6:21 am

Mim, thanks for that... the static emanating from Sev’s wand was making my hair even more unmanageable than usual & hey... its fuzzy enough as it is

Viola.... a reindeer that also like to chase butterflies... hmmm, what are the chances of that?

Istari.... what do you mean Yellow Snow.... Hagrid, can I borrow that bucket..... *blurgh cough cough blurgh..... Hagrid passes bucket..... blurghhhhhh ..... faints*

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Mad Madame Mim - Apr 29, 2004 2:08 pm (#858 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 29, 2004 7:14 am

EEWWW! Everybody out of the way! She's gonna S.P.E.W.! Err, I mean spew.

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Liz Mann - Apr 29, 2004 6:18 pm (#859 of 2965)

Too Funny

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Emily - Apr 29, 2004 8:37 pm (#860 of 2965)

EEEEEEWWWWW!

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*Hermionefan(#1) - Apr 29, 2004 9:21 pm (#861 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 29, 2004 2:25 pm

sorry guys, I've been grounded again so I haven't been here for a week, but my dad said I could check the Writing Challenge 15 thread in case the results were up, but that's all I could do, and the results still aren't up anyways. Right, I'm back.

Happy late birthday Gina! *Takes hands out from behind back and presents Gina with 2 large posters of Snape*






~From http://www.angelfire.com/film/snapepictures/

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dobbyiscool - Apr 29, 2004 10:04 pm (#862 of 2965)

Whoa! 70 posts later and Dobby has made it back to St. Mungo's! Happy birthday, and Un-Birthday's, to all that it applies!

When is our next Quidditch match? We don't want to lose our hopes for the Quidditch World Cup because we missed our match! Say, do we have a team manager? We may need someone to keep us on time to games, and book transportation (though I must say the reindeer seemed to have worked nicely).

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PyroGrl - Apr 29, 2004 10:33 pm (#863 of 2965)

*walks down to Old Quidditch Stadium** DUDES! I'm ready! OK...bring in the victim...er, I mean, opponent.

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Sabotage - Apr 29, 2004 11:41 pm (#864 of 2965)

Victim? What are you planning Pyro? I hope I'm not the victim...

Here Istari. I finished your necklace. And earrings. And as an added bonus there is a macaroni ring! Just don't wash any dishes or take a shower with it on. I'm giving it to you now because I can't remember when you said your birthday was.

I like the "In Denial" ward you guys, but can I please just go back to my regular treatment and meds? (daily run around the hospital complete with banging into doors and a nightly dosage of Earwax Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans) Plus I have to finish my mural in my room.

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Acceber - Apr 30, 2004 2:30 am (#865 of 2965)

*waits eagerly for pyro's surprise*~

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Gina R Snape - Apr 30, 2004 3:57 am (#866 of 2965)

:teeters out of bed and rubs eyes:

Man, oh man, do you guys know how to spoil a girl! I feel so, so, so loved. Only, I think I drank too much of the special Snape Special Birthday Punch and St. M&Ms. I might not be able to see straight for a week.

Still, Hermionefan's little pictoral presents are helping with that...

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Istari Jones - Apr 30, 2004 10:17 am (#867 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 30, 2004 3:24 am

Glad you liked the St. M&Ms, Gina...Say, why did you only eat just the green ones?

Dobby, what we're planning is to have a surprise birthday party for someone special (go to post 807) and then high-tail it to Japan leaving the mess for the house-elves to clean up.

Hey, Marie! Here's a visitor's pass for your daughter. You say her birthday's in May, also? What day? Has she gotten her letter from Hogwarts yet?

Nice posters, Hermy! (Gee, I hope I get some really nice Lupin ones for my birthday..hint, hint!)

Sabby, my birthday's May 8th, and the jewelry is absolutely beautiful! Thank you a thousand times! *Gives Sabby a big hug*. have you ever thought of starting your own line of Magical Macaroni creations? I hear house elves go nuts over stuff like that!

Wait...wait a minute, Fawkes....just a sec...let me check...yes,yes I did make yellow St. M&M's...It's OK, they're perfectly safe to eat *Hands Fawkes a clean washcloth* Sorry 'bout that, Sweetie...

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Fawkes Forever - Apr 30, 2004 10:40 am (#868 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 30, 2004 3:42 am

*Looks up at Istari with tears in eyes & gratefully accepts washcloth, & manages to croak* "Fank you" *cleans face & gargles with some Snape Beverages*

Ohhhh, feeling much better now thanks.....

*Hagrid pats Fawkes on head, causing knees to buckle*

Owwww, I said I was feeling better... Thanks Hagrid.... *jumps up from the ground & hides behind Istari to avoid Hagrid’s back breaking hug*

So then Pyro.... what’s the surprise?

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Liz Mann - Apr 30, 2004 3:11 pm (#869 of 2965)

Yeah, Pyro, what are you planning?

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Gina R Snape - Apr 30, 2004 3:26 pm (#870 of 2965)

How did you know I only ate the green St. M&Ms?

*tosses the other colours into the fishbowl and stands back*

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PyroGrl - Apr 30, 2004 5:01 pm (#871 of 2965)

**is laughing hysterically** Gina, I LOVE YOUR AVATAR!!

Bi Crikey isn't here yet to commentate, so...where on earth is she? Oh, Merlin's Beard! CRIKEY! BI CRIKEY, WHERE ARE YOU?!

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Kip Carter - Apr 30, 2004 6:52 pm (#872 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 30, 2004 11:55 am

Hey Gina, wanna pull my finger? Maybe I should not have said that; however I could not hold back. Shame on me, shame on me!

I had always heard that those "professorial-types" would fall for things like that. That's why I always played down my position at the University.

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PyroGrl - Apr 30, 2004 7:26 pm (#873 of 2965)

Welcome back, everyone to the old St. Mungo's Quidditch Stadium! This is Bi Crikey commentating, and boy, am I glad to be back! Last year (was it really a year?) we had a spectacular fire show here when John and PyroGrl battled it out for the right for the nickname "Pyro" and it was no surprise when PyroGrl won!! Today it's a match of fire and ice while Pyro faces off against Iceman!!

Iceman: What am I doing here? And what's in it for you if you win?

Pyro: Bragging rights.

Iceman: Oh. Sounds cool.

Right...well then, let's begin!!

Iceman gets right into it, and--I don't believe it! He's frozen Pyro in a block of ice!! Is the match already over?

Pyro: Dn cn n i.

What? Whoo, it's hot in here! And Pyro has melted the ice! She's mad now, Bobby boy, you'd better watch out!

Iceman: IT'S ICEMAN, NOT BOBBY!

And Pyro takes advantage of this distraction and shots flame at Iceman!! Oooo, that's a nasty burn! But Iceman's getting his revenge by shooting spurts of ice at Pyro!!

How will this match end? Let's take a quick commercial break, and then we'll see!

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Gina R Snape - Apr 30, 2004 7:49 pm (#874 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 30, 2004 12:50 pm

Hey Kip. I'll pull yours if you pull mine first.

As you can see, my Severus is much too wise to fall for Sirius' tricks...

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Acceber - Apr 30, 2004 10:05 pm (#875 of 2965)

I wasn't here a year ago, but I am looking forward to more of Iceman vs. Pyro. Bring it on!

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dobbyiscool - May 1, 2004 12:10 am (#876 of 2965)

Go Pyro! Burn the Iceman!

Say, this house-elf isn't cleaning up after y'all! I'm going to join in the festivities before flying out to cream Japan! Besides, who would you get to replace me as beater if I had to clean up after you? Grawp can't fly, so you’re out of backups!

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Istari Jones - May 1, 2004 12:25 am (#877 of 2965)
Edited by Apr 30, 2004 5:25 pm

Alright now, Pyro, you've got him scared. We can see he's sweating, and not just because he's hot. He'll try to do something tricky next so be alert. Just keep your cool and stay in control. Be the flame, Pyro, be the flame!

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Viola Intonada - May 1, 2004 1:46 am (#878 of 2965)

*rolls on ground, laughing at Gina's avatar*

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Blast - May 1, 2004 3:00 am (#879 of 2965)

Pyro, can you hurry up and melt that dude? We need some boiling water for the tea pot. Gina, your mind works in strange ways, just think of what Sirius has been eating, food prepared by Dementors and probably Alpo.

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Marie E. - May 1, 2004 5:56 am (#880 of 2965)

Thanks for the visitor's pass, Istari. She's only turning five, so it'll be a few years before she gets her letter.

*finds a bowl of colored M&M's and noshes down*

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Lynn Allen - May 1, 2004 11:13 am (#881 of 2965)

...wandering into the room, dazed and incoherent.... Where am I? What is this? Do I truly deserve this?

It's been a long journey but I finally found St. Mungo's. Now that I've arrived, what happens?

*tries to itch under his straitjacket*

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Gina R Snape - May 1, 2004 12:30 pm (#882 of 2965)

*hands Lynn a flying bedpan*

You'll find this much easier to get around in. Several of us have used them now and again. Especially for playing bedpan quidditch.

Oooh, Marie. You sure you want to eat those?

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Istari Jones - May 1, 2004 2:30 pm (#883 of 2965)
Edited by May 1, 2004 7:30 am

Welcome, Lynn! Also avoid the lime jello at all costs. The canary creams aren't too bad. And if someone offers you calamari please refuse. It's our own personal boycott because we think that Albus Dumbledore is really the giant Squid.

I guess I've been slipping a bit as the St. Mungo's Activities Directors. I'll try to have an agenda posted for you later. I have to set priorities, you know, and with the birthday party season upon us ...well, first things first!

Hey, I have chocolate, marshmallows and graham crackers. Maybe Pyro will toast us a few S'mores in between matches. She's so much better at toasting the marshmallows than that volcano was.

Where are our cheerleaders? Snape and Hagrid and the others? We need to get some real St. Mungo's enthusiasm going for Pyro!

Burn 'im, Blast 'im, Melt'im down!

Burn, Pyro Burn!

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Gina R Snape - May 1, 2004 3:29 pm (#884 of 2965)

Severus will be our cheerleader again. I have another avatar queued up for when this one wears itself out...

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PyroGrl - May 1, 2004 10:34 pm (#885 of 2965)

Commercial break is over! I'm Bi Crikey reporting, and if you missed out before, it's Pyro vs. Iceman. I have thirty galleons on Pyro to win, even though Mr. Severus Snape says that logically water/ice always beats fire. Well, this is *magic*, not *logic*, Mr. Snape, so nyeah!!

Iceman: Can we *sniffle* get on with the match?

Pyro: Iceman has a cold! Hehehehehehe...

Right...Anyway.

And Pyro surrounds Iceman in a ring of fire!! But Iceman freezes the fire! And...look out, Iceman, she's right behind you--ooo, that's gotta hurt!! And what's this? Iceman is lying on his back, burnt, and he's created a white flag out of ice and is waving it around in the air! The match is over! Pyro wins!! YAY!! Now, to deal with Snape...

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Liz Mann - May 1, 2004 11:13 pm (#886 of 2965)

Hurrah! Terrific Here's your trophy, Pyro:

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Sabotage - May 1, 2004 11:39 pm (#887 of 2965)

Hurray Pyro! You lose Iceman baby! *leans in to whisper* But I'm available to repair your image...

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PyroGrl - May 1, 2004 11:51 pm (#888 of 2965)

It's so odd...the Muggle actors who play "pyro" and "iceman" are Aaron Stanford and Shawn Ashmore. AS, SA...opposite initials, opposite "powers"...

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prof sprout - May 2, 2004 12:13 am (#889 of 2965)
Edited by May 1, 2004 5:30 pm

Gina, your avatar is too funny, we had been worried about you since you haven't been around. Did Snape take you on vacation for your birthday?

Congrats Pyro. I knew you could do it.

Lynn- I'm glad you can make it. I am one of the few volunteers/"authority figures" on this thread. Poppy is the other one that pops in regularly. The rest are the residents. They are a pretty good bunch, except when someone tries to offer them jello.

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Gina R Snape - May 2, 2004 1:05 am (#890 of 2965)

Severus and I were both dealing with end of term papers and exams. I've still got 19 exams to grade and final summaries to write up. You don't even want to know what Sev is like at the end of term. It's.....not pretty.

He did, however, give me a special birthday treat.

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PyroGrl - May 2, 2004 1:28 am (#891 of 2965)

Jello? Did somebody say...jello?

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A-is-for-Amy - May 2, 2004 1:53 am (#892 of 2965)
Edited by May 1, 2004 6:53 pm

*Sniff*~ Congratulations on your win, Pyro, but I feel a bit sad for Bobby. I miss the old X-men days (back when I collected the comics faithfully)... now the movies have come and turned him into a whimpy teenager again. Sigh. Now that I think about it, maybe he did need a good whoopin'.

I just got an Owl from Japan. They need to delay for a week because their mascot is sick, so we can party on a little longer before we have to be there.

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PyroGrl - May 2, 2004 4:07 am (#893 of 2965)

I think I've lost it. Seriously. I am clucking like a chicken to the tune of Skid Row (from Little Shop of Horrors) and laughing like Krusty the Clown from the Simpsons.

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Gina R Snape - May 2, 2004 2:16 pm (#894 of 2965)

Oh, Pyro. That doesn't sound good! You didn't eat a new Weasley experimental toffee, did you?

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Liz Mann - May 2, 2004 3:34 pm (#895 of 2965)

Hey guys, someone's put them in the jello! You must have eaten some, Pyro!

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Acceber - May 2, 2004 5:07 pm (#896 of 2965)

*turns green and spits all jello out* YUCK! Remind me never to touch jello again!

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Lynn Allen - May 2, 2004 6:12 pm (#897 of 2965)

What is the problem with green jello aside from the fact it is nauseating? Are there other important dietary restrictions I should observe here in St. Mungo's? (Don't you hate institutional food?)

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Istari Jones - May 2, 2004 6:40 pm (#898 of 2965)
Edited by May 2, 2004 11:42 am

Lime jello has a history of deleterious side effects upon St. Mungo's residents. It is used at time by the staff to exert their pitiful, weak and precarious control over us! US! Like we need to be controlled! Sheesh! Sometimes we'll eat it just to be nice and let them think they're still in charge.

Way to go, Pyro! Glad Bi Crikey could commentate. I hope Bi can get some more stories in the Daily Prophet soon. Hey...did Bi get divorced or anything? Wasn't Bi's last name Bi Crikey-MeArm?

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PyroGrl - May 2, 2004 7:08 pm (#899 of 2965)

That's her casual name. Her reporting name is still Bi Crikey. She's coming in to interview some of the residents here before our next Quidditch game.

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Kip Carter - May 2, 2004 7:37 pm (#900 of 2965)
Edited by May 2, 2004 12:40 pm

Sorry about the jello, ladies! Mundungus Fletcher talked me into allowing him to get that last shipment of jello and I do not think it is really up to standards. You may better cast a few purification spells on it before you really start having a good time!

I will learn the next time. And by the way, the business manager at St. Mungo's has been fired for some activities with the nurses! It was really his call on allowing Dung to get the contract!

Oh, by the way, Pyro, roses to you on your win. Watch out for the thorns. Dung got the contract for the flowers also. Soon as we can figure how to break his contract, we will! We may have to consult with Aberforth about this contract. He seems to know how to get Mundungus to follow through the right way.

Later!
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Emily - May 2, 2004 7:56 pm (#901 of 2965)

Congrats Pyro! We knew you could do it! Just wish I could have watched... been really busy!

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Liz Mann - May 2, 2004 8:06 pm (#902 of 2965)

She's coming in to interview some of the residents here before our next Quidditch game. About the Quidditch? Will she want to talk to me?

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PyroGrl - May 2, 2004 9:00 pm (#903 of 2965)
Edited by May 2, 2004 2:00 pm

The whole team and everybody involved: cheerleaders, mascots, etc.

One of her questions is: How does it feel to be considered crazy even though you're beating all the major teams?

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*Hermionefan(#1) - May 2, 2004 9:33 pm (#904 of 2965)

And one of my answers is, "It feels perfectly normal. We were born like this and totally used to it. Plus, if the people who call us crazy are stupid enough, we can just give them jello or something."

I'll save for the interview, shall I?

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Liz Mann - May 2, 2004 9:37 pm (#905 of 2965)
Edited by May 2, 2004 2:37 pm

My answer is, "Maybe the reason why they're all losing is because they're not crazy."

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A-is-for-Amy - May 2, 2004 11:22 pm (#906 of 2965)

Who are you calling crazy?

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Sabotage - Mar 9, 2004 4:52 pm (#907 of 2965)
Edited by May 2, 2004 4:49 pm

I am back to my old avatar, seeing that the Dallas Stars are out of the play-offs and Muggle Hockey has died down for a while (at least for me). Anyone ever heard of Wizard Hockey? I hear it's an alleyway game for kids.

Why does everyone keep talking about green jello being gross? I love the stuff. It's second in my books right after orange jello.

Pyro: Will Bi Crikey be asking diehard fans any questions... Like why at least one person almost always gets left behind on away games?

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PyroGrl - May 2, 2004 11:52 pm (#908 of 2965)

Dunno, Sabby.

When was the last time Caitlin McCoy was on here? I kinda miss her...

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Blast - May 3, 2004 2:01 am (#909 of 2965)

There is a fine line between madness and genius, plus it helps when you have the finest group of bedpan Quidditch ever assembled.

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Istari Jones - May 3, 2004 4:31 am (#910 of 2965)

Yeah, where is Caitlin?

Oh, about that "fine line between madness and genius", 'Newt...First I'm on this side (hops to the left), then I'm on that side! (hops to the right) Then on this side (hops sideways)...now back again (hops backwards)! Hop, hop, Hop on Pop! Say, speaking of hopping, did KBR ever find his way back here to St. Mungo's?

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Gina R Snape - May 3, 2004 5:21 am (#911 of 2965)

We're not mad. It's the rest of the world that's got it all wrong...

I mean, it's even a crazy question to ask! Tut, tut.

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PyroGrl - May 4, 2004 1:28 am (#912 of 2965)

Save your answers for when she comes, dudes!!

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Fawkes Forever - May 4, 2004 9:34 am (#913 of 2965)

”We are all insane, just some of us are better at hiding it than others....”

Hmm, not too sure who said that line... or if it's one that I invented.... no doubt I ripped it off some aspiring bard!

Pyro.... so sorry I wasn't there to cheer you on..... sorry! I was in the 'Help I can't wait any longer for the PoA movie' ward.... wall to wall TVs playing nothing but the trailers.... hmmmm nice!

*Hands Pyro a giant bag of St M&Ms*....

delighted that you beat 'ol IceBoy... whoops I mean.... IceMan *snicker*

Happy Birthday Padfoot.... *grabs a butterbeer & starts on the May Birthday celebrations*

Istari.... Is. That. A. Moustache. I. See. Before. Me???! Oh Mummy..... *faints*

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Istari Jones - May 4, 2004 11:58 am (#914 of 2965)
Edited by May 4, 2004 4:59 am

*Panics and grabs nearest mirror*

Moustache??? Where? I didn't think those St. M&M's had a side effect! Maybe...maybe it's just the light, Fawkes...Hmmm. Nope, you're right. It's a moustache. And quite a beauty, too!

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Fawkes Forever - May 4, 2004 12:47 pm (#915 of 2965)

Rather Lupinesque, don'cha think?

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Gina R Snape - May 4, 2004 2:03 pm (#916 of 2965)
Edited by May 4, 2004 7:03 am

Well, I may live in my own world. But at least everybody knows me there!

You know, I'm beginning to suspect this 'interviewer' is really a new St. Mungo's resident who hasn't admitted it yet. Hmmmmmmmmmm

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dobbyiscool - May 4, 2004 10:18 pm (#917 of 2965)

Ok, when she does come, I'll have to say that "We don't suffer from insanity, we are enjoying every minute of it." Our wins are because we tend to score more than the other team.

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Liz Mann - May 4, 2004 10:32 pm (#918 of 2965)

”We don't suffer from insanity, we are enjoying every minute of it.”

LOL, Dobby!! Too Funny

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Emily - May 5, 2004 8:28 pm (#919 of 2965)

And here I was thinking that we won because we were *better* Now I found out that it's only because I'm worse at hiding my insanity than others. Go figure.

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Acceber - May 5, 2004 9:39 pm (#920 of 2965)

No, we're winning because the other teams are bad. But yes, we are insane.

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PyroGrl - May 5, 2004 9:49 pm (#921 of 2965)

An elderly healer walks into the Quidditch pitch, where the party is continuing on. "Hello, residents," she says, her voice full of sorrow. "Is Pyro around?"

“Oh dear,” says Istari. "What has she done now?"

“I have no idea,” Amy replies, "but we'd better hide her."

But Pyro walks through, her head hung and tears welling in her eyes. "I don't want to go!"

“I know, dear, but with You-Know-Who back, we're filling up and we have to-“

”Why me?”

“Well, who'd you rather go?”

Pyro sniffs sadly and looks back at the group. "No one, really. I'll miss them, though..."

“We have your bags at the door.”

“What about Quidditch?”

“They'll have to find a new Seeker.

THEY CAN'T!

“They must, and they will.”

“Where is she going?” Istari whispers.

Pyro turns around and, crying, says, "I h-h-have to go b-b-b-b-back to C-canad-da because St. M-mungo's is t-too full!" She goes around and hugs each in turn, even the healers, before being dragged away by no less than seven Healers.

Quiet descends on the Old Quidditch pitch, broken by a few sobs here and there. It happened so fast, and without warning...how should they react?

BOOM!

Up in the sky shoot several flames, and they form words, "I PROMISE I WILL WRITE! I WILL RETURN SOMEDAY!"

Slowly the words disappear, and then the crying starts...

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dobbyiscool - May 5, 2004 9:56 pm (#922 of 2965)

No! Pyro can't leave!!! We'll never find a seeker as good as you! Don't take Pyro! Take the guy's in the lab coats instead!!!

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*Hermionefan(#1) - May 5, 2004 10:33 pm (#923 of 2965)
Edited by May 5, 2004 3:33 pm

NOOOO!!! I have no time to find a sad smiley but I am sad just the same! Why couldn't it have been me? Come to think of it, I take that back. I think I'll write a letter now. You guys help me.

Dear pyro,
We miss you already. When will you be able to come back? Where exactly have they taken you? They don't have another St. Mungo's, do they?

I already don't know what to say after that. I feel very brain --but I feel that way every day. Someone else continue the letter, could you? Gotta go.

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dobbyiscool - May 5, 2004 10:36 pm (#924 of 2965)
Edited by May 5, 2004 3:36 pm

We are sending this to you with the smartest owl we could find, so we hope you get the letter. Perhaps you could meet us at the Quidditch matches so you could still play for the Maniacs? Don't let your Quidditch skills get rusty while you;re are gone, ok? Just out of curiosity, why you? Does this mean you’re really sane? No! That can't be!

Ok someone finish, I am now just rambling on and on and on...

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Istari Jones - May 6, 2004 4:03 am (#925 of 2965)
Edited by May 5, 2004 9:04 pm

Pyro! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! OK, we're not going to stand for this, are we? Besides, she's gotta be back before Kip's surprise birthday party on the 10th. What to do? What to do? Darn, I wish now I was a Slytherin instead of a Gryffindor so I could think of a really cunning plot.

OK, let's brainstorm. How about if we ask Gina to mix us up a huge cauldron of polyjuice potion. Then we'll grab Pyro's hair brush and all of us can turn into Pyros. Those Canadian kidnappers will think they took the wrong Pyro! Then, once we get to where Pyro is we can grab her and hightail it back here! Wait...can we Apparate to Canada?

Does anyone else have a plan?

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Fawkes Forever - May 6, 2004 12:33 pm (#926 of 2965)
Edited by May 6, 2004 5:37 am

I could budge up & make room in my dorm.... right Liz.... there’s always room for one more bed... and . . . and we could all eat less, and . . .and share more stuff and... and..... *fights back the tears threatening to spill* eat less and.... and... *blub... sniff* Don't go Pyro....

Prof Sprout... Madame Poppy.... someone, anyone.... do something... *collapses into floods of tears*

Hang on... *looks up with hope in eyes* where is Dobby... he could save Pyro.... just tell him it's Harry in disguise & those 'healers' (syeah right) are big bad DE's... he'll being our Pyro back to us.....

*breaks out into a Gred & Forge style grin* Oh Dobby.........

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Liz Mann - May 6, 2004 3:48 pm (#927 of 2965)
Edited by May 6, 2004 8:48 am

Of course, Fawkes! Pyro's always welcome with us in the Obsessive-Compulsive Quidditch Disorder Ward.

OMG! Has anyone thought that if they kicked Pyro out because they're too full, that they might kick some of the rest of us out as well??? Zany

Hey! I've got an idea!! The Healer said they were filling up because of Voldemort being back, right? Well, why don't we go defeat Voldie?? No, seriously, we could find Harry and help him! Bouncy 7

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Ticker - May 6, 2004 3:59 pm (#928 of 2965)
Edited by May 6, 2004 9:02 am

What?!?! Voldemort is being checked in to St. Mungo's?!?! Geez! this place IS crazy! I'm not sure there's room for any of us if he's here. I don't care if you do take his wand. I'm not staying unless he gets a facelift.

Pyro, apparently you did not read the fine print located on post #1:

Just remember, you can check out any time you like...but you can never leave.

See. There. You can't be moved to Canada.

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Fawkes Forever - May 6, 2004 4:23 pm (#929 of 2965)

Ohhh hypnotic smilie Liz..... *goes into trance* Must obey Liz.... must obey Liz..... defeat ol Voldy..... ok

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Liz Mann - May 6, 2004 6:42 pm (#930 of 2965)
Edited by May 6, 2004 11:44 am

Voldemort is being checked in to St. Mungo's?!?!

That's not what I said, Tinker (thank goodness ). Pyro said the reason why she had to leave that because Voldie's back, there are lots of new patients coming in and there isn't room for everyone here. Which means they might kick more of us out. Which is why we have to help Harry defeat Voldemort before the place gets so full we all need to move out.

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Istari Jones - May 6, 2004 7:21 pm (#931 of 2965)

Well I'll leave to go to the Quidditch Playoffs and to save Pyro, but I'm not leaving!

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Acceber - May 6, 2004 8:08 pm (#932 of 2965)

Not leaving either! Save pyro! I like Istari's plan the best. How do we get all those ingredients though? Oh, Madam Sprout....

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Emily - May 6, 2004 9:42 pm (#933 of 2965)

NOOOOO! I don't care how we do it, we must save pyro!

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dobbyiscool - May 6, 2004 9:49 pm (#934 of 2965)
Edited by May 6, 2004 2:50 pm

I know! We have Pyro meet us at our next Quidditch match, then smuggle her back to St. Mungo's in an empty Snape Drink cooler! Once she’s here, we put her in a ward with a lot of people in it, so the dudes in the white lab coats won't notice there's one more in the room. Either that, or Pyro can stay in that attic we found a while back when we were looking for LJ. I'll bet we could fix it up really nice, with a mini-refrigerator so she can store some Snape Drinks and Butterbeer in it, and we'll bring her food three times a day. This way, we don't have to drink any Polyjuice Potion. Besides, they already took Pryo, so us all looking like her won't do any good. We'd better save that idea in case we ever need it again.

EDIT: Oh yeah, the Polyjuice Potion would also take almost a month to make, and we can't go that long without Pyro!

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Liz Mann - May 6, 2004 10:01 pm (#935 of 2965)
Edited by May 6, 2004 3:05 pm

Definitely not! Kip's birthday is less than that away and after that we're going to Japan! We can't not have our Seeker when we play!

Hey! It's Istari's birthday today!! We were so busy thinking about Pyro being taken away, we forgot!! *looks ashamed* (Her birthday is the 8th, right?) And we forgot to say happy birthday to Flame (2nd?)and Padfoot (4th?)!

Birthday Song

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dobbyiscool - May 6, 2004 10:23 pm (#936 of 2965)

to all it applies!

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PyroGrl - May 6, 2004 10:54 pm (#937 of 2965)
Edited by May 6, 2004 3:56 pm

To all the residents of St. Mungo's:

It's not that bad here actually. There are all night and all day parties going on near the pond on the grounds. I would join in, but sadly I am not a beaver.

I can't believe they had the NERVE to take me!! Why couldn't they take...LJ, where ever he was?

Turns out our home has a Quidditch team, but we play on brooms, not bedpans. They signed me on as Seeker and I had my first match last night. I caught the Snitch and we won, but it wasn't any fun in the celebration. I want to be back with you guys so much that it hurts me physically -- or that might just be where the beaver whacked me with his tail. Anyway...our team is in the International playoffs too, and I think we might verse each other. If it comes to that...I don't know what I'll do.

Until next time, stay insane, and maybe throw the Pyro Revolution for me!

Bye-ta,

Pyro

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Istari Jones - May 7, 2004 12:23 am (#938 of 2965)
Edited by May 6, 2004 5:25 pm

Oh, my gosh! We need to celebrate Flame's and Padfoot's birthdays! I've got presents! Here Flame, *reaches into magic bag* for you I have a lovely miniature galaxy in small crystal orb to wear around your neck...don't drop it - there are trillions of intelligent beings on all those planets!

*reaches further into bag* a new quill from a rare pink hippogriff . . . . . *Sticks head into bag*- a bag of Doritos...an old toe - sock and . .. . *sticks head farther into bag* - a hula hoop!

And for Padfoot I have . . . *sticks upper torso into bag* a Jacuzzi, (yes, black marble, you're welcome!) - a case of Snape dragonberry beverage . . .

*Falls into magic bag, sticks arm into the air holding* . . .a toilet bowl brush, and... pair of tickets to the Weird Sisters concert set for this weekend!

So, what kind of birthday cake do you want? I've got a magic ice cream maker that will make any kind of ice cream you would like.

Anyone have any fireworks? Let's party!!!

Don't worry Pyro, we'll be there to get you as soon as we can!

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dobbyiscool - May 7, 2004 12:29 am (#939 of 2965)

Dear Pyro:

We have yet to find someone who is as good at being a Seeker as you, so our World Cup dreams are quickly vanishing. Though I will tell you, whoever we hire, they will only be temporary until you are deemed insane enough to join us. I hope your skills don't get rusty with you having to ride a broom instead of a bedpan. Our next match is in Japan, and I hope you can join us there so we can see you, even you are just going to be an onlooker.

Keep sending us letters, for we miss you terribly. We cannot tell you everything because the guys in the white lab coats still read our mail.

Come back ASAP!!!!

-The St. Mungo's Maniacs and Co.

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prof sprout - May 7, 2004 1:00 am (#940 of 2965)

No, Pyro. I will try to pull some strings to get you back here. There are many people less insane than you. Come to think of it You are one of the most crazy residents that St. Mungo’s has. Do something crazy/normal things in Canada, and they will have to bring you back. Go find a magical snake, or fall off your broom. There are many ways to come back, if you truly want to.

P.S. Residents, I'm ashamed of you. There are many ways to get your mail past the other chaperones. Think DIGS Surprised)

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Gina R Snape - May 7, 2004 3:00 pm (#941 of 2965)

*sneaks into hidden closet in my trunk, which leads to a corridor into a secret entrance to Snape's laboratory*

Yessssssssss, polyjuice potion is the answer. I shall brew up a batch and we will all become Pyro, and trick those Canadians into returning the real Pyro. It will be dangerous, but there are enough Gryffindors here to handle the job...

Mwah ha ha ha ha

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Liz Mann - May 7, 2004 3:11 pm (#942 of 2965)
Edited by May 7, 2004 8:11 am

*sigh* Oh, I wish Pyro could come back! *leans against wall and accidently moves a brick* Huh? I didn't know that moved. Hey, there's a rope behind it. I wonder what that does. *pulls rope and a doorway opens in the wall, revealing a hidden passage* Sweet! I'm going to investigate.

An hour later...

Guys! The passage comes out in Diagon Alley! This is perfect! All Pyro has to do is get to Diagon Alley, sneak into the hospital through the passage and then... did Pyro become an Animagus during our theme week? Because if she did she could just pretend one of the residents has got a new pet or something.

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Fawkes Forever - May 7, 2004 4:52 pm (#943 of 2965)
Edited by May 7, 2004 9:53 am

La la la... *singing* pretty flowers & things... la la la *begins to come out of hallucinogenic daze induced by staring too hard at Liz's smilie* Ohh where was I...... oh Pyro... help... need help... where am I....

*cool air coming from hole in the wall revives fawkes*

Coool, secret passageway.... bit like the one to Hogsmeade in the broom cupboard off the main hall.... most excellent!

*rubs hands gleefully* Like the multiple Pyro trick.... hee hee, now that would be fun.....

Before I forget.... which I probably will.....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ISTARI.... *runs to room & grabs pom poms*

Give me an H-A-P-P-Y . . .a B-I-R-T-H-D-A-Y.... HAPPY BIRTHDAY ISTARI.... butterbeer & Snape Beverages all around.....

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dobbyiscool - May 7, 2004 9:33 pm (#944 of 2965)

Dear Pyro,

Our time is running short, for our next Quidditch match is in less than a weak. Please meet the Maniac's team and cheerleaders, etc. at Quality Quidditch Supplies in Diagon Ally tonight. We got a pass to visit Diagon Ally by saying we wanted to look at new bedpans. Once there, we will work out a plan on how we're going to keep you at St. Mungo's.

The Maniac's

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Acceber - May 7, 2004 9:53 pm (#945 of 2965)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ISTARI!!!!

I hope our Diagon Alley plan works. No, that's being too much of a pessimist. It will work. Yes that's better. *crosses fingers, toes, arms, legs, tongue, and eyes for our plan to work*

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Sabotage - May 7, 2004 11:08 pm (#946 of 2965)
Edited by May 7, 2004 4:10 pm

I received this message from Pyro....

Dear friends,

I hope I can trust Sabby enough to remember to give this message to you, and so I decided to give her a Remembrall. Anyway...

I can't come back yet. You see, the Canadians have signed me on to be Seeker so they can win because they haven't won in four decades...pretty pathetic. So that's why I am here. But I was thinking...I gave Sabby a lot of private Seeker lessons, and she's a fast learner and almost as good as I am. Maybe she can Seek until I get back.

So, how are the plans on the Pyro Revolution coming? Istari, I dub thee "Lenin". (er...you know what I mean. And if you don't, then whatever.)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVERYBODY!!!

Love always,
Pyro


**sniffle sniffle** I can't believe it! Me, Seeker? But I can't! I get left behind at every game! If I'm Seeker, will you take me with you??


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dobbyiscool - May 7, 2004 11:19 pm (#947 of 2965)
Edited by May 7, 2004 4:19 pm

Ahh! She chose the sane beaver's and Canadian's over us! Why?!?! Now I know she's insane! I have proof! She chose the beaver's over our party's! Quick, lab coat guys! Bring Pyro back!

Sabby, if we cannot have Pyro as our seeker, we'd love for you to join the team. If that falls through, I'm sure we could always use a new cheerleader. Or if that doesn't float your boat, then you could forever be in charge of lining up our mode of transportation and making sure we have enough Butterbeer and Snape drinks to celebrate our wins.

Now what do we do with our Diagon Ally passes?

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*Hermionefan(#1) - May 8, 2004 12:55 am (#948 of 2965)

I thought Istari's birthday was tomorrow? Oh well, early presents then! Here you go:

~From http://davidthewlis.feeniks.net/gallery/index.php?cat=16

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Liz Mann - May 8, 2004 3:40 pm (#949 of 2965)

Hey, guys, are we having this party for Kip or not? Because I think his birthday is TODAY!

Airplane Wishes 1


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dobbyiscool - May 8, 2004 4:07 pm (#950 of 2965)

Happy birthday! Let's party!
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Liz Mann - May 8, 2004 4:20 pm (#951 of 2965)

Bring out the Snape drinks!

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Kip Carter - May 8, 2004 4:50 pm (#952 of 2965)
Edited by May 8, 2004 9:51 am

Liz, my birthday is not really until May 10th; however I am not against the members here starting to celebrate earlier because it is the weekend, it is beautiful and springtime here in South Carolina, and apparently you are ready to party! However I will not reach 64 until Monday. Check my profile by clicking on my name above. This information has been available forever!

I do think Istari is having a birthday about now!

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Liz Mann - May 8, 2004 4:52 pm (#953 of 2965)
Edited by May 8, 2004 9:53 am

Oops! I just realised before I came on here and read your post that I forgot to change my calendar over at the beginning of May. You're right. Your birthday is on Monday and Istari's is today! Sorry, guys!

Birthday Balloons Istari!

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Acceber - May 8, 2004 4:55 pm (#954 of 2965)

Happy Birthday Istari!!!

And Happy Soon-To-Be Birthday Kip!!!

Bring on the butterbeer!

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Marè - May 8, 2004 5:03 pm (#955 of 2965)

Happy birthday Istari!

I'll bake cookies in your honour this afternoon... too bad you can't taste them (Or maybe that would be called luck, who knows?)

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Viola Intonada - May 8, 2004 5:50 pm (#956 of 2965)

I am outraged! The Canadians stole our seeker, using the ol' "Your hospital is too full we will take one of your inmates off your hands" scheme. When we moved to the new St. Mungo's they added an entire wing that hasn't even been used yet. I'm so sorry I was in the "tries to have a life outside HP, but just can't ward" We have to come up with a plan to rescue Pyro. Let's use the hidden passage to Diagon Alley. Then we need to find a way to fly back to Canada. Unfortunately I already released my reindeer. We need everyone who can turn into an animagus so we can break into the Canadian Hospital. They will have her closely guarded, because they know we just might eventually figure it out. So anyone have any ideas on how to get to Canada and how to break Pyro out? Meanwhile Sabby, you had better get practicing, just in case.

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Liz Mann - May 8, 2004 6:16 pm (#957 of 2965)

Do we still have the giant rubber duck?

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dobbyiscool - May 8, 2004 6:18 pm (#958 of 2965)

I wonder if we could all just take Polyjuice potion with beaver hair in it. Could Madam P. change us back to normal - er, or as normal as we get - by our next match?

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Hermionefan(#1) - May 8, 2004 6:20 pm (#959 of 2965)

It destructed itself... WAIT!!! I've got it! *whips out wand, disguised as a harmless walking stick bug* REPARO!

Why didn't we think of it before? It's like we're insane or something!

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Liz Mann - May 8, 2004 6:33 pm (#960 of 2965)

No, we're definitely not that!

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Istari Jones - May 8, 2004 11:20 pm (#961 of 2965)
Edited by May 8, 2004 4:22 pm

Thank you a million times for the birthday wishes! Yes, Mine is today and Kip's is the 10th. (Remember, it's a surprise party for Kip. Gina, did I ask you to think of a way to get him here? If I didn't already, could you please? Unless you are too busy with the polyjuice potion...)

Frankly, all, I'm convinced Pyro has been placed under an Imperius Curse and is being forced to play for the Canadian team. Sabby, are you sure that it was Pyro that sent you that message? It could be a despicable trick devised by the Canadian team, you know.

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Liz Mann - May 8, 2004 11:29 pm (#962 of 2965)

Was it a written message or a typed one? If it was typed, then it could have been anybody writing it! If it was written, I'd closely examine the handwriting.

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dobbyiscool - May 8, 2004 11:33 pm (#963 of 2965)
Edited by May 8, 2004 4:34 pm

Jealous Canadian's!!!! Why can't they find their own seeker?

Yeah the Duck's been repaired! I wonder if we could fix the Jello Sub like that?

*pulls out the box she'd been keeping the remains of the Jello Sub in*

REPARO! Yeah! It works! Now I'm going get rid of that pointless self-destruct button.

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Istari Jones - May 8, 2004 11:34 pm (#964 of 2965)

Thank you a thousand times for the birthday wishes, and thank you, Hermy, for the beautiful posters of Lupin! And Marè', I can smell the cookies from here! Now, everyone remember about Kip's SURPRISE birthday party on the 10th! We need to think of a way to get him here. Gina, can you do that, or will you be too busy with the Polyjuice Potion? If so, can we have a volunteer??

Frankly, I have some serious concerns about Pyro's participation with the Canadian team. I believe they have her under the Imperius Curse and are forcing her to play for them. Sabby, are you sure that message came from Pyro?

Or, and I must ask this, are you in cahoots with the Canadian team to get rid of Pyro, just so you could become Seeker?? 'Fess up, Sabby! I'm not accusing you of anything, but we must know! Do they have you under the Imperius Curse also?

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Hermionefan(#1) - May 9, 2004 12:56 am (#965 of 2965)

Your welcome, Istari. Personally, I think they would be much more beautiful if he didn't have a mustache.

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PyroGrl - May 9, 2004 2:42 am (#966 of 2965)

Dear All,

I AM GOING SANE.

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dobbyiscool - May 9, 2004 2:46 am (#967 of 2965)

No! Say it ain't so! This cannot be happening! Now I know that poor pyro is under a curse. Either that or all those letters are forged. Hurry guys! We need to get a plan that will work to save pyro!!!

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Marie E. - May 9, 2004 4:06 am (#968 of 2965)

You know, I'd love to go get pyro but don't exactly fancy drinking bits of her to do it. Sorry, love.

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A-is-for-Amy - May 9, 2004 4:10 am (#969 of 2965)

Don't worry pyro! I can fix that problem in a jiffy! I'm going to need a hammer, some string, a jar of peanut butter and a large red balloon.

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dobbyiscool - May 9, 2004 4:31 am (#970 of 2965)

I don't wanna know...

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A-is-for-Amy - May 9, 2004 4:33 am (#971 of 2965)

Oh! And straws! Lots and Lots of straws...the bendy kind!

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PyroGrl - May 9, 2004 4:40 am (#972 of 2965)

And a lemon?

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dobbyiscool - May 9, 2004 4:44 am (#973 of 2965)

Wow, am I hearing things, or is pyro back? Seeing as I'm at St. Mungo's, either one is a good bet...

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PyroGrl - May 9, 2004 4:51 am (#974 of 2965)

Dear all,

Nope, I'm still here in Canada.

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dobbyiscool - May 9, 2004 4:57 am (#975 of 2965)

Darn, hearing things again...

Dear Pyro,

We have come to the conclusion that you are under the Imperius curse. Your history proves that you are "Incurably Insane" or you would have never have been admitted to St. Mungo's in the first place. We are currently looking for a way to get the Imperius curse off of you without harming you in any way. Our next match is only two days away, and we hope to have you zipping around on your bedpan before then. Give my regards to those darn beavers,

Dobby and the Maniacs

Say, we cannot blame Sabby. You know what they say, don't shoot the messenger! Canada's captain is just sore at us for their debacle at our last match. Now let’s figure out how to get the Imperius curse off Pyro!

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PyroGrl - May 9, 2004 5:01 am (#976 of 2965)

Dear All,

We had another match today against Mexico. We won because I caught the Snitch: 150 - 0. When are your next matches? We both have two more before we possibly face each other.

The beavers are very abusive. Try not to be too alarmed to see red marks and scratches all over me at our Quidditch match.

I'm still trying to find a way out of here, but they have my room under heavy guard. It's quite difficult.

Hope to see you soon,

Pyro

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Liz Mann - May 9, 2004 12:13 pm (#977 of 2965)
Edited by May 9, 2004 5:14 am

Those fiends!! Grrr. Well, that settles it. If they've got Pyro's room under heavy security then they must be trying to keep her away from us! Well, it's not going to work!

I'll take those guards out with some kung fu!

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VeronikaG - May 9, 2004 6:24 pm (#978 of 2965)
Edited by May 9, 2004 11:41 am

Hi fellow insane people!

I have finally found my way to St. Mungo's, which is probably the place in which I belong. And what are these news I hear the moment I arrive? The Canadian Quidditch team have snatched your seeker? That is outrageous. You can count on me for the rescue mission. Just don't make me go to Canada by Floo Powder, I hate that.

Now, I need to go get diagnosed.

EDIT: I'm now placed in the "Driven insane by Muggles" ward. My room is quite small, but I like it. It overlooks a garden, a very overgrown one. It has olive green wall papers, the bed has white iron bedposts and there's a HUGE wardrobe in here, that could fit a whole house. Must be Wizard space. I think I'm gonna like being in st. Mungo's.

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Liz Mann - May 9, 2004 6:45 pm (#979 of 2965)

Welcome VeronikaG! Word of advice - don't touch the Jello!!

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VeronikaG - May 9, 2004 7:12 pm (#980 of 2965)

I'm not so fond of jello, really. I'm trying hard to catch up on the threads, so I'll find out sooner or later what is up with the jello. The Weasleys didn't supply it, did they?

My room seems to come complete with a house elf called Pip. She has big brown eyes and a bubble gum pink nose. Think she is related to Winky, although she denies it.

The room also has a picture of Hermione that yells at me for not studying for finals at every spare moment, for smuggling in five cats transfigured as earmuffs that I have let out to roam the halls, and for keeping a house elf!

My giant closet is the entrance to the bathroom. Not a swimming pool exactly, but a small, dark blue bathroom with a shelf for cactus and an embedded aquarium in the wall. Nice.

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Hermionefan(#1) - May 9, 2004 7:45 pm (#981 of 2965)

Well, you should be studying for the exams, VeronicaG! By the way, do you have a nickname so we don't have to type out "V-e-r-o-n-i-c-a-G" every time we want to talk to you? I'm Hermy.

Pyro was kidnapped by the Canadians and we are thinking of using Polyjuice Potion and/or the secret passageway to Diagon Alley.

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Hermionefan(#1) - May 9, 2004 8:21 pm (#982 of 2965)
Edited by May 9, 2004 1:24 pm

Hello everybody! Right now I have a person at my house who is really psycho. She would really fit in here if she could get on the computer more often. Here she is:

Nikki: I would like to be on the same cheer-leading squad as Hermy!!!!!!!!PPPPPLLLLLLEEEEEAAAASSSSSEEEE!!! I am very,very etc. phsyco. We,he,he!!

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A-is-for-Amy - May 9, 2004 9:24 pm (#983 of 2965)

Welcome Veronica (and Nikki)! If you'd like to help me bring Pyro back, I still need about 1238 straws with red and blue stripes, about 45 miles of pink string, and 10 pounds worth of chewing gum. And a blow torch.

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Emily - May 9, 2004 11:03 pm (#984 of 2965)

Wow. 50 posts in 2 days!

Happy birthday to all who it concerns, and happy late birthday to all it concerns, and happy un-birthday to all it concerns!

Pyro! They are abusing you, making you play for them and keeping you guarded?!?! We WILL rescue you, don't worry!

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Acceber - May 9, 2004 11:27 pm (#985 of 2965)

Amy, the suspense is killing me-WHAT ARE YOU DOING???? Sorry, didn't mean to shout, but I'm curious. I have 500 straws right here *digs into drawer and sends to Amy*. There you go. Now tell me what you're doing.

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A-is-for-Amy - May 10, 2004 12:17 am (#986 of 2965)

Thanks! I don't really have a name for it, but it's BIG, so we're going to need Grawp as well. Pyro might not enjoy the trip back, but I'll get her here.

Or we could just use a port key.

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PyroGrl - May 10, 2004 12:18 am (#987 of 2965)

Dear All,

Welcome new members!! I have heard of you from my dreams...

OK. The HeadNurse Beaverette and other nurses took the patients to a Muggle Theatre to see Van Helsing, and I must say it is REALLY COOL!!!!!! I must change my avatar.

Tomorrow we are having a match against Transylvania. Now that I've seen Van Helsing I don't want to play against them -- VAMPIRES EVERYWHERE!!

Anyway, write back and rescue soon!

Pyro

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PyroGrl - May 10, 2004 12:35 am (#988 of 2965)
Edited by May 9, 2004 5:36 pm

Dear All,

AHHHHHH! CHANGE OF PLANS!! The Canadian hospital and St. Mungo's have apparently been talking...the other playoff teams gave up and WE ARE HAVING OUR MATCH TONIGHT!!! I hope you have a Seeker, and that you are prepared!! The match will be on about 7:00 p.m. WXing time in the St. Mungo's Quidditch pitch!!

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dobbyiscool - May 10, 2004 12:47 am (#989 of 2965)

NO! This won't do! Ok, Scabby, you're our seeker! AH!

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Gina R Snape - May 10, 2004 1:01 am (#990 of 2965)

Istari, I think I might be able to create a diversion to bring Kip here. But I don't know when to do it. What time does the party begin?

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Istari Jones - May 10, 2004 5:30 am (#991 of 2965)
Edited by May 9, 2004 10:39 pm

Weeellll, I have a feeling it might be an all day party, so, I would say either first thing in the morning, or maybe after you get off work, for a nice soiree. I have to do something with my job from 5:30 till about 8:30 tonight, so I'll miss the best part of the evening. The time really doesn't matter. I'm more concerned just how you're going to get him here. I'm not very good at those things, and would probably just put a bag over his head and have Hagrid throw him over his shoulder and carry him here.

Oh, and I found someone to jump out of his birthday cake. I was trying to find a few Vestal Virgins from the old Roman Empire, but alas, earwax, they're currently working as Las Vegas Showgirls and are no longer available. Besides, I can't imagine Kip would want a bunch of scantily clad Las Vegas Showgirls jumping out of his birthday cake anyway. So I got someone, uhhh, more appropriate for the St. Mungo's family.

Remember Archie from the Quidditch World Cup? The one who liked a bit of fresh air around his privates? Yup, that's who! I know, I know...you're thinking "Wow Istari! How did you get someone that sexy to jump out of Kip's cake???" Well, that's a long story, but I can say that Dolores Umbridge went missing, so she was out, and Miss February from the Quidditch Illustrated Swimsuit magazine just wasn't working out. She sheds pretty badly this time of year and we kept finding hair in the frosting.

Boy, I hope everyone can show up. Does Severus have a particularly strong case of Snape beverages for the occasion? I'm bringing potato salad.

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VeronikaG - May 10, 2004 8:12 am (#992 of 2965)

Party and a Quidditch match. Sounds like it's going to be an interesting day.

I'm not quite sure how you could find a nick that's short for Veronika, but you can skip the "G". Maybe you could call me Ronny, like Veronica in the TV show (Kirsty Ally).¨

All right, need to go clean out some boggarts.

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Marè - May 10, 2004 8:42 am (#993 of 2965)

O this party sounds great, but I don't think any discoball would do!! Hurry everybody, go find your best fireworks!

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Fawkes Forever - May 10, 2004 11:40 am (#994 of 2965)
Edited by May 10, 2004 4:47 am

*Fawkes runs in rather flustered carrying boxes & boxes of bendy drinking straws..... several bunches of Weasleys bouncing balloons & multiple packets of Greds Gooey Gum & Forges Fruit Flumps (c) Weasleys Wizard Wheezes Inc *

Amy.... *draws breath* . . . .will these do?

*tries to hide property of Leaky Cauldron on side of straws boxes whilst whistling innocently*

Fred & George said that I could have the balloons & gum for free.... said it was a clinical trial or something... & I thought... well.... clinic.... hospital.... close enough! I also invited them to the party.... by the way girls.... they're looking for a few 'laydees' to boogy on the dance floor with Oh & they are bringing the fireworks.....

*Looks around.... spots disco ball..... coloured lights.... crepe paper.... butterbeers & snape beverages*

.... oooh.... is everything ready for Kip’s surprise party?..... excellent.... what time does the guest of honour get here?

*checks watch.... it’s a toy plastic one that doesn't actually tell the time*.... oh well . . . . . *shakes watch & holds up to ear* .... better make a start on the butterbeers .... just in case

Happy Birthday Kip.....

*goes to fetch pompoms again... but is rugby tackled to the floor by Hagrid... who thinks it only fair he gets to lead this birthday chant..... Fawkes crawls out from underneath*

Groan.... what happened ..... where am I.... why is there a ball with little pieces of mirror on it rotating on the ceiling.... what’s this in my hand.... emmmm . . . what’s a Wiz-ard Wheeze? Who are Fred & George? Wait... it's a party right.... ok.... so.... ummmm, where am I exactly? And why for the love of merlin.... is that giant man wearing a skirt!

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Marè - May 10, 2004 11:54 am (#995 of 2965)
Edited by May 10, 2004 4:55 am

O dear, O dear, O dear. Fawkes, you have to stay with us now! I know this is a hospital and all, but you can't get amnesia for this party. We'll never get all the preparations done if you don't help out.

*Marè runs off to the kitchen to find something to bring Fawkes back to her senses (for as far as she had any...)*

Look here, why don't you drink this? I know it looks a bit ...odd, and don't be surprised if you will end up with steam coming out your nose, but it is probably very healthy despite all that!

*Feeds Fawkes a bright orange potion*

Now if you drink all, off you can go and cha cha with Fred later, he explicitly told me he was looking forward to that!

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Istari Jones - May 10, 2004 12:37 pm (#996 of 2965)
Edited by May 10, 2004 5:46 am

OK! *Frantically pulling out hair*

Is everything almost ready?? Fawkes! Fawkes, sweetie, drink all of that nice potion Marè' gave you....that's a good girl! You're looking better, there you go.

Ok, decorations:....disco ball...check, Weasley Deflagation Deluxe fireworks...check, colored lights, Weasleys bouncing balloons, Fairy lights, all-day long birthday candles...check. Dragons, icebergs, comets, falling stars, okey-dokey. Self-writing banners, talking posters of Kip, flaming streamers, shimmering mounds of snow, erupting volcanoes that spell out "Happy Birthday, Kip"...got it.

Now for the food: Birthday cake with Archie inside...check. Archie still breathing inside cake...check. Potato salad, Jello, Butterbeer, St. M&Ms, S'mores, packets of Greds Gooey Gum & Forges Fruit Flumps! Outrageously cool!...Snape Beverages, wow, Gina, Severus really outdid himself this time! HEY! WHO'S THE WISEGUY THAT BROUGHT CALAMARI??? NO! NO! NO!

Entertainment: Elvis's ghost, check. Weird Sisters, double check. floats from the Mardi Gras...now, where's the one that Kip is supposed to sit on...yeah, that's the one! The one with a dozen scantily clad Las Vegas Showgirls on it. I know he'd rather be on the one with all the Quidditch Illustrated Swimsuit trolls, but he's just going to have to make that sacrifice! Snape-in-Drag Ballroom dancing Competition finalists, checkeroo. Gnarly Vampire Biker Club representatives, check. Seigfreid and Roy Magic Show (rolls eyes) Oh, brother. Muggle Magic...that'll be impressive! Oh, well, they volunteered for free so we could hardly turn them down, now could we? I just hope everyone's polite to them.

Now let's review the invitations: Dumbledore is coming...great! Just make sure that calamari is outta here. McGonagall, Flitwick, Trelawney (please don't let here near the iced tea, she'll be wanting to read tea leaves for Kip), Hagrid, Arthur and Fred Weasley, Remus Lupin, (ahem...I'll show him around the party, OK?), Mad-eye Moody, Rosmerta, all coming. Oh, let's watch out, everyone, Rita Skeeter and Bozo the photographer will be here too.

Oh, I hope we're nearly ready! Are we missing anything *bites fingernails out of nervous excitement*. YES! We're missing Pyro! Pyro, come home!

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VeronikaG - May 10, 2004 1:16 pm (#997 of 2965)

Care for Magical Muffins, or strawberry pie with chocolate cream anyone? It seems there is a kitchen behind one of the doors in my wardrobe. And since I have a house elf to help out, I can whip 'em up quickly. Just feel like helping out a bit, since I'm the new girl, and have arrived right before a party.

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Fawkes Forever - May 10, 2004 1:17 pm (#998 of 2965)
Edited by May 10, 2004 6:22 am

*sips potion..... flames come shooting out of mouth..... grabs bottle & swallows the lot*

Wow, that was some stuff....

*faints.... then recovers very quickly & sits up, ears still smoking Fawkes looks round the room again*

Don't know what that was.... but it sure did the trick! Yup it’s all coming back to me..... that’s the disco ball.... that’s a butterbeer.... oh & that’s Hagrid.... that’s Veronika.... oh there’s Istari & Prof Lupin... woohoo, oh & Marè .... oh thank you *jumps up & hugs Marè tightly*

Oh thank you, thank you, thank you.....

*Marè starts to turn purple so Fawkes releases her from the hug... *

Oops, sorry Now what was that about a Weasley brother & a Cha Cha?

*looks dreamily into distance..... humming softly to herself*

No wait... I can't afford to be distracted... there will be plenty of time for that later on (hee hee) but we still have a Pyro to save & a party to plan.... *stands up in comic book hero type pose with one hand across chest* & we are just the people to do it!

Right, people!!

*claps hands & goes into mental 'monica' mode...* right, let’s get organised.... oh Marè ... I don't know what was in that potion... a Pepper-Pepper-Up Potion methinks! Oh cool.... *snaps out of Monica mode* Istari has managed it all whilst I was wandering around Diagon Alley... whoops I didn't mean to spend that long in number 93.... honest Thanks deary! By the way.... Bill & Charlie have said they'll be in later... tum te tum... this is going to be some party!

Veronika.... yum yum, need a hand with those muffins... swear I won't eat any

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A-is-for-Amy - May 10, 2004 1:28 pm (#999 of 2965)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIP!!!!!!!!

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Istari Jones - May 10, 2004 1:31 pm (#1000 of 2965)
Edited by May 10, 2004 6:31 am

Yeee-Hawww!!! Post 1000!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIP!
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Marè - May 10, 2004 1:42 pm (#1001 of 2965)
Edited by May 10, 2004 6:43 am

Happy, Happy birthday...And don't make me sing! We didn't hire that Elvis ghost for nothing!!

Fawkes, what did you do?? This purple colour is lasting! Now how am I supposed to be sweeping Charlie off his feet? (Well since Istari claimed Remus...) Well at least your back with us like your old self again... well kinda...STOP spitting flames every minute. Or wait a minute, maybe not... Do we have a barbecue somewhere???

And Istari, may I compliment you on the beautiful birthday candles you chose.

They are lovely! But erm.. all day long birthday candles, how is Kip supposed to blow them out? I'm not going to wait for a piece of birthday cake all day long!!!

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prof sprout - May 10, 2004 2:00 pm (#1002 of 2965)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIP (I figure shouting is allowed in this case)

Everyone party down. Woohoo.

I'll "disappear" for a while so be good while you are unchaperoned ;o)

Have fun and don't party too hard.

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Istari Jones - May 10, 2004 2:22 pm (#1003 of 2965)
Edited by May 10, 2004 7:22 am

Well, the idea of the re-lighting candles is that Kip has a 24-hour opportunity for a unlimited amount of wishes.

C'mon, Prof. Sprout, you can't leave! We're counting on you to lead the Conga line!

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Kip Carter - May 10, 2004 3:02 pm (#1004 of 2965)
Edited by May 10, 2004 8:04 am

I am so honored by what is going on here. I have been following this thread with awe! I am only a 64-year old grandfather who happens to be associated with the finest group of friends (and fellow inmates at St. Mungo's) whom I will always treasure.

You have made me feel inadequate in responding with enough love to even closely meet each of you halfway with the kindness that you have bestowed on me in proportions that I cannot equal. You are true friends! I am so privileged to be a part of this Harry Potter Lexicon Forums family.

I wish I could say more right now; however I will be back to enjoy everything later. I have an appointment which I need to leave for now. I do not expect to return for at least two to three hours from now. I will also need to post something later on the Lexicon Forum.

Please have fun partying! I thank each of you from the bottom of my heart! I want to single out those who have been involved with this; however I really need to spend some time thinking about what to say to properly thank each and to now omit anyone. I hope each of you understands. I am slowly getting back up to speed; however I still am not there yet. A party like this sure accelerates the recovery!

Later!

I borrowed the balloons for one of Marè's posts. Thanks in advance!

Please do not slow down the partying while I am physically away. I will definitely be here in spirit!

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VeronikaG - May 10, 2004 3:03 pm (#1005 of 2965)

Yes! Very Happy Birthday, Kip!

You are welcome to help in the kitchen, Fawkes. It doesn't matter if you eat some muffins, because the recipe is for 500. But we need all kinds of different essences. They come in all flavors and colors.

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Fawkes Forever - May 10, 2004 3:10 pm (#1006 of 2965)
Edited by May 10, 2004 8:25 am

Anyone got any alka-seltzer? With my sudden bursts of flame breath... I might be a potential hazard near the birthday cake.... never mind dancing & those Weasley boys are flame haired enough.. However... Charlie might not mind.... no wait.... sorry Marè.... I forgot... he's all yours *whistles innocently again*

Oh ta Professor Sprout... *glug glug*... oh that’s much better! Now where’s the birthday boy? Hagrid... yes indeed you may lead the cheer

Oh there’s the birthday boy.... holding the bunch of bright yellow balloons..... Yoohoooo! *waves over at Kip.... like a complete maniac Points wand at piano in corner.... cue Piano music, piano starts tinkling a merry tune* Take it away Hagrid.....

*Hagrid glides (??) into the room wearing Top Hat & tails.... with a very fine walking cane, along with Lucius Malfoy (very dapper in his attire), complete with Snake wand/cane & a very grumpy Severus Snape, also in top hat & tails. They start into a very energetic tap number..... Sev's unstoppable.... literally.... he'd put Michael Flatfoot I mean Flatley to shame... as for Lucius.... well... he's a bit slippery that one.... keeps sliding over the floor, however that could be on account of Hagrid... who's a bit over zealous to say the least .... with each enthusiastic bound the ground quakes...*

Crikey..... Hagrid... stop ... stop.... STOP.... the birthday is cake is about to topple... I mean... oh lovely... that’s it.... *whisper* stop the music someone please.... dance over... thank you! A round of applause please. *Severus runs up to the DJ booth & starts playing some records.... ABBA I believe... at Lockharts request!*

KIP... you're very welcome... here's a butterbeer

Pst... Istari... talking of the cake.... is Archie ok in there?

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A-is-for-Amy - May 10, 2004 3:17 pm (#1007 of 2965)

Well, Hagrid crushed my straws, but I think that I can make this contraption work anyway.... everyone needs to take a hold of this string and PULL. A beaver was supposed to tie it to Pyro's leg while she was sleeping. This contraption is supposed to keep her from being dragged along the bottom of the Atlantic, and to prevent her from being spotted by muggles... Grawp is the anchor man, just in case we're not all strong enough... Hold on Pyro!

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Liz Mann - May 10, 2004 3:34 pm (#1008 of 2965)
Edited by May 10, 2004 8:35 am

Marè said a while back: "Hurry everybody, go find your best fireworks!"





Here's your present. Present

Hold on, Pyro or you'll fall into the ocean!!

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Gina R Snape - May 10, 2004 5:44 pm (#1009 of 2965)

Oh drat. I just got to my computer and Kip has been here already! Well, I mean, hurray for Kip! Happy birthday!!!!! But I'm sorry, guys, that my ploy to get him over here was not able to happen in time...

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Istari Jones - May 10, 2004 5:55 pm (#1010 of 2965)
Edited by May 10, 2004 11:04 am

Surprise, Kip! *Nudges Gina while pulling on Amy's string*

You could have said you planned that all along, Gina, so...(*ahem) Great job, Gina, for getting Kip here! And I must say Severus looks quite dashing in a top hat and tails, quite dashing indeed! Watch it, Gina *whispers* I don't mean to be a party pooper, but those showgirls are really keeping a close eye on Hagrid, Malfoy, and Severus! Better stick close to him all night long!

And a big "Oooo! Ahhh!" to your fireworks, Liz!

Wow, Fawkes, I've heard of dragon breath, but this beats everything! *Hands her a few peppermint St. M&M's*

Yes, Archie's fine. I overheard him trying to sweet talk one of the Las Vegas Show girls into getting into the cake with him, but she wisely turned him down. She said something about not liking to see a grown man dressed in a flowered nightgown!

Welcome, Veronika! Hey! We can call you "Ronnikins"! But we won't confuse you with Ron Weasley, of course. That recipe for 500...is that for normal people, or Hagrid-sized muffins?

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A-is-for-Amy - May 10, 2004 6:10 pm (#1011 of 2965)
Edited by May 10, 2004 11:10 am

Everyone got a string? When we pull, if that beaver has done his part, we should be able to drag Pyro back, and - here's the good part - shell be dragged along a path that spells out Happy Birthday, Kip!

One, Two, Three.... Pull!

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Marè - May 10, 2004 6:15 pm (#1012 of 2965)

Wow, your fireworks beat everything the Weasleys brought Liz! (But don't tell ‘em I said that, because I don't need to be hexed, thank you!

Hey Gina, you're here! Long time no see! Everybody let's start the ... JIVE!!!

*starts dancing*

Hey, what is this wire doing here..hey hey! Somebody un-knot me!!
HELP

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VeronikaG - May 10, 2004 6:49 pm (#1013 of 2965)

Don't worry Marè. I'll help you. Oh, girl! You have really tied yourself up in the strings they are pulling Pyro over in. Don't know if I can get you loose without cutting them, and I don't think I can do that before Pyro is over.

For a moment I worried that you were going to turn Pyro liquid, somehow have her sucked through the straws, and then try and get her back to normal. Good thing you are only going to drag her across the Atlantic.

I guess those muffins I made were meant for Hagrid, because they grew something awesome in the oven. Pip is tending to them now. She's one happy house elf. I didn't know the preferences of everyone here, but I avoided adding flavors like cabbage, liver, herring and curry. Hope nobody's disappointed. However, there will be some muffins with pizza flavor.

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Istari Jones - May 10, 2004 9:23 pm (#1014 of 2965)
Edited by May 10, 2004 2:24 pm

Amy, may I clarify the instructions? One, two, three, pull ... I hope you don't mean "pull my finger..."

Hey Kip! When you post the next time can you make an entrance, you know, like..."Doo-be doo-be doo, here I am walking in and Oh my Gosh! A Party! What a surprise!!!

I mean, everyone has done a lot of work here to pull it off, so, you know...act surprised, OK?

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A-is-for-Amy - May 10, 2004 9:41 pm (#1015 of 2965)

And don't trip over the string!! If we're lucky, Pyro should be about 2/3 of the way here by now!

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Emily - May 10, 2004 9:44 pm (#1016 of 2965)

Happy Birthday Kip!

*Pulls string energetically* Please, please come back Pyro! We need you to help with the fireworks display! Not to mention to keep our winning streak against those beavers.

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Kip Carter - May 10, 2004 9:56 pm (#1017 of 2965)
Edited by May 10, 2004 2:57 pm

Istari, I keep trying to make an entrance like you requested; however the Weird Sisters keep elbowing me out of the way. They feel they should be the stars of the party. I keep trying to tell them I'm Kip Carter and they keep saying that there is no avatar of me on file; therefore how do they really know I am who I am? I tried to tell them that I am now 64 years old and that I rode a broom over to St. Mungo's from South Carolina. They said something about I did not look like a Democrat! Something about too much hair on my face or something like that. I don't know what to do! I know I can never make the entrance that Hagrid, Lucius, and Severus made...I am not that gifted, especially with the funny-looking pelican on my shoulder. He keeps saying he is really a friend of Sirius whom he met in the islands...keeps trying to sound like Jimmy Buffet!

I am going to try to get inside again as soon as I can figure how to get pass the winged boars or maybe that was the Weird Sisters in disguise or disgust! I will try to remember the "...Doo-be doo-be doo, here I am walking in and Oh my Gosh! A Party! What a surprise!! What is so bad is they just let in some goat who looked a little bit like Albus! Maybe that's his brother or one of his brother's friends.

Then again, maybe I should tell the Weird Sisters that if they don't let me in, I will make sure they will never see another Knut transferred to their expense account. Maybe that's it!

Later!

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Liz Mann - May 10, 2004 9:57 pm (#1018 of 2965)
Edited by May 10, 2004 2:57 pm

*pulls string with all of strength* Well, there's definitely something tied to the end of this. It had just better be Pyro and not the beaver!!

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Viola Intonada - May 10, 2004 9:57 pm (#1019 of 2965)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIP!!!!!

*helps pull on string*

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Marè - May 10, 2004 10:41 pm (#1020 of 2965)
Edited by May 10, 2004 3:43 pm

*muffled*
Guys, guys..? Could you please.."ouch"..stop pulling that string for.."oww".. one ..minute and untie me? I'm.."eep".. kinda.. "erm" want to get.."oww, Liz! That was my toe!".. loose now.. So I can deal with the Weird sisters for not letting Kip in and.."hey, watch the arm! watch the arm!"... prepare a warm welcome for pyro!

Get it? Warm welcome for Pyro?

O never mind. Could somebody send those Weird Sisters home and floo Kip to tell him he should try it again?

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Kip Carter - May 10, 2004 10:47 pm (#1021 of 2965)
Edited by May 10, 2004 3:49 pm

Istari, where are you when I need you? I have been practicing my Frank Sinatra's Strangers in the Night and these darn Weird Sister say I don't sound as cool as Frank. What do they know about being cool or kool or whatever!!! Some kid just blinded me with his flash camera and said that I look more like Santa Claus without the red suit, but he got my picture and was going to see if it matched the one he remembered in the Post Office.

I am going to have to leave soon to catch the jet stream back to South Carolina. I got caught behind a group who had been vacationing this past weekend and I thought I was never going to get to St. Mungo's in the first place. And the broom I was riding was leased out to the rental company by the one and only Mundungus Fletcher. I think I am going to leave it here at St. Mungo's and pay the penalty. It had a mind of its own, kind of like Dung. Maybe I will fly back commercial. If I don't hurry up and get inside, I am sure you will be out of liver cheesecake. As long as you don't run out of Snape Great Grape Aid, I will be fine.

The party sounds great from out here! You people really know how to throw a surprise party! I just wish I could get inside. Maybe it is the way I am dressed. Maybe I should have worn clothes that don't match in some way and then maybe they would believe me. Maybe I should try to kipendo them! Darn, I wish I would have put up an avatar!

My wife told me I had to be back so we could go to California Dreaming for my birthday bash here! I may be able to get back later!

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Istari Jones - May 11, 2004 1:31 am (#1022 of 2965)

(Puuullliiinng really hard) (*pant, pant*) Heave Ho! (Puuullls really hard again) Is that a foot? Or a tail? ("Warm welcome for Pyro" - I get it!)

OK, Kip, this is what we'll do. First, we'll get someone to do a Sonorous Charm to magically amplify their voice to announce your arrival. Can we have a volunteer? Then (Puullls hard on the string again) We're going to have a parade. We're gonna have a parade bigger than at New Orleans at Mardi Gras. (Is this string a Weasley Extendable Ear? I keep hearing Pyro say "Blub blub blub")

We'll announce your arrival like you were the King of Siam or somewhere. We have all the floats ready. You need to climb on the one with all the scantily clad Las Vegas Showgirls. (Now quit whining and get up there on that throne! I know you don't want to but dang it anyway, we all have to make some sacrifices here, OK? The float with the Quidditch Illustrated Swimsuit pinup trolls want the Weird Sisters to sit with them...Sorry!)

Oh golly! We forgot about your wife!! So sorry!!! Would she be offended sitting with the float with all the Chippendale models? She might have to be on the float with them a long, long time, as they are at the end of the parade...

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Gina R Snape - May 11, 2004 1:44 am (#1023 of 2965)

Wow. How sane do you have to be to fail at gaining entry into St. Mungo's?!?! Poor Kip.

Don't worry. We'll save you a case of Grape Snape. It will be...here waiting for you.

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Kip Carter - May 11, 2004 2:20 am (#1024 of 2965)
Edited by May 10, 2004 7:20 pm

Thanks for everything you are doing, Istari! I will try to get around these Weird Sisters when they hear the person with the Sonorous Charm speak. I saw the float you are speaking for me to get up on. That throne is really high up there. A person could get nosebleed at those heights! Cindy said that she would love to be on the float with the Chippendale models.

So here goes! I really trying my darndest to be cool getting up there; however the trolls keep trying to pull me back down. I just kipendoed one of them. He (or it) just smiled. Sorry about that, wrong float! Now I see the one with the Las Vegas Showgirls. Hey, I like that float much, much better! Oh, YES, I am definitely willing to make some sacrifices. Those showgirls aren't Veelas, are they?

Well, I up and waving my fool hand off. I would be a poor politician or a Rose Parade Queen because this waving really is tiresome, but I am up to the task! I will not disappoint you. I will sacrifice, oh yeahhhhh! I just saw Albus and Minerva and they were waving at me! WOW!!! You people here at St. Mungo's really know how to throw both a parade and a party. I tip my hat off to each of you and for all the trouble that you went to in providing this seat of honor for me! I am very lucky to have friends like each of you!

This is unbelievable! I hope I look surprised enough! I really am surprised more than it shows.

Again, thanks to everyone who made this a very special day for me! I can only hope that each of you can share the spotlight with me up here because I am only one person who definitely does not deserve all these accolades. I should have a mirror strapped to my face so that each of you could see yourself up here. It is very humbling!

You have definitely made a 64-year old granddad feel like at least a hundred million galleons! Thanks to all!

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Istari Jones - May 11, 2004 2:36 am (#1025 of 2965)

I can't and won't take credit for it all, Kip, it was a certainly a group effort by everyone here. We're missing a lot of people, though... They will be fashionably late.

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Sabotage - May 11, 2004 3:31 am (#1026 of 2965)

OH MY! I missed birthdays! I don't have any spe-ch-ial honkey-tonkey surprises for anyone but...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO EVERYONE!!!!! (and Kole too Pyro!)

I'm sorry to disappoint you all but I am NOT in cahoots with the Canadian team... I had never even heard of them until they rudely snatched Pyro from our happy home (I mean that literally, the "happy home" stuff) And I know that the letters were from Pyro because she used the secret code we had created at Hogwarts, and she used a kind of invisible ink that we made in Potions one day.

I will try my best to be as good of a seeker as Pyro (just tell me when we leave ok? he he). By the way didn't Pyro say that the next match started today?

* picks up bedpan, overnight bag, and secret plan to get Pyro back from the Beavers (just in case)*

I'll be waiting in the Jello submarine OK guys? Can I just have some cake first? *takes cake then gets onto the Jello submarine*

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Marie E. - May 11, 2004 4:13 am (#1027 of 2965)

Ah, I miss a few days and wander into a party. And for Kip, no less! Happy birthday, dear dear Kip.

Would I like some cake? Don't mind if I do!

*joins Sabby in the Jello submarine*

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Fawkes Forever - May 11, 2004 7:59 am (#1028 of 2965)
Edited by May 11, 2004 1:07 am

Sonorous
*clears throat* opps shoulda done that first... whoops... you all heard that didn't you, oh & that... & that... oh dear I'm still talking.... oh theres Bill... yeay he made it.... opps he heard that.... *notes that everyone at party have now stopped eating/drinking/dancing and are now staring in her direction, Fawkes starts to blush* whoops St Mungos appears to have done away with my internal monologue.... ahem... drat still talking.... oh dear Bill is giving me a funny look.... opps he heard that too... everyone did.... ok... get a grip.... relax.... Fawkes.... shush *people continue to stare.... a few of the veela snicker & elbow one another... Fawkes goes crimson as Bill waves*

Well anyways now that I have your attention, you're not kidding... shush internal not so internal monologue..... *more stares... pause* Everyone please welcome the birthday boy... Kip Carter.... round of applause please! *Float comes into great hall in St Mungos to a standing ovation! Kip stands up & does his best Frank Sinatra impersonation.... Dooby Dooby dooo..... The party kicks off (again) with more fireworks whilst Ghost Elvis breaks into a chorus of Jail House rock!*

*Fawkes looks at clock on wall.... realises that it is indeed the next day...* Wow, some party *& that Kip has only just made it into said party....* whoops! Oh it's the 11th... that means that.... *huge grin spreads across face* It's our healer Prof Sprouts birthday... WOOHOOO.... let the party continue!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PROF SPROUT (sorry I forgot to turn off the sonorus charm... that was a bit loud) Quietus

Oh I'm dizzy from all the dancing and twirling under the disco ball.... (& the hiding from Bill ) but seeing as it's another day another birthday .... let the party continue.... & Kip seeing as you didn't get here until today... well... it's still your birthday!

Continues pulling on the string to get Pyro here..... emmmm, just a thought..... we did remember to thread the string around Ireland didn't we..... I mean we don't want Pyro crashing into the Emerald Isle enroute to St Mungos......

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VeronikaG - May 11, 2004 8:36 am (#1029 of 2965)

Happy Birthday, Professor Sprout!!

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A-is-for-Amy - May 11, 2004 1:06 pm (#1030 of 2965)

Oh my head! WAY too much Snape beverage last night. I found the end of the string - was Pyro at the end of it? Did Marè ever get untangled? When do we leave for Japan?

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Liz Mann - May 11, 2004 1:56 pm (#1031 of 2965)
Edited by May 11, 2004 6:57 am

After we've got Pyro to St Mungo's. (*pulls even harder on string*)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PROF. SPROUT!!

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Fawkes Forever - May 11, 2004 3:45 pm (#1032 of 2965)
Edited by May 11, 2004 8:49 am

Keep pulling guys... just make sure Pyro doesn't bump her head on Ireland....

Amy.... what do you mean you found the end...... the end of the end... of the end of the string? *glup* Where's Pyro.... is she running freely round St Mungos? *sings* Born Freee... Free as the grass grows.... Oh Pyro..... Pyro are you here?

Hope she turns up soon..... *spies crate of Snape Beverages & Butterbeers*... umm Amy... could I tempt you.... hair of the dog & all that... no no, there's no dogs in Snape Beverages! That I know of *Throws Prof Sprout a butterbeer..* Oh I know you're supposed to be on duty.... but it is your birthday.... go on.... you know you want to!

Come on Severus... start that music up again..... maybe if we play some funky tunes... Pyro might appear to boogie the night away on the dance floor! Marè... Marè... where did that girl go... thought she wanted to start a conga line... hmph... last I seen, she was talking to Charlie.... ohhhh, on second thoughts.... I'll leave her for a bit

*Grabs copious amounts of butterbeer & starts conga line round the dancefloor handing out bottles of butterbeer... Saturday night fever then blares out across the hall... Fred & George slide in on their knees... complete with John Travolta style suits.... & swing Prof Sprout round the dance floor! Come on Hagrid.... Lucius..... umm you too Bill *blush*.... lets boogie!

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Viola Intonada - May 11, 2004 6:13 pm (#1033 of 2965)

Happy Birthday Prof. Sprout!!

* Blushes profusely* uumm folks, at some time during all of the partying last night, we started pulling the wrong direction. Quick, start pulling the other direction!

*checks to make sure Marè is not tangled this time*

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Marè - May 11, 2004 6:48 pm (#1034 of 2965)
Edited by May 11, 2004 11:49 am

I'm untangled, thank you! Dear professor Flitwick helped me out.

Are you sure the other end of the wire hasn't been here yet? Because at some point during the party something got in here. It was sort of human shaped, covered in seaweed, mud, green clovers and an occasional shell...

And so I didn't start the conga line, my apologies. But alas, didn't professor Dumbledore give the best tango demonstration ever?
Kip was even so nice as lending him one of his Las Vegas showgirls for it!
I must say, Kip, you could have paid a little bit more attention to your girls, they were a bit miffed because you kept throwing suspicious glares at the chippendales all the time!
And Fawkes, what do you mean "I have twigs in my hair!?!" It's part of my party outfit you see, I mean we are still partying right?

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A-is-for-Amy - May 11, 2004 7:15 pm (#1035 of 2965)

I know we pulled something back from Canada! Maybe we should start a search party for Pyro before we have to grab the portkey to Japan!

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prof sprout - May 11, 2004 7:52 pm (#1036 of 2965)

Thank you everyone.

**Grabs the butterbeer**

Let’s continue the partying. Woohoo, I can party down with with the best of them, you should have seen me at the Coyote Ugly Bar in Las Vegas for my senior spring break trip.

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Acceber - May 11, 2004 8:13 pm (#1037 of 2965)
Edited by May 11, 2004 1:14 pm

~*pulls really hard on string*~

Happy Birthday Again Kip! Glad you appreciated our efforts. It was really fun to put it all together, not that I did anything worthwhile .

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dobbyiscool - May 11, 2004 9:30 pm (#1038 of 2965)

Drat! I missed the party. Happy Birthday Kip!

Ok, I've got an idea (no offence, but the game starts soon, and I have no idea how long it will take you to pull Pyro accross the ocean to St. Mungos...) *concentrates really hard* ACCIO PYRO! *Watches horizon* THERE SHE IS! NOW WE CAN BEAT THE BEAVERS!!!!

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Liz Mann - May 11, 2004 9:49 pm (#1039 of 2965)
Edited by May 11, 2004 2:51 pm

Why didn't we think of that?? We've been doing all this pulling for NOTHING??!! Mad

Terrific

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PyroGrl - May 11, 2004 9:51 pm (#1040 of 2965)

**stumbles in, gets on broom** Hey guys. It's so good to see you again!! **tries to hug all, but is restrained by the Canadian Beavers** Grr on them!!!

**whistle blows, the game is afoot!!**

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dobbyiscool - May 11, 2004 10:04 pm (#1041 of 2965)

NO! The beavers came, too! Pyro is still on their team. DON'T CATCH THE SNITCH, PYRO! Wait until we score 160 points more than the Beavers, then you can catch the snitch and we win the game, just like Krum did. We don't have a seeker, so don't worry about competition (unless Sabby shows up, but Sabby isn't that good at flying on a bedpan yet, too used to broomsticks).

*Smacks the bludger at the Beaver's keeper* Pow! Who cares if you’re not hurting Harry Potter! You kidnapped Pyro, you stupid beavers! *Hits the other bludger at a Chaser and watches the quaffle go through our hoops* Yeah! I don't know who scored, but 10-0 Manics! *goes seaching for a bludger to hit at someone*

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A-is-for-Amy - May 11, 2004 10:15 pm (#1042 of 2965)

I thought we were playing the Japanese team?

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dobbyiscool - May 11, 2004 10:20 pm (#1043 of 2965)

It was cancelled and we are now playing the Beavers in the World Cup. Current score: 20-0 Maniacs!

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Istari Jones - May 11, 2004 10:29 pm (#1044 of 2965)

YAAAY, Pyro's back! Way to go, Dobby! Sorry, guys, but the Canadian Beavers aren't allowed to be here, literally. They didn't bring their passports with them. I've called the Magical Law Enforcement Agency. They should be arriving any minute now to send the Beavers packing.

And, YAY! YAY! YAY! It's Prof. Sprout's birthday too! Let's rev this party up a notch higher, shall we? (Pulls out magic wand and transmogrifies the nearest float into a solid gold barge like Cleopatra used on the Nile.) Sorry, Cindy, time's up on the Chippendale models. You'll have to ride with Kip with the Las Vegas Showgirls. We need those models to fan Sprout with these ostrich plume fans and to feed her grapes. Here, Sprout, Let's get you up there...that's it...Now just relax back on this lovely chaise lounge. Are 10 Chippendale models enough? They only wanted to send 5 but I told them, "No way, 10 of them for Sprout or none at all!" So there you go. (Tremendous fanfare of trumpets sound as Sprout passes through the crowd, waving and smiling regally from the float)

Here's some presents for you, Prof. Sprout... (reaches into bag) a lovely Charm bracelet with magical charms. Just pick any of them off and throw it down. When it hits the ground it turns into what the charm looks like. See this shiny model of a car? (Whack!) There you go... a shiny new Corvette, just for you! Also (reaches deeper into the bag...) a 12 carat blue diamond necklace... (sticks head into bag) a gift certificate for a massage at a spa in Aspen, Colorado (travel and motel stay included)...(reaches deeper into the bag) ...a selection of gardening tools, 25 pounds of fresh dragon manure, and (Falls into bag) a packet of honking Daffodil bulbs and (rustles around in bag) ...a can of cat food. Happy Birthday, Sprout!

Fawkes, I must say that was a great job using the Sonorus Charm. I think they could hear you all the way to Wales.

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Liz Mann - May 11, 2004 10:41 pm (#1045 of 2965)
Edited by May 11, 2004 3:47 pm

Hey, I just got an owl from the Japanese team. The match is back on! And the beavers are on their way home! Yeah, get out of here you mean old beavers!! Go get your own Seeker!

Pyro said - *stumbles in, gets on broom* Pyro! What are you doing? You're meant to be on a bedpan, not a broom!

OMG, the beavers have turned you sane!!! Afraid Quick, somebody do something, or they'll kick her out again saying she doesn't belong here!!

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Emily - May 11, 2004 11:33 pm (#1046 of 2965)

Happy Birthday Prof. Sprout!

*waves as hard as possible*Hi, Pyro! We missed you! We'll get you back, just please, please don't go sane!

*starts cheering*Go Maniacs! 50-0 to the Maniacs! We don't need the law enforcement to send them packing! GOOOOOOOOOO Maniaaaaaaaacs!

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A-is-for-Amy - May 12, 2004 1:44 am (#1047 of 2965)

Well I can make Pyro insane again, but it aint gonna be pretty. My kids got me with this one:

Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?

Had enough?

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Hermionefan(#1) - May 12, 2004 2:00 am (#1048 of 2965)

PYRO!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE BACK!!!!!!! But are you? Have the evil Beavers turned you sane? NOOO!!! We simply can't have a sane Seeker! the thought is ridiculous!

Happy birthday Kip and Prof. Sprout! Sorry I'm late and I have to go now. It's my bedtime.

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Sabotage - May 12, 2004 2:10 am (#1049 of 2965)

*suddenly swoops down from nowhere* Sorry guys.. I thought we were taking the Jello submarine and when you all left I ate some. And ended up here. I sprouted wings. The Jello may have gone bad and that's why I can fly now.

*flaps gi-normus wings and lands on a Beaver* Hey you! Give us our normal Pyro back!!! *begins whacking the Beaver repeatedly*

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Marè - May 12, 2004 2:56 am (#1050 of 2965)
Edited by May 11, 2004 7:57 pm

Oooo, Istari such wonderful presents.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PROFESSOR SPROUT!!!

I'm a little bit lost here, there are some people thinking we are playing quidditch, but guys, guys...! :waves frantically at all the people running around chasing imaginary balls: We are still partying!

O well, must have been the butterbeer..or maybe it is just them...This is St. Mungo's after all!
Go Maniacs!
Now prof Sprout.. How about that Conga line?

PS speaking of insane... it is 4:56 in the morning, and I'm up - up and awake...

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prof sprout - May 12, 2004 3:09 am (#1051 of 2965)

I can fix Pyro.

**Lights a match** Hey Pyro, I here that the OTHER Pyro, is going to reclaim your title. You don't want that wimpy guy with that title do you, he can't even start fires.

**Starts the conga line now** woohoo. Where's the disco ball?

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Ticker - May 12, 2004 3:17 am (#1052 of 2965)
Edited by May 11, 2004 8:19 pm

(Dizzily stumbles out of the Lobby fireplace & grabs the nearest object for support...)

Ugh! Oh! Sorry, um, Miss February (reads bulging banner across chest) I presume? (Quickly removes hand & wipes it off on robe...)

(Shakes enormous volume of burnt floo powder out of hair...) This place looks great! Wow! That golden float is truly remarkable... and the music,... and the muffins,... and the pile of string,... (Brushes more floo powder off self & grabs a Snape - beverage, that is...)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ISTARI! HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIP! HAPPY BIRTHDAY PROF. SPROUT! Surprise! Er, maybe not... as usual - I'm late. But look! Now that I finished my visit with my family in SD, I travelled long distance floo (brushes off front of robe & momentarily disappears in puff of smoke) - cough - so that I could deliver these fabulous presents.

Istari, as our fearless Activities Director, I nicked (er, acquired) this loud speaker for you. It belonged to Gutson Borglum as he directed the carving of Mt Rushmore. Um,... I don't know how to use muggle technology that old, but I thought it would look cool with your collection of punch card ballot counters.

Kip, for you I tried to shrink Mt. Rushmore itself as a little momento of your presidential status here, but the spell hit this mountain goat instead & he was just so darn cute I thought, what the heck? It's been living off of road paint & occasional tourists so I guess you can feed it about anything. Better get a pocket protector though - those horns are sharp.

Professor Sprout - I brought you some beautiful black soil from the Black Hills - complete with prairie dog farm, live turd birds & a jackalope. I wanted to get you that magical plant known as the Tourist Trap but the prices on them have gone through the roof in preparation for the upcoming season.

And for all of the residents I brought with me "Only ######*miles to WALL DRUG" bumper stickers. See - the number adjusts magically no matter where you take it, so you can always find your way back to Wall, SD should need arise. Dobby I hope you don't already have one.

Well, I'm off to the snack bar & quidditch pitch (weird to watch this match - or is the match actually happening?) People around here are predictably confused about this. Ahhh - good to be back!

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Fawkes Forever - May 12, 2004 9:07 am (#1053 of 2965)
Edited by May 12, 2004 2:10 am

PYRO.... *runs up & gives Pyro a back breaking hug* Oh its so good to see you.... hope you're not too sane... never mind... a few minutes back in our company & you'll be round the twist in no time....

Talking of the twist.... who’s up for another boogie *Sev puts on a Chubby Checker record.... throws Fawkes a dirty look for keeping him up all night playing records & away from his Gina* Opps sorry Gina... it's just I can't seem to stop dancing for more than a few minutes.

Marè.... twigs in your hair? Party outfit... *cough*yeahright*cough* Inspired my dear.... what a fashion statement! By the way.... how is Charlie, did he enjoy the party?

Istari... wow great presents... I can't wait until my birthday now which *looks meaningfully in a tall red heads direction & mutters Sonorus * is on Sunday by the way ... as in SUNDAY.... this Sunday.... quietus *wonder did they get the hint.... hee heee heeeee*

Ta for the bumper sticker Ticker *attaches to back of BedPan* Looks pretty nifty! Right, can someone stop me from dancing..... my legs feel like jelly! Sorry Jello!

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dobbyiscool - May 12, 2004 9:04 pm (#1054 of 2965)
Edited by May 12, 2004 2:05 pm

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVERYONE WHOSE BIRTHDAY IS THIS WEEK!

Thanks for the offer, Ticker, but seeing as I live in SD (east river though), I have no need for a bumper sticker to tell me how far away Wall Drug is. All I have to do is look out my car window every so often... Did you know they have Wall Drug signs in London, and even Afghanistan. And they say we're insane.

Sorry to break up the party, but we are going to miss the Quidditch match against Japan, and that's our ticket into the Cup. All aboard the Jello Sub. NOW! Pyro, you can drive, but no 3 hour tours, please. They're expecting us at 5 o'clock Lexicon time!

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PyroGrl - May 12, 2004 11:42 pm (#1055 of 2965)

**A stray Bludger flies out of nowhere toward Sabby**

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! **flies toward it, pushes Sabby out of the way, gets hit by Bludger and falls to ground**

Beavers: **whack tails and drag me back to Canada**

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dobbyiscool - May 13, 2004 12:31 am (#1056 of 2965)

Don't look at me, I didn't hit that bludger! *Accio Pyro* There, now Pyro is back, and we're abord the Jello Sub. Japan Owled me, and they had to postpone the match for an hour becuase one of the goals on our side fell over and they needed to get that fixed.

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Viola Intonada - May 13, 2004 1:04 am (#1057 of 2965)

I don't care where we are, or where we are going, as long as I have butterflies to chase, I'm happy.

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Sabotage - May 13, 2004 2:44 am (#1058 of 2965)

*flaps wings and great gusts of air hit the Beavers knocking them out* Ha ha you ugly gits! We are keeping our Pyro and you can NOT have 'er back!

*swoops up then dives down and grabs the Beavers* I'm taking you back to your brainwashing cult! *flies off into the north*

I'll be back for the match!!!!

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Istari Jones - May 13, 2004 3:08 am (#1059 of 2965)

PYRO! (Hugs Hugs Hugs Hugs Hugs Hugs Hugs Hugs) Quick, someone! Force feed her some lime jello! It's her only hope to return to insanity!

Thanks for the great loudspeaker, Ticker! And man, am I envious, Prof. Sprout...you got a real Jackalope! WOW!

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Blast - May 13, 2004 6:08 am (#1060 of 2965)

The best way to distract Beavers is to give them something to chew on, accio pine, ther that will give you some time, beavers just can,t refuse a good chew on some fresh pine. Excuse me for my absence, I have been undercover trying to get Pyro, can someone help me fix my teeth?

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VeronikaG - May 13, 2004 9:57 am (#1061 of 2965)

Actually, Blast, they become you. So.... Canadian. No, just joking. *Reducio*. Good thing transfiguration is one of my strong suits. Who knows what the effect would have been had I made a shrinking potion.

I have never been in the Jello Submarine before. I'm scared! Is it just the Maniacs going, or all of us? And all the way to Japan....

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Marè - May 13, 2004 3:03 pm (#1062 of 2965)
Edited by May 13, 2004 8:05 am

Well Veronika, you did a very lovely job on Blasts teeth, really, really very lovely, but those flowers growing out of his ears... that's a normal side-effect?
Well at least they will attract some butterflies, so Viola will be pleased. Just make sure she doesn't whack Blast on his head with her net when she tries to catch them...

And we have a birthday on Sunday? O dear, what do we do, keep the party running till Sunday? But then maybe we are too tired to throw a party worthy of St. Mungo's. We could also play Japan first, but if we don't win fast enough our quidditch players will be too tired to throw a party worthy of St. Mungo's.
What a dilemma!

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Istari Jones - May 13, 2004 3:35 pm (#1063 of 2965)
Edited by May 13, 2004 8:36 am

To party, or not to party. That is the question! Whether 'tis nobler in the mind's eye to continue with frivolity and festivities, or to seek out competition and victory thru Quidditch.

I suggest we play Quidditch, and then we'll be nice and fresh for Fawkes's party.

Archie? Archie, can you hear me? (muffled sounds heard within leftover cake) Why didn't you jump out during all the festivities?

Yes, you can come out now...(muffled words)

Yes, the Trolls are gone. (More muffled words)

(Rolls eyes) yes, there is a nice breeze blowing in from the lake...

OK, but we have Fawkes's party on Sunday, so don't forget.

Hey, Great teeth,'Newt! Who's your dentist? Ronnikins? I'll have to make an appointment.

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Fawkes Forever - May 13, 2004 3:37 pm (#1064 of 2965)
Edited by May 13, 2004 8:38 am

It's ok.... person celebrating (commiserating) on Sunday just informed me that this birthday can be ignored..... see if I don't have a party, I mean, if they don't have a party then said person can go into denial about being a year older... not that it bothers me I mean them really!

Anyways... when we win.... we can have a double celebration... & a party in the Jello Sub sounds like fun

On second thoughts... another excuse to go completely nuts.... ahem... ok then... let’s PARTEEEEE!

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Istari Jones - May 13, 2004 3:45 pm (#1065 of 2965)

Soooo, how many candles on the cake????

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Fawkes Forever - May 13, 2004 3:54 pm (#1066 of 2965)
Edited by May 13, 2004 8:56 am

*whisper* 28... hee hee... so fire engines on standby folks

Think I'll need a butterbeer or three Ah I'm not worried....

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VeronikaG - May 13, 2004 7:17 pm (#1067 of 2965)

Wow, Fawkes. I always had you pictured as younger than me. Probably the schoolgirl avatar.

I know how we can play Japan, and still be all fresh and energetic for Fawkes’ party. We use a giant time turner! That way, if we play overtime against Japan, we can just turn back time one hour over and over as long as we have to. Then we keep turning back time while we sleep (someone will have to stay awake to flip the time turner, we can take turns on that), and we're all slept out by party time? Good idea?

Yes, flowers out of ears seem to be a usual side effect when I use transfiguration for medical purposes.

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A-is-for-Amy - May 13, 2004 7:27 pm (#1068 of 2965)

Another way is for our seeker to catch the snitch in about thirty seconds, then port-key back!

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Acceber - May 13, 2004 8:08 pm (#1069 of 2965)

Or we could have the party after we play Quidditch (and win) and eat to regain our strength.

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Viola Intonada - May 14, 2004 12:32 am (#1070 of 2965)

*Chases lovely butterfly, tries to catch it in net*

Whoops, sorry Blast. *Blushes* Terribly sorry about hitting you with my net. Lovely flowers you've got there. Just perfect for attracting butterflies.

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Ticker - May 14, 2004 12:42 am (#1071 of 2965)

Uh... Liz???? Time for you to be decisive... I think...

Ronnikins - Welcome! Nice work with Blast's teeth... (are we telling him before or after the match that they're pointed? I forget.) Hey... wait a minute... they let you keep your wand?

Istari, funny you should mention your appreciation of jackalopes since the pair I brought back for Prof. Sprout have..., well, have been busy. I turned them loose in our bedroom thinking they would like the nice forest environment. However they seem to prefer quiet open spaces. The last one I saw was nesting on the north-east corner of your bed. Um... happy birthday?

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Fawkes Forever - May 14, 2004 4:33 pm (#1072 of 2965)

Tee hee Veronika, perhaps it’s my vast quantities of maturity & sense that lead to your conclusion.....



Right folks.... Japan here we come Woohooo.....

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Istari Jones - May 14, 2004 4:43 pm (#1073 of 2965)

Ooohhh, Viola! Butterflies! Why couldn't it be "follow the spiders..." (grins!)

Hey, Ticker, what are all of these raisins doing all over my bed? Oh.....

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Gina R Snape - May 14, 2004 4:51 pm (#1074 of 2965)

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. I tried "accio pine" as Blast suggested. But instead of pine cones, I got a stack of those pine scented car trees. What should I do?

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A-is-for-Amy - May 14, 2004 5:50 pm (#1075 of 2965)

Open a car wash? Where did the new Jello Submarine come from? The Slytherins ate the last one... do we have a mold to make more?

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dobbyiscool - May 14, 2004 5:52 pm (#1076 of 2965)
Edited by May 14, 2004 10:53 am

I made a new Jello Sub, but this one is made out of metal and has Jello kept inside for us to eat. This way, no one will eat our mode of transportation.

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Liz Mann - May 14, 2004 5:58 pm (#1077 of 2965)

Okay, I've been away for a day because of a headache and I can't be bothered to read all the new posts. Has everyone left for Japan yet or am I in time to board the jello sub?

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Emily - May 14, 2004 6:17 pm (#1078 of 2965)

Just in time!

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Liz Mann - May 14, 2004 6:56 pm (#1079 of 2965)

Great! *gets on board the jello sub* Come on, team, or we'll be late and they'll make us forfeit to the Japanese team.

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Hermionefan(#1) - May 14, 2004 8:50 pm (#1080 of 2965)

Coming! *Grabs cheerleading outfit and pom-poms and jumps on board* Jello!

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dobbyiscool - May 14, 2004 8:56 pm (#1081 of 2965)

All aboard! Ready for departure!

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Acceber - May 14, 2004 9:37 pm (#1082 of 2965)

I'm on! Or have we already left? *looks worried*

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Liz Mann - May 14, 2004 9:42 pm (#1083 of 2965)

No, we haven't yet. Hurry, everybody who's not already on, or we'll leave without you.

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Marè - May 14, 2004 11:50 pm (#1084 of 2965)
Edited by May 14, 2004 4:50 pm

I'll stay here to prepare everything for Sunday’s party (and to secretly continue hopping on everybody's bed)
Make you sure you get back in time'. Let some-one navigate who doesn't keep the map upside down and remember, the polestar can be located with the help of Ursa Major!

Have Fun!

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Sabotage - May 15, 2004 3:38 am (#1085 of 2965)

*swoops into the Jello sub* Whew! Those Beavers struggled all the way to Canada. But once I dropped them in a pine forest they seemed to stop being demonic. Or was that because they had to concentrate on surviving?

*folds wings too make room for more people* Well. Isn't this cosy? I've never actually ridden on the Jello sub... I was always left behind. Who's driving?

Please don't do any barrel rolls unless you want me to be sick all over the bedpans.

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Liz Mann - May 15, 2004 1:46 pm (#1086 of 2965)

Guys, yesterday was Septentrion's birthday!

Happy belated birthday, Septentrion!

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Emily - May 15, 2004 2:38 pm (#1087 of 2965)

Happy Belated Birthday Septentrion! Don't worry, we'll win our game to celebrate! And, I brought you a can opener!

*gets into the sub after handing over the can opener*

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Acceber - May 15, 2004 6:59 pm (#1088 of 2965)

Happy Belated Birthday Septentrion! I don't have a present for you sorry, so accept this digital birthday greeting as just that.

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septentrion - May 15, 2004 8:07 pm (#1089 of 2965)

How do you know I've been lurking here for several days ? Do you have the inner eye ? Thanks for wishes and greetings.

I was trying in fact to hide from the men in white and where's better than the hospital ? They'd never think to look for me here, but now my cover is blown up. A healer has conducted me to the HP obsession ward. He doubts I can be cured but I don't feel ill nor insane, so what's the matter with a treatment ? Now I'm going to visit the hospital as I'm free to go wherever I want inside it. I will surely meet one of you in the corridors, no ?

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VeronikaG - May 15, 2004 8:27 pm (#1090 of 2965)

Keep my wand? No, they let me keep my ..uh... toothbrush. That could explain why it worked a bit funny when I fixed Blast's teeth. A transfigured wand is a tricky thing to work with.

I think it's cool to be called Ronnikins, but it's not really shorter than Veronika, is it? :-)

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Istari Jones - May 15, 2004 8:36 pm (#1091 of 2965)
Edited by May 15, 2004 1:37 pm

Ok, we can stick with Veronika! Unless you'd like something different?

Welcome, Septentrion!!! Why all the lurking? Don't you know by now you can run but you cannot hide? Had we known we'd have had a party for you also! So, tomorrow is Fawkes's birthday, you will be here, won't you? At any rate, we can celebrate a bit now! Voila! *reaches into bottomless gift bag once more* . . . Here! Your very own Egyptian Pyramid, . . . *reaches deeper into bag* . . . . a case of Honeyduke's Chocolates . . . .*digs still deeper* . . . a camel, a gold plated toilet . . . .*Sticks head into bag* . . . and a flying bedpan! Have a bit of cake! Happy Birthday!

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Hermionefan(#1) - May 16, 2004 12:18 am (#1092 of 2965)

Or we could just call Veronica “Ronnie.”

Happy Belated Birthday Septentrion! I haven't got time to get you a picture of your favorite HP character, and anyways I don't know who that is, so I got you a Bedpan Servicing Kit to go with the bedpan Istari got you!

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Istari Jones - May 16, 2004 12:57 am (#1093 of 2965)

PS, Hermy, I used the first Lupin photo you got me as my wallpaper, Thanks again!

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Viola Intonada - May 16, 2004 1:05 am (#1094 of 2965)
Edited by May 15, 2004 6:05 pm

Happy Belated, Belated Birthday Septentrion! I got you a present. Here, it is "Bedpan Quidditch Through the Ages". I know it is a rather thin book right now. After all Bedpan Quidditch just started several months ago when we had our first game in Aruba. But don't worry, since we are in the Wizarding World, it automatically updates itself after all of our matches! Btw, welcome to St. Mungo's, you will fit in nicely here! Do you play an instrument? We have quite a nice little group that likes to get together and play a bit. I hope you were able to smuggle your wand in okay. If so, I suggest you have it transfigured soon, it is easier to hide it that way. Not to toot my own horn or anything, but I have quite a talent for transfiguring wands into musical instruments.

Uh oh, I better hurry up, the Jello Submarine is about to leave without me. *Jumps on board just before the door closes and the air locks activate* Whew, that was close!

Istari, "Why couldn't it be follow the spiders." LOL

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Istari Jones - May 16, 2004 3:04 am (#1095 of 2965)

Here, it is “Bedpan Quidditch Through the Ages". I know it is a rather thin book right now. After all Bedpan Quidditch just started several months ago when we had our first game in Aruba."

Viola, that's great! Have you thought about writing "chapters" for it and posting it near the Daily Prophet section?

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septentrion - May 16, 2004 1:34 pm (#1096 of 2965)

Thanks for welcoming and for the presents ! The Egyptian pyramid is particularly cool. I still don't know well the rules here but glad to know I should hide my wand.

Viola, you could transfigure my wand into a clarinet. It's been ages I haven't played of it but I could relearn and join the band. Oh I guess I have to wait for your coming back.

I'm going to read "bedpan quidditch through the ages" to update myself.

Hermione I already have many pictures of Snape but never have enough. He provides the hospital doesn't he ? Maybe I'll be able to meet him !

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Liz Mann - May 16, 2004 1:51 pm (#1097 of 2965)

The Jello Sub is leaving! Quick, everyone who's not on board, GET ON BOARD! We're pulling away from land, you'll have to jump!

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Liz Mann - May 16, 2004 4:02 pm (#1098 of 2965)

Cheating I know...

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Liz Mann - May 16, 2004 4:02 pm (#1099 of 2965)

...but I hardly ever...

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Liz Mann - May 16, 2004 4:02 pm (#1100 of 2965)
Edited by May 16, 2004 9:03 am

...get these numbers!

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VeronikaG - May 16, 2004 6:31 pm (#1101 of 2965)

Hello, I'm Ronnie, and I'm a Potterholic.

Nobody told me about the orchestra! You know I'm pretty "good" on magical guitar. Well, it's like El-guitar, but works magically instead of electrically. You knew that.

Fawkes, I found a gift for you in a shelf in my gigantic wardrobe closet. A sneakoscope that takes musical requests. And I got you a huge bar of Honeyduke's chocolate.

For Septentrion: a necklace that looks like golden and blue scarab beetles. I'm sure it's magical somehow. And a box of chocolate frogs. Didn't take the risk of the every flavour beans.

When's the party starting?

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Liz Mann - May 16, 2004 7:59 pm (#1102 of 2965)

Happy Birthday Fawkes!

Happy Birthday

I think that's the last birthday this month. Are there any June babies on here besides me?

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dobbyiscool - May 16, 2004 8:00 pm (#1103 of 2965)

People who aren't involved in Quidditch, we are about to start our match, but I thought I'd write you quick. Start the party without us, and we'll be back as soon as we possibly can. Shoot! We're about to start! Gotta go! -Dobbyiscool

Everybody off the Jello Sub.! Now! *Everyone is pulling on their gear, and jumping on their bedpans, then we fly as fast as we can to the field* Wow, we actually made it with a few seconds to spare. *the ref blows the wistle* And we're off! *smacks bludger at the opposing chaser who just stole the quaffle* Take that, you theif!

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Acceber - May 16, 2004 9:09 pm (#1104 of 2965)

We've started already?!? All right then, GOOOOOOOO MANIACS!!!!! Good luck everyone who's playing, not me *pouts*.

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Hermionefan(#1) - May 16, 2004 9:46 pm (#1105 of 2965)

We've already started? Wow! I thought we would spend the night here and the match was tomorrow? Ah well.

GOOO MANIACS!!!

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Marè - May 16, 2004 9:55 pm (#1106 of 2965)
Edited by May 16, 2004 2:56 pm

Happy birthday Fawkes!!!

Pffft just in time, four minutes before this Sunday ends

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Liz Mann - May 16, 2004 10:23 pm (#1107 of 2965)
Edited by May 16, 2004 3:23 pm

*grabs Quaffle and shoots towards the goal posts but is intercepted by a Bludger from an opposing Beater* Blast!

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Hermionefan(#1) - May 17, 2004 12:41 am (#1108 of 2965)

Go Maniacs, Go, go Maniacs!

Oh, great, look Hagrid turned up on his flying motorcyc--Hagrid, look out!

*Hagrid is blown off course and slams into goalposts, blocking other team from scoring*. Go Hagrid!

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Fawkes Forever - May 17, 2004 8:54 am (#1109 of 2965)

Thanks for the birthday wishes....
Oops... Hi Guys, did I miss the party... oh dear!

Well... I was emmmm, talking to Bill Weasley on Friday evening & I said that I was going to Hogsmeade to get you all some nice sweeties in Honeydukes to say thanks for the party. He said it was a lovely idea & that he'd come with me for the walk. So we headed off to the secret passage way to Hogsmeade, in the broom cupboard off the main hall.

As soon as I entered the cupboard... I realised it was the wrong one... just a regular one with cleaning supplies & no secret passageway into Hogsmeade.... but the door blew shut behind us before we could get back out & well, we've been stuck in there ever since *oh dear* Good job I had a packet of Forges Fruity Flumps & some water... otherwise we might have starved! I kept thumping the door... but no one came along! If it wasn't for the copy of Malecrits' play "Hélas, j'ai Transfiguré mes Pieds (Alas, I have Transfigured my Feet)" that we found in there, to entertain us, I don't know what we would have done...

Filch (moonlighting from Hogwarts) just let us out there now..... He gave us a right telling off.... & I'll tell you this he has some imagination! Some of the accusations... well I never! Bill just told him to go do a few things in some choice phrases I know Molly wouldn't approve of... Oh well... suppose it was one way to spend my birthday, & sure the company was good *whistles innocently whilst trying to change the subject*

I even missed the Jello Sub to Japan.... oh well... I'll just wait here to you all get back... & play with my music sneakoscope.... woohoo... how cool is that! *easily distracted* Wonder how the match is going.... hope Hermy is keeping up the cheers & that they don't notice I'm missing from the pyramid... Hagrid should count for two people... or three depending on how you look at it! Right... I think I need some food & water.... *wolfs down chocolate bar* Thanks Ronnie

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VeronikaG - May 17, 2004 12:02 pm (#1110 of 2965)

You're welcome, Fawksy! You don't have a birthday every day. Good thing Bill was in that closet with you, or else it could have been boring. And since you came a bit late for the party, I'd like to say that those still up for it can continue in my room. Today is the big day for Norwegians, May 17th, so I'm celebrating. And when we win the match against Japan (when, not if) we'll have even more reason to celebrate! Whoohoo!

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septentrion - May 17, 2004 1:36 pm (#1111 of 2965)

How to go to you room, Veronika ? there's no map of the hospital anywhere and I'm too new. I think I could take some ice-cream in the kitchen. Who wants some ?

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Ticker - May 17, 2004 4:34 pm (#1112 of 2965)
Edited by May 17, 2004 9:35 am

*Wakes to a gentle rocking & muffled sound of waves lapping - opens eyes suddenly) Wait a minute! Where am I?!? (Sees jello packages lining the walls & ceiling...* The Jello Sub! That means...

*Grabs bag & rushes out of the sub…* Now, I wonder where the Quidditch pitch is located...

*Hours later & within sight of the sub...* Yes! I knew my astute sense of direction would eventually lead me here.

*Looks up just in time to catch the quaffle Liz throws to her...*

But I, ah,... did someone bring my bedpan? *Runs downfield & sees what looks like a Sumo wrestler carrying a beater’s bat flying menacingly fast straight at her. Turns the other direction and sees...* Hello Kitty?!? *Screams & runs back toward the sumo wrestler*

ANNOUNCER: The Maniacs are still in possession, though I don't see how much longer that will last. Yoshiba & Kitty are closing in on Ticker. The Maniacs unorthodox habit of allowing their players to wander gradually into the game may have gotten them in a pickle this time... or a sandwich... or between a rock & a hard place... or...

Oooooohhhhh! I don't believe it! A well placed bludger by Dobby has sent Yoshiba sprawling over Kitty. That does not look pretty. Ticker is being called out of her fetal position by Team Captain Liz. She's up & running towards the goal posts. She heaves up the quaffle, caught by Liz... and the Maniacs SCORE!!!!

That starts the game off with the Maniacs making the first goal... and here come the cheerleaders with a very unusually shaped pyramid & a bedpan for Ticker.

Honestly,... I was just going to watch this game...

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VeronikaG - May 17, 2004 6:50 pm (#1113 of 2965)

My room is rather small, so I'll have the continued party outside, in the overgrown garden. Just jump out my window. I have found a strange collection of tables and chairs in the cupboard that I have arranged between the weeds and bushes. My friend Pip the house elf has helped me. To get to my room, go to the ground floor, turn right by the bedpan closet, left by Madame Poppy's quarters, all the way through the next corridor, and right again, and you are there. My door is green with a cat door. Please do not step on cats, they get a bit grumpy when somebody do that.

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dobbyiscool - May 17, 2004 10:30 pm (#1114 of 2965)

*smacks the opposing keeper in the stomach with a bludger* Oh, that must have hurt. You know, I'm starting to enjoy being Beater. No one had to tell me that the other team was hurting Harry Potter this time, I just hit 'em any way! *pauses to count cheerleaders* Are we missing someone? They keep jumping up and down and running around, so I can't count for sure, and even if I could, I can't tell who's gone, but I think we're missing at least one cheerleader.

Just out of curiosity, who is the other Beater? I know Pyro made it on the Jello Sub., but where is she?

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dobbyiscool - May 17, 2004 10:34 pm (#1115 of 2965)

Dear Ronnie:

How could you have that poor house elf do work! There's no way I'm helping you decorate your garden party area! Don't even think about it!

Now I must go back to the game, our time out is over. The current score is 20-0 Maniac's. Later, Dobby

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Hermionefan(#1) - May 18, 2004 12:50 am (#1116 of 2965)

I think you've got the score wrong, Dobby. I believe we are about 130 points ahead.

GOOO MANIACS!

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dobbyiscool - May 18, 2004 3:28 am (#1117 of 2965)

Well, at the last time out, we were only ahead by 20. It wasn't until I knocked out their Keeper that we scored the other 11 goals. *while discussing this with Hermionefan, a bludger hits Dobby in the head, and falls off her bedpan*

_____________________________________Blast - May 18, 2004 3:29 am (#1118 of 2965)

Hey you guys don't look but they have ninjas hidden all over the pitch and stands, keep you wands handy just in case.

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Fawkes Forever - May 18, 2004 10:34 am (#1119 of 2965)
Edited by May 18, 2004 3:38 am

*Runs up to Ronnie’s room.... no one is there.... looks out window... sees her below... uses nifty levitation charm to float out the window to garden below....* yoohooo, anyone mention party.... I'll help... *lands softly on ground & tucks wand into hair again* Hee hee, I knew having bushy, I mean wavy hair would come in handy one day... very good at hiding wands

Still feeling a bit guilty about missing the Jello Sub & not being there to support the maniacs however! Hmmm, don't think they noticed my absence.... I mean.... how much difference can one cheerleader make.... well maybe a lopsided pyramid.... ah no... they'll never realise!

But we'll throw them a party when they get back..... Not to worry folks, Pip is a well-paid house elf who likes nothing more than to plan parties. Indeed she has a rather extensive wardrobe & she’s got a rather nice floral sun dress on today!

Oh 'tis a nice sunny day in St Mungo’s garden.... *slops on sun screen* we can have a BBQ... however, those that know me, know that I might not be the best person to help out in that department! So perhaps I'll stick to drinks, sweets, crisps & decorating duties! *Starts hanging lanterns from the trees humming to oneself* Oh this is going to be a nice garden party!

*Spies a radio on a bench*... oh a wireless.... wonder can we pick up the Maniacs game on the WWN? *twiddles buttons & some weird sounds are emitted* Ack no... not Celestina Warbeck... we want the maniacs... oh hang on *squealy noise again & then commentary sounds* Marè, Ronnie... *jumps up & down* the match is on the radio...

The Maniacs are in the lead.... by 130 points... *radio crackles* and Ooooh that looked sore... Dobby has been struck in the head by a bludger.... no wait.... Dobby is fine... seems Dobby was used to cranial bumps from a previous employment! *crackle* Liz has got the quaffle... she shoots... she scores... & the crowd goes wild! Oh I say... thats blatent cheating..... in the distraction of the Maniacs goal, the ninjas have tried to take out the Maniacs Keeper Blast with some stealth like maneuvers... but hah... take that... this keeper is living up to his name.... he just shot a fireball out of his 'pencil'... & the ninjas are running away screaming.... opps back to the match..... *crackle* Pyro is circling the pitch... no sign of the elusive snitch yet... it was released at the start of the match wasn't it......?

Oh come on maniacs ..... win win win! Gooooo Maniacs! Well I'm there in spirit!

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Marè - May 18, 2004 10:58 am (#1120 of 2965)

*Stops jumping on Tickers bed*

On the radio how cool! Now our team are not only bedpanquidditch stars, but also radiostars!

*Jumps up and down on the ground and joins Fawkes in the cheering!*

_____________________________________Liz Mann - May 18, 2004 3:42 pm (#1121 of 2965)
Edited by May 18, 2004 8:43 am

Hey, guys, this has probably been mentioned on here at some point, but isn't it interesting how these St Mungo's threads have always had lime green jello, since way before OotP, and when that book comes out we discover that the Healers wear lime green robes? (I was just reading that part again.)

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Fawkes Forever - May 18, 2004 4:01 pm (#1122 of 2965)

Hmmmm, me wonders - - has JK been here?

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Liz Mann - May 18, 2004 4:24 pm (#1123 of 2965)

Me too.

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VeronikaG - May 18, 2004 6:27 pm (#1124 of 2965)

Let's watch out for mysterious lurkers.

Don't worry Dobby, Pip is a free house elf. The previous inhabitant of my room dropped a sweater on her when she left. Pip stayed here because she loves it here. She gets paid for her work, and goes shopping in Hogsmeade every week.

*Putting up colored lights in trees*

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dobbyiscool - May 18, 2004 8:41 pm (#1125 of 2965)

Ok, just making sure...

Where's Pyro? I know it's illegal for anyone else to catch the snitch, so we can't win unless she shows up. Wait! We're now up by 160 points! Maybe we should just let them catch the snitch so we can go home to the party. We'll win anyway. *Notices the opposing keeper is recovering from earlier bludger attack, and smacks 'im with another one*

Say, now I know we forgot a cheerleader. The signs say M-A-N-I-A-S, so whoever held the "C" is now missing.

Ok, I'm confused again. Who plays what position? Here's what I remember off the top of my head:

Seeker- Pyro

Beaters- Dobby and ?????

Chasers- Liz and ???? and ?????

Keeper- Blast

Sorry for whomever I'm forgetting.

On the LJ note, where is LJ? Did anyone ever find our beloved sloth?

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Hermionefan(#1) - May 18, 2004 8:43 pm (#1126 of 2965)
Edited by May 18, 2004 1:49 pm

Didn't someone mention that lime green connection before? I'll go check, but it will probably take some time.

GOOO MANIACS!!! Luckily, at one of our nonexistent training practice, we cheer leaders learned how to battle ninjas. It's all in this book How to Battle Ninjas that You Can't See Because They Are Hiding in the Stands and they Want to Defeat you Because they Want the Japanese Quidditch Team to Win. It's an excellent book.

GO GO MANIACS!!!

EDIT: Istari mentioned the lime thing at post #543. She said : Hey, did anyone make the comparison when the OoP came out that the healers at St. Mungo's wore lime green robes? I thought that was quite a coincidence since we have used so much lime green jello here on our ward. Or did we start using the lime jello before it came out? I'll research that later. There you go.

Too bad we can't have some sort of screening thing to figure out if one of our members is JK Rowling. I don't think that that's possible to do over the web, however. JKR would be pretty secretive about her identity, wouldn't she? She could be anoyone--Dobby, Maré, Liz--I haven't thought about it, I'm just pulling names from the top of my head.

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Acceber - May 18, 2004 9:19 pm (#1127 of 2965)

She could be anyone I hadn't thought of that! Now I don't know who to trust! Help me and save me from this madness! Wait, sorry you can't, I'm already too insane .

What's the score, anyway?

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Liz Mann - May 18, 2004 9:19 pm (#1128 of 2965)

Dobby - Tinker is a Chaser.

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A-is-for-Amy - May 18, 2004 9:52 pm (#1129 of 2965)
Edited by May 18, 2004 2:56 pm

I gave up my chaser spot to Sabby, I think.

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Hermionefan(#1) - May 18, 2004 9:59 pm (#1130 of 2965)

It's probably someone who says they wish they could meet JKR and act like they're all opposite her or something. Maybe we should start reading everyone's bio thing, or start a thread analyzing everyone... well, probably not.

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dobbyiscool - May 18, 2004 10:52 pm (#1131 of 2965)

Well, I assure you, Hermionefan, it's not me. If she was posting as often as several of us do, when would she be working on book 6?

Ok, the score is now 170-0 Maniacs, and the snitch is nowhere to be found. Wait... Tinker scored (sorry, I don't know how I forgot about you), so now the score's 180-0 Maniacs! Yeah!

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PyroGrl - May 18, 2004 11:16 pm (#1132 of 2965)
Edited by May 18, 2004 4:16 pm

**circles the pitch** Pyro! Headbutt! **headbutts Japanese seeker** Py-RO!

_____________________________________The Great Abbycadabra - May 19, 2004 7:56 am (#1133 of 2965)
Edited by May 19, 2004 12:57 am

*runs in panting dramatically* Help! Help! I've been trapped in the *gasp* Muggle world!! Oh, the horror! The horror!!! Well, I suppose it's not that bad, but still! Oh, how I miss the padded corridors of my beloved St. Mungo's!! Oh, my bagpipe! My precious, darling bagpipe! Oh, how you've gotten covered in dust! *blows dust off bagpipe* I'm here! I'm here! And I hope to never be gone for so long again! And I've brought extra Abbyfetti with me for the birthdays and such that I've missed. Here, pass it around! ',;.,'.;,'.;,'.;'.;',.;',.'',;.',.;'.;., ',;.,'.;,'.;,'.;'.;',.;',.'',;.',.;'.;., ',;.,'.;,'.;,'.;'.;',.;',.'',;.',.;'.;.,

*happily begins playing various HP music themes on precious, darling bagpipe--oh, how good it is to be back.*

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Marè - May 19, 2004 9:07 am (#1134 of 2965)
Edited by May 19, 2004 2:07 am

Hugs Abby!

You're here! You're here!
O come sit with the radio with us, the maniacs are winning and the game will soon be over! It's 200-10 for us! After that we are having a victory-belated-birthday-party-for-Fawkes-party, so you and your bagpipe are just in time.
But could you ...erm.. *cough cough-ughe ughe-cough* blow that dust in the other direction? Thank you.

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Fawkes Forever - May 19, 2004 9:20 am (#1135 of 2965)

ABBY.... *runs over and gives Abby a back breaking hug* Woohoo, glad to see you back! The bagpipes missed you... I heard them crying themselves to sleep a few times... what do you mean that was the lime jello Marè

I'd say the victory is in the bag.... come on Maniacs.... here girlies... let’s start the celebrations.... *throws Abby & Marè some butterbeers & goes back to hanging more lights in the trees* Oh oh, it’s now a 'victory-belated-birthday-party-for-Fawkes-party-welcome-back-to-Abby-party' Phew that’s a lot to say...

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Marè - May 19, 2004 9:40 am (#1136 of 2965)

Lovely, lovely those lights, where did you get ‘em? And the lime jello can play the bagpipe? I knew it was multifunctional, but musical too? O boy, o boy, do we have some talented jello here!

And thanks for the butterbeer! Hey everybody: beer is on Fawkes! I brought the cookies! see I made them Hogwarts shaped!
*What do you mean Abby? "They look more like the burrow?"
Can't you see that brown thing, that's obviously the astronomy tower!

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Fawkes Forever - May 19, 2004 1:05 pm (#1137 of 2965)

If you squint your eyes & looks sideways at them they look like a hippogriff.... *Marè glares at Fawkes* ... ummm I mean... nope, they definitely look like the Burrow... I mean Hogwarts... to me.... tum te tum... right Abby & Ronnie *elbows both in the ribs*

As for the lights... I got them at number 93 Diagon Alley.... 'Gred & Forges Lairy Lights', so perhaps we should be on the lookout for any enchantments on them Merlin only knows

What’s the score on the match... has Pyro caught the snitch yet?

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Liz Mann - May 19, 2004 2:19 pm (#1138 of 2965)
Edited by May 19, 2004 7:23 am

ABBY! Hi! *waves from the air and doesn't notice the opposing team score several times* Oh no!

Quick, Pyro, we need the snitch caught! The Japanese are seventy points up! Where was our Keeper during all that? Oh, waving at Abby as well. Oh well, we'll just have to play harder to stay in the lead. *goes into a Woollongong Shimmy with Tinker and Sabby*

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Hermionefan(#1) - May 19, 2004 2:24 pm (#1139 of 2965)

No, but GOOO MANIACS!!! MANIACS ROCK!!!

Is that Gred & Forges Lairy Fights or Lairy Lights? Oh well, it's not important. *Turns away and sees Abby*

ABBY!!! You're BACK! *hugs Abby* was it awful with the Muggles? Did they make you use... you know... *whispers* eckeltricity?

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Fawkes Forever - May 19, 2004 3:04 pm (#1140 of 2965)
Edited by May 19, 2004 8:05 am

*shudder* eckletricity... scarey! They're Lairy Lights Hermy... hmmm Lairy Fights... now that sounds like some sort of mini firework... you might be on to something there...

Come on Maniacs... hurry up & win & get back here or there will be no food or butterbeer left.... particuarly the butterbeer *hic* hee hee...

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The Great Abbycadabra - May 19, 2004 7:21 pm (#1141 of 2965)
Edited by May 19, 2004 12:21 pm

*hugs everyone back* It's nice to be so popular and loved. But do stop waving at me and win the game!! I'm not going anywhere. I refuse to go back and use any more *shudder* eckeltricity.

*takes a cookie off the top of the Burrow, er, Hogwarts and takes a bite* Mmmm, cookies....

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dobbyiscool - May 19, 2004 8:45 pm (#1142 of 2965)

**Pyro, after headbutting the opposing seeker, zooms after a shimmer of gold. After realizing it was just Dobby's watch, she spins around and dives, and SHE CAUGHT THE SNITCH!!!*

Yeah! Maniacs win, 350-270! Now, all aboard the Jello Sub. and we'll head back to St. Mungo's! *counts as everyone boards the Jello Sub.* Yeah! Everyone's aboard! Let’s go! *pushes button and the Jello Sub. zooms homeword*

We're back! We won! Let's party! Oh! Welcome back Abby!

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Liz Mann - May 19, 2004 8:47 pm (#1143 of 2965)

Wow! Nice catch, Pyro!

Now it's time to party! Woohoo!

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dobbyiscool - May 19, 2004 8:50 pm (#1144 of 2965)

Do we still have our disco ball?

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Marè - May 19, 2004 9:20 pm (#1145 of 2965)

Always!



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VeronikaG - May 19, 2004 9:31 pm (#1146 of 2965)

WE WON!! WE WON!! Woohoo, party all night long.

I definitely think those cookies are shaped like no. 12 Grimmauld place. Just joking!

Abby? You didn't happen to bring some cheese danishes? It sounds like an interesting reciepy.

Pip, careful on the butter beer. You know what it can do to small people.

If you hear sneaky sounds in the bushes, it's probably just one of my cats. I have five, living in my room/the cupboard/the garden/everywhere else in the hospital. No allergies here I hope?

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Marè - May 19, 2004 9:41 pm (#1147 of 2965)
Edited by May 19, 2004 2:44 pm

O and bye the way our new supplement of party products arrived this morning, just in time!

Let's see we have...

A jukebox, because what is party without music. Hmmm a St. Mungo's jukebox, makes you wonder what kind of music it plays...

And what would be a party without decorations! Well nothing can top the Lairy Lights off course, but the package couldn't be ordered without it.

:Hmmpf, Abby, stop eating those cookies, you're turning green already! Here make yourself useful and put this up over the bar!


And Dobby if you would be so kind as to put this on the ceiling?
Gives it a bit of a Hogwarts feeling doesn't it?

And lots and lots of fireworks!



And O look, it comes with an entertainer as well! It's Merlin! (Or maybe a Merlin look-a-like, I'm not sure that Mr. Malfoy has so much credit on his silvercard. He seems to have a wee bit of a problem lately, even had to move. His new residence being something of Maison Oscarbun...)

So, well I'll think we are set! Is everybody accounted for? Fawkes do you think we should have a parade for our quidditch team? Maybe something with elephants this time? You could be on the head of the first one, seeing how it is a bit your birthday party too!

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Acceber - May 19, 2004 9:55 pm (#1148 of 2965)

Party!!!! We do have a lot, don't we, but no how, I loves parties!

Congrats Pyro! Great catch!

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Emily - May 19, 2004 10:18 pm (#1149 of 2965)

AAAAAAAABBBBYYYYYYYYYYY!

I go away for three days, and look what happens! We win a Quidditch match, Abby comes back! I was really missing your excellent music!

Anyway, Let's PARTY! Congratulations, Maniacs!

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dobbyiscool - May 19, 2004 10:22 pm (#1150 of 2965)

Ok, the stars are up, I put 'em around the disco ball. Now I'm joining the party. Say, what need do we have for a Jukebox? We have Abby! Oh well, let's keep it in case Abby disappears for a while and we want music.
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Viola Intonada - May 20, 2004 3:07 am (#1151 of 2965)

Dear Fellow Inmates of St. Mungo's,

I'm sorry to say I fell asleep on the Jello Sub on the way to Japan. When I woke up, no one was on board so I went looking for the Quidditch Pitch. Unfortunately, when I came back, the Jello Sub was gone. (Where did you learn how to count, Dobby?) Anyway, I am presently looking for some Floo Powder and a fire place, or some other way to return to St. Mungo's.

Septentrion, I will be more than happy to transfigure your wand for you when I get back.

Sincerely, Viola

P.S. I've had this funny prickling sensation on the back of my neck. Has Abby reappeared at St. Mungo's by chance?

*sends letter by owl, continues search for Floo Powder and fireplace, language barrier seems to be a problem. Asks help from a local, local slaps Viola's face and stomps off angry.*

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The Great Abbycadabra - May 20, 2004 7:35 am (#1152 of 2965)

Oh, yes, I have some cheese danishes. Quite good, as a matter of fact. I do, however, mock the cheese danishes of others (long story).

*looks down at green self and begins to play "It's Not Easy Being Green" on beloved bagpipe*

*stops for a moment* Hey, is that an owl? *plays some more*

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septentrion - May 20, 2004 2:29 pm (#1153 of 2965)

ah I've found the party ! Marè, you have already prepared everything ! It looks great ! I've taken the elephants with me :



I hope they'll be enough, was a rough job to take them from Africa. My wand is exhausted, I won't be able to cast a spell for hours.

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Marè - May 20, 2004 3:14 pm (#1154 of 2965)

Wow Septentrion, you definitely did the giant part of the preparations.
*Looks in awe at the rather high elephants*

Well, yes, the big one seems to have a flat head. I think Fawkes could sit there very well.
Erm, Fawkes you aren't afraid of heights aren't you?

And the quidditch team could go and sit on the other two big ones and...

Hey ! HEY! Sep, where are your elephants going? they are going to walk straight into the wall if they...

:CRASH:

O dear....

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Liz Mann - May 20, 2004 3:28 pm (#1155 of 2965)

I think they must be high on jello.

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Fawkes Forever - May 20, 2004 4:17 pm (#1156 of 2965)

Nope not scared of heights.... wow they look big... I'm gonna call the biggest one Stampy!

They're a bit stinky though!

Woohoo... let’s party people!

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Liz Mann - May 20, 2004 5:11 pm (#1157 of 2965)
Edited by May 20, 2004 10:11 am

They're a bit stinky though!

LOL! Though, you're right.

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Kip Carter - May 20, 2004 6:52 pm (#1158 of 2965)

septentrion, you really have trained them well. They are in prefect step. Were you a Drill Instructor? I bet you could get them to do about anything! I am interested in the spell you used. Tell us more when you can.

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Ticker - May 20, 2004 7:24 pm (#1159 of 2965)
Edited by May 20, 2004 12:27 pm

WOW! This is such a cool party! Marè, I must say the jukebox is a nice touch, although if you don't put enough money in before you request your song, it sings a rude mocking version instead. I notice that the next 20 songs are going to be of that variety. (Hops on an elephant & rocks to the beat...)

Septentrion! Fawkes! Abby! So good of you to give us cause to celebrate! Septentrion, I missed your birthday before we left. (Unrolls blank parchment...) This is a map of St. Mungo's - well, it's not quite as nice as the Marauders Map - BUT (dramatic pause)... it shows where all the bedpans, lime jello and rubber chickens are... AND (longer dramatic pause) it turns red when The Giant Squid is on the premesis. It will be hard for me to turn it over, but I want you to have it. To read it you must simply say, "Goo-ba-gah-ba-blah-dee-dee-doink" (easy enough to do in here without raising suspicion). To wipe it clean you just mumble, "Uh" (Easy enough to do gagged & in a straightjacket - don't ask me how I know).

Fawkes - For your birthday, I shamelessly stole this vial of dementor repelling sunshine from Middle Earth. May it serve you well in any dark times you face.

Ronnie - you know where Madam Poppy's room is? Oooohhh... you must share...!

Kip - you made it in finally! Well, party on dude! Just be careful you don't step in elephant... uh, shoulda spoken sooner. My bad.

(Drops off elephant...) ABBY! So good to see you! (Picks up Penny Whistle & plays along with the group of residents trying to play along with the song on the jukebox...)

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septentrion - May 20, 2004 7:37 pm (#1160 of 2965)
Edited by May 20, 2004 12:39 pm

****blush**** thanks !

The spell to gather the elephants is : "ney nëw" (elephant come). It's supposed to be written with sign upon the "n" like those signs you have in spanish but I don't know how to write it. It's a typically african spell, not taught in Hogwarts. And they're not so stinky ! Maybe it's just their perfume, I must admit they don't have great taste. As for the wall, a simple "reparo" will do it. Now folks, look at them, they're going to dance ! I bet you never saw elephants dancing waltz, tango and cha-cha-cha. But I warn you, don't let them invite you for a dance, you'd finish as a pancake and I doubt I could do it with a "reparo" ! Just after that, I'll lead them back to Africa, I guess they won't like our climate for a very long time.

p.s. thanks so much, Ticker, for the map ! I needed such a thing so much !

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Hermionefan(#1) - May 20, 2004 8:08 pm (#1161 of 2965)
Edited by May 20, 2004 1:09 pm

*blinks at large elephant towering above* Hi! What's your name? *Grunt grunt* Hey everyone, I've got an elephant called Olympe! Bet you didn't know I spoke Elephant, did you? Mwaha!

[to elephant]*Grunt grunty grr stomp stomp* See? I told you! I told her she smells nice! What do you mean she doesn't look flattered? *STOMP!* *Looks up just in time to figure out to jump out of the way* AAAAHHH!

Hey septentrion, can you fix craters about twenty feet deep with "reparo"?

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Liz Mann - May 20, 2004 8:16 pm (#1162 of 2965)

*Grunt grunty grr stomp stomp*

LOL!!

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Emily - May 20, 2004 11:01 pm (#1163 of 2965)

Ooh, you speak Elephantise! Let me try! *Converses in Elephantise for a few minutes with the closest elephant* Hey, guys, this one says it wants a bedpan quidditch match against us! They must have some really big bedpans! (Although I admit that it might have been asking where the bathroom was)

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Liz Mann - May 20, 2004 11:14 pm (#1164 of 2965)
Edited by May 20, 2004 4:14 pm



Tell them we're booked for our next match. (Which is true, but I can't remember who our next opponents are. )

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Istari Jones - May 21, 2004 3:46 am (#1165 of 2965)

Terrific game, Maniacs! Heard it on the WWN! I am humbled to be in the presence of such great athletes! (Bows head for a few respectful seconds). And Abby...welcome back! We missed you loads! Have some St. M&M's.

Cool elephants, Sep...reminds me of my family reunion (Not really, Just kidding!) Look what I have! Professor McGonagall gave me the mice the students were practicing on from Transfig Class. She says they're through with them, and thought they would be, well, a sort of pet therapy for us here. Look! (Stupidly opens lid. Dozens of mice leap from the box in a desperate bid for freedom) Wait! Get them! Don't let them near the elephants!

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Sabotage - May 21, 2004 3:54 am (#1166 of 2965)
Edited by May 20, 2004 8:57 pm

Yes! The evil Pokemon-drawers have lost! Now the world can live happily ever after all because of a small hospitalized team called: the M-A-N-I-A-C-S!!!!

BTW: I watched the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" movie just this afternoon and this is what I have to say: COWA-BUNGA DUDE!!!! OH must go. Did I hear someone say pizza?

DUDE!!

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VeronikaG - May 21, 2004 5:47 pm (#1167 of 2965)

Actually, I must admit I'm not quite sure where Madame Poppy's room is. I just saw her suddenly appearing by a wall near my room, and it looked to me as if she had come out of an unplottable door. Maybe she just apparated.

I guess the galleon I put in the jukebox was leprechaun gold, because now it plays the Snape version of "Don't let me get me". I guess Gina loves it though.

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Ticker - May 21, 2004 6:08 pm (#1168 of 2965)
Edited by May 21, 2004 11:10 am

Snort... nice song Ronnie!

*Discos down the hall past strange looking giant tortoise shell that sounds suspiciously like Sabby & smells like pizza..*

Cowa-bunga yourself!

You know, I was going to take the elevator but then an elephant got in line behind me... (even though she smelled lovely, I don't think there would be any chance of both of us fitting.)

Liz, I thought the Championship game was next. I assume we're going since we haven't lost yet. I'm afraid I don't follow the standings well enough to say who else made it.

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Acceber - May 21, 2004 7:53 pm (#1169 of 2965)

Championship game? w00t! Go Maniacs! When is it?

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septentrion - May 21, 2004 8:54 pm (#1170 of 2965)

OOOOOOh, I reckon it's time to have the elephants back to Africa ! ney nëw ! See you later !

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Ticker - May 21, 2004 9:27 pm (#1171 of 2965)

Awwwwwwww. Thanks for coming, pachyderms! I was really starting to get used to them. It will seem so empty without them.

Acceber, I hope it's a while off. I'm so jet-lagged, I can hardly keep my bedpan right-side up.

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Hermionefan(#1) - May 21, 2004 9:58 pm (#1172 of 2965)

I'll tell the elephants good bye! *snort snorty grunt* I don't like the way they're looking at me... AHHHH!!! *GRUNTY GRUNT SNORT!*

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PyroGrl - May 22, 2004 1:38 am (#1173 of 2965)

Ack! My computer completely DIED on me! (Actually my cousin murdered it.)

But I am back! *swooshes in on bedpan* Yes, that was a SPECTACULAR catch, if I do say so myself. *wink*

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Emily - May 22, 2004 2:02 am (#1174 of 2965)

Welcome back Pyro. Yes, it was a very good catch, and just in time, too!

I'm so sorry about your computer. Mine is dying slowly too, even as I type and-

Just kidding! (Now, I've never been known to do that before) Should we hold a funeral for the poor thing? Your faithful computer, loyal through so many Quidditch games and parties, and then to be brutally murdered. You must be a wreck!

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The Great Abbycadabra - May 22, 2004 7:31 am (#1175 of 2965)

Hey, guys! Good to see you, too! It's oh so very good to be back!

*retrieves Elephant-English dictionary from bagpipe* I was wondering if the elephants had any requests. *thumbs through dictionary* Hmm, this thing is awfully confuddling.

Oh, well. *plays "Crocodile Rock" for the heck of it*

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Liz Mann - May 22, 2004 7:02 pm (#1176 of 2965)

Hey, Abby, could you play Jailhouse Rock?

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Hermionefan(#1) - May 22, 2004 7:07 pm (#1177 of 2965)

Jailhouse Rock, that's actually just what I'm listening to now in Windows Media Player, but it's Jon Peter Lewis singing it. Let's hear it on the bagpipes!

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VeronikaG - May 22, 2004 8:56 pm (#1178 of 2965)

I have some more of the musical sneakoscopes. Unfortunately they don't come with ear plugs, so when people request different tunes on different scopes, it turns noisy.

Abby, you are the best bagpipe player I have heard. How can anyone claim bagpipe isn't cool? I have a friend who completely agrees with me. (Insane as well.)

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boop - May 23, 2004 4:06 am (#1179 of 2965)
Edited by May 22, 2004 9:13 pm

Hello Everyone here at St Mungo’s, it has been a while since I have come here. I was told to post over here about t-shirt that we had made up for the Pennsylvania gathering. The shirts and priced at sm thru xL is $12 dollars and XXL is $13 dollars and the XXXL is $14 dollars, if you would be interested of getting one please email me with size and color which are black or white. If you want to see what the design looks like go over to the main forum and go onto the Pennsylvania gathering thread and you can see the designs. Thank you for letting post this here. Take care and have fun guys!!!

my email address is boop196078@hotmail.com

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The Great Abbycadabra - May 23, 2004 6:56 am (#1180 of 2965)

Thanks, Veronika! I love bagpipes myself. I have my trusty bagpipe CD that I listen to often. And, in honour of Jon Peter Lewis and by request of Liz and Hermy, I'll most certainly play "Jailhouse Rock" on my rockin' bagpipe!

*gets down with bad self, playing "Jailhouse Rock" on bagpipe*

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Marè - May 23, 2004 2:11 pm (#1181 of 2965)
Edited by May 23, 2004 7:11 am

Eeek Was that a sane person in here?

O too bad the elephants are gone, they sure knew how to party!
Okay who's up for a game of twister? Foot on Green everybody!

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wormsé - May 23, 2004 6:55 pm (#1182 of 2965)

*flies in on bedpan, and crashes into wall* Oy... I'm back everyone, at least for the moment... AND.... *get ready...* Today.... is... MY BIRTHDAY!! And because it is SUCH a special day, I am announcing a party!!! w00t!! Marè, great timing for twister!! *runs to the game mat thingy...*

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Hermionefan(#1) - May 23, 2004 6:57 pm (#1183 of 2965)
Edited by May 23, 2004 11:57 am

Sane person? Where? Is it her? *looks at doorway* OH NO! Are my eyes deceiving me? Cardigan... short... toady... exceptionally ugly... they can't! No! They've given us a high inquisitor! *Points at doorway where short ugly person stands and faints*

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Marè - May 23, 2004 7:05 pm (#1184 of 2965)

(Erm.. Hermionefan... I was referring to Boop.. )

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septentrion - May 23, 2004 7:27 pm (#1185 of 2965)

Back from Africa ! I'm sorry for those who miss the elephants but they made too much damages and my own ward was threatened with destruction. Now I have to repair. my wand will hate me : to bring the elephants and repair their damages !

A high inquisitor ? Oh no ! ***quick hiding my wand and some other stuff***

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Liz Mann - May 23, 2004 7:49 pm (#1186 of 2965)

High Inquisitor?! Where???

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B]Hermionefan(#1)[/B] - May 23, 2004 7:58 pm (#1187 of 2965)

Yes, I know you were referring to Boop but that doesn't change the fact that a fluffy toad is grinning at me. Please tell me she's leaving soon!

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Acceber - May 23, 2004 9:42 pm (#1188 of 2965)

A fluffy toad? *hides behind refreshment table and waits for toad to leave*

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Marie E. - May 24, 2004 12:18 am (#1189 of 2965)

I feel so bad that someone else had to take over my commentating duties for me. Gracias! Good show everyone. I meandered over to a Japanese tea ceremony and got caught up in the ceremony of it all.

Fluffy toads? And are they supposed to carry weeny little wands?

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Viola Intonada - May 24, 2004 2:02 am (#1190 of 2965)

*Tumbles unceremoniously out of fireplace, lands in the middle of a Twister board with left foot on green*

I'm never falling asleep on the Jello Sub again. It must have been a side effect from all those Lime Jello fumes. My, it took a while but I finally managed to get some floo powder from a small out of the way place in Japan. I stepped into a fireplace (well, I had to do a little transfiguring) and just as I was about to say "St. Mungo's" I sneezed. I ended up in Cleveland, OH of all places, just as a huge storm was hitting the place. It blew my floo powder all over the place so I had to search for more. In the process of searching I got mistaken for an actual violist and had to play a concert. With a little magic I was able to play magnificently, if I do say so myself. It took a while, but I finally found a shop in an out of the way place and managed to haggle for some.

Okay, Septentrion, I'm ready to transfigure your wand into a clarinet. Ready?

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Liz Mann - May 24, 2004 1:32 pm (#1191 of 2965)

Life's never dull round here, is it?

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Marè - May 24, 2004 4:49 pm (#1192 of 2965)

Never Liz, never!

Right hand on yellow! Viola, get your feet out of my ear, lovely clarinet, by the way! It is good that you made it here again.

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Liz Mann - May 24, 2004 4:54 pm (#1193 of 2965)

I've never played Twister before. *joins in*

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Istari Jones - May 24, 2004 6:30 pm (#1194 of 2965)

Happy, Happy Birthday, Lindsay! Let's see what's in my gift bag for you...*sticks head into bag…* . .your own personal movie theater with seating for 24, just in time for the POA movie! . . . *sticks head farther into bag* . . . a copy of the HP and POA movie for you...SHHHH! special edition!...it contains all the deleted scenes and outtakes! . . . *Falls into bag* . . . some Honeydukes chocolate...a hula skirt...*mumbles deep inside bag* . . . an umbrella (hope you like pink...), and ....a mouse trap. Happy Birthday, Lindsay!

Gee, we've had so many birthdays this month...did I miss anyone? I don't want to leave anyone out...

(Wow, I'm gonna have to give this thing back to Santa Claus soon before he realizes it's gone...)

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Gina R Snape - May 24, 2004 7:02 pm (#1195 of 2965)

Hey, Hermionefan. Where did you learn to speak elephant? That was most impressive.

Now, a loooong time ago, Pinky had turned Alan Rickman into a mouse. I hope he doesn't show up to the party, because elephants are afraid of mice if I'm not mistaken...

btw, will we ever get back to St. Mungo's? I'm very weary from all this travelling quidditch-playing. And I think the elephants have been eyeing the jello submarine. Who's in charge of feeding them?

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Liz Mann - May 24, 2004 7:24 pm (#1196 of 2965)

I'm not sure where we're supposed to be going for our next match.

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Viola Intonada - May 24, 2004 7:38 pm (#1197 of 2965)

Sorry about that Marè. I hope I didn't get any soot in your ear. I wouldn't want anything to happen to your hearing.

*brushes off soot. Places right hand on yellow.*

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Acceber - May 24, 2004 8:20 pm (#1198 of 2965)

*joins in Twister game and expects to lose*

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septentrion - May 24, 2004 8:33 pm (#1199 of 2965)

Viola, I'm ready : here's my wand ! one, two, three : wow, I can even play music with it ! Clarinet

The elephants are gone folks ! Too many damages they did and too hard to rule they were!

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Hermionefan(#1) - May 24, 2004 8:50 pm (#1200 of 2965)

*joins in Twister game eagerly, knocking over Liz in process*

Sorry Liz, doesn't count! Doesn't count, my fault, you can still play!
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