Norbert is HOTTTTTTTT!!!!!! ... and more! (1 April 2005 & 2006)

Norbert is HOTTTTTTTT!!!!!! ... and more! (1 April 2005 & 2006)

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Pinky - Apr 1, 2005 5:56 am
Edited by Kip Carter Apr 2, 2006 12:02 am
See, I think Harry is Norbert. No really - listen - Norbert is really cool, and so is Harry. Hagrid thinks Norbert is da bomb, and I think he feels the same way about Harry. Norbert can breathe fire, and I'll bet in the next book, Harry will learn a really cool spell with fire. When we see Harry and Norbert together in PS/SS, it's ok, because Harry is using a time-turner, but that's ok too, because he doesn't recognize himself as Norbert, and Norbert can't really see that good either because he's just a baby. See? Try to destroy my theory!!!!!

Catherine - Apr 1, 2005 6:42 am (#1 of 37)
Canon Seeker
Wow, Pinky!

Great work here! The connection between Norbert breathing fire and being HOT, it's amazing! And Harry being Norbert--I mean, they both had to go live somewhere else as babies, it's so obviously him.

I can't believe I never thought about Harry using a time-turner in SS and being with Norbert--is that like the MoM scene with the bell jar in OoP? That hummingbird hatching from the egg was really Norbert all along! Draco told Snape about Norbert, and Snape intercepted the message to Charlie. So Norbert never really went to Romania--he's in the Ministry of Magic disguised by a potion. Snape is doing this because really, he's trying to hide Norbert/Harry in plain sight and will reveal this plot as soon as he makes up his mind who he is working for.

So Harry must be using a Time-Turner in the MoM because he sees the hummingbird, which is really Norbert, which is really Harry. This is why Ginny couldn't take her eyes off the scene in the bell jar, because she's meant to be with Harry, and can recognize him even as a hummingbird disguised as a dragon who is really Harry.

This theory also explains why Harry is so good at flying, because dragons and hummingbirds fly really well.

Pinky, I think you are really onto something here!

Have a good April Fool's Day!

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Denise P. - Apr 1, 2005 7:17 am (#2 of 37)
Ravenclaw Pony

I AgREe! I hAvE aLwAyS tHoUgHt NoRbErT wAs HOTTTT!! hArRy Is NoRbErT cUz ThE oNlY tImE U sEe ThEm 2 GeThEr iS iN P/s
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Mare - Apr 1, 2005 7:32 am (#3 of 37)
No no no, you see Norbert is Charlie, because why else would Charlie be absent when his "friends" come to pick him up.

That is wxhy Charlie is so good with dragions, he can be a dragon animagi!!!!

A BTW TREVOR IS HHHHHHOOOOOTTTT!!!

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Julia. - Apr 1, 2005 7:39 am (#4 of 37)
74% obsessed! Uconn Jew Crew says: is it August yet?
DuDe!! HaRry totTlLy is NoRbeRt!! Any wAy hE's alSo HeDwIg?!

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Denise P. - Apr 1, 2005 7:44 am (#5 of 37)
Ravenclaw Pony

HoW cAn HaRrY bE HeDwIg?? ShE iZ a GuRl....DUH!! I sAy HaRrY iZ nOrBeRt BuT iF hE wUz A oWl, He WoOd B eRrOl....LiKe DUH!!

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Catherine - Apr 1, 2005 7:52 am (#6 of 37)
Canon Seeker
you guys are so stoopid and dumb didn't you read my post cuz hARRy poTTer flies like a hummingbird and a dragon not like a stOOpid old owl who cant fly and is percys owl anyway and percy is probably umbridge so how come you said that!!!!!!

and eRRol is not hoTT and norbert is so you are wrong cuz were sposed to talk about norbert being hoTTTT!!!!!

and not too be mean or anything but some peeple nEEd to learn how to speLL rite before they post here

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Hollywand - Apr 1, 2005 7:57 am (#7 of 37)
Gryffindor
Okay, I bit the stoat sandwich big time this morning. Thanks for the laugh; I was stunned!!!

By the way, I think Harry will actually end up with a mountain troll. Trolls are HOTTTT......and they will ride away on Norbert into the Muggle world.

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Denise P. - Apr 1, 2005 8:00 am (#8 of 37)
Ravenclaw Pony
Hollywand, please try to stay on topic. This thread is set up to discuss Norbert, not trolls. If this continues, you may expect an email from me. If you have any questions, feel free to email me denise@hp-lexicon.org Besides, don't be silly, how could a TROLL fit on Norbert in the first place? Sheesh.....

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azi - Apr 1, 2005 8:10 am (#9 of 37)
Photo borrowed from Ardent Photography
I thnk norbut is chrly, cos chrly wrnt ther whn 'e wer tkn awy...it mkes snse, norbut is the fnkyst drgn in da wrld man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hrry is sooooooooo the gint sqd. 'es alwys svin ppl jus lke the gint sqd svd dnis crvy (ooo 'es smmt int he?). How do ya tnk norbut wil gt off the grnd wi' a mssve g8 trol on 'es bk eh? Ya slly blly...

Happy april fools day! Shame it's already way past midday where I am. At least forum time says it's not....

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Mare - Apr 1, 2005 8:11 am (#10 of 37)
Well he could if he was magically turned into a hummingbird. But if he was a hummingbird (the troll not Harry, we allready established that Harry was a hummingbird, so now we have two hummingbirds.. do we?) Anyway if the troll was a hummingbird, he would fit on Norbert but he wouldn't need to, because she can fly for himself; herself. I'm confused.

But if Harry is a hummingbird, he doesn't need to ride on Norbert too.

So, for Harry and the troll to ride on Norbert, they need to be something else than hummingbirds.

And how can Harry be on norbert f he is norbert? Maybe ginny is Norbert? Or no, Madam Rosmerta is Norbert... Because ron thinks madam rosmerta is hot!!!

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Denise P. - Apr 1, 2005 8:21 am (#11 of 37)
Ravenclaw Pony

HaRrY iZ NoRbErT!! MiRrOr Of ErIsEd iZ DeSiRe BaCkWaRdS....hOw MuCh MoRe PlAnE cAn It B? jkr HaS aLl BuT sPeLlEd (ha ha!) iT oUt 4 uS!

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azi - Apr 1, 2005 8:24 am (#12 of 37)
Photo borrowed from Ardent Photography
hrry a hmnbrd? i thgt 'e woz a snke, lke vldmt...or a hipopotomus...or a acrmntla...or a hnkypff...'ow bout a flbbrwrm??? hrry's borin, man, norbot is da coolst creture in the bks. Tht's why 'es a flbbrwrm!!!

Rn lkes norbut? Cudn't norbut b hrmine thn? Rn 'n Hrmine wil sooooooo end up 2getha man!!! Rn cud lve wi' 'es bro chrly 2 b wi' Hrmine.

So int norbut Tubron? Norbut must b 2 Rn's thn....!!!!!!! I'm on 2 summat I bet!!!!

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Elanor - Apr 1, 2005 9:02 am (#13 of 37)
Harry is Norbert, okay...

But Norbert is a hummingbird, the Troll's cousin, who is obviously Madam Rosemerta's uncle, herself Mundungus' half-sister (on his house-elf's side). When it becomes interesting is when you realize that her second name is Trebron, the mirror of Norbert, which, from an alchemical point of view is amazing! So, if Madam Rosemerta's mirror is Norbert, who is also Harry, the hummingbird, then Madam Rosemerta's troll is... Snape, the secret metamorphmagus! Of course!

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Ponine - Apr 1, 2005 9:23 am (#14 of 37)
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
U guys r like, so - immature! I mean, its not like it takes, like, more than, like, a FIFTH gradr or sumtn 2 figr out dat Harry Potter = HpOTTER = HOTTER!!! Its like she totally spelled it out 4 us, u no? Gawd. And he is so way much hottr then Ron. But not Drako.... He da BOMB!

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prof sprout - Apr 1, 2005 9:26 am (#15 of 37)
You guys have it ALL wrong. Trevor is the hottest character in the HP series.

(reference to a couple years ago April Fools Day)

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Loopy Lupin - Apr 1, 2005 10:11 am (#16 of 37)
w00t!!! I'm post # 16!!!!! ***hands everyone butterbeers and firewhisky***

OMG! Now everything makes sense. I wonder how Pansy will feel married to a dragon?

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Kip Carter - Apr 1, 2005 10:19 am (#17 of 37)
co-Host with Steve on the Lexicon Forum, but he has the final say as the Owner!
OK, let's keep this discussion civil and dignified. Enough of the butterbeer and firewhisky. I do not want to have to kipendo this thread, but I will!

And by the way, I think that you are all looney. You are nowhere close to who is really HOTTTTTTT!!!!!!! The giant squid, aka Albus Dumbledore, is the HOTTTTTTEEEESSSSTTTT!

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Little Ginny - Apr 1, 2005 11:41 am (#18 of 37)
Yo, sure, albs dumbeldor is hott, but don't ya see it albs dumbeldor is hottt coz hes the giant squid who is realy norbut (see they neva eva apear at de sam time an all) but norbut is hrry coz when harryx uses the timetuner to become norbut he gos back in time til hes dumbeldor after the newts and so he is really dumbeldor and not ron is dumbeldor but harry who is norbut whixch is the sam as the hummingbird .

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Loopy Lupin - Apr 1, 2005 12:58 pm (#19 of 37)
No way kip! The giant squid gets pwned by norbert cuz norbert's 1337!

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Her-melanie - Apr 1, 2005 1:56 pm (#20 of 37)
"Did he say you look like a pig that's been taught to walk on its hind legs? 'Cause that's not cheek, Dud, that's true."
anD ken I jus SaY that R Jo is so SMART bcuZ I think pHilosOphy is HaRRRRd -N- she just LIKE gets IT. Like, if you're a Norbert, do you know you're a Norbert? Like that;s ToTallY where she is GoinG with This. Like Harry is Norbert, but he DoeSn't Know he Is bCuz of phIloSophy. But really I don't Blieve in Harry Potter bCuz it's a Sin.

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Eponine - Apr 1, 2005 3:15 pm (#21 of 37)
I totlly thut RoN was NorBert, coz if U riTe it bckwrdz, it sayz TrebRON. It meenz hez RoN. Every1's using TiMe-TuneRs, b-coz RoN iz DumblEdOre, HeRmioNe is LiLy, and TreVoR is NevIlE.

HArrY is So Hawt!

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Acceber - Apr 1, 2005 3:40 pm (#22 of 37)
Ruler of Omeletteheads
NorBERT is NoT HoT!!! that rimes, bTW. LUpIn is HOOOTTTTT!!!! even w/ that stoopid must ash, he is HOTTTTT!!!! his hare is all blondlike.

OH, just two throw in too noots, HARRRY is Head wig, RON is DUmb bull door, Dum bell door is ThE GIANT Squid, and Nevil TOTALLLY luvs loona. Oh! awl the weezlys die their hare read. it's not reel.

PINKEE's theery is dessstroiiieddd. *bom noyse*

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Catherine - Apr 1, 2005 3:44 pm (#23 of 37)
Canon Seeker
OK, let's keep this discussion civil and dignified. --Kip

:::pours Kip's butterbeer into a frosted mug and hands him a cocktail napkin :::

Oh, dear. I forgot. The Giant Squid IS hot!!!!

Even Lily wanted to go on a date with him versus James!

Does that mean that James was really the Giant Squid?

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John Bumbledore - Apr 1, 2005 3:56 pm (#24 of 37)
"Tempus edax rerum." [Time, the devourer of all things.] Ovid
I am Bumbledore and I am NOrbert and the Squid! who BuT TEH GREEATST wiZARd in the woRLd could be a doUBLe Animagus. And, just look at my new Avatar? I took this when I snuck into the RoR back when it was a door to the three-broomsticks with the dart board.

So, NorBert is Trebron in the mirror of Erised. and Harry becomes Rett opyr rah. Sounds like a troll's name to me. So I say Harry is the Troll and I Bumbledore is teh quid-dragon-norbert.

IMHo and clever mind, at least for today.

<)B^D= (John) Bumbledore

P. S. I think my avatar is looking hot!! for a wizard of 40 year! LOL

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ruthlesspenguin - Apr 1, 2005 5:26 pm (#25 of 37)
Recently returned from a rather lengthy forum break involving exams, travel and of course a great deal of rereading...
u guys r all soooo cleva. i cud neva think of sum of the stuff u did.

u no i think i will tell all my frends about this reely cool site. they all think draco is SOOOOOO HOOOOOOTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!! and i am shor they wud luv to meat other intelegint peepel like u.

<(')

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I Am Used Vlad - Apr 1, 2005 6:46 pm (#26 of 37)
I Am Almighty!
Kip, this is the best new thread on the forum for some time. I think you should consider giving it Permanent Status.

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Choices - Apr 1, 2005 7:58 pm (#27 of 37)
*Completely Obsessed With Harry Potter*
You can have Norbert, I'll take Fred and George cause they are twice as HOTTTT!!!! OK, so I could be their grandmother. Give me a break!

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Gina R Snape - Apr 1, 2005 8:26 pm (#28 of 37)
"The world isn't split into good people and death eaters"
Free calamari for everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Norbert's just a stoooopid baby dragon. Harry better watch out cuz i heard dragons eat hummingbirds.

and, of course. SNAPE is the HOOOTTTTTTEEEEEEST OF THEM ALL! But he's married to me so u can't have him, he's MINE ALL MINE.

Trevor is pretty hot though. Maybe u want to date him?

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Aqualu Nifey - Apr 1, 2005 11:08 pm (#29 of 37)
"So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause." - Padme Amidala-Skywalker
"Free calamari for everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Gina R Snape

Noooooo!!!!! Dumbledore!/Harry!/Norbert!/Ron!/Trevor!/Neville! Poor Luna.

Gina, I love your new Avatar! =P

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Kip Carter - Apr 1, 2006 7:46 pm (#30 of 37)
co-Host with Steve on the Lexicon Forum, but he has the final say as the Owner!
Each of you are allow to add to this thread for the next five hours plus. Please limit your comments with the last one no later than 11:59 pm PST Saturday 1 April 2006. Have fun.

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Thom Matheson - Apr 1, 2006 7:56 pm (#31 of 37)
This is soooooo boat-boat thread. But my heart belonmg to der Thesterals. That family of beef eating carnivors. The way they spresd those leathery wings. Swoon, swoon, swoon.

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Nathan Zimmermann - Apr 1, 2006 8:46 pm (#32 of 37)
Daily Prophet Headline: News Flash by Rita Skeeter The W.O.M.B.A.T.S. have defeated the N.E.W.T.S. in a Quidditch match. The final score was 270 to 140. In the process the N.E.W.T.S developed the 674th and 675th way to commit a foul in the game of Quidditch by hitting a Bludger into the commentators box and and by crashing into the commentators box during a game. Something not even the great seeker Harry Potter or his alternate Ginny Weasley ever did.

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Finn BV - Apr 1, 2006 9:52 pm (#33 of 37)
Me kayaking, Niagara River, August 2006. I have been likened to Reepicheep in this photo.
yEsS! iVe wAiTeD 4 EvEr tO PoSt oN ThIs tHrEaD AnD NOW ITS OPEN!! YAYYYYYYYYY!

sO I ThInK ThAt aLiCiA SpInNeT Is HOTTTTTT... cUz sHe's tHe oNe QUiDdItCh pLaYeR On gRyFfInDoR ThEy NEVER EVER MENTION!!! SO Jo mUsT Be dOiNg tHaTt fOr a rEaZoN!! ThAtS WhY ShEs HOTTTTT.

Yess! Finally I can post on this thread and get free calamari and butterbeer and firewhiskey! My life goal is fulfilled!!!

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Stephanie M. - Apr 1, 2006 10:19 pm (#34 of 37)
I seriously think that harry's Firebolt is hott... i mean just look at how shiny it is! you can't find anything that is more shiny than that. and i also think that Moaning Myrtle's toilet is da bomb! myrtle can just fit right into it! i would love to live in a toilet like she does... hey, maybe her toilet is shiny too??? wow! if that toilet is shiny, i wouldn't know which is more hott... the firebolt or the toilet?

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Finn BV - Apr 1, 2006 10:31 pm (#35 of 37)
Me kayaking, Niagara River, August 2006. I have been likened to Reepicheep in this photo.
whoaaaaa therez a bomm at HOGWARTZ????? nooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOOOooOo

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Madam Pince - Apr 1, 2006 10:49 pm (#36 of 37)
The eyes are the windows to the soul...
So, did you guys read on Leaky that Gary Oldman changed his mind and decided not to come back to do Sirius for OotP? He's going to be in Scary Movie 5 instead. But don't worry -- they've already got Hugh Grant signed to play Sirius.

He's so hot.

Snuffles will no longer be the dog we're used to, either -- they're going to switch him to a Basset hound so his eyes will match Hugh's......

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Amilia Smith - Apr 1, 2006 10:55 pm (#37 of 37)
Cool!!! I hated the evil CGI Snuffles!!!! A Bassett hound would be so much HOTTTTTER!!!!

Mills.